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Contents
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1. Introduction
2. Game Information
3. Text Dump
4. Acknowledgements
5. Legal Information
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1. Introduction
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This is one of the best games I have played for the PC, and since it has such
great writing and humour, I thought it'd be great to have the Dialogue up on
gamefaqs. Enjoy. =)
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2. Game Information
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Game Title: Grim Fandango
Developer: Lucas Arts
Format: PC
Version: 0.1
Written by: Aditya Odedra
GameFAQs Forum name: ThePreacher
E-mail: uhditeeyay@hotmail.com
ICQ: preacher7683
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3. Text Dump
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(Introduction)
INT. Manny's Office DAY
Manny
Looks like I got a message.
INT. Dark Hallway NIGHT
Manny
¡Dios mío!
Manny
It's full of Double-N tickets!
Manny
This could get a hundred souls on the Number Nine train!
Manny
Something's not right about this...
Manny
I get the feeling this suitcase belongs to someone more important than Chowchilla
Charlie.
INT. Luxurious Hallway NIGHT
Charlie
Alright, Manny!
Charlie
Give me the case!
Manny
Charles, I thought we had a bargain!
Charlie
Oh, we do. But I thought I'd bring some muscle along just in case.
Manny
What's the matter, Chuck?
Manny
Can't afford to hire goons to do this sort of work for you?
Charlie
I'm all the goon I need. Now drop it!
Manny
You said it, boss.
Manny
Got a card for me?
Charlie
Here. Welcome to the union, Manny. Meetings first Tuesday of every month and-uh,
don't forget to pay your dues.
Manny
Don't forget to pay my dues…
INT. Security Station NIGHT
Manny
You wouldn't happen to have a second metal detector around here, would you?
Carla
Ugh!
Manny
Looks like the detector flew into one of the cat stables.
INT. Cat Stable NIGHT
Manny
Ah-ha!
Manny
A little stinky, but it could be worse.
Manny
Heh heh heh...
Manny
Ha ha ha.
Manny
HA HA HA HA!
EXT Dock NIGHT
Velasco
And the card, let me see it.
Velasco
Uh-hoh.
Velasco
Ohhhh...One of Charlie's rush jobs...
Velasco
Good thing your new captain's far-sighted!
Velasco
Hmmm, still no room for you on board.
Velasco
No word from Naranja, but he's done this before.
Manny
But I'm first on the waiting list?
Velasco
As it were, yeah.
Velasco
And don't forget that Glottis has gotta bring his own tools.
Manny
He will. He doesn't go anywhere without a lot of tools.
Velasco
Good, 'cause neither does the Limbo!
Velasco
Don't just sit around here collecting barnacles!
Manny
Right!
INT. The Blue Casket NIGHT
Salvador
Manuel, I am sorry to hear that you have not heard from your Meche.
Salvador
You must be patient, and let your heart remain open.
Salvador
If it is meant to be, you will someday be reunited.
Manny
Ah, he still thinks I'm in love with her!
Manny
Hey, did I ever tell you guys that you remind me of my friend...
Manny
..SALVADOR LIMONES?
Slisko
Salvador Limones is a fairy tale, a spook story The Man tells the masses as he
puts them to sleep...
Alexi
Idiot!
Alexi
Salvador Limones is very real, and a very great, great man.
Manny
He also writes a mean letter.
Alexi
What is this?
Alexi
"I Salvador Limones... salute you? Manuel Calavera?"
Gunnar
"A great ally in this noble revolution?"
Alexi
You really know Salvador Limones?
Alexi
What's he like?
Gunnar
Why didn't you tell us you were a freedom fighter, Manuel?
Manny
I can't talk about my underground gig, or I'd put the whole scene in dangerville.
Alexi
Wow.
Slisko
Heavy.
Manny
Hey, Ah-I gotta split, so um...
Manny
(Viva la Revolución!)
Alexi
Oh, man!
Manny
Would you cats mind if I dug on this book for a while?
Gunnar
Knock yourself out, brother.
INT. Blue Casket Kitchen NIGHT
Manny
I'm not going to drink dirty hookah water, and I can't carry it with my bare
hands.
EXT Dry Docks NIGHT
Manny
Not picking that up.
Manny
"Labor Organization and Revolt... Made Easy!"
Manny
"Chapter One:"
Manny
"The workers shall control the means of production..."
Manny
Oooh, better not show this to Glottis.
Manny
I think these are the words you're looking for.
Terry
The workers shall control the means of production...
Terry
The workers.... shall control the means of production! Yes! That's it!
Terry
That's what I've been trying to say!
(Terry is arrested for inciting a riot)
Terry
..who will stop the fat cats of industry from building these ships with the
pollen of the exploited working class?
Manny
They look busy working up a plan to free Terry.
Manny
So what are you guys doing to free Terry?
Manny
Hmmm. Guess it's up to me.
(Lola dies and leaves a clue for Manny)
EXT Lighthouse NIGHT
Manny
Lola?
Lola
Careful, Manny. You may not wanna see me like this...
Manny
Lola! Did Nick do this to you?
INT. Scrimshaw Parlor NIGHT
Manny
I really doubt I'll be touching that any time soon.
Manny
He'd notice if I took it, and he's bigger than me.
Naranja
Aaaaaaaa!
Toto
Eh? Who is over there?
Toto
[What the hell?]
Toto
Look! You broke it.
Toto
Now it won't shut.
Toto
[Hey! Hold still!]
Toto
Hold still!
Toto
What are you?
Toto
DEAD! Ach!
Toto
Wake up!
Toto
Wake up! I don't work on drunks!
Toto
[Idiot!]
Toto
What kind of sailor are you--OOF!
Toto
Can't handle booze, huh?
Toto
[Think you're not paying me, you're crazy]
Toto
Velasco? Toto!
Toto
I got your boy Naranja here.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Toto
M.I.A, he is?
Toto
Well, he sober up, I send him to Limbo.
Naranja
ZZzzzz...
Toto
Yeah, yeah-he'll make it there by morning.
Toto
Promise!
Toto
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. That is what I told him.
Manny
Let's see what you got on ya, eh sailor?
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Manny
Hmmm...
Manny
`Seaman Anselmo Naranja. Ensign, third class.`
Toto
Are you kidding me?
Manny
Doesn't look like YOU'LL be showing up to work in the morning.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Naranja
ZZzzzz...
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Naranja
ZZzzzz...
Manny
I don't really want to do that.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Toto
Uh, hang on a second.
Toto
Mmmm. I haven't had a good piece of Lengua since you shut Rub-A-Mat down!
Toto
(Sigh) You and your fancy food, with parsley and the foil swans...
Toto
I gave him the idea in the first place!
Naranja
ZZzzzz...
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Toto
Uh, hang on a second.
Toto
Mmmm. I haven't had a good piece of Lengua since you shut Rub-A-Mat down!
Toto
(Sigh) You and your fancy food, with parsley and the foil swans...
Toto
Ah, a tiger can't change his stripes.
Manny
It's the ladder I came in on.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Manny
Never get me under that thing.
Toto
So are you still going to go?
Manny
It's the ladder I came in on.
Naranja
ZZzzzz...
Manny
There's a picture of a tongue on it, and it says, "#22 -- Lengua"
Toto
Hey, listen to me-you've got to take care of yourself.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Toto
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
INT. Morgue NIGHT
Manny
Are you sure you're looking hard enough?
Membrillo
Look, Manuel, these old eyes are tired...
Membrillo
I'm doing the best I can, but the average retirement-age beachcomber has more
sophisticated equipment than I've got here!
Manny
Would a metal detector help the cause?
Membrillo
Hey, just like downtown!
Membrillo
You never know what this'll turn up!
Membrillo
An engraved ring... a belt buckle with somebody's name on it...
Manny
He, he, he, he, who would wear a belt buckle with their...
Manny
Oh.
Manny
Hmmmm...
EXT Dock NIGHT
Velasco
Ah, what?
INT. Morgue NIGHT
Membrillo
Velasco.
Membrillo
It looks like I've got one of your boys down here in the morgue.
Membrillo
A sailor by the name of…
Membrillo
Naranja.
EXT Dock NIGHT
Velasco
What?
Velasco
How?
Velasco
… Sprouted?
Velasco
But - Ah this town's going to Hell!
Velasco
Sailor can't even take a two-day shore leave without watching his back…
Velasco
Yeah, yeah. I'll come down in the morning.
Velasco
(sighs)
INT. Morgue NIGHT
Membrillo
All day long, Manny, I sort through pure sadness.
Membrillo
I find evidence, and I piece together stories.
Membrillo
But none of my stories end well -- they all end here.
Membrillo
And the moral of every story is the same:
Membrillo
We may have years, we may have hours,
Membrillo
but sooner or later, we push up flowers.
INT. Coat Check NIGHT
Manny
Evening, Lupe.
Lupe
Hi Manny!
Manny
Okay, back to work.
Lupe
OKAY!
Lupe
Hey, this is a card from my new coat check system!
Lupe
YOU DO CARE!
Manny
Can I have my coat please?
Lupe
YOU BET!
Lupe
THIS IS SO EXCITING!
Lupe
Okay, okay, okay...
Lupe
Hold on...
Lupe
22, 22, 22...
Lupe
Lengua... Lengua...
Lupe
Leeeeeeennnnguuuaaaaa-ha ha!
Lupe
HERE IT IS!
Lupe
OH DARN!
Manny
What's wrong!
Lupe
JUST SHOOT ME!
Manny
Lupe! What is it?
Lupe
This can't be yours!
Manny
That's it. Thanks.
Lupe
What are you doing with a tiny girl jacket?
Manny
I don't suppose there was a camera back there anywhere?
Lupe
Uh.... no.
Manny
She must have hidden that somewhere else...
Lupe
Uh...
Manny
I-I'll tell you tomorrow.
Manny
It's Lola's jacket.
Manny
Poor Lola. If I only had her camera or that film...
Manny
I could really get Nick.
Manny
There's a little slip of paper in one of the pockets...
Manny
All that this paper says is, "No. 36 - The Rusty Anchor."
Manny
What is THAT supposed to mean?
INT. Scrimshaw Parlor NIGHT
Toto
Uh-huh.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Naranja
ZZzzzz...
Toto
Uh, hang on a second.
Manny
This mean anything to you?
Toto
You mean, besides the song, and the poem, and the bar, and the statue by that
name?
Toto
Sure! It is one of my most famous designs! Here, I show you!
Toto
Let's see... uh number thirty... ah, thirty six here.
Toto
Hey... what's this?
Manny
My friend Lola left that here for me.
Toto
Oh. Oh, yeah. Uh. Lola was here. Sweet girl.
Toto
Like a daughter to me.
Toto
Tell her Papa Toto says hello.
Manny
Oh, right.
Toto
Sure.
Toto
Sure, of course. I understand.
Manny
Looks like these cats are almost scruff and scruff...
Toto
Definitely.
Naranja
zzzzzzZZZ.
Toto
Mmmm-hmmmm.
INT. Betting Area NIGHT
Manny
Anybody there?
Doug
I told ya, we don't give out the kitty hats 'til Tuesday!
Manny
Here.
Doug
Ah, another Chowchilla Charlie original!
Doug
Give me one good reason not to throw you out of here!
Manny
Because I'll tell Max to fire you.
Doug
Pffff!
Manny
It's a betting stub for, let's see...
Manny
Tuesday...
Manny
Week...
Manny
..six.
Manny
Race...
Manny
..two.
Manny
Hello?
Doug
Oh, hi!
