.i::::i,
                      ::,,,,,,i                                             ,
                    .i:,,,,,..i,                                         .:i:
                    i,,,,,,..,;                                        ,i:,,,
                  ,i,,,,,,..,r                                       :i:,,,,,
                 ::,,,,,...i;                                     .ii,,,,,,,,
               .i:,,,,,..,;:                                    ,i:,,,,,,,,,,
              ::,,,,,,..:r                                    :i:,,,,,,,,,,..
             i:,,,,,...ii                  ,,.             .ii,,,,,,,,,,,...:
           ,:,,,,,,,.,i                 :ii:::ii          i:,,,,,,,,,,,...ir.
          ::,,,,,,,,.,.,iiii.        ,i::,,,,,,,i               ,,,,,...ir,
         i:,,,,,,,,,..,,,,,,i,    .ii:,,,,,,,,,.i.   .i         ,,,...:r:   .
       .i,,,,,,,,,,                                     MMMMMMM ,,..,;i   :i:
       :,,,,,,,,,,  .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB8MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSMMMM   MM ...ii   ::,,,
      i,,,,,,,,,,, 2MW      M;     .MM      MM   8. MMS      MM .:;  .i:,,,,,
      i..,,,,...., WM       M       7X       M       M   ,   MM i. .:,,,,,,,,
      ;,......,,., BM   M   Mi  MX  BMMMMB   M   M   M   M   MM  .,,,,,,,,,,,
       r7;i;;i,.., BM   M   Mi      MM       M   M   M   M   MM .,,,,,,,.....
             ...,, BM   M   Mi  MZ  MM  WM   M   M   M   M   MM ,,,,,....,,,.
           :,,,,,, BM       M   W,  MM       M   M   M       MM ,,,....::,...
         ::,,,,,,, BMMMMM.  MMMMM   XM0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM      .:,...,,
       .i,,,,,,,,, BM       MMMMM,     MMMMZMMMMMMMZMMMMMMMMMMMMMZX7Z  ..,,,,
      ,i,,,,,,,,,, MMMMMMMMM   MMMMM      ;M:     XM       M   aMMMMM  ,,,,,,
      i,,,,,,,,,,,       MM        M       M   ,   M   X7; S       ,M  ,,,,,,
     .i.,,,,,,,,,,.      MMM   MMMBM   M   M   M   M       M   MMMZMM  ,,,,,,
      :.,,,,,,....,,,,,,  MM   M   M   M   M       M   r,, M   M   ZM  ,,,,,,
   ,i:,.,,,........,,,,,. MM   M   M   M   M   MMW2M   MMBMM   M,  WM  ,,,,,,
 ii:,,,.....,ir;i:.,,,,.  MM       M   M   M       M   M8  M       8M  ,,,,,,
,,,,.....:r7;.   ,.,,,.   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX MMMMMMMMMM .,,,...
,....,i7r:     i:,,,,,. MM.  .,,@M   M   MS  iMMMMM. .   aM  X2222r   .,...,,
,r;;rr.       ,:....... MB       M   M   M        M       MW        .,,,.,,,.
  .           .r,...,.. MMWMMM   M   M   MB  .MWBMM   M   MM .,,,,,,,,,,.....
               .;;;:... MM       M   M   MM   M   M   M B iM  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                  ...,. MM  :M   M   M   MM   M   M   M 8 aMa      ..,,,,,,,,
               ,i:,,,,. MM       M       Ma       M    B     Sr2ar.  ,,,,,,,,
             ,i:,,,,,,. @MMMB.;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;;.   7r ,M   MX ,,,,,,,,
           .i:,,,,,,,,.    0  WMS:,;7XSr   .rSW    8;Si  ;MM S r  M8 ,,,,,,,,
          ,:,,,,,,,,,,,.  2  @M7    :   7;   i  MMr XX B S 7   M  M2 ,,,,,,,,
         .i,,,,,,,..  .  B  WMa 7 ZW .: MM  Z ;M.     i2   0 aMW  M.        .
         ,:.,,,,,, .7.  8  @  r   Z  . 0  aZr    ZM  .MM7MMM0MM2 8Mr7SSS2a2;
         .;....,,, W rMZ  0Z B. MM0  aX  aMM.8WMMMW MMM  0S                 Z
          :ri,.,,, a. M  2M  B         XMM2   MMX           :0M. MMMMMMMMMM
            ...,,,  W . .M0  Mr.;MMMMMMM@  ;;       ;MMMMMMMMMM  MM        0M
           :,,,,,,. M  ,MM ZMM72MM2          i@MMMMMMMS       B  MM .,,,,.  i
           ;,....,.  aMMM              aMMMMMMMS          .,. M  Mr ,,,,,,.
           ,7ri,....       X:    SMMMMMM0.        .,,,,,,,,, ,B ,M  ,,,,,,,,,
               i,...ir: .,  8MMMMM0         .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. Si 2M  ,,,,,,,,,
               .r77r:   ,:.          .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..W  MM .,,,,,,,,,
                        .,...  ..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. W :MW ,,,,,,,,,,
                      :i:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.  WMM  ,,,,,,,,,,
                    :i:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.     .,,,,,,,,,,
                  ,i:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                :i:,,,,,,,,,,.....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
              ,::,,,,,,,,,,...:i:..,,,,,,,,,,,,...,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
            :i:,,,,,,,,,,...iri i,......,,......,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
          ,i,,,,,,,,,,....i7:    ;XX;;,....,ir7;i..,,,,,,,,......,,,,,,,,,,,,
        .i:,,,,,,,,,...,;r,           r7rrr;:   :,.,,,,,,...i;i,.,,,,,,,,,,,,
       ,i,,,,,,,,,...,;r.                       .:.,,,....:r  .:.,,,,,,,.....
       i,,,,,,,,...,r;                         ,:,.,....:;   :,..,,,,,....:i,
       i,........i7;                        .:i:,,...,;r. .::,,,,,,....irr:,;
       ,r:...,irr,                        ,i:,,,...:r;   :,,,,,,....irr:
         i777r,                         :i:,,....iri    i:.......,rr:
                                      ii:,,...,;r.      .7;:...i7i
                                     ::,....:r;           .irXr,
                                     i,...iri
                                      rX7r.

(Thanks to Asc2377 and THAguyINgta3)

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
                      Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
                          Platform: Playstation 2
                          Genre: Action/Adventure
                             Creator: Rockstar
                         Developer: Rockstar North
                         Author of this FAQ: A.K.A
                    E-mail: arminjewell(at)yahoo(dot)com
                         Version of the FAQ: Final
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=


===============================================================================
                       TABLE OF CONTENTS - SHORT VERSION
===============================================================================

1.0 Revision History
2.0 Copyright Information
3.0 Introduction
4.0 Basic Controls and Strategies
5.0 Story
6.0 Characters
7.0 Missions Walkthrough
8.0 Odd Jobs
9.0 Vehicles
10.0 Weapons and Items
11.0 Hidden Packages
12.0 Unique Jumps
13.0 Rampages
14.0 Locations
15.0 Radio Stations
16.0 Miscellaneous
17.0 Cheat Codes
18.0 Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
19.0 Credits

===============================================================================
                       TABLE OF CONTENTS - LONG VERSION
===============================================================================

1.0 Revision History
2.0 Copyright Information
3.0 Introduction
4.0 Basic Controls and Strategies
   4.1 Controls
   4.2 Police
   4.3 Asset Properties
   4.4 Non-Asset Properties/Save Houses
   4.5 Robbing Shops
   4.6 Clothes/Outfits
   4.7 Locations of Places in Vice City
      4.7.1 Main Mission Locations
      4.7.2 Side Mission Locations
      4.7.3 Asset/Odd Job Locations
   4.8 Requirements for 100%
5.0 Story
6.0 Characters
   6.1 Characters
   6.2 Gangs
7.0 Missions Walkthrough
   7.1 Ken Rosenburg
      7.1.1 AN OLD FRIEND
      7.1.2 THE PARTY
      7.1.3 BACK ALLEY BRAWL
      7.1.4 JURY FURY
      7.1.5 RIOT
   7.2 Colonel Cortez
      7.2.1 TREACHEROUS SWINE
      7.2.2 MALL SHOOTOUT
      7.2.3 GUARDIAN ANGELS
      7.2.4 SIR, YES SIR!
      7.2.5 ALL HANDS ON DECK
   7.3. Ricardo Diaz
      7.3.1 THE CHASE
      7.3.2 PHNOM PENH '86
      7.3.3 THE FASTEST BOAT
      7.3.4 SUPPLY & DEMAND
   7.4. Tommy Vercetti
      7.4.1 DEATH ROW
      7.4.2 RUB OUT
      7.4.3 SHAKEDOWN
      7.4.4 BAR BRAWL
      7.4.5 COPLAND
   7.5. Final Missions
      7.5.1 CAP THE COLLECTOR
      7.5.2 KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE...
   7.6 Extra Missions
      7.6.1 Avery Carrington
         7.6.1.1 FOUR IRON
         7.6.1.2 DEMOLITION MAN
         7.6.1.3 TWO BIT HIT
      7.6.2 Rock Band: Love Fist
         7.6.2.1 LOVE JUICE
         7.6.2.2 PSYCHO KILLER
         7.6.2.3 PUBLICITY TOUR
      7.6.3 Bikers: "Big" Mitch Baker
         7.6.3.1 ALLOY WHEELS OF STEEL
         7.6.3.2 MESSING WITH THE MAN
         7.6.3.3 HOG TIED
      7.6.4 Assassinations (Phone Missions)
         7.6.4.1 ROAD KILL
         7.6.4.2 WASTE THE WIFE
         7.6.4.3 AUTOCIDE
         7.6.4.4 CHECK OUT AT THE CHECK-IN
         7.6.4.5 LOOSE ENDS
      7.6.5 Cubans: Umberto
         7.6.5.1 STUNT BOAT CHALLENGE
         7.6.5.2 CANNON FODDER
         7.6.5.3 NAVAL ENGAGEMENT
         7.6.5.4 TROJAN VOODOO
      7.6.6 Haitians: Auntie Poulet
         7.6.6.1 JUJU SCRAMBLE
         7.6.6.2 BOMBS AWAY!
         7.6.6.3 DIRTY LICKIN"S
   7.7 Asset Missions
      7.7.1 Porn Empire: Steve Scott
         7.7.1.1 RECRUITMENT DRIVE
         7.7.1.2 DILDO DODO
         7.7.1.3 MARTHA"S MUG SHOT
         7.7.1.4 G-SPOTLIGHT
      7.7.2 Boatyard: Checkpoint Race
         7.7.2.1 CHECKPOINT CHARLIE
      7.7.3 Kaufman Cab
         7.7.3.1 V.I.P.
         7.7.3.2 FRIENDLY RIVALRY
         7.7.3.3 CABMAGEDDON
      7.7.4 The Malibu: Bank Heist
         7.7.4.1 NO ESCAPE?
         7.7.4.2 THE SHOOTIST
         7.7.4.3 THE DRIVER
         7.7.4.4 THE JOB
      7.7.5 Phil Cassidy: Gun Warehouse
         7.7.5.1 GUN RUNNER
         7.7.5.2 BOOMSHINE SAIGON
      7.7.6 Print Works: Counterfeiting
         7.7.6.1 SPILLING THE BEANS
         7.7.6.2 HIT THE COURIER
   7.8 Game Script
8.0 Odd Jobs
   8.1 "R3 Missions"
   8.2 The Arena
   8.3 Cone Crazy
   8.4 RC Missions
   8.5 Shooting Range
   8.6 Street Races and Stolen Cars
   8.7 PCJ Playground
   8.8 Chopper Missions
   8.9 Test Track/Trial By Dirt
   8.10 Beach Ball Game
9.0 Vehicles
   9.1 Cars/Trucks
   9.2 Motorcycles
   9.3 Planes
   9.4 Boats
   9.5 Vehicle Statistics
   9.6 Rare Cars
10.0 Weapons and Items
   10.1 Slot 1
   10.2 Slot 2
   10.3 Slot 3
   10.4 Slot 4
   10.5 Slot 5
   10.6 Slot 6
   10.7 Slot 7
   10.8 Slot 8
   10.9 Slot 9
   10.10 Slot 10
   10.11 Items
   10.12 Weapon Statistics
11.0 Hidden Packages
   11.1 Locations
   11.2 Directions
12.0 Unique Jumps
13.0 Rampages
14.0 Locations
15.0 Radio Stations
16.0 Miscellaneous
   16.1 Made Up Missions
   16.2 Fun Things To Do
   16.3 Glitches
   16.4 Statistics Page
      16.4.1 Statistics Page Example
      16.4.2 Statistics Information
17.0 Cheat Codes
   17.1 Push-Button Cheats
   17.2 GameShark Codes
   17.3 Miscellaneous Codes
18.0 Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
19.0 Credits

In this FAQ is a searching tool with numbers.  Just press CTRL+F to get the
search box in your browser and type in the number of the place you need to go
to so you can find the information you need.

===============================================================================
                             
                           -= 1.0 Version History =-

===============================================================================

Final – June 15, 2004 – Hello again!  I decided to update because no one has 
decided to listen to me and has kept sending in stuff to post!  (I also wanted 
to change the contribution name).  I also reformatted it to make it much easier 
to look at, section headers mainly.

Final - November 22, 2003 - Okay everyone, this is the last update.  From now
on I will not take any e-mails with stuff or with questions.  I reformatted it
and added some things and I'm finally done.

4.7 - September 21, 2003 - I added many more contributions, I can't believe the
number of contributions still coming in!

4.6 - July 16, 2003 - Of course, more contributions were added.

4.5 - July 10, 2003 - I added some more contributions and the much-requested
locations.

4.4 - July 3, 2003 - I added many, many more contributions, and the Radio
Espantoso script.

4.3 - June 28, 2003 - I corrected some format issues, hopefully this looks
better and it is easier to navigate this large FAQ!  I basically added a search
engine, which is explained.  I also took out the unnecessary ASCII art at the
top.

4.2 - June 24, 2003 - I added a couple new things, hopefully I can add more
soon, the main thing was another script! Thanks to BoredGamer for this script!

4.1 - June 18, 2003 - I knew I would be back.  Again, I just added some more
contributions to buffer the steady amount of contributions that people keep on
sending into me.

4.0 - May 12, 2003 - More than likely this will be the last time I update, but
for the sake of never being finished, because inevitably someone will give me
more, I won't give it a Final status.  Thanks to everyone who contributed!!!

3.9 - March 27, 2003 - I added many new contributions.

3.8 - March 13, 2003 - I added the K-Chat script, and a couple more
contributions.

3.7 - March 4, 2003 - I added the game script.

3.6 - March 2, 2003 - I added the script for Flash FM and contributions.

3.5 - March 1, 2003 - I added a script for Emotion 98.3, and I am looking to
get all of them soon.  I also added many contributions, thanks guys keep them
coming.

3.4 - February 14, 2003 - Happy Valentine's Day!  I updated the rampages
section because so many people e-mailed me on how to get there, so I did that.
Oh yeah, could I forget contributions?

3.3 - February 10, 2003 - Added some more contributions.

3.2 - February 6, 2003 - Added a whole new section on the statistics of
weapons, pretty cool, all thanks to Psy.

3.1 - February 4, 2003 - Updated some more stuff in the Rampages section, and
added some stuff in Unique Jumps.  Also added a couple more contributions.

3.0 - February 2, 2003 - I realized that there will not be a final version to
this FAQ for a LOOONNNG time.  Added some new stuff thanks to THAguyINgta3.  I
created a new section on my own, I need LOTS of contributions for this one,
please, contribute fun things to do or challenges.

2.9 - February 1, 2003 - More contributions, they are still coming.

2.8 - January 24, 2003 - I added the last thing my FAQ needed, information on
the rare cars, a new FAQ section, and some last minute contributions.

2.7 - January 22, 2003 - This should be the last version, and after you see
this, I will not accept any more e-mails.  I added the rest of the vehicle
locations.

2.6 - January 20, 2003 - I added some new information in vehicles and
locations.  I also got directions for the packages.  I will update a couple
more times for contributions and I also need to get the rest of the locations,
maybe some rare cars too.

2.5 - January 17, 2003 - I added information for the Arena, and a new mini-game
is added.  Hidden Packages on the to-do list.

2.4 - January 14, 2003 - Added a couple more contributions, I will work on the
Hidden Packages next, specifically the directions to each one.  I also added as
many GameShark codes as I could find, due to some demand.

2.35 - January 2, 2003 - Added some more contributions.

2.3 - January 1, 2003 - Happy New Year!  I finished the Hidden
Packages, and now all that I have to do is give you the directions.  I am
thinking of putting in car locations soon.

2.2 - December 21, 2002 - Did the Hidden Packages section numbers 1-50.
I won't be updating cause it is the holidays, so don't except any fast updates
past this one.

2.1 - December 19, 2002 - Finished the Locations section, added the Health,
Armor, and Police Bribes in it.  Pretty much done with the FAQ, just need the
hidden packages.

2.0 - December 18, 2002 - Finished the neglected characters section that I
forgot about for so long, and I added a glitches section, and finished that,
except that I'm taking contributions for it.  I'm having second thoughts about
the map, it would be too complicated and it would just confuse people.  I will
try my best to describe its location anyway.

1.9 - December 16, 2002 - Finished the unique jumps, added some more
contributions, thanks guys.  I also did some more stuff in the Locations
section.  More stuff coming soon, including those maps I promised.

1.8 - December 13, 2002 - Did the vehicle stats for the rest of the vehicles.
Also I added a really cool ASCII art at the top, check it out. Also changed the
TBC, made it more elaborate.  I started a new section called Locations, kind of
general.

1.7 - December 10, 2002 - Did the vehicle stats for the cars/trucks.
Whew!  Still got to do the other vehicles, coming soon.  Again, more
contributions, thanks guys keep them coming.

1.6 - November 30, 2002 - Finished the extra missions and almost all the odd
jobs, I still need to add some stuff about the Arena.  I forgot to mention I
added the rampages the last update.  My next big task is to sort out the
vehicle stats.  Oh, I almost forgot, I got many contributions again.

1.5 - November 24, 2002 - Finished some more side missions.  Changed the TPC a
little.  Added a lot of the vehicle locations, thanks to
Jamie Ivany.  Now I'll focus on the extra stuff.

1.4 - November 11, 2002 - Added some ASCII art, did some more extra missions
and many contributions, thank you very much for those.

1.3 - November 9, 2002 - Contributions again, got a HUGE contribution from
Gaius in the vehicles section.  Check it out its pretty cool.  It will be put
into better understandable information once I understand it. :) Got through all
of the Biker missions.

1.2 - November 6, 2002 - More corrections and contributions, finished the main
missions, and some of the side missions.

1.1 - November 4, 2002 - Added some corrections, added a section in the basics,
and finished the items.  New ASCII art.  A big update coming soon.

1.0 - November 2, 2002 - First version of the FAQ, created mostly all parts,
started the vehicles, weapons, cheat codes, characters, gangs, story, controls
and introduction, part of the walkthrough, and the cheats.  I will update the
walkthrough as I go through the game.  Did the ASCII art also.

===============================================================================

                        -= 2.0 Copyright Information =-

===============================================================================

This document is protected by US Copyright Law, and the Berne Copyright
Convention of 1976.  It is for private and personal use only--it cannot be
reprinted in part or in whole, or reproduced in any way or in any form (written
or otherwise).  It is a free document that cannot be used in any sort of
commercial transaction, including selling it or giving it away as a gift.  This
FAQ cannot be referenced, altered, or used by anybody (including webmasters,
publishers, and magazine staff) without my expressed written permission.  This
FAQ was created and is owned by me, Armin Jewell <arminjewell (at) yahoo (dot)
com>.  All copyrights and trademarks are acknowledged and respected that are
not specifically mentioned herein.  This document is copyrighted 2002-2003 by
Armin Jewell.

===============================================================================

                             -= 3.0 Introduction =-

===============================================================================

This is an awesome game.  Now I think this game had WAY too much hype about it,
it only has one city!  There aren't as many missions and things to do.  It is
sort of a mini-version of GTA3, but it is expanded.  You can now fly
helicopters; there are more cars, weapons, characters, and better graphics.
While it doesn't have the amount of gameplay that GTA3 does and it isn't as
groundbreaking, it is still a Grand Theft Auto game and that means it is
awesome.  Okay, a little information about e-mail.  I'm sorry if I can't answer
all of your questions because I have a busy schedule and I still will try my
best to update this FAQ as much as possible.  I probably won't know much more
then my FAQ says, but you are welcome to ask.  If I don't know, I will respond,
but I will simply say that I don't know.  NO HATE MAILS!  PLEASE READ THE GUIDE
BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS!  I will simply delete any e-mail that is answered in
the FAQ. Just don't do it and we will be all peachy.  Also, DON'T SEND ME SPAM.
Please, just don't do it.  Also before you send me any e-mails, the most recent
version of this FAQ will always be at this site, so look there for all your
information before asking me any questions about the FAQ from other sites:

www.gameFAQs.com

NOTE: *This FAQ contains spoilers, so read at your own risk!!*

===============================================================================

                     -= 4.0 Basic Controls and Strategies =-

===============================================================================

This is pretty much all said in the manual, but I will say it here for the sake
of my guide.  They are just some common sense tips about the game.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                 4.1 Controls
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

-----------------
Controls on Foot
-----------------

D-Pad or Left Analog Stick - Move around
Right Control Stick - Look in first person mode
Start - Pause
Select - Toggle camera view
X button - Hold to sprint
Square button- Jump
Circle button- Fire/Use current weapon
Triangle button - Enter/steal vehicle
L1 - Center camera
L2 - Change weapon
L3 - Crouch
R1 - Target lock-on
R2 - Change weapon
R3 - Look back

----------------
Controls in Car
----------------

D-Pad/Left and Right Control Stick - Turn vehicle
Start - Pause
Select - Toggle camera view
X button - Accelerate
Square button - Reverse/Stop if moving
Circle button - Drive-by
Triangle button - Exit vehicle/Bail
L1 - Change radio station
L2 - Look left/Stick gun out the window
L3 - Horn
R1 - Handbrake
R2 - Look right/Stick gun out the window
R3 - Side missions (if applicable)


--------------------------------
Controls in Helicopter or Plane
--------------------------------

Control Stick/D-Pad Up - Move forward
Control Stick/D-Pad Down - Move backward
X button - Accelerate/Gain height
Square button - Decrease altitude
Circle button - Fire attached gun (if applicable)
Triangle button - Suicide bail
L2 - Turn right, hold to spin
R2 - Turn left, hold to spin

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                  4.2 Police
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Many people consider them as regular police.  Well, I am here to prove you
wrong.  They are their own gang against you in this game.  If you don't piss
them off they don't do anything.  But if you do piss them off, their whole
army, literally, will come after you.

-One Star * - This means you have pissed them off slightly.  This occurs if you
run into them, kill a person walking on the street; steal a car right in front
of them, nothing big.  Get rid of it by hiding, or just driving around.

-Two Stars ** - This means you either got in trouble and pushed your luck with
the cops, or you ran one over.  Running over a cop, and killing it mind you,
will automatically give you 2 stars!  Not good, don't do it unless you want
cops on your tail.  To get rid of it, get to the Pay n' Spray or find a police
bribe to get it down to one star, and see above for information on that.

-Three Stars *** - Uh oh.  You better start running.  Helicopters will come
after you; countless cop cars will fly at you, even roadblocks will be set up.
This is a compilation of things and it only happens unless you either want it
to or for some reason like to run over a lot of people including cops.  GET to
a PAY N' SPRAY!

-Four Stars **** - I got just one simple word.  Run.  In a car though.  Now you
will have the SWAT team on your butt and helicopters all around and cars and
enforcers...it is not pretty.  Usually you get this if you shoot a helicopter
down.  Pay N' Spray anybody?

-Five Stars ***** - Now you are asking for it.  Getting this far is tough
anyway, now try to survive.  Good luck!  Everything except a tank will after
you for whatever horrendous things you have done.  You must get to a Pay N'
Spray or you are going to die my friend!

-Six Stars ****** - This is suicide.  Now tanks will come after you, shooting
you and trying to run over you.  If you know from GTA 3, if the tank touches
you, you will explode!  Obviously the missiles will make you explode also.  I
highly doubt you will survive.  Pay N' Spray right away. (That rhymed!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              4.3 Asset Properties
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can purchase Asset Properties after Tommy's "Shakedown" mission.
These are places in Vice City you can purchase and gain revenue.  There are
many other benefits of this, as well as the fact of getting 100% in the game.
Here are the properties.  I have had SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many e-mails
about this so I will address it here since that's where people look I guess.
To get the final missions, you need to buy 5 out of these 8 assets.  Then you
need to complete all of their missions.  I hope this is clear.

-Boatyard
Cost: $10,000
Location: Viceport
Revenue: Revenue is gained after you complete the mission "Checkpoint
Charlie."  Generates a maximum of $2,000 a day.
Benefits: Free boats

-Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory
Cost: $20,000
Location: Little Haiti
Revenue: Complete "Distribution" to get maximum revenue of $3,000.
Benefits: Ice Cream Delivery Missions

-Kaufman Cabs
Cost: $40,000
Location: Little Haiti
Revenue: $5,000 max per day
Benefits: 3 extra Kaufman taxi missions

-Car Showroom
Cost: $50,000
Location: Little Havana
Revenue: $9,000 max per day
Benefits: Pay N' Spray (not free thanks to JRCbase), Save House, 4 garages, and
VC racer missions.
More Information: To get more maximum income, you can keep on getting cars on
the list and you also get a new car everytime you complete a list.  (Thanks to
Kevin)

-Print Works
Cost: $70,000
Location: Little Haiti
Revenue: $8,000 after missions completed
Benefits: Missions (VERY IMPORTANT!  Completing these will allow your revenue
of this place and to complete the main story missions)

-Film Studio
Cost: $60,000
Location: Prawn Island
Revenue: $7,000 max after missions are completed
Benefits: You gain access to the seaplane only when you have had the studios
for more than a week. (Thanks to ACJPaton)

-The Malibu
Cost: $120,000
Location: Vice Point
Revenue: $10,000 max per day
Benefits: Extra Missions.  Thanks to Tony Antora for verification.

-Pole Position
Cost: $30,000 ($600 dollars more to gain max revenue)
Location: Ocean Beach
Revenue: After you spend an additional $600 (You have to stay in the room with
the stripper for about 6 minutes because it takes 5 dollars every 3 seconds
remember you have to spend 600, thanks to Brenden
Edwards) $4,000 max per day. If you consistently go in and out of the first
room, the dancers will cycle through multiple dancers, including the white hat
chick, and some girl in red lace (Contributed by Cory
Brown) You don't have to spend the 600 bucks all at once, I was in the back
room for a while and I thought I was in there for the right amount of time, so
I left and it didn't say anything, then I went back in, and hit x accidentally,
then it said I get my revenue.  (Thanks to TimDaQB14)
Benefits: ...I think you know what the benefits are of a strip club.
More Information: If you spend another 1000 bucks there, you will yet again
increase your income there.  (Thanks to Kevin)

Some additional tips from nick
------------------------------
Here's a tip you might want to put in your guide, is you own property like the
Vercetti estate or the strip club or anything else that will make you money,
save several times then check the places that will make you money, it'll have
like 10,000 dollars there or more depending how many times you saved.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                      4.4 Non-Asset Properties/Save Houses
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These are also properties you can buy, but they aren't profitable.
They are used as save points.  I think it is pretty cool to have multiple save
points.  I will list their price, location, number of garages/helipads and
name.

-Elswanko Casa
Location: Vice Point, south of the North Point mall and east of the
Leaf Links North Island.
Features: 1 garage
Price: $8,000

-Links View Apartments
Location: East of Leaf Links Island and west of the police station
Features: 1 garage
Price: $6,000

-Ocean Heights
Location: Farthest south in Ocean Beach
Features: 1 garage
Price: $7,000

-Hyman Condo
Location: One block east of Hyman Memorial Stadium.
Features: 3 garages and one helipad
Price: $14,000

-1102 Washington Street
Location: Across Ken Rosenberg's office in Washington Beach
Features: None
Price: $3,000

-3321 Vice Point
Location: Shoreline north of North Point mall.
Features: None
Price: $2,500

-Skumole Shack
Location: On the rooftop of a building down the street and around the corner
from the Biker Bar.
Features: None
Price: $1,000

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              4.5 Robbing Shops
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This I think is awesome.  You can rob stores for a little extra cash, but more
importantly, to get closer to that goal of 100% completion.  Watch out though,
robbing a store sounds the alarm, and the police.  To rob the store, simply
target, don't shoot, the cashier and he will fork over the dough.  The longer
you do it, the more cash you get.  Shoot him afterwards to prevent him from
sounding the alarm, but the police will be on the way anyway.  There are 15
stores you can knock off, and I will list their locations.

-Corner Store - Vice Point

-Dispensary Plus - Vice Point

-Jewelry Store #1 - Vice Point

-Gash - North Point Mall

-Music Store - North Point Mall

-Jewelry Store #2 - North Point Mall

-Hardware Store - North Point Mall

-Bunch of Tools - Washington Beach

-Ryton Aide Pharmacy - Little Haiti

-Pharmacy - Downtown

-Jewelry Store #3 - Downtown

-Cafe Robina - Little Havana (Thanks to Caseboy1@aol.com)

-Doughnut Shop - Little Havana

-Laundromat - Little Havana

-Screw This - Little Havana

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              4.6 Clothes/Outfits
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There are 10 outfits in the game, and they are needed to beat parts of the
game.  You usually get them from completing a mission, but there are other
ways.  I will give you the outfit, where you can get it, and how to get it.

-Street Outfit
Location: Every save house
How To Get It: Complete "An Old Friend" mission
(thanks to a correction by RyGuyPlus)

-Soiree Outfit
Location: Rafael's
How To Get It: Complete "The Party" mission

-Coveralls
Location: Tooled Up
How To Get It: Complete "Riot" mission

-Country Club Outfit
Location: Golf Course
How To Get It: Complete "Four Iron" mission

-Havana Outfit
Location: Little Havana Streetwear
How To Get It: Complete "Two Bit Hit" mission

-Cop Outfit
Location: Police Station (Washington Beach)
How To Get It: Complete "Cop Land" mission

-Banker Outfit
Location: Malibu Club
How To Get It: Complete "The Job" mission

-Casual Outfit
Location: The Gash
How To Get It: Complete "Treacherous Swine" mission

-Mr. Vercetti Outfit
Location: Collar and Cuffs
How To Get It: Buy "Pole Position" property

-Tracksuit Outfit (Blue and Black)
Location: Jocksport
How To Get It: Complete "Supply and Demand" mission

-Tracksuit Outfit (Crimson)
Location: Laundromat in Little Havana (location of package #72, thanks to Scott
W)
How To Get It: Available from the get-go (thanks to JeremyCPA, thanks for
verification by Ted Milker, Killigrew, Brian.J)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                      4.7 Locations of Places in Vice City
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Due to popular demand, (or repeated e-mails, whatever you want to call it) I
have found the need to create a section showing everybody where to go to get to
these certain places.  I have put a starting point to get to all of these
places, and that is the mansion.  I will put up as many as I can think of, if
anybody else thinks of another one e-mail me.  I will put them in alphabetical
order by LAST NAME for your ease of finding them.  Here we go!

First I will give you directions from the Ocean View Hotel, where you start
out, to the mansion, to attempt to cure any confusion.

MANSION: From the Ocean View Hotel head north.  Turn on the first left, pass
two right turns, and then turn on the third one.  Pass two small left turns and
turn left onto the bridge.  Follow that road to the island and you will find
the mansion on your left.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
4.7.1 Main Mission Locations
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"CAP THE COLLECTOR": At the Print Works, see that for details.

RICARDO DIAZ: Right by the mansion, you really cannot miss it if you start from
the mansion.

JUAN GARCIA "COLONEL CORTEZ": From the mansion, take the main road east and
over the bridge into Vice Point.  Take the first right and follow that until
you enter Ocean Beach.  Pass the first left and turn left on the second one and
continue until you reach a right turn.  You should be in the docks area and
continue until you see a pink circle located in front of a fence.

KENT PAUL: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the bridge into
Vice Point.  Take the first left turn and follow that road until you get to a Y
intersection.  Follow the same road right and cross the bridge.  Make the first
sharp right you can on the main road and continue to go until you see the
Malibu on the right hand side, with a pink circle.

KEN ROSENBURG: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the bridge
into Vice Point.  Take the first right and follow that until you enter Ocean
Beach, and look on your left hand side.  There should be a pink circle there.

"RUB OUT": Right outside the mansion.

TOMMY VERCETTI: Inside/Outside the doors of the mansion.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
4.7.2 Side Mission Locations
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ASSASSINATION PHONE #1: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the
bridge into Vice Point.  Take the first right and follow that until you enter
Ocean Beach.  Take the left turn right before the bridge, and take the next
left turn after that.  You will see the pink marker in front of the pay phones
before the next intersection.

ASSASSINATION PHONE #2: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the
bridge into Vice Point.  Take the first left turn and follow that road until
you get to a Y intersection.  Follow the same road right and cross the bridge.
Take the third left onto the main beach road.  Turn at the first left and the
pay phones should be on your right.

ASSASSINATION PHONE #3: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the
bridge into Vice Point.  Take the first right and follow that until you enter
Ocean Beach.  Take the left turn right before the bridge, and take the next
left turn after that.  You will see the pink marker in front of the pay phones
before the next intersection.

ASSASSINATION PHONE #4: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the
bridge into Little Havana.  Turn left onto the highway and follow it south.
After you pass the next bridge entrance on your left, a little ways further is
a right turn that you should take.  Follow that road all the way into the
airport.  Go inside the airport to find the pay phones.

ASSASSINATION PHONE #5: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the
bridge into Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and quickly make a left
turn.  At the T-intersection make a left and there is a single pay phone on the
back of a building, where you will start your mission.

MITCH BAKER: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way into
downtown.  When you get into downtown, follow the right side of the road as the
highway splits. The biker bar should be there with a pink marker as soon as the
highway splits on the left side of the road.

AVERY CARRINGTON: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the bridge
into Vice Point.  Turn at the first left and follow the road until you see the
construction site on your left.  There should be a pink circle on the sidewalk.

LOVE FIST: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way into
downtown.  When you get into downtown, follow the right side of the road as the
highway splits, and take the first left that you see.  Pass the intersection
and follow this road around the bend and up to the intersection.  You should
see the V-Rock building and a red circle in front of it.

AUNTIE POULET: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge
into Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way
into the outskirts of Little Haiti.  Make the last left turn you can before
hitting downtown and follow that road to a weird three-way intersection.  Her
house should be straight or right, with a circle in front.

UMBERTO: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and quickly make a left turn.  At
the T-intersection make a left, and then take the first right.  Pass the next
intersection and on the left you will see Robina's Café, where there will be a
circle.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
4.7.3 Asset/Odd Job Locations
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BOATYARD: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn left onto the highway and follow it south.  Keep following
it south until it splits left and right, you want to go LEFT.  On your left
hand side when the road starts to turn you will see a garage.  Go next to it to
find the circle for the Boatyard.

PHIL CASSIDY: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge
into Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way
into the outskirts of Little Haiti.  Make the last left turn you can before
hitting downtown and follow that road to the first bend in it.  Right on that
corner you will find Phil Cassidy's Gun Warehouse.

CHERRY POPPER ICE CREAM: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the
bridge into Little Havana.  Go across the highway and turn left, and you will
see the Ice Cream Factory on your right side, RIGHT AWAY, a left turn isn't
even required here.

CHOPPER MISSION #1 (OCEAN BEACH): From the Ocean View Hotel, travel south and
turn right at the first intersection.  Turn right at the T intersection.  Turn
left at the first intersection.  Turn left at the T intersection.  Turn right
at the first intersection.  Just before the next intersection, there is an
alley on your right and a white building on your left with a staircase.  Use
the alley to gain speed to use the staircase to jump to the pink rooftop.
(This is also unique jump #10.)  The helicopter is located on this roof.
(Thanks to GTA3 Addict)

CHOPPER MISSION #2 (LITTLE HAITI): In order to get to this helicopter, you will
need a PCJ 600 or a Sanchez.  From the bridge connecting Leaf Links to the west
island, travel west and as the road curves to the right, turn left at the third
intersection.  Turn left at the T intersection.  Turn left at the first alley.
Using the ramp at the end of the alley, jump across the alley to the building.
(This is also unique jump #22.)  The helicopter is located on this roof.
(Thanks to GTA3 Addict)

CHOPPER MISSION #3 (VICE POINT): From the Ocean View Hotel, travel north until
the road curves sharply to the left.  Turn right at the intersection.  After
the road curves right and then immediately left, the Malibu Club is on your
left.  Turn left at the third intersection.  At the next intersection, go
straight into the yard area and find the first yard on the left side.  The
helicopter is located in the yard.
(Thanks to GTA3 Addict)

CHOPPER MISSION #4 (DOWNTOWN): From the bridge connecting Prawn Island to the
west island, travel west and turn left at the first intersection.  Turn left at
the first intersection.  Turn left at the T intersection.  Shortly after making
the turn you will see a set of stairs to your left on the side of the building.
The helicopter is located on the west end of the roof.
(Thanks to GTA3 Addict)

CONE CRAZY: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the bridge into
Vice Point.  Cross the smaller bridge ahead and quickly take a right after the
bridge.  Follow that road into Ocean Beach, where you should take the third
left into a small road connecting two roads.  Look to your right to see a
building, where at the top you will find cone crazy.

FILM STUDIO: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way into
downtown.  Follow it even as it splits; follow it right, until you can make
another right turn onto a bridge.  This should take you to Prawn Island.  When
you enter, you should see the Film Studio on your right hand side.

HYMAN MEMORIAL STADIUM (ARENA MISSIONS): From the mansion, take the main road
west and over the bridge into Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and
follow it north all the way into downtown.  Follow the road right when the
highway splits, and stay on it until you reach a T-intersection.  Turn left and
straight ahead you should see the stadium.

KAUFMAN CABS: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge
into Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way
into the outskirts of Little Haiti.  Make the last left turn you can before
hitting downtown and follow that road to a weird three-way intersection.  You
should see Kaufman Cabs on yoru right just before the intersection.

MALIBU, THE: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the bridge into
Vice Point.  Take the first left turn and follow that road until you get to a Y
intersection.  Follow the same road right and cross the bridge.  Make the first
sharp right you can on the main road and continue to go until you see the
Malibu on the right hand side, with a pink circle.

PCJ PLAYGROUND: From the Ocean View Hotel, go north all the way up the stretch
of road until you are at the intersection after making the curve. Now, turn
right and keep going until you see a building with a wooden ramp on it and just
ahead will be the Vice City Police Department. On the right somewhere, there
will be a hotel. There will be a hill and on it is sitting a PCJ-600. Now, just
hop on to start the mission. (Thanks to THAguyINgta3 for this)

PIZZA DELIVERY: From the mansion, take the main road east and over the bridge
into Vice Point.  Take the first left turn and follow that road until you get
to a Y intersection.  Follow the same road right and cross the bridge.  Make
the first sharp right you can on the main road and continue to go until you see
the Malibu on the right hand side, with a pink circle.  You can find the Pizza
moped over near the Malibu Club in the middle of the island.  (Thanks to Myke
for the last part)

PRINT WORKS: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and take a left at the second left.
Stay on the same road at the first intersection, but at the second
intersection, go on the road heading west.  You should see the Print Works on
your right hand side.

RC BANDIT: From the mansion, take the main road east over the bridge and into
Vice Point.  Follow the same road across the smaller bridge, and then turn
left, which should lead into the main beach road.  Count six left turns and
after that, between the sixth and seventh left turn, go onto the beach and out
a ways to find the lone van.

RC BARON: From the mansion, take the main road east over the bridge and into
Vice Point.  Follow the same road across the smaller bridge, and then turn
left, which should lead into the main beach road.  Follow that road past the
beach and it starts to head west.  Go past the mall and into the car park.  You
should see the van on the top level.

RC RAIDER: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn left on the highway and turn on the second left.  Again,
turn on the second left and follow the southwestern road to the dead-end.  On
the right you will see the lone Top Fun van.

SHOOTING RANGE: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge
into Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway and follow it all the way into
downtown.  The range is located at the AmmuNation in downtown.

STREET RACE #1 (TERMINAL VELOCITY): From Sunshine Autos turn left onto the main
street and turn at the next right.  Follow the same road until you are in the
airport and you will see the cars lined up and waiting for you to get there.

STREET RACE #2 (OCEAN DRIVE): From the mansion, take the main road east and
cross the bridge into Vice Point.  Keep going across the smaller bridge and
take the left.  You should come to a 5-way intersection, and look sort of
across and to the right from where you are, to see the cars waiting.

STREET RACE #3 (BORDER RUN): From Sunshine Autos turn right on the main road
until you get to and intersection.  Turn left and go around the bend to find
the cars waiting for you there.

STREET RACE #4 (CAPITAL CRUISE): From the mansion, take the main road east and
cross the bridge into Vice Point.  Make a quick left to find the cars waiting.

STREET RACE #5 (TOUR!): From the mansion, take the main road east and cross the
bridge into Vice Point.  Make a quick left and travel a little ways past the
start of the last race to find the cars waiting.

STREET RACE #6 (V.C. ENDURANCE): From Sunshine Autos, head out onto the street
to see it starts right there.

SUNSHINE AUTOS: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge
into Little Havana.  Turn left on the highway and right on the next right turn.
Turn right again and follow it until you see Sunshine Autos on you right hand
side.

