Sim Theme Park

"Ahhhhhh! Noooooo! Sim Theme park is slow and boring!"

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! I REPEAT, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! I totally despise this game. It is slow, boring, impossible to build rollercoasters in, annoying advisor, and one park is needed. I loathe this game. I cannot understand why my friends like it.
GRAPHICS 5/10
The crazy ape ride looks like DK to me. And, ewwww. How repulsive. While the stupid thing is loading you see the ugliest person ever sticking their tongue out at you and there is a neon green and dark yellow swirl background. Also, your staff are even uglier then your guests (Who are ugly) The only thing I like about the lame graphics in this game are in lost kingdom. The baloon stall and belly bounce. Also, your annoying advisor has dumb costumes he puts on. The lost kingdom is okay. But an ax in his head? What kind of stupid idiot thought that up. ''Hey, it's halloween.'' but it is still ugly. And what is he doing with a flower on his head? That is more lame than the axe.
SOUND/MUSIC 2/10
Instructions: turn off the volume. Your advisor is annoying. ''I don't thi...'' ''Shut up.'' ''wanna...'' ''Shut up.'' ''someone ha...'' ''shut up.'' This is what I think when playing this game. Your advisor is the most annoying thing in the world. He talks way too much. One time I had a game. I heard him talk I didn't really mind. He's done. He pops up again. And again. And again. he was non-stop appearing and talking blubberish. Now we get to the music. It's okay, but hardly hearable. I turn off the volume when I used to play this lame game. The music is nothing much, and your advisor is annoying. Enough said.
GAMEPLAY 1/10
This game is slow-o-rama. No, I will not put any incomphrehensible computer stuff on, but my computer is fast enough. The game slows down too much, so when you have your slow game it's even slower, and your computer is always thinking. So you have your computer making an annoying noise, with your advisor talking, and your repulsive guests, on the ride that looks like DK to me, on a slow game, while the game's slowing down. I hate this game. Also, if you have negative, you're doomed. You will never get out. And, your janitor is dumb. Once I placed him on a pile of barf and he walked by like it was nothing. And, the loans are near impossible to find, And training your staff isn't anything great. And, there is no goal. You just make your stupid park.
STORY N/A
No story. You are someone who wants to make a slow park.
OVERALL 2/10
I hate this game. Please, do not buy it. Two of my friends like it, but it is really super lame. Do not buy. That is a direct command.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 04/22/01, Updated 04/22/01