Doug
Betting stub, please!
Manny
What?
Doug
I need the betting stub for the race you're interested in!
Manny
Interested in, how?
Doug
Interested in seeing the photo finish file for, of course!
Manny
Here ya go.
Doug
Hey, this looks different than our usual ticket...
Manny
That's because it's from last season.
Doug
Alright. Just a second...
Doug
Hmmm-hmm-hmmmm...
Doug
There you are!
Manny
Ah-ha!
Doug
What? Are you a winner?
Manny
Big winner.
Manny
Thanks, pal.
Doug
Glad I could help!
Doug
I think that guy was up to something...
Doug
Don't you, Doug?
Doug
Doug?
Doug
Who, that guy?
Doug
Personally, I think he was NUTS.
INT. High Rollers' Lounge NIGHT
Manny
Look what I found at the photo finish booth...
Manny
Looks like "Naughty Kitten" and "Bad Tom Cat" are neck-and-neck...
Virago
What do you want?
Manny
I want to tell you a sad story of a young man, unjustly imprisoned, merely for
speaking his mind...
EXT Police Building NIGHT
Terry
It's time to shake up the hive!
Virago
I guess our business is settled.
Manny
Almost.
Manny
Ooomph.
Virago
Oof...
Virago
What? Was that for the photo girl?
Manny
No. That was just for being you.
Manny
I don't have time to get you for Lola, but I'm sure somebody will.
Virago
You didn't have time to save her either.
Virago
But don't feel too bad about that Manny.
Virago
I hear saving women really isn't your forte.
(Manny and Glottis set sail for Puerto Zapato)
INT. Manny's Office NIGHT
Croupier
Fourteen! Fourteen is the winner!
Croupier
Le quatorze! Numéro quatorze est le gagnant!
Manny
I think you mean two, am I correct?
Croupier
Eh, no monsieur. Fourteen is the winner.
Manny
I think you've made a mistake.
Croupier
I'm sorry, sir. Fourteen is the winning number. Better luck next time, eh?
Manny
That does it! That Calavera's getting too big for his britches. I don't like
raiding businesses, and shutting them down, but someone's got to teach Manuel
a lesson in law and order.
Manny
This way, back here. Open those paddy wagons up and start filling them. And
somebody find Calavera. I want to interrogate him personally!
Maximino
Raided? How long they going to close it for? Ah. Yeah, you better cut off the
big guy's credit, then. Yeah, yeah. Throw the drunk out on his big orange butt,
and bring me Calavera so we can talk about his debt.
Glottis
Hey, come on! You gotta let me back in! I'M A VIP!
Manny
Does that stand for Very Inebriated Pianist?
Glottis
Aw, Manny. I don't want to be a pianist anymore. I'm a mechanic!
Manny
I know. That's why I got you a new job. Come on, let's go pick up your tools.
Glottis
And I can do whatever I want to the engine? Make it faster?
Velasco
Sure, but you'll be plenty busy just keeping her afloat.
Manny
Thanks for the gig. And for not asking too many questions.
Velasco
Hell, after what happened to Naranja, I can see why you'd leave town. Let's just
hope I don't have to go fishin' ya out of the drink again.
Manny
I'll stay under next time, I promise.
Manny
Captain? Captain Calavera?
Manny
Puerto Zapato, sailor! We're here at last! Beautiful port, isn't she?
Manny
Yessir! There's some customs officials down below, sir. They want to search the
ship.
Manny
Fine, fine. We've got nothing to hide, eh?
Manny
No skeletons in OUR closets! Haha!
Manny
Yessir!
Manny
Secure the bow, boys! Like a rock this time!
Salvador
Manuel--
Manny
Salvador?
Salvador
I hope this very urgent message gets to you in time. Our man in Zapato says
Ms. Colomar never made it to the port. It's said she threw herself overboard
at the Pearl.
Salvador
I don't know if you believe that, but whatever you do, do not land in Puerto
Zapato! It's a trap. Assassins will attempt to board your ship disguised
as customs agents.
Salvador
Beware! And Viva la Revolución!
INT. SS Lola DAY
Manny
Ensign!
Manny
Ensign Arnold was just a kid!
Manny
I'm sorry I lead you into trouble, sailor.
Manny
Oh, no!
Manny
Ensign Arnold was just a kid!
Manny
Deck Officer Glen!
Manny
Deck Officer Glen!
Manny
This can't be happening!
Skinny Hit Man
Hey! He's back here!
Large Hit Man
Sack him!
INT. Engine Room DAY
Large Hit Man
Custom officials! Open this door!
Skinny Hit Man
Yeah, we wanna check your bags.
Glottis
Don't worry, Captain!
Glottis
We're safe in here.
Large Hit Man
Okay, let's just set the explosives and get the Hell out of here!
EXT Dockside Porthole DAY
Manny
Well, there you go.
INT. Engine Room DAY
Manny
Glottis, cover your ears!
Glottis
What was that?
Manny
The dotted line, buddy.
(Manny and Glottis escape from the assassins)
Manny
Just a little farther, Glottis!
EXT Bottom of the Sea DAY
Glottis
Grrkpt!
Glottis
Ggg!
Glottis
Hkkkk!
Glottis
Manny!
Glottis
Choking!
Manny
Mira! Snap out of it, sailor!
Glottis
Easy for you to say, you don't have lungs!
Manny
Hey, you lived without your heart once, so you can live without air for a
little while...
Manny
..just until I figure out what we're gonna do...
Glottis
BEWARE, brave Captain!
Glottis
Here in the darkest depths of the Sea of Lament dwell the most horrible
monsters of all...
Glottis
The fearsome, murky demons of the deep will swallow you whole the instant you
leave this pool of light.
Glottis
Heed my warning, or take one step forward and learn for yourself...
Manny
All right, all right, I believe you!
Manny
Just quit it with the creepy spirit-of-the-land voice, huh?
Glottis
Ggg!
Glottis
Here comes one now!
Manny
Amigo!
Chepito
Huh? Who?
Chepito
Ah, geez, another shipwreck!
Chepito
You see?
Chepito
THAT'S why I never travel by boat!
Manny
Well, I don't want to break your stride, there...
Chepito
Okay, see you around!
Manny
Watch out for sea monsters!
Chepito
Who, these guys?
Chepito
Ah, they don't mess with ol' Chepito!
Chepito
I'm too bright for 'em! Heh, heh, heh, hooo-heh!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
Hey! Lay off!
Chepito
Hlllg!
Glottis
What am I supposed to do with this?
Manny
Follow me.
Chepito
Where are you taking me?!?
Manny
TO THE MOON!
EXT The Pearl DAY
Glottis
Manny? Is that...
Chepito
THE PEARL!
Chepito
WOOO-EEE!
Chepito
I KNEW I'D FIND HER SOME DAY!
Chepito
I'M RICH-RICH-RICH-RICH-RICH!
Manny
Shhh!
Manny
Something's happening.
Glottis
Manny?
Glottis
What's going on?
Manny
I don't know, but I don't like the way that thing's looking at us.
Manny
So there really IS a pearl, but does that mean Meche really jumped overboard
here?
Manny
I'm not going down there while that monster's looking right at me!
Manny
So there really IS a pearl, but does that mean Meche really jumped overboard
here?
Manny
It all just seems so... fishy.
Glottis
Heh heh. Good one, Captain.
Chepito
Hey! Lay off!
Chepito
LeggoleggoLEGGO!
(Manny and Glottis stowaway to the edge of the world)
Manny
Hey! Where you goin'?
EXT Underwater Factory Entrance DAY
Glottis
Manny?
Manny
Don't ask, Carnal, 'cuz I don't know!
Manny
See any hint of that octopus swimming around here?
Glottis
No, but...
Glottis
..I can smell him.
Manny
Getting a little blue around the edges...
Manny
Glottis, I'm going to sneak inside and look for Meche.
Glottis
What if that octopus comes back while you're gone?
Manny
Poke him in the eye and steal his sub!
Glottis
Heh.
Glottis
Stupid octopus.
(Manny is reunited with Meche and Domino)
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Manny
Meche!
Meche
Manny! What are you doing here?
Manny
I wanted to see how your trip was going, Angel. I am your travel agent, you know.
By the way, thanks for that bottle of champagne you sent me. It really hit the spot.
Meche
You were headed for a trap, I was trying to warn you. Domino was using me like bait.
I didn't want you to end up a prisoner here like me.
Manny
Prisoner? Where's your cell? Or are you just sharing a bunk with the warden?
Meche
If that's what you think of me...
Meche
Then why did you come here?
Domino
Because this is where he belongs.
Domino
Here. Working for me.
Domino
I knew you'd come around eventually. Right or wrong, Manuel Calavera is always
with the winning team, right, Manny? That's why you're here now.
Manny
I'm getting off this rock, and I'm taking all of these people with me.
Domino
Hahahahaha! Manny, there's no way off this island. I'm afraid you're stuck here
in my little executive training program. See, I need you to take my place here,
kid. I've got to get back to the city where the action is.
Glottis
Sorry, Manny, but I had to come in. My skin was getting all pruney.
Domino
Him, I don't need.
Glottis
Whoop! Waaaaaaaaaa!
Manny
I'm gonna grind you to powder for that, cabrón.
Domino
Maybe later...
Domino
But for now, let me just show you your new office.
Manny
Oof.
INT. Angelitos' Room DAY
Pugsy
Careful, Bibi.
Pugsy
The new boss is waking up.
Manny
Hola, angelitos!
Pugsy
I'll bite you, I swear to God.
Bibi
Please don't bite anyone else, Pugsy.
Bibi
That's why they put us in the cage in the first place!
Manny
My name is Manny Calavera. What's yours?
Pugsy
Mr. Hurley told us about you.
Pugsy
You're the one who tricked Meche.
Bibi
Poor Meche...
Manny
I didn't trick anybody.
Pugsy
Mr. Hurley said he was supposed to take care of Meche, but you stole
her case from him.
Bibi
Is that true?
Manny
Let me see if I can explain this whole thing to you.
Manny
You see, I had this job, selling travel packages to immigrant souls...
Manny
If I sold enough of them, I got to leave the Land of the Dead.
Manny
Now, I was in a slump, and I needed a really fat commission, so--
Bibi
You're a bad man!
Pugsy
Go away bad man!
Bibi
Yeah, go away!
Manny
Meche is my friend. You can ask her.
Pugsy
She talked about you before.
Bibi
Every time she says your name, she looks so sad.
Pugsy
I don't know what you did to her, but you're gonna be sorry!
Manny
What are you two doing in this cage?
Bibi
Making light bulbs.
Pugsy
Look, we're working as hard as we can!
Pugsy
Why don't you leave us alone?
Manny
Listen, children. I'm here to help.
Bibi
There's really not much more room in here...
Pugsy
Your hands are too big to make light bulbs!
Manny
I'm here to help you get out of this cage.
Pugsy
You can't do that!
Pugsy
We have to stay here and take care of Meche!
Bibi
She'd be so sad here all alone.
Bibi
Sometimes we hear her crying, you know.
Manny
My hands are not too big to make light bulbs.
Pugsy
Then why DON'T you help?
Manny
I just don't have any of those little, tiny tools, that's all.
Pugsy
Here, take my hammer.
Bibi
Hee hee.
Pugsy
HA HA HA!
Bibi
Tee hee hee!
Pugsy
AH-HA HA HA!
Pugsy
Heh heh heh!
Bibi
Hee.
Manny
You're two bad little children. I'm glad you're in a cage.