TEST TRACK: From the mansion, take the main road west and over the bridge into
Little Havana.  Turn right on the highway, and follow it north all the way into
downtown.  Follow the road right when the highway splits, and follow it all the
way to a T-intersection.  Take a right and go straight off the road and you
will be on the test track.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                       4.8 Requirements For Getting 100%
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Complete - All Story Missions
         - All Extra Missions
         - All Odd Jobs
         - All 100 Hidden Packages
         - All Rampages
         - All Unique Jumps
         - All Properties Purchased
         - All Stores Robbed

Rewards for getting 100% (Contributed by MadMaxL004@aol.com): I just completed
100%, useful bit of info - in other guides it doesn't say this...when u
complete 100% u get 3 limos parked outside your mansion, plus 200 health and
armor and 3 body guards, they await in the room to your left when u come down
the stairs from your save point.  (Contributed by Bilbo70000) Vehicles get
double health as well.  Once you get 100%, another outfit appears at your
mansion, named "Frankie."  It is a white shirt and jeans, and the shirt says "I
completed Vice City and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."  It is located in
the upper room.  (Thanks to Jesse Procknow)  I have some quick info on the
Frankie outfit you get after getting 100%, in the mid 1980's their was a band
named "Frankie goes to Hollywood", they started printing t-shirts as a part of
their marketing campaign so they wont become a one hit wonder w/ their song
"relax".  And on one of their t-shirts its says on the front "Frankie says" and
on the back it says "relax".  it looks exactly like the 100% outfit, but with
different words, this might be why they call it "Frankie".  (Thanks to Anthony
Taormina)  When you complete 100% of the game, every weapon gets unlimited
ammo. The strange thing is, if you use a grenade with detonator and try blowing
it(after having completed 100% of the game) the grenade will explode, but you
can't change your weapon to another but the detonator, and you stay with it and
when you press O again nothing happens.  (Thanks to stecious) hey, I recently
got 100% and I saw in your guide it says in the 100% completion reward section,
how it says u get 3 limos parked outside your mansion, this is a lie, or else
it hasn't happened in my game, and I have been visiting my mansion often after
I had done 100%. I would also like to point out, that when u get 100%, a hunter
is occasionally parked at the helipad just south of the strip club in vice city
east.  (Thanks to elvendale) This is incorrect. Regardless if you have 100% or
not and regardless if you have all 100 packages or not, if you beat the game,
the Hunter will become available at the helipad at the southern most tip of the
eastern island (south of the hotel). I have found that your odds of seeing the
Hunter there are greatest if you drive a police vehicle there. (This includes
police cars, tanks, and everything in between). Just thought you should know
*thumbs up*  (Thanks to Deymus) I Just wanted to point out on your FAQ, when
you get 100% Completion, the bodyguards aren't exactly for free. I think of
them more as mercenaries because they cost $2000 before you can press him into
active duty. In case you didn't know, they are armed Uz-I (like other fellow
allied gang members) and have body armor cause they stood up to 2 and sometimes
even 3 shots from a Colt Python! That's strong!  Hope you take this into
account on your FAQ.  (Thanks to Victor Li)

===============================================================================

                              -= 5.0 Story =-

===============================================================================

Having just made it back onto the streets of Liberty City after a long stretch
in maximum security, Tommy Vercetti is sent to Vice City by his old boss, Sonny
Forelli. They were understandably nervous about his re-appearance in Liberty
City, so a trip down south seemed like a good idea. But all does not go
smoothly upon his arrival in the glamorous, hedonistic metropolis of Vice City.
He's set up and is left with no money and no merchandise. Sonny wants his money
back, but the biker gangs, Cuban gangsters, and corrupt politicians stand in
his way. Most of Vice City seems to want Tommy dead. His only answer is to
fight back and take over the city himself.

As a major gateway to South America and the Caribbean and attracting migrants,
Vice City is brimming with driverse characters, so there's a friend for
everyone. It is a sociable place and the new guy in town is sure to meet all
manner of friendly people in the sunshine capital of America. Athletes, pop
stars, real estate developers, politicians, trailer trash, everyone is moving
to Vice City to find out what makes it the number one growth city in America.
But, as Tommy quickly finds out, trust is still the rarest of commodities.

GTA: Vice City is not a sequel to GTA3. It's not a prequel either. Vice City is
it's own game and story. It takes place in Miami, Florida (nicknamed Vice City)
in the 1980s. You play as Tommy Vercetti, a former low-level mobster for the
Forelli brothers, who has recently been released from an extended sentence in
prison. He was busted during a drug operation and got a 15-year sentence. For
not ratting out the Forellis, Sonny Forelli has rewarded Tommy by sending him
to Vice City to expand the Forelli criminal empire. Tommy's first big deal goes
terribly wrong, and he quickly discovers that he has lost the cash that the
Forellis had entrusted to him for their Vice City crime operations. Sonny
Forelli is not at all happy by this news, and demands that Tommy get the money
back. Through his relationship with Ken Rosenberg, a shady lawyer with huge
connections in the Vice City underworld, Tommy finds himself a bit of luck.
Rosenberg aids Tommy by outfitting him with a sweet pastel suit and giving him
an invitation to a boat party - one that many big bosses of the Vice City
criminal community will be attending. What happens next has not yet been
revealed. It's safe to say that you will face betrayals and double-crosses as
you earn back the money.

===============================================================================

                             -= 6.0 Characters =-

===============================================================================

There are whole new sets of characters in this game.  Forget the GTA3 ones,
they will not help.  I will go over who you are, and your costumes, and then
your bosses and then the gangs.  Well, here we go.  If you know any more
information about any of the characters, especially the gangs, please e-mail
me!!

---------------
6.1 Characters
---------------

Alex Shrub
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts:
      - Extreme Right Wing congressman.
      - Happily married.
      - Known philanderer.
      - Will do anything for votes.
      - Power obsessed.  Usual politician.
      - Expected to go very far.
      - Cross dresser (Thanks to TrazmaSanders)

Auntie Poulet
   -Voice: Miss Cleo, actual name: Youree Cleomill Harris (Thanks to Tim E
Erbele)


Avery Carrington
   -Voice: Burt Reynolds (thanks to Rick Chandler)
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts:
      - Texan property magnate and real estate developer.
      - Likes to talk about his father.  The good ol' days.
      - Extreme Capitalist.
      - Suspected of doing anything to manipulate property prices and
      land value, including, but not limited to, arson, rioting,
      bribery, intimidation, murder.
      - Always wears a cowboy hat.
      - Believed to be involved in several developments and slum-
      clearance programs.
      - Known guest of Cortez.
      - Uses Ken Rosenberg for legal advice - possibly weak link?
      - Hair suspected to be fake.

Buddy

BJ Jone's Loan Shark
   -Voice: Lawrence Taylor
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Big/Muscular
   -Facts: - Former star Tight End for the Vice City Mambas.
           - Very successful career in pro football, but haunted
           problems off the field.
           - Famous for hunting opponents.  Now runs a celebrity
           endorsed used car lot, which is believed to be a front.
           - Thought to sell stolen vehicles.
           - Believed to be heavily in debt with loan sharks and is now
           doing anything for money.

Cam Jones
   -Facts: -Claims to be an expert safe cracker
           -Confirmed kleptomaniac
           -Believed to be working with Cassidy

Candy Suxx (Candice Shrand)
   -Voice: Jenna Jameson (Thanks to Tim E Erbele)
   -Facts: -Woman of extremely ill repute.
           -Possible involvement in blackmailing politicians
           -Never seems to get cold.

Capo

Colonel Cortez
   -Build: Average
   -Gender: Male
   -Facts: - Cultural Attache.
           - Has diplomatic immunity - bear this in mind when bugging
           his house.
           - Has somehow survived up to 30 coups in his native country.
           - Likes to eat endangered species.  Considers this to be
           fine living.
           - Lives with his daughter.  Widower.
           - Long term dislike for French secret service.
           - Believed to facilitate trade with all areas of criminal
           activity, including, but not limited to, narcotics,
           firearms, weapons, and military secrets.
           - In own county, has been sentenced to death 9 times, but
           always survives and gets promoted.



Eugene
-Facts: -Possible way to Leo Teal.
        - Leo Teal's other lover.
        - Interior designer and restaurant owner.
        - Likes knives.
        - Likes Thailand.
        - Likes the beach.


Georgio Forelli
-Facts: -Italian-American criminal.
        -Current case is going to trial, thought to be certain.
        -Related to Liberty City organized crime family.
        -Cross dresser.


Gonzales
   -Build: Heavy/Stocky
   -Gender: Male
   -Facts: - Works for Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez in various
           capacities.
           - Diplomatic immunity - part if cultural affairs division of
           San Dominican consulate, where Cortez in Cultural Attache.
           Believed Gonzales' visa what issued as Health and Fitness
           Commission.
           - Greedy - known to take bribes; could try bribing to find
           out more about Cortez' operation.
           - Has been seen leaving property of Diaz without Cortez.
           Possible weakness in organization.
           - More information needed on Cortez.  Gonzales has problems
           with his weight.
           - Formerly very active in Vice City under world.  Now spends
           a lot of time in his penthouse, away from Cortez.

Hilary King
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Heavy
   -Facts: - Expert driver believed to have worked with Cam Jones and
           Phil Cassidy.
           - Neurotic.
           - Compulsive eater.
           - Psychological profiling reveals obsession with abandonment
           issues.
           - Ginger.
           - Hilary King comes from a stable family background.

Ice Cream Lady
-Facts: - Psychiotic distributor of soft ice cream.
        - Business known to be a front.
        - We are as yet unable to determine what it is fronting.
        - Maude Hanson runs company.
        - Believed to be a sociopath who once ran a children's home.
        - The ice-cream lady sells Ice-cream sprinkled in drugs or
          something (I'm not too sure how, but I know she sells drugs)
          (Thanks to Insanation for the last information)

Jack Howitzer

Ken Roseburg
   -Voice: William Fichtner (Thanks to Danny Bronstein)
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Small/Weak
   -Facts: - Partner at Rosenberg & Associates legal firm.
           - Suspected problem with narcotics and egomania.
           - Believed to be developing contacts with Liberty City mob.
           - Suspected of cheating in Law school exams.
           - Believed to have employed heavies on numerous occasions to
           intimidate and corrupt juries.
           - Very poor success rate in trials.
           - "Blue Chip" clients include Georgio Forreli.  Cousin of
           Liberty City crime boss, Sonny.
           - Always desperate for money.

Lance Vance
   -Voice: Phillip Michael Tomas (Thanks to Tim E Erbele)
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Muscular
   -Facts: - Works with you in Vice City.
           - Recently arrived in town with his brother.
           - Asks a lot of questions.
           - Trained helicopter pilot.
           - Believed to be in narcotics trade.
           - Heard mouthing off in a lot of nightclubs.
           - Believed to get aggressive or needy when he drinks.
           - Possibly emotionally insecure.

Love Fist

Paul from Kent
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Small
   -Facts: - "Kent Paul" is believed to be an assumed name.  Real name
           unknown.
           - Also known as "KP", "Paulo" and "Kent".
           - English Youth.
           - Claims to work in music business.  No known employment.
           - Claims to be a criminal mastermind.
           - No criminal record found yet.
           - Known to have made contact with biker gangs, but believed
           to have fallen out with Biker's gang.
           - Pathological liar.
           - Nasty clothes.
           - Suspected narcotics addiction.
           - Seems to have contacts in certain SWAT divisions.

Pastor Richards
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts: - Possible Polygamist.
           - Hates people who help others.
           - Fervent anti-communist.
           - Obsessed with nuclear winter.
           - Hateful human being, but menace to society uncertain at
           present.
           - Maniac firebrand preacher, obsessed with money.
           - Has written several awful books.  All completely
           fabricated.  Most given away.
           - Obsessed with degenerates.
           - Has been campaigning to build a large statue in his own
           image.
           - Has been attempting to bribe officials at NASA for rocky
           technology.
           - Believed to be embezzling money from the fund for a
           private mansion in Hawaii.

Leo Teal
   -Facts: - Possible connection with Mr. Black.
           - Very complicated personal life.
           - Works in restaurant business.
           - Communications expert.
           - Haven't been able to get a working tap on his phones.
           - Believed to be working as a hitman in Vice City.
           - Possible involvement in narcotics trade.

Mercedes Cortez
   -Voice: Fairuza Balk (Thanks to Tim E Erbele)
   -Facts: - Daughter of Colonel Cortez.
           - Likes to party.

"Big" Mitch Baker
   -Voice: Lee Majors (Thanks to Tim E Erbele)
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Tall
   -Facts:
      - Vietnam veteran, turned motorbike enthusiast.  Won Purple Heart
      for killing a village full of Vietcong and being injured.
      Extreme bitterness at trement of veterans has led to violent
      clashes with authority.
      - Jailed on 13 occasions.
      - Lawless degenerate sociopath.
      - Loves bar sports, fighting, pinball, pool, eating live animals,
      hard rock music, wrestling, racing motorbikes, urinating in
      public places, scaring police.
      - Believed to have implicated in several civil disturbances.
      - Runs local gang of bikers. Believed to be implicated in
      Narcotics distribution.
      - Extreme loyalty within gang.
      - Initiation rituals preclude getting man on inside.
      - Known loathing for soft rock, communists, and wigs.

Moweesha
   -Facts: - Involved in dubious practice with Teal and several other
             men.
           - Thought to be paid company.
           - Involved in bizarre practices with Leo Teal and a manatee.

Mr. Black
   -Facts: - Nothing is known about this man.
           - Eager to find out more.
           - Believed to be involved in running hitman business.
           - No further info.


Pedro Garcia
   -Facts: - Involved in violent gun-running.
           - Buying weapons from out of state and selling them on the
             streets.
           - Believed to be a rival of Phil Cassidy.

Phil Cassidy
   -Voice: Gary Busey
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts: - Linked to "Cam" Jones.  Jones and Cassidy believed to have
          worked together numerous times although Cassidy has avoided
          conviction.
          - Degenerate.
          - Patriot.
          - Cassidy claims to have served in various divisions although
          Army records show he was repeatedly rejected for service
          because of drunkenness and an unsuitable temperament for
          combat.
          - Redneck arms dealer.
          - Believed to be involved in weapons trade.
          - Gun enthusiast.  Member in various second amendment
          organizations and various Vice City gun clubs.
          - Sources suggest he also distills boomshine in own stills.
          - Fighting war with Mexican gun-running gangs.
          - Phil Cassidy shot his arm off some how.  You also said that
            he went to his personal physician.  He actually went to an
            old army surgeon and he was going to blow something up
            because he was drunk on boomshine, but the batteries were
            dead and he had some on what he was going to blow up.  When
            he replaced the batteries he accidentally pulled the
            trigger and blew his arm off.  The mission was "Boomshine
            Saigon" (Thanks to Mike)

Ricardo Diaz
   -Voice: Luis Guzman
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Heavy/Stocky
   -Facts: - Extremely dangerous.
           - Bribed INS for Green Card in 1978.  Entered the country
           from Columbia.
           - Contacts in Columbia believe he is a major player in
           narcotics industry and anti-government activity.
           - Extremely popular philanthropist.  Gives various Ricardo
           Diaz foundations across Vice City and Central and South
           America.  All are believe to be a front.
           - Extremely short and is believed to suffer from Napoleon
           complex.
           - Medical records show he has over-active glands and sweats
           more than is socially acceptable.
           - Gun collector.  Always armed.
           - Has private army/militia and is heavily guarded at all
           times.
           - Has been involved in long running battle for control of
           narcotics business in Vice City.
           - Known to have bribed police and officials within the town.
           - Feared due to reputation for unpredictable behavior.
           - Thought to be responsible for 18 murders.

Sonny Forelli
   -Voice: Tom Sizemore (Thanks to Tim E Erbele)
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts: - Head of the Forreli crime family.
           - Major crime family in Liberty City.
           - Believed to have major influence in racketeering,
           gambling, union trouble, corruption and prostitution.
           - Came to power young.
           - Thought to have ordered several mob killings, including
           Harewood incident.
           - Only minor charges have ever struck.  Thought to be
           interested in entering narcotics trade, traditionally a no
           go area for Liberty City mob.
           -Phone records reveal calls to home address of Ken
           Rosenberg.
           - Notoriously poor taste in clothes.

Steve Scott
   -Voice: Dennis Hopper (Thanks to Tim E Erbele)
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts: A film director with an unnatural obsession with sharks and
mountains of mashed potatoes, Steve Scott has been spotted at various
parties with organized crime.  Rumors say he's seeking any money he can
get to finance his next big film. (Thanks to Brady Games)

Tommy Vercetti
   -Voice: Ray Liotta
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Average
   -Facts:
      -Tommy is the main character who you play as.
      - Works for Sonny Forreli.
      - Worked in Liberty City after long stretch in maximum security.
      - Understandably nervous about a reappearance in Liberty City so
      a trip down south seemed like a good idea.
      - Tommy is left in Vice City with no money or merchandise.
      - Tommy wants his money back but Cuban gangsters, biker gangs,
      and corrupt politicians stand in his way.
      - Most of Vice City seems to want Tommy dead.
      - His only solution is to fight back and take over the city
      himself.

Umberto Robina
   -Voice: Danny Trejo
   -Gender: Male
   -Build: Heavy
   -Facts: - Cuban warlord.
           - Long term feud with Haitian criminals. Wants control turf.
           - Extreme macho man.
           - Wants to wage full scale war with Haitians.
           - Never implicated in a crime personally.
           - Bravery has been questioned with Cuban circles.

----------
6.2 Gangs
----------

-Bikers
Nationality: American
Leader: "Big" Mitch Baker
Turf: By the biker bar, which is also known as the Greasy Chopper
Vehicle: Angel (Thanks to TrazmaSanders)
Clothes: Leather jackets, jeans, always on motorcycles, never walking around.
Weapons: Colt 45
(Thanks to psychotic_34@hotmail.com for some of this information)

-Colombians
Nationality: Colombian
Leader: Ricardo Diaz
Turf: Diaz's mansion
Vehicle: none
Clothes: White pants, Hawaiian T-shirt
Weapons: Uzi, pistol
(Thanks to Dan M219)

-Cubans
Nationality: Cuban
Leader: Umberto Robina
Turf: Little Havana
Vehicle: Cuban Hermes
Clothes: White-T-shirts with blue caps
Weapons: Pistols, Fists.

-Haitians
Nationality: Haitian
Leader: Auntie Poulet
Turf: Little Haiti
Vehicle: Voodoo
Clothes: Blue T-Shirt, or Lilac T-Shirt
Weapons: Pistols, Fists.

-Handlers
Nationality: Mexican
Leader: ?
Turf: Escobar International Airport, North Point Mall
Vehicle: Baggage Handlers
Clothes: Blue DSB Security Uniform
Weapons: Colt 45, Fists.
(Thanks to RyGuyPlus for this information)

-Golfers
Nationality: ?
Leader: ?
Turf: Leaf Links
Vehicle: Caddies
Clothes: Golf Outfit
Weapons: Golf Clubs
(Thanks to nonneman for the idea)

-Port Autorities
Nationality: African-American
Leader: ?
Turf: Viceport
Vehicle: Packer, Mule
Clothes: Blue Jumpsuits, Small Afros, Blue Bandanas
Weapons: Fists
(Thanks to RyGuyPlus for this information)

-Sharks
Nationality: American
Leader: ?
Turf: North Point Mall, Prawn Island
Vehicle: Gang Burrito
Clothes: Leather Jacket with picture of Shark on the back
Weapons: Colt 45, Fists.

-Street Wannabees
Nationality: ?
Leader: ?
Turf: North Point Mall
Vehicle: ?
Clothes: Dressed like characters from River City Ransom. (Thanks to nonneman)
Weapons: Pistols, Fists
(Turf and weapons thanks to paul mcgee)

-Vercettities
Nationality: American
Leader: Tommy Vercetti
Turf: Vice City
Vehicle: ALL
Clothes: Blue or Red Button Shirt with White Pants
Weapons: Uzi 9mm, M4, Fists
(Thanks to RyGuyPlus for this information)

===============================================================================

                       -= 7.0 Missions Walkthrough =-

===============================================================================

This is what the majority of the FAQ will be about.  I will TRY to update ASAP,
but I can't guarantee anything, but I will take questions about the game.  I
will know more about the missions and such then it appears on the FAQ.  They
are all pretty straight forward, if you have an alternate way, e-mail it to me
and I will post it ASAP.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                 7.1 Ken Robinson
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7.1.1 - Mission 1: "AN OLD FRIEND"
Reward: $0

Just take this time to explore if you want and when you're ready, go to your
hotel safe house and talk to Sonny. Then a (L) blip will come on your radar,
follow your way to that to Ken Rosenberg's office and the first mission, that
you do for money anyway.

7.1.2 - Mission 2: "THE PARTY"
Reward: $100

All you have to do here is talk to Rosenberg and go get on your new clothes at
Rafael's. Then make your way to the Colonel's yacht. After a lengthy cut scene
you will need to take Cortez's daughter, Mercedes to "Pole Position", the strip
club. After dropping her off you complete the mission. Oh, and the Soiree Suit
is now available as a clothes change.

7.1.3 - Mission 3: "BACK ALLEY BRAWL"
Reward: $200

First go see Kent Paul at the Malibu Club, he will inform you about a chef. Go
meet that chef in an alleyway and slaughter him up. Doing this is rather easy.
Then take his downed Cell-Phone. After that, you will confront Lance, after a
scene, some chef's are chasing you around, don't bother killing them, just run
towards Lance's car and hop in, wait for Lance to hop in and take off towards
AmmuNation. Then return to your Hotel safe house to complete the mission.

7.1.4 - Mission 4: "JURY FURY"
Reward: $400

After you get out of his office, a car will speed past you and hit a guy, and
he drops a hammer.  Take the hammer and the car and head towards one of the
yellow blips on you radar.

For the first one, go to the triangle blip and you will see a Sentinel, but no
juror.  Use the hammer to smash up the car, and the juror will come out, see
the car and flee.  One down.

For the next one, follow the blip to the Ocean Beach Restaurant.  Hit him to
make him go into his vehicle, and he will crash into a truck.  Open his door,
take him out, and beat him into submission.  You can also just beat up his car
and that will do the trick.  There is 400 dollars in your pocket.  Head back to
Rosenberg for his last mission.

7.1.5 - Mission 5: "RIOT"
Reward: $1000, Coveralls available at Tooled Up, and Avery Carrington's
missions are available

This is a difficult mission. First head over to Rafael's to change into
overalls.  Not much of a strategy can be said, just skill. The easiest way I
found out to do was, drive a car into the gates running over most the workers,
then drive into the back of the lot and hop in one of the vans on the LEFT and
rapidly ram it back and forth into the other van. One will start flaming and
park them next to each other. That will take 2 of the vans out and now head for
the third van and drive it out of the compound area and ram it into walls till
it flames. Let it blow and there, you have it.

Here is an additional strategy from Zany
----------------------------------------

Of course get the overalls and then go to where they are rioting. See those big
box trucks. Well steal one of those that are out on the street and then drive
it into where the riot is. They open the gates and just let you in. Drive over
a lot but not all of the workers. Once the gates are open the workers will rush
the guards. Now get all of the trucks to the right side. There is a barrel over
there u can shoot. Then run what workers are left won't like u and what guards
are left wont like u but they will be to busy hitting each other to hit you.

Alternate Strategy from Ben Bird
--------------------------------
An easier way to do the 'Riot' mission is as follows: (this is using the weapon
cheat so if you don't want to use it, that's understandable. First, use one of
the three weapons cheats (r1, r2, l1, r2, left, down, right, up, left, down,
down, left is the best in this case). Next go to the fight scene, kill a few
people with a weapon, then blow up the trucks with the rocket launcher and hey
presto, there you have it.

Alternate Strategy from Robert Brown
------------------------------------
I was just reading your guide. It's pretty good. I have an alternate strategy
to the Riot Mission. Very simple. No cheating. All you need is a pistol and a
bat or nightstick. Get your coverall out fit. Go to the scene. You have to take
out 3 of the workers to start the riot. Just pick a guy in the back and kill
him with the bat. Move on to the next guy etc until the riot starts. AS long as
you are in the back you won't be attacked as the riot rushes forward. You can
walk into the gate untouched once the fighting begins. Target the armed guard
when prompted to do so and take him out. Drive the truck that is on the left
into the empty spot beside the other two. Walk back across the lot and turn and
you can auto target the red barrel. Shoot it. It explodes. All three trucks
explode. At this time most of the workers and guards have killed one another
and you get some easy money a gun pick-ups before leaving. This is not a
difficult mission.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                            7.2 Colonel Cortez
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7.2.1 - Mission 1: "TREACHEROUS SWINE"
Reward: $250, Casual Outfit delivered to Gash

This is a fairly easy mission. Cortez has found the person who set you up. Go
to Gonzalez's abode and confront him. Kill his 2 guards first, and then chase
Gonzalez on foot. Once you kill him you will have 2 wanted level stars. Hurry
up and get in the Cheetah from the hotel's parking lot and drive to the Pay 'n'
Spray North of you in Vice Point. After painting the car you complete the
mission.

7.2.2 - Mission 2: "MALL SHOOTOUT"
Reward: $500

Head to AmmuNation and pick up some body armor and a gun. Then head to the
Washington Mall. When you confront the courier, the SWAT bursts in. Simply
follow the courier out of the mall, avoiding the cops and SWAT.  You will get a
Level 2 Wanted Level, so they will be after you.  He will get a vehicle, most
likely a motorcycle, and take off. Hop in a car and ram into him until he wipes
out. Then kill the bastard if not dead and take the chips from him. Before you
head back to Cortez, get to a Pay N' Spray to rid yourself of your wanted
level.  Get the chips back to Colonel and get $500.

Alternate Strategy from Brian McElwain
--------------------------------------
In the mission where you have to smash all the windows in the north point mall
the best way to speed things up is to steal the Infernus in display and go for
a joy ride and smashing all ground floor windows in the process...then shoot
out the upper level windows since you cannot drive up the escalators.

7.2.3 - Mission 3: "GUARDIAN ANGELS"
Reward: $1000

This is a difficult mission. First go get the Ruger at the car pack and meet
Lance. You two will go meet Ricardo Diaz and make sure a drug deal doesn't go
bad. When it does, the Haiti will take out Diaz's 2 guards and start attacking
him. Simply pick them off one by one. If you look behind you, cars and vans
will drop more gang members off; try to pick them off when they are being
dropped off. Lance will also yell for help, just disregard this; the gang never
gets him, rarely. If you are lucky enough, Diaz will survive. After those thugs
are dead, 2 Cuban gang members on Sanchez's will swipe the money. Lance kills
one of them and knocks him off his bike. Run over and grab the bike and follow
the other Cuban through the alleys. Be careful and use you drive by skills to
shoot at him in front of you. Once you knock him off the bike and kill him,
grab the money and take it back to Diaz. Now you have him as an ally and get
your $1000 reward.

Alternate Strategy from Daniel Filipe
-------------------------------------
I've got an additional strategy for the mission " Guardian Angels ".

The problem was too many people in my area (Vice City is really big here) had
loads of problems with this mission, so I got a really simple way of getting to
it, without much concern.

First, to the parking lot, get the machinegun and meet Diaz with
Lance.  Then, take your position, go up to the edge of the platform and crouch
down, draw your machinegun and go into 1st person mode. Then the deal will go
off and the Haitians will appear.

When the first car appears, target the driver and then fire in a straight line
to the other side and you usually get a head shot into the other gangster. Then
another car will pop up from behind the first. Kill the passenger first (the
other one usually gets silenced by Diaz) and now aim for the street. A van will
appear, and the driver will come out.  Instead of killing him, aim for the back
of the van and when the 3 guys come out, take them all with some fast shootin'.
Now go down the stairs, and wait for the other car that pops out from the left
street to stop there. Kill the men that come out (the driver first) and then
SOMETIMES (in the PC version at least) another car still appears in the right
street again. Kill both men that exit, and then that will trigger the cut scene
with the motorbikes and the stolen money.

Now here is the trick. Get the motorbike, BUT DONT FOLLOW THE OTHER ONE
TROUGHT THE ALLEYS! Instead, go a little back into the road, turn left and the
right and follow the open road there. You should catch up with the other one
really soon. Now, get a car...there's usually one parked halfway through out
the road. Get into it, and speed up. The motorbike will soon enter the open
road and now just come out from behind, sneak on it, speed up, and take out the
driver. Grab the money and bring it back to Diaz...quite simples, and you don't
have to do that boring and hard chase through out the alleys.

Hope it helps!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              7.3 Ricardo Diaz
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7.3.1 - Mission 1: "THE CHASE"
Reward: $1000

This is another fairly easy mission if you play it safe. Make your way to the
thug's house and look through his window, he will see you. Chase him to the
rooftop and be quick about it. He will fire at you in a cut scene and that's
all. Do not shoot at him. Make your way across the rooftops and don't fall off
the narrow planks. Once he hops in his getaway vehicle, grab the nearby Faggio.
Trail the BF Injection to the thug's house safely and don't worry about the
thug firing at you though. Just don't get too close. Once you see the thug's
hideout the mission is over and you get $1000.

7.3.2 - Mission 2: "PHNOM PEHN '86"
Reward: $2000

In this mission, you need to go back to the hideout that you saw at the end of
the last mission.  You get a ride from a helicopter with the pilot being
"Quintin", really an alias for Lance.  You will have an M60 (Hell yeah!) and he
will stop in mid air by the hideout so you can kill people.  Shoot all the guys
in one area, and the driver will move to the next.  Move quickly, the
helicopter doesn't have unlimited health and if the helicopter's health is
empty, then you fail the mission.  A very easy way is to ALWAYS shoot the
explosive barrels if there are any because it will help.  After you killed all
of the guys around the building, you will be able to enter the building as the
helicopter sets you down by the door.  Enter in and shoot right away at those
guys.  They can kill you pretty easily and you don't want to mess around with
them.  After you killed the guys on both levels, head up the stairs, kill the
guard at the door, and proceed to the rooftop.  There you will find the cash in
a briefcase.  When you get it, the helicopter will pick you up again and you
will be taken back to the mansion, for a nice price of $2000 dollars.  You can
proceed with his missions, but let's finish Cortez's missions first.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                        7.2 Colonel Cortez (Continued)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7.2.4 - Mission 1: "SIR, YES SIR!"
Reward: $2000

Ooh, this is actually really easy.  You have to retrieve a tank and bring it
back.  So follow the red blip.  Once you catch up to it, you need to block the
convoy that is blocking it and snipe out everyone that you can.  Make sure you
snipe the turret!  After you do that, do to the driver's side of the Tank,
smash it open with a melee weapon, and man the Tank.  The military will then
activate the self-destruct mechanism.  That is your queue to get the hell out
of there and fast.  Quickly take the tank back to the storage facility to
complete the mission.  Time for the last mission for Cortez.

Kobus de Villiers had an alternate way
--------------------------------------

"There is a much easier way to do this.  Once you catch up with the convoy,
just jog along on the left side.  The convoy will halt at the doughnut shop for
refreshments.  The driver goes out, so the tank is open.  Just get in and drive
away, it's very close to the garage, so no problem getting there in time and
completing it without a problem."

Here is another method by Justin Miller
---------------------------------------

"Simply drive a vehicle in front of the tank from the left side. The procession
will stop.  You get out of your vehicle, jack the tank like any other vehicle,
and drive the tank to the drop spot.  There is really no need to shoot anyone
or wait for the army to get doughnuts.
I realize that this is just another way of attaining the same result but
jacking the tank just like any other vehicle in GTAVC seems to me like the way
to go.  In keeping with the spirit of GTAVC, I do not believe that you should
ever advise players to wait for someone to abandon a vehicle in order to steal
it ;o) It's yours.  Just take it.
Thanks for your time."

7.2.5 - Mission 2: "ALL HANDS ON DECK"
Reward: $5000

Lots of money for this one.  It is an escort mission, and those are never easy.
But it is by boat, and you will be ambushed on all sides of the boat.  They are
the French military trying to get their chips back.  You won't let them will
you?  You need to kill everyone who tries to attack the boat.  After you kill
the boats to the side of you, there will be a bunch of ships blocking you from
the front.  Unload on them also.  When the helicopters arrive, you MUST destroy
them.  If you don't guys will board the boat FOREVER, until you destroy the
helicopters.  Finally, an Apache shows up.  Uh oh.  This helicopter will start
unloading bullets at the ship.  Just keep firing at the ship and eventually it
will come down.  There are health and bullets icons on the upper deck, just in
case.  If you haven't destroyed all of the ships blocking the yacht, do that
now.  Then the colonel will sail away.  $5000 dollars!  Yay!  That was your
last mission for Cortez, I would suggest doing some side missions and getting
some property.  But,
I will continue on with the missions.

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
When you arrive at the Marina where the mission is, drive to the second gate,
which should be open now. Park your car in the middle of it and then run to the
other gate in the pink glow to start the mission. Now the French men that
arrive and go after you will fall in the water and you can enjoy the view for a
while.  The rest of the mission is just blow away, but it makes the start a low
easier without having to run around the boat trying to hit those moving
targets.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                          7.3 Ricardo Diaz (Continued)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7.3.3 - Mission 1: "THE FASTEST BOAT"
Reward: $4000

In this mission, he wants you to raid a dock to get a new boat that is
supposedly the fastest of all the boats.  I wonder why we wants it so bad...you
will see in the next mission.  Follow the red blip to the docks in the far
south part of Viceport.  The boat is in the air because of a small crane
holding it up.  You need to get to the controls and lower it.  Shoot your way
in and kill all the guys, and trigger the switch to lower the boat.  There will
be more guys on the way to the boat, and as soon as you enter it, you are
greeted with a three star wanted level.  Drive, with your boat, back to Diaz's
mansion, and try to avoid fire from the helicopters and avoid the police boats.
It isn't too difficult.  Head into the pink circle to finish the mission.  One
more mission for the rich bastard.

I have gotten several e-mails about the door to the boathouse with the switches
for the crane being locked.  I don't remember the doors being locked, so I
can't help you guys out.  I looked through other people's walkthroughs and they
have the same thing.  I don't know what is wrong, but I will try to find out.
If anyone has any idea what I'm talking about and has the solution PLEASE E-
MAIL ME so I can answer these people's questions.

Contributed by Thomas Finney
----------------------------

FYI I got past it thanks for the reply from looking around it appears to be a
glitch in the scripting.... (maybe it is caused by cheats) I restarted the game
no problem... just you just have to start over.

Here is a good solution from Mrmtallica@aol.com
-----------------------------------------------
This is about the "fastest boat mission", my game also had the problem of the
boatyard doors being locked, but I found a resourceful solution. I don't know
why they are locked in the first place, but they were. Get a helicopter from
the place with the garages you buy in downtown (I don't remember the name) and
take the helicopter to the location of the boat. Land the helicopter on top of
the boat and exit the helicopter. Then you enter the boat and it falls, without
the switch being hit. Problem solved. Hopefully this helps.

Another good solution from Mike07104@aol.com
--------------------------------------------

This is for the "fastest boat mission." I have a better way to get into the
boat.  I don't know why but in my game the garage is also locked.  What I did
was get behind the cage where the boat is. I got as close as possible.  Then I
pressed triangle (to get in car, helicopter, boat, etc.  When I did this it
automatically put me in the boat and lowered it.  All I did then was leave.

Another problem solved thanks to johan
--------------------------------------
In Ricardo Diaz's mission "The Fastest Boat", after you release the boat from
the crane sometimes you can't get the boat to move. It happens to me in my
game, but not in my brother's game. But I found a way to remedy this, just
crouch down (L3 button) in front of the steering wheel and then press Triangle
button as if you're entering a car, then you should be able to drive the boat.

7.3.4 - Mission 2: "SUPPLY & DEMAND"
Reward: $10,000!

Wow! 10,000 bucks!  That is awesome.  But it is not an easy mission.
You have to go to a coke dealer and the first boat there gets the deals.
That's why you have the fastest boat!  This mission is pretty tricky so be
prepared.

Get into the new boat and Lance will join you again.  You will race the others
to the point to get the coke.  Take the LEFT path, not the right; the right
side has too many narrow passageways.  Carefully navigate through the channels,
but go fast enough so you don't lose your lead.  You are faster, so you will
have the lead most of the time.

When you reach the coke dealer, you get to use the nice machine gun.
Yes!  Immediately shoot at the other boats behind you, or hopefully not in
front of you.  After you kill them, or before, Lance will tell you to shoot the
guys on the jetty.  Kill them first; they can do some pretty serious damage to
your boat.  After that, a helicopter will come.  Shoot that down right away as
well, because there is an armed thug on the 'copter.  There is one more boat
ahead of to victory!  I don't recommend blowing this one up because it could
damage your boat too.  Just kill the guys on the boat.  Lance will then drive
you back to the mansion for your $10,000 reward.  That's the last of Diaz, now
off to someone new, Tommy Vercetti.  Wait you are gonna work for yourself?
Yes, you are.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             7.4. Tommy Vercetti
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(A note on this section, it will be started by Tommy, then you will be working
under Tommy in Diaz's mansion after the first and second mission, so you will
go to the V in the mansion.  They are missions created by you to take control
of Vice City)

7.4.1 - Mission 1: "DEATH ROW"
Reward: $0 (Only money you get is actually a lot of money from bad guys that
you kill, in fact Steve Bond reported that he picked up $11,000!!)-Thanks to
Steve Bond

What??? No money!!  BTW, this is Kent Paul for the first mission, and
Kent Paul was an alias so you will see a K on the map for Tommy's missions.  We
need to rescue Lance now, Diaz kidnapped him, that bastard.  Be prepared to
kick some ass when you get to the alley where the green blip tells you to go.
Kill all the guys to avoid them when coming back through the alley.  Make sure
you do that!!!  Make sure you killed the guy on the crane also.  Once you leave
with Lance, take the Sentinel because if you don't that same Sentinel will be
after you when you are going to the hospital.  There will still be pursuers
however in the form of three Comets filled with enemies, so take the shortest
route the hospital possible to avoid excessive damage from the very dangerous
pursuers.  The mission will be complete when you drop Lance off.  This allows
you to do the next mission.

Alternate Strategy from Michiel van Heuvelen
--------------------------------------------
After getting my car blown up time after time by Diaz' men from ramming me, I
decided to take the dump truck that is also on the junkyard. Now you can slowly
drive to the hospital en let them ram you. This makes the end much more easy.
The only thing is that you have to drive slowly, or the truck will be tipped
over in the corners.

Alternate Strategy from Andrew Jennings
---------------------------------------
First I got a tank by using the cheat code. Then, when you get to the junkyard
where Lance is being held, just run over everybody. After Lance is rescued and
in the tank, just roll on to the hospital. You don't have to worry about the
pursures, cause' when their cars ram the tank, they will explode.

Another Alternate Strategy from Andrew Jennings
-----------------------------------------------
First to do this mission, you will need a helicopter, sniper rifle,
rocket/bazooka launcher, a colt or another one hit kill weapon, and full health
and body armor.  Park the helicopter over in the grass or road by the Malibu,
and when the cut scene ends run get in your helicopter and go to the junkyard.
Right before you get to the junkyard, go to a close rooftop and launch a rocket
at the row of cars at the entrance.  Then get back in your helicopter, and fly
over the junkyard just low enough that you can see everyone, but high enough
that you can't be shot at.  You need to find a place over by the
building where Lance is being held to put your helicopter.  Find a high vantage
point in the junkyard, like the top of the crane, and start shooting everyone
with your colt, since it has auto aiming.  After everyone is out, go to the cut
scene with Lance and get in the helicopter and just fly to the hospital.  Now
you don't have to worry about the pursuers putting you out.

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
When I did the "Guardian Angel" mission, right when it ended and you see Diaz
drive off, run towards the road, his car should be in the middle of it, empty
and doors unlocked.
Just grab it and drive it to one of your garages.
This car is bullet, fire, damage and explosion proof, so there is nothing,
except for flipping over maybe, and that can damage this car. I took this car
and saved Lance by just running over Diaz' men and did drive-by shootings with
my Uzi.

Corrections from Daniel Fomin
-----------------------------
In your Death Row thing, it says Steve Bond got $11,000. This is untrue. Truly,
if you pick up all the money, you'll have $37, 712!!! I did this mission 3 more
times to see if this is the same always, it is, so kill all the guys, pick up
all the money, fail the mission, kill all the guys, pick up all the money, etc.
etc. This process got me more than $500,000! BUT it took me an hour... and I
was bored as hell.

Alternate Strategy from bendman
-------------------------------
I get around by motorcycles all the time, so when I started this mission I had 
a motorcycle.  I was already loaded from previous missions, and it was timed by 
Lance's health, so I was in a hurry.  When I turned down the straightaway that 
leads to the 1 car roadblock, I went as fast as I could and jumped off the back 
when I was about 40' from the guy by the car.  I already had my Uzi out, so as 
soon as I hit the ground I wasted them.  Now I shoot the guy running up from 
the docks, and shoot about 4 people on my way up a ramp thing about 50' in the 
air.  From here I take out everybody with my assault rifle.  Now I go back and 
get my bike from where it crashed by the car, and run over the guy guarding 
lance, then I take off with lance on the bike.  If you usually get around by 
bike in VC, dodging Diaz's men on the way back is easy, just swerve a lot and 
outrun them.

7.4.2 - Mission 2: "RUB OUT"
Reward: 50,000 bucks!!!!

Well, if you do this mission, the reward pretty much pays for the last 2
missions.  Your mission is basically to "rub out" Diaz as payback for
kidnapping Lance.  It starts outside Diaz's mansion on a pink marker.  Lance
will drive up and show you his weapons in his trunk.  Cool.  Make sure you have
full armor and health because you will need it.  Use your M-16 in first person
to target and shoot the guards at the entrance.  But it is locked!  No fear,
head around the west side and enter there.  Head through the maze in the
bushes, killing everyone in your way and entering the mansion.

