GOOBER GAMES ULTIMATE PEASANTS QUEST WALKTHROUGH
Read the Faq. Beat the Game.
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By GooberSD Copyright 2005
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Introduction
Hi, I'm GooberSD. I've been writing Faqs for 3 years now.
And Peasants Quest is my seventh. Peasants Quest is a fun game,
with the graphics to the old text adventure games. I enjoy peasants
Quest. I can play it and beat it by heart.
(Believe me I've beaten it more than twenty times. I
have to. If you know what I mean.) Anyways, I'm sure I'm
stopping you from reading my Faq so go ahead
and read the Faq. Beat the game.
Welcome to the kingdom of peasantry! And this
walkthrough is the ultimate peasants quest
guide EVERYTHING REVEALED! Except a world map.
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AUTHORS NOTE--
Remember to save alot in this game. Peasants Quest is RPG
and that means YOU MUST SAVE ALOT!
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How to use this guide...
Objectives means Tasks to be done. You have
to complete every objective in order to get
150/150.
ITEMS is every item in the chapter.
ENEMIES are the enemies you'll encounter while
in the chapter.
And if the word has two ' simbols that means you have
to type it. In other words 'save', means save your game.
THE QUICK FINDER
To use the quick finder hold the buttons Ctrl+F and then
type your destination.
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FIND WHAT? Type what you want to find.
FIND NEXT
If you want to find Chapter six type in chapter six.
You'll go straight to chapter six.
If you don't click on "Find Next". If what you're
looking for is in the lower section of the faq
click on down. If it's in the upper section click on up.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
1- CONTROLS
2-CHARACTERS
FLOPPY DISC ONE
3-CHAPTER ONE
4-CHAPTER TWO
5-CHAPTER THREE
6-CHAPTER FOUR
7-CHAPTER FIVE
FLOPPY DISC TWO
8-CHAPTER SIX
9-SIDE QUESTS
10-ITEM INVENTORY
11-THE MYSTERIOUS ???
12-EXTRAS
13-BESTIARY
14-INTERVIEWS
15-ABOUT THE AUTHOR
16-QUESTIONS
17-CREDITS
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CONTROLS
NORMAL CONTROLS
/\ UP
RIGHT < >LEFT
DOWN \/
MIXED UP POT ON HEAD CONTROLS
/\ MOVE RIGHT (>)
MOVE DOWN < >MOVE UP
MOVE LEFT \/
x = not important
* = Enter
~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 Back space
Tab Q W E R T Y U I O P { } |
C L A S D F G H J K L : " Enter
Shift Z X C V B N M , . ? Shift
x x x SPACE ALT
You might want to hold shift and then press +.
It'll make you run faster. ^_^
CHARACTERS
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RATHER DASHING
You are rather dashing. A peasant wearing
short pants returning from his vacation a
Scalding Lake to find his cottage burninated.
You swear revange! And that is where
your incredible adventure begins.
Rather Dashing is not much of a
classical video game character.
Why? Because all he does is
swear revange.
Talking
None
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BABY
Did you ever guess a baby would
be in this game? Cause I did! I watched the
preview. The Baby is kind of a side quest.
And you only have to use him once.
Talking
None
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BABY LADY
A thief. She's wanted through out the land
and robs people. She even steals children!
She gives you the baby.
Talk
"Hello, I'm-" you start but the lady cuts you off.
"Okay, here's why I letyou in here,"
She explains "My husband got
squished by Trogdor. And to make
matters worse, the insurance riches
I got were stolen by the Jhonka. Go Steal them
back for us and I'll give you something great."
Ask about smell
"What smells is junior here's drawers!
I gotta quit feeding him so much horse
." "And don't start asking me for his
diapers, sicko!"
Ask about robe
"You cant have mine, pervert! I'm not a
nudist peasant like that weirdo over
in West Peasantry!"
Ask about fire
"You need fire? A couple trees over near
the waterfall used to be on fire. But now
there's like a signal lantern there or
something. "So should I ask The Lantern
or something?" "I dunno dont ask me"
Ask about trogdor
"I hope you kill that stupid dragon,
my 'Wives of Squished Peasants'
support group would bake you a
Poor Gary pie if you did."
Ask about
"I dunno what you're talking about."
When you leave the cottage
The Baby Lady calls after you
"Hey, you're on some quest right? Well, the
little squirt here lost something of
mine in the yard the other day. It's
your's if you can find it."
OLD MAN
The Old man runs the Inn. When the game
starts he's gone fishing. And you have to
get him back to the Inn. He only serves
Peasants with robes ... so don't try to get a
room unless you have a robe. You can
also get illegal pills from him. (See Chapter 6.)
Talk
"If you're interested in staying the night,
just type 'get a room'."
Ask about robe
"I wear my robe-hood down so it's easier
to trim my ear hairs. If you
need a robe, maybe find someone who's
not using their's."
Ask about smell
Well, if you don't stink, maybe find
something that does and wear it.
Like a dead carcass or summat."
Ask about fire
"I've always preferred being on
fire at night. Looks prettier and
keeps the butterflies away."
Ask about trogdor
"Are you talking about that young,
green boy that lives up the street?
He's always tearing my roof off
and eating my customers."
Ask about
"I don't know nothing about no whatever
you just said."
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NAKED NED
Naked Ned is the man you can see at the
wavy tree. You can try to talk to him. But if
you do you startle him and he dissapears. He
owns the lonely cottage. (The cottage with no door.)
Talking
Talk
You startled him and he disappears!
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NED
Ned (Not Naked Ned.) is the knight that guards
the way to Trogdor. He is very loyal to the King.
And he will not let you pass unless your a peasant.
Talking
Talk
You explain your situation to the knight.
That Trogdor has burninated your cottage
and you've sworn revenge. You ask for
passage up to the mountain to settle your score.
"Hang on there Trogdorkilla," says the knight.
"I can only allow actual peasants up the mountain
pass to face Trogdor. And you CLEARLY are
not one." "Look, Dragonheart..."
