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Walkthrough/FAQ
PC 1996

Version:	FINAL	released on 5th May 2005
Author:		odino <ebayer20(at)lycos(dot)com>
This guide is ONLY available on GameFAQs.


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		             TABLE OF CONTENTS
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01.) Introduction	  				| G0100  | 
02.) Overview & Controls				| G0200  |
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03.) Walkthrough					| G0300  |
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04.) Point List						| G0400  |
05.) Dildo Locations					| G0500	 |
06.) Easter Eggs					| G0600  |
07.) Review						| G0700  |
08.) Credits & Thanks					| G0800  |

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01.)                         INTRODUCTION		G0100
==============================================================================

Welcome to Leisure Suit Larry 7 for the PC, the last true Larry adventure
game released by Sierra in 1996.

The walkthrough for this game is complete and includes a point list, dildo
locations and Easter eggs. By following the walkthrough you will also get all
the points, dildos and Easter eggs possible in the game. If you spot any
errors or have suggestions please feel free to e-mail me about it. Enjoy!

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02.)                         OVERVIEW & CONTROLS	G0200
==============================================================================

Right click is a shortcut menu:
MAP:
INVENTORY:
SCORE:
SAVE:
THE BOSS!:


Unlike some previous Larry games, you cannot die in game nor get stuck. You
can roam around the ship quite freely which is very nice.

The number in the ()s is the amount of points you get during the game and the
amount you should have at this stage if you have been following this
walkthrough. They are listed again in the point list for a quick overview. 

Commands in CAPITAL letters are typed in and no found in the game by default.
When the guide says *DILDO* there is a dildo found in this area, check the
complete list if you can't see it. *EE* is a reference to Easter Eggs.

Info about bugs and other problems can be found on Al Lowe's personal website,
www.allowe.com (31st April 2005). I suggest you have a look if you come across
any bugs or errors while playing.

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03.)                         WALKTHROUGH		G0300
==============================================================================

___Prologue___
   --------
   
You start in the hotel room you left off in Larry 6. After the initial scenes,
take the Vice Grips from the right dresser (1, 1) and the Lil' Hair Weave Kit
from the left one (1, 2). Open your inventory and open the Lil' Hair Weave Kit
(1, 3). Use the Vice Grips on the Needle (1, 4) to bend it. Then click on the
cuffs and use the bent needle to unlock them (2, 6). In the next room, BREAK
the window to get out (2, 8).

___P.M.S. Bouncy___
   -------------

Welcome to the P.M.S. Bouncy, Laffer! After you have received your room key,
open the menu and select Help -> About (1, 9). *DILDO* Return to Das Grande
Atriumo and find the *DILDO*. Use the phone and make prank calls six times
until the option is orange (6, 15). The select the map and go to Proud Lil'
Seaman Lounge (3, 18) to find out about the tournament. *DILDO*

___Craps Tournament___
   ----------------
   
Go to Cabin 0 (2, 20) and take the toilet paper (2, 22). *DILDO* Look at it in
your inventory (1, 23) and go to The Heaving 'Ho. *DILDO* Eat the bean dip
near the kitchen door (4, 27) and select yourself to fart (1, 28). Eat the
bean dip once more and go to the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. *DILDO* Look
at the foot of the Venus statue and take the Big Toe o' Venus (8, 36). Go
through the doors into the casino and go near the crowd at the table. *DILDO*
Select Larry and fart (11, 48) to free the table. Play crabs and talk to the
croupier. Now use the toilet paper on the Souvenir Dice (6, 54) and play with
them instead. You'll be invited to play Strip Liar's Dice with Dewmi Moore
(27, 81). If you need info about the rules, select "How to play". Use CTRL
+ C to look under Dewmi's cup, and save when you win if you want it easier.
After you've won you'll be back in your room (23, 114).