Climb up the stairs to get to the second floor and to reach Diaz's lair.  You
will have to fight Diaz along with several other guards.  Be careful and watch
your health, and eventually you will prevail.  Diaz isn't that tough.  After
you kill him you will have control of this huge mansion!  Sweeeeeeeetttt!  Oh,
did I mention you also get $50,000 dollars?

7.4.3 - Mission 3: "SHAKEDOWN"
Reward: $2,000, and all assets are now purchasable

Now that you have Diaz's mansion, it is time to start taking over Vice
City.  These next few for Tommy will be self-started, and going to the roof
will start them.  For this mission, you are going to go to a mall and send a
message to some shops by busting all of their windows.  Sounds easy?  Well, you
will have to deal with the cops as well, so it isn't as easy as it sounds.
After you enter the mall, the purple blips will indicate the stores you need to
destroy.  Only when the purple blips go away, you know that you have completed
it.  A good strategy is if the cops are on your trail, go into the store that
needs to be destroyed, and the cops will start shooting the glass, doing the
work for you.  Once you destroy all of the glass windows, you will have
completed the mission, but you will have a wanted level of 5.  Good luck
getting out, but if you get caught or die, you the mission will still be
complete.

Alternate Strategy from Jonathan Plaster
----------------------------------------
I have a different strategy for "the shakedown" mission.  It takes a little
more preparation but I think that it's much easier during the mission.  Before
the mission go and get a motorcycle, (I used the PCJ 600 but anyone would
probably do) and put it in your garage at your mansion. Also stock up on a gun
that you can use while on the motorcycle and get plenty of ammo for it. Now
start your mission and get your motorcycle out of your garage drive to the mall
and drive through the front doors. Once inside you can drive around to the
blips and while on the motorcycle use the L2 or R2 button along with the O
button to shoot out the windows while riding. This way you can get from area to
area quicker and you don't sustain a lot of damage to your health this way, and
it also makes it easier for you to escape after the mission.

7.4.4 - Mission 4: "BAR BRAWL"
Reward: $4000

Once you go to the marker, take the men that you get for this mission to the
yellow blip on the map and you will see some guys out in front.  Take care of
them easily by running the over or doing drive-bys.  BTW, the point of the
mission is to get into the Front Page bar and find out who is supplying their
guards.  After you kill the guards outside, go inside to the pink marker and
the owner will tell you where they come from.  Then a timer starts, don't you
just love timers?  It will give you 5 minutes to kill all of the targets, and
it is not an easy task.  You have to go to the security headquarters in
Washington Beach to kill the rest.  I would suggest the alley next to it.  It
has some stairs so you can snipe them all, or throw some bombs at them.  Once
you kill all of the guys in the parking lot, the last two guys will flee on
their motorcycles.  Follow them and use the nearby police bribe if needed.  Hit
them off of their bikes and run them over in the time limit to complete the
mission.  Pretty hard eh?  Only one more mission for...you.

Alternate strategy from Jake Tomlin
-----------------------------------
In return I've got another strategy for the Bar Brawl mission.  Before you go
to kill the guys outside the bar go and get your car rigged with a bomb by 8
Ball (his shop is down near the port, it's marked on the map.)  Then go and
kill the guards by the bar, speak to the manger, and drive your car to the
security firm.  You've got two choices, either aim the car for the entrance and
bail out, or just drive it in, get out and run away.  When you're a safe
distance then blow the bomb.  All those baddies with the assault rifles are
smudges on the ground.  Admittedly, so are your two thugs, but, hey, they knew
the risks, right?

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
An even easier way to finish this mission without preparation is just go talk
to the manager and then drive north up the same road and turn left where the
blip is. Stop across the street and check out their entrance with all the men
standing with pink arrows above them. Simply fire one rocket in there and
done...
If one survives, just go in there and shoot him.
Alternative option is throw a hand grenade or a Molotov cocktail in there. If
you completed the fire truck mission and you're fireproof it's even easier.
Then just grab a car and follow the bikers and ram them and run over them to
finish the job.

7.4.5 - Mission 5: "COPLAND"
Reward: $10,000, then $5,000 forever, see the bottom of this mission for
details.

Haha, this is a tough mission.  At least there is no timer right?  But it is
definitely hard anyway.  One of your men has screwed up a bombing and you need
to cover it up.  So you think up an intricate plan and that involves changing
into a cop's uniform.  To do that, do anything to get a wanted level.  The
easiest would be to run into their car or run over a lot of people.  Then, head
towards your garage, marked by a yellow blip on your radar, and have the cops
follow you into the garage.  You need at least 2 cops for you and Lance to
change into.  Once you get 2 cops in the garage with you, the door will close,
and then open with you and Lance in police uniforms.  Cool.  Now head over to
the mall in the police car parked outside which is behind the short wall, and
follow the pink marker to find it in the Tarbrush cafe.  That is where you will
plant the bomb.  As soon as you enter the pink marker, dash out as fast as you
can.  The bomb detonates after 5 seconds, and appropriately your wanted level
reaches a small level 5.  Level 5?!?! Holy crap!  Get out of there as fast as
possible and get in your car and drive like you never drove before.  The small,
speedy, and deadly Vice cop cars will be after you, and try to get to your
mansion as fast as possible.  If your car catches on fire, bail out but don't
go towards the cops and don't run in the middle of a street where a high speed
FBI car can kill you.  Just a little advice to help you out.  Once you reach
the mansion, the mission will be complete.  The cool part about this is that
you will find a $5,000 icon on the front porch of your mansion.  It regenerates
once every day.  That's pretty cool huh. (thanks to Mixedbag101@aol.com for a
correction)

CactusJack225@aol.com had a way of escaping easier and it really works well.

"When you are leaving the mall, there is a lower area just outside the doors of
the coffee place.  Down there is a cop bribe that u can get fairly easily.
Thus, you avoid the FBI and have a relatively easy time escaping just 4 stars
then you would 5."

Another method by Lucas
-----------------------

Okay, now.  After getting the cop uniforms, there are two things that can be
done.  If you already have all packages, simply go to the Baxter airbase and
either steal the tank or the Hunter, fly back to the mall, park it near the
police bribe and (this is important) Leave the Door open to the chopper / tank
(I have found that any chopper will do) then enter the mall, set the bomb and
then run for the bribe, grab it and jump into the chopper.  make sure you don't
leave Vance behind because the police choppers show up and the cops start
rappelling down from the choppers (pretty cool).

Then simply fly to the front steps of the mansion and that's it. Easy as pie.
Or in the tank, pretty much the same thing, just drive to the hideout by
driving over anything in your path, I have found the road spikes that cops
throw across the road do not affect the tank's performance....I may have just
been lucky though.

Additional Strategy from Doug
-----------------------------

Here is a near sure-fire way to beat copland easily.  As soon as you start the
mission at your mansion, go up to the roof and get the helicopter.  Fly it down
in front of the mansion.  If Lance didn't follow you up to the roof, or he's
not in front of the mansion when you land, then go inside the mansion to get
him.  Once Lance is outside, get inside the helicopter and make sure Lance gets
in as well.  Then, fly over to the mall.  There is an entrance on the side of
the mall (it's the one that's closest to the store you need to plant the bomb
in).  To the side of this entrance there is an area where you can land the
helicopter (it's the area where you can get the police star).  Once you've
successfully landed your helicopter down there, go about the mission as usual:
get a car, get 2 stars, get in the garage, get the cops uniforms, get the
police car that's next to the garage and drive over to the mall.  Before you go
in the mall, park your car on that side entrance (the one which is closest to
where you need to plant the bomb) make sure your car is in facing down the ramp
so that you can easily drive down the ramp to get to the helicopter once the
bomb has blown.  Once you've gone in the mall and planted the bomb, run
outside, get in your car, drive down to the helicopter, get inside and get back
to your mansion (you can land in front of the mansion, or if there's cops at
the mansion when you arrive, land on the roof and then make your way downstairs
and to the front).  I suppose, in theory, your Helicopter could be shot up to
the point of exploding by cops (as you're leaving the mall), or that you could
be shot down by the police helicopter; but I did the mission twice using this
method and was successful both times.

Another method by Jungo Fett
----------------------------
I did it easy, I got the maverick off the roof and started the stage picked up
lance then I parked the maverick in between the shopping center doors on the
grass I want stole a car and got the police car drive to the shops and I went
and planted the bomb BOOM i ran out and jumped in the maverick and up and a way
done.

Some tips from Sensa
--------------------
When you have planted the bomb go further down the road and look for a little
alleyway.  There should be a sparrow in the grassy bit to your left so get in
that and fly back to your mansion

Alternate Strategy from Cypher
------------------------------
I used a little bit another strategy for this mission:
Drive to the lock up, get two cops following you into it and take their
clothes, as it is supposed to do.  Then drive to the entrance of the mall (the
one closest to the bomb planting point) and enter the building.  Do not plant
the bomb yet. Take a look at the escalator that is in the middle of the mall.
If you go upstairs and to the left you will see a door that is being guarded by
two (?) cops. If take this door you will get out of the mall and right to the
parking. Did you get the idea?
Well, go back to the bomb planting point and start your mission. After the bomb
is planted, run as fast as you can to the parking garage, in which you were
before. Forget about Lance! There will be a message about your leaving Lance
behind. Do not take it into consideration. Take the fastest car you see after
getting out. If you noticed, there is a ramp on the left upper side of the roof
(looking in the direction as if you just went out of the mall). Jump off the
ramp and take a look at the map. You must drive to the Pay 'N' Spray (it is to
the North I guess).
Well you have almost beaten the mission after you repaint the car. Now drive
back to the mall and take Lance. (Do not worry about the cops. They will not do
anything to you although you are not in a police car.) Get back in the car
together with Lance and drive to the mansion.
That's it :)

Alternate Strategy from alkatr0z
--------------------------------
In Copland a really easy way I found to do it was just to get the
Police Maverick in Vice City after you get the uniforms. Land it right
next to the door (there's that little patch of grass there with easily
enough room to land a chopper). Run in. Plant the bomb; run out and
straight to the chopper and away you go to the mansion. Thought be
warned that wherever you land will be crawling with coppers. Even the
roof where I landed. You also have to battle your way down through the
mansion. And leave and reenter the mansion through the front. Probably
you could land at the top of the stairs right next to the front door
and save yourself too much hassle.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             7.5 Final Missions
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The reason these are classified as final missions are because they relate to
the story, but they aren't in your mansion anymore.  Also, there are some
requirements for even getting these missions to show up.
Thanks to Craig Kostelecky, I know now that the requirements are having the
Print Works and completing all of its missions, and having 5 other assets and
completing their missions.

7.5.1 - Mission 1: "CAP THE COLLECTOR"
Reward: $30,000

Ooh! We are getting close to the end and they will keep on getting harder.  If
you think this is hard, wait till the next mission.  That one took me a LONG
time.  Anyway, the point of this mission is to kill 6 collectors, and they
travel in pairs.  The Forelli's are behind these collections after they hear
about what you have been doing to take over Vice City.  The pink blips mark
your properties, and the more properties you have, the easier this mission will
be, you will see why in a second.  You have to follow the red dot, which marks
the first pair of collectors and they head first for the boathouse.  You won't
be able to stop them from doing that, but you should be able to see them on the
way to the next property, Sunshine Autos.  You need to knock them off of their
bikes and kill them.  Once you kill them they get replaced.  You need to kill
three pairs to complete the mission.  You fail the mission if they tax all of
your properties, so if you have a lot of properties, then you have more time to
kill them all.  I would not suggest killing them at the assets because they
have big guns and can kill you fast that way.  So after you kill them all, you
get $30,000 and the final mission of the main story is available!  Yay!!!

Alternate Strategy from Sara Crisostomo
---------------------------------------
After going to the print works you have to go into a fast car and drive as fast
as you can to The Malibu because all of the 6 mafiosis have to go there
anyways. After a few seconds, there will come the first two, the best way to
kill them is to blow up their motorcycle with a rocket launcher, then you'll
have to wait a little for the next two and do the same thing. After that there
are just 2 mafiosis left they are supposed to be the most difficult but with
your rocket launcher they aren't more difficult then the other 4. After killing
them all you'll get 30.000!!  And you'll only have to do one mission to
complete the story missions.

Alternate Strategy from Kenny Smell
-----------------------------------
This was labeled as one of the hardest missions of the game.  I found an
extremely easy way to beat this mission... one that makes the mission easy
enough for anyone to beat it.

Instead of chasing the mafia around, Just go to one of the businesses that they
haven't taxed yet.  Personally I chose the Cherry Popper Ice Cream factory
cause it was close to the beginning point of the mission.

Try to get a large Vehicle BEFORE the mission starts and that way you'll have
it ready.  Any car, jeep, fan, whatever will do.  When you get to the Ice Cream
factory or whatever business you choose, park your vehicle on the icon that you
have to touch to collect your money.  If you can, find another vehicle to park
beside it just for extra security.

Get a descent weapon ready, such as a shotgun or a colt python, and simply wait
for the Mafia to come to you.  When they get there shoot he hell out of them.
If you're like me and you want to cheat a little and make the mission easier...
use the wanted level cheat when your wanted level goes up.  That way you don't
have to worry about cops too.

On a side note... the Mafia usually parks in the same spot to collect the
money.  I know at the Cherry Popper Ice Cream factory they park on the
sidewalk.

Alternate Strategy from Daniel Aspinall
---------------------------------------
I developed my own way of doing "Cap the Collector". First of all, straight
after you get Diaz's mansion get the chopper on top and go around getting every
hidden package. This unlocks the hunter at the air base. Next once you've
finished "Cop Land" make sure you keep the cop uniform on. Now, when you
walk/fly/whatever into the air base the army won't attack you. Thus you can get
an attack helicopter, which makes any assassination mission a piece of cake.
When I did "Cap the Collector" the first guys were at the boatyard, then the
Malibu and finally at Inter Global films.

7.5.2 - Final Mission: "KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE..."
Reward: $30,000, and the completion of the main story missions

Are you ready? Cause this is most likely the hardest mission of them all,
fittingly the "last mission."  I put that in quotations because the game isn't
really over yet, there are all the other things to do.  Anyway, let us get
started.  It starts with a pink marker outside of your Starfish Island mansion.
Uh oh, the mob is coming because you killed their people.  Get ready to fight.
You are sending Ken the lawyer to make a deal with counterfeit money, and you
send Lance to get the men.  But wait, Lance is a traitor!  He informs the mob
about the bad money and the mob comes and assaults your mansion.

First things first.  Guard your safe from the guys that come in.  After killing
a LOT of them, like 15-20 of them, Lance will show up outside the office in the
upstairs hallway.  Shoot him to get him running and follow him.  Every time you
shoot him he will go higher, until you get to the roof.  Go into the corner to
find an Adrenaline pill and that makes this MUCH easier.  You will see Lance
and the thugs, and a bunch of explosives.  Hmm, what to do?  Lure Lance over to
the barrels and waste him.  Ahh, the smell of sweet revenge.  Not much time to
celebrate, head back to your safe where the mob is after it again.  This time
it is Sonny Forelli, the big bastard with a Ruger, and many people with him.
This is the hardest part of the game, and the last part of the mission.
Getting behind your desk to take cover is the only advice I can give you
because you are going to need some serious skill to get past this part.  Pick
off all of his guys first since they take less damage to kill, and deal with
Sonny alone.  It is much easier that way, but it is still difficult.  Once you
kill everyone in that final surge of guys, you have completed the mission.
Congratulations!  You now own Vice City and have completed the main story
missions!  Of course there is still lots to do, but you have completed A LOT of
the game!

Additional Strategy from Scott Halvorson
----------------------------------------

This seems to work very well. You need MP-5, Spas-12, a sniper rifle, and an m-
60 all with plenty of ammo. Start the mission and stand by the desk so that you
can see the office door. Use the spas 12 and kill each thug as they approach.
Soon you get the message to go kill lance. Switch to the mp-5 for its longer
range and so you can run. Head out into the hall and you get a cut scene. After
the scene sprint up the stairs but not towards lance, go the other way. When
you reach the top level of the entryway target each thug and shoot them about 6
times. Lance will be at the end of the hall out of range so sprint towards him.
When you enter the hall target Lance and shoot him. Now is a good time to
switch to the shotgun. As you move up the stairs target each flight and if you
pick anything up fire. Just before you get to the roof select your MP-5 (you
need to sprint). As soon as you get to the roof sprint to the adrenaline but if
you miss it keep going to the back (by the health). If there is a helicopter on
the pad kill it so it doesn't get blown up while you are near it. Now select
your sniper rifle and walk up towards the front of the landing pad. The guys
never go up on the heli-pad! Ease forward just enough to see the tops of the
explosive barrels and snipe them. Ease forward more until you can target each
individual thugs head. Pick them off one by one. Lance takes 3 shots. There is
usually one guy you can't get this way, he stands up against the wall near an
explosive barrel. You can use a weapon with auto target to see him from up top.

Select your mp-5 on go to the lower level, go around the corner, and then duck
back behind it. He charges you but auto target and shoot him.
Return to the stairs. If your health and armor is low go downstairs (as long as
you have above 20 health you can just jump down the middle of the stairway, you
will survive!). Grab the armor and health if you need it and head towards the
office. This triggers the final cut scene.
After this DO NOT go in the office, it's a death trap! Instead sprint back to
the stairs and fight your way to the basement!

You should only have to fight about 4 guys and you have 2 opportunities to
refresh your armor. Head through the tunnel and go past the underground pool
and then head out to where the armor and chainsaw you earned from package
hunting. Use auto target to check for enemies around corners and you should be
able to get them before they get you.
When you get near the front of the estate you will notice 3 limousines with a
steady flow of reinforcements exiting them. Select your m-60 and blow up the
limos. BINGO!!!! No more reinforcements!! Now all you have to do is kill 3 guys
on the stairs outside (I prefer mp-5 for its long range and the speed it allows
you to move). After that select the m-60 (Tommy says "didn't think I'd use this
did ya'") Go up the stairs far enough that your shots clear them but not all
the way, you need cover. 3 guys left! Shoot the guy that you recognize as
Sunny. The first round hits him in the back, and he never gets a chance to
retaliate. It takes about 6 rounds (enough to blow up a car!) but he dies. It's
a nice sneak attack. YOU WIN EASY!

Additional Strategy from Raul Acosta
------------------------------------

In the first part of the mission, when you're defending the safe, be sure to
have full armor and the minigun (with a lot of ammo). Stand near the entrance
to the office and simply start pumping the stairwell with a barrage of
firepower. If you're lucky you'll be able to cap most of the goons trying to
burst in and your armor will absorb most of the damage you'll receive. When you
begin the second part of the mission and run after Vance, run like a mother and
try to avoid the shots coming at you. I tried shooting him but I'm not sure if
shooting him actually makes him begin his run to the roof. Anyway, head to the
stairway but instead of going straight to the roof run down and reach the
little room where there's armor, health and the sniper rifle and Ruger.
Recharge; rest a bit if you need to (or if you can), arm yourself with the MP5
and then begin a mad dash to the roof access, taking out whatever goombah's in
the way. Now, when you reach the roof, run straight to the ramp that leads to
the helipad. You may take some damage or you may not; if you don't all the
better.  You get a breather here since the bad guys DON'T follow you into the
helipad. Now, you can take the satisfaction of shooting Vance over the
helipad's railing (using the MP5 submachine gun, the best weapon to aim and
shoot with in this game other than the PSG-1) like I did the first time around,
but you can actually wipe him and his stooges out without taking a hit by
lobbing some grenades from a distance. You know you have inflicted some damage
when Tommy says the "Last Dance for Lance Vance" thing. Keep lobbing grenades
and you'll know Vance is dead when Tommy says "You picked the wrong side,
Vance". Now the _HARD_ part begins. Work your way down the stairs to the little
room once more, recharge, and then go up to your office's level. For some
reason you are not attacked during this time. When the little cut-scene with
Sonny ends, don't go down the main stairwell. Run to the right and try to take
out some of his goombahs with the MP5. Don't try sticking out for long because
Sonny's Ruger is nasty and will mow you down in seconds. Head to the
roof's/basement's stairs and recharge in the little room once more, then go up
to the access way to the lobby. Arm yourself with the MP5 once more and try to
take out some of the random goons. You're likely to suffer some damage here, so
duck into the bar on the other end of the lobby and recharge with armor and
life before trying to take out Sonny. Be sure to try to take him out with a
fresh clip coz he'll be pumping into you as you fire on him (unless you're
weaving and running I guess :-P ). If you're lucky you'll take him out before
you're taken out, so start running WHEREVER to avoid the remaining goombahs'
gunshots and wait out the end of the mission.

Another strategy from Paul Schultz
----------------------------------
At the beginning protect your safe, go up and kill Lance in any way described
in the other strategies.  After Lance and the rest of the goons on the roof
have been killed walk all the way to the ledge of the roof so you can see down.
From here you should see the three limos that all the reinforcements come from.
Use some sort of high powered weapon and blow up all three of them.  Go back
down the stairs (and pick up health/armor if needed) and you'll get the cut
scene where Sonny shows up.  Go back into your office and duck behind the desk.
After taking out all of the goons there should just be Sonny left.  Stand right
outside your office where you can't see him and he can't see you.  From the top
throw grenades down the stairs to where he's standing.  After a few grenades
Sonny will be dead and you won't take any damage in the process.

Alternate Strategy from James Wyatt
-----------------------------------
I want to suggest to you an easy way to beat the game, in the final mission
Keep Your Friends Close.  After starting in Tommy's office, I knelt slightly
off to the right side of the desk, facing the open door, with my Python
selected.  One guy came in, and I killed him in one shot.  After about 30
seconds, I got the message to go get Lance!  I died, but I tried that again and
this time, NO-ONE came in!  It was easy!  I rushed to the helipad and lobbed
grenades over and made short work of Lance.  Re-entering the mansion, I ran
back to the office to make Sunny enter.  I then ran out of the office and up
the little flight of stairs to the left.  In that back corner, I could easily
pick off everyone.  I slowly approached the rail on the right side (when facing
the office, the rail on the right side) and picked off Sunny with my laser
sniper rifle.  It was much easier than just rushing him!

Alternate Strategy from Mike Lauraine
-------------------------------------
Before you start the mission make sure to go and pick up a rocket launcher, you
will need it at the end.

You go through the usual with killing a few guys from the office and then run
to the top after Lance and kill him.  On your way back to the office to engage
with Sonny go and get some armor or life fill up if needed.  Once the talk is
over with Sonny take out you rocket launcher and fire it a 3-4 times (I lost
count and just kept killing) at the bottom of the stairs where Sonny and his
men are.  Well that's it! It is over before you know it and you barely get hit
and don't even have to run anywhere, just stand at the top of the stairs by the
office.  Hope this helps someone.

Alternate Strategy from D_Rock
------------------------------
I know that you have MANY strategies for the last mission already, but I wanted
to write one that would be shorter and more to the point than the other ones
that you have.

There are 4 parts to this mission, but before you start make sure you save at
the Vercetti mansion.  The key to this mission is to remember that the health
and armor at the bottom of the stairwell regenerates very quickly.

Part 1 - Protect the safe.  Stand near the safe and waste all who come in with
an uzi or shotgun.

Part 2 - Kill Vance.  Chase Vance up the stairwell.  If you need to, go to the
bottom of the stairwell and get new health and armor.  When you get to the
roof, run to the helipad.  Snipe them with the sniper rifle from as far away as
you can.  If you need to, go to the bottom of the stairwell and get new health
and armor.

Part 3 - Blow up the 3 limos in the front of the mansion.  If you need to, go
to the bottom of the stairwell and get new health and armor.

Part 4 - Kill Sonny.  From the main entrance of the mansion, go up the stairs
that lead to the safe.  Wait for the scene with Sonny to play out.  Now run up
the stairs and cut left (do not go into the office).  Go to the bottom of the
stairwell and get new health and armor.  Go back up the stairwell and head down
the first hallway that leads to the front entrance of the mansion.  You will be
on the same level as Sonny.  When you get to the large entrance of the mansion,
there will be some pillars that you can use for cover.  Use the uzi to kill
Sonny and his bodyguards.  Watch your health.  When your armor is gone run back
down the stairwell and get more.  Repeat this until you win!

An Easy Way to Kill Lance
-------------------------
An extremely easy way to kill Lance is to get a helicopter and park it right
beside him target him through it and it will explode leaving him with little
health then bust out a Uzi and cap his behind.
(Thanks to Tyler Bodkins)

An Easy Way to Kill Sonny
-------------------------
This is a very easy way to beat the final guy on "Keep your friends close".
After a lot of tries I found a way that is fool proof and I haven't died yet
using it. Once you finally kill Lance, go al the way downstairs and pick up
armor and health. Get out your automatic weapon and walk out on the bottom
floor. Be careful not to move too fast as you go through the hallway. Sometimes
enemies can pop up.  After killing the nobodies, move up to the first pillar.
Then, move to the right just enough so you can shoot the final guy without him
being able to shoot you. Crouch down and fire away. If you do it right his
bullets will never even touch you. I haven't lost once using this technique.
(Thanks to ROrtiz)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             7.6 Extra Missions
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

These are missions not required to progress in the game, but are required to
get 100% completion in the game.  There are a lot of extra missions, more than
story missions so it might take a while.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            7.6.1 Avery Carrington
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can find him in his limo at the construction site in Vice Point.
You can find him pretty early in the game, after you complete the
"Riot" mission for Rosenberg.  Here we go.

7.6.1.1 - Mission 1: "FOUR IRON"
Reward: $500

Pretty good cash for the beginning missions.  Not.  What you have to do is take
care of a guy at the local golf course.  First, follow the T-shirt to get some
golfing clothes...boy he looks like a nerd...and then head to Leaf Link gold
course.  When you enter, all of your guns will be taken away, and they will
leave you with your melee weapon.  If you don't have one, there is a golf club
right after you go through security.  Go to yellow blip on the dot and hit one
of his guards.  This cues a cut scene showing your target getting away in a
Caddie.  Follow him with a Caddie of your own.  The guards will also chase you,
do your best to shrug them off.  Either take him out in the caddy, the easiest
way, or follow him on the streets.  If you take too long, you will fail so make
haste.  Tip over whatever he is driving, and then run him over to complete the
mission.  The only problem is if he is using a caddy, and as you all know they
don't flip over.  So drive-by him and set him on fire that way to finish him
off.

Alternate Strategy from Sid Davis
---------------------------------
Basically show up at the driving range and then drive the other golf carts that
are there into the water. (Bailing out as you get close to edge)

I did this figuring that if bad guy didn't have a cart I could just run him
over as he ran away. Well Surprise, surprise... he jumps in a Caddy anyway...
and it's one of the ones in the water. Apparently he can't swim too well.
Mission Over. ;)

Alternate Strategy from Ian Glick
---------------------------------
This is concerning Avery Carrington's mission Four
Iron. I found a really easy way of getting rid of the bodyguards that get in
your way and try to kill you in Leaf Links. Before you start the mission, go to
Tarbrush Cafe in North Point Mall in Vice Point. Go behind the counter and into
the back room and grab the
Katana. Now that you'll have this when you go to Leaf
Links, you don't have to use a golf club to beat the bodyguards. The katana
assures a quickly sliced & diced bodyguard and less interference on the road so
you can pass the mission.

Alternate Strategy from Robert Brown
------------------------------------
Here is an extremely easy way to do this. After you step on the pink marker to
start the mission, jump into the comet that is parked out front. Drive it
straight into the fence. Hop on the car. Hop over the fence. You are in with
your weapons. Grab a cart. Drive to the target. Keep a little distance. Get out
of the cart. Auto target anyone with the your best weapon. Use the L1 button to
re-target until you are on your man. Kill him. Once he's dead his bodyguards
will go neutral. Very easy.

Alternate Strategy from Andy Robson
-----------------------------------
Here's an easy way to complete this mission. Park a cart sideways on to the
driving range where the guy is and drive another cart into it so that it tips
over and ends up underneath him, it will set on fire and blow him and his
guards up.

Alternate Strategy by ShrimpyDude99  
----------------------------------- 
This is in regards to the four iron mission from Avery Carrington. O.K. you 
need to know one of the weapons cheats that includes a sniper rifle. That's all 
of them. So, just get the golfing clothes and go to the golf club. If you had 
weapons before you went in the security system, then you don't have them 
anymore, except for your melee weapon. Once you're through, then simply enter 
one of the weapon codes. The security guards shouldn't chase you. (Cause of 
your newly obtained guns) if they do, then kill them. You know your target 
right? Get close enough for sniping range, but far away enough so that his 
bodyguards cant see you. This is very possible. Snipe him out, and BADDA BING 
BADDA BAM!! You're done with the mission. Well there you go, I'm pretty sure I 
covered it all.

7.6.1.2 - Mission 2: "DEMOLITION MAN"
Reward: $1,000

A lot of people had trouble with this one but I found it pretty easy.  The
hardest part about this is obviously the flying of the helicopter, but once you
master that, this mission is easy.  What you have to do is pick up and drop off
four bombs in the construction site.  First, the blip on the map will point you
to a Top Fun van, where you can control a RC helicopter.  Of course, it would
be too easy unless there was a time limit.  After you drop off the first bomb
you have 7:00 to drop off the remaining three bombs.  That is plenty of time to
complete this mission.  I recommend going from the top to the bottom so you
leave as much time as possible for the hardest one.  The thugs that will start
shooting you can easily be killed be running them over or chopping them up with
your blades.  After you drop off all 4 bombs, the mission is complete.

Alternate Strategy from C. D'Angelo
-----------------------------------
For "Demolition Man", the 7 min. time limit won't start until you pick up your
first bomb.  All you have to do is fly over and kill all the construction
workers and security guards with the blades first.  After that, it's smooth
sailing...just place the bombs in 7 min. and you're all set.


7.6.1.3 - Mission 3: "TWO BIT HIT"
Reward: $2,500, Havana Outfit delivered to Streetwear in Little Havana

Hey, Donald Love is back!  Anyway, what you are supposed to do is start a gang
war between the Cubans and the Haitians.  First you need to change into a Cuban
gang outfit by following the T-shirt again.  After you change, drive by the
Funeral Parlor signified by a yellow blip.  If you get the attention of the
Haitians, go after the Haitian Gang Lord.  If you are lucky, you can kill him
before he gets in his Hearse, but if not it is okay, it is pretty hard to kill
him before.  Chase him and kill him using drive by, and after either he dies or
the car blows up, you will have completed the mission after you leave Little
Haiti.

Alternate Strategy from Brett Dix
---------------------------------
Here's a much easier way to complete Two Bit Hit.
You'll need a rocket launcher, which can be obtained from the swimming pool at
the Happy Hooker Holiday Inn (near the entrance to the airport).

After you get your disguise, hop in a car and cruise toward the target area. As
you approach the Cubans, take a left before they see you and then turn right
down the alley. Head along the alley for a bit and then hop out of the car when
you are close to the target. Look around the corner to your right and you
should see the gang lord's car with an arrow above it.

Fire two rounds from the rocket launcher into his car to blow it up and kill
him.

To get out of town, just jump back in your car and carry on down the alley.
Turn right to get back to the street, then turn left and follow the road around
until you get to the highway. Turn left and floor it...

If you do this right, you can complete the mission without the Cubans firing a
single shot at you.

Alternate Strategy from dheensa
-------------------------------
In the 2bit hit, where you have to attack the Haitians as a Cuban, there is an
easier way.  Get kind of close 2 the place so the Haitians see u. than go back
and make a right. Use a grenade or Molotov cocktail and throw it over the wall.
After a few seconds they'll all b dead. However you'll get a 2 star-wanted
level. Just get 2 the bridge and when it says "Greetings from Vice City", the
wanted level will disappear.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                         7.6.2 Rock Band: Love Fist
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These missions can be located at the downtown V-Rock building, indicated by a
red circle on the radar.  You can start doing his missions after the mission
"Shakedown."  These missions are a sequel to one of the last of the main story
missions so these won't be a walk in the park.  I think we should get more
money for these but whatever.  Here we go.

7.6.2.1 - Mission 1: "LOVE JUICE"
Reward: $2,000

Hmm, I wonder what Love Juice is.  Well, frankly, it is a kind of drug.  Love
Fist wants you to get some of it from a secret source.  Get a very fast sports
car, or a motorcycle so you can shoot ahead of you.  The best vehicle for this
is a PCJ-600, but those don't appear out of nowhere.  But if you do have one
use it here as it will be much easier.  Follow the pink blip on the radar to
get a pink marker, and make sure you are in your fast car or motorcycle.  Honk
the horn to signal the dealer to come out and make a deal.  He takes your
money, and runs without giving you the drugs.  Chase him down!  That's why you
need a fast car or PCJ, he has a PCJ himself.  Try to destroy his bike without
knocking him of his bike; he has a stubby shotgun that can pack a mean punch.
If you have a motorcycle follow him and shoot him from behind until his bike
explodes.  If you have a car, you should drive-by him.  Collect the drugs and
take them back to Love Fist for a mission completed and $2,000.

Alternate Strategy from Lord_Zophar
-----------------------------------
The first part is okay and accurate (of course you can do the first part a lot
easier.  Just park your car so that the front is facing the exit of the parking
lot.  Now, honk the horn and then chase after him when he takes off.  You will
have to follow him for a couple of turns, but you can quickly gain on him and
then BOOM!  slam into him and then run him over.  This is so much easier and
more fun then the other ways!)

Anyway, this is not the end of the mission.  Get out of your car and get the
drugs, and then you will get a cell phone call.  Press L1 (default) to answer
it and Kent will say that the band members want a woman too.  You then have to
go pick up Mercedes at her house.  At this point you will have some stars and
so you might try losing them before you pick her up.  When you are ready to
pick her up, make sure you have a FAST car because as soon as you get her, you
have little over a minute to get back to the studio.  No major strategy here,
just drive as fast as you can and don't hit a thing or you won't make it (take
the straightest route possible too).  Once you get there you will win the
mission and get your reward.

Alternate Strategy from Andy Robson
-----------------------------------
On the "Love Juice" mission an easy way to complete the second part is after
you've killed the drug dealer go and get a helicopter and fly to the woman's
house, you can just about land on the red circle, and you can pick her up as if
you were in a car. Simply fly back to the studio as fast as you can. you can
make it with 15 - 20 seconds to spare.

7.6.2.2 - Mission 2: "PSYCHO KILLER"
Reward: $4,000

This mission is where you have to get rid of a stalker, and you know what I
mean by get rid of him.  But this stalker isn't stupid and he will put up a
fight.  I have tried many different ways, but I still lose him because the limo
is too slow.  There is a trick that worked for me in the Brady Games strategy
guide.  After you start the mission, get a fast car, and put it by the signing
area, or by where the stalker takes off.  When you get there, the killer will
kill a few people, hop into his car and flee the scene.  As soon as you do
that, get into your high-powered car and zoom after him.  Now, just destroy the
car and kill him in the process to land the $4,000 dollars.  For now, you are
done with them, because you need to do some Biker missions before you can
proceed with him.  After you complete all of the Biker missions below, you can
proceed with this last one.

Additional Strategy by Ed Novak
-------------------------------

Seems that not everyone likes the Devils of Rock Excess.  Someone's been
stalking the Fists, making death threats and such.  Kent Paul asks you to drive
the Love Fist limo down to the show, and lure out the psycho killer.  First,
head outside and jump in the crimson stretch limo, and then drive down the road
to the pink marker.  Park at the marker, and you'll see a couple of women go
into the arena...followed by what appears to be a guy in drag.  The drag queen
shoots one of the guards, then jumps in his car and takes off.  Once again,
chase him down!  You have two choices now: A) chase him through the entire city
until one of you dies, or B) memorize his route and figure out the best place
to smash him.  The easiest way is to pin him against a building after he makes
his first left turn.  He'll make a U-turn in the middle of the road, which
leaves a great opportunity to impale his car on a lamppost.  Once he bails out,
shoot him a couple of times to complete the mission.

Alternate Strategy from Robert Brown
------------------------------------
I found the mission with the stalker to be quite difficult at first but I
believe I have found the simplest way to do it. You will need the rocket
launcher. Before getting into the limo select the Launcher as your weapon.
Drive slowly to the pink marker. AS you begin to get close to the marker start
hitting the triangle button so that you can exit the vehicle BEFORE the cut
scene. It is tricky but keep trying until you get it because it makes things
easy. After the cut scene you will be standing outside the limo with the
launcher ready. Just aim and take him out. Easy. It may take a couple of tries
but it is easier and far less frustrating than chasing him around.

Alternate Strategy from Brett Dix
---------------------------------
This one takes a bit of time, but it's fun (and different).

Start the mission as usual, but when the opening scene ends don't get into the
Limo. Instead, go north to the Hyman Condo (I'm assuming you own it already)
and get your chopper. You can use a car, but the chopper is faster. Go to the
airport and get the Packer behind the terminal. I say the airport because the
Packer is always there and it's close to Eight Ball's bomb shop, which is where
you're going to take it to. Get the Packer fitted out with a bomb and drive it
back to the venue. Park it across the road to roadblock where the Psycho would
normally make his escape (make sure you park hard up against the building or
he'll squeeze around the front of the truck) and run back to the Lovefist Limo.
Get in and drive to the pink marker.  When the cut scene ends, get out of the
limo with the detonator in your hand. The Psycho will bump into the Packer and
as he's trying to reverse, detonate the bomb. If his car doesn't explode
immediately, it will at least catch fire. Then you can either stand there and
watch as it explodes or finish him off with one of your heavy weapons.

7.6.2.3 - Mission 3: "PUBLICITY TOUR"
Reward: $8,000

You get to be a chauffeur, but aren't you always?  You have to go fast enough
in the limousine you are driving so the bomb doesn't detonate, kind of like the
movie Speed.  Great movie.  Anyway, it takes about 140 seconds to disarm the
bomb, and my advice is to find a wide freeway and drive along that until the
mission is complete.  Slowing down enough will detonate the bomb, and slowing
down will make the meter rise very quickly.  After the bomb is defused, follow
the pink blip as slow as you want to the gig and get your $8,000 and finish
Love Fist's missions.

Additional Strategy by Ed Novak
-------------------------------

The psycho killer's dead, but his legacy lives on.  When you and Love Fist hop
in the limo, one of the band members finds a tape and asks you to "stick it
on."  Turns out that the dearly departed stalker left a parting gift: there's a
bomb on the limo, and if you slow down too much, you die. Take off immediately,
and head towards the freeway that runs along the east coast of the island.
While you're driving, the band members will yell at each other, scream, cry
like babies, and finally defuse the bomb.  Somewhere along the line, you'll
probably run out of freeway, so be prepared to make a U-turn (and to panic as
the Detonation meter nearly fills up).  After Love Fist defuses the bomb, take
a leisurely drive over to their venue and prepare to party.

Alternate Strategy from Craig Zuck
----------------------------------
I just finished this level, and after quite a few attempts, think I've found
the easiest way.  I attempted both ideas already listed, but found it too hard
and time consuming to get to the freeway.  Instead, from the start, backup a
few feet and turn left...from here, cruise straight over the bridge to Prawn
Island and slow down just a little bit to turn towards the movie studio (if you
don't slow, you will flip and blow up) from here, follow around back onto the
main road and over the bridge again...if you go fast enough, the boys should
have the bomb defused just as you approach the recording studio.

Additional Strategy from Mark McFarland
---------------------------------------
I think I have a bit easier way of doing this mission. No U-turns.  Once you
take off make the left turn, then make the first right turn at the first
intersection past the gun shop. Keep at a pace as to keep the meter clear; you
do not need to be doing the top speed to keep the meter clear.  Now continue
straight till you get to the last bridge that will take you over to Vice City,
make the left on to it, if you did this right they should have the bomb defused
by the time you get to the first over pass on the other island.  Found it
easier to do that than work on doing hard U-turns, and tight Left and Right
turns.  Hope this will help others.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                       7.6.3 Biker: "Big" Mitch Baker
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

7.6.3.1 - Mission 1: "ALLOY WHEELS OF STEEL"
Reward: $1,000

These missions occur after Love Fist's mission "Psycho Killer."  They are
located at the Biker bar, surprise, with a spade icon on the radar.  The first
mission is a checkpoint race to prove your worth to them.  That shouldn't be
too hard.  They all have Angels, and after you talk to the leader, you will see
other Angels parked by the bar.  I suggest you don't use them, however get on
the bike go driving around looking for a Freeway (the motorcycle).  This puts
you at a HUGE advantage, I can't stress it enough.  Once you do that, go into
the pink circle to start the race.  During the race, do not shoot at the guys
or you will fail the mission automatically.  Just race.  Pretty easy to win the
race, just go for control over speed, since it is easy to tip over.  After you
win, you will $1,000 and the next mission.

Tips from Robert Brown
----------------------
Just one quick note about this race. If you walk around to the fron of the
bikes and hit triangle you will knock one of the racers from their bike and the
race will begin with you as the 3rd man instead of the fourth. Makes things a
little easier.

Additional Strategy from Andeeroo1
----------------------------------
On "Alloy Wheels of Steel" as easy way to beat the mission is to have a Ruger
(or a sniper) on hand.  Take the Angel right outside the bar and drive around
the pink mark (make sure not to hit any of the racers!).  Drive right in front
of the first checkpoints get off of the bike, and get out your Ruger.  Aim for
one of the bikers' front wheel, shoot, and quickly get on the bike.  The race
will start and you will have a head start, and one of the racers is practically
out of the race!  I beat this mission on my second try with this strategy.

Additional Strategy from PoweroftheGOM
--------------------------------------
Mission: "Alloy Wheels of Steel"
Award: $1,000

After you come out of the bar, you can either take the Angel, or go looking for
a freeway. When you get your bike, go way behind the other bikers (whom are
using Angels) and start riding towards them. When you see the pink marker that
you're supposed to stop at, don't stop. Instead go near the pink marker, and
lightly hit yourself against the biker nearest to you. This is because when you
make contact with any racer, the race will automatically start. This allows you
to have a huge advantage over the other bikers.

