Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

"Boring, hard, and stupid."

The second installment in the Army Men series is a sure disappointment. With non-flashy graphics and boring gameplay, what is left to enjoy this game? The object of the game is so stupid also, it's like they are trying to copy Goldeneye 007 or something. I mean come on! Can't you do better than that? I dunno what else to say about this game except to steer clear of this travesty

Graphics 5/10

Bad polygons, horrible draw-in...what could be worse? You can't even make out the army men, they have no shape due to bad polygon usage. I mean comeon! Even Super Nintendo's graphics beat these! The landscapes: undetailed. Everything: undetailed and plauged by draw-in.

Plot 1/10

There really is no plot in the game except fight a war against the Tan army. You go around completing objectives that are pointless and boring, plus the selection of weapons isn't even any good! Oh wow, a flamethrower and a machine gun. Those are the only two guns they have! Believe me, it could've been better if the control wasn't so bad!

Sound/Music 4/10

There is no music in this game, I've never really noticed any. The gunshots and explosions sound corny too!

Control 0/10

The control shall receive no score since it is the worst part of the whole game! it is the most unresponsive control in the world. I have never played control this bad! It takes him like a minute to turn around and shoot someone. Very frustrating. Very dumb.

Replay Value 2/10

No way. There is no multiplayer mode, no secrets and plus the horrible control wouldn't make you ever want to deal with this game anymore. Stay far away from this game!

Overall 3/10

One thing I have to say about this game. SUCKS. Can you spell it? S-U-C-K-S! This game SUCKS!

Reviewer's Score: 3/10, Originally Posted: 11/01/99, Updated 11/01/99