GameFAQs: Grand Theft Auto III (PS2) FAQ/Walkthrough by Shotgunnova

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FAQ & WALKTHROUGH ~by~ Shotgunnova / Patrick Summers __| |__| |__| |__
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WARNING: Game is rated 'M' for Mature, containing profanity, blood n' violence!
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I. CONTROLS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CNTR
II. TH' BASICS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THBS

Icons............................................................. ICNS
Radar............................................................. RADR
Transportation.................................................... TRNS
Failure........................................................... FALR
Shops and Buildings............................................... SHPS
Special Missions.................................................. SPCL

III. WALKTHROUGH & MISSIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WLKT

00) Give Me Liberty............................................... SCN1
01) Luigi's Girls................................................. L001
02) Don't Smack Ma Bitch Up....................................... L002
03) Drive Misty For Me............................................ L003
04) Pump-Action Pimp.............................................. L004
05) The Fuzz Ball................................................. L005
06) Mike Lips' Last Lunch......................................... J001
07) The Crook..................................................... MC01
08) The Thieves................................................... MC02
09) Farewell 'Chunky' Lee Chong................................... J002
10) The Wife...................................................... MC03
11) Her Lover..................................................... MC04
12) Van Heist..................................................... J003
13) Cipriani's Chauffeur.......................................... J004
14) Dead Skunk in the Trunk....................................... J005
15) The Getaway................................................... J006
16) Turismo....................................................... EB01
17) I Scream, You Scream.......................................... EB02
18) Trial By Fire................................................. EB03
19) Big 'N' Veiny................................................. EB04
20) Taking Out the Laundry........................................ T001
21) The Pick-Up................................................... T002
22) Salvatore's Called a Meeting.................................. T003
23) Chaperone..................................................... S001
24) Triads and Tribulations....................................... T004
25) Blow Fish..................................................... T005
26) Cutting the Grass............................................. S002
27) Bomb Da Base: Act I........................................... S003
28) Bomb Da Base: Act II.......................................... S004
29) Last Requests................................................. S005
30) Sayonara Salvatore............................................ A001
31) Under Surveillance............................................ A002
32) Paparazzi Purge............................................... A003
33) Payday For Ray................................................ A004
34) Two-Faced Tanner.............................................. A005
35) Kanbu Bust-Out................................................ K001
36) Grand Theft Auto.............................................. K002
37) Deal Steal.................................................... K003
38) Shima......................................................... K004
39) Smack Down.................................................... K005
40) Silence the Sneak............................................. R001
41) Arms Shortage................................................. R002
42) Evidence Dash................................................. R003
43) Gone Fishing.................................................. R004
44) Plaster Blaster............................................... R005
45) Liberator..................................................... DL01
46) Waka-gashira Wipeout!......................................... DL02
47) A Drop in the Ocean........................................... DL03
48) Grand Theft Aero.............................................. DL04
49) Escort Service................................................ DL05
50) Decoy......................................................... DL06
51) Love's Disappearance.......................................... DL07
52) Bait.......................................................... A006
53) Espresso-2-Go!................................................ A007
54) S.A.M......................................................... A008
55) Bling-Bling Scramble.......................................... KC01
56) Uzi Rider..................................................... KC02
57) Gangcar Round-Up.............................................. KC03
58) Kingdom Come.................................................. KC04
59) Marked Man.................................................... R006
60) Uzi Money..................................................... D001
61) Toyminator.................................................... D002
62) Rigged to Blow................................................ D003
63) Bullion Run................................................... D004
64) Rumble........................................................ D005
65) The Exchange.................................................. CAT1

IV. MISCELLANEOUS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MSCL

Vehicle Overview.................................................. VCHO
Import/Export Garages............................................. MPXP
Hidden Packages................................................... HDNP
Unique Jumps...................................................... QJMP
RC Missions....................................................... RCMS
Offroad Challenges................................................ FFRD
Rampages.......................................................... RMPG
Hideout Bonuses and Upgrades...................................... HDOT
Push-button Cheats................................................ PSHB

V. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . FAQZ
VI. CONTRIBUTIONS & UPDATES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CNTR
VII. LEGALITY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . LGLT

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I. CONTROLS [CNTR]
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L1 BUTTON --> /____/\ \_______| |_______/ /\____\ <-- R1 BUTTON
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DIRECTIONAL --> | |_ _| [SELECT] [START] [_] (_)| <-- CIRCLE BUTTON
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(L3) (R3)

GTA3 is compatible with any type of Playstation-brand controller, although if
you have an analog [DualShock] controller, its function can't be turned off.

Icons are little images floating around the city, on highways, by alleys in
the middle of nowhere...you get the picture. They'll help the player out in
a number of ways.

HEART
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Gives the player's health a boost back to full (100). These are found near
hospitals mostly.

BODY ARMOR
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Looks like a shield icon on blue background, this gives 100 extra health to
the player. When damaged, the body armor will decrease instead of the normal
health.

BLUE RING
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These often appear where a mission can be taken, designating the spot to
stand to begin.

WEAPON ICON
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A weapon will be shown in a colored light, which bestows it on the player if
picked up. Many weapons, from the pistol to rocket launcher, are shown like
this.

POLICE BRIBE
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Looks like a six-pointed sheriff star. Running into this will drop the wanted
level by one star.

RAMPAGE
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A blue-colored icon with a white skull on it, this allows the player to do a
special 'Rampage' mission that targets certain groups with a certain weapon
[such as killing Diablos with a flamethrower]. These often have two spawn
points.

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Looks like a red-and-white capsule icon. Running into this will slow down the
time [sort of like tunnel vision?] and gives super-strength. Punch someone in
this mode and they'll go flying, literally. It runs out after a certain amnt.
of time or if a car's entered.

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RADAR [RADR]
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The radar is always shown in the southwestern part of the screen. Icons are
as follows:

'N' Circle --------> Compass north
White Dot ---------> Current location
Pink Dot ----------> Destination [during missions]
Letter Icon -------> Mission Employer [icon changes depending on name]
Black line --------> Path that can be moved/driven on
Green House -------> Safehouse [savepoint & garage]
Telephone Icon ----> Payphone missions

Different color dots [green, orange, etc.] may appear during missions which
indicates new targets to search out.

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TRANSPORTATION [TRNS]
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There is many ways to see Liberty City in all its glory.

HOOFIN' IT
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Y'know, walking around on foot. This is slow as crap, but allows access to
some areas vehicles can't reach. Fighting enemies is also easier in this
mode [arguably] because it's possible to retaliate. Vehicles blow up when
fired upon too much, and it's a deathtrap if one's inside. Slow and steady
keeps the doctor away...or something...

CARS
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Vehicles that drive around or found parked can be stolen with the Triangle
button. Some cars may be locked however, while others may commence a mission
of some sort [like the Toyz Van or certain cars in remote areas]. Oftentimes
there are enemies who shoot, follow, or may hijack YOUR car in rare cases.

SUBWAY
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The subway allows fast passage to the next borough/island and has no gangs or
violence -- just speed. There are often only a handful of exits to subways,
however, which is a downside. The subway doesn't open until Staunton Island
[second area] is open, however.

BRIDGE / TUNNEL
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The Callahan Bridge connecting Portland to Staunton, and the Lift Bridge that
connects Staunton to Shoreside Vale are easy ways to get to the next island.
Each only opens after a certain point in the storyline though. There's often
traffic but no hoodlums.

EL-TRAIN
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In Portland there is an el(evated) train that allows for quick movement in
the area, but only appears on this island. It quickly becomes obsolete 'cuz
there are minimal stopping points and this industrial isle is the tiniest of
the three. No violence, however...

WATER
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Vice City and San Andreas [two other GTA games] would eventually expand on
this, but in this game, there are only a few boats to take. The bay areas're
blocked off to a certain point, preventing access to other islands' waters if
not opened [and even when they are]. Boats are slow and not that useful in
the long run.

FLYING
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One lightweight plane, the Dodo, can be 'flown' by the player. It's hard to
do so and only found at one spot in the third island's airport. Basically,
there's little reason to use it except as a challenge or sight-seeing.

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FAILURE [FALR]
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Failure comes in many forms, whether it's during a mission or accidentally
doing something wrong. O Death, let me count thy ways...

BUSTED!
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If you get a wanted level by the cops and allow them to knock you down or
forcefully pull y'from a vehicle, you automatically go to jail and pay a fine
to get out. All weapons and armor upgrades are confiscated, and the mission's
failed [if applicable].

WASTED!
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The protagonist has a health meter of 100 (by the heart icon). When this gets
brought down to zero, either through violence or explosion, he faints and is
ferried to the island's nearest hospital. All weapons and armor upgrades are
lost and the mission's failed [if applicable]

MISSION FAILED!
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There are a number of ways to fail a mission in addition to getting caught by
the fuzz or dying outright:

- Time limit expires
- Killed the target/hostage
- Destroyed a certain vehicle
- Let a target escape
- Skipped a race checkpoint on accident
- Spook-o-meter is filled
- Damage-o-meter is filled [bomb explodes]
- Glitch [such as No Purple Nines glitch] prevents completion

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Sure there are a lot of obscure buildings like the AMCO Building and whatnot,
but throughout the game, there is a handful of places that the player visits
time and time again. I'll list the island and districts where found also.

HOSPITAL
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If the character gets KO'd this is where he ends up. Ambulances and health
refills are often abundant here.

Portland : Portland View
Staunton : Rockford
Shoreside: Pike Creek

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Eightball is the friend who breaks out of prison with the protagonist at the
beginning of the game. He runs a garage that, for $1000, fits the car with a
bomb. When armed, the next person to ignite the engine goes up in flames. He
also participates in a mission or two now and then.

