M.C. Kids

"Ronald's got nothing on Mario"

The only reason I bumped this game's score up to a four is because of the great music, and hilarious way you die. Other than that, it is a headache to control those MC children. Ronald... Stick to making crapass hamburgers, abusing your employees, and refusing to come out of the closet 'cuz I know that clown is a homosexual and he needs to admit it.

Gameplay[3]
It is extremely difficult to control your... kid. It feels like you're fighting against lag, and you can't super jump unless you run a long distance, and you'll often get attacked by man-eating snails and slinkies when you're building up speed. Honestly, when you get hit by a snail or some other creature, don't go flying off the screen like these children do. Being touched by something sends them into fits or something. Does that happen in real life? No! That's why it's so funny. When a man gets shot, he doesn't go flying through the air or flying through the ground. It's comedy man! They do it real fast, because when you hear that bloomp sound these kids go flying. At least they had creative level designs though, and it was fun to see a new level, and find the secret stuff.

Sound[10]
I still remember the music. That is some good funk, so at least Ronald knows how to spin a good tune. The sound effects when you hit others with blocks and get hit are juvenille. All you'll hear is bloomp.

Graphics[9]
Excellent level designs, and pretty graphics for the Nintendo is what this game was made of. It was definitely a step up.

If only this game had tighter controls... McDonalds is a global empire with lots of money, and they made a game that definitely needed some tweaking. Despite having lots of money, strangely they can only afford to pay their employees barely a living wage. They approached this game like they care for their employees, caring for it just enough to keep it surviving. If you don't think McDonalds mistreats its employees and doesn't pay them enough, why do so many people quit for better jobs? M.C. Kids was another propaganda attempt and a poor one, but they won't try that anymore nowadays. They'll send that clown out to do their dirty work and control your children. M.C. Kids plays just like a McDonalds hamburger tastes- dry,small, slapped together, and lukewarm.

Reviewer's Score: 4/10, Originally Posted: 02/03/04