"You dont STINK like a peasant."
"You don't DRESS like a peasant."
"And you're definatly not ON FIRE like a peasant."
"Once you're those 3 things, come back and maybe
we can talk.""Be sure to LOOK around lots.
TALK to everyone you see and ASK ABOUT stuff.
Type HELP if you get confused and INVENTORY
to see your worldy stuff.Type
SAVE or LOAD to save or load your game. Duh."
Talk again
"Look, Dragonheart..." "You dont STINK like a
peasant.""You don't DRESS like a peasant."
"And you're definatly not ON FIRE like a
peasant." "Once you're those 3 things,
come back and maybe we can talk."
Ask about smell
"I never met a peasant that didn't stink.
If you wanna smell bad,
get the Kerrek involved. That thing reeks!"
Ask about fire
"Well, whenever I see peasants, they seem to be
on fire. So get yourself on fire.
I hear horse grease gives a nice, controlled burn.
Ask about Trogdor
"If I had a gold coin for every whining peasant's
cottage that freaking dragon burninated,
I'd be rich as a Jhonka."
Ask a bout robe
Peasants wear those brown robes. You know,
with the rope around the waist.
Get yourself one of those."
Ask about
I don't know anything about that, short pants.
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MENDELEV
A archer that wanted to re-open the archery range.
But he can't with out Dongolev. So once they
reunite the Archery Range opens.
Talking
Talk
"Oh, hi. I'm Mendelev," says the archer
"I used to run a shooting range here with my
brother Dongolev. But we don't talk so
much anymore. I haven't seenhim in a \
Jhonka's age. If you ever run into him, tell him I
said 'haldo'." "You mean 'hello,?'" you ask?
"Oh, um. No. Shut up. I said 'haldo' and I
meant 'haldo.' Tell him I said 'haldo.'"
Talk for the second time
"Tell my bro I said 'haldo' if you see him."
he says and goes back to
pouting.
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DONGOLEV
The other archer. He has no sense. And he'll kill you.
But if you look on the other hand...
he's a pretty good guy. He won't give you lessons
on how to shoot a bow right. So you'll have to figure that
out for your self.
Talking
Talk
He refuses to speak with you.
He just keeps firing arrows into that tree
and saying "stupid Mendelev, grumble mumble."
Haldo
The archer stops arching and turns
to you "My brother told you to tell me
haldo? He must want to start the old business up!"
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Mendelev&Dongolev
Talking
Talk
"Haldo!" says the brothers. "Test your skill!
Give us the right super item
from your inventory and you can give
it as many tries as you need!"
Haldo
"Haldo!!!"
Ask about robe
"We wouldn't know. We only wear archer clothes.
You just can't arch real well in a robe, y'now?"
Ask about fire
"Trogdor just burned down some idiot peasant's
cottage. You should ask him," says Mendelev.
"Yeah, this jerk goes on vacation to some
prancey lake and..."
They see you staring daggers at them and turning
bright red.
"Oh. Nevermind," says Dongolev. "Um, yeah.
Whats a fire?" adds
Mendelwhatever.
Ask about smell
"That giant pig running around sure smells. Maybe
talk to him."
Ask about Trogdor
"Oh man, there was this one time I came THIS
close to having Trogdor
ARROWED!" says Dongolev.
"Hey shut up! That was me!" Interupts Mendelev,
"YOU almost arrowed that blue baby!"
Says Dongolev.
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
"Did not!"
(You see where this is going)
Ask about Trinket
"Either we don't know anything about that,
or you're real boring."
Give trinket
"That'll work," says Mendelev. "Just hit 3 bullseyes
and you win theSupertime Funbow TM!"
"The ARROW KEYS aim left and right and the
SPACE BAR operates the bow.
You'll need to press it a couple of times to get a
nice shot off but wedont give lessons so you're on your own."
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JHONKA
The Jhonka are stubby guys. They only fear Kerrek.
They love riches. And they guard them all day.
Anyone who tries to steal their riches will most likely
be killed by the Jhonka.
Talking
Talk
"The Kerrek is dead!" he cries and hops around some more.
You wonder why someone this primitive could have made
that much dough.
Ask about robe
"Filthy naked peasant! Stay away from my cave-hole!"
Who's he calling naked? HE'S the one wearing the
string bikini.
Ask about fire
"Burninator make fire! Barbecue all peasants!"
Ask about Trogdor
"All hail Burninator! Trogdor number 1! Beat Peasant Tech!"
says the grimy Jhonka.
Ask about
"Jhonka don't know nothing bout that!"
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NOTE
In the walkthrough anything that is 'quoted' like the word
quoted means type.
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WALKTHROUGH
CHAPTER ONE(+3)
objectives
1. Talk to the knight.
2. Talk to the lady.
3.Obtain Super Trinket.(+2)
4.Open the inn.
ITEMS
Chicken feed(+1)
Super Trinket(+2)
map(+0)
ENEMIES
none.
First go up to Ned. (The knight.) And type 'talk'.
Once your done talking to him, go left, down, and then left again.
Go left until you reach your cottage. Go inside and type 'get map'.
And sure enough you'll get a map! Go right until you find the old man
fishing. From there on go down to find a cottage with four bushes
around it.
To go inside the the cottage go up to it and type 'open'.
go talk to the lady and type talk. You learn she wants her treasures
from the Jhonka. Next type 'talk to baby.'(optional.)
And then you may type 'sleep in bed'. To hear a comment.
Or type in 'sleep with lady.' 'You can go up to the
lady and type 'ask about robe'. And she'll call you
a pervert. Next go up to the "Gold." And type 'get gold'.
When you learn that it is chicken feed! (ha ha funny.)
When you exit the cottage the lady tells you about a lost
item. Go outside and type at all four berry bushes 'get berries'.
And on the fourth berry bush you don't recieve berries.
But you do get the Super Trinket!
Next go up to the lake. 'talk' to the old man.
He ignores you and mumbles about the fish not biting.
Must be using the wrong bait. Type 'throw chicken feed.'