___LoveMaster 2000___
   ---------------

Go to the Clothing Optional Pool *DILDO*, talk to Dick to get through (2,
116) and you'll end up at Drew Baringmore's seat (3,119). Talk to her about
BOOK (11, 130) and you can have it. Also take the magazine lying on the table
nearby (3, 133). Go to the Library. *DILDO* Take the green (2, 135) and blue
book (2, 137), look at the beaver (1, 138) and *EE* MILK it and continue
forward to talk to Victorian Principles (3, 141). Talk to her about a random
book (type it in) and she'll look it up on her computer. While she's doing so,
grab the yellow book on top of the pile (6, 147) and the mucilage in front (5,
152). Remove the cover from the Proudish and Proud book (4, 156) and use the
jacket on the Erotic Adventures of Hercules (14, 170). Go to Das Grande
Atriumo *DILDO* and return to the library (2, 172). Talk to Vicky *DILDO* and
look at the computer screen (1, 173). *EE* Hold CTRL and click the left man on
the screen. Talk to her about 'the weather' (20, 193). You'll end up back in
your Room *DILDO*. Take the spray can (3, 196) Return to the library and talk
to Vicky about 'Sex' and 'Prove it'. Use the TMT scorecard on her and talk
about 'LoveMaster 2000' (6, 202). You'll end up at the LoveMaster 2002 booth
inserting your keycard (2, 204). Vicky will win the competition for you (25,
229). *DILDO* Push the green button here too (4, 233).

___Poop Deck Horseshoes___
   --------------------

Go to the aft deck. *DILDO* If Peggy is not here, go left to the Promenade
Deck. *DILDO* Open the fire hose cabinet (1, 234) and take the fire hose (3,
237). If Peggy is not here either, go left to the Forward Deck. *DILDO* Take
a kumquat from the topiary sheep (2, 239). Either way you must have found
Peggy by now so talk to her about the 'CABIN BOY' (11, 250), 'BREAK ROOM',
'LOCKER' (9, 259), 'COMBINATION' (13, 272), 'XQWSTS' (11, 283), 'Xqwsts
Needs', 'Xqwsts Wants' and finally about her 'Peg leg' (11, 294). Go to the
Employee's Only area and walk through the laser grid. PUSH the door to get in
(9, 303). *DILDO* Read the bulletin board six time (2, 305) and one more time
about a message to Peggy (1, 306). Take the jackpot preventer / jumper wires
from the board (4, 310) and the KZ Lubricant next to the sink (4, 314) Open
the second locker from the left in the bottom row with the combination
'38-24-36' (12, 326) and go through to meet Xqwsts (3, 329). Talk about the
'Photographs', 'How?' and 'Buy pictures' (4, 333). Go to Das Grande Atriumo
*DILDO* and use the Mucilage on the Dirty Pictures (9, 342). Use the Sticky
Photo on the Cabin Key Card to make a Photo ID (8, 350). Talk to the purser
about 'Passport' (11, 361) and show him the Photo ID (6, 367). Return to
Xqwsts and give him the passport (7, 374). Now take the key he left (6, 380)
and go to the Poop Deck. Talk to the Juggs (3, 383) and go to The Heaving Ho'.
Talk to the meat carver until all he's gone (9, 392). *DILDO* Take the heat
bulb (3, 395) and the Carving Knife (3, 398). Go to the Proud Lil' Seaman
Lounge and down to the next screen. Talk to Johnson (2, 400) *DILDO* about a 
'GIGANTIC ERECTION' (11, 411). While he's gone, go into the room to the left
for an *EE*.  Talk to Johnson again and order a LIME JUICE (12, 423), then
another gigantic erection and go into the room (13, 436) while he's gone.
*DILDO* Switch the spray deodorant with the silicone lubricant (12, 448).
Push the red button (4, 452) and leave the room. Look at the Lighting Truss
you lowered and take out the spotlight (5, 457). Place the heat lamp bulb in
it (5, 462) and order another Gigantic Erection to get into the room. Push the
red button once more (4, 466). Go to Cabin 510 and take the bottle of powder
(4, 470) and return to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge to watch the show (20,
490) and you'll be back in your room. *DILDO*

Use the fire hose on the water pipe (9, 499) and flush the toilet (2, 501),
the CRAP in it (1, 502) and while you do that, WHIZ (1, 503) and use the
toilet paper. Go back to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge and take the stage
lights on the stage (5, 508). Walk left and take the remote control (5, 513),
turn the remote on (1, 514) and finally FEEL the switchboard *EE*. Go to El
Replicant Sculpture Garden and up the scaffolding (1, 515). Use the chase
lights on the spike (14, 529), switch on the remote (1, 530) and take the
screwdriver from the toolbox (4, 534). Now go to the Horseshoe Competition and
turn on the remote (5, 539). *DILDO* Insert the TMT scorecard into the slot
(2, 541) and play on the court (25, 566). Take back your card afterwards.

