BMX XXX

"This Game Gets Put Down Too Much"

This game aint no Tony Hawk, lets just say that and get it over with. But compared to the other BMX games like Matt Hoffman and Dave Mirra, this game is just the same. And this game is NOT for kids, lets say that and get it over with too. Its Nintendos first "dirty" game, unfortunatly its a BMX game. Not the best combination in my opinion, but its still a decent BMX game.

Gameplay - Again, this is not as fun as a Tony Hawk game. In fact I find BMX games to be less fun than skating/inline/snowboarding games. But compared to the other BMX games, this is more fun in my opinion. Some nice adult humor adds a nice touch. Like all skating/bmx games this game is both easy and hard depending on what goals you take on. I always find BMX games more difficult than skating games. The controls are just like every other BMX game.

Graphics/Sound - If you are buying this game to see "boobies" you are going to be disapointed. Yes, you can pop the top on your female rider. No, it dont look as great as you might expect lol. There are also real videos of strippers, but you can find more naughty things on late night tv. Seriously, they are not that big of a deal. If you are just buying this game to sneak and see boobies when mommy is not home it is going to get old and lame fast.

Play Time/Replayability - To me, any skating/bmx etc. game is ALL ABOUT replayability, so yeah you can skate around topless to your hearts content lol.

Final Recommendation - This game is worth buying for 2 reasons. 1- its dirt cheap now. if your an adult and want a bmx game, you might as well go with this 2- In my opinion this game deserves respect just for being the first Nintendo game to have nudity, both real and in the video game characters. I remember the big Mortal Kombat freakout- oh no they kill eachother, now kids will try to rip their face off and expose their skull so they can breathe fire onto eachother! Seeing Nintendo allow a game like this was just a notch in the history book for me. Its too bad it bombed so bad, I would like to start seeing some Adult games.

Reviewer's Score: 7/10, Originally Posted: 07/27/04