And the man gets fish. And goes to open the inn.
You can go to the inn and try to 'get a room', but the
man only serves peasants.
CHAPTER TWO(+10)
objectives
1.Obtain pebbles.(+1)
2.Find the Jhonkas cave.
3.go to archery range.
4.learn haldo.(+2)
5.get the maskus.(+2)
6.scare gary(+2)
7.haldo(+3)
ITEMS
arrow
pebbles
monster maskus
ENEMIES
kerrek
Go to the left where you will probably meet
Kerrek your first enemy in this game. anyways avoid
getting close to kerrek or he will kill you. So go up
where you end up at a lake. Near the top of the lake
are some pebbles. While your still far away from the
pebbles type get pebbles to hear a comment.
Go up to the pebbles and type 'get pebbles'.
Or type in 'get rocks.' Now go to the left until you come
up to a cave. You can't open the door to the cave.
So type in 'read note.' After Rather Dashing finishes
reading the note, go to the right until you reach the lake.
Then go up to find the archery range! Go 'talk' to the
archer. He tells you to say 'haldo' if you see his brother.
You can type 'haldo' in any time to hear a comment.
Next go to the well. And type 'put rocks in bucket'.
If it doesn't work try it from a different angle.
'put rocks in bucket' works too. Once you succeed
the bucket drops down. Type in 'raise bucket'.
So you raise the bucket and obtain the monster bucket.
Before you leave this area type in 'put baby in bucket'.
To hear a comment.
After that go back to your old cottage and go up to
the mud puddle. Turn left to the hay stack and go up to find
poor gary's glen. Go up to the stump and type in any sentance
with the word 'stump', to hear a comment.Go up to poor Gary.
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~WARNING~
Do not type in 'punch gary', 'kick gary', or 'kill gary'.
That old horse will give you a game over.
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Go up to Gary and type 'wear maskus'.
Gary will make a big hole in the fence.
Go through the hole to find a archer shooting his bow.
Don't go in front of the archer he has no common
sense and will shoot you! Next say 'haldo'.
And you find out it's Dongolev! Mendelev's long
lost brother! Dongolev leaves the area, and this
give you a chance to go up to the tree and type
'get arrow'. And yes you recieve an arrow.
CHAPTER THREE(+37)
Objectives
1.Win the SuperTime Funbow(+5)
2.End Kerreks life(+15)
3.Get muddy(+5)
4.Steal the treasures from the Jhonka(+7)
5.give the treasures to the lady.(+5)
ITEMS
SuperTime FunBow
Kerreks belt
Riches
ENEMIES
Kerrek(BOSS)
Jhonka
Now Return to the archery range and
'talk' to the brothers. Sadly you'll have to give them this
Super Trinket. So type 'give super trinket'. And now
you have to win this mini game. To win the mini
game you must get three bullseyes in one turn.
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~NOTE~
The bullseyes you must get do not have to be in a row.
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Aim the bow with the left(<) and right(>)
arrow keys. Use the space bar to shoot. To launch the
to mini arrows on the bar in the corner press space bar.
You want to get the two arrow in the reb section of the bar.
And as equal as possible.
The key to winning this mini game is watching the
pole with the orange flag on it. If the flag isn't moving
(it's straight down.) aim in the middle and get the arrows
equal in the red section. If the flag is pointing diagnolly down
in either direction point just a little away from the middle.
And get the arrows equal in the red. If the flag is pointing
straight to either side aim to the blue or white section of the target.
And get the arrows equal in the red section.
If you loose relax and try again. This is by far the hardest part
in the game. Come to think of it ... This is the only hard part
in the game.
After you win you get the SuperTime FunBow TM!
Next go left to the mud. Then turn up to the kerrek tracks.
If kerrek isn't there go to the mud and back. And kerrek should be there.
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BOSS: KERREK Difficulty-Easy
Kerrek has no attempt of letting you live.
So it's best to stay away from him. Because if you get close to
kerrek he pounds your head into the ground and if he does-you dead.
Anyways if kerrek is to fast for you hold shift and press
the + button to run faster. To kill kerrek type 'use bow'.
Or you can type 'kill kerrek'. But before you kill kerrek type
'become friends with kerrek'. And you'll hear a comment.
Then type 'buy kerrek a cold one'. And you'll hear another comment.
However these comments make it kerrek harder to kill.
Once kerrek dies it starts to rain. Go up
to kerrek and type 'get belt'. You can also type in 'get arrow' to
hear a comment. Plus kerrek's body will rott through out the game!
So you can come back to Kerrek later on and find him as a skeleton
and examine kerrek to get a comment.
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After you kill kerrek you go back to the puddle of mud and
step in the mud. And don't worry you didn't get a game over.
Your just covered in mud! Go to the left. Go up to the side of the
hay and type 'enter hay'. You'll leap in like a three-year old.
The hay will stick to Rather Dashing. Go down to the Jhonka's
cave to find out The Jhonka's out! And there are the riches!
Go up to the money and type 'get riches.' Or 'get money'.
You can also type 'get richer', to hear a comment.
The wind blows the hay off of you! The Jhonka sees you.
He asks if you stole his riches. Answer 'no'. And he let's you go.
But if you answer 'yes' he'll kill you.
Go down and left until you reach the lady's cottage.
Go inside and type 'give riches'. And she'll give you the baby?!?
You later learn she does this all the time and she's
wanted through out the land.
You stole Jhonka's riches!!
CHAPTER FOUR(optional)(+15)
Objectives
1.Get Soda(+5)
2.Get meat ball sub(+5)
3.Get pills(+5)
ITEMS
Soda
Meat ball sub
pills
ENEMIES
none
Go back to where you found the pebbles and type
throw baby. Something tells you this is right so you throw the baby.
The baby floats safely to shore and brings a Soda. If Rather Dashing
doesn't throw the baby try random spots.