Some more information from mlbfeva2002
--------------------------------------
On the mission "Alloy Wheels of Steel", to easily win the race I hijacked a
large truck, I used the ambulance truck, and parked it in front of the
bikers so they will crash, one racer went into a store through the window. I
would pull up one of the bikes in front of the pink circle and shot their tires
with the m16. I won very easily.

7.6.3.2 - Mission 2: "MESSING WITH THE MAN"
Reward: $2,000

This next mission caused me a lot of problems, until I realized the secret of
how to do it easier.  Anyway, you have to raise chaos in the cities, for fun
basically.  Kind of difficult, the idea here is to raise your chaos meter until
it is full.  To do that, you must kill people, blow up vehicles, etc.  But what
I didn't know until recently is that the higher your wanted level is, the
quicker your chaos level will rise.  Now you might say, why do you need to do
it quickly?  A 2-minute time limit (it rhymed again!)  My suggestion is to get
up high, and use your rocket launcher.  It is fun and it works.  BTW, every
four or five people killed raises your meter, and every 4 or 5 vehicles blown
up raises your meter.  The mission is completed when you fill the chaos meter,
and you get $2,000.

Additional Strategy form vicecitystalker
----------------------------------------

I got a better way to beat the "messing With The Man" mission from the biker
gangs.  If you find a car, shoot the car up until it explodes.  After it
explodes, keep shooting it.  Your chaos meter will rise fairly quickly and in
the alotted time.  You will get less of a wanted level, but it will take care
of it fast.  Every 5 or six bullets raises the meter more.

Alternate Strategy from Jeff M
------------------------------
BEFORE you start this mission, go to Starfish Island, behind one of the houses,
there is a pool shaped like the Rockstar logo (an R with a star). Inside the
pool, there is a flamethrower, get it. After this, go to Mitch Baker and he
gives you the mission. Stand outside, pull out the flamethrower and start
burning people cars and everything that moves. The Chaos meter will fill up in
less than a minute if you did it correctly.

7.6.3.3 - Mission 3: "HOG TIED"
Reward: $4,000

The local gang with the burritos, maybe Cubans?? Hmm...  Anyway they stole
Mitch's bike.  Bad idea.  You have to get it back no matter what.  It is hidden
on top of the Ammu-Nation building.  A cool way to get there, BTW it also nets
you a Unique Jump, is to use the stairs across from the Ammu-Nation and land on
top.  Score!  Anyway, get the Adrenaline pill to make things a little easier.
There are many people on the roof and people will come up the stairs to the
north.  There is a health icon just in case.  After you kill all the guys, head
down the stairs, and follow the yellow blip on the radar to find his bike in a
garage.  You might have to kill some guys on the way. :)  What am I kidding, of
course you will!  To get out, go to the left side of the place, and then turn
right (north), and use the stairs as a jump out onto the streets.  It is not
over yet!!  They will chase you in Gang Burritos, and it will be tough to get
past them.  Use the bikes speed and some good driving to get back to the bar
and get your $4,000.  That was the last mission for them.  Now, you can finish
mission 3 for Love Fist.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                         7.6.4 Assassination Missions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I love this so much!  It incorporates the game Hitman...sort of.  Not as
challenging, but it's still cool.  There are several missions.  Don't get me
wrong, just because they are assassination, doesn't mean with a sniper.  In
fact, some of them aren't with a sniper, it is in the middle of the road.
Anyway, enough talk, let's go.  You get the first call early on in the game
from your cell phone after the mission "Riot", and you can find the actual
phone in Ocean Beach, marked by a phone icon.

7.6.4.1 - Mission 1: "ROAD KILL"
Reward: $500

This is sooo easy.  But you only get 500 dollars, so that should explain how
easy it is.  You have to kill a guy on a Pizza Boy.  Not hard.  The only catch
is that you have to do it before he delivers his pizzas.  He has 50 of them.
Even then, you shouldn't have a problem.  Take him out for the easy 500
dollars.

7.6.4.2 - Mission 2: "WASTE THE WIFE"
Reward: $2,000

This next phone is located in the east side of Vice Point.  You have to kill a
jewelry shop owner.  Except this time, they are in a car.  Oh no!  Don't worry
it's easy, sort of.  Make her car burst into flames is the easiest way, but you
can also make her get out of her car and kill her that way.  But make sure as
soon as you make her car set on fire you drive away quickly so no one suspects
you.  You will get a message saying you need to split, because it is about to
blow.  Cha-Ching!

7.6.4.3 - Mission 3: "AUTOCIDE"
Reward: $4,000

This phone is located in Washington, by the North Point Mall.  You finally get
to snipe somebody!  Yay!!  But, they make it hard now that you get to use it.
Oh well. What you have to do is kill 5 groups of people in 9 minutes.  That's
tough!  Oh well, let's get started.  You will find guns indicated by the blue
blip on the map.  Now for the victims.

The first victim is Mark Griffon, and he is in Washington building an
advertising board.  Easy enough stop where you can see him and snipe him.  One
down.

The second victim is Dick Tanner.  He is in Washington Beach.  You will have to
take him out on the road, and he is in a Securicar!  That spells trouble.  My
advice is to damage the car before it gets on the road to make it easier.
After that, it takes only a little more abuse to take the car down.  This is
one of the harder ones to do, so if you do this one fast good job!  If not,
keep trudging along.

The third victim is actually a group of people, two to be exact, their names
are Marcus Hammond and Franco Carter.  They are found by the Jewelry shop in
Vice Point.  They also "run" off in their trucks, but to make it easier on you,
the first one jumps out and starts shooting you.  Run him down.  The second guy
has a pickup truck, take him off the road any way you can.  Don't use bumping;
it takes too long, so I suggest drive-by the truck.

The fourth victim is a breather and a confidence builder after 2 harder
victims.  He is located on a boat off the shore by Washington Beach.  Don't use
a boat and risk it, just snipe him, saving time. That's easier huh?

The fifth victim raises the bar a little, but not a lot.  You have to kill
Charlie Dilson in Washington, and he is riding a PCJ-600.  Although it is fast,
chase him in a car and he will be down in no time.  Wow!  That's a complicated
mission huh?  Well, next mission!

Alternate Strategy from Ffej
----------------------------
I completed the Autocide mission with NO problems using the following method.
It may be helpful to practice flying a helicopter first until you get half-
decent at it. Get a helicopter and fly it to the south end of the western
island. Somewhere around the airport and military base, you will see some
industrial cooling towers with a reddish Z-shaped hotel to the south of it This
is almost perfectly west but a tiny bit north from the first big container
ship. Behind this hotel is a pool with a rocket launcher in it. Land your
helicopter somewhere safely on the lawn, and jump in the pool to get the rocket
launcher. In order to get out of the pool, be sure to switch back to your
"fist" and jump out from the shallow end. Get back in your helicopter and fly
to the J icon on your mini-map. There is a nice wide parking lot next to the
payphones that you can land in. I recommend landing in the end of the parking
lot farthest away from the payphones, closest to where the weapons will spawn,
this will save you a few seconds time later. Be careful with the aircraft, we
don't want to lose it halfway through. Answer the phone, then run with X held
down to the blue-blip to stock up on the weapons (this is actually faster than
trying to steal a car and driving there). Then, run to your helicopter and just
before you get in, arm your uzi. Then get in, and take off. As soon as you're
airborne, land on the roof right next to where you landed, but as close to the
blip on your mini-map as possible. Then, quickly do the following in rapid
succession. Get out of the helicopter (your uzi should still be armed from when
you selected it on the ground), run as close to the billboard as possible while
still staying on the roof, hold down R1 to autotarget the victim, squeeze off a
second or two of fire, then get back in the helicopter. If you did this fast
enough and if you landed your helicopter close enough, the helicopter should
spin back up almost immediately, saving you time. Time for victim number two!
Fly your helicopter to the next blip on your map but be careful not to fly over
him because he'll be alerted and escape. You want to land on the roof of the
building directly across the street from the parked security van. If he spots
you and starts driving away, you didn't avoid him well enough when you were in
the air; so try the mission again. Once you land on the roof, get out of the
helicopter and arm your sniper rifle. If you stand directly opposite of the
security van but still up on the roof, you should be able to zoom in and pick
him off through the windshield before he even pulls away. You only get one shot
before he panics and escapes, so aim carefully and fire. Easy kill! If you
don't mind failing the mission, you can steal the security van now and store it
in one of your garages somewhere. Anyway, once you kill victim #2, hop back in
the helicopter and fly to victim #3 and his friend using the blip on your mini-
map. Once again, you want to land on the HUGE roof across the street from where
they are parked. Same deal; don't alert them while you are in the air, so you
may have to circle around to the west a tiny bit so that you aren't flying over
them. Once you're on the roof, get out of your helicopter, arm the rocket
launcher you got and shoot the van. Bye-bye victim #3 and friend! Time for
victim #4. This one is even easier, but you still need to avoid early
detection. This guy is sitting in his boat not far off shore. You should have
no trouble landing the helicopter a little ways away, getting out, arming your
sniper rifle, and finishing him off. If you did this all smoothly enough, you
should have lots of time left on the clock for victim #5. This last victim is
in a motorcycle and you need only run him down with a half-decently fast
vehicle, so you can helicopter over to him until you are close and steal a car,
or you can leave the helicopter behind and simply drive away from the area
where you killed victim #4.

Alternate Strategy #2 from DammitRobert2002@aol.com
---------------------------------------------------
I did something different then what you have on the "Autocide" mission.  I was
able to snipe the first 4 groups.  The second guy in the Securicar is easily
killed using the sniper from the corner of the block.  His head barely sticks
out over the wooden fence, but it's enough.  The 2 guys in the truck I did
something similar.  I killed the driver with my sniper rifle from the corner,
and was able to kill the passenger the same way right as he got out the truck.
I did it all within 5-6 minutes and it seems a lot easier then chasing them in
the cars.

7.6.4.4 - Mission 4: "CHECK OUT AT THE CHECK-IN"
Reward: $8,000

This phone is located in Escobar International Airport, and it is a payphone.
This one involves many steps, but really isn't that hard until you have to get
away.  You must follow this woman close enough so you see her, and far away
enough to keep her from being suspicious.  The distance meter cannot be filled
or you will fail.  She will point out your real target, and then you can shoot
him.  DON'T SHOOT HER!  Shoot the guy she shows you.  Once you do that run!
You will get a 2 star warning and the guy's crazy buddies after you.  Make sure
you get the briefcase!  Then go!  You have to return the briefcase to the
AmmuNation.  There are 2 Pay N' Sprays on the way to it, that will rid you of
the cops, but as for the goons, just out run them to complete the mission.  One
more assassination mission.

Alternate Strategy from Ffej
----------------------------
I like to fly a helicopter and park it on the apron behind the airport (close
enough that you can see it through the windows when you're inside the airport).
Then, run around and complete the mission. Once the heat is after you, steal a
car (or have one ready) and drive back around to your helicopter and escape by
air. A LOT easier than avoiding cop cars the whole way back.

Additional Tips from David Marshall
-----------------------------------
In the Checkout at the Check In Assassination mission I find it a lot easier to
zoom in on the woman you need to follow with the sniper rifle and follow her
movement this way. Once she meets the target you can blow his head off and then
take out his henchman almost immediately. Grab the briefcase and hotfoot it
outta there.

Alternate Strategy from NdZ
---------------------------
After killing the guy and getting the suitcase, get outside, into _a_ car.
(regular here) Drive to the airport exit (right) when you exit the terminal)
after the right turn before you meet with some gang members who want you fried
look on the left to see if there's a *hole* in the fence.  Drive through that
hole and pursue the way until you find either a paint spray or the ammu-nation

Alternate Strategy from Velerophon
----------------------------------
Before you start the mission, go towards Downtown on the highway. Where
the road splits, stay on the right hand side. When you're round the
corner, STOP. Get out of your vehicle and look ahead on the right hand
side of the road. See those Angels? Hop onto one of them and drive
straight ahead. There is a sop window with a PCJ 600 in it. Smash the
window and hop onto the PCJ. Now, head back to the airport terminal.
Ride your Motorbike through metal detector and head towards the
payphone. This is the tricky bit. You MUST park your PCJ inside the
pink marker, on the right hand side of it. Now, start the mission. If
you cannot see your PCJ in the Cut-Scene, you've probably lost it. If
not, good on you. Now, get the sniper rifle to your right. Now: when
the cut-scene is finished, hop onto your bike very quickly and find out
where the woman is. She's on the top floor somewhere. Ride up the
escalator oposite the one she is going down, and head towards the one
she is moving down. DO NOT GET TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THE ESCALATOR!
Get off of your bike, and watch the woman. She walks up to the two
blokes by the check in desk. Take careful aim at the first bloke's
head, but DONT SHOOT HIM YET. Wait until the woman has finished talking
to him. Then, take off his head, then his bodyguards. Then jump on your
PCJ, and ride down the stairs. Head out of the terminal and turn right,
towards the Highway. Careful of the police cars. When you turn the
first corner to the right, there should be a parking lot on your left.
STAY ON THE LEFT HAND PAVEMENT. Stay relatively slow as two black cars
will come flying out there and some blokes will popo their heads out
the roof and start shooting you. As soon as they come out, start
speeding your butt off towards Ammunation in Downtown. Try not to slow
down for ANYTHING. Ride your PCJ into the pink marker and get off. Whey
hey, Assasination contracts complete.

7.6.4.5 - Mission 5: "LOOSE ENDS"
Reward: $16,000

You have to do some things before you do this mission.  You must have purchased
the Malibu and completed its mission called "The Shootist."  Done that?  Now
let's get started.  This phone is located in Little Havana, right across from
Starfish Island.  You have to head to the top of the Cherry Popper Ice Cream
Company roof.  That's where you will do your dirty work.  This is a difficult
mission, so beware.

Go through the gate to get your weapons, then snipe all the people in suits, or
with guns.  Make sure you get ALL of them; there is one hiding behind that car.
Run towards the stairs and fire with an Uzi at the explosive barrel to take out
the car/guards.  Sweet.  Anyway, you will then reach the ledge that you sniped
people from.  Use that vantage point to kill more people, and try to hit as
many explosive boxes to kill multiple guards at the same time.  Once they all
die, head to the left side to get body armor, then head to the right side to
get to the roof.  Kill all of the guys on the roof, even on the billboard.
Make sure you snipe them before they can see you so they can't kill you.  Once
they all die, pick up he briefcase, get into the helicopter and fly away!  Land
in the pink marker at Escobar
International Airport to complete the last mission.  Yay!

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
Here I just grabbed a helicopter, landed it on a building nearby, so that you
can still see the rooftop and then snipe away. Get back in your chopper, fly to
the roof, land it, grab the case and get back in the chopper and off you go.
Mission made easier of course with the Sea Sparrow, just shoot everything
moving on the roof.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            7.6.5 Cubans: Umberto
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This guy is pretty easy compared to some others you will do or have done.  He
is located in Robina's Cafe in Little Havana.  BTW, you can also rob this
store.  Let's get started.

7.6.5.1 - Mission 1: "STUNT BOAT CHALLENGE"
Reward: $1,000

Only a thousand bucks.  That's dumb.  Anyway, this is a checkpoint race, by
boat.  There are 25 checkpoints and you have to get through them in 3 minutes.
Sounds difficult?  It is sort of hard, but not too bad.  Head out back and get
in the Speeder that's on the dock.  When you go through the first checkpoint
you will start the clock.  You will go in a big, narrow loop.  After you get
all of them, you will get to do the next mission.

7.6.5.2 - Mission 2: "CANNON FODDER"
Reward: $2,000

You are at war with the Haitians.  Fun!  Kind of like the Triads and Mafia in
GTA3.  Anyway, you have to go wreak some havoc by driving many men into the
heart of the Haitians territory.  Don't worry, the men are armed also.  Make
sure you have a 4-door car so everyone can fit.  Head for the pink blip.  Now
you have to help also.  If they all die you get a big F for the mission.  So,
help kill.  My favorite way of getting rid of the barricades are with the
rocket launcher.  Easy breezy.  After that, you will need to take out a sniper;
luckily there is a PSG-1 close by to snipe him with.  A pink arrow marks the
sniper, kill him.  Then proceed and kill the rest of the Haitians there.
Eventually, you will get to a van, you need to hijack it and drive it back to
the cafe to complete the mission.

Alternate strategy from docta docta
-----------------------------------
In the Cubans' second mission, "Cannon Fodder," I was always having trouble
jacking the van before some Haitians could pull me out and kill me. Also, when
I got in the van, they'd shoot it to pieces before they pulled me out. If I was
lucky enough to escape, get health, and come back; hitting a feather would
cause the van to explode. I find it MUCH easier to wait awhile while the Cubans
kill off the large mob of Haitians. Of course, you can help them. Do NOT get in
the van until it's safe. Anyway, by this time, there might only be 3 or 4
Haitians left, and they'd be nowhere near enough to give you any problems.
Also, watch out for a few Haitians back at the gate when you are making your
escape.

7.6.5.3 - Mission 3: "NAVAL ENGAGEMENT"
Reward: $4,000

You get to fight the Haitians again.  This was a really annoying mission for
me, but it really isn't that hard; that is if you have a rocket launcher.
After you take to Umberto, meet Rico in the pink marker by the docks.  He will
give you a Ruger, but with little ammo, so you might have to use your own.  But
I suggest using a Rocket Launcher for more ease.  You must destroy the boats
before they destroy you, always a good idea.  A LOT easier with a rocket
launcher.  Get both of the briefcases that you need to get, one is guarded
HEAVILY, the other not at all.  Use your ruger or something to take out the
guards and get those briefcases.  After you get the second one, and you are
going back to the boat, KABOOM!  His boat explodes.  Oh no! What are we going
to do?  Take a car and drive back to complete the mission.  The next mission is
only available after you complete the Haitian's missions.  Working for the
enemies at the same time?  Cool.

Alternate Strategy from Robert Brown
------------------------------------
All I can say here is Colt Python. There is one that re-spawns in an alley in
Little Haiti. Go west as far as you can go. Watch your map for a bluish square
right off a sharp turn. It's in that Alley. I make it a point to go by each
time I save/load to stock up on ammo. Anyway this mission is quit easy with the
Python. Just auto target the guards on the boats and once you are dropped off
run into the shed with the first brief case. Now use the wall for cover. Duck.
Pop up one shot one kill. Duck. Pop up... etc. Once all the guards are dead
walk to the brief case(I prefer to walk instead of run because there is no
longer anything to run from.) and then make your escape.

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
Take your rocket launcher or other gun in that slot, one that blows up vehicles
fast. Make sure you have it stepping into the pink glow where Rico is, so you
have it ready when needed.
Blow up the two boats, should take you about 5 seconds. Then when you hit land,
run to the left a little bit to stay out of sight. Grab a gun and kill the two
guards who are shooting at you from the hedge.
Now take your sniper and snipe all that you can see. Watch out for three guys:
one standing around the corner on the left side of the house, on the right and
one in the middle in front of the door. Snipe them and grab the cases, your
armor still pretty high.
Now you see the short cut-scene with the boat getting blown up (and still Rico
shows up in the last mission, how strange) and duck inside the boathouse-thing.
Now aim with your python or other aiming gun and shoot those guys.

Now everybody wants you, so run towards your Vercetti mansion. Best way to do
this is to run through the gardens as much as possible, jumping over the
hedges. Get to your mansion and grab armor and health inside if needed and get
to the top and grab your chopper. Fly to the roof of Umberto's cafe; get out,
drop down and your home free!!

Alternate Strategy from Brett Dix
---------------------------------
If you have access to the Sea sparrow or the Hunter you can use them in this
mission. Fly to Umberto's cafe and start the mission. Then, before going to
meet up with Rico, fly the chopper over to Starfish Island and land beside the
pool shaped like the RockStar logo. Go out onto the street and jack a car, then
drive to meet Rico.

Have the rocket launcher ready when you step into the pink circle. When you
regain control over Tommy, take out the boat on the right. Aim for the upper
part of the boat, not the hull otherwise you'll get knocked off your feet and
take some damage. Then take out the boat on the left the same way. The guys on
the dock should have been killed in the two preceding explosions, but if there
are any stragglers, fire a rocket into them too.

After the next cut scene, run to your left immediately. You may take a few
hits, but keep running through the doorway. Keep going around the wharf and
look for a door in the wall on your right. Go through this and you'll see your
chopper. By now you'll have two stars so you might want to go back to the
Vercetti Estate to change your clothes and get some armor and health.

Once you're in the air you can circle the bad guys' house and strafe them with
the minigun or take them out with the missiles if you're in the Hunter.

Once you've taken care of them, check the condition of your chopper. If it's
smoking, go back and swap it for a new one at your mansion...use the Maverick
if you like as you won't need the minigun any more.

Go back to the bad guys' house, land on the tennis court with the road on your
right and leave the door to the chopper open. Go around the front of the house
and collect the briefcase on the wharf first, then go over and collect the two
by the house.

When the next cut scene ends, ignore the guys shooting at you and sprint around
the house to the Chopper. Get in and get out of there...keep moving and don't
hover in one place for too long or you'll get toasted by the Police Helicopter.

Fly to Umberto's place, land on the roof and drop down into the pink circle to
complete the mission.

7.6.5.4 - Mission 4: "TROJAN VOODOO"
Reward: $10,000

In this mission, you will attempt to blow up the Haitian's last hope, and their
factory.  You need to get a Voodoo, not too hard, located by Auntie Poulet.
Once you do, you will be under cover.  Run over as many Haitians as you can
when you have your cover so you don't have to deal with as many later.  Once
you are in, plant the bombs.  You will have 20 seconds to get out of the
factory so you don't die.  You can't get out using the Voodoo trick anymore, so
turn right when facing the gate, and use the stairs in the alley.  Run across
the rooftop into the street.  Once you get out, you will see an explosion an a
10,000 increase in your money.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                     7.6.6 Haitians: Auntie Poulet
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These are the Haitian missions, find them Auntie Poulet's house in Little
Haiti.

7.6.6.1 - Mission 1: "JUJU SCRAMBLE"
Reward: $1,000

You have to get several briefcases before the cops get there, hence a time
limit!  This mission is way too hard for a 1000-dollar reward.  Also, when you
pick them up, each one will give you a 2-star rating.  So, if you don't do
anything and just get all three briefcases, you will have a 6-star rating.
Don't go there, it is not fun.  GO to the first one and get the first
briefcase.  No sweat, you should be able to make it to the next briefcase with
a 2-star rating.  Get the second briefcase.  4-stars now, that's not good.  Get
to a police bribe, there is one on the way to the next briefcase.  DON'T GO TO
THE PAY N' SPRAY, you don't have enough time.  Go there after you pick up the
third briefcase.  It will be difficult, but take your time since there is no
time limit anymore.  STAY IN YOUR CAR, getting out is very dangerous.  After
you get the Pay N' Spray, drive peacefully back to get a measly $1,000.

7.6.6.2 - Mission 2: "BOMBS AWAY"
Reward: $2,000

This mission is kind of fun.  You get to use RC Bi-planes to bomb people.
Actually you bomb boats, but same thing right?  Anyway, drive to the Top Fun
van so we can get started.  The plane is heavier than usual, so keep that in
mind when taking off.  When you get to the yellow blip in your plane, bomb the
three boats there and the Cubans.  One will try to get away in a vehicle, just
follow him and try to anticipate how to hit him and such.  Before you follow
him, make sure there is no one else (no more green blips) for you to kill.
After you blow up his car, its mission complete.

7.6.6.3 - Mission 3: "DIRTY LICKIN'S"
Reward: $4,000

There is a brawl going on between the Cubans and the Haitians.  You have to use
a sniper rifle, to aide the Haitians in the fight.  When you leave Auntie
Poulet's, you will see a group of people with arrows over their heads.  Shoot
them, not the guys they fight.  North of where they are fighting, there is a
building with some stairs, and go up them.  Also, grab the Adrenaline pill to
slow it down a little for you.  Once you are on top of the building, head into
the pink marker and start shooting.  After you kill the first wave, don't leave
because reinforcements will come.  After a while, after you kill all the
Cubans, and at least one Haitian is alive, you complete the mission and are
finished with her.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              7.7 Asset Missions
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

These are missions available after purchasing an asset.  Some assets don't have
missions, but most of them do.  Here we go.  In the case of Phil Cassidy, you
will get an asset called Phil's Place when you beat his two missions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                        7.7.1 Porn Empire: Steve Scott
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ah, only in a Grand Theft Auto game.  Anyway, you will be able to do his
missions first from Prawn Island.  These are missions gained after you purchase
the asset Film Studio.

7.7.1.1 - Mission 1: "RECRUITMENT DRIVE"
Reward: $1,000

He needs you to recruit some more women for his video.  They are Candy Suxx and
Mercedes.  Getting Mercedes is easy, but Candy Suxx isn't a walk in the park.
Head to the pink blip to find Candy Suxx.  When you get there, Candy's pimp
gets out of a car and gives you a present of many armed thugs!  Mow them over
then take off after the pimp.  As soon as you kill him by blowing him up or
shooting him out of his car, go back and get Candy.  After you get her, go get
Mercedes inside the restaurant.  Have them both come with you and take them
back to the studio to get your money.

7.7.1.2 - Mission 2: "DILDO DODO"
Reward: $2,000

Hmm, interesting name.  It makes sense though.  You need to use a skimmer to
drop flyers all over town.  You have limited fuel, so that is kind of like a
time limit.  It is basically checkpoints, and you have to go through all the 12
checkpoints.  I think it is easiest to start over the dirt ring.  As soon as
you pass through the checkpoint, a continuous stream of flyers are going to
fall out of your plane.
Once you get all 12 checkpoints you will have completed the mission.

7.7.1.3 - Mission 3: "MARTHA"S MUG SHOT"
Reward: $4,000

This mission is scandalous!  Congressman Alex Shrub is trying to take the
studio out of business for the inappropriate videos.  You have to prove
otherwise.  You will get a camera from Steve so you can take a picture of
Shrub.  Candy will get in a limo to go to one of Alex Shrub's parties.  You
follow her in a helicopter and go into the building across from where she goes
in, where you go in is called WK Chariot Hotel.  Get to the roof of the hotel
by using the side door, then zoom in on Candy and Shrub talking in...very
little clothes.  Don't worry, they are just talking. :)  Anyway, once you take
3 of their pictures together, you will have to get the evidence back to the
studio.  Easy?  Not with a 5-star rating it isn't!  Now, the easiest way is to
just hop back into your helicopter and fly back, or get to a Pay N' Spray.
Mission completed, and there is one mission left.

Alternate Strategy from Joe Mason
---------------------------------
Instead of actually entering the hotel opposite the pair, once you've flown
there in the Sparrow just land on the ledge directly in front of Shrub and
Candy (on the outside of the hotel opposite - level with their balcony), zoom
the camera in, take your 3 photos and whisk back to the film studio sans
hassle. Simple.

Alternate Strategy from SpOiLeDbRaT
-----------------------------------
Yeah, uh, I know it's kind of late but I beat this game in November. Anyway, I
was playing it again the other day when I was on the mission called, "Martha's
Mug Shot" well, when you start the mission you can use your sniper to shoot the
driver from the front window, then the door will be left open and you can get
in, wait till Candy gets into the car and the car will automatically drive
without your steering! It will drive you to the motel, then when you get out
try to leave the door open to the limo and you can drive it around to the motel
where you have to take the pictures. If the door closes then the limo will
lock. It's a really hot trick; you should try!

7.7.1.4 - Mission 4: "G-SPOTLIGHT"
Reward: $8,000, and $8,000 a day for completing the asset.

This is one of the most fun missions in the game.  You have to set a spotlight
of Candy Suxx on a building, so everyone can see.  Getting to the spotlight is
the fun part.  You get to jump from building to building on a motorcycle.
There is a time limit of 7 minutes (thanks to OzzyRush), but TAKE YOUR TIME.
Find the longest strip of pavement to get maximum speed of the jumps.  If you
fall of though, you have to start over.  At one point, you can start halfway
over, but that's it.  Once you reach the spotlight, get off the bike and enter
the pink marker to move the spotlight and complete the mission.

Alternate Strategy contributed by Eric Walden
---------------------------------------------

You need to own Hyman condo for this. Once you get to the top of the first
building. Jump off with the bike, then go to the condo and get the helicopter.
Just land in each of the pink markers until you get to the end.  Land on the
final building with the spotlight, jump out and walk to the final pink marker.
Once inside, he will adjust the spotlight. Mission done, you now have access to
the buildings so you can do some of the unique jumps later and you will now
earn money for the film studio.

Another strategy from Nick Corrie
---------------------------------
Once you get to the part where the first bridge pops down, your PCJ is most
likely to be in a bad way. Just get of, walk down the bridge, go across to the
dirt track and hop on the Sanchez. It is MUCH better at doing the jumps and is
new, less likely to blow up!

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
I read the alternative way Eric Walden wrote and it's the easiest way I found
to do it too. Except you don't even need to go all the way to the Hyman Condo!
Just drop down after the first jump or even before and go to the building
opposite of where you started the mission. Here you have the police maverick
and simply land from spot to spot to easily complete this mission.

Additional Notes from Daniel Fomin
----------------------------------
RE: Mission 4: "G-SPOTLIGTHT"
Reward: $8,000
One: DO NOT USE A HELICOPTER, it is much more easier for the GAME not the
MISSION, It gets you a few Unique Jumps. There is also a obvious strategy...
start the mission at 7:05... it'll be a lot more easier!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                       7.7.2 Boatyard: Checkpoint Race
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

7.7.2.1 - Mission: "CHECKPOINT CHARLIE"
Reward: $0, Boatyard asset is completed

You get no money, but you get the asset completed.  Also, if you do this race
again and win, each time you get $1,000 more than the time before.  But each
time it gets harder to see, so it is more difficult.  When you go out to the
docks, there are 2 boats to choose from.  The Squallo and the Cuban Jetmax are
available.  The Squallo is faster; the Cuban Jetmax is easier to control.
Choose whatever boat fits your style.  Go through all of the checkpoints in the
time limit to complete the asset.  Not too difficult right?

Different Results from drum er
-------------------------------
Mission: Checkpoint Charlie
Reward:  $5,000, and $2,000 a day for completing asset

I used the Squallo and beat the race with one second left on the clock.  The
game gave me a $5,000 reward and $2,000 a day.  Maybe you only receive an award
if you haven't used any cheat codes or it may depend on the boat used.

Additional Information from Daniel Fomin
----------------------------------------
RE: Mission: "CHECKPOINT CHARLIE"
Reward: $0, Boatyard asset is completed
It seems you say it is harder to see each time you do this. That is not true.
It is just that you get 30 seconds less each time. So if its your first extra
time doing this, you'll have 2:30, the second extra time, you'll have 2:00, the
third extra time, 1:30... I believe the last one is 30 seconds, Im not sure...
but 30 seconds WOULD be impossible. Also, just so you're not confused...
Squallo is the one that has one of those glide bars and the Cuban Jetmax has a
black strip in its paint job.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              7.7.3 Kaufman Cabs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

7.7.3.1 - Mission 1: "V.I.P"
Reward: $1,000

You have to pick up a V.I.P. and take him to a place for a fare.  Get into the
cab, and drive over there as fast as possible.  You only have a minute so get
there quickly.  Once you get there sound the horn.  He will come out as
planned...but wait!  Another cab has picked him up.  You can't have them
stealing your fare, so go after them and damage their car as much as possible.
After enough damage, the guy gets out of that car and into yours.  Then drive
peacefully to the airport and get your grand.

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
This mission is easier to complete if you stop your car in the direction you'll
be heading when the other cab picks up the V.I.P., that way you can start the
chase without having to turn.
When the V.I.P gets into your taxi, do an Uzi drive-by at the other taxi to
make sure he's not bugging you the rest of the way.

7.7.3.2 - Mission 2: "FRIENDLY RIVALRY"
Reward: $2,000

Hmm, I wouldn't call it friendly rivalry.  VC cabs are stealing your fares, and
you have to teach them a lesson.  You need to track down three of their cabs
and destroy them.  I would not suggest ramming them, because when they get
close to you they start ramming you.  That works to your advantage actually, as
you can drive-by them while they are trying to ram you.  But make sure when
they catch on fire that you get away or you will blow up.  Not too hard of a
mission, and it's the prequel to the last of the Kaufman Cabs missions.

7.7.3.3 - Mission 3: "CABMAGEDDON"
Reward: $3,000, $5,000 a day for the asset, and a Zebra Cab

This is kinda tricky.  You have to fight the VC Taxi Corporation and take them
down.  At first, you are instructed to pick up Mercedes, but it's a trap as
usual.  This at first is pretty easy, what you do is go to 8-Ball, the yellow
marker, get a bomb on your car, then set it and leave it.  The cars will swarm
around you, and then the bomb will explode, destroying all of those stupid taxi
drivers.  You don't have to do this, but it will get them off your tail.  You
have to stay alive for one minute, and the boss comes in with his Zebra Cab.
You will have to kill him somehow.  The easiest way I thought is to jump on top
of the taxi when it tries to run into you, and then press the triangle button.
Tommy will fall down and get into the taxi.  Then drive around in it and kill
him with his own taxi.  Ah, the sweet smell of victory.  Anyway, that's the
last mission for the taxi company.

Additional Strategy from Andrew Harper
--------------------------------------
BRING A ROCKERT LAUNCHER!
At the start of the last Taxi company mission just drive around the area (you
will get hit but its okay). When the Zebra taxi comes in just ram him but my
taxi blew up. I got out and moved out the way of the zebra taxi got a good
distance and blew him to pieces with the Rocket Launcher.

Additional Strategy from Andrew Cheung
--------------------------------------
Get the rocket launcher.  Drive towards the back of the yard (there is a low
wall there)  Wait until the cab is on fire and then get out and get onto the
wall.  Run towards the big containers and wait for the explosion.  All the cabs
should be have blown up as well but if not you will see them try and reach you
but will be stopped by the container.
If there are more cabs, select the rocket launcher, run past them (staying on
the wall) and then shoot them (one rocket should be enough).

When the boss in his zebra car appears use the rocket launcher to blow him up,
I think it took 2 rockets.

Another strategy from Tony Black
--------------------------------
I have a fun method for completing the Cabmageddon Mission in GTA:VC.
Enjoy!

Before attempting this method, you will need to have done the following
-
Delivered 100 passengers in Taxi R3 missions
Collected 90 hidden packages & stashed a tank in a garage (Vercetti mansion,
Hyman Condo, Sunshine Autos) - or have a rocket launcher handy.

When you sound the horn in the pink light, and the enemy taxis enter the area,
drive towards them, and jump of the gate in the taxi.
Don't worry if it tips over - just get out and get another vehicle.

Go and get your tank. If you don't have a tank, get a rocket launcher - if you
have not collected enough hidden packages for a rocket launcher, get one from a
swimming pool behind a building near between the airport and where this mission
should be played. By the time you return, the Zebra Cab will have entered the
fray and will be locked behind the gate, leaving you to blast it to bits. If
the driver gets out before the zebra cab blows, finish him of to complete the
mission.

##Making this mission last even longer##
If you are too close to the area when the Zebra Cab enters and you are on the
outside of the gate, he will turn round and come after you - chasing you
everywhere. Have fun!

Additional Strategy from Frozen Death
-------------------------------------
I found a really easy way to beat it.  Just out run all the other cabs, easy
enough if you stay in your cab and dodge them.  Then, when the zebra cab comes
out, simple drive down to the area by the water, get out of your car (after
he's hit you and 'bounced back') when he's recovering. Then stand by the water.
When he comes driving at you, jump out of the way, and he will drive into the
water.

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
Firstly, go to the pink marker, and park your cab next to it, but not in it!!
Now run back to the road and get a Linerunner (or a tank, even better) and
bring it back, park it next to your cab, close enough so that you can switch
cars rapidly. Good way is to leave the door open of course. Now get into the
cab, drive into the pink marker and as soon as you can, get out and get into
the Linerunner. This should make it easy to last the minute, with the tank? No
problem at all. With the zebra-cab, simply fire a rocket or smash him with the
Linerunner and then drag him out and kill him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          7.7.4 The Malibu: Bank Heist
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I thought that the driver mission was one of the hardest in the game.  It was
really challenging and I would appreciate other people's ways on how they beat
it.  In the Malibu missions, you are organizing a bank heist and there are
several people you need to do this robbery.  These next few missions, leading
up to the last one, are to get those people.

7.7.4.1 - Mission 1: "NO ESCAPE?"
Reward: $1,000

You have to get the safecracker in this mission.  You have to break him out of
jail.  Get into a police uniform; there is one in the locker room in the police
station if you need it.  Then go upstairs to find the keycard needed to bust
Cam Jones out.  He is in the basement, so go into the pink marker there to get
him out.  Now you have a 4-star wanted rating and you have to shrug it off.
Get to the nearest Pay N' Spray to get rid of the rating, and go back to the
hotel to get your grand and his services.

7.7.4.2 - Mission 2: "THE SHOOTIST"
Reward: $2,000

This mission is cool I think.  You need to get Phil Cassidy, the weapon
specialist.  You need to go through a shooting range and beat his score to get
him on your team.  So, go to the downtown AmmuNation and find the pink marker
that leads to the back of the store where Cassidy is waiting.  There are three
different rooms and you get two minutes to get as many as you can in each one.
The point systems are the closer ones are one point, the middle ones are two,
and the farthest ones are three points.  To get those, you have to shoot down
all of the parts of that thing you are trying to shoot down.  If you beat 60,
you get 2 grand, him, and the next mission.

7.7.4.3 - Mission 3: "THE DRIVER"
Reward: $3,000

Wow, this is soooo hard.  You have to race Hillary to get him for your driver
in the bank heist.  Now it might sound easy, but you are driving a Sentinel,
and he is driving a very fast sports car.  Sounds hard?  Well, you will also
have a 2 star rating to go against.  Sounds harder?  Well it is hard so get
ready.  The only way I've been able to beat it is to keep your foot on the
petal at all times, use the sidewalks often, and try to get him in a crash.
Many people have e-mailed me saying that making him crash will still let him
win.  Try to get him to crash towards the end of the course, making it a breeze
for you to drive to victory.  Once you complete this tough mission, you are now
gonna rob the bank, finally.  Also, after this mission you can complete the
Assassin Missions and finish the mission "LOOSE ENDS."

Alternate Strategy from Chapel
------------------------------
I jumpstarted my wanted level early.  When the race started Hillary had great
difficulty keeping up with me.  I even checked back with rear viewing once in a
while.  I hadn't seen him since Ocean Beach.

You need a three-star wanted level to ensure your success.  Four is too much.
If you hit that level the Vice City Police Department will soundly run you into
the ground with their SWAT trucks.  Simply walk into the Malibu Club, and use a
sword or a pistol to take out the cop inside and any club denizens in your way.
I saw a sword or pistol b/c it's easy to regulate.  I tried the automatic
weapons and explosives and it got me to a four-star.

The police are random, as you know, so it's kind of a hit and miss to make it
work.  But it's sure as hell a lot easier doing it this way then having to do
it with the two star (which I noted doesn't really call much to the cop's
attention when you race).

Alternate Strategy from Kyle Lawler
-----------------------------------
I was reading your strategy guide and I used a different method to bet the
mission the driver.  I got a hotring racer before the mission and parked it
after the first curve.  After the mission started I took off in the sentinel
and when I got to the hotring racer I got out of the sentinel and into the
hotring racer.  After that it was just a game of catch-up and I easily beat
him.

Additional Strategy from gac.c
------------------------------
I found this mission very, very hard but when I used the PCJ 600 it made it so
much easier.  Just get a PCJ 600 and park it at the first turn during the race.
Just follow the instructions on where to park your car found in other
strategies.  After you reach the corner just get out of the sentinel and hop on
to the PCJ 600.  This will make the race alottttt easier.  Just drive the bike
carefully but fast making sure that you don't hit the posts, trees, or other
cars coz you'll get thrown out of the bike. I guarantee you you'll beat Hillary
with a lot of time to spare...

Alternate Strategy from FriskMeForDrugs
---------------------------------------
Mission 3 of the Malibu Club is "The Driver." It's probably the most difficult
mission in the game, so when I had trouble with it, I did what I usually do, go
straight to Cheat Code Central to find a better strategy. But nothing was
working! So, I had to justify cheating. And I did so by recognizing that in the
race, Hilary has a Sabre, and you have a Sentinel; it's an unfair advantage!
Now if you have found yourself in my situation where you couldn't even keep up
with Hilary (like me), do what I did. Forget morality, and cheat like a winner.
I find that it's best if you use more than one cheat.

First you must slower the game play. This helps because you can see all the
turns and possible shortcuts way ahead of time. Do this before you enter the
Malibu Club. You can slow things down by pressing Triangle, Up, Down, Right,
Square, R2, R1. The more you enter the code, the slower it gets. Then race.
After you pass the first turn, your wanted level shoots up to 2 stars, get rid
of it by pressing R1(2), Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down.

Now you're guaranteed victory. No cops, you'll beat Hilary by a mile, and you
can move on. A little cheating never hurt anyone.

Additional Notes from Daniel Fomin
----------------------------------
RE: Mission 3: "THE DRIVER"
Reward: $3,000
I found this mission extremely easy. You make such a big fuss over it! Just get
a Hotring Racer (If you cant find one, do this R1, Circle, R2, Right, L1, L2,
X, X, Square, R1) and park it right after the first bridge you pass (where you
hear the announcement of the two star rating), get out of it, start the
mission, get out of the Sentinel when you are near it, enter it (right after
you press Triangle, to get rid of the wanted-ness do this, R1, R1, Circle, R2,
Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down). Now, just stay behind Hilary, before you get to
the hospital, go in front of him and go as fast as this baby can go, pretty
soon... you'll beat him!

