Hard Drivin'

"God... just.... God...."

Hard Drivin' has to be the worst Sega game I've ever played. It also has to be the worst driving game I've ever played. Scratch both of those. It IS the worst driving and the worst Sega game I've ever played and trust me, I've played some reeeaal *winners* Read on if you dare though I must warn, just me remembering it and writing about it is causing multiple heart vavles clog and my brain is beginning to melt away.....

STORY: N/A
It's a racing game, what do you want? A hero and a babe in trouble? Go play an action game. Infact, go play almost anything and it'll be better than this. Yes even games like Cyber Sled PSX and Castlequest. Well ok, maybe not Castlequest cause that game is just crap. Maybe both Castlequest and Hard Drivin are spawns of Satan himself. I wouldn't doubt it

GRAPHICS: -666/10

Argh! I'm blind! Someone help me!! Yeah it's that bad. If you can actually stand the graphics in this game you are either A) Blind B) Dead. Everything, honest to God, looks like a friggin Lego. If you look at it for too long, your eyes will actually jump out of your head, and begin to attack you for making them look at it. You only have 1 view and that kinda like a ''bumper'' view. There is no detail because as you know, Legos have no detail. Hey at least Legos are fun.

SOUND: -3.50/10

Vroom. That's about all you're gonna hear. You may hear your tire ''screech'' due to a sharp turn but if you play this game long enough to actually MAKE a sharp turn, you should be shot anyways. Prepare to hear ''boom'' though cause you're gonna wreck alot. There is NO music either. Sad, just so sad.

GAMEPLAY: 0/10

The scores are really doing good aren't they? Well this game deserves it! Your car controls for crap and its boring as can be. You either pick the speed track or stunt track. Either track you pick, you WILL be bored. If you actually finish a track, please set yourself on fire as punishment for playing this game long enough to actually do that.

OVERALL: 1/10

The only reason this guys a 1 is because it makes a great chew toy for my puppy. With only 2 tracks, no real ending, 1 car to pick from, 1 view, crappy sound, no music and horrid control, this is certainly the 7th sign.

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 03/04/02, Updated 08/10/02