Now go to the well. go to the side on the right or top
and type 'put baby in bucket.' Well father of the year what are
you going to do? Leave the baby? Type 'raise bucket'. And the
baby brings a meat ball sub.(sandwhich.) You take the
sandwhich...And the baby.
Next go to the Inn and go up to the old man. Type
'Drop baby'. You drop the baby on the counter. The old man wants
to give the baby pills. But you snatch the baby and the pills.
Leave the Inn.
CHAPTER FIVE(+46)
objectives
1.get robes(+21)
2.get a room(+3)
3. light your head on fire(+15)
4.To Trogdor(+7)
ITEMS
Robes
ENEMIES
none
Now go down and left. Until you reach a cottage.
The doors locked so yeah. Go to the left side of the cottage
and type 'get stone'. And you remove the loose stone at the side
of the cottage. Now for the cruel part. Type 'shove baby in hole'.
Once you finish deploying the Q-baby go inside the cottage.
Go to the drawer and type 'open drawer'. Then type 'close drawer'.
And now type 'wear robe'.
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NOTE
You can try to take the broom on the floor but sadly you
may not take the broom on the floor.
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Go back to the Inn. Enter the Inn . Go up to the old man and
type 'get a room'.
LATER THAT NIGHT
You wake up at night and find that the old man has left the Inn.
And the closet is open. Go up to the closet and type 'get pot'.
You have the pot fall on your head. And the pot was full of
very flamable horse grease. You have to walk out of the Inn
with a pot on your head. And to make things better the controls
are screwed up!
Here are the controls
Left = down
down = left
right = up
up = right
Once you exit the Inn Rather Dashing takes off the pot.
But you still have very flamable horse grease on your head.
Walk down to find a latern that is lit.
Walk under the latern and BOOM! Your head is on fire.
I'd 'save' if I were you.
Go back up twice to find the Ned the knight!
'Talk' to Ned. And he steps out of the way.
Go up to Trogdor's lair.
CHAPTER SIX(+36)
Objectives
1. Climb the mountain(+3)
2. Go through the Trials(+15)
3. go through the curtains(+17)
ITEMS
Trog helmet
Trog shield
Trog sword
ENEMIES
Green birds
Deadly rocks
Sanctum Keeper #1(BOSS)
Sanctum Keeper #2(BOSS)
Sanctum Keeper #3(BOSS)
Trogdor(BOSS)
Okay stupid this is it. Your on disc floppy 2! Go up to the
mountain and type 'climb'. dodge the falling rocks. Just climb up
straight it's the easiest way. The only time you move to the side is
when a boulder comes at you. Then move back to the middle.
Avoid the birds. By going down or up. If you make it to the top
of the mountain, Nice Jorb. If you don't try again. Before you
enter the cave go up to the bones and type 'get bones' to hear a
comment.
Enter the cave and go forward. When all of the
sudden a green cloaked figure comes to you. And you are in
his trials. You must take a quiz or DIE! Or give him the item
he wants. To take the quiz type 'take quiz'. And if you don't
want to take the quiz type 'give meat ball sub'. If you have it.
(Obtained in Chapter four.)
When you take the quiz the green man asks one of these three
questions.
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BOSS: SANCTUM KEEPER #1 Difficulty-Normal
Here are the questions
What does Mendelev have you tell Dongolev? 'A'
(Haldo)
What did you win from the Archery game? 'B'
(SuperTime FunBow TM)
What is the only creature Jhonka fears?'C'
(The Kerrek)
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If you did it right you live and obtain the Trog Shield.
If you answered wrong you die and get a game over. Walk forward to
find another green man. Once again you choose to take the quiz or
give a item. If you want to give him the item type 'give soda'.
(Obtained in Chapter four.)
Or you can type 'take quiz'.
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BOSS: SANCTUM KEEPER #2 Diffuculty-Hard
Here are the questions
How many bushes are there in the while kingdom of Peasantry? 'B'
(Five)
What was the Innkeeper's pantry full of? 'C'
(Old Man Rub)
Which one of these letters is the letter C? 'B'
(C)
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Once again if you did it right you get the Trog Helment.
Walk forward again to find a third green man. You have to take his
quiz too. So type in 'take quiz', or 'give pills'.
(Obtained in Chapter four.)
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BOSS: SANCTUM KEEPER #3 Difficulty-Normal
Here are the questions
What color are the leaves on the tree by the well? 'A'
(Orange)
To whom did the robe you're wearing originally belong? 'C'
(Naked Ned)
Which way does the river that runs through Peasantry flow? 'C'
(Northeast to Southwest)
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After defeating the Quizzers you might want to save. Your score
should be 133/150. Go in through the curtains.
NOTE
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This is your last chance to do anything in the game before the end
of the game! (The only thing you can do is 'save' and 'load'.)
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FINAL BOSS: TROGDOR
FIRST TIME
Difficulty- Normal
Once you walk into Trogdors lair you can't turn back.
The Curtain door closes on you. Trogdor's asleep. So this is
your chance. Before you try to kill Trogdor type in 'kill
Trogdor'. For the last comment. To really kill Trogdor type
'use trog sword', or 'throw trog sword'. After you wake up
Trogdor you may choose to sit there for 11 seconds or finish
the game by typing 'talk'. Amazing voice actting!
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SIDE QUESTS
THE SECOND ARROW SIDE QUEST
Anytime after killing kerrek go to the secret glen.
And go up to the tree and type in 'get arrow'.
To recieve another arrow.
THE BABY SIDE QUEST
Way to go baby! It got the cottage door opened and
headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his
graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree
in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at
Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow.
You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer.
He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for
never being there.
COMPLETE ITEM GUIDE
INVENTORY
Arrow Robe
Baby Soda
Kerrek Belt Meat Ball Sub
Chicken Feed Super Trinket
SuperTime FunBow TM Trog Helment
Monster Maskus Trog Shield
Pebbles Trog Sword
Pills ???
Riches Shirt
Here is the Item not displayed in your Inventory.
Map
The mysterious ???
