Review by Blaze gamer

"Is that a car or a stick?"

Welcome to the worse racing game on the planet may I take your order. How about our special cheesy graphics covered with mild game play and our low phat music and control all in one. Does that sound delicious or what?

Game play 3: Lets get real we all know what makes a racing game tick. Great control, awesome two player, side bets, great graphics, awesome cars, etc. All this game had was the cars. Nothing else, the fact that I'm still writing this review is a mystery. Enough with the jokes, I don't know what they were thinking, if they were at all, but the game play was horrible. The bests cars on the planet drove live ford's model T. Their were 6 levels and most of them were the city going backward. The rest were just cheesy play station circuits thrown in to keep the game from getting sued for putting out such a disgrace on dreamcast. Every law of physics is broken in this game. You can ram a car all 200 miles per hour and not lose a single mile of speed. The physics is all wrong. Even the cop chase mode was terrible. You think hunting down criminals would be fun, but game makes the experience shallow.

Control 3: Is their control..no. Its not every day you see a mustang drive off the road going 3 miles per hour. Well in this game you'll see it plenty and you'll kill yourself trying to steer your car. Jeff Gordon himself couldn't steer this mess if he wanted to.

Music 1: I can't remember as soon as I got it I turn it down so I wouldn't have to hear the torture tunes. Its like they want you to die!

Graphics 2: If you like play station one graphics you'll love the graphics. If you like having a dreamcast with better graphics than play station you'll probably throw up.

Replay 5: Their actually is some replay. You'll be so mad at the game for making you world class car drive so bad you want to update it with extra parts. After that... hello sock drawer!

Final words: Well their you go. Want any fries with that?
The total will be 12.99 yes that's right 12.99. That's the used version too. I used to love the test drive series too. Oh well maybe they'll they do better next time. If I were you I'd wouldn't even look at the game, nor less rent or buy it.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 06/12/03, Updated 06/12/03

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