Sonic Shuffle

"I want to give this a zero! PS-it's my first bashing Review. >: ("

Sonic Shuffle Sinning-
How can I say this without exaggerating..? I know! This game is dead worthless and is not worth, say how about, CRUD!!! This is a cursed game. Sega, I'm ashamed of you. Now to the reasons this game is being bashed.

What is the difficulty?
WAY TOO HARD! There are the four difficulty levels I give games: way too easy, too easy, just right, too hard, and way too hard. This game is impossible to beat. So beat up the game and chuck it out the window. The computer cheats, and the ''board'' will block you off, thus ruining your chance of success. In the mini-games, the computer always wins. In mini battles, they have you ''roll'' a card to get a higher number than the monster's card. I have a rating limit of ten, but gave this game a one hundred. You have more chance of winning the lottery than winning this.
100/10

What are the controls like
the controls are easy to use, from my experience. Bah, they're probably hard to use on everything else. Of course, even good controls won't save this so called ''game''. I really didn't get time to play the game enough to know enough, though. They're probably bad, but I'll leave it unrated.
??/10-NOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE WITH GAME, BECAUSE IT WAS SO BAD!

What is the plot like?
Like crud, that is the only thing its plot is like! Anyway, this games dumb plot goes like this: In a dumb place called Maginaryworld, home of some Shrine/Temple that has something called the Preciostone (dumb name, no?). It's shattered, and Sonic's group come to help... anger you.
1/10-They made it only to satisfy the people who think any plot is a good plot.

What are the graphics like?
There are beautifully rendered polygons, forming one realistic looking shape... In Sonic Adventures 1/2. In this, you have blocks that make deformed… uh…polygons? If this were in reality, it would be an alternate dimension without the laws of physics. the board's path bares similarity to an ant's nest; too complex to navigate.
2/10-These are no better than ( if not worse than) Genisis graphics!

What is the gameplay like?
I only tried one map, then returned it. It's that bad. You walk around the map by choosing cards to move, only to find out that the path is blocked. This is a the main reason I gave it a one. Gameplay and graphics are the two -special categories-. And this game SUCKED IN BOTH! It's just another Mario party rip off junk game.
1/10-This is not true gameplay!!!

What is the sound like?
Sound is okay, but the music is too peaceful for the turmoil that is going on. This is not the sound you should get from the Dreamcast. Summarized, it sucked.
3/10-They could get better with the Saturn.

Buy/Rent/Borrow/Throw out window in RAGE
Throw out window in rage. Or give it to someone you hate.

Summary

Difficulty-100/10
Controls-
Graphics-2/10
Gameplay-1/10
Plot-1/10
Sound-3/10
Don't get (in any way!).

Overall(NOT AVERAGE)
1

Excalibur, signing off.
Ten-four, Over and Out
See you next review, bye.
Blah Blah Blah Blah…

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 09/22/01, Updated 09/22/01