If you beat Peasants Quest 150/150 you notice there's still an
empty slot labled ??? There is no way to get the ??? it was
originally a glitch in the game. Where after you killed kerrek
you could return to the hidden glen getting another arrow.
But this glitch was fixed. And now the arrow is just a
side quest!
ITEM DICTIONARY
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Pebbles
Found: West of Lake on Shore
Use: Dropping the bucket to the bottom of the well.
Description: Just enough to drop a bucket.
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Monster Masksus
Found: In Bucket at well. (After putting pebbles in bucket.)
Use: Scarying poor gary to reaveal hidden Glen.
Description: A scray looking mask. Could even scare a horse!
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Chicken Feed
Found: The Lady's cottage.
Use: For throwing in the lake to re open the Inn.
Description: You use love this stuff... And that's messed up!
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Super Trinket
Found: In the fourth bush to the Lady's cottage.
Use: For Mendelev and Dongolev, to play in the archery game.
Description: It's really shiny!
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Shirt
Found: You start off with it!
Use: Worn until you recieve/steal the robes.
Description: Try to keep this clean. You just washed
it last harvest.
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Trog-sword
Found: In Trogdors outer Sanctum
Use: attacking Trogdor!
Description: The Sword of Rather Dashing.
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Trog-Helment
Found: In Trogdors outer sanctum
Use: Protection from the Burninator.
Description: The Helm of Rather Dashing.
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Trog-shield
Found: In Trogdors outer sanctum
Use: For protection of Trogdor.
Description: the Shield of Rather Dashing.
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Arrow
Found: The Secret Glen. (After scarring Gary.)
Use: For killing Kerrek.
Description: Don't stab it in some ones gut!
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Supertime Funbow TM
Found: The Archery range.
Use: shooting an arrow at Kerrek.
Description: You aint no Legolas boy.
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Riches
Found: Outside the Jhonka's cave.
Use: Giving to the lady.
Description: If only it weren't the Jhonka's.
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Soda (Optional.)
Found: Pebbles Lake West
Use: For Trogdors Outer Sanctum Keeper.
Description: They had soda back in these days!?!
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Robe
Found: The cottage of Naked Ned
Use: Becoming a peasant!
Description: The Robe of a peasant.
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Kerrek Belt
Found: Kerrek tracks 1 or 2.
Use: Becoming a peasant!
Description: It's not worth much ... but you like it.
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Meat ball Sub (Optional.)
Found: In the bucket of the well.
Use: For Trogdors Outer Sanctum Keeper.
Description: You could eat this ... but you found it in a well.
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Pills (Optional.)
Found: Inn counter
Use: Trogdors Outer Sanctum Keeper.
Description: Man, These are like illegal now!
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Baby
Found: The Lady's Cottage.
Use: Obtaining, Meat ball sub, soda, pills, and robe.
Description: A cute baby.
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Map
Found: Your Burninated cottage.
Use: What maps do.
Description: Funny. This wasn't burned.
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???
Found:???
Use:???
Description:???
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EVER SINGLE WAY TO DIE
walk into Kerrek
At Poor Gary's glen 'kick horse' or 'punch horse' or 'kill horse'
At Hidden glen 'get arrow' before saying 'haldo' or get in the
way of Dongolev before saying 'haldo'.
Tell the Jhonka 'yes' when Jhonka asks if you took his riches.
At the Cliff get hit by either a green bird or a rock.
At Trogdor's outer sanctum, if you answer the first question
wrong you get turned into Ron Cumberdale.
At Trogdor's outer sanctum, if you answer the second question
wrong you get cursed to write folk songs.
At Trogdor's outer sanctum, if you answer the third question
wrong you lose your skin.
At Trogdor's posh lair, get too close to Trogdor.
At Trogdor's posh lair don't answer Trogdor.
At Trogdor's posh lair type 'talk'.
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Every single comment
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'smell' => "Smells like a computer game."
'haldo' => "That's totally not Dongolev."
'party' => "You are part of the whig party. They are making
gangrene-awareness their number one campaign party.
'why' => "I wish I knew."
'drink' => "For simplicity's sake you are immune to hunger and
thirst in this game. So you got that going on for you.
Which is nice."
'boo' => "Scared me."
'dan' => " Dan's still okay. Got a place on Dekalb with
Rick and his wife. Slimmed up a bit and towards
up a bit and looking towards the future."
'dance' => "You'd rather just stand here and soak
in the scene."
'the cheat' => "Meh."
Anywhere before you have a map type 'map' => "We are
neither confirming nor denying the presence of a map
in this game, but irridisregardless, you don't have one."
At Kerrek tracks 1 (or 2) 'make friends with kerrek' -
"Look, it didn't work for Strongbad and it's not gonna
work for you either."
At Kerrek tracks 1 (or 2) 'buy kerrek a cold one' -
"The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer.
You've really cheesed him off now."
(And Kerrek starts moving faster)
At Pebble lake west (before getting pebbles)
'get pebbles' from far away =>
"You do your best Mr. Fantastic impersonation
but you can't reach from here."
At Baby lady cottage 'talk baby' =>
"You say some cute, stupid stuff and the baby just blows
snot bubbles."
At Hidden glen (before talking to the archer) 'haldo' => "
"What'd you read that PQ Stragedy Guide?
Go talk to my brother first."
At That hay bale 'get hay' => Who do you think
you are? Some kind of Thy Dungeonman?
You don't need any hay."
At That hay bale (after mud, and from far away)
'enter hay' => "Who do you think you are, MJ?
Try from a little closer."
In Baby lady cottage 'sleep' or 'sleep with lady' =>
"That's probably how the first baby got here. Forget it."
Before you have the baby, 'throw baby' =>
"You don't even have two babies to rub together."
At Mysterious cottage (before you have a baby)
'use baby' => "Swell idea, but is you ain't my baby?
I.e. you ain't got one?" (possibly reference to jazz song : )
At Pebble lake west (before man leaves lake)
'give' or 'throw' an item => "That isn't gonna work
for bait!" The old man screams, at a needlessly harsh volume."