___Captain's Cook-Off___
   ------------------

Go to the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge and listen to the comedy act (5, 571). It
loops in case you missed the points shown in the corner, but check your score
after 40-50 minutes. Then go to the Clothing Optional Pool. *DILDO* Go to see
Drew and *EE* PUSH the branch. *EE* talk about FOKKER (13, 584), 'Anton's
Fame', 'My Place?' and 'You can't?'. Talk about 'Clothes', 'Drink' and
'Gigantic Erection'. Go to the Forward Hold and use the key to open door (2,
586). *DILDO* Take the suitcase (6, 592) and go back to the pool area. *EE*
Use the orgasmic powder on her drink and DRINK' it. Talk to Drew about her
suitcase (15, 607) and flush the toilet (10, 617) to get her out of the room.

Go to the kitchen. *DILDO* Take the pot (2, 619), the salt (2, 621), the fish
(2, 623) and read the magazine page (5, 628). Operate the Caviarmaster2000 (1,
629) and look at the hanging dog (1, 630), fish in the net (1, 631) and the
fish in the basket (1, 632). Go to Room 0 and take the mold (7, 639) in the
shower that has built up. Go the Lower Aft Deck and open the door with the key
(2, 641), then MILK the beavers (13, 654). Back in the kitchen, use the mold
or beaver milk on the CyberCheese2000 (9, 663) and use the kumquats with the
beaver cheese (7, 670). Look at the python that's appeared (1, 671). Go to the
cook-off competition and place the quiche on the belt (1, 672). Close the map
and use the orgasmic powder on the quiche (14, 686) to spice it up some. Place
the Quiche du Larry on the belt and you'll win the competition (25, 711).

___Best-Dressed Man___
   ----------------

Go to the Queeg's Ballroom and enter it. *DILDO* Talk to Jamie Lee Coitus (2,
713) and go to the bridge. Go into the door to find a *DILDO* and go back out.
Unscrew the control box with the screwdriver (6, 719) and connect the jumper
wire to the fuses (10, 729). Climb up the ladder (1, 730) and look at the sail
when it's open (1, 731). Use the Carving Knife on the sail (8, 739). Go back
to the Queeg's Ballroom. *DILDO* *EE* Type DREAM on Larry for a scene and go
out and back in. *DILDO*. Talk to Jamie Lee about 'Distressed' and 'Leisure
Suit' (17, 756). Give the Polyester Cloth to Jamie Lee (7, 763) and come back
to the Queeg's Ballroom. Read the note on the door (1, 764) and go inside the
stage door (9, 773). Return to the Queeg's Ballroom once more and read the new
note on the door (1, 774). At the Best-Dressed Man Competition, unzip the
mannequin's trousers (3, 777) to win the competition (25, 802). *DILDO*

___Tail Deck Bowling___
   -----------------

Go to the Employee Only area and into Xqwsts' room. Use the screwdriver on
the vent (6, 808) and crawl through it. Undress yourself in the middle (10,
818) and meet Annette in your room (15, 833). Take the Hanky she left (2, 835)
and smell it (1, 836). Go to the Aft Lock and open the door with the key (2,
838). Open the Hopper door and use the deodorant on the pins (11, 849). Go
to the Bowling Competition and insert your TMT scorecard into the walrus.
*DILDO* Take the bowling ball (2, 851) and use the KZ Lubricant on the Hanky
(7, 858). Wipe the Hanky onto the bowling ball (6, 864) and play (1, 865).
With the explosive combination you'll win the competition (25, 890).

___Finale___
   ------

Go into the Blind Dessert Testing Room at the back of The Heaving Ho', look at
the seat where Annette was sitting and take the insurance policy (15, 905).
Check it out in the inventory (5, 910) and go to Das Grande Atriumo. Use the
phone to call Boning (13, 923) and then talk to the purser about 'My account'.
While he's gone, look at the phone at the desk and push the red button (11,
934). Go to the Private Cabin (2, 936) and open door to get inside (2, 938).
Smell the bed sheets (1, 939) and climb into bed (10, 949). Go back to the 
Private Cabin. *EE* UNZIP the left middle guy's zipper and ring the bell. Show
the knife to make her run back inside (1, 950). Ring the bell again and give
her the insurance policy (15, 965). Lastly, go to the Captain's Quarters and
knock on the door to enter (10, 975). Show Captain Thygh the stock certificate
to end the game (25, 1000)

If you have collected all 1,000 points, 32 dildos and 7 Easters eggs you'll
be treated to an extra scene after the credits have rolled. Enjoy!


