"Yuck..."

Y'know, you shouldn't waste your money on this game. I didn't, but my sister did. The first time I turned it on, I felt sick. I never did like Barbie, but now I like it worse!

Gameplay, 3/10: The Gameplay stinks. I mean, you're a doll, walking around in a very "limited" city. You must choose your fashion before each level. How stupid is that!? To make matters worse, Barbie usually cannot climb stairs, go on grass, or side walks. You also get the STUPIDEST gadgets, like the "Lipstick conversation Recorder" and more. I mean, if an enemy guard sees you, he doesn't do anything but say, "This area is closed for now, please leave for the moment". I don't know about you, but that's pathetic...

Graphics, 3/10: When I say this game has cruddy graphics, I mean it! Every thing is so pixely, I nearly threw up. It looks like they used "Microsoft Paint" to paste still pictures for the characters.

Sound, 5/10: Er, I didn't pay attention to the sound. All I know about the sound is that it stank. The voice overs are annoying, and terrible. It made me bang my head on the desk 'till I got a headache! I mean, I following this one guy, and then everything stops, and a Barbie Girl says I must follow that guy. I KNOW I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE GUY!!!! What kind of panzy game is this???

Story, 1/10: Just by looking at that score, I have no need to explain how bad the story is. Rescue the fashions my butt...

Overall, this game reeks. Borrow it if you must, but from who, who'd want it??? I doubt even true Barbie Fans would hate it. I doubt you can borrow it from a friend because I doubt your friend would want it either. Trust me, just leave it out of your lives, be Barbie Secret Agent Free. As you can see, I did not like this game.

Overall Score: 2/10

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 05/16/05