Bibi
Hee-hee, hee-hee...
Pugsy
Ha ha ha, ha...
Manny
VERY bad.
Bibi
HEE HEE HEE HEE-HEE!
Pugsy
AH-HA-HA-HA-AH!
Manny
Why do you want to bite me?
Pugsy
You're the mean new boss.
Bibi
Mr. Hurley said you were meaner than him!
Pugsy
He said you had a BONE SAW.
Manny
Okay, back to work!
Pugsy
So mean...
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Meche
Oh, look, It's my Prince Charming!
Meche
Are you back here just to insult me some more, or do you just want some
ice for your head?
Meche
Ahh! Ow!
Meche
Oh, my stockings! They're ruined!
(Meche takes off her stockings)
Meche
And this was my best pair...
Meche
You try to just have one nice thing on this cruel island...
Manny
Good enough for me.
Meche
What is?
Manny
Oh, uh... the...um...
Manny
..the speed at which you're working.
Meche
That's nice, Manny, but you're not my boss, so really I couldn't care less.
Manny
Good. Excellent. Carry on.
Meche
Sir, do you have an appointment?
Manny
I'm going in there to tell Domino my demands.
Meche
I don't think you fully understand the chain of command around here...
Meche
Pugsy and Bibi work for you...
Meche
You and I work for Domino, who works for Hector LeMans, crime boss of El
Marrow.
Manny
Well, I think it's time for a little corporate restructuring.
INT. Domino's Office DAY
Manny
He seems completely unaware of how close I am to escape!
Manny
He seems completely unaware of how close I am to escape!
Domino
Please put that away.
Domino
Thank you.
Domino
Please put that--
Domino
..that...
Domino
Ha ha ha!
Domino
Okay, you can take out the tiny hammer if you want.
Manny
No, I'd don't think I could take his laughter a second time.
Manny
He seems completely unaware of how close I am to escape!
INT. Secretary's Office DAY
Manny
These are too nice for that.
Manny
Man, that ashtray is so fancy you could eat caviar out of it!
Meche
Once you got used to the sooty aftertaste, you'd feel like a king!
Manny
That gesture might confuse her.
Manny
It confuses me.
Manny
I like the new dress.
Meche
Well, it's the best I could pull together out here.
Meche
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get decent fabric and silk
stockings...
Meche
..on a deserted factory island on the edge of the world?
Manny
Hmmm...
Manny
No. No, I don't.
EXT The Coral Mines DAY
Manny
Yo, Pito!
Manny
Have you ever seen an authentic "Li'l Chipper?"
Chepito
A Li'l Chipper? No, I haven't...
Chepito
But I'd sure love to give it a test-drive!
Chepito
Say, Li'l Chipper...
Chepito
You're okay!
Manny
Hey, Chepi!
Manny
Check out the hosiery!
Chepito
Say, these are real silk!
Chepito
Where'd you find them?
Manny
I've been wearing them the whole time!
Chepito
You too?
Chepito
Hey, I'll trade you something for 'em.
Manny
Well...
Manny
Those will keep me warm, you got anything that will do that?
Chepito
How about a nice semi-automatic?
Manny
Deal.
Manny
Ah, my first sproutella gun!
Manny
Is it loaded?
Chepito
No.
Chepito
Hey! Bullets are hard to get!
Manny
Ah, my first sproutella gun!
EXT Base of the Conveyor Belt DAY
Manny
Uh-oh.
(Manny finds the Lamancha hanging off the end of the world)
EXT Hanging Ship DAY
Glottis
Hey, who's up there?
Manny
GLOTTIS!
Manny
YOU'RE OKAY!
Glottis
Well it hurt a little when I hit, but my head cracked open an aft panel
here...
Manny
I gotta tell you, Carnal, I thought you were dead!
Glottis
Oh, Manny, I've been having a great time! Listen--
Glottis
I ask you, is there an engine that can resist the love that's in these
hands?
Manny
Apparently not.
(Meche takes Manny hostage)
INT. Domino's Office DAY
Manny
Here--what good's a relationship without trust?
Meche
True. A relationship without trust is about as empty...
Meche
..as A GUN WITHOUT BULLETS.
Meche
Guess you didn't realize a smart girl always keeps an extra round
in her hat...
Meche
..for mad days.
Meche
Come on, let's go.
Manny
Meche, you don't know what you're--
Meche
I know exactly what I'm doing! Now move!
Manny
Would you just listen to MY escape plan first?
Domino
Trouble in paradise, kids?
Meche
You're letting us go right now, or your boy Friday here gets it!
Domino
Well, I hate to see you go, Manny, but uh...
Domino
The lady seems to have made up her mind.
Meche
I'm serious, I'll shoot him.
Domino
Fine!
Domino
He really doesn't work for me anyway.
Meche
But I thought he--
Meche
I'll shoot you then.
Domino
No, you won't.
Domino
You're too good, remember?
Meche
I'm not!
Meche
I'm not good anymore!
Meche
You've taken that out of me, keeping me a prisoner here!
Meche
I'm going to crack you open like a fake Ming vase!
Meche
I'm gonna--
Domino
Ahh...
Domino
Kid's all right.
Domino
Hahahaha. She's a firecracker...
Domino
But a night in the cooler usually dampens her fuse.
Domino
Please put that away.
Domino
Thank you.
INT. Catwalk DAY
Manny
Oooh, I bet I could pick that...
Manny
..if only I hadn't lost my union card in that poker game!
Manny
Oooh, I bet I could pick that...
Manny
..if only I hadn't lost my union card in that poker game!
Manny
I don't want to mess up the wheel, the wheel is my friend!
Manny
If I Bust-All the handle, then I'm never going to get in there.
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Manny
Oooh, I bet I could pick that...
Manny
..if only I hadn't lost my union card in that poker game!
INT. Airlock DAY
Manny
The new airlock keeps out water, but not pesky skeletons.
INT. Angelitos' Room DAY
Manny
That's the door to the cage.
Pugsy
Duh.
Manny
Fly! Be free! Go bite Domino!
Pugsy
Leave us alone.
Bibi
If we get out again, he'll hurt Meche!
Manny
Fine then, stay in there.
Bibi
He IS mean.
Manny
No drawers.
Manny
I like my old desk better.
Manny
Hola, angelitos!
Pugsy
Hello Mr. Mean Boss Guy.
Manny
New plan. Meche's locked up for good. We're leaving without her.
Bibi
We can't leave without Meche!
Pugsy
We can't leave without Meche!
Bibi
..hoo hoo hoo...
Pugsy
Boo hoo hoo...
Bibi
..waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Manny
Hey, hey. Don't cry children....
Bibi
*sniff* *sniff*
Manny
Please...
Manny
..stop crying...
Bibi
..waaa-haaa-haaa...
Manny
Why am I so bad at this?
Pugsy
..waaa-haaa-haaa...
Pugsy
..hoo hoo hoo...
Bibi
..boo-hoo...
Manny
I'm the one who's going to take Meche out of here.
Bibi
What?
Pugsy
You can't do that!
Bibi
Who's gonna take care of us?
Bibi
Uh-hoo! We'll be all alone!
Bibi
..waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Pugsy
..boo-hoo...
Bibi
Boo hoo hoo...
Bibi
..boo-hoo...
Bibi
..waaaa-hoo-hoo...
Manny
You know, I really do want to help.
Pugsy
Then why don't you?
Manny
My butt's too big to sit on one of those little perches.
Bibi
Ahhhhm! I'm going to tell Meche you said that word to us.
Pugsy
I told you he was bad.
Manny
I'm in the maritime union. We can't do factory work.
Bibi
I don't know what those words mean.
Pugsy
It means he doesn't want to help us because he's MEAN.
Manny
On second thought, maybe I don't.
Bibi
We don't want to either.
Bibi
But we don't have a choice.
Manny
Okay, back to work!
Pugsy
So mean...
EXT Upper Beach DAY
Manny
This scoop looks heavier than my last ship.
Manny
It's not a hand-held device.
Manny
I can see why they don't give these chisels to the new guys.
EXT Base of the Giant Crane DAY
Manny
¡Es enorme!
Manny
¡Es enorme!
Manny
Those are the tumblers of the combination lock.
Manny
Must be a combination lock, but there are no numbers on it.
Manny
Poor Dom never was good with numbers.
Manny
This should open it.
Manny
Must be a combination lock, but there are no numbers on it.
Manny
Poor Dom never was good with numbers.
Manny
This should open it.
Manny
Stay!
Manny
All right, Meche!
Manny
You can come out now!
Manny
Meche?
INT. Inside the Vault DAY
Manny
Boy, the Bust-All and I really did a number on that door!
Manny
Uh-oh.
Manny
Oh, Raoul...
Manny
I'm so, so sorry!
Manny
Mmmmm... no.
Manny
Electrical current makes my marrow tingle.
Manny
Looks like I messed up these contacts when I broke through with the
Bust-All.
Manny
Man, people in the old days were HUGE.
Manny
Meche?
Manny
Are you in there?
Manny
It's time to come out, Honey--no time for hide-and-seek.
Manny
This must be the "BIG Chipper."
Manny
This must be the "BIG Chipper."
Manny
Gggggrrrrr...
Manny
Ahg!
Manny
Esa cosa is heavy!
Manny
Gggggrrrrr...
Manny
Ahg!
Manny
They're all locked up...
Manny
These must be very, very sensitive coral harvest reports.
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Manny
They're all locked up...
Manny
These must be very, very sensitive coral harvest reports.
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Meche
Manny! I knew you would--
Meche
Why is that door closed?
Manny
Uh, it was the only way I, uh...
Manny
Eh... the wind?
Meche
Ohhhhhh, ooohhhh...
Manny
I love secret doors!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
INT. Inside the Secret Vault DAY
Meche
Hey, this is MY room!
Meche
Go use up the air in your own room!
Manny
That home-plumbing sprinkler system looks like it's about to fall apart.
Manny
I couldn't even reach it with that.
Manny
Now all we have to do is wait for the room to fill up and we'll just
float on out of here!
Manny
Well, this is disappointing.
Meche
Not to me. We don't float, remember?
Manny
I couldn't even reach it with that.
Manny
That vent is the only way out of here that I can see.
Manny
Our relationship has moved beyond that.
Manny
I couldn't reach that vent, even if I stood on Meche's shoulders.
Meche
Wouldn't it make more sense for me to stand on your shoulders, anyway?
Manny
Are you kidding? Look at your heels!
Manny
She looks wet.
Manny
Thanks for not shooting me.
Meche
Look, I'm sorry...
Meche
I should have trusted you, it's just that...
Meche
The past two years have been pretty tough, you know.
Manny
What's in these cases?
Meche
Take a look.
Meche
It's all the Double-N tickets Hector and Dom have stolen over the years.
Meche
Each one stolen from a good soul, and now they just...
Meche
..sit there.
Manny
That's it!
Meche
What?
Manny
They just sit there! That's what's been bothering me!
Manny
In the days when I was a hot salesman, I used to see Double-N tickets
all the time...
Manny
..and they move!
Meche
What do you mean, they move?
Manny
They become agitated around human souls, and the ticket that belongs to
you will actually fly into your hand.
Manny
But these tickets, and the tickets in that suitcase of Charlie's, it's
like they're...
Manny
..dead.
Manny
Why would Hector and Domino be hoarding cases of counterfeit Double-N
tickets?
Manny
"WARNING: Fire System, Do Not Touch."
Meche
Thank you.
Meche
Oh, not again!
Meche
Thank you.
