Postal 2

"Ever have one of those days?"

I downloaded the demo for this and after five minutes of playing it I decided that I had to get this game. This game is one of the most degrading and sick games that were ever made, but who says that's a bad thing. If you are having a bad day, just pop in this game and you'll feel all better.

Graphics: 9

Pretty good computer graphics, and the faces look almost real (y sick). When you knock someone's head off with a shovel and blood shoots everywhere, it looks so cool.

Sound: 10

The sound of the main character cursing and swearing at everyone is nice. The bullet sounds are pretty realistic sounding, and so is the sound of you pissing on stuff. The screams of people are very nice to hear when you are carrying around a dead cow's head.

Gameplay: 10

The fact that is you don’t want to be violent, you don’t have to is good, but who doesn't want to be violent. You can do almost anything is this game, from burning an entire marching band, to pissing in some cop's face. This game has an unlimited amount of things to do because nothing is ever the same twice. An example of that is when I was buying milk and a priest tried to steal my money, another time a gang of terrorists killed everyone in the store.

Plot: 10

The Postal 2 dude(that's his name) has just signed a video game contract and moved to paradise. He has to run errands, like getting milk voting, and pissing on his father's grave. I know that doesn't sound so cool but you can set a marching band on fire, fight terrorists who come to claim the land for ala, and you can chop off Gary Coleman’s head.

Difficulty: 2-10

There are several difficulty settings to control what weapons the enemies have. On the easiest they start with shovels, and on the hardest(called Hestonland) they have napalm.

Editor: 8

This game comes with an editor so you can create your own places to destroy and terrorize. It is very hard to learn but the rewards are great.

Positive

+Nice array of weapons
+You can do about anything
+You can chop Gary Coleman's head off
+You can create places to destroy
+You can use cats as silencers
+You can throw a cow head as a weapon

YOU MUST BUY THIS GAME!

Reviewer's Score: 10/10, Originally Posted: 07/31/03, Updated 07/31/03