In Mysterious cottage and far back from the broom,
'get broom' => "No, no. The broom is in the foreground
and you can't take things from the foreground.
You don't see me all typing "get browser window",
do you?"
At Poor Gary's Glen type any sentence as long as you use
'stump' => "Are you really that bored? T
ry some questioning for once!"
At Poor Gary's Glen 'ride gary' or
'ride horse'=> "Naw, riding old horses doesn't
seem as cool as it was in high school."
At Burninated trees 'burn lantern' =>
"With what? Your red-hot intellect?"
At Burninated trees 'get lantern' => Better not.
There's an engraved plaque on it that says.
"Do Not Remove Under Penalty of 'You Die'."
At Burninated trees 'get plague' =>
"Wrong game mispeller Jones. Try the little button
to the left of the 'W'."
At Cliffland heights, 'get bone'/'get skull' =>
Eww. No. Grody. You're grody. No. Eww.
At Trogdors lair while the dragon is asleep type in
'kill trogdor' => Like how?
At Well go up to the well and type
'get into bucket' => Your butt is to big.
At Well go up to the well and type
'get into well' => No go. Your insurance
doesn't cover that.
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COOL THINGS
Kerrek was a sender from a Strong Bad E-mail.
Jhonka was a sender from a Strong Bad E-mail.
Notice when you save you get hearts.
Those are a spoofing The Legend of Zelda.
Anyone who plays 007 Everything or nothing
(Gcube, PS2, X box, pc.) Should have figured the
Q-baby is spoofing the Q-spider.
Type in 'the cheat'.
Look at the picture in the Inn it's dogs playing.
Try hugging the tree at the river to get a message saying
"It's Arbor Day Charlie Brown" Reffering to the
Arbor Day Special of Charlie Brown
Try examining The Kerrek skelton to get a
message saying "He wasnt fat, he was big boned"
Which is from the Harry Potter
and the Goblet of Fire or South Park.
THANKS THE ADVISOR FOR ALL THE INFO!!!!!!!
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INTERVIEWS
This Interview shows a chat the creators of peasants quest had.
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Please introduce yourselves and explain your roles
in the Peasant's Quest project.
Mike: I am called Mike Chapman. I did most of the
background graphics and helped come up with the storyline.
Matt: I'm Matt Chapman and I co-wrote Peasant's
Quest and "drew" and animated most of the characters,
monsters, animals and "sprites" if you will.
Jonathan: I'm Jonathan Howe and I wrote most of what
Matt didn't, and did all the Flash programming. It was also
my responsibility to second-guess Matt's jokes as
spelling or grammar mistakes.
A lot of our readers had never visited your website
before the release of Peasant's Quest. Could you tell
us a bit about the site and how it got started?
Mike: Homestarrunner.com has been alive and sometimes
kicking since January of 2000. It features lots of cartoons
and not quite as many games. It is made mostly entirely by
brothers Matt and Mike Chapman. Their pal Jonathan
Howe helps make the games.
Most adventure gamers are very nostalgic
about the "good old days." Do you remember the first
adventure game you ever played? Any fond memories
you'd like to share?
Mike: King's Quest 1. King's Quest 2 was already
out when I was introduced to the Sierra games in
1986(?) maybe, so after we won King's Quest 1,
we jumped right into King's Quest 2. Then I think
we played Black Cauldron. Man, those were some
good games.
Matt: Outside of text adventures, the first adventure
game I ever played on PC was King's Quest 1.
It taught me the word 'crotchety.' Later, when we
played King's Quest 2, I remember being legitimately
terrified while inside Dracula's castle. Like, I had
nightmares in 16 color EGA.
Jonathan: I remember Space Quest a lot because
the humor was really important. Unfortunately I
was a little too young to appreciate Maniac
Mansion, lacking the essential patience for
something that wasn't Yie Ar Kung-Fu. I think
the first adventure game that really had me going
was Indiana Jones—that it so closely followed the
movie plot was, like, mind-blowingly cool.
And I have black and white nightmares of Matt
having nightmares.
Peasant's Quest is obviously rooted in the
tradition of the old Sierra games. Do you have
a favorite Sierra game?
Matt: I think Space Quest 2 is my all-time favorite.
And I have a soft spot for Hero's Quest 2 a.k.a.
Quest for Glory 2.
Mike: I liked Space Quest 1 best. I liked the
room with the 3 big shiny red buttons on the floor.
I don't know if they were buttons... maybe just lights.
Anyway, they were some good graphics.
The gaming industry is very different now than it was
in the "golden days" when Sierra and LucasArts
were turning out several adventures a year. Do you play
modern adventure games? Do you have any feelings about
the direction the industry has taken?
Mike: I play Zelda games. Do they count as
adventure games? I miss the aforementioned
"golden days." I never did finish Zak McKracken.
Matt: I don't play a lot of PC games anymore
except for old ones and classic games on emulator.
I s'pose the Legend of Zelda games are the closest thing
I play to adventure games these days, though those
lean closer to the RPG side of things. I miss
adventure games a lot. I wish they would use all
this fancy new technology to make games that are
more in the vein of Grim Fandango, Sam and Max,
Full Throttle, Day of the Tentacle. I feel like that's back
when LucasArts took the reins from Sierra. King's
Quest 5 and 6 were okay, and I really liked Space Quest 4,
but LucasArts really nailed the point-and-click interface
back then. I wish LucasArts would make a 3D cel-shaded
point-and-click adventure sequel to Zak McKracken in 2005.
That would be hilarious. So anyways, if you know of any
modern adventure games, lemme know cause I'd like to
play 'em. I just don't see anything that even remotely
resembles what I used to define as an "adventure game"
anymore.
Jonathan: I played through the demo of Longest Journey
and I have to say I was a little disappointed that there wasn't
much evolution. Then again, I played the Monkey Island port
for PS2 and was rapt. I have a copy of the latest Broken Sword,
but I am really good at getting games and then not opening 'em.
I think it must feel better to acquire them than play them—
I have a problem.