Meche
Oh, not again!
Meche
Thank you.
Manny
Gggggrrrrr...
Manny
After you.
Meche
What about the suitcases?
Manny
Forget 'em, they're counterfeit.
Manny
They wouldn't fit through this hole anyway!
Manny
Let's go!
EXT Lower Beach DAY
Meche
Glottis, I'm so glad to see you!
Glottis
Aww.
Manny
Is the boat all ready?
Glottis
Yeah! Come on...
Glottis
Let's go eat some reef!
(Escape from the coral mines)
Manny
Works like crazy! Full speed ahead!
Domino
What?
Domino
Ahhh!
Meche
So, are you really going to bring me back and try to get your old job
again?
Manny
There's no job for me now, except to bring you and everyone else here
to the end of the road.
Meche
But if you aren't going to use me to get your job back, why did you
spend all this time trying to find me?
Manny
Meche, I...
Manny
..I needed to find you.
Domino
I give you ONE job, Manny!
Domino
And look at you, already screwin' it up!
Manny
Ooof.
Domino
I suppose you realize that this IS gonna go down on your permanent
record...
EXT Deck of the Octosub DAY
Manny
I don't think my bare hands would be a match for that scythe of his.
Manny
Hey, pull over octopus!
Manny
You're going too fast!
Manny
That's the squishiest-looking periscope I've ever seen.
Manny
Domino's just the kind of guy to practice Oxford-regulation boxing...
Manny
..and then pull out a blade when it comes time to fight.
Domino
Baah!
Manny
Guuh!
Domino
Oooh, this doesn't look good for the kid!
Manny
Look, Dom, I'm not going to work for you!
Domino
Oh, don't worry about that--you're fired!
Domino
Just consider this... your severance.
Domino
Gaaah!
Manny
Ohhh!
Domino
What are you doing away from your desk, anyway?
Manny
I'm sending this Domino back to the bone pile.
Manny
Domino's just the kind of guy to practice Oxford-regulation boxing...
Manny
..and then pull out a blade when it comes time to fight.
Domino
Hrrr!
Manny
Ahhh!
Domino
Smart strategy--always let your boss win.
Manny
You know, you're name is Domino, but you're really just a pawn.
Domino
Please! Save the comic-book one-liners for when you're winning!
Domino
Hrrr!
Manny
Arrr!
Domino
Just like with your selling, Manny, you got a weak attack and no
follow-through.
Domino
Hff!
Manny
Ahhh!
Domino
Hey, I'll stop anytime you get tired!
Manny
Raa!
Domino
Hff!
Manny
Arrr!
Manny
Ohhh!
Domino
Just, please, stay down this time!
Domino
Baah!
Manny
Arrr!
Domino
At least at the Christmas party you passed out before you really got hurt!
Domino
Baah!
Manny
Ohhh!
Domino
Had enough?
Manny
Baah!
Domino
Raa!
Manny
Ohhh!
Manny
Ooof!
Domino
Oh, please, Manny...
Domino
Stop showing off for the girl!
Manny
Hff!
Domino
Grrr!
Manny
Ooof!
Manny
Guuh!
Domino
Hoof!
Manny
Guuh!
(Domino is killed by the coral crusher)
Domino
I don't BELIEVE you, Calavera...
Domino
You're losing a fight so you pick on one of my pets???
Domino
Why aren't you more like me, Manny? I've been tryin to show
you how, but you don't listen. If you'd just adopt the proper
attitude...
Domino
..just look what could happen to you!
Domino
Ahhhh!
Manny
Name?
Pugsy
Pugsy Peligiano, sir.
Manny
Hmmm. Waiting room number two. NEXT!
Glottis
Oooooh...
Manny
Glottis? Glottis? ¿Estás bien?
EXT Temple Stairs DAY
Manny
Glottis?
Manny
Where did you go this time?
EXT Truck Depot DAY
Manny
(sigh)
Manny
Glottis would love these.
Manny
Looks like standard D.O.D. issue.
Manny
Bruno?
Manny
Bruno Martinez?
Bruno
YOU! You were the guy who packed me in there!
Bruno
You could have at least given me a magazine!
Bruno
Four years with nothing to read but this damn mug!
Bruno
What are you doing here?
Bruno
And if you were headed this way, why didn't you offer
me a lift? Ah, phooey!
Bruno
I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers.
Manny
There's some packing foam in here, with a Bruno-shaped
dent in it.
Manny
It's the mug I gave Bruno, and it's full of that foam I
packed him in.
Manny
I'd drink it, but I don't want to get a
packing-foam-mustache.
Manny
I already got a mugful of that stuff.
Manny
There's some packing foam in here, with a Bruno-shaped
dent in it.
Manny
It's full of caskets!
Manny
Hello?
Manny
Whew! They're empty.
Manny
It's full of caskets!
Manny
Hello?
Manny
Whew! They're empty.
Manny
That's the road we came in on...
Manny
Nothing out there but snow, and a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.
EXT Temple Stairs DAY
Meche
Manny!
Manny
What's wrong?
Meche
Go up there and see!
(The Number Nine train jumps its tracks)
EXT Temple Gates DAY
Manny
Hey. Where is everybody?
Manny
Waiting area two.
Manny
How long do they have to wait in there?
Manny
Until they have tickets. They were issued tickets on the Number Nine and
they don't have them now. The punishment for selling Double-N tickets is
VERY severe.
Manny
But they didn't sell their tickets, their tickets were stolen!
Manny
By who?
Manny
Hector LeMans stole them to sell to rich people who don't deserve them.
Manny
That might be them now. Let's see just what they deserve.
Manny
It looks a little ungainly...
Manny
.but I bet that hat is really warm.
Manny
What happened to that train???
Gate Keeper
Your destiny...
Gate Keeper
..cannot be purchased.
Manny
I don't understand. Why has everyone been detained?
Gate Keeper
Given a ticket...
Gate Keeper
..a soul may not sell it.
Manny
They didn't sell their tickets. Someone else is trying to!
Gate Keeper
Bring the tickets...
Gate Keeper
..that is all.
Manny
The tickets are in El Marrow. How can I get there quickly?
Gate Keeper
These rails...
Gate Keeper
..are already there.
Manny
Well, thanks for the help.
Gate Keeper
The gate opens...
Gate Keeper
..the gate closes...
Gate Keeper
..it does not help.
INT. Temple Train Station DAY
Manny
Hey, how'd you get free?
Chepito
I was born free, Boatnik!
Chepito
Nobody GAVE me no ticket, so nobody can TAKE it away.
Manny
So, what are you pacing around here for?
Chepito
Trying to unwind a little bit--all those years, circling in one direction...
Chepito
Gotta even out my life in this world before I go on to the next, you know!
Chepito
Well that outta do 'er!
Manny
Good bye, Chepito!
Chepito
Happy trails, Captain.
Chepito
And thanks for settin' me straight back there in the drink!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Manny
Wow.
Manny
This mural has all the stuff we didn't put in the brochures.
Manny
I don't need a map now, I'm here!
Manny
I hereby dub thee, "Chepito's Fountain..."
Manny
In honor of the strange oily film he left upon your waters.
Manny
I could march around in it like Chepito...
Manny
..but I think a better way to even out my life would be to go get those
tickets.
Manny
I don't need a map now, I'm here!
EXT Temple Gates DAY
Gate Keeper
Recently...
Gate Keeper
..I was visited...
Gate Keeper
..by a bird...
Gate Keeper
..with a human...
Gate Keeper
..head.
Gate Keeper
Do you know such a bird... Manuel Calavera?
Manny
No. How do you know my--
Gate Keeper
He knew you...
Gate Keeper
..and for you, he left this...
Gate Keeper
..note.
Manny
"I know what you're up to...
Manny
I've been watching.
Manny
Stay there. I'm coming to sprout you myself!
Manny
Yours truly, Hector LeMans."
Manny
Híjole.
Manny
"I know what you're up to...
Manny
I've been watching.
Manny
Stay there. I'm coming to sprout you myself!
Manny
Yours truly, Hector LeMans."
EXT Truck Depot DAY
Manny
That's the road we came in on...
Manny
Nothing out there but snow, and a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.
Manny
Not right now.
INT. Temple Train Station DAY
Manny
That's no place to put a mug!
Manny
I hereby dub thee, "Chepito's Fountain..."
Manny
In honor of the strange oily film he left upon your waters.
Manny
That's no place to put a mug!
Manny
I could actually do it.
Manny
I could walk out of this world right now and not look back...
Manny
But I can't. I can't do it.
Manny
I'm not leaving without the people I promised to save!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
INT. Gondola Roundabout DAY
Glottis
Ooooooh-ohh...
Mechanic
..O Gran Demonio Roedor...
Mechanic
..O Gran Demonio Roedor...
Manny
Glottis!
Mechanic
Hear the name of the great one...
Mechanic
..Glottis.
Mechanic
Glottis.
Manny
What's happening?!
Mechanic
How many days has this grand demon gone without driving?
Manny
Well, we've been hiking for months...
Mechanic
MONTHS!?!
Mechanic
MONTHS!?!
Mechanic
Oh, then the noble one will surely die...
Manny
But...
Manny
Glottis! I'm sorry...
Glottis
Maaaannny...
Manny
Please don't die, Glottis!
Glottis
The Land calls back its children, Manny...
Glottis
Who am I to say no?
Manny
Why didn't you tell me you were sick?
Glottis
Couldn't stop...
Glottis
..have to save... everyone...
Manny
Are you in much pain, my friend?
Glottis
Only because I let you down, Manny.
Manny
What can I get you? Will anything help?
Glottis
I need to race, to fly, like...
Glottis
..like the old days, Manny, in the Bone Wagon...
Manny
But the Bone Wagon's not here, carnal!
Glottis
Maybe I'll see her... on the other side...
Manny
Can't we make a new hot rod?
Glottis
Those days are done, Manny, no more hot ro--
Glottis
Hey, what's that red thing?
Manny
The gondola?
Glottis
Hmmm... sweet decal work...
Glottis
Listen fellas, somebody...
Glottis
..somebody get a pen!
Glottis
There it is, my final work...
Glottis
It could save me, if you have the right...
Glottis
(cough, cough)
Glottis
..the right...
Glottis
(cough!)
Glottis
..fuel...
Manny
What fuel, Glottis?
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
What fuel?!
Glottis
Ooooooh-ohh...
Manny
Hey, how about a gondola ride, gremlins?
Mechanic
He's too big!
Mechanic
The gondola is too slow!
Manny
It looks like blueprints for a... rocket sled.
Manny
They're brilliant.
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
What fuel?!
Glottis
Ooooooh-ohh...
Manny
Those are the tumblers of the combination lock.
Manny
Must be a combination lock, but there are no numbers on it.
Manny
Poor Dom never was good with numbers.
Manny
This should open it.
Manny
Must be a combination lock, but there are no numbers on it.
Manny
Poor Dom never was good with numbers.
Manny
This should open it.
Manny
Stay!
Manny
All right, Meche!
Manny
You can come out now!
Manny
Meche?
INT. Inside the Vault DAY
Manny
Boy, the Bust-All and I really did a number on that door!
Manny
Uh-oh.
Manny
Oh, Raoul...
Manny
I'm so, so sorry!
Manny
Mmmmm... no.
Manny
Electrical current makes my marrow tingle.
Manny
Looks like I messed up these contacts when I broke through with the Bust-All.
Manny
Man, people in the old days were HUGE.
Manny
Meche?
Manny
Are you in there?