Portland : Harwood
Staunton : Newport
Shoreside: Pike Creek

PAY 'N' SPRAY
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When the law's on your tail, there's only one friend to turn to and that's
the garage that fixes the car's health and gives it a shiny new coat, making
the law enforcement scratch their heads as to how y'outran 'em. This costs
$1000 and works on all vehicles beside Emergency Vehicles [such as police
cars, vans, military stuff, etc.]

Portland : Red Light District
Staunton : Newport
Shoreside: Pike Creek

POLICE STATION
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The archnemises of all criminals have a spot of their own in each district,
and this is where one ends up if 'Busted!' by the bacon. Police cars [and an
Enforcer in Staunton's case] can be accessed from here.

Portland : Portland View
Staunton : Torrington
Shoreside: Pike Creek

AMMUNATION
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Where do you run when y'need a gun? Ammu-Nation! This friendly neighborhood
supplier puts weapons on the streets for low prices, and is an alternative to
finding hidden packages [a worse alternative, that is]. Ammu-Nations get
progressively better as each area's unlocked, but the previous ones don't
upgrade. Also, some weapons [M16, Rocket Launcher, Molotov, Flamethrower] are
not able to be bought through these means, 'cause there isn't one in Shoreside
Vale. [Notably, the Molotov/Flamethrowers are gotten for free behind the
police station, and Phil's Army Surplus store in Staunton has the rest...]

Portland: Red Light District
Staunton: Newport

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SPECIAL MISSIONS [SPCL]
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Available to the player in addition to the 65 normal missions, certain jobs
allow the protagonist to moonlight in different professions. In certain
vehicles, press the R3 button to start the moonlightin'. Missions end when
the time limit ends, mind you; finishing requests gives time bonuses.

TAXI
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In Taxi missions, the player finds targets, picks them up, and takes them to
the destination for a fare. There's a time limit going this whole time and's
a rather slow way to make dough. After 100 missions have been completed [in
any order], the Borgnine taxi is unlocked near the HEAD Radio building in
Hepburn Heights/Harwood.

FIREFIGHTER
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In a firetruck, missions let the player put on the red hat and put out fires
that plague street vehicles. The O-button is used to spray, while the right
analog stick controls the direction. When 20 missions are successfully done,
a Flamethrower pickup appears at the local hideout [this has to be repeated
in each new island to get the luxury, mind you]. I should also note that this
mode gives access to the rare Trashmaster and Mr. Whoopee vehicles usable in
the import/export garages. These 'trucks appear only at the fire stations but
may appear on the scene if something's on fire [with molotovs].

PARAMEDIC
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As an EMT, you find victims and take them back to the hospital -- easy stuff.
The levels gradually increase as you do better, though. At Lv 12, the player's
character can run without ever stopping. Ambulances can be found at any
hospital, and appear when mass carnage is around also.

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00) GIVE ME LIBERTY [SCN1]
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This walkthrough is mostly mission-based, and in fact, that's how the game is
90% of the time. I'll insert little 'vignettes' that give an overview of the
situation when need be [such as a host of new missions becoming available and
such]. Les' roll!

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After the armored car heist, 8-Ball and our protagonist will jack a nearby
car. Use Triangle to enter the driver's seat and the left analog/d-pad to
move around. A tiny map in the lower-left corner displays the destination,
a purple dot. Since the police aren't after the duo, there's no rush to get
there. The garage in the Red Light District is the destination -- pull into
the blue beam of light to get a change of clothes. The garage here will be
the player's hideout from now on. Saving advances the in-game clock 6 hours,
and the side-garage can store one car.

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Anyway... 8-Ball has a connection named Luigi, so drive to the next marked
spot at our liaison's club. A guy here then sends our esteemed ex-bankrobber
to pick up one of his girls.

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01) LUIGI'S GIRLS [W001]
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Jack a car and move to the clinic where Misty's located. Don't try any funny
stuff along the way, because the hospital is adjacent to the police station!
Let her ride shotgun and drive back to the club's front. Bingo bango, this
one's in the books.

...What? You thought it was going to be hard as crap? Wahaha... The game
suggests checking out the city before taking the next mission at Luigi's
club. Either option's fine, so long as yer learnin' the ropes.

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02) DON'T SPANK MA BITCH UP [W002]
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Apparently there's a new drug hittin' the streets called Spank and someone's
letting Luigi's girls sample it down by the harbor. Pick up the bat in front
of the club and bootscoot down to the location. Find the guy with an arrow on
his head, beat him senseless, then steal his Stallion for a ride.

Next up: the Pay N Spray near Luigi's club. This place gives the car a new
finish [neutralizes police warrants] and restores the car to its unbattered
glory. It costs $1000, but free just this once.

Step #3 -- stash the car in Luigi's lockup, across from the hospital grounds.
Shove it in the garage and leave.

Anywho, Joey Leone, son of a crime family boss, wants some action with his
favorite pimped-out girl located at the concrete park in Diablo Turf. Honk
the horn [L3 button] and pick her up. Drive to Joey's Garage en route to the
harbor area. Stop in the blue zone and meet the master of the house...err,
autoshop.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Joey Missions

Joey missions will have a Ctrl+F code starting with J, so you'll know who's
paying the reward. Let's finish out Luigi's junk first.

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04) PUMP-ACTION PIMP [L004]
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Some Diablo's crossing the turf boundaries to pimp extra territory, so it's
time to take care of this nuisance. Joey suggests getting a weapon 'round
back of AmmuNation [a weapon supplier] near the subway -- a white pistol icon
will now denote this location.

A red square will now appear on the map, driving near the waterfront. Run
them off the road [bash into their car] to flush them out onto the street,
then put 'em under yer tires. Might as well steal their uzi while there, huh?

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05) THE FUZZ BALL [L005]
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This is the first mission with a timer on it. Luigi wants wants to bring some
of his 'clientele' to the policeman's ball, and there's 5:00 to pick up girls
and escort them to the hall. The problem is cars only seat so many! You CAN
bring a van for extra seating capacity but it'll handle like crap, I'm 'fraid.
Four (4) girls are necessary to complete this mission, and there's a bonus in
it for our protagonist to the tune of $500 for each extra girl past that.

TIPS
ЇЇЇЇ
• Make sure you're driving a three-seater or better. Hauling around a lady
in an Esperanto, for instance, is going to be a dumb strategy.

• If you're having trouble making the limit [and, between you and me, when I
first played, this was an issue], collect the local girls in Chinatown
rather than drive around the city. Since this mission's the first real test
of city topography, play it safe 'til you're confident.

One of the Forelli brothers owes Joey money, and now it's time to collect in
a different fashion! He's eating up at St. Mark's Bistro and is going to get
a nice carbomb for an appetizer. Steal his car and drive to 8-Ball's bombshop
in Harwood. There is an eightball icon on the map, so it's not a search in
the dark exactly. Fit it with a bomb in his garage.

Now, CAREFULLY drive back to the destination and park the car where it was
previously found. If you get so much as a dent, you'll need to hit up a Pay
N Spray to fix it -- nothing less is acceptable. Park it in the correct spot
and arm the bomb with the O-button. Skidaddle and watch the nice scene. ^__^

TIPS
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• A 6:00 time limit is issued at Joey's Garage, so the player'll have to haul
it through this mission. However, as said, take it slow in the last stretch
or one may end up failing because of rushing. Obey the law for once, yeah?
Flipping the car and seeing it explode is also a way to fail, y'know...

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Payphone Mission #1 by Dogfood Factory

This isn't marked on the map, but as you near Joey's digs, there will be a
ringing sound [starting at 0900 to dusk].

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07) THE CROOK [MC01]
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Marty Chonks runs the dogfood factory and is planning to kill the manager of
a bank who keeps bumpin' up loan repayments. Enter the factory by the phone,
take the owner's Perennial, and drive to meet the "blood suckin' leech".
Ferry him back to the factory, watch some "striking" revelations and make
for the carcrusher in Harwood [marked on map].

Looks like one special batch of puppies will get food with a special sauce
in it. ^__~ If a new ride is needed at this time, break into the showroom
by Eightball's Autoyard and steal the Banshee.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Payphone Mission #2 by Dogfood Factory

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08) THE THIEVES [MC02]
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Again, the phone only rings during daylight hours! In an insurance scam gone
awry, the thieves Marty hired to break into his house are threatenin' to go
to the cops. Take the Sentinel inside Chonks' factory, pick 'em up in the Red
Light District, and return. They'll see our employer's point of view alright,
from six feet under...

Take the car to the Pay N Spray by Luigi's Club and return with it. What sort
of condition it comes back in is irrelevant, so long as it can move without
being pushed. =p

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09) FAREWELL 'CHUNKY' LEE CHONG [J002]
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Some small-time noodle seller is hawking Spank now, so let's spank him right
into the afterlife. If you need weapons, go behind AmmuNation which is again
marked on the map. Once a piece is obtained, head for Chunky's hiding spot &
shoot him dead. He has some Triad bodyguards with bats and guns, so be sure
not to let our noodlebrained target escape in the chaos!

TIPS
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• If you find yourself losing this mission because Chunky flees and escapes,
which isn't that impossible since no cars can go near him due to walkway
restrictions, try this one on for size. Southeast of Chunk's dot, just a
block away, is a Perennial parked by an alley. This is his escape vehicle!
Take it to Eightball's and arm it for destruction, then park it where it
was found. [He only gets in if in perfect condition, but what color paint
given is irrelevant -- use a Pay N Spray if y'mess it up!]. Park it where
it was found and approach Chunky from the north. He'll run away and then
a boom will be heard shortly after!

