Zero Wing

"For great justice...'buy game'"

After a couple months of enduring the term ''All your base are belong to us'' you probably have wondered where this odd masterpiece has come from. Search no more! This is the source for 'great gameplay!!!'

*Gameplay* 10/10

I was throughly startled when I first laid eyes on this Jewel. I was throughly stunned at the marvel of the 'zig' fighter shooting bullets at the enemies. But most importanly, It's Fun. Trust me, you will spend hours
trying to destroy CATS and his evil minions. Truly an original work of art, I must say, and this game deserves a nobel prize for 'great gameplay.'

*Story* 10/10

Honestly, where does this game go wrong? Cats gives his evil message quite loud and simple: ''All your base are belong to us.'' When I first saw this marvel, a tear formed in my eye. I thought: ''INGENIOUS.'' Trust me, you'll have a blast and laugh at the great story and wonderful character development.

*Sound* 10/10

All your ''Top ten'' are belong to us. This game featurs state of the art sound, and much better than MP3 quality. You'll love the blasting, and the sounds of 'ZIG' flying through the air. Not much more to say, but: ''Main volume turn up''

*Graphics* 10/10

EYE POPPING 3-D ACTION!!!! Cats and Captain and Mechanic and friends are so lifelike and realistic. I was completely fooled, and thought the programmers included a video tape inside the game!!! And the main game, well the bosses are HUGE behemoths, and as detailed as the human genome. I actually thought the ZIG fighter was a picture on the TV, until it moved! GREAT GRAPHICS!!!!

*Replayability* 100%/100%

Yep, this game gets a perfect score! The moment I beat this game I said to myself: ''I'm going to play again.'' And you wanna know what? I did. I didn't care if the SWAT team was across the street, or missles flying outside, roasting the neibors pet. I continued to play. I was caught drooling while playing. Trust me, this game is 100% replayable, even though it has no multiplayer.

*Buy or Rent?* YES/NO

Don't even bother renting this game. Buy it. Can't find a copy? Give Satan your soul in exchange for it. Do whatever you can to get your grubby 'lil hands on this baby. I did. And now I have fifty years left in prison. It was worth it. Have fun, like I did.

Reviewer's Score: 10/10, Originally Posted: 06/13/01, Updated 06/13/01