Alternate Strategy from Yubney
------------------------------
This mission just about had me quitting the game.  I tried at least 40x, and
still couldn't get it with the strategies I read and using cheats.  How I beat
it was to simply keep the Sentinel and don't try to pass Hilary, he'll only tip
you and wipe you out.  Just keep on his butt, and towards the end just before
you turn back south to the Malibu keep to Hilary's left side rear and tip him
into the construction yard.  He won't be able to recover in time, and it
doesn't hurt to cut the last corner blindly through the bushes.

Alternate Strategy from Brett Dix
---------------------------------
This mission just about had me quitting the game.  I tried at least 40x, and
still couldn't get it with the strategies I read and using cheats.  How I beat
it was to simply keep the Sentinel and don't try to pass Hilary, he'll only tip
you and wipe you out.  Just keep on his butt, and towards the end just before
you turn back south to the Malibu keep to Hilary's left side rear and tip him
into the construction yard.  He won't be able to recover in time, and it
doesn't hurt to cut the last corner blindly through the bushes.

Alternate Strategy from Jiesheng
--------------------------------
I've a strategy for the mission 'the driver', this strategy is for
those inept in high speed driving, so even switching to a hotring wouldn't do
us much good.  Basically all you have to do is to line up a packer across the
street of the race route.  Park your packer with the front part close to the
bridge (at the first turn), when Hillary approaches, he will try to go past the
packer on the right-sided pavement, which is why the gap between the packer and
the bridge should be as close as possible so that he can't squeeze through.  If
you do this right, he will get stuck and the cops will smash him, while u can
go past the packer easily on the ramp side and stroll to the finish line.

Alternate Strategy from Alkatr0z
--------------------------------
My alternate for The Driver mission. This does not include any other
cars or cheats. I finished it in the first go and well I found it quite
easy myself. Anyway everyone finds different ones hard. Here it is:
Slide around corners (I always do it anyway just for fun). And whenever
you're alongside him drive by that car! I do that in all the racing
missions. Quite often they'll lose it and swerve out a bit giving you a
small but crucial advantage. And that's all I actually did to win. No
shortcuts or anything like that.

Alternate Strategy from Andrew Hatch
------------------------------------
I found this mission like mostly everyone to be a very tough mission. I tried 
all manner of tricks including using a Line Runner to block the path of Hillary 
and so on but in the end the solution is quite simple and doesn't involve 
cheats or different cars.

When you start off keep it nailed, as you go past the bridge and take
the right fork in the road you should be pretty much level with the
rear quarter panel of the Sabre Turbo. Swerve hard into the Sabre,
don't hit it softly, slam into it as this will cause Hillary to spin
out and crash. If you have cops chasing you chances are he'll hit them
too. This will buy you a lot of time so it's just a matter now of
driving hard, sticking to the right side of the road as much as
possible to avoid head on collisions with cops. He may catch you as
it's pretty hard not to hit cars, poles etc... but if he does just let
him pass. Don't try and block him just give him plenty of room and as
soon as your nose is level with the rear quarter as he passes you slam
hard into his car to make him spin again.  It took me maybe three
attempts using this method but that was about it. I found it's easier
if you start with a two star wanted level but not three stars as this
increases the chances of you crashing into cops.

Alternate Strategy from balo00
------------------------------
I had tried this mission 3 times and screwed up on the 3rd screw up I 
just killed policemen and got to 3 stars on accident. Thinking the 
stars would go away if I started the mission. I went to do it, and they 
didn't go away, while we were counting off...3...2...BOOOOM police car 
rams Hillary and I get a boost and go zooming off I get as many check 
points as I can and go to pay n spray and finish the race. Note: 
Hillary is just slowed down a bit he caught up a bit but was still 
dazed out.

Very good information from Kon
------------------------------
I have attempted to complete this mission a few times already and I 
have read all the cheating and strategy info, but decided that it was 
possible to complete the mission as is. After all, the race takes place 
in the city, so the unfair advantage of the faster car is taken away by 
the oncoming traffic and the abundance of turns. If you notice he steps 
on his breaks a lot. However, there are a couple of things I wanted to 
add. At this stage I have not beaten the mission for the following 
reasons: His car is indestructible! You can shoot the tires but even 
with several shots from a rocket launcher his car will remain in tact. 
Also, if you pass him, the course will suddenly change. I have raced 
out the course several times memorizing turns and paths, however when I 
passed him the course changed into a sharp turn which I completely 
missed. Watch out for that. Also watch out for the cop trap in the 
middle of the race, when you make a right turn onto a freeway the two 
cop cars slam into you, hit your breaks before making the turn and they 
will slam into each other. 

7.7.4.4 - Mission 4: "THE JOB"
Reward: $30,000, and $10,000 a day revenue.

It's finally time to rob this bank, for your $30,000 dollar reward!!  That's a
lot of money.  But this is a hard mission, so be prepared.  Before you leave in
the cab, make sure you got everyone, and then Hillary will take you to the
bank, park outside and wait for your return.  Enter the pink marker to the
right of the entrance, and you will change clothes.  Now you can go in.  You
will go upstairs with Cam to unlock the safe.  Guards will attack you so be
ready to attack them.  BTW, there is armor in the security monitoring room on
the second floor, and a health icon is located in the manager's office.  Then
go up the elevator with Jones so he can crack the safe.  He says go back down
cause it will take too long.  So go back down and get the manager in a second
floor office.  Take him upstairs with you and leave him with Jones.  Now an
alarm will go off and you will have a 3 star wanted rating.  Hide behind a
desk, preferable the one by the stairs so you can see everyone in front of you.
Pick off the SWAT team that comes in through the ventilation shafts in the
ceiling.  Once everyone has stopped coming, your cue to leave is a pink marker
by the front doors.  Get ready for more shootin'!  Once you get outside,
Hillary pulls up...and gets shot.  Oh well, what's a mission without driving
right?  Shoot all of the people around the car and drive away.  Get to a Pay N'
Spray ASAP and then drive back peacefully to the hotel.  Mission Completed.

Additional information from Adrian Acuff
----------------------------------------
I noticed that you (among others) said that the reward for the mission "the
job" is $30,000 and other say its $50,000. I personally got $50,000 but when I
finished the mission Cam was dead. When I got back to the place, Tommy and Phil
said "Too bad Cam didn't make it back. Oh well. Hey, more for us!" or something
like that. I think that whether Cam survives or not may determine you reward
(Phil has to survive).

The After Party from Daniel Fomin
--------------------------------
$1,000 FREE AFTER THE BANK JOB MISSION: After the mission where you rob the
bank, go back to the bank. Go through the hallway where it is dark. Go through
have of it, and you'll have FOUR STARS!!! Go into that room where the manager
was and there will be two stacks of money, each worth $500. Take both, leave,
go back in to get it again... it keeps regenerating each time you leave the
banks, so this trick got me $200,000... though I was bored as Hell.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                      7.7.5 Phil Cassidy: Gun Warehouse
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You get his phone call after the Malibu Missions are done.  It is an asset
because after you complete his missions, you get the Gun Warehouse Asset.
After he phones you on the cell phone, you will see a "P" on the map.  Go there
to start the mission.

7.7.5.1 - Mission 1: "GUN RUNNER"
Reward: $2,000

You have to take down some gunman on wheels and take their weapons.  There are
four of them.  Go into the Patriot and head towards two of the yellow blips.
They are close together; so they look like one blip, so don't despair.  Once
you get to them, use drive-by to shoot the gunman off the trucks.  Also, you
should blow up the trucks, otherwise they will chase you.  After you do that,
smash open the crates and grab the weapon.  Rinse and repeat.  Then, go after
the arms dealer and kill him in his small truck.  Then the mission will be
completed.

7.7.5.2 - Mission 2: "BOOMSHINE SAIGON"
Reward: $4,000, Phil's Place Asset, lots of cool weapons.

This mission is pretty hard.  Doing isn't hard, but there is a pretty strict
time limit, and you have to steer very carefully.  Somehow, Phil manages to
shoot his arm off, don't ask how.  Anyway, you have to drive him to the
hospital.  Be very careful, and watch Phil's health.  Once you get to the
hospital, he says there are too many police and gang members here.  So now you
have to take him to his personal physician.  Once you do that, the mission is
finally completed.

Additional Notes from Daniel Fomin
------------------------------------
RE: Mission 2: "BOOMSHINE SAIGON"
Reward: $4,000, Phil's Place Asset, lots of cool weapons.
In this mission portfolio, you forgot to mention that you are drunken yourself,
and everything is blurry, and your car is soooooooo hard to steer, add that to
the very strict time limit. And if that's not enough, if you let a cop spot
you, you will hear "10-4, we got a drunk driver" and a one-star wanted
rating... just thought I'd clear that up!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                     7.7.6 - Print Works: Counterfeiting
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is the last asset and some of the last couple missions in the game.  The
Print Works is 70,000 bucks, and it is worth it.  There are two missions in
this asset.

7.7.6.1 - Mission 1: "SPILLING THE BEANS"
Reward: $2,000

You need to get some information from a Shipping Officer.  Not too difficult.
But first, you need to talk to Kent Paul to see where this guy is.  So take the
Kaufman Taxi to the Malibu hotel and talk to Kent Paul.  He tells you about the
shipping officer and tells you where he is.  Make sure you use the car for this
one because you will need it on the way back.  He is located in the Chartered
Libertine Lines boat at the docks in Viceport.  Once you go inside there will
be some thugs, but take care of them easily.  Once you get to the pink marker
at the north end of the boat, you will get the information, and a 2 star wanted
rating.  Don't fret, there is a Pay N' Spray just south of there, so make use
of it and drive peacefully back to Print Works.  One more mission!!

Alternate Strategy from Andreas Blankert
----------------------------------------
Park your car on the grass next to the gate on the backside of the boat. Now
run across the street and snipe all the guards you can see. Now run up the boat
and to the spot, ignoring all the guards. After you've been there, run back
down and jump off of the boat, right next to your car. Now drive to the pay 'n'
spray and it's all good.

7.7.6.2 - Mission 2: "HIT THE COURIER"
Reward: $5,000, and $8,000 a day revenue for the Print Works

You need to intercept the courier and get the plates before anybody else.  Go
down by the docks and wait for the courier to land.  But before she gets there,
eliminate the lady assassins that are standing around, make sure you don't miss
the one on the roof.  Also, to make this mission ten time easier, shoot the
tires out from the car.  It will make it much easier to catch the car.  Once
she gets in take off after her and destroy her car.  The plates will be yellow
blips on the map, retrieve them and take them back to the Print Works.  Yay,
now you are all done with the side missions.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                               7.8 Game Script
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             S T O R Y L I N E  M I S S I O N S  S C R I P T
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            Character Key

    SONNY = Sonny Forelli                     AUNTIE = Auntie Poulet
    TOMMY = Tommy Vercetti                        BJ = B.J. Smith
      KEN = Ken Rosenberg                      AVERY = Avery Carrington
    BAKER = Mitch Baker                       DONALD = Donald Love
   CORTEZ = Juan Garcia Cortez              MERCEDES = Mercedes Cortez
     DIAZ = Ricardo Diaz                        PHIL = Phil Cassidy
      CAM = Cam Jones                         HILARY = Hilary King
    STEVE = Steve Scott                        CANDY = Candy Suxxx
    LANCE = Lance Vance                      UMBERTO = Umberto Robina
    KELLY = Ernest Kelly                        PAUL = Kent Paul
    SHRUB = Alex Shrub                       ALBERTO = Alberto Robina
=======================================================================
1.                              I N T R O
=======================================================================

Marco's Bistro, Liberty City 1986

SONNY: Tommy Vercetti...Huh! shit.
SONNY: Didn't think they'd ever let him out.
SONNY: He kept his head down, helps people forget.
SONNY: People will remember soon enough.
SONNY: When they see him walking down the streets of their neighborhoods.
SONNY: It will be bad for business.
 MAN1: Well, what are we gonna do, Sonny?
SONNY: We treat him like an old friend and keep him busy out of town. OK?
SONNY: We been talking about expanding down South, right?
SONNY: Vice City is twenty-four carat gold these days.
SONNY: The Colombians, the Mexicans, hell,
SONNY: even those Cuban refugees are cutting themselves a piece
SONNY: of some nice action.
 MAN2: But it's all drugs, Sonny,
 MAN2: None of the families will touch that shit!
SONNY: Times are changing.
SONNY: The families can't keep their backs turned while our enemies
SONNY: reap the rewards.
SONNY: So, we send someone down to do the dirty work for us...
SONNY: and cut ourselves a nice quiet slice. OK?
SONNY: Who's our contact down there?
 MAN1: Ken Rosenberg, schmuck of a lawyer.
 MAN1: How's he gonna hold Vercetti's leash?
SONNY: We don't need him to.
SONNY: We just set him loose in Vice City,
SONNY: we give him a little cash to get started. OK?
SONNY: Give it a few months.
SONNY: Then we go down,
SONNY: pay him a little visit, right?
SONNY: see how he's doing.

Escobar International Airport, Vice City

  KEN: Hey, hey, guys! It's, uh, Ken Rosenberg here! Hey!
  KEN: Heh, heh, hey, great, hey!
  KEN: Well, uh, I'm gonna drive you guys to the meet, okay?
  KEN: Now, I've talked to the suppliers and they are very, huh-ha,
  KEN: keen to start a business relationship, so, uh,
  KEN: if all goes well, we should, uh,
  KEN: be doing very nicely for ourselves, which is, y'know...
  KEN: good..
  KEN: Okay, so. They're brothers, okay.
  KEN: One operates the uh, the business,
  KEN: and the other one does the flying.

Vice City Docks

  KEN: Ok, that's them in the chopper.
  KEN: All right, here's the deal.
  KEN: They want a straight exchange on open ground.
  KEN: All right? Ok. Stay tight, let's go.

TOMMY: Got it?
  MAN: 100% pure grade-A Colombian, my friend.
TOMMY: Let me see it.
  MAN: The greens?
TOMMY: Tens and twenties...used.
  MAN: I think we have a deal, my friend. HA HA!
TOMMY: Oh Shit!
TOMMY: Go on, get out of here! Drive!

Vice Beach, outside Ken's office

  KEN: I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second,
  KEN: and fate shovels shit in my face!
TOMMY: Go get some sleep.
  KEN: What are you gonna do?
TOMMY: I'll drop by your office tomorrow
TOMMY: and we can start sorting this mess out.
----------------
a. AN OLD FRIEND
----------------
TOMMY: Hello Sonny.
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy, it's been too long.
SONNY: I know, I know. You're just overwhelmed with emotion.
SONNY: Fifteen years - seems like only yesterday.
TOMMY: I guess that's a perspective thing.
SONNY: Hey, doing time for the family is no piece of cake,
SONNY: but the family looks after its own, ok?
SONNY: So, how'd the deal go down - you sitting on some white gold?
TOMMY: Look Sonny, we were set up. The deal was an ambush.
TOMMY: Harry and Lee are dead.
SONNY: You better be kidding me Tommy. Tell me you still got the money.
TOMMY: ...no Sonny...I don't have the money.
SONNY: That was my money, Tommy, MY MONEY!
SONNY: You better not be screwing me Tommy
SONNY: because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with!
TOMMY: Wait Sonny.
TOMMY: You have my personal assurance that I'm going to get your money back
TOMMY: and the drugs.
TOMMY: And I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
SONNY: Hey, I already know that. You're not a fool Tommy,
SONNY: but I warn you, neither am I.
SONNY: If it was anybody else you'd be DEAD already.
SONNY: But because it's you, because we got history,
SONNY: I'm gonna let you handle this.
TOMMY: Look, Sonny, you got my word.
TOMMY: I'll be in touch.
=======================================================================
2.                       K E N  R O S E N B E R G
=======================================================================
------------
a. THE PARTY
------------
  KEN: Go get some sleep, he says -
  KEN: I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off
  KEN: drinking coffee!
  KEN: This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man!
  KEN: These gorillas, listen to me, are gonna come down here
  KEN: and rip my head off. It's ridiculous!
  KEN: I did NOT go to law school for this! Ok,
  KEN: now what the hell are we gonna do?
TOMMY: Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
TOMMY: You're gonna find out who took our cocaine -
TOMMY: and then, I'm gonna kill them.
  KEN: That's a good idea. That's a GREAT idea.
  KEN: Let me think, let me think, let me think.
  KEN: OH! There's this retired Colonel, Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez.
  KEN: He's the one that helped me set up this deal
  KEN: well away from Vice City's established thugs. Ok?
  KEN: Now, listen. He's holding his party out in the bay
  KEN: on his expensive yacht
  KEN: and all of Vice City's big players are gonna be there. OK?
  KEN: I have an invite, of course I have an invite,
  KEN: but there's no way that I'm going out there,
  KEN: sticking my head out the door - no way! Not gonna happen.
TOMMY: I told you, shut up! I'll go myself...
  KEN: Ho - whoa, whoa! Hey, I like 1978 too,
  KEN: but, y'know, this isn't gonna be a beer and strippers do.
  KEN: I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads
  KEN: on the runway for the wrong reasons.
TOMMY: What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?
  KEN: Ok, look, here. Stop by Rafael's, tell him I sent 'ya.
  KEN: He'll make you look respectable.
  KEN: OK, go, c'mon...

  CORTEZ: Buenas noches.
  CORTEZ: I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg,
  CORTEZ: I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh,
  CORTEZ: mental well being, Mr...uh?
   TOMMY: Vercetti. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia.
  CORTEZ: Excellent, excellent. And you?
   TOMMY: I just want my merchandise.
  CORTEZ: Ah. It's an unfortunate set of circumstances for all involved.
  CORTEZ: Of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry,
  CORTEZ: but such a delicate matter will take time.
  CORTEZ: Perhaps we will talk later.
  CORTEZ: Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter,
  CORTEZ: Mercedes!
  CORTEZ: Caramia, could you look after our guest
  CORTEZ: while I attend to my necessary obligations?
MERCEDES: Of course, daddy.
  CORTEZ: Please excuse me.
   TOMMY: Mercedes!?
MERCEDES: You try living with it.
MERCEDES: Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests...
MERCEDES: That's our congressman Alex Shrub with rising silicone star
MERCEDES: Candy Suxxx...
   SHRUB: And have you met my lovely wife Laura? No?
   SHRUB: Well, unfortunately she's in Alabama. This is Candy.
MERCEDES: And over there we have the Vice City Mambas' star tight end, BJ -
MERCEDES: always the charmer.
      BJ: I blocked down on him and then I put him in a wheelchair!
   AVERY: Haha, that is good!
   AVERY: Well now, I'm looking at some prime real estate property.
MERCEDES: And that poolside amphibian is Jezz Torrent,
MERCEDES: lead singer with Love Fist.
    JEZZ: Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand?
    JEZZ: Let me tell you's,
    JEZZ: it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean!
MERCEDES: Impotent.
MERCEDES: And the chatty trio.
MERCEDES: That sleeping sweat gland is Papa's right hand gimp, Gonzalez
MERCEDES: and the other two are Pastor Richards
MERCEDES: and pseudo intellectual film director, Steve Scott.
   STEVE: ...passion with the nympho invaders,
   STEVE: when the giant shark comes in and
   STEVE: just bites their dicks off!
   STEVE: Ha now, you never saw anything like that before, have you?
    DIAZ: Colonel!
    DIAZ: your parties as ever are a triumph, hahahaha!
    DIAZ: I can only apologize for my late arrival.
  CORTEZ: Ah, de nada amigo. How do we find you?
    DIAZ: Our business is very trying - barbarians at the gates.
    DIAZ: A time for rewarding one's friends
    DIAZ: and liquidating one's enemies, amigo.
   TOMMY: Who's the loudmouth?
MERCEDES: Ricardo Diaz. He's Mr. Coke.
    DIAZ: Mercedes!
MERCEDES: Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town.
MERCEDES: Another time, Ricardo!
MERCEDES: Let's get out of here.
MERCEDES: Actually, take me to the Pole Position club.
-------------------
b. BACK ALLEY BRAWL
-------------------
  KEN: Ah! Well, I hope you're having a good time.
  KEN: Because I'm going out of my mind with worry here. What did you find out?
TOMMY: That there are more criminals in this town than in prison.
TOMMY: We need a lead from the streets...
  KEN: Ok, let me think, let me think, let me think -
  KEN: AH! I've got it!
  KEN: Ok, There's this limey, some music industry slimeball,
  KEN: goes by the name of Kent Paul.
  KEN: Anyway, he's got his nose so far up most of Vice City's ass
  KEN: that if anybody knows the whereabouts of 20 k's of coke,
  KEN: it's this guy, all right? He's always at The Malibu.
TOMMY: I'll go pay him a visit.
  KEN: take it easy now.

 PAUL: Where'd you pop up from?
 PAUL: I've been looking for a bird like you for ages, mate...
TOMMY: I'm looking for some English guy...
 PAUL: Kent Paul, mate. Yeah, I'm the guvnor 'round here.
 PAUL: I sort things out, you know what I mean?
 PAUL: I'll treat you. Whatever you want, I'll get you, girl.
 PAUL: Don't you worry about a thing, mate.
TOMMY: Get lost, honey.
 PAUL: Oi oi oi oi oi!
TOMMY: You Kent Paul? I'm a friend of Rosenberg's...
 PAUL: Rosenberg...Rosenberg...Oh, that bonkers ambulance chaser!
 PAUL: That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row!
 PAUL: Give us another drink, bruv.
 PAUL: Everybody's a comedian.
TOMMY: Listen to me, I'm missing twenty keys and a lot of cash...
 PAUL: Drugs, mate? It's a mug's game.
TOMMY: What do you know about it?
 PAUL: Oi oi! What I was coming to was,
 PAUL: there's some chef-cum-trumpetshifter
 PAUL: who deals out kitchen of a hotel on Ocean Drive.
 PAUL: He's been looking real pleased with himself lately.
 PAUL: You could go and check him out...?!
TOMMY: I will - and I'll be seeing you around.
 PAUL: Yeah, that's right. Go on - walk away, you mug.
 PAUL: I'll knock you spark out!
 PAUL: Give me a drink - and where's that slut!

 CHEF: Hey, whatchoo lookin' at?
TOMMY: You better start talking..
 CHEF: Hey, make me, you prick!

LANCE: Oh, way to go, tough guy. Beat him to a pulp.
LANCE: That should make him real chatty.
TOMMY: You want some, too?
LANCE: Hey, chill. I want what you want, brother.
TOMMY: Oh, yeah? And what's that?
LANCE: Your green - and my dead brother's white lady.
LANCE: Unfortunately, you just silenced our lead.
TOMMY: Accidents happen. Get lost.
LANCE: Hey, hey, whoa. No need to go all 'Lone Ranger' on my ass.
LANCE: The way I see it - we two hombres in a strange town.
LANCE: We need to watch each other's back.
TOMMY: My back's just fine, brother...
LANCE: You sure about that? Here, take this.
LANCE: Follow me!

LANCE: We gotta get the hell outta here!

LANCE: One thing you gotta realize about this town. You gotta pack some heat.
LANCE: C'mon, the local gun shop's a couple of blocks away.

LANCE: Tommy, every man needs a little R&R once in a while.
LANCE: This here's the Pole Position Strip Club.
LANCE: You might want to drop in some time.
------------
c. JURY FURY
------------
  KEN: Aaah! Oh, for god's sake, it's you! Oh, Jeez - I'm gonna need new pants!
  KEN: Hey, those psychos from up north - they've been on the horn,
  KEN: and they're coming down here soon.
  KEN: Now where is the goddamn money?!
TOMMY: Relax, relax. We're not at that part yet.
  KEN: Ohhh... I thought that you were taking care of this, I really did!
  KEN: And now those guidos say we gotta do them a favor.
TOMMY: You mean I gotta do 'em a favor.
  KEN: Oh, of course that's what I mean.
  KEN: Do I look like I can intimidate a jury?
  KEN: I couldn't intimidate a child - and believe me, I've tried.
  KEN: Now, look. It's either that, or Forelli's cousin, Giorgio,
  KEN: gets five years for fraud.
  KEN: You gotta take these guys OUT!
TOMMY: I understand. Help the jury change their minds. Don't worry about it.
  KEN: No no no no no - NO! I tried that. The jury case didn't go so well,
  KEN: so MAKE them change their minds.
-------
d. RIOT
-------
  KEN: Avery, it goes without saying... Tommy! Tommy! Any progress?
  KEN: No, no, no - tell me later, tell me later.
  KEN: Tommy, this is Avery Carrington - I believe you met at the party?
TOMMY: Not in person.
AVERY: Howdy.
  KEN: Avery here has a proposition.
TOMMY: Haven't we got other things on our mind?
  KEN: I'm trying to keep the wolves from the door,
  KEN: so could you please cut me some slack?
  KEN: I'm stretched like a wire and even if I'm dead by the end of the week,
  KEN: I'd like to think that I didn't die poor.
AVERY: Now just calm down, both of you.
AVERY: Son, you help me and any greaseballs giving you a hard time,
AVERY: I'll see to it they take a long dirt nap.
TOMMY: Ok. What could I do for ya'?
AVERY: This delivery company's got its depot on some prime land.
AVERY: They won't sell.
AVERY: They're hanging on like a big old prairie rat,
AVERY: so we gotta go in there and smoke that vermin out.
AVERY: Head on down there and stir up a hornet's nest
AVERY: - the security will have their hands full
AVERY: and then you can sneak in and put 'em out of business.
  KEN: And you could drop by Rafael's for a change of clothes.
  KEN: You might be there a while, but yeah, go for it.
TOMMY: Should be a riot.
AVERY: If the balls drop like they should, stop by my office sometime...
=======================================================================
3.                 J U A N  G A R C I A  C O R T E Z
=======================================================================
--------------------
a. TREACHEROUS SWINE
--------------------
CORTEZ: Mr. Vercetti!
 TOMMY: Colonel.
CORTEZ: Thank you for coming. Please sit. Lobster?
 TOMMY: No - thanks.
CORTEZ: I'm ashamed to admit that one of the causes of our mutual problem
CORTEZ: appears to have been the loose tongue of a man I used to trust.
CORTEZ: I've been carrying Gonzalez for years,
CORTEZ: but now his incompetence reaches new heights!
CORTEZ: It is only right that you kill Gonzalez...
 TOMMY: Did he do it? It's the money that's important to me.
CORTEZ: For this kindness I'll reward you,
CORTEZ: and then we will find your money together.
CORTEZ: He will be at his Penthouse, half drunk probably. Use this...
----------------
b. MALL SHOOTOUT
----------------
CORTEZ: Tommy! Come, join me.
CORTEZ: This looks delicious, huh? Tapia snout?
 TOMMY: Uhhh... no, no. No, thanks.
CORTEZ: Tommy, you are like a pampas breeze
CORTEZ: that has freed me from the stench of corruption,
CORTEZ: although, I must appear to mourn his passing
CORTEZ: and carry on with business as usual.
 TOMMY: This isn't getting me any closer to my money...
CORTEZ: Tommy, my friend, you are not in Liberty now.
CORTEZ: Here we do things differently.
CORTEZ: I will continue with my enquiries
CORTEZ: but in the meantime I have a valuable deal to close.
 TOMMY: A favor for a friend, Cortez?
CORTEZ: You're a good friend, Tommy. I knew you would not let me down.
CORTEZ: I need you to meet a courier
CORTEZ: who has obtained some valuable technology for me...

COURIER: Ze rain, she is tres wet zis time of the year...
  TOMMY: What?
COURIER: Ah, coment?
  TOMMY: Look, Cortez sent me. Just give me the damn chips.
COURIER: Oh...d'accord.
COURIER: Freeze, imperialist American pig!
COURIER: Zat iz propertay of ze government Francais. 'And eet over!
------------------
c. GUARDIAN ANGELS
------------------
CORTEZ: Thomas, I appreciate your coming.
CORTEZ: Forgive me for getting straight to business.
CORTEZ: Diaz has asked me to oversee a minor business transaction.
 TOMMY: Let's hope it goes better than last time, huh?
CORTEZ: Which is why I thought of you, my friend.
CORTEZ: I've dropped some protection at the multistory carpark.
CORTEZ: Pick it up - then go and watch over Diaz's men at the drop off.
CORTEZ: Gracias, amigo.

LANCE: Hogging all the action, I see...
TOMMY: Look, you wanna do something other than just shadowing me everywhere?
TOMMY: Why don't you come along and show me if you're any use.
LANCE: I might just do that. The name's Lance, by the way.

 DIAZ: You must be Cortez's new gun.
TOMMY: Until more gainful opportunities arise.
LANCE: They'll be here any minute - we both better get a good vantage point...
LANCE: OK! I'll take the balcony, you get the roof across the yard.

 DIAZ: MY MONEY!
 DIAZ: Don't just stand there, you pricks, chase that Haitian dickhead down!
LANCE: Tommy! I'll stay here and watch over Diaz!

 DIAZ: I live! Dickheads! And it's all down to you! What is your name?
TOMMY: Tommy.
 DIAZ: I see you soon, amigo, I think!
TOMMY: Shit. Where's that guy Lance?
---------------
d. SIR, YES SIR
---------------
CORTEZ: Diaz was pleased, and would like to meet you again.
 TOMMY: Is that a good thing?
CORTEZ: Of course!
CORTEZ: Although I'm starting to think that Diaz was responsible
CORTEZ: for our unfortunate loss...
 TOMMY: What makes you say that?
CORTEZ: One does not wave accusations at a man like Diaz
CORTEZ: - I'm merely thinking out loud...
CORTEZ: No matter. I have a proposal that you could profit from...
 TOMMY: I don't have time to run more errands, Cortez.
CORTEZ: I would have thought a man with such dangerous debts
CORTEZ: would be hungry for opportunities. Please, Tommy, at least hear me out.
 TOMMY: Go on...
CORTEZ: I have a buyer for a piece of military hardware
CORTEZ: that is being taken through town. Pick it up for me...
CORTEZ: and once you get it, I want you to call me immediately, then...
--------------------
e. ALL HANDS ON DECK
--------------------
CORTEZ: Circumstances force a hasty departure, amigo.
 TOMMY: What's the problem?
CORTEZ: Ehh, the French want their missile technology back
CORTEZ: and after that last incident,
CORTEZ: I feel it is time to find safer harbors.
 TOMMY: Wouldn't it be safer to fly?
CORTEZ: I'd be dead before I reached check-in.
CORTEZ: Besides, I need to get my merchandise out of the country.
 TOMMY: Need another gun?
CORTEZ: You, my friend, are worth ten guns...

CORTEZ: Thomas, you have protected and served me well.
CORTEZ: But now you must leave us before we reach the open seas.
CORTEZ: I will lower my personal launch.
CORTEZ: Keep it, my friend, a token of my gratitude.
 TOMMY: Thank you, Colonel.
CORTEZ: One more request. While I'm away,
CORTEZ: could you keep an eye on Mercedes for me?
 TOMMY: I think she could look after herself, but sure, I'll keep an eye out.
CORTEZ: Gracias, amigo. Hasta luego.
 TOMMY: Adios, amigo.
=======================================================================
4.                        R I C A R D O  D I A Z
=======================================================================
------------
a. THE CHASE
------------
 DIAZ: Come on, baby, go! Yeah! Yeah! Arrrrr!
 DIAZ: Stupid horse! I'll chop your head off! Grrrrr...
 DIAZ: Who is this dickhead?
TOMMY: Tommy Vercetti. You remember me.
 DIAZ: Excuse me. I'm a little anxious. Never trust a goddamn horse!
 DIAZ: You do a good job - you work for me now.
TOMMY: I work for money.
 DIAZ: As I said, amigo, you work for me now. Shut up.
 DIAZ: Some Judas has betrayed me.
 DIAZ: He thinks I don't know how much money I should be making,
 DIAZ: but stealing 3% is as good as stealing 100%.
 DIAZ: No one does this to me. NO ONE!!
 DIAZ: You follow him from his apartment and you see where he goes!
 DIAZ: Later, we will kill him.

  GUY: Ooh shit!
  GUY: Too slow grandad!
TOMMY: You better keep on running, asshole!
  GUY: Loser.
-----------------
b. PHNOM PENH '86
-----------------
 DIAZ: What kind of incompetent fool are you?
 DIAZ: FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL!
 DIAZ: Tommy!
TOMMY: What, Ricardo?
 DIAZ: These idiots - they always trying to screw you.
 DIAZ: That's the problem with this business.
 DIAZ: What do you think you're doing?
 DIAZ: These pricks have failed me miserably,
 DIAZ: Soon any mom and pop will think they can sell gallo in Vice City.
 DIAZ: What next, huh? The stinking Mafia?!
 DIAZ: That gang place is a fortress at ground level,
 DIAZ: so Quentin here - Quentin! QUENTIN!
 DIAZ: He'll fly you over the area!
 DIAZ: Eradicate them!
 DIAZ: What do you think you're doing?

TOMMY: What are you doing here?
LANCE: Hey, I've been asking around and it's obvious
LANCE: that Diaz jumped the deal and iced my brother.
TOMMY: And he'll kill you, too!
LANCE: I can take Diaz!
TOMMY: No - listen to me! I'll handle Diaz -
TOMMY: he's beginning to trust me.

TOMMY: One thing puzzling me, What's with 'Quentin!?
LANCE: I dunno, I always kinda liked it...Quentin Vance...
TOMMY: Vance? Your name's Lance Vance?
LANCE: Hey! I got enough of that at school!
TOMMY: Lance Vance. Poor bastard.
TOMMY: Where the hell are we headed anyway?
LANCE: Prawn Island.
LANCE: You ever fired one of those from a whirly?
TOMMY: No. I'll get a bit of practice on the way though.
LANCE: Ok, we're almost there.
LANCE: We'll make a couple of passes.
LANCE: So take out as many guns as you can.
LANCE: Then I'll set you down and you're on your way.

LANCE: Damn! This is a war zone! Take out some of those gunmen!
LANCE: We're taking hits here, man!
LANCE: This thing ain't cheap to fix! Take them out!
LANCE: Ok, you're on your own from here! Good luck, brother!
-------------------
c. THE FASTEST BOAT
-------------------
 DIAZ: Not so pleased with your selves NOW, huh!
 DIAZ: Ahahahahaa, Ahahahahaa.
TOMMY: Whoa! Watch where you're waving that thing!
 DIAZ: No more pigeon shit on MY car, eh Tommy!
TOMMY: Guess not.
 DIAZ: You're damn right. Now listen,
 DIAZ: you know who owns the fastest boat on the east coast?
TOMMY: Not off hand, no.
 DIAZ: ME. And I want it to stay that way.
 DIAZ: Every smuggler from here to Caracas has one dream, a faster boat.
 DIAZ: Rumor has it the boatyard has just completed such a vessel.
 DIAZ: for some Costa Rican dickhead.
 DIAZ: And Tommy...I WANT THAT BOAT!!!
 DIAZ: Ah! I thought I got you. Where'd you come from?
 DIAZ: Pigeons! Boom! Aaaaah!
TOMMY: I think your pigeons are back.
--------------------
d. SUPPLY AND DEMAND
--------------------
 DIAZ: Eject! PLASTIC CRAP!
 DIAZ: You doing this to me?
 DIAZ: Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT? Aaarrgh!
 DIAZ: SCREW YOU!
 DIAZ: It eats my favorite El burro movie, it die!
 DIAZ: What else could I do?
TOMMY: It's probably not plugged in.
 DIAZ: What?
 DIAZ: Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.
 DIAZ: Now Tommy,
 DIAZ: each month a freelancer sails into Vice City and moors his yacht.
 DIAZ: He sells his cargo to the first boat.
 DIAZ: I want you to take the speedboat
 DIAZ: and beat all the other shitheads to it,
 DIAZ: then you bring the cargo here, ok!?

TOMMY: Let me guess, you thought I could use a guardian angel.
LANCE: I'm just saying you need to let me in there, my man.
LANCE: Now you can feed me all this 'lonely tough guy' crap,
LANCE: but I know one day I'm gonna save your ass,
LANCE: and you're probably gonna wanna kiss me!
TOMMY: Wacko.
LANCE: Hahahahahaha!

LANCE: So Tommy, we know it was Diaz busted our deal..
LANCE: So why the hell are we running errands for him?
TOMMY: The more we learn now,
TOMMY: the less we have to learn when we take this town over!
LANCE: I like your style, man. Real fresh.

LANCE: Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A lunatic.
TOMMY: Well, thank you.
LANCE: See you around, Tommy.
TOMMY: Okay, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.
=======================================================================
5.                          K E N T  P A U L
=======================================================================
------------
a. DEATH ROW
------------
 PAUL: Awright mush, I'm gonna save your Vera, mate.
TOMMY: What the hell are you talking about?
 PAUL: You know that wanker Diaz, the Bugle Master.
 PAUL: He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...
 PAUL: didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.
TOMMY: Where did he take him? In plain English?
 PAUL: Keep your barnet on! They got him across town at the junkyard.
 PAUL: Bloody hell....you nutter!

TOMMY: There goes my careful planning blown to shit, thanks to you.
TOMMY: You screwed up real good, Lance!
LANCE: He killed my brother. What do you expect me to do, mow his lawns?
TOMMY: We're gonna have to take out that prick Diaz before he takes us out.
TOMMY: You ok to use a gun?
LANCE: Sure...I guess...nice to see you, too.
TOMMY: Let's get out of here.

TOMMY: Get patched up and meet me on the bridge to Star Island, ok?
LANCE: Ok, I got you.

=======================================================================
6.                    V E R C E T T I  E S T A T E
=======================================================================
----------
a. RUB OUT
----------
LANCE: I got us some cannons in the trunk.
TOMMY: Holy shit! Where'd you get all this stuff?
LANCE: Been saving it for a rainy day.
LANCE: You like?
TOMMY: Yeah, I like.

TOMMY: DIAZ?! I've come to take over your business!
 DIAZ: TOMMY! You betrayed me, you idiot! I'm gonna kill you real soon..

 DIAZ: You stupid pricks...
 DIAZ: my beautiful house
 DIAZ: look what you've done to it!
LANCE: This is for my brother!
 DIAZ: I trusted you, Tommy.
 DIAZ: I woulda had you made...
LANCE: Say goodnight, Mr. Diaz.
------------
b. SHAKEDOWN
------------
  KEN: Oh, we gotta redecorate this place. We gotta make it look older.
  KEN: I can't stand this look. Tommy, whadaya say?
  KEN: Whadaya say we put a bar in...
TOMMY: You're my lawyer, Rosenberg, not my interior decorator. Got it?
TOMMY: Listen to me,
TOMMY: The time to take over this town is now.
TOMMY: It's all out there waiting for us.
LANCE: We need to start seizing territory,
LANCE: let Vice City know we're the new players in town, know what I'm saying?
AVERY: What you need is a legitimate front Tommy, real estate.
AVERY: It's never done me no harm.
LANCE: We need to start using some muscle
LANCE: or we can kiss all that hard work goodbye.
LANCE: Local businesses know Diaz is dead,
LANCE: and they're refusing to pay protection!
  KEN: Ooh! We could try bribery...
TOMMY: Bribery? Screw bribery! I'll show you how to make 'em scared!
TOMMY: I'll be back here in five minutes...
------------
c. BAR BRAWL
------------
TOMMY: What's the problem?
LANCE: Some bar is refusing to pay.
LANCE: They reckon they're protected by a local gang of thugs.
LANCE: But don't worry Tommy, I can handle it.
TOMMY: You call this handling it?
TOMMY: You two, off your asses...
TOMMY: Let's go.

TOMMY: Get in the car, useless.

TOMMY: Your protection needs a little more protection.
OWNER: Aw hell, not again! I don't need this crap!
OWNER: These idiots operate out of DBP Security around the block.
OWNER: You guys just sort it out amongst yourselves.
TOMMY: I'll be seeing you later.
OWNER: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
----------
d. COPLAND
----------
LANCE: You moron! What were you thinking?!
LANCE: Do you realize what this means?!
LANCE: We could all be sunk!
 MIKE: The timer must have got screwed.
 MIKE: That place was wired to go up like a firework factory.
 MIKE: Then somebody tipped off the cops...
TOMMY: what's the problem, fellas?
LANCE: Mike was supposed to torch some place in the mall,
LANCE: but he screwed the fuses and now the cops are crawling all over it.
LANCE: We gotta get our stuff and get out of here!
TOMMY: Relax, both of you, let me think for a second!
TOMMY: Tommy Vercetti just doesn't cut and run.
TOMMY: The cops are gonna be going over that building
TOMMY: with a fine toothed comb, right?
TOMMY: But that takes time.
TOMMY: We gotta go in and torch that place ourselves.
LANCE: Yeah, but...
 MIKE: No one but a cop could get within a mile of that place!
TOMMY: So we go as cops.
TOMMY: We gotta get uniforms - and we're gonna need a squad car.
TOMMY: All thanks to you Mike.
 MIKE: I'm sorry.
LANCE: I got it.
LANCE: What we got to do is lure the cops in with the finger,
LANCE: put them in a lock-up
LANCE: and jump 'em.
TOMMY: Good plan. Let's go!
 MIKE: Alright.

TOMMY: Ok Lance, let's get the cops' attention!
LANCE: Tie 'em up and gag 'em!

LANCE: Ooo. Fits perfectly!
TOMMY: bit tight around the crotch though...
LANCE: Oh yeah yeah, mine too. Mine too.

TOMMY: Remember - smile at the other cops
LANCE: Hey there officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
TOMMY: Real smooth, Lance.