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04.)                         POINT LIST			G0400
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|				      Points:		Total:		|
|									|
| AFT DECK:								|
| Talk to Peggy about 'Cabin Boy'	11		  11		|
| Talk to Peggy about 'Locker'		 9		  20		|	
| Talk to Peggy about 'Combination'	13		  33		|
| Talk to Peggy about 'Xqwsts'		11		  44		|
| Talk to Peggy about 'Peg leg'		11		  55		|
|									|
| AFT HOLD:								|
| Open the door with the Custodial Key	 2		  57		|
| Use Deodorant Spray on the Pins	11		  68		|
|									|
| BEST-DRESSED MAN:							|
| Unzip the mannequin's zipper		 3		  71		|
| Win the Best-Dressed Man Competition	25		  96		|
|									|
| BLIND DESSERT TESTING ROOM:						|
| Undress				10		 106		|
| Take the Insurance Policy		15		 121		|
| Look at the Insurance Policy		 5		 126		|
|									|
| BOWLING COMPETITION:							|
| Take the Bowling Ball		 	 2		 128		|
| Use KZ Lubricant on Hanky		 7		 135		|
| Use Treated Hanky on Bowling Ball      6		 141		|
| Play Bowling				 1		 142		|
| Win the Bowling Competition		25		 167		|
|									|
| BRIDGE:								|
| Open the Control Box with Screwdriver	 6		 173		|
| Use the Jumper Wires on the Fuses	10		 183		|
| Climb the Ladder			 1		 184		|
| Look at the Sail			 1		 185		|
| Use the Knife on the Sail		 8		 193		|
|									|
| CABIN 0:								|
| Arrive for the first time		 2		 195		|
| Take the toilet paper			 2		 197		|
| Look at the toilet paper		 1		 198		|
| Take the Spray Can			 3		 201		|
| Use the Fire Hose with the Water Pipe	 9		 210		|
| Flush the toilet			 2		 212		|
| CRAP in the toilet			 1		 213		|
| Whiz in the toilet while sitting	 1		 214		|
| Flush the Toilet while Drew showers	10		 224		|
| Take the Mold				 7		 231		|
| Meet Annette Boning			15		 246		|
| Take the Hanky			 2		 248		|
| Smell the Hanky			 1		 249		|
|									|
| CABIN 510:								|
| Win Strip Liars Dice			23		 272		|
| Take the Bottle of Powder		 4		 276		|
|									|
| CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS:							|
| Enter the Captain's Quarters		10		 286		|
| Show Stock Certificate to Captn Thygh 25		 311		|
| 									|
| CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL:						|
| Get through to the pool		 2		 313		|
| Talk to Drew Baringmore		 3		 316		|
| Ask about 'Your Book'			11		 327		|
| Read the magazine			 3		 330		|
| Talk to Drew about 'Fokker'		13		 343		|
| Talk to Drew about 'Suitcase'		15		 358		|
|									|
| COOK-OFF COMPETITION:							|
| Present the Quiche			 1		 359		|
| Use Orgasmic Powder on the Quiche	14		 373		|
| Present the Quiche du Larry & win	25		 398		|
|									|
| DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO:							|
| Talk to Purser about 'Passport'	11		 409		|
| Use Mucilage on Photographs		 9		 418		|
| Use Sticky Photo on Cabin Key Card	 8		 426		|
| Show Photo ID to Purser		 6		 432		|
| Call Boning				13		 445		|
| Make Prank Call			 1		 446		|
| Make Prank Call			 1		 447		|
| Make Prank Call			 1		 448		|
| Make Prank Call			 1		 449		|
| Make Prank Call			 1		 450		|
| Make Prank Call			 1		 451		|
| Press red button on purser's phone	11		 462		|
|									|
| EL GRANDE SCULTPURE GARDEN:						|
| Take Big Toe o' Venus			 8		 470		|
| Get up on the scaffolding		 1		 471		|
| Use the Chase Lights on the Spike	14		 485		|
| Turn on the Remote Control		 1		 486		|
| Take the Screwdriver			 4		 490		|
|									|
| EMPLOYEE'S ONLY:							|
| PUSH the door to get in		 9		 499		|
| Read the bulletin board 6x		 2		 501		|
| Read the bulletin message for Peggy	 1		 502		|
| Take the Jumper Wires			 4		 506		|
| Take the KZ Sexual Lubricant		 4		 510		|
| Open the locker			12		 522		|
| Meet Xqwsts				 3		 525		|
| Buy the pictures off Xqwsts		 4		 529		|
| Give Passport to Xqwsts		 7		 536		|
| Take the Custodial Key		 6		 542		|
| Use Screwdriver on Vent		 6		 548		|
|									|
| FORWARD DECK:								|
| Take the Kumquat			 2		 550		|
| 									|
| FORWARD HOLD:								|
