"This game makes me want to H.U.R.L"

Obviously influenced by Dooms blood and gore, but as much fun as watching a turd float in the toilet, if you mix missfired bullets and donuts that interefere with police work you just might come across this seasons worst FPS, HURL. The complexity of this game is comprehendable by a three year old...Get the bad guys.

Graphics 3/10- Have you ever played doom so long that it gave you a stomach/head ache? Every aspect of this game will do that within 10 minutes but the graphics are somethin special. A mess of pixelation which is comparable to aunty lisas casarole are supposed to be visuals. I cant tell the difference between the donuts and the gun on my desk, YOU try shootin someone with a cream filled long john and tell me if its fair, or fun.

Control 1/10- now, at least heres something that works in the gmae, right? WRONG the controls are so sensitive that i fall into a lake and drown every time i breath on the joystick (seriously!) Aside from that driving my police car down the street is quite a task, especially when its raing cause i cant see andthing, and i just know, ill eventually drive into a pedestrian or parked atom bomb, known as other cars that blow up three city blocks upon impact.

Story 3/10- Descent if your really really stupid. Okay you area policeman, name Dick Chainee, undercover officer who happens to witness a brutal murder and for knowing too much, his daughter is taken captive, descent right? it would be if they took it anywhere but its teh smae thing througjh the whole game find your daughter and the remote which is in the couch, thats the last level, if you can ever get there without cheets.

Gameplay -3/D Dont ask, you have to shoot the bad guys in different levels, likke time crisis but wihtout the crisis, and teh action, and the graphics, and the music ect. the only thing that you can make out is the pools of blood that apear to come out of the walls.

Sound. 1/10 - Bang

Overall 1/10- Dont buy this game, just donbt buy this game, ide say something else witty about this game, but just writting about the game takes my energy away. I dont want to ruin the ending but it will make you throw up.

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 08/11/01, Updated 08/11/01