Peek-A-Boo

"Not Fit For Human Consumption"

Dear I can still hear it mocking me. The cat haunts me. Mocking me. Eating away at my sanity behind every little corner. In order to fully describe this ''game'' I've got it running in the background. Oh I can hear it laughing at me now, but I can save you poor soul from this fate. If you're thinking about trying this game, DON'T. In the name of all that is holy stay away. I wish this game on no one.

I'll now go into the specifics

Graphics 3/10,

There is a block, and cat. The cat isn't half bad, but the block is still just a block, and the cat soon becomes the bane of your existence. It's very being soon mocks you, and makes you want to end it all.

Sound 0/10,

This consists of ''Beep-Beep, Boop'' to the tune of how you'd say Peek-A-Boo played over and over in quick intervals. Each one eating another little piece of your soul away until there is nothing left.

Music 0/10,

Three notes that repeat after each Beep-beep boop. That's all. Sometimes it doesn't it make it as far as three notes, but starts over anyways.

Play Control 0/10,

Play control? There is nothing to control!

Game Play 0/10,

I'm almost tempted to just write N/A here, but I'll tell you how to play. You stare at this screen as this cat pops out from behind its box or line. Each time it does it goes beep-beep boop, and the music starts over. You can do nothing to stop this but turn off the game. You can not do anything, but sit and watch. It never ends....It never ends....

Brain Washing Factor 9/10,

If you wanted to suck the life from someone, and then reprogram them, this is just the right thing for you. Just sit your person in question in front of a TV and make them watch this for an hour. At the end of the first thirty minutes they'll be a drooling sack of flesh. Exposure post this amount may be dangerous to one's health.

In short this game should never been played by anyone. Any child ever forced to sit in front of TV and see this should be given a badge of honor. Anyone who likes this should get their masochistic tendencies checked out by a mental health care specialist.

In short, run away while you still can and never look back.

Beep-beep boop.....Beep-beep-booop......Beeep-beep boop..... Oh dear god it won't stop......

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 06/12/03, Updated 06/12/03