Your site has a ton of cartoons, arcade games, and other
time-wasters. Is Peasant's Quest your first adventure game?
Matt: Technically, no. We have a text adventure called
Thy Dungeonman 2 on our sister site www.videlectrix.com.
It's a bit on the short side but pretty full-featured as
text adventures go. So there's that. Oh, and Mike and I
made an adventure game called Cave Quest when we were
ittle that had gorgeous low-res Apple ][ C+ graphics.
Jonathan: Please don't forget the seminal Thy
Dungeonman which had over five rooms! (Six.)
How did you come up with the idea for this game?
I know that Trogdor starred in his own arcade-style game.
Did you have plans all along to write an adventure game
based in his world? Or did the idea for Peasant's Quest
come later?
Mike: I don't remember exactly when the idea was hatched,
but I can guarantee it wasn't something we had planned.
We don't do much planning. The world of Trogdor and
peasants and thatched-roof cottages just made sense for
an adventure game.
Matt: It mostly stemmed from a long-time want to make
an AGI inspired game (in fact, there was an attempt to
mimic the AGI style way back in the day on our games
menu, you can see it here in our site museum). Then
Jonathan did such a great job with the text-engine
he wrote for Thy Dungeonman that we had to ask
how hard it would be to couple that with graphics
and animation. He said, "no problem." Though that
became a bit of an understatement for all 3 of
us as we got deeper into the project.
Matt: Our oldest brother Donnie used to read us ads
and game promos from PC magazines back in like
'82 and '83. There was definitely some of that in there.
That was back before there were any marketing people
involved in software whatsoever and it was so obvious
it was just the same nerds who programmed the game
pulling double duty writing game promos. So no research
was needed, we're just lucky enough to have a backlog
of cheesy video game advertisements in our head.
That, and we watch a lot of reruns of Starcade.
Jonathan: I still have uncomfortable flashbacks about that
awful Starcade rap that one contestant did. Both Matt
and Mike have it TiVo'd and they'll play it several times
in a row if you bring it up. I shudder.
Mike: People seemed to like the promo so much,
I was afraid they might be disappointed by the game.
I don't think they were. Well, maybe one guy.
The interface in Peasant's Quest is very similar to Sierra's
AGI games, but it's browser-based. Did you use or modify
any of the existing AGI tools (like AGI Studio) or was
Peasant's Quest programmed from scratch?
Mike: Jonathan is the man. Programmed the whole thing
from scratch. It was funny; about 3/4 of the way through
the project, a fan sent us a Homestar-related adventure
game they had made using one of those AGI thingies,
which I had never heard of. I don't think any of us had.
Anyway, we had a brief moment where we wondered if
we had gone about this all the wrong way, but I think we
ended up okay. I think being able to play it online was key
for us.
Jonathan: We knew about AGI Studio when we started
and we talked about using it but it became a very high
priority for us to not require any downloads or installation.
Writing an engine in Flash allowed me to cheat a few things
—I don't know how easily the climbing or archery mini-
games would have been in AGI. Also, if you look carefully
you'll note that we were not sticklers about preserving
the original screen resolution and color palettes. Flash was
great because it allowed us freedom to do what we wanted
and I don't think the retro-parody suffered. Writing the
engine was a little more involved than I had planned, though.
Knowing that there are fans making AGI games, would you
consider releasing the Peasant's Quest engine as open source?
Jonathan: I can appreciate the reasoning behind open source,
but I'm conflicted—quite frankly I would want to spend some
time to clean it up and improve it before unleashing it on the
masses; both from a pride-in-my-work perspective and a taking
-responsibilities-for-messy-things-you've-done-that-
theoretically-hurt-no-one-but-yourself vantage. And this
takes time that right now would be better spent on making
another game. Maybe I'll keep that more in mind the
next time we make an adventure game.
As far as I can tell, there's no standalone version
of Peasant's Quest available for download.
Was there any particular reason for this?
Matt: Mostly just because of platform issues.
More testing would have to go into making sure it
would work on all machines and OSes. But in a
browser, there's a lot less variables. Plus, Jonathan
figured out how to let folks save their game so we figured
we just keep it in the browser.
Jonathan: If you have Netscape/Mozilla, it's pretty easy to
deduce the swf name and do a "save as." So those who feel
strongly about it can certainly save it to their machines, and
the savegame stuff should still work.
Your site had a loyal following long before this game came out.
How has the response to the game been?
Do you get the impression that most of your regular visitors
"get" Peasant's Quest?
Mike: As far as I know people really liked it.
I think most of the site's viewers have an
appreciation/nostalgia for old video games.
Matt: It's gotten a great response so far which has made
us all feel pretty awesome. We definitely know that fans
our age (late 20's early 30's) "get it." But it's cool to see
that younger kids just plain like it. I think retro gaming is
so prevalent and mainstream these days that younger kids
have a better appreciation for this type of game.
Jonathan: I love that as a frequent visitor of GameFaqs
that there are a bunch of reviews and walkthroughs for
Peasant's Quest up there. Another cool thing is that people
will quote responses to particularly obscure commands like
"dance" or "dan" with a bemused tone. I'll read the quote
and think "that's pretty funny... did I write that or did Matt?"
Matt can't remember either.
According to your website, you support yourselves
through sales of t-shirts and other merchandise.
When can we expect some Rather Dashing toys?
Matt: I wish. I'd want him to look just like he does
in the game, a little pixelized action figure. I s'pose you
could make your own out of Legos pretty easily.
Unfortunately, the turnaround on toys is a bit long and
pretty expensive. Peasant's Quest 8 would be out before
any toys got made. A Rather Dashing or 'Scalding Lake'
t-shirt isn't too far-fetched though. Man, now I really
wanna go make me a Lego Rather Dashing.
Mike: I don't know about toys. Maybe a t-shirt. Who knows.
In the weeks since Peasant's Quest came out,
posts on various message boards suggest that
2most aspects of the game have been figured out…
except for two things. What's the story with the naked guy?