LANCE: Ok, timers are set, 5 seconds and ticking.
TOMMY: 5 seconds?!! We got to get the hell out of here!
=======================================================================
8.                     F I N A L  M I S S I O N S
=======================================================================
--------------------
a. CAP THE COLLECTOR
--------------------
TOMMY: Ok, what's the emergency?
KELLY: Tommy...some mob thugs ...said they'd come to take their cut...
KELLY: ...said it was a Mr. Forello's money...I feel like crap.
TOMMY: Forelli? SONNY Forelli?
KELLY: Yeah, that's the guy...I think...they were very insistent...
TOMMY: I'm not angry with you.
TOMMY: Get him to the hospital.
KELLY: Tommy...rip that guy a new asshole for me...
TOMMY: I'm gonna rip him two!
--------------------------
b. KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE
--------------------------
TOMMY: What's going on?
  KEN: Tommy! Oh good, good. Listen, listen. Uh, listen,
  KEN: I like fish. I love fish.
  KEN: I love them as pets in bowls, or as food on a plate,
  KEN: but as much as I love em, I don't want to sleep with them.
  KEN: Okay, but right now your Italian brothers are coming from up there
  KEN: to fit me with some cement shoes, and I...
TOMMY: Shut up Ken. Sit down.
TOMMY: Lance, what the hell's going on?
LANCE: It's your friends up north Tommy.
LANCE: They ain't too happy you capped their man.
LANCE: They're coming down to see the business today.
TOMMY: They took longer than I thought...
TOMMY: Guys, we gotta make this final
TOMMY: we gotta leave no doubt that this is my operation. Mine!
TOMMY: Ken, you get the first run of counterfeit cash
TOMMY: and put three mil in briefcases.
TOMMY: Lance, you get the guys together...

SONNY: Tommy!
SONNY: What? No big hugs for your old buddy?
TOMMY: I've had fifteen years out of the loop,
TOMMY: I'm a bit rusty on family etiquette.
SONNY: Always angry, eh Tommy.
SONNY: Didn't I say your temper would get you into trouble, huh?
TOMMY: There's three mil in the cases...
SONNY: How many was it? Ten? No, eleven men.
SONNY: That's how you get to be called the Harwood Butcher! Heh-heh-heh!
TOMMY: You sent me to kill one man, ONE MAN. They knew I was coming Sonny...
SONNY: Tommy, Tommy, watch your tone.
SONNY: Anyone would think you blame me
SONNY: for that unfortunate set of circumstances.
TOMMY: Just take the money...
TOMMY: Get the damn cash.
SONNY: You know, Tommy? I did what I could for you,
SONNY: I pulled strings, called in favors.
SONNY: I was your friend, Tommy.
SONNY: I hoped you'd see sense, see what's good for business.
SONNY: I trusted you, Tommy, and you disappointed me.
SONNY: But at least someone in your chicken shit organization
SONNY: knows how to do business,
SONNY: Isn't that right, Lance?
LANCE: I'm sorry Tommy. This is Vice City. This is business.
TOMMY: You sold us out...
LANCE: No. I sold YOU out, Tommy, I sold YOU out.
LANCE: The real cash is upstairs in the safe.
SONNY: Tommy, what was the big plan?
SONNY: You think I'd just take the fake cash?
SONNY: Save face and run away with my tail between my legs?!
TOMMY: No.
TOMMY: I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.

LANCE: No one to cover your ass now, eh Tommy?
TOMMY: you're going down, you back stabbing prick!
LANCE: Oh you think so?

TOMMY: Come here you double-crossing piece of shit!
LANCE: You're history, Tommy, history

TOMMY: This is the last dance for lance vance!
LANCE: I said I had enough of that at school!

TOMMY: You picked the wrong side, Lance...

TOMMY: You took fifteen years from me Sonny...
TOMMY: And now I'm gonna make you pay!
SONNY: You still don't get it do you!
SONNY: I OWN you, Tommy.
SONNY: Those fifteen years were mine to spend!
SONNY: Get him boys, he never understood a thing.

  KEN: Tommy?
  KEN: Oh my god, Tommy! What happened?
TOMMY: What does it look like?
  KEN: It looks like you ruined your suit!
  KEN: and Tommy, that was a beautiful suit! Tommy, what on earth happened?
TOMMY: I had a disagreement with a business associate, you know how it is.
  KEN: Tommy, I have a disagreement, I send them an angry letter.
  KEN: Maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III.
  KEN: You know, maybe you should speak to my shrink...
TOMMY: That stupid prick, Lance...
  KEN: Tommy. I never liked that guy, okay?
  KEN: He's neurotic, he's insecure, he's self-centered - the guy's an asshole!
  KEN: I'm glad you took him out!
TOMMY: I don't think we're gonna be getting
TOMMY: any more heat from up north either...
TOMMY: ...'cause there ain't no 'up north', anymore.
TOMMY: It's all down south now.
  KEN: Wait, does that mean what I think it means..? Tommy, baby!
TOMMY: What do you think it means?
  KEN: That we're in charge... I mean, that you're in charge. Oh, Tommy!
TOMMY: You know, Ken.
TOMMY: I think this could be the beginning
TOMMY: of a beautiful business relationship....
TOMMY: After all, you're a conniving, backstabbing, two-bit thief
TOMMY: and I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer.
  KEN: hehehe
  KEN: I know. Ain't it just beautiful?
=======================================================================
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IV.               S I D E  M I S S I O N S  S C R I P T
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
=======================================================================
1.                    A V E R Y  C A R R I N G T O N
=======================================================================
------------
a. FOUR IRON
------------
AVERY: Come in and park yourself on the hide, son.
AVERY: Hell, my daddy used to say, never look a gift horse in the mouth,
AVERY: and by golly, he never did.
AVERY: Would you like a drop of the old Kentucky?
TOMMY: No thanks.
AVERY: A clean thinker! I like that.
AVERY: Now, the property business isn't all about high-falootin' paper pushing.
AVERY: It's about dirt! And the will to claim that dirt! You with me, son?
TOMMY: Oh yeah.
AVERY: Well, I need some tenacious bastard to let go of some dirt,
AVERY: and you look to me like the kind of guy to persuade him.
TOMMY: Persuasion's my forte.
AVERY: Yeh, he'll be down at the country club, down on the golf course.
AVERY: They don't allow guns, so his bodyguards won't be packing lawgivers.
AVERY: Go beat eight tons of crap out of him.
AVERY: Here now - I got you a membership,
AVERY: and boy you're going to need more appropriate clothing.
-----------------
b. DEMOLITION MAN
-----------------
AVERY: Now look here, son.
AVERY: I got a problem and I reckon you could help me with it.
TOMMY: I'm no builder.
AVERY: No, I was thinking more of your demolition skills.
AVERY: Now this here, this is the development as planned and this,
AVERY: this is the property that we're looking at.
TOMMY: You're trying to say this new office block is kind of in the way.
AVERY: You catch on quick.
AVERY: Now I'm going to head out of town for a while
AVERY: and if that office development were to face sudden
AVERY: and insurmountable structural problems, then I..
TOMMY: As a civil minded individual you'd feel obliged to step in and
TOMMY: save the rejuvenation of an important area of the city?
AVERY: Where can I get more guys like you!?
--------------
c. TWO BIT HIT
--------------
 AVERY: Tommy, this is Donald Love. Donald, this here is Tommy Vercetti,
 AVERY: the latest gunslinger to come to these parts.
DONALD: Yeh...uh...
 AVERY: Donald, you just shut up and listen, and you might learn something.
 AVERY: Now, nothing brings down real estate prices
 AVERY: quicker than a good old-fashioned gang war
 AVERY: 'cept maybe a disaster, like a biblical plague or something,
 AVERY: but, that may be going too far in this case.
 AVERY: You getting this down, you four-eyed prick?
 AVERY: Now recently a Haitian gang lord died.
 AVERY: Apparently the Cubans did it, nobody's certain.
 AVERY: But let's make them certain! You disguise yourself as a Cuban hombre,
 AVERY: and head on down to crash that funeral.
 AVERY: Mix it up, and then high tail it.
 AVERY: You getting this down, Donald?
 AVERY: Well, that ought to put the coyote in the chicken coop, huh?
 AVERY: And then we'll just sit back, and watch the prices tumble.
=======================================================================
2.                           L O V E  F I S T
=======================================================================
-------------
a. LOVE JUICE
-------------
 JEZZ: AllllllllRrrighttt!
 PAUL: Yessss! Brilliant, bloody brilliant!
 PAUL: Hey, Tommy! Glad you could make it.
 PAUL: Hey, you ever met Love Fist before?
TOMMY: No, I haven't but I've always loved your music.
 PAUL: Let me introduce you to the band.
 PAUL: This is Percy, Dick, and Willy's in the kaze,
 PAUL: and that was Jezz in the booth earlier,
 PAUL: and guys, I want you to meet a good friend of mine.
 PAUL: This is Tommy. We go way back.
 JEZZ: All right, pal.
 JEZZ: And eh, what was your name again?
 PAUL: Leave it out, Jezz you, remember
 PAUL: don't be playing them games with me, mate,
 PAUL: I'm too crafty for that, sunshine!
 PAUL: You see, the thing is, Tom, the boys need some help.
 PAUL: They ain't too connected here,
 PAUL: they don't have the old 'how's your father?'
 JEZZ: We need some drugs, pal!
 JEZZ: Gonna get on the old Love Fist fury, you know?!
TOMMY: Well, this is Vice City, man. What's the problem?
PERCY: We need Love Juice, man, you know?
 DICK: Love Juice, man!
TOMMY: Love Juice?
 JEZZ: Aye, two parts boomshine, 1 part trumpet,
 JEZZ: 5 fizz bombs and a liter of petrol.
PERCY: Can you help us out, pal?
 PAUL: Aw, it would really mean a lot to the boys.
 PAUL: You can do that for the boys, right?
----------------
b. PSYCHO KILLER
----------------
 PAUL: Tommy, man. Am I glad to see you!
TOMMY: What's going on?
 JEZZ: Bad vibes, Tommy....
PERCY: Aye, I'm not joking, it's heavy stuff man, heavy you know?
 JEZZ: There's this cat, we hardly know him, but he knows us.
 JEZZ: Like this cat. Knows all about us.
 JEZZ: Knows that Willy likes his ladies' underwear, eh!
 JEZZ: Or that Percy likes Duran Duran!
PERCY: Shut up ye fool. Just 'cause Jezz bangs sheep.
PERCY: It's a love rocket thing, you know?
 PAUL: Oi shut it!
 JEZZ: Yeah, the love rocket thing, right. But listen, this cat...
 PAUL: yeh, yeh, the guy, he wants Love Fist dead.
 PAUL: Dead Tommy.
 PAUL: Love Fist gone. You know what they say, the good die young.
 PAUL: but Tommy, you gotta save Love Fist!
 JEZZ: We got a signing in two hours and I think...
 PAUL: And the boys think the stalker's gonna try some monkey business there.
-----------------
c. PUBLICITY TOUR
-----------------
 JEZZ: Tommy! Tommy! Tommy, man, that psycho's back!
TOMMY: What's going on?
 PAUL: That psycho won't leave Love Fist alone!
 JEZZ: You didn't kill him man. And now he's back.
 PAUL: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the thing is...
 JEZZ: The thing is, we need someone to drive the limo we can trust,
 JEZZ: cause that nutter keeps making threats!
PERCY: I'm shitin' masel' man. I need ma ma!
 DICK: We're all bricking ourselves, man.
TOMMY: Okay guys, calm down, I'll handle this.
TOMMY: Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around
TOMMY: a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals,
TOMMY: but, in your case I'll make an exception.

 PERCY: At last man, time for a well earned drink.
  DICK: The venue's just a hundred yards down the road.
 PERCY: Better make it a large one then. Hey Tommy, change the tunes, man.
  JEZZ: I get confused if my head ain't banging.
  JEZZ: Ah look, what's this? Hey Tommy, stick this tape on.
PSYCHO: Love Fist. Your time polluting the airwaves is over.
PSYCHO: I gave you the chance to be friends.
PSYCHO: Now, I'm giving you the chance to die.
PSYCHO: Try to slow down and your limousine will explode,
PSYCHO: along with your BIG, HAIRY ARSES!
=======================================================================
3.                        M I T C H  B A K E R
=======================================================================
------------------------
a. ALLOY WHEELS OF STEEL
------------------------
TOMMY: Where's Baker?
TOMMY: I'm looking for Big Mitch Baker...
BAKER: Who's lookin'?
TOMMY: Tommy Vercetti.
BAKER: Vercetti.
BAKER: You don't look like the law, so that's bought you a minute.
BAKER: You better talk fast.
TOMMY: Kent Paul said you might be interested in pulling security
TOMMY: for a gig he's got set up.
BAKER: Kent Paul? Sheesh! No wonder he sent ya.
BAKER: The last time he was here he left through the window
BAKER: in nothing but his limey birthday suit.
TOMMY: Are you interested or not?
BAKER: We only do favors for our own.
TOMMY: How do I join?
BAKER: This ain't no country club, boy. Can you handle a bike?
TOMMY: Can you sit on a stool and drink?
BAKER: Cougar, Zeppelin, go see how this girl handles a bike...

BIKER: All right, fancy clothes. Let's see what you can do.
-----------------------
b. MESSING WITH THE MAN
-----------------------
BAKER: Ah, got ya again.
BAKER: Hey Vercetti.
BAKER: Cougar says you can handle a bike pretty good.
TOMMY: Yeah, how many more errands am I gonna to have to run?
TOMMY: I'm a very busy man.
TOMMY: If it's a fight that's gonna settle this then bring it on.
BAKER: Being one of us ain't just about brawlin'.
BAKER: It's about being part of a family.
TOMMY: Yeah, I've been part of a family before alright. It didn't work out.
BAKER: Yeah, right, but this family takes care of its own.
BAKER: We don't ask a man to do the dirty work
BAKER: and then let him do fifteen years hard time.
BAKER: Yeah, that's right. I've done my homework.
BAKER: This here's the biggest family of misfits, outcasts and badasses.
BAKER: Hell, some of us has even been betrayed by our own country.
TOMMY: I was locked up during 'Nam. Ugly business.
BAKER: Which is why I'm gonna ask you to go mess with the man.
BAKER: This whole damn country needs a kick in the ass,
BAKER: and we're the ones to deliver it.
BAKER: So get out there, grab a bike and show this city how pissed you are!
TOMMY: Alright, alright.
-----------
c. HOG TIED
-----------
TOMMY: Hey there, Mitch.
BAKER: Well, if it ain't 'bad ass' Vercetti.
BAKER: Now I wanna see how good you can fight for your patch.
BAKER: A local street gang made the mistake of stealing my hog...
BAKER: probably because of some machismo thing or somethin'.
BAKER: Me and the boys would go over there
BAKER: and teach them a lesson in respect an'all.
BAKER: Anyways.
BAKER: Then I got to thinking - this would make a good initiation for you.
BAKER: You get my bike back, you can tell Paul he's got his security.
=======================================================================
4.                      A U N T I E  P O U L E T
=======================================================================
----------------
a. JUJU SCRAMBLE
----------------
 TOMMY: Hello? Hello?
AUNTIE: Come in, my dear, and rest your soul.
AUNTIE: You must be the big bad man me grandaddy been chattin' 'bout.
AUNTIE: Tells me tings about you, you know, when he visits,
AUNTIE: and about the others who wait for you.
AUNTIE: Now, we all dead for long time, but you,
AUNTIE: I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, ha ha ha ha ha!
 TOMMY: I got a message to come here.
AUNTIE: Can you hear dem?
AUNTIE: Dem callin' your name, boy, must want you pretty bad, don't ya tink?
AUNTIE: Now you do old Aunite Poulet a turn, huh, maybe she help you.
AUNTIE: Maybe she can give you a little juju after all of dis.
AUNTIE: Give you some magic to give the law man the stink eye, hmmmmm?
 TOMMY: Look, this is all very, um... give me what?
 TOMMY: I,I, I think I've got the wrong address...
AUNTIE: Do me these tings, Tommy......
AUNTIE: The Cubans, nasty proud foofoos, mmm,
AUNTIE: been making my lovely Haitian boys shake de heads.
AUNTIE: Now they told the policeman where me been stashing my powders.
AUNTIE: Dey tink it drugs, them stupid.
AUNTIE: Now be a good boy Tommy and go and get the powders for Auntie Poulet.
 TOMMY: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
--------------
b. BOMBS AWAY!
--------------
 TOMMY: Oh, sorry, I - I must have the wrong address...
AUNTIE: Well, you might as well come in and rest your soles and have some tea.
AUNTIE: Do you have something there for me, Tommy?
 TOMMY: Yeah...
 TOMMY: This place feels familiar to me,
 TOMMY: uh - it's - a smell from childhood - a deja vu...
AUNTIE: Now Tommy, I'm going to whisper a lickle errand for you.
AUNTIE: Hear me well, aye?
 TOMMY: You look like someone I, I...
AUNTIE: The Cubans have fast boats they use to cross the seas with drugs.
AUNTIE: It is their livelihood.
AUNTIE: Me nephew bin making lickle flying bombs to take dem out.
AUNTIE: Blow de boats to coffin wood.
 TOMMY: Thanks for the tea.
-----------------
c. DIRTY LICKIN'S
-----------------
 TOMMY: Hello? Hello
 TOMMY: uh..I'm looking for somebody around here...
AUNTIE: You looking hungry, Tommy.
 TOMMY: Do I know you?
AUNTIE: Hush now.
AUNTIE: One more ting an I can let you go, Tommy.
AUNTIE: My boys gone war wit dem Cuban boys.
AUNTIE: But no guns.
AUNTIE: Hmm, but de Cubans have a surprise comin'.
AUNTIE: While they fight in de streets,
AUNTIE: you take this rifle and kill dem in de hubbub.
AUNTIE: No one sees you, no one hear you.
AUNTIE: Now, Tommy, you do this for me,
AUNTIE: and you no longer tied to my apron strings.
 TOMMY: Kay auntie..
=======================================================================
5.                     U M B E R T O  R O B I N A
=======================================================================
-----------------------
a. STUNT BOAT CHALLENGE
-----------------------
ALBERTO: Si, men?
UMBERTO: Hey, easy Papi, this man's for me. You, you the boy?
UMBERTO: Oh yeh. You the boy. I think so, you know?
  TOMMY: No. I don't think I do.
UMBERTO: Oh yeah? You come here, tough guy.
UMBERTO: You think you can take me on?
UMBERTO: You think you can play stupid with me?
  TOMMY: No, I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.
ALBERTO: Hey, he call you dumb, son.
UMBERTO: And I call him a little girl, Papi.
UMBERTO: Look at him, all dressed up like that.
UMBERTO: What is this, ladies night?
UMBERTO: You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman?
UMBERTO: You got on panties like a woman too, huh?
  TOMMY: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?
UMBERTO: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico!
  TOMMY: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax.
UMBERTO: Can you drive, amigo?
  TOMMY: Yeah... like a woman.
UMBERTO: Very funny. I like you, big boy. Maybe you can help.
UMBERTO: Maybe you can prove you a man. Huh?
UMBERTO: Take out the boat.
UMBERTO: Show me you got some big cojones,
UMBERTO: and not some little bitty chiquita ones.

 RICO: Hey, I'm Rico. You the man with the big cojones?
 RICO: Ok man, treat her like a woman.
----------------
b. CANNON FODDER
----------------
  TOMMY: Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto..
ALBERTO: No hay problema, Tommy.
UMBERTO: Papi! Un gran problema!
ALBERTO: Umberto my son, what happened?
UMBERTO: The Haitians! I hate these Haitians!
UMBERTO: They mess with me for the last time!
UMBERTO: These Haitians! We take 'em out!
UMBERTO: Only we need some backup.
UMBERTO: I lost a few hermanos already out there.
UMBERTO: Amigo, you drive good!
  TOMMY: For a woman. Right?
UMBERTO: This is no time for joking!
UMBERTO: Come on, drive for me again!
UMBERTO: Take my boys over there, and then we'll take these Haitians down!
UMBERTO: They mess with me, they mess with the biggest boy in town!
-------------------
c. NAVAL ENGAGEMENT
-------------------
  TOMMY: Alberto. Una cafe, senor.
UMBERTO: Poppa, don't serve this snake in the straw.
UMBERTO: You're two-faced, Tommy!
UMBERTO: You're either two-faced, or you're a wimp, baby boy!
UMBERTO: The Haitians, man. They're laughing at me!
  TOMMY: Easy, easy. What's your problem?
UMBERTO: They're laughing at me, Tommy. At me!
UMBERTO: Umberto Robina! They're doing whatever they like!
  TOMMY: Nobody does whatever they like, Umberto, they do what you let them do.
UMBERTO: What?
  TOMMY: You want somebody taken care of?
  TOMMY: I can handle it, but it's gonna cost you.
  TOMMY: I know we're brothers and all, but this is business.
UMBERTO: Tommy. You a real man. Businessman, a gentleman.
UMBERTO: These Haitians.
UMBERTO: They have a load of product coming in off shore, really good stuff.
UMBERTO: We take it, and we finish them.
UMBERTO: You take it, and I look after you. Like my brother. Like my son.
  TOMMY: I think I prefer the cash to being bounced on your knee, amigo.
----------------
d. TROJAN VOODOO
----------------
UMBERTO: Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do?
UMBERTO: I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. And then?
UMBERTO: And then I'm going to make love like a man.
UMBERTO: You know that, chica? Something like this.
 WOMAN1: Loser!
 WOMAN2: Prick.
UMBERTO: Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!
UMBERTO: Umberto Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!
UMBERTO: Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go!
  TOMMY: Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?
UMBERTO: No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one.
UMBERTO: We gonna take out the Haitians.
UMBERTO: Tommy, how do you take out a snake?
UMBERTO: You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!
  TOMMY: Whatever you say, Umberto.
UMBERTO: Tommy, you go and get us a little Haitian car.
UMBERTO: When you get it, come back and pick up my boy.
UMBERTO: Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians.
UMBERTO: Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant,
UMBERTO: and you use their solvent as an explosive.
UMBERTO: Boom! Bye bye!
  TOMMY: Umberto, what about you?
UMBERTO: Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with Poppa.
UMBERTO: He not feeling so good. You know?
=======================================================================
6.                         P H I L  C A S S I D Y
=======================================================================
-------------
a. GUN RUNNER
-------------
TOMMY: Phil?
 PHIL: RUN!
 PHIL: Run!
 PHIL: Hoooooweeeeee!
 PHIL: Never get a naked flame
 PHIL: too close to one of Phil Cassidy's Boomshine stills!
TOMMY: Shit Phil, you drink that stuff?
 PHIL: Hell, you don't have to drink it
 PHIL: just a good whiff will set you off. Hoowwee!
TOMMY: Listen Phil, you said you could fix me up with some firepower...
 PHIL: Sure thing.
 PHIL: There's some Mexican gun-runner been doing me for business of late.
 PHIL: He does his weekly run about now.
 PHIL: Ram his hardware off the back of his trucks before he goes to ground.
 PHIL: And you'd be doing me a favor while you're at it.
 PHIL: Then finish him off.
-------------------
b. BOOMSHINE SAIGON
-------------------
TOMMY: Hey Phil, how's it goin?
 PHIL: Heeyyyy, Tommy. Howyadoin'? Ish been too long...
TOMMY: I swear you should lay off that boomshine, man,
TOMMY: smells like paint stripper. Making my eyes burn...
 PHIL: Shshs shhh youshelf Tommy,
 PHIL: and come over here because there's someshin'
 PHIL: I wanna show you.. someshin.
TOMMY: Woof! God! Should I be able to smell that from way over here?
TOMMY: I'm feeling woozy.
 PHIL: Don'tchaworry about the shmell Tommy, you jush wash thish.
 PHIL: Shitty-cheap-batteriesh or shumin'. There'sh shum more on the bench.
 PHIL: TA-DAAA!
 PHIL: Aww Damn!
 PHIL: Ha ha ha ha ha!
=======================================================================
7.            A S S A S S I N A T I O N  M I S S I O N S
=======================================================================
------------
a. ROAD KILL
------------
CALLER: Mr. Teal, your help in eradicating those out-of-towners
CALLER: was invaluable to business. I have more work for you
CALLER: with a more 'hands-on' approach.
CALLER: Your next job is taped under the phone.
-----------------
b. WASTE THE WIFE
-----------------
CALLER: My compliments on a job well done Mr. Teal. My client was very pleased.
CALLER: I have more work for you with a more 'hands-on' approach.
CALLER: Your next job is taped under the phone.
-----------
c. AUTOCIDE
-----------
CALLER: A European gang plans to hit a bank in Vice City.
CALLER: My employers would rather this didn't happen.
CALLER: Each member of the gang has a cover while they are here in Vice City.
CALLER: Some have menial jobs, others are on vacation.
CALLER: Each target and their likely whereabouts are taped under the phone.
----------------------------
d. CHECK OUT AT THE CHECK IN
----------------------------
CALLER: Time to fry bigger fish, Mr. Teal.
CALLER: There's a rifle in the foliage to your right.
CALLER: Watch the woman standing on the balcony above the check-in desks.
CALLER: She will walk through the crowd and ask someone the time.
CALLER: You must kill that person, retrieve his case
CALLER: and take it to the location taped under the phone.
-------------
e. LOOSE ENDS
-------------
CALLER: There is a valuable exchange taking place on the roof
CALLER: of the Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company.
CALLER: Kill everyone involved, steal the merchandise and
CALLER: take it to the helipad at the airport.
CALLER: There is a gate to your left that leads to the back of the factory.

=======================================================================
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
V.                         ASSET MISSION SCRIPTS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
=======================================================================
1.                       S U N S H I N E  A U T O S
=======================================================================
   BJ: B.J. Smith. And you must be Mr. Vercetti.
   BJ: Would you like the tour?
TOMMY: Might as well.
   BJ: Well, I'm very sad to be selling the dealership to y'all.
   BJ: This was my first investment after I turned pro.
   BJ: But now it's time for me to move on.
TOMMY: You're leaving town?
TOMMY: Not in too much of a hurry, I hope?
   BJ: No. I'm just coming out of retirement,
   BJ: and preparing for my future comeback.
   BJ: The business wasn't too strong,
   BJ: and my staff took it upon themselves to get a bit more
   BJ: creative with the generation of wealth.
   BJ: Obviously, I could wind down the business before I hand it over.
   BJ: Hell, I could burn the place down if I wanted to.
   BJ: This is prime development land.
TOMMY: Oh, I wouldn't worry about any of that.
TOMMY: This place seems perfect.
   BJ: Yeh it does, So I take it we have a deal?
=======================================================================
2.      C H E R R Y  P O P P E R  I C E  C R E A M  F A C T O R Y
=======================================================================
 LADY: Who are you?
TOMMY: Your new owner.
 LADY: Were you now, or at any time, a child?
TOMMY: What are you talking about?
 LADY: Were you a child!?
TOMMY: Yes! Calm down! What's wrong with you?
 LADY: I knew it. A child.
 LADY: A dirty, stinking, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking, crying little baby
 LADY: A baby!.. an awful, horrible, disgusting little boo hoo.
 LADY: Mommy doesn't love you. You little shit!
TOMMY: Ow! Calm down.
 LADY: I HATE babies, and I hate children.
 LADY: They're dirty, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking little..
TOMMY: Enough already! What's wrong with you?
TOMMY: You make soft ice cream, okay? It's purely for kids.
TOMMY: What kind of psycho are you?
TOMMY: Just so I understand this, why make children happy if you hate them?
 LADY: Oh, you stupid, sniveling, snotty...
TOMMY: Shut up!
 LADY: Brat!
 LADY: The ice cream is a front.
 LADY: We distribute other, non-dairy products.
 LADY: And if I see a kid, I put him to good use.
 LADY: Don't I, kiddies? Yes - yes, I do. Mummy doesn't love you.
 LADY: She HATES you!
=======================================================================
3.                           B O A T Y A R D
=======================================================================
TOMMY: Hello? Hel-lo?! Hello?
DUDE1: Put it out. There's a dude here.
DUDE1: Hey suit dude! I guess you're the new owner?
TOMMY: Yeah. Which one of the boats is the fastest?
DUDE1: It's already in the water, dude,
DUDE1: I though you might want to try her out.
DUDE2: Dude, she's already running with a 300 horse power engine...
DUDE1: and the fiberglass hull, she just shoots through the waves!
DUDE2: She can do like zero to sixty in four seconds flat dude...
DUDE1: and she can hold like twenty bales
DUDE1: of the best Jamaican smoke right in the hull!
DUDE2: So go ahead dude, she's ready to fly!
DUDE1: Yo yo, uh, suit dude, you gotta light?
DUDE1: Dude? Dude?
=======================================================================
4.                        K A U F M A N  C A B S
=======================================================================
 LADY: Guess you're the new owner.
 LADY: What are you, mob? Cartel? You don't look Mexican...
 LADY: Anyhoo, I guess you better get on with the
 LADY: 'things are gonna change around here' crap,
 LADY: maybe threaten one of the drivers
 LADY: go steady on Ted over there, he's just had his hernia fixed.
TOMMY: Well, yeah. Things are going to change around here, lady.
 LADY: Oh crap, sonny. Might as well leave this to me
 LADY: I've been doing this for years.
 LADY: Now hear this.
 LADY: We are now under new management
 LADY: and things are going to change around here again.
 LADY: Our new management, the -
 LADY: Which gang are you?
TOMMY: Well, I'm not part of any gang actually.
 LADY: What's your goddamned name, kid?
TOMMY: Vercetti, Tommy Vercetti.
 LADY: Our new management, the Vercetti Gang,
 LADY: is gonna make sure we get no trouble.
 LADY: Capiche? Out!
 LADY: Did you like the 'capiche'? I liked the 'capiche'.
 LADY: So this is how it's worked in the past,
 LADY: We run the firm as usual.
 LADY: If we get any trouble from rival firms, you beat the crap out of them.
 LADY: Then they beat the crap out of us,
 LADY: then you beat the crap out of them,
 LADY: etcetera, etcetera. You got it?
TOMMY: Uh, yeah, I guess...
 LADY: Just grab a taxi from the garage if you feel like jumping in.
------
a. VIP
------
FEMALE VOICE: Ok, we got a high class fare
FEMALE VOICE: needs picking up from Starfish island - any takers?
       TOMMY: Tommy here, I'll take it!

TAXI DRIVER: This is my fare, back off asshole!

      TOMMY: Come on come on, Get in, quick!
        VIP: Ok, ok! Just don't hurt me!
-------------------
b. FRIENDLY RIVALRY
-------------------
FEMALE VOICE: Calling all cars, we're losing fares all over town.
FEMALE VOICE: What's with you guys?
  MALE VOICE: VC Cabs keep beating us to it.
  MALE VOICE: They've just got too many cars - we can't compete!
FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Vercetti, if you're out there listening in,
FEMALE VOICE: you gotta put some VC Cabs out of action before we go bust!
--------------
c. CABMAGEDDON
--------------
FEMALE VOICE: Car 13, We got a Miss Cortez, asked for you especially.
TOMMY: Ok, I got it. Car 13 out!
TOMMY: Hmmmm, no sign of Mercedes...
TAXI DRIVER1: It's time for Kaufman Cab's guardian angel to eat some fender!
TAXI DRIVER2: Hey boy I'm gonna tan your hide!
=======================================================================
5.                         T H E  M A L I B U
=======================================================================
-------------
a. NO ESCAPE?
-------------
  KEN: Tommy! Hey, Tommy, look at this, this is great!
  KEN: I've got us this minibar installed!
TOMMY: We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken.
  KEN: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Well, I got the chalkboard you asked for.
TOMMY: Ah, that's the benefit of a law school education;
TOMMY: the ability to follow instructions.
TOMMY: Now, I need a safe man.
  KEN: Oh, all right, well, let me think...safe, safe, safe, safe
  KEN: I got it! This guy will blow you away!
  KEN: Ahh, nah, that schmuck. He's on the inside.
TOMMY: Where inside?
  KEN: In a police headquarter cell awaiting transfer.
TOMMY: I think he's about to get paroled....

TOMMY: Cam Jones?
  CAM: Yeah, that's me..
TOMMY: I'm busting you out!
  CAM: Whatever you say!

CAM: Lose the heat and get me back to my place!

TOMMY: I'm gonna be doing a job and you're my safe cracker.
  CAM: Beats losing my ass in a cell!
---------------
b. THE SHOOTIST
---------------
TOMMY: We need a stick up man. You know one?
  KEN: Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, this stuff keeps you sharp, man.
  KEN: WoooOOOooo!
  KEN: I could be your stick up man! Stick 'em up! Stick 'em up!
TOMMY: You ain't a stick up man, you're an idiot.
TOMMY: Now get yourself a drink and shut up.
  KEN: Hey, get outta my way! Yeh yeh yeh - ow ow ow!
  CAM: Relax
TOMMY: Cam, what do you think?
  CAM: Well, the best shooter in this town is a guy named Cassidy.
TOMMY: Is that so?
  CAM: Yeah. A military guy, or he thinks he is.
  CAM: I doubt he was ever in the army,
  CAM: but he certainly knows how to get a hold of guns.
  CAM: He'll be down at the shooting range.

TOMMY: You Phil Cassidy?
 PHIL: Why?
TOMMY: I'm looking for a man who can handle a gun.
TOMMY: From this setup, I'm not too convinced.
 PHIL: Son, I could shoot a fly off your head at 80 feet.
TOMMY: Oh really?
 PHIL: Yeah. I learnt in the army.
TOMMY: Fly shooting real popular in the army? Glad I don't pay tax.
 PHIL: You tryin' to be funny kid?
 PHIL: Ha ha ha ha ha!
 PHIL: Let's shoot.

TOMMY: So you wanna do me a favor, and help me put together a job?
 PHIL: Son, after shooting like that,
 PHIL: if you asked me to be your wife, I'd say yes.
-------------
c. THE DRIVER
-------------
TOMMY: Things are starting to come together nicely here.
  KEN: What's the plan, Tommy? Que pasa, amigo?
TOMMY: The plan is you keep doing that like a moron. Anyhow, we need a driver.
  KEN: Tommy, I'll do it. I can drive.
 PHIL: You want Hilary, mister. Not some smart-talking law school chump.
 PHIL: Hilary's the real deal. You ain't never seen anyone drive so fast.
 PHIL: I'll give him a call here.
 PHIL: Hey Hil, it's Phil. How's it going? No. don't talk.
 PHIL: We'll reminisce later. You want to do me a favor?
 PHIL: I got me a guy from up north.
 PHIL: No, no, I don't think he was in the service, but he wants a driver.
 PHIL: For a bit of action. Okay, I understand.
TOMMY: What'd he say?
 PHIL: Well, he'll do it, no problem. Well, there might be a little problem
 PHIL: see, he has abandonment issues.
 PHIL: Seems he won't work for anyone who can't beat him.
 PHIL: Something to do with his momma.
 PHIL: Anyway, he wants to race you first, said he'd meet you outside..

HILARY: You Tommy? Of course you're Tommy, I mean,
HILARY: Why else would anyone want to speak to me?
HILARY: OK. Consider it this way;
HILARY: I'll drive for you IF, and only IF, you can drive properly.
HILARY: Leave me alone - and I'll never forgive you.

HILARY: Ok. I'll drive for you, but please, treat me bad.
----------
d. THE JOB
----------
 TOMMY: As you can see, gentlemen,
 TOMMY: this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.
   KEN: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider going into law.
  PHIL: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan!
  PHIL: Well, who needs a simple plan anyway?
  PHIL: Take communism, now that was a simple plan.
  PHIL: Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?
 TOMMY: Calm down, all right?
 TOMMY: With a team like this it's going to be no problem.
 TOMMY: We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security,
 TOMMY: and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.
   KEN: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody?
   KEN: Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...
 TOMMY: Ken... Ken, that's right. Ken here,
 TOMMY: he washes the money for us and he keeps the drinks on ice.
HILARY: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.
 TOMMY: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie?
 TOMMY: We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.

 TOMMY: I'll drive.
HILARY: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til I tell the group about this.

   CAM: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room!
HILARY: I am not!
   CAM: Are too!
 TOMMY: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk.
   CAM: Yeah - HILARY.

TOMMY: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!

 TOMMY: Keep driving around the block, OK?
HILARY: Okay, Tommy, okay.

TOMMY: Ok, guys. Nice an easy just as we planned.

TOMMY: THIS IS A RAID!
 PHIL: NOBODY MOVE!
TOMMY: EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL!
TOMMY: Phil, hold down the fort!
 PHIL: Wilco roger that!
TOMMY: Come on Cam, the vault's upstairs...

  CAM: Damn! It's a Flange 9000!
  CAM: This could take hours to crack,
  CAM: Or five minutes if you could find the manager.
TOMMY: I'll go find where he's holed up.

TOMMY: Phil, things still sweet?
 PHIL: Sure. Everything's reeaal quiet.

 TOMMY: You - you're coming with me!
   MAN: Ok! Ok! Just don't shoot!

PHIL: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

  MAN: It's on a time lock,
  MAN: You might as well give up now!
  CAM: Hell, I can bypass the time lock,
  CAM: Then we just need your key code and we're good!
TOMMY: Stay here. You try anything and you're dead.
TOMMY: I'm gonna check on Phil, I'll be right back.

PHIL: I told you not to touch that alarm!
PHIL: The SWAT team will be here any minute!
PHIL: I could do with some help here, Tommy!

POLICE: Vice City S.W.A.T! You are completely surrounded!

 PHIL: Surrounded? HA HA HA HAAAAAaaa!
 PHIL: They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!
  CAM: Tommy! The vault's open!
TOMMY: Ok, we got the SWAT retirement fund. Let's get out of here!

POLICE: Ok, you asked for it! You've had your last chance!

PHIL: They're storming the place!
PHIL: Take cover!

PHIL: That's the last of them. GO! GO! GO!

  PHIL: Shit! Where's Hilary?
HILARY: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!

    PHIL: We made it! We're rich! RICH!
MERCEDES: Tommy, would you like a massage?
   TOMMY: Well, Hi there, Mercedes! Yeah, I'm a little tense...
    PAUL: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you?
    PAUL: Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town.
    PAUL: Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon.
    PAUL: I gotta get some new threads.
=======================================================================
6.                        F I L M  S T U D I O
=======================================================================
--------------------
a. RECRUITMENT DRIVE
--------------------
STEVE: Action.
 GIRL: Whoa! Now that's big.
  MAN: 12 inches. That is regulation baby.
STEVE: CUT!! Who IS this idiot? You! YOU! Why are you in my space? WHY?
TOMMY: What is all this crap?
TOMMY: Aliens? Fishing poles?
TOMMY: Who's ever seen a shark that big?
TOMMY: All this stuff's gotta go.
TOMMY: Why'd you get in this business, ya prick?
TOMMY: Huh?
TOMMY: For the pussy, that's why! What is this??
STEVE: This is my art - SECURITY!
TOMMY: Look, you pompous asshole, I own you now. I own all of this.
TOMMY: We're gonna turn this place around...
TOMMY: I'm gonna make you rich.
STEVE: Uh. You're - You - you're Tommy Vercetti? But I thought that you were...
TOMMY: That's right.
TOMMY: We're gonna be making some changes around here
TOMMY: and start making some real money.
STEVE: Actually, have you ever thought about, umm...
TOMMY: But first we're going to need some good-looking broads.
STEVE: Yeh, girls are fine but you... whew!

TOMMY: Yo, Candy. I'm looking for movie talent - you interested?
CANDY: Sure! But, you'd have to talk to my agent...
 PIMP: The HELL are you doin'?
 PIMP: You should have stayed at home today!

   TOMMY: Hey Mercedes!
MERCEDES: Hey Tommy! You wanna party?
   TOMMY: Not now sweets. You interested in doing some movies?
MERCEDES: Of course. As long as it's cheap and sleazy.
   TOMMY: Heh heh - you're hired!

MERCEDES: Tommy, you coming in for a warm-up?
   TOMMY: Maybe later, babe...

MERCEDES: Whoa, cool shark!
-------------
b. DILDO DODO
-------------
TOMMY: How's filming going, Steve?
STEVE: Well, Candy is a natural and that new girl - she's insatiable!
STEVE: She went through half the cast and crew
STEVE: before I even took a light reading.
STEVE: Anyway, hey, tomorrow we're going on location to shoot the boat scenes
TOMMY: Boat scenes?! What boat scenes?
STEVE: The fishermen are in the throes of passion
STEVE: when this giant shark comes in -
TOMMY: What'd I say about the giant shark?
TOMMY: I said, 'NO GIANT SHARK', alright?
TOMMY: Just keep the cameras pointed at the poontang!
STEVE: Ok ok, hey Tommy, a guy's gotta try, right?
TOMMY: Get those flyers printed up?
STEVE: Yeah, but nobody's gonna let us distribute those things, I mean
STEVE: They're just too, uh, they're unimaginative.
TOMMY: You don't worry about that.
TOMMY: I've got my own ideas for distribution.
STEVE: O.K. Hey, Candy, uh - in my trailer.
--------------------
c. MARTHA'S MUG SHOT
--------------------
TOMMY: Ok, what's the problem now?
STEVE: SSShhhh!
STEVE: Well, after his close encounter with the nympho-invaders,
STEVE: our hero finds himself unable to think of anything
STEVE: but this huge phallic mountain -
STEVE: and that's when I want to do the scene with the vat of mashed potatoes,
STEVE: but then we, uh -
TOMMY: I don't give a crap about that!
TOMMY: J - Just keep going, keep going!
TOMMY: You mentioned something about some legal problem on the phone?
STEVE: Congressman Alex Shrub has jumped on the pre-election bandwagon,
STEVE: he's going after the puritan vote.
STEVE: Rumors are he's gonna support measures to restrict, shall we say,
STEVE: the more fleshy aspects of this nation's great entertainment industry.
TOMMY: Candy! You know Shrub,
TOMMY: you guys get up to anything kinky?
CANDY: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah! Yes yes yes YES OOOoooh!
STEVE: Please - tell me you got that.
TOMMY: Was that part of the, uh... or was she talking to..?
STEVE: Hey, I can never tell. Anyway...
STEVE: You're probably best following her after the shoot,
STEVE: see if she'll lead you to their new love nest.
TOMMY: You got a camera?
STEVE: Yeah. Get him a camera.

