Yo! Noid

"Don't listen to the other reviews!! Seriously!"

Seriously, these other people must have been paid by Domino's pizza or something, because this game is a debacle. Simply put, this game is a mockery to Nintendo's seal of quality and everything that it's worked for. It's a shameless attempt to make you want to eat Domino's pizza. To be honest, not even a bomb threat would make me eat Domino's pizza though. I downloaded this ROM from a website and seriously considered asking for my 15k memory space and time back. I know that I can simply delete the game from my computer, but it sends shivers down my spine to know that this game has defiled my computer.

Story - I'm not even going to give this a rating simply because a low enough number does not exist. The plot is an absolute farce to Dominoes... even though they really don't have that great of a name. Additionally, with pointless pizza eating contests, the game is disgustingly cheesy... kinda like Domino's pizza (no pun intended).

Gameplay - 4/10 Many stages have jumps that are insane, but it's the games mechanics that are at fault. The controls aren't that bad really, but they do not make up for the rest of the game.

Sound - this game had sounds? Oh, thats what you call that garbage. Nothing but bleeps and jibba jabba. Have you ever seen how TV portrays video games, mainly with annoying sounds and all? Little did you know that they were actually playing this game.

Graphics - -3/10 That's right, it's a negative 3. Basically, you are in an easter bunny outfit tossing a yo-yo at people walking aimlessly through a shameless life. I do find it humorous how all the ''area pizza eating champs'' also look like easter bunnies, but only in different colors (exactly in Mortal Kombat fashion with Sub Zero and Scorpion and such). The graphics have violated me as a person.

Difficulty - 9/10 I like games that are difficult, which this game is, but it's not good when the game is designed for little kids. Aside from that, the pizza eating contests involve virtually no strategy at all.

Replay Value - after you play this game, you forget what this word even means. Actually, you can use this game quite a bit still, it makes a great paper weight, but I would never let it be seen on my desk though.

Buy or Rent? I say they pay you for the lost time, mental anguish, and energy cells in your body that you've painfully disregarded.

I think I'm going to need a cold shower.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 06/28/01, Updated 06/28/01