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Payphone Mission #3 by Dogfood Factory

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10) THE WIFE [MC03]
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Marty's wife is a big spender and needs to be...disappeared. She's at a nail
salon near Hepburn Heights -- use the Esparanto in Chonks' compound, pick 'er
up, bring her back. The disposal method this time is burial at sea! Move down
to Portland Harbor, park the car by the pier, and ram into it with another
vehicle to push it below.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Payphone Mission #4 by Dogfood Factory

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11) HER LOVER [MC04]
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Marty's wife was doing some marital infidelity, and her lover happens to be
a creditor of our factory-owner's! Use the Stallion by the dogfood plant's
main building and pick up the mack daddy, and ship him home. Let's just say
there is a li'l reversal of fortune this time around. Run over 'her lover'
for a shotgun, if you want.

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12) VAN HEIST [J003]
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There's an armored car collecting money in Chinatown, and Joey just has to
have it! It's the red dot making rounds in said district, but it doesn't make
them all day, mind you. Pick up a powerful car [firetruck, van?] and build up
its tolerance gauge by ramming and grinding into it. Since it's a federal van
any cops that witness the attempted hijacking will follow, building up the
wanted level to 2.

When the gauge is full and the guards bail, steal the Securicar and drive it
down to Portland Harbor where Joey's got a warehouse to store it. Careful on
handling 'cause it will be semi-damaged already.

TIPS
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• Know where any police-star icons are on the street? These reduce wanted
level by one star, and can help keep the fuzz off yer back...for a while.

• Police activity will degrade your vehicle's condition quite a bit, so it
will be in the player's best interest to switch vehicles at some point.
Don't worry; the target van doesn't regain health or 'win' if it gets a
little head start.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• [OPTIONAL] - El Burro missions from Hepburn Heights payphone

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13) CIPRIANI'S CHAUFFEUR [J004]
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Joey introduces our protagonist to a big-player in the Mafia neighborhood,
Toni Cipriani. He has some business to take care of so we're gonna drive him
around, y'see? The first stop is in Chinatown to extort cash from washerwomen
not payin' protection. The Triads will ambush so hotfoot it to the next map
destination, a restaurant in St. Mark's.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Toni Cipriani missions from St. Mark's restaurant

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14) DEAD SKUNK IN THE TRUNK [J005]
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Another one of the Forellis got whacked and is stuffed in the trunk of a car
near Callahan Point's cafe. This ride needs to be taken to the carcrusher in
Harwood, but it won't be easy -- two goons appear when the vehicle's entered
and chase our protagonist the entire way. For laughs, before you do away w/
the evidence, back up against a wall until the trunk's lid breaks off. The
dead bro is visible inside. ^____^

TIPS
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• Crushing the car is the only way to dispose of it. Destroy it...is a no-go.

• The best tip is pre-empting the chase, actually. You'll see by the cafe
there is a little offshoot of the pavement that leads into a tunnel, and
goes down by the waterfront. There's a car parked here with a driver in it,
and he's part of the Forelli Bros.' gang. Ram his car to draw the other car
out as well, and you can kill the two cars before even getting in the target
ride. Makes the drive a whole lot simpler. Be sure they're not near the
corpse car when they 'slode. [NOTE: You can't jack the brothers' cars.]

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15) THE GETAWAY [J006]
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A bank holdup's going down and Joey's given some of his friend's the word our
protagonist's a great wheel man. The job is to take place at 5:00 PM [1700h]
so it pays to get to the shop early to accept it. The car everyone's going in
has to be in good shape and a four-seater, too. In this case, the car one'd
want to get would be small and fast, such a taxi.

Anyway, pick the knockaround guys up at the St. Mark's safehouse and honk to
make 'em pile in. The bank is in Chinatown and, of course, goes awry. There
will be an automatic wanted level of 3, and all wanted stars have to be lost.
Hit up the local Pay N Spray by Luigi's Club and move to the dropoff. Win-win!

This is the last of Joey's missions for awhile. El Burro stuff can be done
at this time as well, if y'want, but Toni is the next 'boss' to do junk for.

TIPS
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• If the police wreck your car, everyone will have to go on foot to find the
next getaway car. Because of this, you may want to pick up some body armor
[such as the one down at the harbor].

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16) TURISMO [OPTIONAL][EB01]
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El Burro missions are available from the payphone in Hepburn Heights, near
Luigi's club. This first mission can be annoying for newcomers, because it's
an illegal street race! A fast car is needed to compete with the others, and
there's no better one than the Banshee near Eightball's Autoyard. Failing
that, a Mafia Sentinel or something can also work. The race starts near the
Callahan Bridge. First one through ALL checkpoints wins.

TIPS
ЇЇЇЇ
• Part of this mission relies on the player's ability to drive while knowing
the Trenton area fairly well. If you keep screwing up, trace the route out
of the mission and get a feel for the course.

• Handbraking [with R1] at highspeeds is dangerous and wastes time mostly.
Tap it and use in conjunction with the Square button for best effect. If
a lead is gained, press R2 & L2 concurrently to check the vehicle's rear.
If no one's in the vicinity, lazy, wide turns may be employed.

• The checkpoints are displayed on the radar and can be driven through in
any manner. Because the racers go through in one way, it may be wise to
take an alternate route to avoid unnecessary roughness and degrading the
car.

• The opponents in this race can be annoyances, spinning out the player's
wheels with PIT maneuvers and gaining an early lead thus. Starting off
slow and easing into it is recommended, just to keep up with the pack.

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17) I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM [OPTIONAL][EB02]
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Some extortionists are threatening El Burro's porn industry. The weapon of
choice this time is creamy, cold, and comes in different flavors: ice cream!
Let's redefine 'brain freeze', yo. Pick up the briefcase bomb near Harwood
to make the Mr. Whoopee icecream van appear in St. Marks' area. Hijack it
without too much hassle and park it down at Atlantic Quay, the harbor area.
Careful not to flip it en route, 'cause it handles like a cardboard box...

Move to the designated spot, honk the horn with L3 and leave to the street.
When the four members of the gang walk near the thing, blow it up!

NOTES
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• Mr. Whoopee icecream trucks are rarified to find on their own, so if you
want to save this one for import/export later on, feel free to gun down
the targets instead of blowing them up.

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18) TRIAL BY FIRE [OPTIONAL][EB03]
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El Burro's ride got wrecked by some lousy Triad vandals, losing some of his
irreplaceable memorabilia. Now it's time to rain fire on the gangmembers with
-- what else -- a flamethrower! The pistol icon marks the dead-end alley it's
located in, normally where a hidden package is.

Take up arms to make a 2:30 timer start. Twenty-five (25) Triads need to be
cremated within this time, and only kills with the flamethrower count toward
the quota.

TIPS
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• The flamethrower has infinite ammunition, so feel free to go wild. Don't
walk on any fiery corpses, however, or the protagonist catches fire also.

• The area by the park has gangbangers walking mostly alone, so head further
into Chinatown for more clusters. Enemies in the noodle mall area and the
street east of there often walk together.

NOTES
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• Triads will hate the player after this and will get aggressive if he's near
them. This may be annoying in the way of getting cars, collecting hidden
packages, etc.

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19) BIG 'N' VEINY [OPTIONAL][EB04]
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Some Spankhead's stolen some adult literature and accidentally left a trail
of it leading straight to him! Get in the Rumpo near the payphone and collect
the orange icons on the road, which are stacks of porno mags dropped in the
rush. For each one collected, the timer adds +1 second, so go fast but also
carefully -- this van ain't a speed demon.

When you get near Eightball's Autoyard, the trail leads up the steep street
to the St. Marks area, so don't lose too much time. When the next trail goes
cold by where the policeman's ball was held [near Callahan Bridge], go west.
The route meanders through Atlantic Quays en route to Portland Harbor. At
the very end of the trail, the crankhead is standing behind a van, and can be
run over.

With the stolen material back up for resale, take the van [the one driven
during this mission] to the new destination, XXX Mags. Go slowly because if
the thing explodes, game over, man! Follow to the destination and we're good
to go.

This is the last El Burro mission for awhile.

TIPS
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• Do this mission during the day, because at night, vision may be impaired
due to fog.

• The Rumpo has poor acceleration and poor handling -- thus it's important
to not overdo it. Most of the route is flatland, but the St. Marks area's
able to cause trouble by having downward turns which may flip or cause
the vehicle to spin out. Slow down in that area as much as possible to
avoid doing this mission over! Since midtown has traffic that's a variable
for time delays, this part must be done perfectly.

• On the way back to XXX Mags, avoid a cutacross through Chinatown. They'll
be aggro and not afraid to push the vehicle's condition into the red with
some hot lead. =)

NOW AVAILABLE
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• 'Turismo' can be repeated for extra money at Hepburn Heights payphone

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20) TAKING OUT THE LAUNDRY [T001]
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By taking out the laundry, we mean taking out the laundry VANS. Wahahah! It's
a pun, folks. Anyway, Cipriani's arranged for 8-Ball to help on this mission,
so drop by his autoyard and pick up some grenades! There are three vans that
are on routine drops, so once you find one, get out and 'nade them. After the
first one's dead, they'll be tipped off and the wanted level goes up. Hit up
a police bribe icon or the Pay N Spray to ditch the fuzz.

These guys ain't exactly speed demons, but you'll have to figure out the road
they're taking and cut 'em off. On long roads such as the one in Harwood and
Atlantic Quays, this isn't too hard.