| Open the door with the Custodial Key	 2		 552		|
| Take the suitcase			 6		 558		|
|									|
| HELP -> ABOUT:							|
| Open the Help -> About screen		 1		 559		|		
|									|
| HORSESHOES COMPETITION:						|
| Use your TMT Scorecard		 2		 561		|
| Turn on the Remote Control		 5		 566		|
| Win the Horseshoes Competition	25		 591		|
|									|
| HOTEL ROOM:								|
| Take the Lil' Hair Weave Kit		 1		 592		|
| Take the Vice Grips			 1		 593		|
| Open Lil' Hair Weave Kit		 1		 594		|
| Use Vice Grips on Needle		 1		 595		|
| Use Bent Needle on the Handcuffs	 2		 597		|
| BREAK the door			 2		 599		|
| 									|
| KITCHEN:								|
| Take the Pot				 2		 601		|
| Take the Salt				 2		 603		|
| Take the Fish wrapped in a magazine	 2		 605		|
| Read the Magazine Page		 5		 610		|
| Operate CaviarMaster 2000		 1		 611		|
| Look at Fify the dog			 1		 612		|
| Look at the Basket of fish		 1		 613		|
| Look at the fishnet			 1		 614		|
| Use Beaver Milk on CyberCheese 2000	 9		 623		|
| Use Kumquats on the beaver cheese	 7		 630		|
| Look at the Python			 1		 631		|
|									|
| LIBARY:								|
| Look at the Beaver			 1		 632		|
| Take the green book			 2		 634		|
| Take the blue book			 2		 636		|
| Talk to Victorian Principles		 3		 639		|
| Take Prudish and Proud book		 6		 645		|
| Take the Mucilage			 5		 650		|
| Remove Proudish and Proud jacket	 4		 654		|
| Use Jacket on Erotic Adventures 	14		 668		|
| Enter erotic library			 2		 670		|
| Look at the Larry 6 monitor screen	 1		 671		|
| Talk about 'The Weather'		20		 691		|
| Talk about LoveMaster 2000		 6		 697		|
|									|
| LOVEMASTER 2000:							|
| Insert TMT card			 2		 699		|
| Push the green button			 4		 703		|
| Win the LoveMaster 2000 Competition   25		 728		|
|									|
| LOWER AFT DECK:							|
| Open the door with the Custodial Key	 2		 730		|	
| MILK the beavers			13		 743		|
|									|
| PAIR O'DICE CASINO:							|
| Fart at the Craps table		11		 754		|
| Use Toilet Paper on the Souvenir Dice 11		 765		|
| Play craps with the shaved dice	 6		 771		|
| Win Craps Competition			27		 798		|
|									|
| POOP DECK								|
| Meet the Juggs			 3		 801		|
|									|
| PRIVATE CABIN:							|
| Arrive at the Boning's Cabin		 2		 803		|
| Go inside the Boning's Cabin		 2		 805		|
| Smell the Bed Sheets			 1		 806		|
| Climb into Bed			10		 816		|
| Use the knife on Annette		 1		 817		|
| Give the Insurance Policy to Annette	15		 832		|
|									|
| PROMENADE DECK:							|
| Open the Fire Case			 1		 833		|
| Take the Fire Hose			 3		 836		|
|									|
| PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE:						|
| Attend the Competition Meeting	 3		 839		|
| Talk to Johnson			 2		 841		|
| Order a Lime Juice			12		 853		|
| Order a Gigantic Erection		11		 864		|
| Enter the Dressing Room		13		 877		|
| Switch the Silicone with the Spray	12		 889		|
| Push the red button to lower lights	 4		 893		|
| Take out the Spotlight		 5		 898		|
| Insert the Heat Lamp Bulb		 5		 903		|
| Push the red button to raise lights	 4		 907		|
| Watch the Juggs performance		20		 927		|
| Take the Clothing Chase Lights	 5		 932		|
| Take the Remote Control		 5		 937		|
| Turn on the Remote Control		 1		 938		|
| Watch the entire Comedy Act		 5		 943		|
|									|
| QUEEG'S BALLROOM:							|
| Talk to Jamie Lee Coitus		 2		 945		|
| Talk to Jamie about 'Leisure Suits'	17		 962		|
| Give Polyester Cloth to Jamie Lee	 7		 969		|
| Read the Note on the door		 1		 970		|
| Enter the stage door			 9		 979		|
| Read the Note on the door		 1		 980		|
|									|
| THE HEAVING HO':							|
| Eat Bean Dip				 4		 984		|
| Fart after eating Bean Dip		 1		 985		|
| Eat all the Spork to make Wang leave	 9		 994		|
| Take the Heat Bulb			 3		 997		|
| Take the Carving Knife		 3		1000		|
|									|
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05.)                         DILDO LOCATIONS		G0500
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AFT DECK:
> Behind the dildo-shaped topiary

