Keystone Kapers

Flash! Harry Hooligan, notorious con-artist, thief, and all-around not-a-nice-person, has escaped! He is now at large and in the vicinity of Southwick's Emporium. At this moment, Hooligan is foiling every attempt to end his felonious freedom. On the scene is Keystone Kelly, the pride of the men in blue. Officer Kelly, what's it like in there? Oh, 'tis a cryin' shame! Shenanigans like ya wouldn't believe! Dastardly deeds that defy description! That rogue is hurlin' everything in reach! Shopping carts, biplanes, beachballs - everything but cathedral radios. Look out! It's a cathedral radio! Gotta go! I mean, to recover the loot and bust that brute!