Manny
It's time to come out, Honey--no time for hide-and-seek.
Manny
This must be the "BIG Chipper."
Manny
This must be the "BIG Chipper."
Manny
Gggggrrrrr...
Manny
Ahg!
Manny
Esa cosa is heavy!
Manny
Gggggrrrrr...
Manny
Ahg!
Manny
They're all locked up...
Manny
These must be very, very sensitive coral harvest reports.
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Manny
They're all locked up...
Manny
These must be very, very sensitive coral harvest reports.
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Manny
Looks like years and years of coral harvest reports...
Manny
This can't be what this secret safe is meant to hold...
Meche
Manny! I knew you would--
Meche
Why is that door closed?
Manny
Uh, it was the only way I, uh...
Manny
Eh... the wind?
Meche
Ohhhhhh, ooohhhh...
Manny
I love secret doors!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
INT. Inside the Secret Vault DAY
Meche
Hey, this is MY room!
Meche
Go use up the air in your own room!
Manny
That home-plumbing sprinkler system looks like it's about to fall apart.
Manny
I couldn't even reach it with that.
Manny
Now all we have to do is wait for the room to fill up and we'll just float
on out of here!
Manny
Well, this is disappointing.
Meche
Not to me. We don't float, remember?
Manny
I couldn't even reach it with that.
Manny
That vent is the only way out of here that I can see.
Manny
Our relationship has moved beyond that.
Manny
I couldn't reach that vent, even if I stood on Meche's shoulders.
Meche
Wouldn't it make more sense for me to stand on your shoulders, anyway?
Manny
Are you kidding? Look at your heels!
Manny
She looks wet.
Manny
Thanks for not shooting me.
Meche
Look, I'm sorry...
Meche
I should have trusted you, it's just that...
Meche
The past two years have been pretty tough, you know.
Manny
What's in these cases?
Meche
Take a look.
Meche
It's all the Double-N tickets Hector and Dom have stolen over the years.
Meche
Each one stolen from a good soul, and now they just...
Meche
..sit there.
Manny
That's it!
Meche
What?
Manny
They just sit there! That's what's been bothering me!
Manny
In the days when I was a hot salesman, I used to see Double-N tickets all
the time...
Manny
..and they move!
Meche
What do you mean, they move?
Manny
They become agitated around human souls, and the ticket that belongs to you will
actually fly into your hand.
Manny
But these tickets, and the tickets in that suitcase of Charlie's, it's like
they're...
Manny
..dead.
Manny
Why would Hector and Domino be hoarding cases of counterfeit Double-N
tickets?
Manny
"WARNING: Fire System, Do Not Touch."
Meche
Thank you.
Meche
Oh, not again!
Meche
Thank you.
Meche
Oh, not again!
Meche
Thank you.
Manny
Gggggrrrrr...
Manny
After you.
Meche
What about the suitcases?
Manny
Forget 'em, they're counterfeit.
Manny
They wouldn't fit through this hole anyway!
Manny
Let's go!
EXT Lower Beach DAY
Meche
Glottis, I'm so glad to see you!
Glottis
Aww.
Manny
Is the boat all ready?
Glottis
Yeah! Come on...
Glottis
Let's go eat some reef!
(Escape from the coral mines)
Manny
Works like crazy! Full speed ahead!
Domino
What?
Domino
Ahhh!
Meche
So, are you really going to bring me back and try to get your old job
again?
Manny
There's no job for me now, except to bring you and everyone else here
to the end of the road.
Meche
But if you aren't going to use me to get your job back, why did you
spend all this time trying to find me?
Manny
Meche, I...
Manny
..I needed to find you.
Domino
I give you ONE job, Manny!
Domino
And look at you, already screwin' it up!
Manny
Ooof.
Domino
I suppose you realize that this IS gonna go down on your permanent
record...
EXT Deck of the Octosub DAY
Manny
I don't think my bare hands would be a match for that scythe of his.
Manny
Hey, pull over octopus!
Manny
You're going too fast!
Manny
That's the squishiest-looking periscope I've ever seen.
Manny
Domino's just the kind of guy to practice Oxford-regulation boxing...
Manny
..and then pull out a blade when it comes time to fight.
Domino
Baah!
Manny
Guuh!
Domino
Oooh, this doesn't look good for the kid!
Manny
Look, Dom, I'm not going to work for you!
Domino
Oh, don't worry about that--you're fired!
Domino
Just consider this... your severance.
Domino
Gaaah!
Manny
Ohhh!
Domino
What are you doing away from your desk, anyway?
Manny
I'm sending this Domino back to the bone pile.
Manny
Domino's just the kind of guy to practice Oxford-regulation boxing...
Manny
..and then pull out a blade when it comes time to fight.
Domino
Hrrr!
Manny
Ahhh!
Domino
Smart strategy--always let your boss win.
Manny
You know, you're name is Domino, but you're really just a pawn.
Domino
Please! Save the comic-book one-liners for when you're winning!
Domino
Hrrr!
Manny
Arrr!
Domino
Just like with your selling, Manny, you got a weak attack and no
follow-through.
Domino
Hff!
Manny
Ahhh!
Domino
Hey, I'll stop anytime you get tired!
Manny
Raa!
Domino
Hff!
Manny
Arrr!
Manny
Ohhh!
Domino
Just, please, stay down this time!
Domino
Baah!
Manny
Arrr!
Domino
At least at the Christmas party you passed out before you really got
hurt!
Domino
Baah!
Manny
Ohhh!
Domino
Had enough?
Manny
Baah!
Domino
Raa!
Manny
Ohhh!
Manny
Ooof!
Domino
Oh, please, Manny...
Domino
Stop showing off for the girl!
Manny
Hff!
Domino
Grrr!
Manny
Ooof!
Manny
Guuh!
Domino
Hoof!
Manny
Guuh!
(Domino is killed by the coral crusher)
Domino
I don't BELIEVE you, Calavera...
Domino
You're losing a fight so you pick on one of my pets???
Domino
Why aren't you more like me, Manny? I've been tryin to show you how,
but you don't listen. If you'd just adopt the proper attitude...
Domino
..just look what could happen to you!
Domino
Ahhhh!
Manny
Name?
Pugsy
Pugsy Peligiano, sir.
Manny
Hmmm. Waiting room number two. NEXT!
Glottis
Oooooh...
Manny
Glottis? Glottis? ¿Estás bien?
EXT Temple Stairs DAY
Manny
Glottis?
Manny
Where did you go this time?
EXT Truck Depot DAY
Manny
(sigh)
Manny
Glottis would love these.
Manny
Looks like standard D.O.D. issue.
Manny
Bruno?
Manny
Bruno Martinez?
Bruno
YOU! You were the guy who packed me in there!
Bruno
You could have at least given me a magazine!
Bruno
Four years with nothing to read but this damn mug!
Bruno
What are you doing here?
Bruno
And if you were headed this way, why didn't you offer me a lift? Ah,
phooey!
Bruno
I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers.
Manny
There's some packing foam in here, with a Bruno-shaped dent in it.
Manny
It's the mug I gave Bruno, and it's full of that foam I packed him in.
Manny
I'd drink it, but I don't want to get a packing-foam-mustache.
Manny
I already got a mugful of that stuff.
Manny
There's some packing foam in here, with a Bruno-shaped dent in it.
Manny
It's full of caskets!
Manny
Hello?
Manny
Whew! They're empty.
Manny
It's full of caskets!
Manny
Hello?
Manny
Whew! They're empty.
Manny
That's the road we came in on...
Manny
Nothing out there but snow, and a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.
EXT Temple Stairs DAY
Meche
Manny!
Manny
What's wrong?
Meche
Go up there and see!
(The Number Nine train jumps its tracks)
EXT Temple Gates DAY
Manny
Hey. Where is everybody?
Manny
Waiting area two.
Manny
How long do they have to wait in there?
Manny
Until they have tickets. They were issued tickets on the Number Nine
and they don't have them now. The punishment for selling Double-N
tickets is VERY severe.
Manny
But they didn't sell their tickets, their tickets were stolen!
Manny
By who?
Manny
Hector LeMans stole them to sell to rich people who don't deserve
them.
Manny
That might be them now. Let's see just what they deserve.
Manny
It looks a little ungainly...
Manny
.but I bet that hat is really warm.
Manny
What happened to that train???
Gate Keeper
Your destiny...
Gate Keeper
..cannot be purchased.
Manny
I don't understand. Why has everyone been detained?
Gate Keeper
Given a ticket...
Gate Keeper
..a soul may not sell it.
Manny
They didn't sell their tickets. Someone else is trying to!
Gate Keeper
Bring the tickets...
Gate Keeper
..that is all.
Manny
The tickets are in El Marrow. How can I get there quickly?
Gate Keeper
These rails...
Gate Keeper
..are already there.
Manny
Well, thanks for the help.
Gate Keeper
The gate opens...
Gate Keeper
..the gate closes...
Gate Keeper
..it does not help.
INT. Temple Train Station DAY
Manny
Hey, how'd you get free?
Chepito
I was born free, Boatnik!
Chepito
Nobody GAVE me no ticket, so nobody can TAKE it away.
Manny
So, what are you pacing around here for?
Chepito
Trying to unwind a little bit--all those years, circling in one
direction...
Chepito
Gotta even out my life in this world before I go on to the next, you
know!
Chepito
Well that outta do 'er!
Manny
Good bye, Chepito!
Chepito
Happy trails, Captain.
Chepito
And thanks for settin' me straight back there in the drink!
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine.
Chepito
This little light of mine,
Chepito
I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine!
Chepito
Hide it under some seaweed, NO!
Manny
Wow.
Manny
This mural has all the stuff we didn't put in the brochures.
Manny
I don't need a map now, I'm here!
Manny
I hereby dub thee, "Chepito's Fountain..."
Manny
In honor of the strange oily film he left upon your waters.
Manny
I could march around in it like Chepito...
Manny
..but I think a better way to even out my life would be to go get
those tickets.
Manny
I don't need a map now, I'm here!
EXT Temple Gates DAY
Gate Keeper
Recently...
Gate Keeper
..I was visited...
Gate Keeper
..by a bird...
Gate Keeper
..with a human...
Gate Keeper
..head.
Gate Keeper
Do you know such a bird... Manuel Calavera?
Manny
No. How do you know my--
Gate Keeper
He knew you...
Gate Keeper
..and for you, he left this...
Gate Keeper
..note.
Manny
"I know what you're up to...
Manny
I've been watching.
Manny
Stay there. I'm coming to sprout you myself!
Manny
Yours truly, Hector LeMans."
Manny
Híjole.
Manny
"I know what you're up to...
Manny
I've been watching.
Manny
Stay there. I'm coming to sprout you myself!
Manny
Yours truly, Hector LeMans."
EXT Truck Depot DAY
Manny
That's the road we came in on...
Manny
Nothing out there but snow, and a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.
Manny
Not right now.
INT. Temple Train Station DAY
Manny
That's no place to put a mug!
Manny
I hereby dub thee, "Chepito's Fountain..."
Manny
In honor of the strange oily film he left upon your waters.
Manny
That's no place to put a mug!
Manny
I could actually do it.
Manny
I could walk out of this world right now and not look back...
Manny
But I can't. I can't do it.
Manny
I'm not leaving without the people I promised to save!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
INT. Gondola Roundabout DAY
Glottis
Ooooooh-ohh...
Mechanic
..O Gran Demonio Roedor...
Mechanic
..O Gran Demonio Roedor...
Manny
Glottis!