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21) THE TAKE-OUT [T002]
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The Triads have agreed to deal, but it may be a ploy to shove a firecracker
up yer rear, so pack some heat before going to the rendezvous in Chinatown.
Of course, things go south pretty g'dang fast -- all three sides of the alley
become blocked with enemies and they want blood. If you parked a car nearby,
it's possible to run them over and be done with it; otherwise, shoot 'em like
normal. The man in the fish van gets out when neared, and he's the last one
to be buried.

Take the cash back to St. Mark's and it's all gravy.

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22) SALVATORE'S CALLED A MEETING [T003]
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The Triads are brimmin' with anger and it's time to get the major players in
one spot and discuss a gang war. Drop by Joey's garage to pick up the limo,
then get Luigi [at club] and Toni [at St. Mark's restaurant]. At this time,
some triad fish vans will attack and capitalize on the limousine's slowness.
The destination is Don Salvatore's place in the north, and is only a block or
two away, luckily.

Once at Salvatore's place, park in the garage and see some scenes. Toni will
be out of missions, while the don's are in play.

TIPS
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• Pick up Toni with the limo facing east for best getawayness.

• Fish Vans block the entrance to the don's mansion, but if you approach from
the east perpendicular street, the limousine will fit right through the
blockade and ease onto the driveway road. Approach from the other side and
everything'll get entangled; limos don't turn that well on tight corners,
y'dig?

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23) CHAPERONE [S001]
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While mob business goes on, our protagonist is stuck babysitting the don's
beautiful [pixel-faced?] daugher, voiced by Debbie Mazar -- annoying! Time to
get behind the limo's driver seat and ferry our princess around. First stop
is the spankpusher Chico, down by the Chinatown waterfront. He'll drop the
tip of a warehouse party by Atlantic Quays.

After a bit of rumpshakin', a two-star police level will be gained as the
narc squad comes to break up the fun. Hit up the Pay N Spray [or at least the
bribe between Chinatown and Hepburn Heights] and make for the mansion.

NOTES
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• There is a Cheetah [fastastic car] parked outside the club. You can steal
it and store it in your garage, but it won't save, I'm afraid.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Tony Cipriani missions

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24) TRIADS AND TRIBULATIONS [T004]
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Ooh, guest NPC shooters! It's time to take out some warlords, so let's get
right on it. Grab a three-seater or better and start searching out the three
warlords marked on the radar. One is out in the open, while another is found
at the blocked-off part of the market where one can only enter on foot. Bring
some body armor [by Portland Harbor import/export crane] for this stretch.

The third part involves stealing a Triad Fish Van [many are around Chinatown]
and infiltrating the factory by the Quays. You can't get in unless this
particular vehicle is driven -- they can be stolen all around Chinatown, but
I will mention they're not as abundant as when a mission /isn't/ going on.

Once in the factory, crush the third warlord to complete the mission.

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25) BLOW FISH [T005]
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Time to finish the Triads by making it rain mackeral, i.e. put their factory
out of business permanently. 8-Ball's made a dustcart [garbage truck] rigged
with a bomb. It's real sensitive, and the more things it hits, the higher
chance it may explode prematurely. Pick it up at the autoyard and move it
towards the fish plant. The timer is 2:30 and the quickest way to the target
it through Hepburn Heights and down the long road to the Callahan Bridge,
bordering Chinatown.

Once inside, park between the gas canisters, arm the bomb with the O-button,
and make for the exit. The timer reverts to :20 when activated, so there is
no time to mess around.

No more Toni missions -- it's all Salvatore from here!

NOTES
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• The hidden package found here does not blow up, and can still be obtained.

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26) CUTTING THE GRASS [S002]
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Apparently there's a rat with connections to SPANK and the mafia. Salvatore
thinks it's Curly Bob, a barkeep at Luigi's. Grab a ride and park in front
of the club until our becurled friend grabs a taxi. There is no designated
area to park, mind you, just do it around the corner, not in front of the
building.

At this time a 'Spookometer' gauge will come up as our protagonist tails the
mark. Get too close and it'll rise -- if it fills up all the way, mission's
a failure. If you get too far away, you lose track of him. So, find a medium
and tail the guy 'til he arrives at Portland Harbor.

After the scene where Curly Bob squeals, make him mud, err, blood under your
tires. He carries a shotgun so don't bumrush him on foot, yo.

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28) BOMB DA BASE: ACT II [S004]
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Good ol' Eightball says a hundred grand ($100,000) is necessary to cover all
the expenses here. This is the game's polite way of telling you to tie up
other missions and make some spendin' money. It's possible to have over 300k
just from mission completions, y'dig? Revisit our bald-headed brotha when he
has the base-bombin' boombastic bombs for our Cartel friends. He'll fork over
a sniper rifle. Hold R1 to look in the scope, and use Square/X-Button to
toggle the magnification. O-Button fires, of course.

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Make for Portland Harbor [pick up armor if y'want] and drive to the circle
o' light. The ship's crawling with Cartel, and Eightball won't go in until
the first shot's fired. Obviously, we need to get a good vantage point on
these suckers. The building y'parked next to has a railing leading up to
the roof -- use it.

Start by the two on the entrance ramp, then start picking off the ones that
lead further in. 8-Ball will duck down, but that doesn't mean his cover is
made of diamond -- you'll need to work quickly or our friend gets smoked like
a turkey.

TIPS
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• I know when _I_ think of sniper rifles, I think of headshots. Fortunately
for the players, it's a one-shot kill weapon in GTA3. Just aim for the body
and the slug tears up the enemy. No precise aiming [well...] necessary --
this also helps 'cause the snipe only has 30 shots in it!

• Those red barrels on the ship are explosive and can take out enemies near
them. This isn't /that/ great, but a quickshot helps.

• Don't do this mission in heavy fog/night, or the chance of failing grows
substantially.

NOTES
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• Make sure all missions are done at this point because the next one's the
last in this part of Liberty City.

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29) LAST REQUESTS [S005]
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Take a bloody car to the crusher? That's the follow-up? Well, it's more than
it seems, my fair reader. As you near the destination, Maria tips the player
off to a fine piece o' info: the car's a rigged deathtrap! Instead of driving
the Cheetah straight into hell, meet Maria at the new [purple] destination
near the Callahan Bridge.

After meeting up with Asuka, Maria's old friend, float the Reefer down to
the next destination, a dock in Staunton Island.

NOTES
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• For a much easier time, do your Firefighter/Taxi missions before this one.
It gets a lot harder when you're shot on sight. =(

A little overview of the situation now:

• The Triads still hate you and will shoot on sight
• The Leone family now hates you and their minions also shoot on sight
• The Callahan Bridge is now fixed and the two places are now connected!
• Also, the tunnel near Harwood connects to Staunton Island as well. ;p
• Asuka's told of a new hideout near Belleville -- four+ car garage!
• Emergency vehicles can be used at import/export garage in Portland Harbor
• Ammunation now stocks grenades, sniper rifles, AK-47s, uzis, and armor!

As usual, I suggest you familiarize yourself with the city and its landmarks.
It's not necessary with radar, but it definitely HELPS a lot. Head to Asuka's
apartment when you're ready to continue the 2nd stretch of the game.

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30) SAYONARA SALVATORE [A001]
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As a test of faith to the Yakuza organization, it's time to do away with the
old employer. He'll be leaving Luigi's club at [current time + 3:00] and it's
our job to make sure he doesn't return to his mansion alive. Here are a few
ways to get completion:

• Use grenades to destroy his car when it approaches the mansion. This works
better if (1) our protagonist is not spotted yet (2) something is blocking
the entrance, such as a firetruck [near Harwood]. If his car goes kaboom,
mission over. If you do this mission, lob the 'nades while standing on
something [car preferably] so that Salvatore doesn't make our protagonist
roadkill.

• Snipe Salvatore's head from the building directly east of Luigi's club.
This is where the deathtrap Cheetah was placed for 'Last Requests'. Use
the stairway to get rooftop access, but DO NOT jump on the ledge where
everyone can see you. Eventually the guards will block off part of the
sidewalk and Salvatore will stroll out -- pop a cap in his oldtastic face
at this point. ^___^

TIPS
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• As with any mission where a sniper rifle can be put to good use, I'll say
that it's a one-shot kill weapon. Just get the don in yer sights and fire
when applicable. Having played many precision shooter games (SOCOM, MGS...)
I have an inveterate tendency to only fire when the shot's on a head; this
type of thinking is unnecessary here.

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• Payphone missions from King Courtney [green telephone icon]

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31) UNDER SURVEILLANCE [A002]
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Hot on your trail, the Leone family is seeking vengeance for the patriarch's
death and spying on the Yakuza to find the assassin. This practically halts
operations, so let's play cleanup, hmm? There's a 6:30 time limit on this'un,
and the locations are as follows:

- Belleville Park [x2]
- Apartment balconies near Kenji's casino [x7]
- streetside van [x1]

For best apartment shots, move to the top of Kenji's casino. If you brought
a sniper rifle, recuse yourself to a far corner where the enemies' guns will
not reach and pop heads in safety.

TIPS
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• There's no real order, except doing the park enemies first [nearest] and
the balcony enemies thereafter. The van's rather easy to destroy if you've
prepared...

• SNIPER RIFLE. I can't imagine killing some of the highrise thugs with some
peashooter. Shell out the $10,000 for one and things will be gravy. Also,
buy some grenades to bomb the van which is just smart. The protagonist'll
always get the first strike in destroying them, FYI.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Kenji missions at his casino ['K' icon]

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32) PAPARAZZI PURGE [A003]
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A 'perverted voyeur' has been nosing around Asuka's apartment, and he's out
in the bay as the mission starts. Steal a Predator parked nearby [denoted w/
an arrow] and move in close to the boat. The O-Button fires the ship's guns,
but they're no good unless aligned with the boat. Eventually the boat slips
away in Portland waters, so there's no time to lose. Continuous machine-gun
fire is possible while accelerating, although if your controller's worn out,
the buttons'll have to be pressed extra-hard. Mine sure did, anyway.