CANDY: Hey!
SHRUB: Uh, Candy, could you call me Martha?
CANDY: Oh Alex - I mean Martha. Whatever you say...

CANDY: Martha, someone's watching.. how kinky.

BODYGUARD: You! Give me that camera!
--------------
d. G-SPOTLIGHT
--------------
CANDY: I'm sorry, but I just can't swallow this right now.
STEVE: Oh COME ON darling!
STEVE: He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake,
STEVE: how can you not feel the part?!
CANDY: But Stevie...
TOMMY: How's my star director?
STEVE: Oh, man. The struggle between the artistic integrity and
STEVE: the humping, pumping action continues unabated.
STEVE: And before you ask, yes, all four videos will be released by their...
STEVE: Honey, can you PLEASE keep the anaconda in the shot,
STEVE: he costs more per hour than you do!
CANDY: Oh, sorry Steve.
TOMMY: I was thinking,
TOMMY: we need some kind of big stunt to really promote the launch.
TOMMY: Something that will make a real impact on the City - you got any ideas?
STEVE: Well, in the old days they used to have gala events,
STEVE: stars, limos, the night sky crisscrossed with searchlights...
TOMMY: Searchlights! I've got an idea...
STEVE: ...yeah, yeah, yeah. The little sequined numbers,
STEVE: and the limos, oh, premieres
STEVE: Oh, yes ma'am, of course ma'am,
STEVE: and the press, and the barrage of lights...
=======================================================================
7.                        P R I N T  W O R K S
=======================================================================
---------------------
a. SPILLING THE BEANS
---------------------
KELLY: Mr. Vercetti? Hey. You bought the old print works?
TOMMY: Yeah, my old man used to work on these.
TOMMY: I used to spend the evenings with him, cleaning the rollers...
TOMMY: I was going to follow him in his trade, but...I lived a different life.
KELLY: You planning on selling the old machinery, breaking it down?
TOMMY: I'm thinking we might print something - a newspaper, a magazine...
KELLY: Oh, crap, sonny, low grade crap. I've always fancied printing money.
KELLY: It ain't too hard.
KELLY: You know, I've been doing it on a small scale for years.
TOMMY: Really?
KELLY: Sure. But we'd need some good quality plates.
KELLY: Of course!
KELLY: There's a counterfeiting syndicate already operating in Florida.
TOMMY: A syndicate?
KELLY: Yeah. Just rumors is all I've heard.
TOMMY: I know a man who's good with rumors...

 PAUL: Look at the arse on that!
 PAUL: Awright girl, it's your loss mate init!
 PAUL: Awright me ol'china, how's it hangin'?
TOMMY: What do you know about counterfeiting?
 PAUL: Oh I'm fine Paul, how 'bout you?
TOMMY: Come 'ere!
 PAUL: Awright! Awright! Awright!! You're obviously a busy man.
 PAUL: All I know about dodgy readys is the Triads supply the plates.
 PAUL: They've got a shipping company down the docks,
 PAUL: the boss man would know when the plates are coming in next!
TOMMY: Thanks...Paul!
 PAUL: What's the matter with you, you maniac!
 PAUL: Give me another drink, lively!

BOSS: Who are you? Oooof! Aaiieee! Not the face! Not the face!
BOSS: Ok, I talk! I talk!
------------------
b. HIT THE COURIER
------------------
TOMMY: Alright, the courier's moving the plates from the docks today.
TOMMY: I'm gonna go intercept them, grab the plates, lose any heat,
TOMMY: and make my way back here.
TOMMY: Now. Depending how well this goes,
TOMMY: we may have five minutes to print the money
TOMMY: before the counterfeit syndicate finds us, or we may have all year.
TOMMY: Either way, I want green rolling off the presses
TOMMY: five minutes after I get back. Got it?
KELLY: Don't you worry Tommy. We'll be ready.
LANCE: Me an'the boys will be around in the neighborhood
LANCE: case you need any heat taken care of.
TOMMY: All right, everybody cool? All right. I'll catch you later...

THANKS AGAIN TO JASON_C

===============================================================================
                                8.0 Odd Jobs
===============================================================================

These are what make GTA games great, the side missions to challenge you to get
100% of the game.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             8.1 "R3" Missions
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-Firefighter
Vehicles: Firetruck

Description--There is a burning vehicle somewhere, press circle to use the
hose, and put out the fire.

Reward for completing: Level 12 = Always Fireproof on foot
-Ice Cream Driver
Vehicles: Mr. Whoopee

Description--People around the town need their ice cream! Drive to them and
deliver. Easiness...

Here is a strategy for doing this easier from Nick McFadden
-----------------------------------------------------------

If you don't want the cops or the gangs on you when you are delivering ice
cream, just go to the nearest bridge after you get the Mr. Whoopie and go up
and down the bridge selling your stuff to the people walking up and down it. No
gangs and no cop cars for miles.  When you get a star just stop the music and
wait for it to go away, then start back up, you can get 50 in no time!


Reward for completing: You start making money for that asset after 50
completions (Thanks to Duncan)

-Pizza Delivery

Available Vehicles: Pizza Boy

Description--Someone needs his pizza! Pick it up from the pizza place and
deliver it to him. For every level, you must deliver one more pizza. You get
extra time for picking the pizza up and dropping it off.

Reward for completing: Level 10 = 150 Max Health

-Paramedic
Available Vehicles: Ambulance

Description--You have a set time limit to drive to a patient on the street, and
get him back to the hospital. For every level you go up, you have to pick up
another patient. You gain time by picking a patient up, and for dropping 3 off.
For every bump you make (hitting something), their life ticks by faster. Drive
safely.

Reward for completing: Level 12 = Infinite Sprint

-Taxi Driver
Available Vehicles: Cabbie, Kaufman Cab, Taxi, and Zebra Cab

Description--Find a person who needs to be taxied, then take him to his
location in a certain amount of time. You get money for delivering people
faster, and the money goes up incrementally.

Reward for completing: 100 Taxi Passengers = Hydraulics on all taxi vehicles.

Correction from Daniel Fomin
----------------------------
It is said that if you carry 100 passengers, you get hydraulics... this is not
true. Your taxi just gets to JUMP. The VOODOO has the hydraulics, where you can
change the position of the tires.

-Vigilante
Available Vehicles: Barracks OL, Enforcer, FBI Rancher, FBI Washington,
Police, Rhino, Hunter, and the SWAT cheetah (thanks to Matt Pinske for the
cheetah information).

Description--You have a set time to find a criminal driving around the city,
force his car to stop by ramming it, flipping it, forcing it to a corner,
anything, and then kill the driver.

Additional Tips from dedbunniez
-------------------------------
During vigilante missions if you drive the tank to the airport and go onto the
runway I found that the vehicles appear right at the same spot and generally I
didn't have to chase the third car.  It usually just crashed into the water.  I
think I got to level 33 or 34 before I got bored, but that took me about ten
minutes or so to do that.  The cars start around the first boarding ramp and
they are usually in a line so you can just use the main gun on the tank.  I
have only tried this once but it seemed to work just fine.

Reward for completing: Level 12 = 150 Max Armor

-Brown Thunder
Available Vehicles: Hunter

Description-The same thing as Vigilante missions, but it is with a
Hunter.  I would suggest using rockets rather than a machine gun, for obvious
reasons.

Reward for completing: Level 12 = 150 Max Armor

Tips in general from Andreas Blankert
-------------------------------------
Here's a helpful tip everybody found helpful on missions such as paramedic,
fire truck, pizza boy, ice cream truck.
Just like in GTAIII, it's always easier to back to the first island, because
you're most familiar with this one. Best place to start is the beach down at
ocean beach/washington beach.
This is a place you should be familiar with by now and it has the easiest road
lay-out, especially because you can drive alongside the grass in case of time
limits.

Tips from Sokocevicd25
----------------------
Hey I found that when you use the Hunter for Vigilante missions, most of the
time target cars would appear behind your hideout (next to pay 'n 'spray with
the car garage).

Out of all the 59 levels of criminals i played with the Hunter, 40 of them or
so were behind my hideout and they would keep going in a circle around your
house or go towards the Mall or towards the pizza restaurant.

It's easy money I earned 3,000,000 plus doing this and i got over 99 minutes
and 59 seconds and guess what.............it starts your time from 1 minute
again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't want to find out if i would run out of time if it hit zero or if it
would hit zero than continue counting down from 99minutes and 59 seconds again.

Tips from AL777
---------------
With the Hunter, a very good place to do Brown Thunder missions is on the roads 
between the airport terminal and the "tunnel" (the roads that go below the 
ground level, the ones that lead to the air base).  If you do this, they almost 
always spawn on the exact same spot and can be easily killed in 2 seconds, 
especially since there are no buildings covering this.  Occasionally a car will 
spawn somewhere else, but more often than not it falls in the water.  Just keep 
pelting the airport road spawn point with rockets and you'll be racking up 
kills in no time.  I got to Level 183 by doing this and got the max money you 
can have ($99,999,999) in less than an hour.  Also, my criminal rating went up 
by 16,000!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                8.2 The Arena
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Description: At 20:00, the downtown arena called the Hyman Memorial
Stadium holds racing challenges.  There are three different kinds of
challenges.

~~~~~~~~~~
Bloodring
~~~~~~~~~~
Description: A demolition-derby style race for checkpoints.
Vehicle: Bloodring Racer
Reward: $1,000 for each time you beat it, and an extra $100 for each car that
blows up, whether you did it or not.
Information/Hints: You use the racer to try to get to all of the checkpoints
before the time goes away.  Now usually it isn't that many checkpoints, or they
give you lots of time.  The deciding factors are how well you can avoid the
other cars, and how well you can control the car on the slippery dirt surface.
There are usually 4 or 5 other cars, and their sole purpose is to come after
you.  I think it is pretty tough.

~~~~~~~~~~
Dirt Ring
~~~~~~~~~~
Description: 32 Checkpoints, 1 Sanchez, and No Time Limit
Vehicle: Sanchez
Reward: $50,000 if you beat it in less than 5 minutes
        $10,000 if you beat it in less than 10 minutes
        $5,000 if you beat it in over 10 minutes
Information/Hints: It is extremely tough to get all of them.  Some of them are
really tough to get, and some are easy.  Again, there is unlimited time, and if
you don't beat it and want to stop, just get off the bike and enter the pink
marker.  The hardest checkpoints to get are the ones on narrow walls or
something narrow.  The hardest one is where you have to do a perfectly timed
wheelie throughout the whole jump to get the checkpoint.  Good luck, you are
going to need it.

~~~~~~~~
Hotring
~~~~~~~~
Description: A 12-lap race
Vehicle: Hotring Racer
Reward: $5,000 for first place
        $1,500 for second place
        $500 for third place
Information/Hints: This race is a lot like a NASCAR race or something like
that, except using violence and incorporating demolition is encouraged.  If
your car blows up, you are disqualified.  If you want to leave in the middle,
go to the door by the starting track.  You can use pit stops to restore your
health, but you could risk the lead.  Also, you can even drive-by shoot the
cars.  That is about it for this event.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                 8.3 Cone Crazy
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is basically a checkpoint race, like the ones from GTA3 with the
Patriot, except in GTA: VC there is only one of these.  On the roof of that
multi-story parking lot, on Rafael's clothing store there's a stallion on the
north side. (Kyle S) I do know the rewards and some strategies for it.

The rewards for completing this are $200 the first time, $400 the second time,
$800 the third, etc.  Basically it doubles every time you complete the
checkpoint race.  It is located in Ocean Beach.  I will give you directions.

-From Little Havana bridge, head towards Ocean Beach.  Turn on the first right
and follow that road until the second left.  Turn on that.  Pass the first
right and turn right into a little street.  It should be on the building to
your right.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              8.4 RC Missions
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

These are exactly like GTA3 where you enter a van; in this game it is a Top Fun
van, and you control a mini car, helicopter, or plane.  I think it is a really
fun part of the game and even though you only get $100 it is fun as heck.  Here
we go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RC Bandit Checkpoint Race
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This Top Fun van is located on the beach by Vice Point.  This is where you
drive a small RC car in a race with others.  Try to create your own shortcuts
and cut through some of the course.  You have to complete 2 laps around and
finish in first place, or in the least amount of time.  If you win, you get
$100, and every time after that you get $100 extra for beating your time.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RC Baron Checkpoint Race
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This Top Fun van is located on the top floor of a car park by the North Point
Mall in Vice Point.  You get control of an old-fashioned plane and you get to
race with it. Yay.  Again, $100 the first time and every time you beat your
record.  One lap this time, but bigger.  Always hold the gas or you will dip,
and press L2 or R2 to turn left or right respectively.  Get first to land 100
more bucks.

Some Information from Nick Pretzel
----------------------------------
If you've lost lots of points by using the Better Driving Skills cheat (Perfect
Handling as it's also known), or just want more, there is an easy way to amass
them: every time you fail the RC plane mission (RC Baron checkpoint race) in
the North Point mall, you get 30 points!  Just get in the Top Fun van, press X
to skip all the instructions and blow up your plane as soon as the race
starts.  Keep doing this and see the points pile up.  I don't know whether this
works for any of the other Top Fun missions.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RC Raider Checkpoint Pickup
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The last Top Fun van is located in the airport, isolated in a corner.  It is
another checkpoint mission, this time with a mini helicopter, but you don't
race.  There are 20 checkpoints throughout the city, and once you get one, it
will show you the next one on the map.  Be careful on these, the helicopter can
explode pretty easily.  Again, you get $100.

Another way to get to this van by Vido Corleone
-----------------------------------------------
Starting from the bridge furthest south, go along the bridge to the second
island. When you get there cross over the median strip and take a left. At the
first road you come to turn right. Go forward along this road until you come to
a fork in the road. Go left at the fork. Drive along this road until you find a
fence with an opening on your right. Turn in here and there should be the Top
Fun van to your direct left.

------------------
8.5 Shooting Range
------------------

You need to complete the mission "The Shootist" before you can do this.  Go to
the downtown AmmuNation and go to the same place as you did for the Shootist.
Basically, you hit as many targets as you can in the time limit, or until you
run out of ammo.  Beat the score that says score to beat, and you will get
$500.  Also, if you get 45 or better, you will get the Fast Load ability, so
you can reload your weapons faster (obviously).

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                      8.6 Street Races and Stolen Cars
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This can be done after you purchase the Car Showroom.  You have to do the races
before you can do the Import/Export Garage for the stolen cars.  Enter the pink
marker in the garage.  In every race, the opponents will drive a Cheetah,
Stinger, and Infernus.

~~~~~~
Races
~~~~~~

-Race #1 - Terminal Velocity
Length: 1.1 Miles
Entrance Fee: $100
Reward: $400
Location: Between Fort Baxter and the airport.

-Race #2 - Ocean Drive
Length: 1.6 Miles
Entrance Fee: $500
Reward: $2,000
Location: All along Ocean Beach, a thin loop.

-Race #3 - Border Run
Length: 2 miles
Entrance Fee: $1,000
Reward: $4,000
Location: East of Fort Baxter in midtown on the mainland.

-Race #4 - Capital Cruise
Length: 2.438 miles
Entrance Fee: $2,000
Reward: $8,000
Location: From the south of Ocean Beach to Washington Beach

-Race #5 - Tour!
Length: 3 miles
Entrance Fee: $5,000
Reward: $20,000
Location: From northern Vice City to the middle of Washington Beach.

-Race #6 - V.C. Endurance
Length: 6.1 Miles
Entrance Fee: $10,000
Reward: $40,000
Location: Pretty much everywhere, it goes all around town.

Tips on races from Raul Acosta
------------------------------
First, you unlock the street racing missions after acquiring the Car Showroom
west of Little Havana, near the road leading to Escobar Airport.  Ok, you can
try and complete the races fair and square against the other three seemingly
indestructible, impossibly good drivers. You might actually succeed. But, if
you want to just beat the races, you can do the following.  First, get yourself
a rocket launcher. Then, go to the pink marker in the parking area of the
showroom and pick a race, any race. Go to the starting grid. There are usually
three other competitors waiting: two in the front, one in the back with a pink
marker for your car at its side. Now, park your car near its marker. Then get
off the vehicle and stand near the pink marker.  Aim the rocket launcher at the
middle car in the three-car-formation you'll see from your aiming reticule. Be
sure not to stand too close to the other cars so you wont blow yourself up in
the process. If the shot is good, you'll be able to take out all three of your
rivals. Then, simply get on your car, complete the course, and cash in the
prize. If you don't take out all three of them, at least you'll be able to thin
the competition, so you got to rush to your car and beat the surviving racers.
Any shot from any other weapon (the minigun WON'T do the trick) or a bump from
your vehicle to any of the other racers will set them off immediately before
you have a chance to take 'em out.

Tips on Races from Nav
----------------------
When doing the Auto Dealership street races, a simple way to win is show up to
whatever race you want to do with a Rhino.  Right as the race starts and the
other cars start taking off, simply begin shooting the cannon, a couple of good
shots should blow up all the other cars and leave you to simply run the race
independently.  If you run the race with the rhino, yeah, you're time will
suck, so you can just get out and get a faster car for the rest of the race.

Tips on Races from Pete Bennett
-------------------------------
I've just discover a magic tip for races...

1. Get rocket launcher
2. Get fast car
3. Park fast car in front of start line
4. Shoot rocket launcher into cars/bikes on start line, destroying them
5. Drive round course at your own pace

~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stolen Cars
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Pretty much like GTA3, but you don't get all of the cars after you bring them
to the garage, you get a better one and daily revenue as a reward.  There are 4
different, but short, lists you need to fill.  If you don't know where to find
them look in the vehicles section to find locations.  The single dash marks
represent cars needed, and the equal sign is the reward.

Garage 1
--------
-Landstalker
-Idaho
-Esperanto
-Stallion
-Rancher
-Blista Compact
=Deluxo

Garage 2
--------
-Sabre
-Virgo
-Sentinel
-Stretch
-Washington
-Admiral
=Sabre Turbo

Garage 3
--------
-Cheetah
-Infernus
-Banshee
-Phoenix
-Comet
-Stinger
=Sandking

Garage 4
--------
-Voodoo
-Cuban Hermes
-Caddy
-Baggage Handler
-Mr. Whoopee
-Pizza Boy
=Hotring Racer

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             8.7 PCJ Playground
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here are directions to it.  There is a 2-minute time limit for completing it,
and there are 24 checkpoints.  If anyone has any questions on anything else
about this e-mail me.

Contributed by JungleChildX
---------------------------
Ok...if your going north bound on the same road as the Ocean View Hotel, keep
going north until you get the Vice Point Standing building where the road kinks
a little to the west and continues going north towards the Malibu club. And
there's a little curve side road to your right. Right where the road kinks,
keep going north up the grassy hill (not the road) and in the corner of the
building sits that beautiful bike called the PCJ 600.

Contributed by Kyle S
---------------------

In the middle area of the first island.. south of Malibu there is this HUGE
building.. blue and taller than u can fly... .. against this building ..
opposite the beach... there's a bike.. that gives you 2 minutes to get 24
checkpoints.. it goes through the alley you had to follow that guy who stole
Diaz's money.. on the dirt bike... you get 1000 bucks the first time.. and I
think 100 after that...

Here is some information in general about the PCJ thanks to Insanation
----------------------------------------------------------------------

------------------
Secret PCJ
------------------
In Downtown, there is a building with two "Angel" bikes parked out front and a
biker guy standing around (I assume it's the biker bar you use in later
missions).  This place is right next to the Skumhole Shack save house.  Any
who, almost directly across the street (to the left a little) is a large glass
window and inside is a PCJ on display!  Take one of the Angels and drive it
into the glass, breaking it (you can also use a bat, or brass knuckles).
Woohoo!  Free PCJ!

-----------------------
Long Wheelies
------------------------
Take your PCJ to the airport.  The runways are excellent for pulling off long
wheelies.  The trick is to start at the very end of the runway, gain speed,
just enough to get into a wheelie -- not too fast or it doesn't work.  Then,
press one of the shoulder buttons to go to side view.  Now, you can tell when
you start to fall back onto two tires!  Press up or down to keep yourself
balanced --but watch out!  You might crash into something.  By the way, you
drive right through planes.

--------------------------
Insane PCJ Stunt
---------------------------
Take your PCJ to the Airport.  There are two large yellow... things at the end
of one of the runways.  One of them is really low, and the other is almost
always vertical.  But, when it's not vertical, you can do insane stunts.  Go to
the end of the runway with your PCJ and barrel down the path.  You'll fly out
of the airport and that'll count as an insane jump.  But beware, because your
on a PCJ, you'll take some damage.  So heal often, and don't worry about your
bike, it can take a lot of damage.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             8.8 Chopper Missions
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There are four helicopters in Vice City, and they have checkpoint missions
attached to them.  Again, you compete against yourself for the best time, so
for the first time and to complete the mission, time is not a factor and take
your time to make sure you complete the mission.  The choppers used are all
Sparrows.  Thanks to Brady Games for some locations.

-Chopper #1
Location: On a pink rooftop, the same building where you end the PCJ playground
mission in Ocean Beach.
# of checkpoints: ?
Reward: $100

-Chopper #2
Location: On a rooftop in Little Haiti, by an alley with a Police Bribe and a
unique jump.
# of checkpoints: 22
Reward: $100

-Chopper #3
Location: In the backyard of a house in a small neighborhood in Vice
Point.
# of checkpoints: 17
Reward: $100

-Chopper #4
Location: This is a rooftop downtown, the first building you come to in the G-
Spotlight mission.
# of checkpoints: ?
Reward: $100

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                          8.9 Test Track/Trial By Dirt
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There is a dirt track on the northeastern coast.  There are actually two races
you can do here, one is with a Sanchez and the other is with a Landstalker.
I'm not sure if you only have to do one of them do get a mission complete, but
you do need to do one of them.  You can choose either one of them, but the
Sanchez has less handling and the Landstalker has more handling.  The Test
Track mission is with the SUV, and Trial by Dirt is with the Sanchez.  Again,
like the other RC missions, you race against your own time.  For both of these
missions, you get $100 multiplied by the number of times you beat the specific
course.

Test Track
----------
The hardest part about this is to prevent yourself from tipping over.  The SUV
is very top-heavy and tips over very easily. When in doubt, use the real brake
if it's getting out of control.  But most of the time, it is okay to use the
handbrake and you can create some nice slides because it's on dirt.

Trial by Dirt
-------------
This is harder not only because of the lack of stability, but also because of
other people shooting at you, and there will ALWAYS be rain no matter what.
Make sure you bring an Uzi, because it could get ugly.  You also have a very
limited amount of time to get back on a bike when you fall off.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                             8.10 Beach Ball Game
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Thanks to GarciaAshley, January 16, 2003)

In some of the pools behind the other houses on Starfish Island, you'll find a
beach ball.  Walk over to them and you can kick them around and out of the pool
onto a grassy area for some space.  Why? Because if you kick it up and stand
under the shadow of the ball, you can bounce if off your head.  You can also go
for high scores by bouncing it off your head the most number of times without
letting it touch the ground or walls.  Do not touch the ball with your car
while driving, they'll burst.  Look under the stats screen and you can see
Highest Score for Keepie-Uppie Beach ball".  My highest so far is 25.  If
anyone can tell me a reward for a certain high score like 100, I will try to
get it; otherwise, I don't see an incentive for highest score.  I don't see it
mentioned as required for 100% completion of game either.

Beach Ball Update (Thanks to Ken Parkin)
----------------------------------------
It would appear that the beach ball does not count towards the 100%. We had 99%
and did the beach ball but got nothing for it (turned out we hadn't done cone
crazy).

More Information from Lee Pilgrim
---------------------------------
I noticed the beach ball that appears in a pool at Starfish Island also appears
sometimes on the beach at the east island.

===============================================================================

                             -= 9.0 Vehicles =-

===============================================================================

Pretty much what this game is all about so I thought I would have a section on
it.  I will put the locations, speed, handling and cornering.  If people know
of other locations PLEASE TELL ME and I will give you credit.  I might have
comments coming soon, but I'm not sure yet.  Ratings are out of 10 stars.  Here
are some car conditions that you can check for your car health, thanks to
Daniel Fomin.

Car Conditions
White smoke: This is minor... just continue to drive, you can go to a pay n'
spray.
Black and white smoke: This is getting rough, so go heal your car.
Black smoke: You are going a little bit far, heal this car.
Deep Black smoke: You are a Jack of an Ass driver... heal this car... few more
bumps till the worst condition.
Fire emitting: DAMMIT!!! Get out of the car... it'll blow in exactly 5 seconds
after the fire emits.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              9.1 Cars/Trucks
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(All locations unless noted are contributed by Jamie Ivany)

-Admiral
Locations: Coming from the west part of Vice City into Starfish Island, turn
right on the first road, and follow it to the last house on the right.  You
have to get over their fence to get it. (Thanks to me)
Speed: ******
Handling: ******
Cornering: ******

-Ambulance
Locations: Outside all Hospitals. (Vido Corleone)
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-Baggage Handler
Locations: Right side of main terminal as you look at it from the front
(Seanppk) Around Main Airport terminal. (Jamie Ivany)
Speed: ***
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Banshee
Location:  Underground Car Park by Cortez'.  "Near the Pay N' Spray in Ocean
Beach, there is a white building, with two stories with two wings of stairs.
Anyway, there is a Banshee in the corner near the stairs." (Daniel Fomin)
Speed: ********
Handling: ********
Cornering: ********

-Barracks OL
Locations: Fort Baxter Air Base
Speed: *****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-Benson
Locations: From the Pay N' Spray in Little Havana, it is just west of it.
(Thanks to me)
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-BF Injection
Locations: Located on the beach in Ocean Beach...Go around to the farthest back
point near the "boardwalk" thing.  You will see a bush...(Depending on where
you are coming from) and there will be a BF Injection there, near the house.
(Ally Kelley)
Speed: *******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-Blista Compact
Locations: Sometimes be found on the road of the ocean view (Kenneth Karl)
Speed: ******
Handling: ********
Cornering: ******

-Bloodring Racer
Location:  Hyman Stadium every third day (only in event) (Jamie Ivany) to get
this one, complete the bloodring racing event at the Arena, and when you
complete it and get 1st place, the car park on the left hand side of the arena
will have a constant supply of bloodring bangers for you (Nick Corrie)
Speed: ********
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-Bobcat
Locations: No parked location, they can be easily found in shipyard (R. Bis)
Speed: *****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****

-Boxville
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-Burrito
Locations: No parked location
Speed: *****
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-Bus
Locations: cargo area of the airport (Eric Swartz)
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: **

-Cabbie
Locations: Sometimes parked in the parking lot at the mall (Kenneth Karl)
Speed: ******
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-Caddy
Locations: In the final list for Sunshine Autos, you need to get a Caddy.
Normally you'd have to drive one out of Leaf Links, well on the dirt road that
leads to the lighthouse in Ocean Beach, keep an eye on the bushes to your
right, there is a caddy hidden in one of them. You can usually see a bit of
blue and some lights (at night) and whenever you hit Triangle you'll know if
you're at the right spot. (Thanks to
Johnny Do) One is that there is a hidden caddy in OCEAN BEACH.  Go to the light
tower. Near it is a bush. Press triangle and you will enter the caddy.
(Sokocevicd25)
Speed: **
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Cheetah
Location:  Entrance to Cortez' Yacht.
Speed: *********
Handling: ********
Cornering: *********

-Coach
Location:  Wait by a Bus stop.
Speed: ***
Handling: **
Cornering: *
Information: Well in the downtown area pick up a coach and drive to a bus stop
and stay there, might have to wait a while but people come and get on the bus
which gives you a $5 bonus...not too much but its still good and its still
money. (thanks to bob dole)

-Comet
Locations: outside the Leaf Links main entrance (Seanppk, Jamie Ivany)
Speed: *********
Handling: ********
Cornering: ********

-Cuban Hermes
Location:  Always driving around Little Havana.
Speed: *******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-Deluxo
Location:  Sunshine auto's once asset is completed.
Speed: *********
Handling: *********
Cornering: *********

-Enforcer
Location:  Get wanted level 3.
Speed: ****
Handling: *****
Cornering: ****

-Esperanto
Locations: It is parked near the on the left hand side of the stadium near the
back.  (Will Campbell)
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-FBI Banshee
Locations: There is a FBI (or CIA) Banshee behind the police station in
DOWNTOWN. Of course it is quite tricky to find it... but... like usual, if it
isn't there, come back later and it'll be there... like cutting cheese.
(Daniel Fomin)
Speed: ********
Handling: ********
Cornering: ********

-FBI Rancher
Location:  Get wanted level 5.
Speed: *******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-FBI Washington
Locations:
1. Parked behind Rock City in the downtown area.
2. The pizza place near the Hyman Condo. First face the pizza place like you
are going to go through the door then take the left alley way and walk around
in there it should be too your right.
Speed: *******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****
(Locations contributed by Chris Lunt, and bob dole)

-Firetruck
Locations: outside fire stations (Seanppk)
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-Flatbed
Locations: Another location is as far south as you can go on the west island,
just south of the Pay and Spray. (Seanppk)
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-Gang Burrito
Location:  North Part of Prawn Island.
Speed: *****
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-Glendale
Locations: No parked location
Speed: *****
Handling: ******
Cornering: ******

-Greenwood
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Hermes
Location:  East of North point mall, South of 3231 vice point.  "There is a
white, two-story home (where Apartment 3C is) and on one of the sides of this
home is a Hermes."  (Daniel Fomin)
Speed: *******
Handling: ******
Cornering: ******

-Hotring Racer
Location:  Hyman Stadium
Speed: **********
Handling: ********
Cornering: *******

-Idaho
Location:  East of North Point Mall next to 3231 Vice Point.
Speed: ***
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Infernus
Locations: outside the Diaz/Vercetti Mansion (Seanppk, Jamie Ivany)  Northpoint
Mall parking place...if you don't see any, destroy a car (blow it up) run into
the mall (located on the second to last floor of the North Point Mall parking)
go back out, and take a look where the car you destroyed was, 90/100%
chance...you will find a new Infernus replacing it! (Daniel Fomin) On the first
floor of the North Point Mall (not sure which side) is a stage with an Infernus
on it. It's great fun to ride about in the Mall.  (Stas O'Neill)
Speed: *********
Handling: *********
Cornering: *********

-Kaufman Cabs
Location:  Kaufman Cabs Company in Little Haiti.
Speed: ******
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-Landstalker
Location:  Dirt Bike track downtown.
Speed: *****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Linerunner
Location:  West of Ship in Vice Point.
Speed: ***
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Love Fist
Location:  During Love Fist Mission.
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: ****

-Manana
Location:  North Point mall car park.
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ****

-Mesa Grande
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-Moonbeam
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-Mr. Whoopee
Locations: at the Cherry Poppers Ice Cream HQ (Seanppk)
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Mule
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: **

-Oceanic
Locations: Parked outside Ocean View Hotel (Seanppk, Jamie Ivany)
Speed: *****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Packer
Location:  In north west corner of film studio lot (Jamie Ivany) In Vice Port
at the Vice Port Authority's lot, and just south of Pay `N Spray. (Vido
Corleone)
Speed: ***
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-Patriot
Locations: At Phil's Place just north of the pizza place on the west island.
(Seanppk, Jamie Ivany) Go to the the film studio and go to where the fake town
is and behind the one side is a Patriot (Anthony Van Den Hemel, Zed Dunn)
Speed: *******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-Perennial
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ***
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Phoenix
Locations: Arena parking lot, and Bunch of Tools in Washington Beach
Speed: ********
Handling: *******
Cornering: *******

-Police
Location:  Police Station north of The Malibu.
Speed: ********
Handling: *******
Cornering: *******

-Pony
Location:  Parking Lot east of Airport Terminal.
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Rancher
Location:  Vice Point across form construction site.  Driving in front of
Sunshine autos. (Thanks to Tommy Vercett)
Speed: *****
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-RC Bandit
Locations: (see RC Missions)
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: ***

-RC Baron
Locations: (see RC Missions)
Speed: *******
Handling: *****
Cornering: **

-RC Raider
Locations: (see RC Missions)
Speed: **
Handling: **
Cornering: *****

-Regina
Location:  North Point Mall Car Park.
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Rhino
Location: Fort Baxter's airbase. (Jamie Ivany)  Get it after 90 packages. (Vido
Corleone)
Speed: ***
Handling: ****
Cornering: *******

-Romero's Hearse
Location:  Romero's funeral Home in little Haiti.
Speed: *****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Rumpo
Location:  1. Parking Lot of North of Airport Terminal.  Behind the Malibu Club
where you get a hidden package. If it is not there, go walk a while and come
back.  2. Remember the mission "Hit the Courier"? If you do, go to the docks
where all the gun-wielding women are. In this place, there is the second ship.
Well, to the second ship, the entrance is a quad of wooden planks. Facing these
planks is a sweet Rumpo!  3. Start going into Vice Port from Little Havana.
When there is a work, there shall be an open wooden fence with a Rumpo looking
outside waiting to be set free... that's your job! (Daniel Fomin)
Speed: ****
Handling: **
Cornering: **

-SWAT Cheetah
Locations: Only accessible if you get 3 of more stars. (Vido Corleone) Speed:
*********
Handling: ********
Cornering: *********
(Thanks to Timothy Andrews for this, and thanks to Vido Corleone for correction
to SWAT Cheetah)
More Information: I would like to comment on the "SWAT Cheetah."  It should be
called the Vice Police Cheetah.  If you watch the guys who get out, they look
like the characters on the 80's TV show.  The only difference is the Vice
Police Cheetah has only a cop radio and you can do vigilante missions on it.
 The easiest way to steal one is to get a 3-star wanted level and wait for it
to come, then put in the lower wanted level cheat, take it and park it in a
garage.  (Thanks to Einstein0801)

-Sabre
Locations: No parked location
Speed: *******
Handling: *****
Cornering: ******

-Sabre Turbo
Location:  Sunshine autos once asset is completed.
Speed: ********
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Sandking
Location:  Finish sunshine autos asset.
Speed: *****
Handling: ********
Cornering: ******

-Securicar
Location: DPB security.
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Sentinel
Locations: inside the Sunshine Autos dealership (Seanppk, Jamie Ivany)
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Sentinel XS
Locations: From the main airport terminal head east down the road. The road
will curve right and you should keep following it.  After it curves you will
see a building on the left and a gated parking lot. It is in the parking lot.
(Thanks to THAguyINgta3)
Speed: ********
Handling: *******
Cornering: *******

-Spand Express
Location:  Spand Express Building.
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-Stallion
Locations: Shrub covered parking garage, where you meet Lance the second time
in the Guardian Angels mission (Vido Corleone)
Speed: *****
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Stretch
Locations: At Diaz'/Vercetti's mansion next to the steps opposite the Infernus.
(Thanks to Jamie Ivany)
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: **

-Stinger
Locations: In the garage of a Starfish Island Mansion (Vido Corleone)
Speed: ******
Handling: ********
Cornering: ********

-Taxi
Location:  East of North Point mall.
Speed: ******
Handling: ******
Cornering: *****

-Top Fun
Locations: (See RC Missions for locations)
Speed: *****
Handling: *****
Cornering: ****

-Trashmaster
Locations: In the dump on the western side of the western island.
(Seanppk, Jamie Ivany)
Speed: ***
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Virgo
Location:  North Point mall Car Park.
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Voodoo
Locations: across from auntie poulet near kaufman cabs (pete b)
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: ****
Controls: Voodoo controls:
Press L3 to use shocks.  Also move (while down) the right stick forward to make
your car's front end go up, or press it backwards to lift the back end up etc.
If you press it up/right your front right shock will go up and the other tires
will stay down.  If you use press it back/left the rear left shock will go up
etc.  (Thanks to Randall Freels)


-Walton
Locations: No parked location
Speed: *****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Washington
Locations: No parked location
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Yankee
Location:  Parking Lot of Main Airport Terminal.
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Zebra Cabs
Location:  Kaufman Cab after asset is complete.
Speed: ********
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              9.2 Motorcycles
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-Angel
Locations: Outside the Mitch Baker's gangs hideout just east of where the dual
carriage way splits on the west island (Seanppk, Jamie Ivany)
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-Faggio
Locations: in the alley next to Rosenberg's place. (Seanppk, Jamie
Ivany)
Speed: *
Handling: ****
Cornering: ****

-Freeway
Location:  Mercedes' House.
Speed: *******
Handling: *******
Cornering: ****

-PCJ-600
Locations: At the marina next to the water where Cortez' yacht is (Thanks to
Jamie Ivany) North of the Cheetah by Cortez'. (Jamie Ivany) Go downtown...near
the greasy chopper..to the left or right of it(depending on where you are
coming from) There is Howlin' Petes Biker Imporium.  Get something to break the
window down...from time to time there may be a PCJ-600 there. (Ally Kelley)
Near the Pay N' Spray in Ocean Beach, there is a white house where there is a
unique jump of the stairs. Anyway, this house has a PCJ-600 tucked in a corner!
(Daniel Fomin)
Speed: *********
Handling: ******
Cornering: ****

-Pizza Boy
Locations: Behind or on the side of pizza restaurants near the window if not
there go to another one they regenerate. (bob dole, Jamie Ivany)
Speed: ***
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-Sanchez
Location:  Dirt bike track downtown.
Speed: ********
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                   9.3 Boats
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-Coast Guard
Locations: Dock along the waterfront in Northern Vice Port (Vido Corleone)
Speed: ******
Handling: *****
Cornering: ***

-Cuban Jetmax
Location:  Boat yard. (Thanks to Jamie Ivany for information, and thanks to
Vido Corleone for correction)
Speed: ******
Handling: ******
Cornering: **

-Dinghy
Locations: Dock Across the street from Spand Express Company (Vido Corleone)
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-Marquis
Location: Fly ramp up from Rio near Cortez' yacht.
Speed: *****
Handling: *****
Cornering: **

-Predator
Locations: Down stairwell just before the long bridge in Leaf Links. Off the
right side of the road. (Vido Corleone)
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: **

-Reefer
Location: South of Marquis near Cortez' yacht.
Speed: ****
Handling: ****
Cornering: *

-Rio
Location: Docks north of cortez' yacht.
Speed: ****
Handling: ***
Cornering: ***

-Speeder
Locations: No parked location
Speed: *******
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-Squallo
Locations: Boatyard once it is purchased, next to Cuban Jetmax (Vido
Corleone)
Speed: **********
Handling: *****
Cornering: *****

-Tropic
Locations: Dock next to Mercedes' house near Leaf Links (Vido Corleone)
Speed: ******
Handling: ****
Cornering: **

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                 9.4 Planes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

-Hunter
Location:  Fort Baxter air base, you don't need 100 packages.
Speed: **********
Handling: **********
Cornering: **********

-Maverick
Location:  Your mansion, and Hyman Condo.
Speed: ********
Handling: *****
Cornering: ********

-Police Maverick
Location:  Top of police station downtown.
Speed: ********
Handling: *******
Cornering: *******

-Sea Sparrow
Location:  Once you collect 80 packages between the pools behind your
mansion.
Speed: *******
Handling: ****
Cornering: ********

-Skimmer
Location: On wharf behind film studio. (Vido Corleone)
Speed: **********
Handling: ******
Cornering: ***

-Sparrow
Location:  1st building to the east of the police station downtown.
Speed: *********
Handling: ****
Cornering: ***

-VCN Maverick
Location: On top of VCN building.
Speed: ********
Handling: *****
Cornering: ********

Here is another look at car locations from Jnco394, thanks a lot!


     ##### Vehicles list provided by AggroSk8er, thanks bud. #####

Vehicles                         Location

*Admiral                         Starfish Island, when coming from
                                 the second island turn left on the
                                 first road. It's the first house on
                                 the left. You have to park a car
                                 near the fence, jump on the car,
                                 and then jump over the fence.

*Baggage Handler              1. At the airport just west of the
                                 main building behind the fence.
                              2. Go behind the main terminal and look SE.

*Banshee                         On Starfish Island's main road that
                                 connects to the other islands it's
                                 at the western most house on the
                                 north side of the street.

*Benson                          Coming from Sunshine Auto's head
                                 south. There is a pay' n' spray on
                                 the right. It is just past it on
                                 the left.

*BF Injection                    Just go east of the Malibu. It's on
                                 the wooden sidewalk (near the
                                 beach) a little bit south.

Blista Compact                   Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Bloodring Banger                On the south side of Hyman Memorial
                                 Stadium after beating the mission
                                 "Bloodring". There are two version
                                 a Glendale and an Oceanic. Both of
                                 them are parked here.

Bobcat                           Usually found driving around in
                                 Vice Port.

Boxville                         Usually found driving around
                                 airport.

Burrito                          Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

Bus                              Usually found driving around inside
                                 the airport gates(where the planes
                                 are).

*Caddy                           Near the lighthouse there is a small
                                 wooden bridge. Cross it heading towards
                                 the lightnouse and follow the dirt path
                                 that is slightly to the right. It is
                                 hidden in the first set of bushes to
                                 the right.

*Cheetah                         At the docks in Washington Beach.

Coach                            Usually stopped at bus stop signs.

*Comet                        1. Starfish Island, when you are
                                 coming from the first island take
                                 the first road on the right. Then
                                 enter the second driveway on the
                                 right. It's in the garage.
                              2. Parked outside of Leaf Links.

Cuban Hermes                     Driving around Little Havana and
                                 Little Haiti.

*Deluxo                          After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the first list of cars it
                                 will be in the showroom.

Esperanto                        Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Point.

*Flatbed                         Go as far SW as you can by road in
                                 Vice Port. Then search SW of that
                                 road.