Mechanic
Hear the name of the great one...
Mechanic
..Glottis.
Mechanic
Glottis.
Manny
What's happening?!
Mechanic
How many days has this grand demon gone without driving?
Manny
Well, we've been hiking for months...
Mechanic
MONTHS!?!
Mechanic
MONTHS!?!
Mechanic
Oh, then the noble one will surely die...
Manny
But...
Manny
Glottis! I'm sorry...
Glottis
Maaaannny...
Manny
Please don't die, Glottis!
Glottis
The Land calls back its children, Manny...
Glottis
Who am I to say no?
Manny
Why didn't you tell me you were sick?
Glottis
Couldn't stop...
Glottis
..have to save... everyone...
Manny
Are you in much pain, my friend?
Glottis
Only because I let you down, Manny.
Manny
What can I get you? Will anything help?
Glottis
I need to race, to fly, like...
Glottis
..like the old days, Manny, in the Bone Wagon...
Manny
But the Bone Wagon's not here, carnal!
Glottis
Maybe I'll see her... on the other side...
Manny
Can't we make a new hot rod?
Glottis
Those days are done, Manny, no more hot ro--
Glottis
Hey, what's that red thing?
Manny
The gondola?
Glottis
Hmmm... sweet decal work...
Glottis
Listen fellas, somebody...
Glottis
..somebody get a pen!
Glottis
There it is, my final work...
Glottis
It could save me, if you have the right...
Glottis
(cough, cough)
Glottis
..the right...
Glottis
(cough!)
Glottis
..fuel...
Manny
What fuel, Glottis?
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
What fuel?!
Glottis
Ooooooh-ohh...
Manny
Hey, how about a gondola ride, gremlins?
Mechanic
He's too big!
Mechanic
The gondola is too slow!
Manny
It looks like blueprints for a... rocket sled.
Manny
They're brilliant.
Manny
Glottis!
Manny
What fuel?!
Glottis
Ooooooh-ohh...
INT. Kitchen DAY
Manny
"YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T WORK HERE!
Manny
Since nobody listened to my last warning about keeping this refrigerator
clean...
Manny
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock it until some of you grow up...
Manny
--signed, the Facilities Dept."
Manny
It's full of rags.
Manny
Always a good idea to have a clean rag around.
Manny
There's a note next to this toaster: "To avoid further mishaps, PLEASE...
Manny
..butter your english muffins AFTER you toast them. -Facilities"
Manny
That's no place to put a mug!
Manny
I hate it when people leave their crusty mugs out in the break room.
INT. Gondola Roundabout DAY
Manny
My joints don't need any oiling right now.
Manny
My joints don't need any oiling right now.
Manny
Well, it's good to know they recycle oil out here at the end of the
world.
Manny
Not paid to move those.
Manny
This better not stain my pocket.
INT. Kitchen DAY
Mechanic
What was in that mug???
Mechanic
Something that powerful could fuel a...
Mechanic
..a ROCKET!
Mechanic
..a ROCKET!
Mechanic
If only we had more!
Manny
Well... I could score you a couple of truckloads, if you're interested.
(Mayan mechanics launch the coffin rocket)
Mechanic
We shoot you now like an arrow into the wind. May you pierce the heart
of the wind itself and drink the blood of flight.
Mechanic
Speed is the food of the Great Glottis!
Mechanic
Speed bring you life.
Mechanic
Come back to us someday!
Meche
You sure this thing's going to hold together?
Manny
Uh, at least most of the way. Hey, look! We're already to Rubacava!
Glottis
Oh...Manny? MANNY? Manny, where are you?
Glottis
MANNY?!? I'M FRIGHTENED!
EXT Docks NIGHT
Glottis
Ah, Rubacava! Whatta town! Remember the glory days, Manny?
Manny
Long gone, my friend. There's nothing here for us now.
Glottis
Except maybe our old car?
Manny
¡Dios mío!
Glottis
She's been...
INT. Bone Wagon Garage NIGHT
Manny
Booby-trapped!
Glottis
By who?
Glottis
WHO???
Manny
Don't panic.
Glottis
Gyaahhhay!
Manny
Poor guy, so nervous I think he's gonna be sick.
Manny
I'm not setting foot down there--the slightest bump could start those
dominos tumbling!
Manny
I'm not setting foot down there--the slightest bump could start those
dominos tumbling!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Manny
Those dominos are like one long fuse!
EXT Docks NIGHT
Manny
Looks like Domino left his calling card.
Meche
But how? I saw him torn to shreds!
Manny
He must have done this on his last trip through town.
Manny
What a trooper!
EXT Dock NIGHT
Velasco
Manuel Calavera?
Velasco
Hah-hah-hah, oy! Well what happened to the Limbo!?
Manny
Hate to tell you Velasco, but she went down at the Pearl...
Manny
But we found a new ship, the SS Lamancha, and managed to--
Velasco
The LAMANCHA?
Velasco
My old rusty bucket!?
Velasco
Where is she?
Manny
Oh, well, we traded her in Puerto Zapato for a team of sled dogs...
Velasco
That does it!
Velasco
I'm out of this stinking mob town!
Manny
But--
Velasco
Thanks for finding my baby, Manny!
Velasco
Puerto Zapato, here I come!
Manny
Mob town?
Manny
Maybe I'll just finish this for him.
Manny
You'd think after two years he'd have the little S.S. Lumbago's life
boats on, at least.
INT. Blue Casket Kitchen NIGHT
Manny
Nothing in the dishwasher.
Manny
Not to sound like the capitalist oppressor, but I have people who do
that for me now.
Manny
"Coffin Shooter 1-2-3: Just pour, chill, and serve!"
Manny
I would, but I hate sucking gelatin straight from the tap.
Manny
I don't need the hernia.
Manny
I don't really want to do that.
Manny
That's what the Lumbago diorama needed--fake ocean water!
INT. The Blue Casket NIGHT
Olivia
Calavera? What are you doing here?
Olivia
I heard you went POW in Zapato, Daddy!
Manny
Well, Hector LeMans tried and missed, now it's my turn.
Manny
I'm headed to El Marrow to put him out of business.
Olivia
Manny, that place is changed--you don't know what you're getting into!
Olivia
I'd better come with you.
Olivia
Just give me a minute to get ready.
Manny
Okay, but if you hear a loud explosion anytime soon, the trip's off.
Olivia
Is it time to go yet?
Manny
No, we're having a little car trouble--
Olivia
Come by when it's time!
Manny
One of these days, I'm going in there.
EXT The Blue Casket Building NIGHT
Manny
"Due to the new curfew, elevator operation ceases at sunset."
Manny
Curfew?!
Manny
Who's in charge of this place now?
EXT Dry Docks NIGHT
Manny
Hello? Terry?
Manny
Hmmm... not a good sign for Rubacava's organized labor movement.
EXT Docks NIGHT
Manny
Don't panic.
Glottis
Gyaahhhay!
Manny
That's what the Lumbago diorama needed--fake ocean water!
Glottis
What's that?
Manny
It's, uh...
Manny
Lumbago Lemonade.
Manny
Try it!
Glottis
Hmmmm!
Glottis
Perkly little aperitif, actually heh...
Glottis
Yessiree...
Glottis
Not bad a'tall...
Glottis
(whistle)
Glottis
TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Manny
Olivia's kitchen...
Glottis
Luuuuuuuuummmbagoooooooooooooo Lemonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade!
Meche
Manny, aren't we in a hurry?
Manny
Don't worry. This won't take long.
Glottis
Oooohhhhh...
Glottis
My stomach don't stretch like it used ta...
Meche
Oh, Glottis...
Manny
So, what IS that stuff they pack canned hams in, anyway?
Glottis
Gloooosh!
Glottis
Bllllllllaaaaaaachhhhhh!
Glottis
Haaaaa-gggggggg!
Glottis
Blooooooooooch!
Manny
Good show my friend.
Glottis
You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint on you, I suppose?
Manny
Make it gel!
Glottis
Hey, I made it spill, the rest is up to you.
Manny
Looks better.
Glottis
Feels better!
Manny
You really should get back in case it blows.
Meche
I'm with you guys 'til the end--you know that.
Manny
What a trooper!
INT. Bone Wagon Garage NIGHT
Manny
The gelatin is still liquefied--It wouldn't stop the dominos from
falling!
INT. Scrimshaw Parlor NIGHT
Manny
I think these are binders of tattoo designs...
Manny
They're labeled, "Nautical" and "Nice..."
Manny
I don't want to wake up Toto!
Manny
I think these are binders of tattoo designs...
Manny
They're labeled, "Nautical" and "Nice..."
Manny
And a third one says just, "Anchormania!"
Manny
Never get me under that thing.
Manny
I don't want to wake up Toto!
Manny
It's a little cabinet.
Manny
Never get me under that thing.
Manny
There can't be too much in here.
Manny
I'd better save it.
Manny
"Liquid Nitrogen -- Not to be used on bone."
Manny
Not here!
Manny
I don't want to wake up Toto!
Manny
No, I don't want to disturb his grumpy little dreams.
Manny
Ohhh, Toto's plumb tuckered out.
Manny
Never get me under that thing.
INT. Bone Wagon Garage NIGHT
Manny
It's not gelling!
Glottis
It can't gel now!
Glottis
It got all nice and waaaarm in my beeeeelly.
Glottis
Hey, good idea...
Glottis
I bet I could keep it down now that it's cold!
Manny
Just let me get across first, okay?
Manny
Soon to be known as the "Blown Wagon."
Glottis
HEY!
Glottis
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Manny
I'd better disarm her first.
Manny
Fiendish!
Manny
Well, here goes nothing.
(Arrival in Nuevo Marrow)
Manny
Looks like Hector's taken over the whole town.
Olivia
He hasn't had much resistance. There's only one small group who oppose him,
and they live out on the fringes of the city.
Manny
Places like this, you mean?
Meche
I hope they're not hurting Glottis.
Olivia
Ha! Shows what you know about this group! Their leader is a great man who--
Salvador
Manuel Calavera. We meet again. I see you have found what you were looking
for. How fortunate for you to arrive now just as we, too, are about to achieve
success.
Salvador
Our army has grown, and right now our top agents are in Hector's weapons lab,
about to close in on the enemy in his own den. I couldn't have done it without
you, Manuel.
Manny
Trap!
Manny
It was a trap!
Salvador
Stand back! There's only one thing to do.
Meche
Manny
Thank you, sir! You have saved me, but more than that, you have enabled
me to continue to serve the movement.
Salvador
What did you say about a trap?
Manny
Hector uncovered our agent in his weapons lab.
Salvador
No!
Hector
You idiot, Bowlsley! Your new lab assistant is a SPY!
Hector
Haven't you ever heard of a BACKGROUND CHECK!
Manny
What?
Salvador
No time to explain. Now I'll have to take matters into my own hands...
Olivia
Take me with you. I've longed to be of service to your cause for years.
INT. L.S.A. Headquarters NIGHT
Manny
It's the part of that soldier that DIDN'T get up and hop out of here on
one hand.
Manny
Better save this part from sprouting...
Manny
The rest of him has gone to seed already.
Manny
Memo: To All Agents, priority URGENT:
Manny
In light of the recent disappearances...
Manny
..all agents are ordered to avoid travel in unlit areas until further
notice.
Manny
Memo: To All Agents, priority URGENT:
Manny
In light of the recent disappearances...
Manny
..all agents are ordered to avoid travel in unlit areas until further
notice.
Bowlsley
Hector, I almost have that new bouquet of tulips ready for you...