NOTES
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• I've tried sniping the driver and it's never worked. This CAN damage the
boat some, however. Can anyone confirm a pure-snipe explosion?

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33) PAYDAY FOR RAY [A004]
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There's a crooked cop that needs to be met. Too bad his caution makes him an
almost unapproachable fellow. This is a 'payphone chain' mission like seen
in the movies [Dirty Harry, for one] where the player has to drive to parts
of the city, answer, and get the next instruction. There is a time limit of
3:30 here, so no dilly-dallying.

01) Payphone in Torrington [~1:00]
02) West Belleville Park [~0:40]
03) Liberty Campus [~0:35]
04) South Belleville Park [~0:40]

The hardest one is to Torrington's phone. Ignore the actual park grounds and
concentrate on the highway near there [upper, not the lowroad]. It may take
a little work, but the mission's doable. After getting to the 4th phone, the
timer expires and the player can meet Ray at the toilet block in the park at
his/her own leisure.

...Doesn't he kind of look like a young Jerry Orbach? :p

TIPS
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• Take something with good handling for this mission such as the Yakuza
Stinger that spawns near Asuka's pad. There's nothing that makes this
mission more annoying than lazy/wide turns that run people over, gaining
unneeded police attention.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Ray missions from S. Belleville Park's restroom

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34) TWO-FACED TANNER [A005]
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Asuka's uncovered one of her cops as an imbedded police officer, and now it's
time to clean his clock. His car was fitted with a tracer, which will lead
the player to Kenji's casino. There's another 'damagemeter' that fills up
each time Tanner's hit. Too bad this comes with an attached LV4 wanted level!
Do a drive-by on his face when possible, preferably when he's stopped himself
of his own accord [for traffic, etc.]

TIPS
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• Get a fast car [Stinger?] for this'un, because the police show up ASAP to
do PIT maneuvers and foul up the driving route. It's not recommended that
you damage Tanner with the vehicle, since it only does minor damage.

• There's no real easy way to do this, but a couple things help marginally:
waiting for Tanner to enter close to the Belleville area, and memorizing
the Pay N Spray location. No other icons appear on the map during the
mission, so that's the reason for the latter.

• For those that find this mission annoying, I was quite surprised to find
the mission pass even when I wasn't near Tanner. Reckon this is because
he was driving erratically and causing self-damage. Wouldn't rely on this
as a strategy, but it _can_ happen.

After this, only Kenji and Ray missions are available.

NOTES
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• There's no time limit.
• Even if you Pay N Spray the car, the LV4 wanted level returns upon hitting
the target.

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35) KANBU BUST-OUT [K001]
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To earn Kenji's respect and prove worth, breaking a valued kanbu out of the
police station is the next mission. Steal a cop car in your preferred method
[grand theft auto in front of cop, run him over, take ride?] and rig it with
a bomb at Eightball's Shop near the carpark by Asuka's house. There's an icon
to help navigate, mind you.

Next stop's the fuzz' lockup. It's recommended you ditch the wanted levels if
y'have any, 'cause they won't help this part. Pull into the destination and
pass through the gate [you need a police vehicle to do this]. Once in place,
prime the carbomb with the O-button and remove yerself from the blast radius.

Pick up the passenger and drop him off at the dojo marked on the map after
ditching the wanted level. This is a requirement as the dojo location does
not appear 'til the pursuers are gone.

TIPS
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• There's a workaround for not being able to Pay N Spray the policecar --
take another car and spray it instead! There are a couple junk vehicles by
the parking lot [Blista? Haha, these suck!] that you can use momentarilly
to get a clean slate.

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36) GRAND THEFT AUTO [K002]
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This mission gets name, of course, from the act of car theft. This time, as
a debt being repayed, Kenji has asked our hero to 'donate' some cars to his
friend. These rare models are all around the city and the catch is that they
have to be in mint condition to be accepted. There are only three to hotwire,
being a Stinger, Infernus, and Cheetah. Six-minute (6:00) timer!

Remember, the dark-red squares represent the marks and the purple square is
the destination garage.

TIPS
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• Beforehand, park a car near the Newport Pay N Spray to save some time. It
wastes the timer if you have to hoof it to find new rides, of course.

• Don't worry about the car's condition because it's right next door to the
Pay N Spray. If you do so much as dent it, the garage won't accept it --
only mint condition! A common mistake that someone may do is drive slowly
to avoid damage, when the remedy is much simpler. Just have $3000 in your
bank before this mission and it's good to go.

• If you failed the mission to steal one of these cars, that would be very
understandable. Note that all these cars can be found driving around at
some point, with the Stinger already available [and best car in the game,
IMO] and the others as rarer commodities.

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37) DEAL STEAL [K003]
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To fool some Cartel idiots [who already hate you, btw], it's time to disguise
oneself as a Yardie posse and do 'em in. Jamaican gangmembers all drive the
'Yardie Lobo' -- y'know, a long red, white-topped car with leopard print
upholstery. These are quite commonplace on the long highway north of Kenji's
casino, so the search ain't too far from home.

Pick up the Yakuza helper at the designated spot near Liberty Campus before
driving to the rendezvous point at the hospital parking lot. When the Cartel
get out to make the deal [after honking to begin], run them down and let the
Yakuza guy help out. After they're dead, collect the briefcase and destroy
the vehicles. Shooting the cruisers' front will catch them on fire faster,
mind you.

Deliver back to Kenji. Almost too easy...

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38) SHIMA [K004]
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The protection is paying up today, so settling the accounts for the casino'll
be no big deal... There are two briefcases to find on the sidewalks, but the
third guy can't pay because some gang cleaned him out. They're located over
in -- of all places -- Hepburn Heights across the river! The gang that took
the briefcase is the Diablos. :p

There are about five of them just standing around, so do some voluntary
vehicular manslaughter and take the case back to the casino grounds. Low risk
and low payout. <yawn>

Yardie pushers are all over the city, but mostly around the Liberty Campus
and midtown areas. If you stray too far into Cartel area, you'll be wasting
a bunch of time. When 'A Yardie is off the streets' shows up, it means one
of the available targets is no longer a...well, target. Run down as many as
possible! Eight (8) are needed to complete the mission, and there's a bonus
for extras, too.

This is the last of Kenji's missions for awhile. Now let's do Ray's stuff. :p

A dirty cop named McAffrey is going to turn state's evidence, which will be
bad for Ray. He's got a house near the carpark that needs to be torched. Get
some grenades at AmmuNation and toss them into the open window. This flushes
McAffrey out in a getaway car, and he heads for the street entrance. Bomb
him here or follow and do a drive-by, it doesn't matter.

TIPS
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• If you're unsure about some of this, don't park your car near the window
McAffrey's in! A poor throw may bounce the 'nade back and torch your ride!

• A good fallback I've found is to take a gigantic vehicle, such as a Flatbed
or Firetruck, and park it sideways by the entrance to the highway. Stuff it
up good [with an extra if you like] because this is the escape route the
cop takes 100% of the time. Then, just bomb the pileup and get rid of all
evidence!

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41) ARMS SHORTAGE [R002]
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Very useful mission, this one. Ray's old friend from the Sandanista days is
getting roughed up by some Cartel swine, and they're coming back for more
this time. Visit him in the mini-fortress north of the hospital and he'll let
you get whatever you need. There's a Barracks OR truck to drive, a tank that
has a powerful cannon, and a rocket launcher on some crates [jump on the
wall and walk up to it]. Lots of ways to do this...

TIPS
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• There is body armor by the crates, on the lower side against the wall.
• Handguns [Uzi, Shotgun, AK-47] are by our one-armed friend
• RPG and Molotovs on the crates
• If you can blow up the three Cartel vehicles, the hardest part is over --
there are just a couple more around the north part of the building that
need to be taken care of.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Phil's army-grade weapon store in this location [Shotgun, AK-47, RPG]

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42) EVIDENCE DASH [R003]
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A friend with exotic tastes [necrophilia!?] has some embarrassing photos that
are being driven across town, and need to be disposed of. To get them back,
we're going to have to ram the evidence car to make pieces fall out. Luckily
for us, they can be picked up without leaving the car.

After six (6) pieces have been collected, it's time to burn the car in some
way.

TIPS
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• Use a fast car for this mission, such as a Stinger, to outrun the cops that
show up [wanted level 2]. It helps that the prosecutor's car happens to go
in an area high in sportscar material, so you can switch halfway in between
and not lose a step.

• Remember that each piece of evidence has to be bumped out and collected for
the next one to spring loose. You can't drop all the evidence right off the
bat or anything.

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43) GONE FISHING [R004]
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Ray thinks his partner's a double-crosser and wants his ambitions sunk to the
bottom of Portland Harbor. Our target's a fisherman, which means this will be
another fishin' expedition. Steal a policeboat [Predator] near Asuka's digs
or the dock used in 'Last Requests' and pursue the lech!

The target's near the lighthouse in the first island's waters, so this may be
a long trip overall.

TIPS
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• It's possible to accelerate and have continuous machine-gun fire at the
same time, but if the controller's worn, these functions may not work as
well, thus endangering the mission's success. Hold them down firmly!

• Watch out for the explosive barrels he throws overboard. Run into a couple
of those and it'll be the player visiting Davy Jones' locker... [They float
for awhile after the mission's completed, as well!]

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44) PLASTER BLASTER [R005]
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Our hero screwed up somehow and all those explosions and whatnot didn't kill
a previous witness! A federal deposition is on the way, and he's being moved
from the hospital near Liberty Campus! The man's in an ambulance and there's
another damage meter to fill up! Once spotted, there's a wanted level 3
issued, so time's off the essence.

