H.U.R.L.

"I beat it with my eyes closed..."

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Introduction
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We got this game when we got our first home computer, which was quite a while ago. We got this game in a pack along with 9 other crappy games with the exception of Doom. I was quite excited, because we had 10 games that looked awesome but as any logical person now knows, if there are going to be 10 games crammed onto one CD those are going to be some crappy games. If you are still reading this review by now, I will break it into pieces for you just to show how stupid it is.

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Gameplay
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This is a FPS (first-person-shooter) game. You go around firing balloons, soap and deodorant at the enemies trying to get them out of the way so you can just simply find the exit to the level. There are points and there is simple strategy but I still don't like the fact that there is no needed intelligence, just common sense. I beat the game very quickly.

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Graphics
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I guess the graphics would be good for at the time it came out, but for the standards of today, it sucked. It looked realistic but it didn't if you know what I mean. Everything looked like it's supposed to but the colors weren't exact, there was no real texture, and it didn't look life-like.

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Sound
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I don't even recall any sound for this game. (What message does that send?)

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Idea
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The idea stank, it seemed to appeal to little babies that don't even know how to use there fingers on a keyboard. Com'on, who throws deodorant at ducks, whose idea was this? Maybe if you were a daemon and they were real people and you threw knives and such then at least the idea would be better.

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Overall
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Gameplay - 1/10
Graphics - 1/10
Sound - 0/10
Idea - 1/10

Total - 2/10

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Remarks
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Know you are probably wondering ; how does that work? 1 + 1 + 0 + 1 divided by 4 = 2?? Well this is how I look at it. When I got this game it was better than nothing. Our computer was blank and I was much happier playing this then playing cards with my brothers. So a game is a game and I had fun with it for an hour so I gave it an extra point, cheers to games!

If I were you I would NOT get this game, now a days there are better games then this that you can waste your Money or Bandwidth on. So just buy a different game (I doubt they even sell this game any more).

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 11/23/03