BEST-DRESSED MAN:
> Next to the score machine

BOWLING COMPETITION:
> Behind the hippo

BRIDGE:
> Through the door

CABIN 0:
> Next to the bucket
> Behind the toilet
> Behind the pipes in the bottom left corner.

CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL:
> Behind the left bush
> Behind the right bush

DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO:
> Behind the pillar on the right
> Leaning against the library entrance
> Top floor between the two pillars on the left

EL GRANDE SCULTPURE GARDEN:
> Hiding behind David's left foot.

EMPLOYEE'S ONLY:
> Behind the chairs

FORWARD DECK:
> Underneath the sheep-shaped topiary

FORWARD HOLD:
> Left behind some suitcases

HELP -> ABOUT:
> Between the creators of the game

HORSESHOES COMPETITION:
> On the other court

KITCHEN:
> Last piece of the sausage string.

LIBARY:
> Leaning against the grandmother clock
> Behind the pineapple (after transformation)

LOVEMASTER 2000:
> In the 4th Booth

PAIR O'DICE CASINO:
> Blackjack table on the right

PROMENADE DECK:
> Behind the beaver-shaped topiary

PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE:
> Behind a seat in the middle (before Juggs' Concert)
> Left of Johnson
> Behind the stacks of hay in the dressing room

QUEEG'S BALLROOM:
> On the runway
> Next to statue at the entrance (inside)
> Next to some chairs

THE HEAVING HO':
> In the salad
> At the carver in the bowl of sausages

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06.)                         EASTER EGGS		G0600
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THE JUGGS:
1.	MILK the Beaver in the library, then go into the dressing room of the
	Juggs before the concert has taken place.

VICTORIAN PRINCIPLES:	
2.	Hold CTRL and click the left man on the computer screen after Vicky's
	transformation. Talk to her about 'the weather'.

DREW BARINGMORE:
3.	FEEL the mixer to get earplugs. Then talk to Draw about FOKKER, 'Anton
	Fokker', 'Anton's Fame' and 'My Place?'.
4.	PUSH the branch to uncover her breasts.
5.	After ordering a drink and you come back, use the orgasmic powder on
	it and DRINK it. You'll see her leave naked.
	
JAMIE LEE COITUS:
6.	Type DREAM in the ballroom on Larry.

ANNETTE BONING:
7.	UNZIP the zipper of the left middle man in front of the Private
	Residence and ring the bell.
	
CAPTAIN THYGH:
8.	Get all 1,000 points, 32 dildos and previous 7 Easter Eggs to see an
	extra scene after the credits have finished.

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07.)                         REVIEW			G0700
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Gameplay: 10/10

Graphics: 10/10

Sound: 10/10

Overall: 10/10

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08.)                         CREDITS & THANKS		G0800
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GameFAQs for hosting this.

Sierra and especially the original creators (incl. Al Lowe) for this great
game. I only wish they would have been allowed to continue the franchise over
the last few years.

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