The man in a full-body cast will fall out onto the street at this point and
can be run over. If he visits the hospital again, it'll be for an autopsy...

This is the last Ray mission for awhile... Onto Donald Love!

TIPS
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• Why bother screwing with vehicles when you can buy an RPG at Phil's surplus
store and just nuke the ambulance in one go, knocking the guy out? It's a
lot easier, let me tell you what...

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45) LIBERATOR [DL01]
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One of Donald's friends is being held by Colombians in an attempt to extort
more money from the millionaire. Too bad they've got something coming and it
ain't monetary payback. Jack a Colombian gang car [Cartel Cruiser, the blue
souped-up cars that drive around the construction area] in order to get in
the place.

With a cruiser secured, entering the Aspatria compound can be done. Run down
all people [switching cars as needed, there are a few around] until the
grounds are clear. The 'Old Oriental Gentleman' is in a garage that doesn't
open unless the protagonist's on foot, so be ready to kill him; or, jump
right back in the car and mow our mean foe down. ^___^

The hostage is always in one of the west garages, even though other ones
can open and reveal enemies. Take him back to Love's building to complete.

TIPS
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• The Cartel already hate your guts, and if you bang up their wheels, they
will most likely flee. However, if you block their traffic route off with
something else, they'll stop and can be jacked like any other sellsword,
err, sellgun.

• If you find yourself dying in the crossfire, get some body armor and the
Cruiser beforehand to cut some time. Don't use a shotgun or you may hit
the hostage!

You might wanna keep the Cartel vehicle for the next mission, too.

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46) WAKA-GASHIRA WIPEOUT! [DL02]
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D. Love wants the Yakuza's waka-gashira [leader] to be neutralized to make a
good real-estate buy, and that means offing our mushmouthed friend Kenji
Kasen! Steal another Cartel Cruiser from the Fort Staunton area and go to the
multistory carpark to off Kenji!

He's at the very top, and all it takes is running everyone down or using the
drive-by option. Because people are going to be firing and vehicles mashing,
make sure the cruiser's in top shape -- use the Pay N Spray behind the
carpark to ensure this.

The suggested method of hit-and-running is approaching Kenji's position from
the north, running him over, then using the roof ramp to vault off the place
and down to the street. With any luck, the cruiser flips and explodes, at
which time the wanted level of 3 disappears automatically, too. Otherwise,
you'll have to dump the car after leaving the Newport area.

TIPS
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• Do not get out of the car at all or the Yakuza identifies you and finishing
the mission becomes but a dream!

NOTE
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• If you kill Kenji before finishing his missions, THEY CANNOT BE DONE AND
YOU CANNOT HAVE 100% MISSION COMPLETION! This should be obvious, but c'mon,
use yer noggins, please.

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47) A DROP IN THE OCEAN [DL03]
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Certain commodities are hard to import, and D. Love is having an aircraft
pass over the bay and drop those 'certain' things into the water. It's very
important to pick them up, so find a boat pronto. There's a 2:00 time limit
for this [scheduling conflict?] -- head down to Asuka's place and pick up
any ol' junker floating. The red dot is where the packages will be dropped,
and the yellow one is the plane.

There are six packages dropped in all, and the wanted level boosts up to 5!
Hurry and hit up the Pay N Spray by Asuka's house to ditch these clowns, or
it'll be a cold night in a cell for you. Then, it's a smooth ride back to
Love's condo.

A mission for Ray opens up at this time that requires access to Shoreside
Vale, but first, let's finish Love's stuff.

TIPS
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• Bring body armor! There's a good chance, at least by my observations, that
spawned cars [Banshee, Yakuza Stinger] near the waterfront may not bother
to show up! There's nothing worse than getting gunned down because the game
time is off. The car you drove up in is probably the one you leave in --
remember!

• The timer only indicates the countdown until the plane is in range. By
then, the player should have gotten a boat, visually identified the plane,
let it pass over, and started tailing it from behind.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• More Ray missions
• Access to Shoreside Vale via the bridge (^__^)

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48) GRAND THEFT AERO [DL04]
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The real objective was hidden on the plane all along, and D Love wants our
hero to pick it up from Shoreside Vale. Francis Int'l Airport is right off
the entrance road [either if you take the tunnel]. When you get there, one
boxtruck will have an arrow on it. Park your car where the Colombians will
not see it [their AK-47s will RIP it apart], and opt to pick them off from
afar with a sniper rifle.

When all are gone, get in the plane and find that the fuselage package has
gone missing! One of the vans outside talks about Pan-Lantic Construction,
which is where the Cartel hangs out. The destination dot will appear back
in Staunton Island, so go there.

Any entrance suffices because the enemy is packed in a little group by some
blue-walled fences. However, going into the fray that way's a little dumb.
The unfinished building near the maze gives a snipe spot, and the same goes
for the large fence surrounding the construction yard. Pop all Cartel heads
visible, and getting the package is a cakewalk. When the 'Take the lift to
the tower!' message appears, it's definitely safe.

Watch the scene and take the package back to Donald Love.

TIPS
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• Body Armor -- use it.

NOW AVAILABLE
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• Asuka missions now available again

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49) ESCORT SERVICE [DL05]
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Donald's latest acquisition is going to be authenticated in Pike Creek, and
our protagonist is going to be the bodyguard so to speak for the Securicar.
There's another damage meter as well, which tells how the lead car is doing.
Some Cartel hoodlums will assault a few times, so either flip their cars or
drive-by 'em. Be careful not to let them or your own vehicle damage the
Securicar, because it can accumulate damage by running into stuff of its
own accord!

Eventually, after reaching Shoreside Vale, the Securicar will pull into a
garage and this one's in the bag.

TIPS
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• L2+R2 shows the aft camera to see incoming vehicles. USE IT!

• Brings Uzis and a heavy vehicle that can withstand attacks. Something like
a Firetruck or Barracks OR [from Phil's surplus compound] will suffice.
Uzis are the best drive-by weapon, of course. The only thing to worry about
in this case is that the camera switches to first-person when the Securicar
enters the tunnel, so don't screw up.

• If you followed my advice about getting a large vehicle, when in the tunnel
it makes sense to drive in the middle of the two-way path. Since there's a
raised median, cruisers trying to move around you may flip themselves.

• Stay behind the Securicar at all times, and move into position to deflect
blows regarding

NOW AVAILABLE
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• D-Ice missions from Shoreside Vale payphone

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50) DECOY [DL06]
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Donald Love's friend has been surrounded by SWAT teams, and it's time to play
the part of the fox in this foxhunt. Drive to Shoreside Vale and pick up the
Securicar, acting as a red herring to make sure the Oriental gentleman gets
away scot-free. Three-minute timer ain't too bad, although there's a Lv. 6
wanted level the entire time!

TIPS
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• Drive into the tunnel area to get away from helicopters and any Rhinos
that may normally appear for backup.

• When driving in the tunnel, always be against the wall in the lane you're
in. This is helpful for pushing enemies over the divider and maybe flipping
them in the process. Eventually the place will get full and the fuzz will
make serious driving errors -- kinda funny, really.

NOTES
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• The game doesn't exactly hand you a bunch of Securicars naturally, so it's
not a bad idea to save the vehicle and take it to the import/export garage
in Portland ASAP.

Time to do the rest of Ray, Asuka, and King Courtney's missions...

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52) BAIT [A006]
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Catalina's got three death squads searching for our protagonist, and it's our
job to lead them to Pike Creak and let the Yakuza ambush them. All three of
the guerillas are located in Shoreside Vale. When neared, the vehicle will
trail the player's car -- pull into the Yakuza ambush zone and wait for them
to murder the opponent. Repeat this same thing for all three enemy cars.

Just be sure you don't get blown up for being next to one of their cars!

TIPS
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• Do it one at a time, and go straight there. Use R2+L2 to see where the car
is behind yours. I've failed the mission for leading the deathsquad person
around for too long, so being concise helps here.

• The player _CAN_ assist in the killing inside the compound. The Yakuza men
will eventually get mowed down, so you'll have to help out in some way. I
believe the mission fails if Asuka's crew all dies, so lend a hand, friend.

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53) ESPRESSO-2-GO! [A007]
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The Cartel has been using Kappa Coffee stands as a front to push SPANK on the
streets, and Asuka's had it up to here (^^) with their antics. Time to break
'em into splinters. There are x stalls around _all_ of Liberty City, so it's
quite a large-scale mission. Coffee stalls just have to be driven through,
and the 8:00 time limit [which starts when first stall trashed] is easy to
work with...assuming you're semi-familiarized with the city boroughs.

Portland -> 2 Stands
Staunton -> 5 Stands
Shoreside > 2 Stands

Anyway, start at the stand by Portland Harbor, hit the one in St. Marks, do
all five in Staunton, then the last two at the airport and hospital. Not too
hard, but one can certainly cut it close with the pushers firing back! There
may be a cartel vehicle that shows up near Shoreside, but it can be outrun
with ease.

Make sure to save afterwards. <whew>

TIPS
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• Don't rush for the first stall you see -- that starts the 8:00 timer at
once, and has the player at a disadvantage. I mean, Staunton Island is the
middle LC district, and that would cause backtracking. Instead, cruise all
districts to locate the stands and begin in Portland/Shoreside Vale so the
ride is straight through.

• To avoid the hassle of switching cars and such, use a rocket launcher to
destroy the stand. You only need 9 total, but bring some backups just in
case.