Hector
Listen to me once and for all, Bowlsley!
Hector
YOU ARE NOT A FLORIST! YOU ARE A MANUFACTURER OF WEAPONS!!!
Bowlsley
But... I...
Bowlsley
Hector, I almost have that new bouquet of tulips ready for you...
Hector
Listen to me once and for all, Bowlsley!
Hector
YOU ARE NOT A FLORIST! YOU ARE A MANUFACTURER OF WEAPONS!!!
Bowlsley
But... I...
Manny
High tech surveillance equipment they have here in the Sewer.
Manny
Who's the plant nut?
Eva
That "nut" is Hector LeMans' personal munitions expert, Bowlsley...
Eva
A.K.A. "The Florist."
Eva
That was his job in the old world, but here he's a botanical weapons
expert...
Eva
This has left him fairly...
Eva
..conflicted.
Manny
Seems like a gentle enough guy...
Manny
Why does he make sproutella for Hector instead of our side?
Eva
We've been trying to recruit him for years, but his lab is in Hector's
tower...
Eva
He's untouchable!
Manny
Hmmmm...
Manny
Bet if I could get that plant-lover out of there, I could talk him into
making a gun for me instead!
Manny
Bet if I could get that plant-lover out of there, I could talk him into
making a gun for me instead!
Manny
This camera's showing nothing but flowers...
Manny
--must be another fallen agent.
Manny
I wonder if this is little Manny?
Manny
Come here, little Manny!
Manny
Ow-hey!
Manny
Must be little Meche.
Manny
I'll bet the agent in this photo is the poor guy that Hector just shot.
Manny
Nothing else in there besides that agent's photo.
Manny
Must be little Meche.
Manny
Any messages for me?
Eva
No, calls stopped coming for you the day you left.
Eva
They're STILL sending you that lingerie catalog, though.
Manny
Any messages for me?
Eva
No, calls stopped coming for you the day you left.
Eva
They're STILL sending you that lingerie catalog, though.
Manny
I take Meche to all the best places.
Manny
Okay, here's the plan:
Manny
I need a disguise so I can get close to Hector...
Manny
..and a gun so we'll have something to talk about when I get there.
Meche
If you figure out that part, I'll go find out where he is.
Eva
His casino tower is directly above these headquarters.
Meche
All right, meet me there!
Eva
Volunteers quickly for dangerous work--she could be very useful to the
cause...
Eva
Volunteers quickly for dangerous work--she could be very useful to the
cause...
Manny
As far as I'm concerned...
Manny
She IS the cause.
INT. Sewers near the L.S.A NIGHT
Manny
You know, if I had had a car like this when I was alive, things would have
been different.
Manny
Not right now.
Manny
Not right now.
INT. L.S.A. Headquarters NIGHT
Manny
Okay, don't bite, this is a note.
Manny
You like notes, remember?
Manny
Well, here goes nothing.
Manny
Go, baby! ¡Por la revolución!
(Hector's message spooks the florist)
Bowlsley
Huh?
Bowlsley
One of Hector's messengers...
Bowlsley
W-w-with a m-m-message for me?
Bowlsley
"I know what you're up to. I've been watching? I'm coming to sprout you
myself?!? Yours truly, Hector LeMans!" I knew it!!!
Bowlsley
I knew he was out to get me the whole time.
Bowlsley
You'll never find my secret hideout, Hector. You're going to have to find
yourself another florist!
INT. Sewers of Nuevo Marrow NIGHT
Manny
Give me that!
Manny
You know, if I had had a car like this when I was alive, things would have
been different.
Manny
No use for it.
Manny
Looks like Bowlsley broke a canister of spoutella when he landed.
Manny
If I touched that stuff, I'd end up with morning glory mittens.
Manny
I hope he doesn't drip any on himself!
Manny
This remote control works the Bone Wagon's suspension.
Glottis
Not so high!
Glottis
Watch the chrome!
Glottis
Not so high!
Glottis
Watch the chrome!
INT. Dark Sewers NIGHT
Manny
I saw Bowlsley run down here, but where did he go?
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
Helloooooo down there!
Manny
Helloooooo down there!
Manny
How about this one? Anyone down here?
Manny
How about this one? Anyone down here?
Manny
Can anyone hear me BESIDES the scary monster?
Manny
Can anyone hear me BESIDES the scary monster?
Manny
Dang.
INT. Passage NIGHT
Manny
Got to figure out some way to disguise this pretty face before I hit the
streets.
INT. Backstage NIGHT
Thunder Boy
It's not like Johnny Thunder lets just anybody in his review...
Thunder Boy
No.
Thunder Boy
I mean, being allowed to wear the Johnny Thunder makeup is an honor!
Thunder Boy
Yes!
Thunder Boy
A privilege!
Thunder Boy
YES!
Thunder Boy
So I said to her, you give me that ten-percent discount, or I'm taking my
business elsewhere!
Thunder Boy
You said that?
Thunder Boy
Well...oh-yes, I was MAD, you know?
Thunder Boy
An then, here's the good part...
Manny
Mmmm... SHOWBUSINESS coffee!
Thunder Boy
Oooh, coffee! Great!
Thunder Boy
About time we got a P.A. around here!
Thunder Boy
Hey kid--keep it black, and keep it comin', all right?
Thunder Boy
Oooh, coffee! Great!
Thunder Boy
Aaaaa!
Thunder Boy
What did you do that for?
Thunder Boy
I didn't! I--
Thunder Boy
You melted my makeup!
Thunder Boy
I can't go on like THIS!
Thunder Boy
I took you under my wing, and this is how you pay me back!
Thunder Boy
No, no! It's not like that!
Manny
This snow maker is huge!
Manny
..but the grinder part looks hand-held.
Manny
Ah-ha!
Manny
Hmmm.
Manny
It's a hand-held grinder.
Manny
"Liquid Nitrogen -- Not to be used on bone."
Manny
I think that would be disrespectful.
Manny
I would, but it's full.
Manny
I would, but it's full.
Manny
I would, but it's full.
Manny
I think that would be disrespectful.
Manny
I think he'd be happy to know his body was serving the cause like this.
Manny
I would, but it's full.
Makeup Woman
Hey, kid, this is your lucky day!
Makeup Woman
We got an openin' and you're the newest Thunder Boy in the Johnny Thunder
Review!
Manny
Yes! I've been working for this moment all my life.
Makeup Woman
Then sit on down, we gotta start your makeup!
Makeup Woman
Don't go too far, you never know what time is showtime around here!
INT. Dark Sewers NIGHT
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him
without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him
without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him
without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
It's a bone-chipper now!
Manny
It's a bone-chipper now!
Manny
It's a bone-chipper now!
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
INT. Sewers of Nuevo Marrow NIGHT
Manny
You know, if I had had a car like this when I was alive, things would have
been different.
Manny
Not right now.
Manny
Not right now.
INT. Casino Floor NIGHT
Manny
Going up?
Tube-Switcher Guy
This elevator goes up straight to the penthouse suite of Hector LeMans.
Tube-Switcher Guy
Mr. LeMans, he only do the business with the very select, elite clientele.
Manny
Yeah, right!
Manny
I'm select, and I'm VERY elite!
Tube-Switcher Guy
You look like you work in a meat locker to me, pal.
Manny
These aren't my regular clothes!
Tube-Switcher Guy
Well, when you get your regular clothes, I'll give you the regular
treatment.
Manny
I think this is his good side.
Manny
Something strange is going on under that raincoat.
Manny
I wonder if she's intrigued by my new jaw.
Manny
I wonder if she's intrigued by my new jaw.
Manny
What's Chowchilla Charlie doing here in Hector's casino?
Manny
I knew that suitcase full of counterfeit tickets wasn't his!
Manny
Hola!
Charlie
No drinks for me, thanks!
Manny
Buenos días.
Meche
Back off, sleaze ball, or my husband here will bust your jaw.
Manny
Hey, what's going on under that raincoat?
Gambler
I don't know, what's going on under that makeup...
Gambler
..AGENT CALAVERA?
Manny
You? Didn't Salvador chop you in half earlier this evening?
Gambler
Yes, which has given me this glorious opportunity to serve the cause...
Gambler
..by gathering funds for the L.S.A. while stealing from our arch-enemy at
the same time!
Manny
What exactly are you doing with these slot machines?
Gambler
I stick myself inside, like a finger down the throat of Hector LeMans
himself!
Gambler
And I make the machine regurgitate the wealth it has devoured!
Manny
Ehhh.
Manny
Meche, it's me!
Meche
Manny? That's some costume!
Meche
Here...
Meche
Help me get Mr. High Roller here into this sheet so we can get out of
here!
Charlie
Hey! Is that you young lady?
Charlie
I'll get you!
Meche
I'm going to punt this twerp the first chance I get!
Manny
Special assignment just in from Salvador!
Manny
Crack that machine and leave the change, right away!
Gambler
YES SIR!
Charlie
I did it! My system worked! I knew it! I told you!
Meche
That's great! Now let's go so you can buy me a drink at the Romano!
Manny
I'll meet you at the train station with the tickets.
Manny
There won't be one for me, so you'll have to go back by yourself.
Meche
I'll tell that gate keeper everything. He has to help us!
Charlie
Come, my lovely, I have another infallible system I'd like to demonstrate.
Rrrrr...
Manny
Little tight in the shoulders, but at least it doesn't reek of sled dog.
Manny
I'm not putting those clothes back on--they stink!
Manny
I'm not going up there unarmed!
Manny
I'm not putting those clothes back on--they stink!
INT. Dark Sewers NIGHT
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him
without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him
without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
Bowlsley's probably in that maze, but I'd never be able to find him
without...
Manny
..well, with out something... really helpful.
Manny
This remote control works the Bone Wagon's suspension.
Manny
I don't really want to do that.
Manny
I don't really want to do that.
INT. Sewers of Nuevo Marrow NIGHT
Glottis
Watch the chrome!
Glottis
Not so high!
Glottis
Watch the chrome!
Manny
This remote control works the Bone Wagon's suspension.
Manny
It's a bone-chipper now!
Manny
Hmmm.
Manny
The flakes of bone are sprouting when they hit the puddle, and turning
into...
Manny
..baby tears!
Manny
Okay, I think I could follow the trail this way, but I need a little
light.
INT. Tunnel NIGHT
Glottis
Hey, what's that?
Manny
That must be the Florists' hideout!
Glottis
No, not that--the thing coming at us!
Manny
I can't reach that high.
Manny
That thing is UGLY and it's IN MY WAY!
Manny
Hey! Pink-eye!
Manny
Come and get me!
Manny
Yeah, you heard me!
Manny
Not picking that up.
Manny
That thing is UGLY and it's IN MY WAY!
Manny
Yeah, you heard me!
Manny
Not right now.
Manny
I can't reach that high.
INT. Florist's Shop NIGHT
Bowlsley
Hector?
Bowlsley
Hector, is that you?
Bowlsley
You'd better back off, man!
Bowlsley
I mean it, I'm not feeling too rosy!
Manny
Judging by the emblem, these cases are full of sproutella!
Bowlsley
I'm having... I feel...
Bowlsley
Yeah, the good stuff, too!
Bowlsley
None of that slow-acting fern food that I left for Hector!
Bowlsley
Fern food!
Manny
I'm picking up a lot of anxiety here.
Bowlsley
You'd better back off, man!
Bowlsley
I mean it, I'm not feeling too rosy!
Bowlsley
What's that?
Bowlsley
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Bowlsley
Get back!
