WCW Mayhem

"Goldberg, Sting, DDP, Kevin Nash, Absolute Boredom"

Don't dare touch this. If you're even a WCW fan, don't dare play this. WCW Mayhem is EA's worst effort. After other great games, the sport game masters have a HUGE failure this time around.

Graphics: 3/10
OK, now people, Goldberg looks like a stupid idiot. Hogan looks like some crack-injected psycho. And the crowd looks like a steamroller! This is the cream of the crap in 1999. WCW fan or not, the graphics suck.

Sound/Music: 0/10
Some of WCW's best themes are missing or messed up thanks to the plaguing MIDI. Great themes like The Cat's and Disco Inferno's are replaced by the age-old Nitro theme from 1996 to March 1999. OK, like you want to hear junk like this?

Owning Span: 0/10
This isn't Nintendo 64; it's Spam. A can of Spam, just like junk mail. It's one to rent for a good night, then bring it back.

Overall: 1/10
WCW wrestling: Great. Games: Bad. At least this puts the J in Junk. Hey, and also, what in the world is DOUG DELLINGER in the game? I mean, can't you try Tony Schiavone? And get a guy called BOBBY HEENAN into commentary, and MENTION NAMES!

But still, if you love all the panned junk out there, go buy this with your $40.

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 02/02/00, Updated 02/02/00