Kingdom of Loathing

"If This Game Is This Good without Good Graphics, Think of It WITH Good Graphics"

Online games, my favorite way to unbored myself from being bored. There are many online games. But This One, OOOH It definitely takes the lead. It's really fun, not boring like RuneScape. Plus, it's ALL ORIGINAL, unlike Battleon and Dragon Fable. It's Really Fantastic. Unlike most online games, it's really different from other online games. It has totally new names, and it has a pretty good storyline. Well, lets just get to the points now.

Graphics - 6/10 - Ok... so the graphics aren't really that good... but hey, think of it with good graphics, it would be THE most played game in the world. Well, not really, but the graphics aren't to well. There colorless, not strait, and it's kind of like a kids drawing. (Look, even I! Can draw better then that) Although, these graphics DO add simplicity to the game unlike most which are very complex to do in the beginning, now to game play.

Game Play - 10/10 - SO MUCH FUN... This game should be the meaning of fun. I Mean, with stats called Musclness, Mysticality AND moxie points. I Mean, how much fun would that be. Plus, in the beginning of the game when you're making a character you can choose from many different classes. The classes include the fun pastamancer, seal clubber, disco bandit, accordion thief, turtle tamer and the sauceror. These are very good classes. Plus, the Money you use is called Meat. So very, very original. Now then, let's get to the story

Story - 7/10 - Eh... Not too good, not too bad. But still, a perfect land with great 'loathing' and then a bad sorceress comes and kid-naps the king. Now YOU, the adventurer has to train and become the greatest warrior ever, so you can defeat the sorceress and save the king. The classic good verse evil story. This is just like the neopets game. Which, personally, I HATE. Now let's get on to the community of this online game.

Community - 10/10 - Finally, a place where I can make friends. Unlike the Runescape community which is absolutely horrendous. This one is a top-notch system. There can be clans and forums, like most online games. But what separates this community from others, is how they divide the forums up and the chat system. You can choose from Trade where you can trade items, and you can choose Newbie, where it's all new people asking and answering questions. And then there's Haiku Chat, where you must strictly answer in Haiku Form (5-7-5). It's like this in the forums too, there's kingdom game play where it's all game discussion. Then Theres The lair of pretentious artists, where all artwork is sold, bought, made ETC. And much more. Well, now for replay value, the part that makes this game, the best

Replay Value - 99/10 - When you want to replay something, it means to play it again and not become bored. The question is, Can you replay this game without getting bored? The answer, is YES, YES, YES, YES!! You can play this game probably 100 times again, and again, and again, and again, and... Well... you get the idea. This game is never, ever, ever, boring. That's why I play this game, because unlike Runescape where its work, work, work to get a certain amount of money, in this game, its click, click YAY, FUN. Well now just read the rest of this.

Pay to Play or free to play?

Other wise known has P2P or F2P, where you either pay to play a game, or you can play it for free when ever you want. Well this game is 200% free. Not the free where you can buy more futures like in RuneScape, battleon, dragon fable and other online games. But this game is 200% free; you can play ALL the parts of this game for free.

In conclusion, this game is the king of all games. Its one of the best games I've ever played (Besides chrono trigger and The Final fantasy games of course) in my life and it's awesomely fun, original, and it makes you feel so happy. I wouldn't play any of those other games (Besides dragon fable, and maybe battle on) like runescape and neopets.

In Total, I Rate this game a 10 out of 10

Reviewer's Score: 10/10, Originally Posted: 11/21/06