Review by Cool mario 6446

"A game so bad, that even callling it garbage is a compliment..."

First of all, this is the only gave I have played that actually deserves LESS THAN a 1, but thanks to GameFAQs, I can't give it a zero... Anyway, the box for it makes it look like a semi-decent game... It's a picture of a semi slamming into a police car, but after it is installed, this nightmare will slowly destroy your brain... Anyway, on with the review!

Graphic: 1/10

I guess this is the only thing that actually deserves a 1... Even though the textures and graphics are VERY HORRIBLE, it's probably the best point in the game. This game gets very choppy as your truck reaches high speed... (I honestly don't understand how an 18 wheeler can get so fast...)

When you are driving up a mountain or something, your brake lights seem to fly off your truck... I don't understand this either. I think the programmers were on something while making this game.

Gameplay: 1/10

ugh... This is the bad part...

This game is supposedly about delivering illegal cargo to a certain checkpoint without being caught by the cops and beating other truck drivers there... Well guess what! There are no cops and the other truck driver doesn't even race you... Even if you try to push the enemy truck to get it to move, you can't.. You will just go right through which will cause you to question your sanity... You will also go through anything, houses, cars, and light poles...

It is IMPOSSIBLE to lose... I have seriously tried to lose, and you just CAN NOT lose this game. When you win, it will bring up a screen with a horribly translated saying... "You're winner !"

Your truck can go really fast... It can even drive up mountains going the same speed as it would on a regular road, without even slowing down to hit the bump to go up.
There is absolutely NO PHYSICS in this game either, your truck handles very badly. You could even hold the up arrow and go too fast and crash the game... Yes this game does crash a lot. Even one of the courses always crashes the game, this has happened a lot.

Control: 0/10

No physics. Horrible handling. No control editing options.

Sound and music: (0/10 sounds 1/10 music)

There is no sound... I really don't understand why there isn't but, this is the cheap stuff that comes with a cheap game...

The music is a techno track that loops over and over, and it just makes you want to hit the mute button. You have no reason not to hit mute because obviously, you aren't missing any sounds.

Final word: Rent or Buy?

NEITHER!! Stay far away from this game. STAY VERY FAR AWAY! You do not want this game unless you want to be the owner of the worst game currently known to man.

IF the developers were in a competition to see who could make the worst game in 5 minutes, they would definitely win... Anyway, thanks for reading and STAY AWAY from this horrible game!

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 05/09/04

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