Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure

"Very entertaining and funny...if you're 4 years old."

Ok, first off, this is my first review, so be easy on me.

Ah, good ol' Boogerman. What better source for mindless toilet and snot humor can you find? Let's take a pair of tongs and pick this winner to see what it's made of.

Story: Hoo boy. The evil Dr. Stinkbaum has created some evil machine, and the janitor has to stop him. Goody goody. Didn't see THAT coming.
GRADE: D

Graphics: Not the best I've seen, but not the worst. the backgrounds and enemies look decent, but the whole game is pretty much very ugly.
GRADE: C

Gameplay: Your character attacks with burps and farts. He also flicks boogers at people. These are your forms of attack. If you're 4-5 years, you'll squeal in the sheer humor of it all, but if toilet humor ain't your thing(like me), you'll pretty much be either bored or disgusted. I was bored.
The controls are fairly easy. Boogerman doesn't jump as high as you would want him to, but he's not TOO bad. Also, your attacks are pretty much short range and your longer range ones are limited.
GRADE: C

Enemies: Well, the fist boss (Hick Boy) was the ONLY thing in the game that was remotly funny. Other than that, the bosses and random baddies were pretty much very lackluster.
GRADE: D

Sound: Ugh. That's all I gotta say. Ugh. Half the noises in this game are farts, burps, toilets flushing, and random squishing noises. There are some voices, but they are very raspy and awful. Boogerman sounds like your average ''I wanna be hip, phat, and cool' dad, and even uses the same phrases (''RAD!'')
The music isn't any better. It's very ugly sounding. Well, at least it fits the game.
GRADE: E

OVERALL: First I'd like to question the fact that this game is rated M-13. It's just that NOTHING in this game strikes me as ''offensive, just ''humorless''. Oh well...
Overall, this game is quite the collection of toilet and booger humor. It's very ugly in the sound and graphics area, and makes anyone who doesn't like poop jokes say ''WHY?! WHY TAKE UP SPACE WITH THIS GAME WHILE GAMES LIKE DYNAMITE HEADDY LAY IN THE SHELVES TO ROT!''. At least, That's what I'm saying.

FINAL GRADE: D+

Buy or rent: If you like toilet humor, then rent. This game is really too boring even if you DO like toilet humor. You'll pretty much be running around in circles throughout the level. If poop jokes don't float your boat, the AVOID LIKE THE FRIGGIN PLAGUE. You will be killed by this lackluster spacewaster.

Reviewer's Score: 4/10, Originally Posted: 04/29/04