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Review by Dr Faid
"If this game were any worse, It would be bad..der than other stuff thatsbad."
By todays standards, this game stinks. Its, tedious, boring, annyoing, bad graphics, and much more. By yesterays standards, its aweome. But guess what? Its today, today, not yesterday today. This game is not fun. the only one they could get this game out to the makret is by putting it on a cartridge with 6 other equally bad games (save for Sonic and Golden Axe) and package it free with the system. You always know a game is terrible when its free with a system, this is true even today (cough cough xbox tetris cough cough.) So my question is, who would pay money for this as just one game, not even with 6 other games?? Not me.
Graphics: Its a genesis game, its not supposed to have good grpahics, its supposed to have bad 2D graphics that people 10 years later can yell at. By a while agos standards it may have been good, but now, its just jewels, its not anything special.
3/10
Sound: Ahhh, my head it hurts, god, this music is made to piss me off isnt it? Nothings worse then the sound of 3 monotonus notes playing over and over for 3 hours straight with little *bings* every now and then. Terrible. They shouldve just put in cool techno with those beeps and boops, not try to compose Beetohoven.
1/10
Gameplay: No matter what anyone tells you, this game is not fun. Dont try to reassure yourself that 3 stupid colored jewels falling form the sy is fun. Its just degrading, I thought this was a gmae, not jewelry store makeover happy hour. This is just annoying, Its boring, tedious, and not fun.
1/10
Control: I cant give this a bad grade. the control is perfect, you press A. A doesnt stick, it doesnt jam, theres no bad cameras, because all you press is left right and A. Theres no in-depth skill to playing this. so sadly, contorl gets a.
7/10
Extras: None. None. Nothing. dont expect a documentary (I expected one.) Its just the stupid boring waste-of-money game.
1/10
Closing: A lot of people may think Ive never played this game and am just bashing it, Im not. I play it with my family sometimes, Its not fun. I dont like it, Im not bashing, Im telling the truth.
Rent or Buy: If you can find a store with it in it for rent, dont. Rent Sonic or Taz: Mission on Mars.
Dont buy it, because you probably already have it. It comes free with the Genesis.
Total 2/10
Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 01/11/04
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