• If you're in a race against time and have to pick which route to Shoreside,
go through the tunnel. The bridge has a penchant for raising its middle
section, which loses around 0:30 of time.

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54) S.A.M. [A008]
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Missile time! Well, rocket launcher time at least. A plane is heading to the
Francis Int'l Airport, and we're going to circumvent port authority by taking
it down explosion-style! There is 3:30 to get to the boat at the small dock
near the blip, and pocket that RPG as well.

Drive out to the marker buoy and wait for the plane to circle and approach
from the E/SE area [it's the yellow dot]. Fire true and smack that bird out
of the sky, then collect the debris it drops. Hopefully it's all by the
water and such, because I've had one of the eight (8) pieces land on top of
the runway, which is a waste of time and also wastes armor because Colombians
are waiting there! To boot, an automatic 4-star wanted level.

Use the speedboat docked near the runway instead of the Reefer, and beat it
back to land. You know where the Pay N Spray is, right? That's one option
available, although the wanted level disappears when the construction site
lift is reached. Player's choice! [There will be a 'Ransom' scene after this
mission is done.]

The last mission in the game is available, but let's do the rest of those
optional ones first, eh?

TIPS
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• Body armor!

• If you find shooting the plane out of midair difficult, get onto the
runway and down it on its approach. Same effect, really.

• Park a car near the dock the boat starts at. This eliminates the random
factor of having to go through a sea of police cars and such. It's by no
means a surefire way to escape, but it's better than any alternative [save
flying a Dodo].

NOTES
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• Catalina mission available in Shoreside Vale

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55) BLING-BLING SCRAMBLE [OPTIONAL][KC01]
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King Courtney gives out missions by the payphone in Aspatria, the district
by the Belleville hideout and Liberty Campus. This is another racing mission
(*hears a million sighs*) but this one's different. There are 15 checkpoints
used in this mission, and $1000 is awarded each time the player gets one. At
least eight (8) checkpoints are needed to secure a win. Unlike previous
tasks of this kind, there is no clear path to get the checkpoints -- it's
very scattershot.

But, even with an Infernus and whatnot as opponents, the AI is crappy and
often sleepwalks through this.

TIPS
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• Use a fast car with good handling, like a Yakuza Stinger or regular.

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56) UZI RIDER [OPTIONAL][KC02]
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Courtney's men will pick our protagonist up for a drive-by spree leading up
to Hepburn Heights. They'll provide an uzi, thankfully, and also a Perennial,
unthankfully... Once there, it's time to drive-by some 'filthy Diablos'! The
stallions the gangbangers drive will attack, so if you need help, hit up the
Pay N Spray. All fighting must be done in the vehicle, and hit-and-running
is included.

When 10 are killed, return back to Staunton Island at the Yardie dropoff pt.

TIPS
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• After 10 kills, use the Pay N Spray because the people in Chinatown can
still capsize this mission if you take the cut-across.

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57) GANGCAR ROUND-UP [OPTIONAL][KC03]
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King Courtney wants the ability to hit up any gang's turf 'round his 'hood,
so he requires a Mafia Sentinel, Yakuza Stinger, and Diablo Stallion. These
are to be taken to the garage in a Newport alleyway... Near-mint condition as
always -- use the Pay N Spray to fix 'em up all purdy-like if need be.

No time limit, thankfully.

TIPS
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• Mafia Sentinels drive around the St. Mark's area of Portland
• Yakuza Stingers are always driving around Kenji's casino
• Diablo Stallions hang around the Hepburn Heights are of Portland

This is assuming you know what they look like. Sentinels are all-black, the
Yakuza Stinger is a red-and-white Stinger, and the Diablo Stallion looks like
the regular kind except with flames painted on.

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58) KINGDOM COME [OPTIONAL][KC04]
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There's a 'stash' in an old car at Bedford Point that needs attention ASAP.
There's a 1:30 time limit to get there, which isn't too hard to meet if y'
take the long thoroughfare along the seaboard. Once you find the beat-up ol'
crapbox of a car, enter it and see a note -- this was a setup!

SPANKed-up madmen will go kamikaze on your vehicle and try to blow it along
with yourself. They keep pouring out until the van itself is destroyed, so
use explosives to get rid of them. There's only a couple vans in all, but all
madmen must be destroyed as well to get completion.

Let's do Ray's last mission at this point, eh?

TIPS
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• Bring a rocket launcher [or grenade] for good times.

• From the street north of the lot, there's a small stairway that gives a
good [safe] outlook point over the place. You can fire without fear of any
punk blowing up on y'.

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• 'Bling-Bling Scramble' can be repeated for extra cash at Aspatria payphone

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59) MARKED MAN [R006]
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The police seem to have a vested interest in SPANK being on the streets, so
it's time for Ray to move to greener pastures. There's a 3:00 time limit to
get him to St. Francis Airport, and the bridge is under surveillance. This
leaves only the tunnel. There will be some enemies around here, too, but if
yer quick, they can be avoided. None are by the airport terminal, luckily.

Once Ray departs, he gives the key to his lockup back in Staunton. Be careful
going over the bridge because some lingering enemies may hold a grudge. When
you get to the garage, there's a bulletproof Patriot inside as well as a nice
ammo cache! Thanks, Ray, you will be missed. ^___^ [BTW, there's $10,000 in
there!]

TIPS
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• Take a fast car for this'un -- Stinger recommended.

• The tunnel entrance is by the hospital parking lot, remember. Certainly
out-of-the-way , but safe the entire way through.

• If you don't like the tunnel or have trouble making the time limit, it's
possible to go the bridge route. You'll have to snipe the enemies who are
standing there from afar, however, or they'll turn your gastank into an
IED pretty dang quick. This happens a few times down the way, and is NOT
recommended unless you're severely......wrong in the noggin. o_O

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60) UZI MONEY [OPTIONAL][D001]
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D-Ice missions are available from the Wichita Gardens payphone in Shoreside
Vale. You have to take the road near Cochrane Dam and go down the decline
road to the suburb. He'll want the Purple Nines in his neighborhood to get a
taste of a real drive-by. The targets dress in purple, obviously, so that's
how you see them. :p

Find a good car and the mission will start. Two minutes and thirty seconds
[2:30] to drive-by twenty [20] Nines. There will be Rumpo XLs that hassle
the protagonist here, and you _don't_ get credit for gunning them down...so
leave 'em alone!

TIPS
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• The Uzi used here has infinite bullets, so that's less restarting. ^____^

• Use a bulletproof car such as Ray's Patriot received during the Marked Man
mission. It can really improve the chances of success as there's no reason
to waste time bailing from fiery vehicles.

• There will eventually be a bunch of Rumpo XLs that jostel the vehicle you
drive...and I mean 4+! Think about taking a rocket launcher and blowing
them all to hell, 'cause it'll save time in the long run.

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61) TOYMINATOR [OPTIONAL][D002]
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With armored cars running SPANK on his streets, D-Ice is gettin' tired and's
got a mind to put these sissies on blass. He's got a toybomb truck parked by
the Wichita Gardens entrance street. These remote-controlled racecars drive
in the same manner as their larger counterparts, except when they hit the
wheels of a vehicle, they explode! Also, the O-button makes them explode no
matter where they are.

There are only 5 RCs in all, and three armored trucks as targets at:

- Lower Wichita Heights area
- Lower street of Cochrane Dam area, leading under bridge to Cedar Grove
- Shoreside underground tunnel [connects to many districts]

The one in the tunnel can be the hardest to get, but if you wait for the
driver, he'll eventually emerge.

TIPS
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• The remote-controlled car explodes when it's out of range, also. All of
the enemies are IN range, but don't try driving it to your Portland garage
or anythin'.

• When driving an RC car, there are no options to change camera angles, so
this gives impaired vision slightly. Always drive in the right lane when
possible; it's easy for a vehicle to accidentally trigger the bomb.

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62) RIGGED TO BLOW [OPTIONAL][D003]
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So punk jacked D-Ice's car and stuck a bomb in it. Problem is, all the wiring
is screwed up and it's tickin' to its end. His cred's shot if it goes, so the
job of diffusing it goes to our hero. Pick up his Infernus near the Wichita
Gardens safehouse and use the underground tunnel as a quick route to St.
Mark's district. There's a 6:00 time limit for all this, and a hypersensitive
'Detonation' gauge as well, which is basically a souped-up Damage-o-meter. It
really only takes a few wrecks to send our hero to the morgue, so be cautious
the entire way!

When the bomb's diffused, the timer ends [whew!] and the car can be taken to
Wichita Heights again. Make sure it's in perfect condition or delivering it's
impossible!

TIPS
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• In the tunnel, watch out for randomized lane-switchers!

• The Pay N Spray in the Red Light District bottoms-out the Detonation meter!
If you need the PNS in Shoreside, it's in a small lot south of the police
station [across street, not down backramp].

• The tunnel is really the safest way here, because the Mafia will screw you
over upon getting to St. Mark's' garage. It helps to keep the Detonation
gauge low, and this is how y'do it.

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63) BULLION RUN [OPTIONAL][D004]
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A Federal Reserve flight carrying lots of bullion smashed down at Francis
International, so D-Ice is commissioning our hero to pick up the litter and
drop it off at his garage. There's a 6:00 timer, and 30 pieces of platinum
need to be picked up to finish.

The problem is too much will weigh down your car's speed, so for optimum
excellence here, something uber-fast like a Cheetah is a good idea. D-Ice
recommends taking them in small quantities -- in fact, groups of 4 prevents
the police from catching on [but isn't worth it on principle].

TIPS
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• The timer only starts when you get in a vehicle, so if you really want to
save time (like really-really), walk up to the hospital district and jack
something fast there. :p

• For every five bricks within the car, a wanted level is gained.