And can that second-to-last inventory slot EVER be filled?
Mike: The naked guy is just in there to give people
something to talk about after they've won. I don't know
what the deal with that empty slot is. I hear tell of it, but
as far as I knew all the slots got filled. Maybe something
disappears after it's used? I don't know.
Jonathan: I'm too lazy to check but I think the
penultimate slot is the map. There are no points for
the map, so it's possible to get a perfect score without
that slot filled, which is perhaps the confusion.
The map turned out to be hard to find, I guess. Too bad,
because it's kind of cool and you can even print it.
Re: Naked guy: we wrote a detailed backstory, which we do
for all of the game characters. We have it all on disc
and we're going to license it to Bantam/Spectra for
novelization by some ghost writers. It'll be awesome.
Do you have any plans to do another adventure game?
Maybe a Peasant's Quest sequel?
Mike: I hope so. Jonathan's the one to ask. It was a
big project. I don't know if it'll be a Peasant's
Quest sequel, or maybe set in another part of the
Homestar world.
Matt: We'll definitely make another adventure game
someday. Probably not in the Peasant's Quest/Trogdor
universe, though. We'll pick another genre or maybe
make it featuring characters from our site.
This game took us 6 months to complete though,
so it'll be a while. Look for more arcadey type
games in the meantime.
Jonathan: I'm really excited about our next project;
we have some other genres to exploit/sully before we
return to the graphic adventure. But we'll be back.
Our sincere thanks to the guys at homestarrunner.com
for taking the time to answer our questions. If you haven't
already, be sure you go play Peasant's Quest today!
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BESTIARY
How to use a Bestinary...
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KERREK
How to kill-use bow--Tells you how to defeat the enemy.
Items dropped-Kerrek Belt---This show what Items you can get.
How to get killed-walk up to kerrek--This shows how you can get killed.
Weakness-SuperTime FunBowTM--This shows you how
to win easy.
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What's a Bestiary??
A Bestinary is also known as Monster Data.
It tells you information about every
enemy in the game.
And the best part is that they're easy to use!
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Jhonka
How to kill-You can't kill a Jhonka.
Items dropped-Riches
How to get killed-'yes'
Weakness-Kerrek
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Kerrek
How to kill-use bow
Items dropped-Kerrek Belt
How to get killed-walk up to kerrek
Weakness-SuperTime FunBowTM
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Rock
How to kill-You can't kill a Rock
Items dropped-none
How to get killed-get hit by the rock
Weakness-none
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Green Bird
How to kill-You can't kill a Green Bird.
Items dropped-none
How to get killed-get hit by green bird
weakness-none
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Sanctum Keeper #1
How to kill- 'Give MeatBall Sub'--Answer the question right.
Items dropped-Trog Shield
How to get killed- Answer the question wrong.
Weakness-Food
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Sanctum Keeper #2
How to kill-'Give Soda'--Answer the question right.
Items dropped-Trog Helment
How to get killed-Answer the question wrong.
Weakness-Drinks
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Sanctum Keeper #3
How to kill-'give pills'--Answer the question right.
Items dropped-Trog Sword
How to get killed-Answer the question wrong.
Weakness-medicine
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Trogdor
How to kill-You can't kill Trogdor
Items dropped-none
How to get killed
At Trogdor's posh lair, get too close to Trogdor
At Trogdor's posh lair don't answer Trogdor
At Trogdor's posh lair type 'talk'.
Weakness-none
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Hi. My name is GooberSD. I do many things including writing
Walkthroughs. I Also write Fanfics, and such. I read alot of fanfics,
and guides. I actually go on other websites to check which is better.
This Faqis definatley the best!I have written 6 books. Including
Kingdom Hearts, Dynasty Warriors 3, and Final Fantasy X,
Lunar Silver Star Story Complete, and Lunar 2 Eternal Blue
Complete. But I don't tend to post them.
What movies do I enjoy? Why of course the Lord
of the Rings Trilogy.(PG-13) And The Last Samurai.(R)
And Saints and Soldiers.(PG-13) And any other non
cheesy drama.
This is my first guide book for game faqs. I wrote it because so
many people struggle with Peasants Quest. This book
hopefully will help them beat the game and get everything.
It took a while to get everything for this guide.
-Goober SD
Email addresses
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pippin_evil_genius@yahoo.com
hobbit_hamster_dudes@juno.com
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I accept
Tips, and reviews and such.
Highlights.
Music from games and such.
I don't accept
*Pornography*
*Spam*
*Viruses*
If you send me any of the following *qouted*, you will be blocked.
QUESTIONS
Q:Did you know you missed a comment?
A: The one where you type 'wake up trogdor?'
Q: How do I kill Trogdor?
A:Type 'throw trog sword' or 'use trog sword'.
Q: What's up with the baby?
A: I don't know... I didn't make the game.
Q: Do you have a website?
A: No. I used to but I got rid of it.
Q: Why did you get rid of your website?
A: Because I felt like it.
Q:Why don't I see any other Faqs you wrote?
A: Because I don't post them!
Q: Who's Naked Ned?
A: The naked guy.
Q: How do I beat the game?
A: Um, ... I kinda wrote a Faq.
Q: How do I marry the baby lady?
A: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS GAME IS!?!
IT'S NOT HARVEST MOON! YOU CAN'T MARRY HER!!!!
Q: Why didn't you put a map in your faq?
A: Because I'm lazy. And I don't do maps. And I'm
busy working on other faqs! (Actually I'm just trying to beat
FFX in less than 24 hours.)
Q: How do I get the robe?
A: First get the baby and move the stone at the
mysterious cottage. Deploy the Q-baby.
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CREDITS
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Special thanks to:
Strong Bad for telling me to buy kerrek a cold one and
trying to become friends.
HomeStarrunner just for the heck of it.
My friend Zach for telling me about the game.
And Vidolectrix for making the game.
The Advisor
Nick34
Videlectrix.com
Visit www.videlectrix.com For music tunes and uh, crap
from the game!
~The End~