Bowlsley
Put your hands over your head, put your head in your hands, put your head
in your lap!
Manny
Listen, Bowlsley, I'm not here to hurt you...
Bowlsley
Listen, Bowlsley, I'm here to hurt you...
Manny
It's not Hector, it's Manny Calavera.
Manny
Look, I need a gun to put Hector out of business.
Bowlsley
Look, I need a gun... I need Hector... we're in business!
Manny
Listen, I really need that gun...
Bowlsley
I'm thinking I'd better...
Manny
Listen, I really need that gun...
Bowlsley
Things are gonna change around here!
Bowlsley
Yeah, man...
Bowlsley
Who, who, who do you think you're fooling?
Bowlsley
I love plants, is that so wrong?
Manny
This door has a strange ball of tape screwed onto the doorjamb.
Bowlsley
Plants are beautiful!
Bowlsley
You people, you think plants are death!
Manny
I don't want to mess up my blade.
Bowlsley
Hey! You know what you just did???
Bowlsley
You just opened Pandora's Box!
Bowlsley
You get out of here right now or I'll let you have it, I'll--
Bowlsley
Hey, there, stranger!
Bowlsley
Can I help you?
Manny
Oh, uh...
Manny
I'm looking for something in a nine millimeter?
Bowlsley
Oooh, well I have a very pretty bouquet of that right here!
Bowlsley
There ya go. Would you like some baby's breath to go with that?
Manny
Sure!
Bowlsley
All right, here ya go!
Bowlsley
You have a great day, now!
INT. Casino Floor NIGHT
Manny
I'm here to conduct business with Hector LeMans.
Manny
I just spoke with him on the phone, and he's expecting me.
Tube-Switcher Guy
You know Hector LeMans, eh?
Tube-Switcher Guy
Hokie-dokie! Then answer me this ONE simple question...
Tube-Switcher Guy
Uh.... okay.
Tube-Switcher Guy
If Hector LeMans were driving a car fifty miles an hour, then what number
am I thinking of right now?
Manny
..thirteen.
Tube-Switcher Guy
Yeah, well...
Tube-Switcher Guy
..that was an easy one.
Manny
Too bad. I win.
Tube-Switcher Guy
Best two out of three.
Manny
Don't mess with me, I know Hector LeMans.
INT. Outside Hector's Office NIGHT
Manny
Well, here goes nothing!
Hector
Ha ha ha! I knew you could change her m--
Hector
What? Who are YOU?
Manny
I'm the grim--
Hector
Ahhhh!
Celso
Oh, I wouldn't talk to him right now...
Celso
He's mad at us because we won't buy his tickets
Manny
I'll bet Hector pauses here every day, and thinks to himself...
Manny
"Boy I wish I could see past my gut and enjoy my expensive monogrammed
floor!"
Manny
Celso Flores?
Manny
What are you doing in Hector LeMans' waiting room?
Celso
Oh, he sent us out here to make up our minds about his offer...
Celso
Who are you, if you don't mind me asking?
Manny
Is this your wife, Celso?
Celso
Yes, we've just returned from a lovely cruise...
Celso
Well, it became lovely once I caught up with you, my little tamale.
Manny
I'm your travel agent!
Celso
Oh, I have a travel agent already.
Celso
But he's miles away mopping floors in an automat, so I suppose the position
is open...
Manny
Actually, I work for Hector. He sent me to answer your questions.
Celso
Eh--I'll handle this my sweet one.
Celso
What can you tell me about these "Double-N" tickets?
Celso
This price seems much more than "double..."
Manny
It's a scam. The tickets are counterfeit. Take your money and run.
Celso
Ho ho ho!
Celso
Don't try any of that tricky "reverse psychology" on me, my friend!
Manny
Well, they COST a mint, because they SAVE you a mint.
Celso
Well I don't HAVE a mint, so what do I care?
Manny
The real question is, don't you feel that you're worth it?
Celso
I know WE'RE worth it, but are the TICKETS worth it?
Manny
What exactly are you saving your money for? A rainy day?
Manny
'Cuz let me tell you--You're dead.
Manny
Every day is rainy from now on.
Celso
Yes, but that's no reason not to be careful with your money!
Manny
Well, enough about you guys, let me tell you about my problems.
Celso
Actually we have a lot of talking we need to do so...
Manny
This makeup breathes about as much as vulcanized rubber!
Celso
Yes, but it brings out your strong jaw.
Manny
I can't raise my arms in this suit!
Celso
Well, let's just hope no one pulls a gun on you tonight, huh?
Manny
Okay, I guess you don't care about my problems.
Celso
Well, it's not that we don't care, it's just that we're a little busy...
Manny
Do you have any other questions I might be able to help you with?
Celso
We're just still so concerned about the price of these tickets...
Manny
Well, enough about you guys, let me tell you about my problems.
Celso
Actually we have a lot of talking we need to do so...
Manny
I just got back from the worst vacation I've ever had!
Celso
Actually, I just got back from quite an adventure myself, so...
Manny
Well, I'm sure you've seen flying spiders and flaming beavers, but trust me,
it gets worse!
Manny
You see, I've been to the edge of the world and back...
Celso
I had no idea traveling the Land of the Dead was so fraught with peril!
Manny
Now how much would you pay, just to skip the whole thing?
Celso
Darling, come.
Celso
Let us blow our nest egg, together.
Celso
Mr. LeMans, we've decided to take you up on your generous offer.
Hector
Excellent! Excellent!
Hector
The little lady changed your mind, eh?
Celso
No, actually it was your agent over there.
Hector
Well, ah, uh, of...of course, heh, he's one of my best! Uh-hah-mmm-hmm!
Hector
Well come on in and let's chat, shall we?
Manny
(sigh)
Manny
Still got it.
Manny
I'll bet Hector pauses here every day, and thinks to himself...
Manny
"Boy I wish I could see past my gut and enjoy my expensive monogrammed floor!"
Hector
I don't know who you are, and I don't know what spell you cast on the Flores
couple...
Hector
But stick around...
Hector
Once I'm done with them, there's something across town I'd like to show you.
(Manny is guided back to his former office)
(Hector falls from the roof)
EXT Roof NIGHT
Hector
Am I talking about just a job here? Or am I talking about opportunity, in
the general sense?
Hector
We've had a lot of openings in this office in the last couple of years, and
frankly we've had trouble filling them. I could really use a closer like you
on the team.
Hector
This could be your office.
Hector
Here. Try this on. See how it feels. That's yours too.
Hector
And, as an added bonus...
Hector
Two percent of these, Mr. uh...
Manny
My name's Calavera, and I want a bigger cut.
Hector
Hm-mm-mm,huh,uh,ah,oh, but Mr. Calavera... I'm going to need most of these to
get myself out of this world. You see, I've been a very bad boy. Ha ha!
Manny
I'm going to deliver those tickets to their rightful owners...
Manny
..and I'm going to deliver you to the compost pile.
Manny
Ay, Chihuahua!
Manny
No, I have to get to that suitcase before the tickets blow away!
Manny
Hello? Pigeons?
Manny
Friends now?
Manny
I think using that old gargoyle as a structural support for glamour girl here
was a BAD idea.
Manny
Well, so much for my third arm.
Manny
Well, it was going to happen eventually!
Manny
Ay Chihuahua!
(The Raven attacks at the train depot)
Manny
That one must be yours.
Glottis
Don't forget to send for help!
Meche
Ahhhhhhhh!
Manny
Oof!
Manny
Ay! Run! Find Salvador!
Olivia
Get in, quick!
Manny
We were supposed to have coverage back there! Where are all of Salvador's men?
Olivia
I don't know.
Olivia
He hasn't told me yet.
Manny
Hola, Manuel.
EXT Meadow NIGHT
Olivia
Time for you to swing, Daddy-O.
Olivia
Let's see you walk.
Manny
These flowers... all people Hector has sprouted?
Olivia
Hey, when you're on top, like my boyfriend Hector is...
Olivia
You make a lot of enemies.
Olivia
What?
Manny
You know, you have really bad taste in men.
Olivia
No, I have a taste for really bad men...
Olivia
There's a difference.
Olivia
I thought I told you to scat, man!
Olivia
Look, tiptoe through the tulips already!
Olivia
Hey baby, take all the time you want, but you gotta go face the music sooner
or later.
Olivia
Hey baby, take all the time you want, but you gotta go face the music sooner
or later.
(Manny confronts Hector in his greenhouse)
Hector
She loves me...
Hector
..she loves me not...
Manny
Well, you're half right.
Hector
Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose
your sense of hope, your love of life?
Manny
I died.
Hector
I see, hm-mm, I guess Domino was right, you don't have a shred of optimism.
Manny
Well, when it comes to shreds, Dom is the expert.
Hector
And by that same logic, Manny, you're about to become an expert in botany.
Manny
Is this where you tell me all about your secret plan, Hector?
Manny
How you stole Double-N tickets from innocent souls, pretended to sell them but
really hoarded them all for yourself in a desperate attempt to get out of the
Land of the Dead?
Hector
No.
Manny
Ugh!
Hector
Hee-ah, huh, uh, huh...This is where you writhe around in excruciating pain for
about an hour because that idiot Bowlsley ran off with all the fast-acting
Sproutella.
Hector
This slow stuff WILL sprout you, but it's going to take a long time, I'm sorry
to say.
Manny
Aggk!
Manny
Aggh!
Hector
Manny? Where are you going? You've got some time, you know, before you have to...
leave. Ha ha ha!
Hector
Get it? Leave! Ha ha ha!
Manny
Argh!
Manny
Ughh!
Manny
Ogh!
EXT Flowers Close-up NIGHT
Manny
Ach!
Manny
Ohhhh...
Manny
Oh, ohhhhh!
Manny
Aaaaaggh!
Manny
Aaah.
Manny
Gracias, Toto Santos!
EXT Meadow NIGHT
Olivia
Come on, shake it for me, baby!
Olivia
One of you must be mine!
Olivia
Rrrrr.
Manny
Salvador?
Salvador
Manuel, listen carefully!
Salvador
There is a gun in the trunk of this car, but the trunk key is with my body,
somewhere in the meadow behind the greenhouse!
Salvador
Find it!
Manny
Right!
Salvador
And tell Eva that I know she will guide the Alliance wisely when I am gone.
Salvador
For when I bite this explosive tooth, the deadly cloud will sprout not just
my target...
Salvador
..But me as well.
Manny
Your target? What are you--
Olivia
Hey! Get out of there!
Salvador
Farewell, my friend!
Olivia
What were you talking about with the HEAD of the L.S.A. in there?
Olivia
Huh, Sal? Got something you want to share with the class?
Salvador
Only this...
Salvador
VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
Salvador
Olivia
Aaaaaah!
Salvador
Aah!
Olivia
Aaaiiie, aaaaahhh!
Manny
He's fine right where he is.
Manny
He truly gave his body to the cause.
Manny
He's fine right where he is.
Manny
Hey!!
Manny
My scythe.
Manny
Well what do you know... Sal had a ticket all along.
Manny
It's amazing how Salvador's ticket is still drawn to him!
Manny
It's amazing how Salvador's ticket is still drawn to him!
Manny
It seems to be attracted to something over this way.
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4. Acknowledgements
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I would like to thank all the contributors and staff at gamefaqs.com,
this was a relativelyshort FAQ and I now realise just how much effort
goes into an FAQ. I enjoyed writing this and I hope it helps anyone who
needs it. I would also like to of course thank Lucas Arts for making a
great game, yet again.
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