Dual Heroes

"UTTER GARBAGE"

Playing games like this make me realize all of the problems that are wrong with the videogame market. This game sucks so hard, I could probably make it in about 15 minutes. This game has it all, from Atari graphics, to synthizer music. This is the absolute worst game I have ever played. Let's take a look inside the numbers.

Graphics - 0
Well let's see here. Umm, yes the game does have graphics. And yes, they are absolutely horrible. I've never gave a 0 in a catergory before but this reeks so bad I had to.

Sound - 1
I gave the sound a 1 because you can actuall laugh at them once in a while, unlike the graphics where you just shudder. Personally, I think the sound came recorded from a cheap Power Rangers ripoff show.

Controls - 1
If your still playing the game after you watch the laughable intro, you'll find that the controls are not much better, you got problems if you had a easy time playing the game.

Gameplay - 0
Hmmm. I never noticed that the Dual Heroes cartrage makes a good hockey puck. The gameplay is terrible. So is the artifical intlligence. I beat the first 6 characters without losing a round with nothing but the kick button. WHERE IS THE PEPTO BISMOL WHEN YOU NEED IT?

It's simple people, this game is terrible. If you actuall like to play Dual Heroes, then you need to be commited to the assylum. HANDS OFF THIS GAME!!

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 11/01/99, Updated 11/01/99