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64) RUMBLE [OPTIONAL][D005]
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In the final showdown with the Purple Nines, D-Ice has arranged for his baby
bro to help out and take 'em down. Meet said sibling in the Wichita Gardens'
safehouse parking lot and pick him (and a bat) up. The rumble goes down at
the picnic area in the scenic trail at lower Wichita Gardens. There are a lot
of Nines here but only two of you! Heheh...

Anyway, ONLY BATS can be used to beat these fools [x9] up. Pretty simple as
they all walk right into range in clumps.

TIPS
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• Full health + body armor, obviously. There's both pickups behind the police
station in the Cochrane Dam.

• If you need refuge, hide on top of a car or something. Beware, though -- if
you try to let D-Ice's bro do all the killing, you can still get a failure
message about you not using a bat. o_O

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• 'Rigged to Blow' mission can be repeated for extra cash at payphone

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65) THE EXCHANGE [CAT1]
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The lone mission for Catalina is the game's final one. This does not appear
until $500,000 has been collected, however; remember, it's the money that'll
be used to save Maria in accordance with the ransom note found during Asuka's
last mission. Drive into the ring at the Cartel mansion in Cedar Grove when
ready to take this.

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To start things off, Catalina betrays you, takes five hundred grand and all
the protagonist's guns. She then sics her lapdog gangbangers on you. One'll
be dead and you get his pistol. Don't use it; instead, run to a Cartel
Cruiser and run over the opposition to take their guns. There's a 7:00 time
limit ticking here. A helicopter beckons our hero to follow, but there isn't
any penalty for sidetracking.

It's possible to return to your hideout and get your weapon stock back once
more, and even take the shortcut off the little hill right by the safehouse
to get in line for where the helicopter leads to: the mid-level area of the
dam.

Once you get to the mid-level area, explode the cruisers blocking the entry
point [or drive through] and proceed up the footpath. In the grassy part's
a sniper rifle pickup that is there even when not in a mission. Kill all
6-7 of the guard standing around. Remember, the sniper's a OHKO if it fires
true [it can't blow up vehicles, though o_O].

Climb up on the crate where one was standing and pocket his AK-47. Jump down,
collect the health refill icon, and kill the sentry at the second tower. When
you get close enough, a cutscene takes place where Catalina enters the copter
and starts to leave. Don't worry -- she circles the place a couple times [3]
before you fail. Plenty of time to poke holes in that thing. Watch out for
the flamethrower guy behind the Barracks OR that doesn't move, mind you.

When all enemies leading up to the helipad stairway are cleared, move up to
there and shoot the two enemies, one being a flamethrower. If you shoot 'em
from the stairwell, they won't even approach! Move to Maria and the mission
will be complete!

Make sure you stay until after the credits, though. There's a great electric
guitar solo to go along with it...oh, and playing the game's still possible
with the reaped rewards!

TIPS
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• YOU LOSE $500,000 EACH TIME YOU RESTART. Thus, load from a previous save
if the plan goes belly-up.

• Come into this mission with body armor for a slightly easier time.

• If you have lots of weapons at your hideout in Wichita Gardens, there is
ample time

• Watch out for the guy with a flamethrower behind the second Barracks OR
that _doesn't_ try to run you over.

• The red barrels explode and take anything near them down! Word, suckaz!

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• The Rhino [tank] is available at Phil's surplus store in Staunton Island.
This was previously locked but it's now usable for everyday use. Wheeeee!

Here's how I rank the vehicles, in alphabetical order. I use plus (+) and
minus (-) marks to denote the traits leaning to one side or the other. The
legend:

Speed : How fast vehicle can go
Damage : How much damage can take before exploding
Braking : How fast the deceleration is
Traction: 'Clinginess' to the road at high speeds
Handling: How great car maneuvers when in motion
Rarity : Based on finding car in normal play

Speed :
Damage :
Braking :
Traction:
Handling:
Rarity :

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Speed : Decent
Damage : Decent+
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent
Handling: Decent [for an EV]
Rarity : Common

The Ambulance is an emergency vehicle found most often in the hospital lots,
although they do show up from time to time when enough corpses have been made
on the street. They handle alright and can take a bit of damage to boot. They
are most useful for being the only truck that can do Paramedic missions, but
besides that, not recommended if possible.

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Speed : Great+
Damage : Decent-
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent-
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Common [Staunton & Shoreside]

I really don't like the Banshee. It's got great topspeed, but handles like a
cardboard box when approaching it, making it lose traction and spin out at
the slightest touch [more than normal]. Its handling isn't that great when
pitted against the rest, and its ability to eat damage is also substandard --
just drive through St. Mark's after completing 'Last Requests' and see how
many shotguns to the hood it takes to send this thing exploding. As far as
finding it in normal gameplay, they only drive around the 2nd and 3rd islands
and the tunnels between [although you can find a Banshee spawn near 8-Ball's
Autoyard 90% of the time, making this moot]. When only Portland's available,
this may just end up being the go-to getaway car, and it's great for doing
those menial Unique Jumps and street races, too.

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Speed : Poor+
Damage : Excellent
Braking : Decent+
Traction: Decent
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Rare

The Barracks OL is a gigantic EV-classified vehicle that is similar to a
Flatbed and used for military transport [which is why you can always find one
at Phil's Surplus Store in Staunton]. As such, it's topspeed isn't that great
but it makes up for that by being a great damage-eater. Because it won't be
used for its speed, its traction and handling don't suffer too much. Hope to
find one of these driving around? Hah -- they're awfully rare besides the
aforementioned spawnpoint. Driving other large vehicles seems to coax them to
come out, though...

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Speed : Decent++
Damage : Decent-
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent
Handling: Decent
Rarity : Rare

The Injection's an all-around ride and looks similar to a dune buggy with a
bit of overhaul work [and in fact, that's what Joey was tuning up during his
missions and why it spawns near Misty's house]. It's lightweight make doesn't
act as a detriment to its speed, and it handles well accordingly. Find this
thing in the wild? Doubtful. It's middle-of-the-pack, basically, and quickly
outclassed by the rides found in Staunton.

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BLISTA
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Speed : Decent-
Damage : Decent
Braking : Decent-
Traction: Decent-
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Common+ [Staunton and Shoreside]

The Blista's basically a soccer-mom van and should be skipped in favor of
something else if possible. It's pretty poor in most categories and handles
turns like its wheels are toboggans, sliding around even at decent speeds.
Portland's industrial districts don't seem to have much use for these, which
may be why they appear far more heavily in the following boroughs. Either way
it's something I'll express my disdain over.

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BOBCAT
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Speed : Decent
Damage : Decent-
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent-
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Common

The Bobcat is the 'Blista' of the pick-up truck world, and should also be
skipped. It looks like any two-door cab and often comes in ugly brown colors!
When you get at high speeds, this thing'll spin like a dreidel if you hit a
pole or railing. PIECE OF CRAP. They're commonplace all over, which is sad...

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Speed : Decent
Damage : Decent
Braking : Great+
Traction: Decent-
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Unlockable

The Borgnine is a special unlockable taxi [seemingly modelled after the one
Ernest Borgnine drove in 'Escape From New York'] one gets by doing 100 total
Taxi missions. It's pretty average as far as cabbies go, but gets better
braking as far as I've noticed. It's just a slightly better ride that happens
to be found only parked near the HEAD Radio Building in Harwood [Portland].

PS: You can identify the bus by its box shape. Its front does not curve.

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Speed : Decent-
Damage : Decent+
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent
Handling: Decent
Rarity : Rare+++

The bus is a less-modern version of the Coach, and may appear unpainted or
in some other ugly color. It's INCREDIBLY rare to see one in the wild; if you
do, take it immediately and deliver to the import/export garage because one
isn't likely to be around when y'need it. They do sometimes appear around the
Aspatria stadium in Staunton Island -- I drove a Firetruck and finally got
one to appear, if that helps. Besides that, they're basically junkbombs that
shouldn't be used in normal play.

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Speed : Decent
Damage : Decent
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent
Handling: Decent
Rarity : Common-

A cabbie is a slightly-less common version of the normal yellow taxi. It can
be noted because of its white-and-black checkerboard stripe along its longest
sides. They'll appear almost anywhere normal traffic goes if y'wait around
long enough. Average in most categories.

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Speed : Decent+
Damage : Decent
Braking : Decent-
Traction: Decent-
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Common- [Staunton & Shoreside Only]

The Colombian Cartel vehicle of choice, the Cartel Cruiser appears naturally
only near the construction site in Staunton Island and the Cedar Grove area
of Shoreside Vale. They look like dark-blue Patriots that have gotten boosted
up a bit. Their speed's alright but they handle like a Blista a high speeds,
which is why they should be avoided.

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Speed : Excellent
Damage : Decent-
Braking : Decent-
Traction: Poor
Handling: Decent-
Rarity : Rare [Staunton], Common [Shoreside]

The Cheetah looks like a sleek Infernus without a rear spoiler. As its name
suggets, it's FAST -- in fact, it's the fastest car in the game, hands-down.
However, with such great assets in that category, its traction, braking, and
handling all take a dive. If you need to do a Unique Jump, this is the wheels
y'want to jack. Besides that, settle for a Stinger. This vehicle doesn't show
up in Portland naturally [besides 'Chaperone' mission, IIRC], makes a couple
appearances in Staunton, and finally can be found with ease in the Pike Creek
and Cedar Grove areas of Shoreside.

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Speed : Decent-
Damage : Decent+
Braking : Decent
Traction: Decent
Handling: Decent
Rarity : Rare

It's a large bus except its front part curves down to the grill, and it's
got advertisements on the b