*Gang Burrito                    Prawn Island in the northern most
                                 house's driveway.

Glendale                         Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

Greenwood                        Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Hermes                          Just south of Rafael's there is an
                                 underground plaza thing. There is one
                                 across the street to the west.

*Hotring Racer                   After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the fourth list of cars
                                 it will be in the showroom.

Idaho                            Usually found driving around Little
                                 Haiti.

*Infernus                     1. Outside of the Diaz's Mansion, just
                                 east of the main steps.
                              2. Inside the North Point Mall in the NW
                                 corner.

*Landstalker                     SE corner of the dirtbike track
                                 Downtown.

*Linerunner                      Head south into Vice Port and when
                                 the road splits go right. You
                                 should see it on the left. It's in
                                 a dirt parking lot.

@Love Fist                       Is used in a mission for Kent Paul/Love
                                 Fist.

Manana                           Usually found driving around in
                                 Little Haiti.

Mesa Grande                      Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

Moonbeam                         Usually found driving around Little
                                 Havana.

Mule                             Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Port.

*Oceanic                         Outside of the Ocean View Hotel.

*Packer                       1. Inside the film studio, NW corner.
                              2. In the Port Autority parking lot at the
                                 docks. Thanks to TheBlackAndGreenGuy.
                              3. Behind the airport terminal.

*Patriot                      1. In a hanger at Phil Cassidy's
                                 place.
                              2. Inside the film studio, SE corner.

Perennial                        Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Point.

*Phoenix                         On Starfish Island, when your coming
                                 from the first island take the first
                                 right. It is at the third house on the
                                 right (you can jump the wall).

*Pony                            Head south into Vice Port and when
                                 the road splits go left. On the
                                 right you should see a dirt parking
                                 lot. It is in the SE corner.

Rancher                          Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Point.

Regina                           Usually found driving around Little
                                 Haiti.

@Romero's hearse                 It is only in the mission "Two Bit
                                 Hit" that you get from Avery.

*Rumpo                           Behind the Malibu.

Sabre                            Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

*Sabre Turbo                     After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the second list of cars
                                 it will be in the showroom.

*Sandking                        After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the third list of cars it
                                 will be in the showroom.

Securicar                        In the third assassination (phone)
                                 mission, the second guy has one. It
                                 is locked so you'll have to snipe
                                 him and take it to pay' n' spray,
                                 or you can usually find it driving
                                 around in Vice Port.

*Sentinel                        In the showroom for Sunshine
                                 Auto's.

*Sentinel XS                     From the main airport terminal head
                                 east down the road. The road will curve
                                 right and you should keep following it.
                                 After it curves you will see a building
                                 on the left and a gated parking lot. It
                                 is in the parking lot.

@Spand Express                1. Available during the mission "Jury
                                 Fury" for Rosenberg. Thanks to
(Thanks to Paul Rudoff for       THAguyINgta3.
telling me about the error    2. Available during the mission "Riot" for
I had here.)                     Rosenberg.


Stallion                         Driving around Little Havana and
                                 Little Haiti.

*Stretch                         Outside of Diaz's Mansion, just
                                 west of the main steps.

*Stinger                         On Starfish Island, it is parked at
                                 the house to the east of the one
                                 with the R* pool. You have to jump
                                 the fence.

*Top Fun                      1. On the beach near the dirtbike
                                 track.
                              2. On top of the parking garage for the
                                 North Point Mall.
                              3. In a parking lot near the airport docks.

*Trashmaster                     In the middle of the junkyard.

Virgo                            Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Voodoo                          Outside Auntie Poulet's house.

Walton                           Usually found driving around in
                                 Vice Port.

Washington                       Usually found driving around
                                 Starfish Island.

Yankee                           Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Port.

_______________________________________________________________________
                                4. MOTORCYCLES
*Angel                           Outside of the Greasy Chopper.

*Faggio                       1. On the sidewalk SE of the police
                                 station in Washington Beach.
                              2. In the alley north of where you get
                                 Rosenburg's missions. Thanks to
                                 ChocoMog230.

Freeway	                      1. Usually driving around the Ocean
                                 View Hotel.
                              2. There is one near Prawn Island. If you
                                 go to Prawn Island then take the Bridge
                                 leading away from the island and
                                 towards the North point mall, then take
                                 the first right and you will see it
                                 next to the first building on the left.
                                 Thanks to Matt Pinske.

*PCJ-600                      1. At the docks in Washington Beach.
                              2. In the parking lot just north of the
                                 Pay'n'spray on the first island.
                                 Thanks to thunderboltisback.
                              3. Start on the first Island, going north
                                 on the main beachfront road.  When the
                                 road turns and joins a parallel road,
                                 keep going straight to the building and
                                 walk the perimeter.  You'll find a PCJ.
                                 This is the PCJ used in "PCJ
                                 Playground". Thanks to SpinToWinJim.
                              4. It can also be found behind a glass
                                 panel at Howlin' Petes Biker Emporium
                                 just across the street from the Greasy
                                 Chopper. Thanks to MadRider.

*Sanchez                         SE corner of the dirtbike track
                                 Downtown.
_______________________________________________________________________
                                5. BOATS
*Coast Guard                     At a jetty just north of the
                                 boatyard.

*Cuban Jetmax                    At the boatyard after buying it.

*Dinghy                          At the jetty behind the building
                                 you destroyed in the mission
                                 "Demolition Man". It is likely (but
                                 not confirmed) that it doesn't
                                 appear there until after you have
                                 unlocked the second island.

*Marquis                         At the dock where Cortez was. When
                                 you finish all of Cortez' mission
                                 the docks will be unlocked.

*Reefer                          At the dock where Cortez was. When
                                 you finish all of Cortez' mission
                                 the docks will be unlocked.

*Rio                             At the docks slightly north of
                                 where Cortez was. When you unlock
                                 the second island the docks will be
                                 open.

*Speeder                         At the dock where Cortez was. When
                                 you finish all of Cortez' mission
                                 the docks will be unlocked.

*Squallo                         At the boatyard after buying it.

*Tropic                          At the dock slightly SW of the
                                 Links View Apartments. It is likely
                                 (but not confirmed) that it doesn't
                                 appear there until after you have
                                 unlocked the second island.

_______________________________________________________________________
                                6. AIRCRAFTS
*Maverick                     1. On top of the Hyman Condo Downtown.
                              2. On top of Diaz's mansion. Thanks to M16.

*Police Maverick                 On top of the police department
                                 Downtown.

*Sea Sparrow	                 The back deck at Diaz's Mansion
                                 after getting 80 packages.

*Skimmer                         After buying the film studio and
                                 beating the second mission it will
                                 be parked outside of the NW corner
                                 at the studio docks.

*Sparrow                      1. On top of a building slightly NE of
                                 Auntie Poulet's house. The building
                                 has a billboard on top of it that
                                 says "move over Miami".
                              2. There is a sparrow on the lower office
                                 level of the building used in
                                 "G-Spotlight". Thanks to SpinToWinJim.
                              3. Across from the Links View Heights
                                 there are apartments. Behind them are
                                 some back yards. It is in the middle
                                 one.
                              4. On top of the building just south of
                                 the pay'n'spray in Ocean Beach.

*VCN Maverick                    Dowtown VCN building, when you get
                                 off the bridge from prawn island it
                                 is the first building on the right.
                                 Find the open door that leads to
                                 the roof.

_______________________________________________________________________
                                7. SPECIAL MISSION VEHICLES
*Ambulance                    1. Outside of Ocean View Hospital in
                                 Washington Beach.
                              2. In the parking lot of the hospital
                                 Downtown.
                              3. In the driveway of the hospital in
                                 Vice Point.

Barracks OL                      Get 6 stars and they will chase
                                 you.

Cabbie                           Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

Vice Cheetah                     Get 3 stars and undercover cops will
                                 start chasing you in Cheetahs.

Enforcer                         Get 4 stars and they will chase
                                 you.

FBI Rancher                      Get 5 stars and they will chase
                                 you.

*FBI Washington                  Downtown in the alley behind Rock
                                 City.

*Firetruck                       Outside of fire station Downtown.

*Hunter                          After you beat all of the story
                                 missions, or get 100 packages it's
                                 near the back wall of the military
                                 base. If you do both it will be at
                                 the helipad at the south end of the
                                 first island too.

*Kaufman Cab                     After buying the taxi firm it's
                                 parked inside.

*Mr. Whoopee                     After you buy Cherry Poppers Ice
                                 Cream shop it will be in the garage
                                 there.

*Pizza Boy                       Behind the pizza place on the first
                                 island and the one in Little Haiti,
                                 and beside the one Downtown.

*Police                       1. Outside of police station in
                                 Washington Beach.
                              2. Outside of police station in Litle
                                 Havana.
                              3. Outside of the police station Dowtown.
                              4. Outside of the police station in Vice
                                 Point.

*Predator                        Under the SE corner of the bridge
                                 from Leaf Links Golf Club to the
                                 second island.

*Rhino                           After get 90 packages it's in the
                                 military base.

Taxi                             Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Zebra Cab                       After beating the taxi firm's
                                 missions it's parked inside.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              9.5 Vehicle Statistics
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here is some info from gaius

Here are the real stats of the vehicles; the ones above were comparing the
stats to each vehicle.  These are the actual statistics, gotten from the
handling.cfg file on the DVD portion of GTA:VC.  As you can see, many of the
cars from GTA3 are on the disc still, as they overwrote the disc from GTA3 to
make GTA:VC.

Units
-----
-Vehicle identifier 14 characters max
-Dimensions in meters
-Mass in Kg
-Velocity in Km/h
-Acceleration/deceleration in ms-2
-Multipliers x1.0 is default
-Angles in degrees
-Suspension Levels: (L)ow, (M)edium, (H)igh
-Buoyancy: percent submerged (> 100% vehicle sinks)
-Engine type: (P)etrol, (D)iesel, (E)lectric
-Engine drive: (F)ront, (R)ear, (4)-wheel drive

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Field Descriptions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The descriptions will come in this order, right now I will explain what each of
these mean.

Vehicle identifier
------------------
It is the name of the vehicle, and it is no more than 14 characters long.

Mass
----
It's the mass of that vehicle, or how much it weighs; it ranges from 1.0 to
50000.0

Dimensions of X
---------------
The dimension of the vehicle lengthwise, and it ranges from 0 to 20.

Dimensions of Y
---------------
The height of the vehicle, and it ranges from 0 to 20.

Dimensions of Z
---------------
The depth of the vehicle, use all three dimensions to get the volume of the
car, and it is also from 0 to 20.

Center Of Mass (X)
------------------
This is where the center of mass is in the car in the X dimension.  Ranges from
-10 to 10, with zero being in the middle.

Center Of Mass (Y)
------------------
This is where the center of mass is in the vehicle in the Y dimension.  It
ranges from -10 to 10 with 0 in the middle.

Center Of Mass (Z)
------------------
This is where the center of mass is in the vehicle's Z dimension.  It ranges
from -10 to 10 with 0 in the middle.

Percent Submerged
-----------------
This is in percent, and it is how much the vehicle will submerge underwater if
it falls in it.  100 would mean it is sinking.

Traction Multiplier
-------------------
This is how well your vehicle handles things.  The higher the better, from 0.5-
2.0

Traction Loss
-------------
This is how much traction you lose when you go onto a slippery surface like
dirt or grass or wet.  It is from 0.0 to 1.0

Traction Bias
-------------
This is how much traction power goes to the front wheels when you are slipping.
This also goes from 0 to 1.

Transmission: Number Of Gears
-----------------------------
This pretty self-explanatory, it is the number of gears in the vehicle and it
can range from 1 to 4.

Transmission: Maximum Velocity
------------------------------
This is also pretty easy to understand, but it is how fast the car can go
between 5 and 150.

Transmission: Engine Acceleration
---------------------------------
This is how fast the vehicle accelerates, and it is in the units of ms-2.  It
ranges from 0.1 to 10.0.

Transmission: Drive Type
------------------------
This is what wheels the car uses to accelerate.  I will abbreviate it to make
it easier for me.  F=Front Wheel Drive, B=Back Wheel Drive, and 4=4-Wheel
Drive.

Transmission: Engine Type
-------------------------
This is what kind of gasoline the engine uses, there for the type of engine.
P=Petrol, D=Diesel, and E=Electric.

Brake Deceleration
------------------
This is pretty much the opposite of acceleration, how fast it slows down.  It
is in the same units as acceleration which is ms-2, and it ranges from 0.1 to
10.0.

Brake Bias
----------
This one is kind of weird; it is how much braking power goes to the front
wheels.  This goes from 0 to 1.

ABS (Assisted Breaking Mechanism)
---------------------------------
This is simply whether you have it for not.  O is no and 1 is yes.

Steering Lock
-------------
This is simply how far you can turn the wheels wither way on the
car/truck/motorcycle.

Suspension: Force Level
-----------------------
I'm not sure what this is, and it has no levels.

Suspension: Damping Level
-------------------------
This is how much the suspension dampens the shocks from the road or whatever
you are driving on.  This doesn't have any specific levels.

Seat Offset Distance
--------------------
"Ped seat position offset towards center of car." (Gaius)

Collision Damage Multiplier
---------------------------
How much damage it does to your car compared to others.  I.E., comparing a
Banshee with a Linerunner.  This goes from 0.2 to 5.0.

Monetary Value
--------------
This is how much the vehicle costs.  This stat is used in a couple ways in the
game.  It ranges from 1 to 100000 dollars.

Suspension: Upper Limit
-----------------------
How far up the tires can go

Suspension: Lower Limit
-----------------------
How far down the tires can go

Suspension: Bias
----------------
The balance of the suspension between the front and back.  No levels are in
this one.

Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier
--------------------------------
What is that supposed to mean, how you don't drive?  If anyone knows e-mail me.

Flags
-----
The flags are other optional things that are put on some cars.  They will be
written in with several options and if I put them with that car that means that
the vehicle has that flag.  There are several flags.  If anyone has a question
on what they mean, e-mail me and I will tell you until I get the descriptions
up.

1: 1G_BOOST
2: 2G_BOOST
3: REV_BONNET
4: HANGING_BOOT
5: NO_DOORS
6: IS_VAN
7: IS_BUS
8: IS_LOW
9: DBL_EXHAUST	
10: TAILGATE_BOOT
11: NOSWING_BOOT
12: NONPLAYER_STABILISER
13: NEUTRALHANDLING
14: HAS_NO_ROOF
15: IS_BIG
16: HALOGEN_LIGHTS
17: IS_BIKE
18: IS_HELI
19: IS_PLANE
20: IS_BOAT
21: NO_EXHAUST
22: REARWHEEL_1ST
23: HANDBRAKE_TYRE8
24: SIT_IN_BOAT
25: FAT_REARW
26: NARROW_FRONTW
27: GOOD_INSAND

Front Lights
------------
(0 = long, 1 = small, 2 = big, 3 = tall)

Rear Lights
-----------
(0 = long, 1 = small, 2 = big, 3 = tall)

~~~~~~~~~
The Data
~~~~~~~~~

Cars and Trucks
---------------

Vehicle Identifier: LANDSTAL
Real Name: Landstalker
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 20.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.7
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.27
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.23
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.25
Flags: REV_BONNET, HANGING_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF,
HALOGEN_LIGHTS
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1

Vehicle Identifier: SENTINEL
Real Name: Sentinel
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center Of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.91
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.55
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.17
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.3
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.13
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.56
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.3
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: PEREN
Real Name: Perennial
Mass: 1200.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 13.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 4.17
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.4
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.37
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT
Front Lights: 1
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: LINERUN
Real Name: Linerunner
Mass: 3800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.6
Dimensions of Y: 7.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.5
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.65
Traction Bias: 0.4
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 120.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.0
Brake Bias: 0.30
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.8
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.04
Seat Offset Distance: 0.65
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.25
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.40
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.20
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_BIKE
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: STINGER
Real Name: Stinger
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): -0.30
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.8
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.25
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.4
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Lights: 1
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: IDAHO
Real Name: Idaho
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.25
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.0
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.10
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.44
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.5
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REARWHEEL_1ST
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: PATRIOT
Real Name: Patriot
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 5.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.15
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 19.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 08.17
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.25
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.35
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, NO_DOORS, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: FIRETRUK
Real Name: Firetruck
Mass: 6500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.26
Monetary Value: 15000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, IS_BIG
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: TRASH
Real Name: Trashmaster
Mass: 5500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.58
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 110.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 07.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 03.17
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.06
Seat Offset Distance: 0.45
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.20
Monetary Value: 5000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.55
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_BIG, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: STRETCH
Real Name: Stretch
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 7.3
Dimensions of Z: 1.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.67
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 10.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.72
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: MANANA
Real Name: Manana
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.86
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 08.0
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.31
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 0


Vehicle Identifier: INFERNUS
Real Name: Infernus
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.4
Dimensions of Z: 1.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 240.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 29.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.19
Seat Offset Distance: 0.37
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.72
Monetary Value: 95000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.4
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_VAN, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE, SIT_IN_BOAT,
NARROW_FRONTW
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: PONY
Real Name: Pony
Mass: 2600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 6.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.0
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.25
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3



Vehicle Identifier: MULE
Real Name: Mule
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.5
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.82
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 12.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.46
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.53
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3


Vehicle Identifier: CHEETAH
Real Name: Cheetah
Mass: 1200.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.3
Traction Loss: 0.89
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 230.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 32.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.48
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.40
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.54
Monetary Value: 105000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE, SIT_IN_BOAT, FAT_REARW
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 0


Vehicle Identifier: AMBULAN
Real Name: Amublance
Mass: 2600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.58
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.40
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_VAN, TAILGATE_BOOT
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: FBICAR
Real Name: Fbi Car
Mass: 1500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.93
Traction Loss: 0.91
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.5
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.23
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.19
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 2



Vehicle Identifier: MOONBEAM
Real Name: Moonbeam
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.9
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.6
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.75
Monetary Value: 16000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3


Vehicle Identifier: ESPERANT
Real Name: Esperanto
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 3.4
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 28.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.36
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.54
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3


Vehicle Identifier: TAXI
Real Name: Taxi
Mass: 1450.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.4
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 19.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 9.1
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.51
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: KURUMA
Real Name: Kuruma
Mass: 1500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.15
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.87
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 17.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.17
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.13
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BOBCAT
Real Name: Bobcat
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.3
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.76
Traction Bias: 0.57
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 17.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.5
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.20
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.29
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_HELI, IS_BOAT, NARROW_FRONTW
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: MRWHOOP
Real Name: Mr. Whoopee
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 145.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 12.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.17
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.77
Monetary Value: 29000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BFINJECT
Real Name: BF Injection
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 1.20
Traction Loss: 0.88
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.1
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.3
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.38
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 15000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST, REV_BONNET, HAS_NO_ROOF, HALOGEN_LIGHTS,
IS_BIKE, NO_EXHAUST
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 2


Vehicle Identifier: POLICE
Real Name: Police
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.15
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.05
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.53
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.24
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: ENFORCER
Real Name: Enforcer
Mass: 4000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 6.8
Dimensions of Z: 2.9
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 17.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.4
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.32
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.16
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.37
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NO_DOORS, IS_VAN, IS_BUS


Vehicle Identifier: SECURICA
Real Name: Securicar
Mass: 7000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.6
Dimensions of Y: 6.8
Dimensions of Z: 3.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 8.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.4
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.42
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.35
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_VAN, DBL_EXHAUST, TAILGATE_BOOT
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BANSHEE
Real Name: Banshee
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.84
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 33.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 34.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.18
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.49
Monetary Value: 45000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, NONPLAYER_STABILISER, NEUTRALHANDLING,
HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BUS
Real Name: Bus
Mass: 5500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 1.5
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 130.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 9.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.17
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.75
Monetary Value: 15000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.45
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: RHINO
Real Name: Rhino
Mass: 18000.0
Dimensions of X: 3.5
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 80.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 8.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.17
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 20.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 1.12
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.09
Monetary Value: 110000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.10
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BARRACKS
Real Name: Barracks
Mass: 10500.0
Dimensions of X: 3.3
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 4.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 12.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.62
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.26
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REV_BONNET, TAILGATE_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: HELI
Real Name: Maverick (Can anyone confirm?)
Mass: 25500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.9
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.58
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 1.00
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: COACH
Real Name: Coach
Mass: 9500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.35
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 13.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.7
Brake Bias: 0.35
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.04
Seat Offset Distance: 0.45
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.48
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NOSWING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: CABBIE
Real Name: Cabbie
Mass: 1750.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): 0.05
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.05
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.54
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.44
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: STALLION
Real Name: Stallion
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.55
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 23.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.17
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.64
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.2
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NO_DOORS, IS_LOW, NEUTRALHANDLING


Vehicle Identifier: RUMPO
Real Name: Rumpo
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 1.0
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.21
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN


Vehicle Identifier: RCBANDIT
Real Name: RC Bandit
Mass: 100.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.05
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.49
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: E
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.05
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: None
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: FLATBED
Real Name: Flatbed
Mass: 8500.0
Dimensions of X: 3.1
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 4.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.3
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.88
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 10.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.1
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.62
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.43
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, TAILGATE_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: YANKEE
Real Name: Yankee
Mass: 4500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.6
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.45
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: GOLFCART
Real Name: Caddie
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 19.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: E
Brake Deceleration: 13.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.10
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE


Vehicle Identifier: VOODOO
Real Name: Voodoo
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): -0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 23.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.50
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.36
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.41
Monetary Value: 30000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.28
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.6
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: WASHING
Real Name: Washington
Mass: 1850.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.65
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 21.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.5
Brake Bias: 0.65
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 1.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.35
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, NEUTRALHANDLING


Vehicle Identifier: CUBAN
Real Name: Cuban Hermes
Mass: 2150.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 25.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.0
Brake Bias: 0.54
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.55
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.26
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.45
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: ROMERO
Real Name: Romero's Hearse
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.25
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 04.17
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 1.25
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.37
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: PACKER
Real Name: Packer
Mass: 8000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.35
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 13.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.7
Brake Bias: 0.35
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.04
Seat Offset Distance: 0.56
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: ADMIRAL
Real Name: Admiral
Mass: 1650.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.05
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.56
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.19
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.55
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: GANGBUR
Real Name: Gang Burrito
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 27.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.5
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.14
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.21
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, TAILGATE_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING,
HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: ZEBRA
Real Name: Zebra Cab
Mass: 2250.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 26.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 9.0
Brake Bias: 0.48
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.9
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.18
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: TOPFUN
Real Name: TOP FUN
Mass: 1900.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 6.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.0
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.43
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN


Vehicle Identifier: GLENDALE
Real Name: Glendale
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.4
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REARWHEEL_1ST


Vehicle Identifier: OCEANIC
Real Name: Oceanic
Mass: 1900.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.4
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.45
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 2
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REARWHEEL_1ST


Vehicle Identifier: HERMES
Real Name: Hermes
Mass: 1950.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.70
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 3.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 28.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.36
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.42
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.20
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST


Vehicle Identifier: SABRE1
Real Name: Sabre
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.9
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.84
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.17
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.10
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.52
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.25
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, DBL_EXHAUST


Vehicle Identifier: SABRETUR
Real Name: Sabre Turbo
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.05
Traction Loss: 0.84
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 32.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.1
Brake Bias: 0.52	0
ABS: 33.0
Steering Lock: 1.3
Suspension Force Level: 0.10
Suspension Damping Level: 0.3
Seat Offset Distance: 0.55
Collision Damage Multiplier: 45000
Monetary Value: 0.30
Suspension: Upper Limit: -0.20
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.5
Suspension: Bias: 0.40
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 3009901
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: PHOENIX
Real Name: Phoenix
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.52	0
ABS: 30.0
Steering Lock: 1.4
Suspension Force Level: 0.10
Suspension Damping Level: 0.34
Seat Offset Distance: 0.60
Collision Damage Multiplier: 45000
Monetary Value: 0.31
Suspension: Upper Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.5
Suspension: Bias: 0.3
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 208101
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: WALTON
Real Name: Walton
Mass: 1850.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.69
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.5
Brake Bias: 0.5
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.19
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: REGINA
Real Name: Regina
Mass: 1500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.15
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.48
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.2
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: COMET
Real Name: Comet
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.25
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NO_DOORS, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: DELUXO
Real Name: Deluxo
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 26.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.53
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.25
Suspension Damping Level: 0.16
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.52
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.35
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, NONPLAYER_STABILISER, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: BURRITO
Real Name: Burrito
Mass: 1900.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.97
Traction Loss: 0.77
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 25.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.3
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING


Vehicle Identifier: SPAND
Real Name: Spand Express
Mass: 2400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.9
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.6
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.40
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.90
Monetary Value: 16000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: REV_BONNET, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: BAGGAGE
Real Name: Baggage Handler
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: E
Brake Deceleration: 13.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.10
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE


Vehicle Identifier: KAUFMAN
Real Name: Kaufman Taxi
Mass: 1650.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.89
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.47
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.32
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.4
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: RANCHER
Real Name: Rancher
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 5.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.15
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 20.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.1
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.44
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.35
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.21
Suspension: Bias: 0.45
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_LOW, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: FBIRANCH
Real Name: Fbi Rancher
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 5.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.1
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.44
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.34
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, HANGING_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF,
HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: VIRGO
Real Name: Virgo
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.86
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 32.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.85
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.31
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: GREENWOO
Real Name: Greenwood
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.4
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.54
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.32
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: HOTRING
Real Name: Hotring Racer
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): -0.35
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.15
Traction Loss: 0.89
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 220.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 36.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.52	0
ABS: 30.0
Steering Lock: 1.9
Suspension Force Level: 0.13
Suspension Damping Level: 0.40
Seat Offset Distance: 0.56
Collision Damage Multiplier: 45000
Monetary Value: 0.29
Suspension: Upper Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.5
Suspension: Bias: 0.6
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 208182
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 1G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: SANDKING
Real Name: Sandking
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 5.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.15
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 25.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 08.17
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.38
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.35
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.31
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BIG, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: BLISTAC
Real Name: Blista Compact
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.30
Percent Submerged: 50
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 30.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.45
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.14
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NONPLAYER_STABILISER, REARWHEEL_1ST


Vehicle Identifier: BOXVILLE
Real Name: Boxville
Mass: 5500.0
Dimensions of X: 3.0
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.3
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.82
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.9
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.46
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.28
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.6
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_BIG, REARWHEEL_1ST, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: BENSON
Real Name: Benson
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.82
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.46
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.53
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.35
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: DESPERAD
Real Name: Desperado
Mass: 1300.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 23.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.18
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.32
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.35
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.4
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: LOVEFIST
Real Name: Love Fist
Mass: 2700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 7.3
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.91
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.47
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: BLOODRA
Real Name: Bloodring Racer
Mass: 2100.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.03
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.24
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: BLOODRB
Real Name: Unknown??
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 26.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.06
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW


Motorcycles
-----------

Vehicle Identifier: BIKE
Real Name: PCJ 600
Mass: 500.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.8
Dimensions of Z: 1.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.05
Center of Mass (Z): -0.09
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.6
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 50.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 15.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.85
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.15
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.15
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: MOPED
Real Name: Faggio
Mass: 350.0
Dimensions of X: 1.1
Dimensions of Y: 1.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 2.0
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.49
Transmission: Number of Gears: 3
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 30.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 14.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.1
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.11
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.12
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: DIRTBIKE
Real Name: Sanchez
Mass: 500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.2
Dimensions of Y: 1.8
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.05
Center of Mass (Z): -0.09
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.6
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 50.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 19.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.85
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.15
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.15
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: ANGEL
Real Name: Angel
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 1.2
Dimensions of Y: 2.2
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.15
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.86
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 45.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 12.0
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.65
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.24
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.09
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.55
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: FREEWAY
Real Name: Freeway
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 1.1
Dimensions of Y: 2.2
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.82
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 40.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.65
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.24
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.09
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.55
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Boats
-----
For boats there are a couple different statistics that are used only
for boats.  You will see them throughout the boats, and if you have any
questions on what they mean, e-mail me and I will answer your
questions.

Vehicle Identifier: PREDATOR
Real Name: Predator
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 14
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.30
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.58
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.7
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.05
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: SPEEDER
Real Name: Speeder
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 3.2
Dimensions of Y: 10.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 22
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.5
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.65
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 2.5
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.04
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 20.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.3
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.7
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.39
Monetary Value: 30000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.5
Sideslip Force: 2.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE


Vehicle Identifier: REEFER
Real Name: Reefer
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 3.5
Dimensions of Y: 7.0
Dimensions of Z: 4.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 15
Bank Force Multiplier: -1.50
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 0.7
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.02
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.38
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: RIO
Real Name: Rio
Mass: 3000.0
Dimensions of X: 4.5
Dimensions of Y: 7.0
Dimensions of Z: 4.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 15
Bank Force Multiplier: -4.00
Rudder Turn Force: 25.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 0.5
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.00
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 20.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.23
Monetary Value: 70000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 15.00
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: SQUALO
Real Name: Squalo
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 42
Bank Force Multiplier: 3.00
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.65
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 3.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.00
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 0.45
Water Damping Multiplier: 5.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 60000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.05
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE


Vehicle Identifier: TROPIC
Real Name: Tropic
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 10
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.20
Rudder Turn Force: 12.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.4
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.05
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.8
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 73000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE


Vehicle Identifier: COASTGRD
Real Name: Coastguard
Mass: 1200.0
Dimensions of X: 3.0
Dimensions of Y: 7.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): -0.3
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 14
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.00
Rudder Turn Force: 4.2
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.70
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.6
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.05
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.18
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 3.20
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 2.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: DINGHY
Real Name: Dinghy
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 4.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 16
Bank Force Multiplier: 3.50
Rudder Turn Force: 3.5
Speed Steer Falloff: 1.00
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.2
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.07
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 4.5
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.12
Monetary Value: 5000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 3.50
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.7
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: MARQUIS
Real Name: Marquis
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 3.5
Dimensions of Y: 19.0
Dimensions of Z: 4.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 10
Bank Force Multiplier: -3.50
Rudder Turn Force: 25.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.40
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 0.5
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.04
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.03
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 38.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.38
Monetary Value: 99000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.0
Sideslip Force: 1.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: CUPBOAT
Real Name: ?
Mass: 3000.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 35
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.00
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 3.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.00
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 0.75
Water Damping Multiplier: 4.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.45
Monetary Value: 48000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.3
Sideslip Force: 1.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE



Airplanes
---------

Vehicle Identifier: SEAPLANE
Real Name: ?
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 1.0
Dimensions of Y: 10.0
Dimensions of Z: 0.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 5
Traction Multiplier: 0.83
Traction Loss: 25.0
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.7
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 0.01
Brake Bias: 0.05
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Suspension Force Level: 3.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.75
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.0
Suspension: Bias: 2.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, NOSWING_BOOT, GOOD_INSAND


Vehicle Identifier: SPARROW
Real Name: Sparrow
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: SEASPAR
Real Name: Sea Sparrow
Mass: 3000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 5
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 28000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: MAVERICK
Real Name: Maverick
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.75
Monetary Value: 45000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: COASTMAV
Real Name: Coast Maverick?
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.65
Monetary Value: 50000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: POLMAV
Real Name: Police Maverick
Mass: 4500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.65
Monetary Value: 52000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: HUNTER
Real Name: Hunter	
Mass: 10000.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 10.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.40
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 99000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.20
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: RCBARON
Real Name: RC Baron
Mass: 150.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.0
Dimensions of Z: 0.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 99
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.08
Monetary Value: 300
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET


Vehicle Identifier: RCGOBLIN
Real Name: RC Goblin
Mass: 100.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.05
Monetary Value: 800
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: RCCOPTER
Real Name: RC Copter
Mass: 100.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: p
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.10
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Sorted by damage multiplier
---------------------------
# the higher the multiplier the more fragile
# the lower the more resistant to damage

DAMAGE  SPEED   ACCEL   DECEL
1.25    150.0   14.0    04.17   ROMERO
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   TRAIN
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   HELI
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   DEADDODO
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   AIRTRAIN
0.90    150.0   15.0    5.5     SPAND
0.85    160.0   15.0    7.0     VIRGO
0.77    145.0   12.0    4.17    MRWHOOP
0.75    200.0   16.0    5.0     MAVERICK
0.75    150.0   15.0    5.5     MOONBEAM
0.75    130.0   9.0     4.17    BUS
0.72    240.0   29.0    11.0    INFERNUS
0.72    180.0   10.0    10.0    STRETCH
0.65    200.0   24.0    10.0    MAFIA
0.65    200.0   16.0    5.0     POLMAV
0.65    200.0   16.0    5.0     COASTMAV
0.64    160.0   23.0    8.17    STALLION
0.60    200.0   28.0    11.1    PHEONIX
0.60    200.0   28.0    11.0    COMET
0.60    200.0   16.0    5.0     SEASPAR
0.60    180.0   21.0    7.5     WASHING
0.60    180.0   17.0    7.17    KURUMA
0.60    160.0   18.0    5.5     RUMPO
0.60    150.0   13.0    04.17   PEREN
0.56    220.0   36.0    10.0    HOTRING
0.56    165.0   24.0    10.17   SENTINEL
0.56    165.0   22.0    8.5     ADMIRAL
0.55    180.0   32.0    6.1     SABRETUR
0.55    160.0   25.0    6.0     CUBAN
0.54    230.0   32.0    11.1    CHEETAH
0.54    160.0   18.0    3.4     ESPERANT
0.54    160.0   15.0    5.4     GREENWOO
0.53    140.0   15.0    4.5     BENSON
0.53    140.0   12.0    4.5     MULE
0.52    200.0   26.0    10.0    DELUXO
0.52    160.0   24.0    8.17    SABRE1
0.51    180.0   19.0    9.1     TAXI
0.50    200.0   30.0    11.0    BLISTAC
0.50    200.0   28.0    11.0    STINGER
0.50    200.0   16.0    5.0     SPARROW
0.50    200.0   16.0    5.0     HUNTER
0.50    200.0   16.0    5.0     DODO
0.50    200.0   1.7     0.01    SEAPLANE
0.50    160.0   19.0    13.0    GOLFCART
0.50    160.0   15.0    6.0     PONY
0.50    160.0   15.0    08.0    MANANA
0.50    160.0   14.0    13.0    BAGGAGE
0.50    150.0   27.0    10.5    GANGBUR
0.50    150.0   25.0    8.5     BURRITO
0.49    200.0   33.0    11.1    BANSHEE
0.48    165.0   16.0    5.0     REGINA
0.48    150.0   13.0    5.7     COACH
0.47    180.0   15.0    10.0    LOVEFIST
0.45    190.0   3.0     0.02    CUPBOAT
0.45    160.0   16.0    5.0     OCEANIC
0.45    160.0   14.0    4.5     YANKEE
0.44    160.0   16.0    6.2     IDAHO
0.43    160.0   15.0    6.0     TOPFUN
0.43    150.0   10.0    10.00   FLATBED
0.42    160.0   18.0    3.5     HERMES
0.41    160.0   23.0    6.50    VOODOO
0.40    170.0   35.0    6.1     BFINJECT
0.40    160.0   22.0    7.0     CABBIE
0.40    160.0   16.0    6.2     GLENDALE
0.40    150.0   13.0    5.7     PACKER
0.40    140.0   14.0    4.5     BOXVILLE
0.39    190.0   2.5     0.04    SPEEDER
0.38    190.0   0.7     0.02    REEFER
0.38    190.0   0.5     0.04    MARQUIS
0.35    170.0   8.0     8.4     SECURICA
0.35    170.0   25.0    08.17   SANDKING
0.35    170.0   20.0    7.0     RANCHER
0.33    190.0   3.0     0.02    SQUALO
0.33    190.0   24.0    7.0     AMBULAN
0.33    190.0   1.7     0.05    PREDATOR
0.33    190.0   1.4     0.05    TROPIC
0.32    160.0   24.0    7.0     KAUFMAN
0.30    170.0   22.0    8.5     FBIRANCH
0.30    160.0   26.0    6.2     BLOODRB
0.30    160.0   24.0    6.2     BLOODRA
0.30    160.0   23.0    6.2     DESPERAD
0.26    180.0   12.0    10.00   BARRACKS
0.26    170.0   22.0    10.00   FIRETRUK
0.25    170.0   19.0    08.17   PATRIOT
0.25    120.0   18.0    8.0     LINERUN
0.24    200.0   28.0    11.1    POLICE
0.24    190.0   45.0    12.0    ANGEL
0.24    190.0   40.0    10.0    FREEWAY
0.23    190.0   24.0    10.0    FBICAR
0.23    190.0   0.5     0.02    RIO
0.23    160.0   20.0    6.2     LANDSTAL
0.20    165.0   17.0    8.5     BOBCAT
0.20    110.0   07.0    03.17   TRASH
0.19    150.0   14.0    6.5     WALTON
0.18    190.0   1.6     0.05    COASTGRD
0.18    160.0   26.0    9.0     ZEBRA
0.16    170.0   17.0    8.4     ENFORCER
0.15    190.0   50.0    19.0    DIRTBIKE
0.15    190.0   50.0    15.0    BIKE
0.12    190.0   1.2     0.07    DINGHY
0.11    190.0   30.0    14.0    MOPED
0.10    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCCOPTER
0.09    80.0    8.0     8.17    RHINO
0.08    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBARON
0.05    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCGOBLIN
0.05    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBANDIT

Vehicles Sorted by Speed
------------------------

SPEED   ACCEL   DECEL   NAME
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBANDIT
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBARON
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCCOPTER
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCGOBLIN
80.0    8.0     8.17    RHINO
110.0   07.0    03.17   TRASH
120.0   18.0    8.0     LINERUN
130.0   9.0     4.17    BUS
140.0   12.0    4.5     MULE
140.0   14.0    4.5     BOXVILLE
140.0   15.0    4.5     BENSON
140.0   24.0    10.00   AIRTRAIN
140.0   24.0    10.00   DEADDODO
140.0   24.0    10.00   HELI
140.0   24.0    10.00   TRAIN
145.0   12.0    4.17    MRWHOOP
150.0   10.0    10.00   FLATBED
150.0   13.0    04.17   PEREN
150.0   13.0    5.7     COACH
150.0   13.0    5.7     PACKER
150.0   14.0    04.17   ROMERO
150.0   14.0    6.5     WALTON
150.0   15.0    5.5     MOONBEAM
150.0   15.0    5.5     SPAND
150.0   25.0    8.5     BURRITO
150.0   27.0    10.5    GANGBUR
160.0   14.0    13.0    BAGGAGE
160.0   14.0    4.5     YANKEE
160.0   15.0    08.0    MANANA
160.0   15.0    5.4     GREENWOO
160.0   15.0    6.0     PONY
160.0   15.0    6.0     TOPFUN
160.0   15.0    7.0     VIRGO
160.0   16.0    5.0     OCEANIC
160.0   16.0    6.2     GLENDALE
160.0   16.0    6.2     IDAHO
160.0   18.0    3.4     ESPERANT
160.0   18.0    3.5     HERMES
160.0   18.0    5.5     RUMPO
160.0   19.0    13.0    GOLFCART
160.0   20.0    6.2     LANDSTAL
160.0   22.0    7.0     CABBIE
160.0   23.0    6.2     DESPERAD
160.0   23.0    6.50    VOODOO
160.0   23.0    8.17    STALLION
160.0   24.0    6.2     BLOODRA
160.0   24.0    7.0     KAUFMAN
160.0   24.0    8.17    SABRE1
160.0   25.0    6.0     CUBAN
160.0   26.0    6.2     BLOODRB
160.0   26.0    9.0     ZEBRA
165.0   16.0    5.0     REGINA
165.0   17.0    8.5     BOBCAT
165.0   22.0    8.5     ADMIRAL
165.0   24.0    10.17   SENTINEL
170.0   17.0    8.4     ENFORCER
170.0   19.0    08.17   PATRIOT
170.0   20.0    7.0     RANCHER
170.0   22.0    10.00   FIRETRUK
170.0   22.0    8.5     FBIRANCH
170.0   25.0    08.17   SANDKING
170.0   35.0    6.1     BFINJECT
170.0   8.0     8.4     SECURICA
180.0   10.0    10.0    STRETCH
180.0   12.0    10.00   BARRACKS
180.0   15.0    10.0    LOVEFIST
180.0   17.0    7.17    KURUMA
180.0   19.0    9.1     TAXI
180.0   21.0    7.5     WASHING
180.0   32.0    6.1     SABRETUR
190.0   0.5     0.02    RIO
190.0   0.5     0.04    MARQUIS
190.0   0.7     0.02    REEFER
190.0   1.2     0.07    DINGHY
190.0   1.4     0.05    TROPIC
190.0   1.6     0.05    COASTGRD
190.0   1.7     0.05    PREDATOR
190.0   2.5     0.04    SPEEDER
190.0   24.0    10.0    FBICAR
190.0   24.0    7.0     AMBULAN
190.0   3.0     0.02    CUPBOAT
190.0   3.0     0.02    SQUALO
190.0   30.0    14.0    MOPED
190.0   40.0    10.0    FREEWAY
190.0   45.0    12.0    ANGEL
190.0   50.0    15.0    BIKE
190.0   50.0    19.0    DIRTBIKE
200.0   1.7     0.01    SEAPLANE
200.0   16.0    5.0     COASTMAV
200.0   16.0    5.0     DODO
200.0   16.0    5.0     HUNTER
200.0   16.0    5.0     MAVERICK
200.0   16.0    5.0     POLMAV
200.0   16.0    5.0     SEASPAR
200.0   16.0    5.0     SPARROW
200.0   24.0    10.0    MAFIA
200.0   26.0    10.0    DELUXO
200.0   28.0    11.0    COMET
200.0   28.0    11.0    STINGER
200.0   28.0    11.1    PHEONIX
200.0   28.0    11.1    POLICE
200.0   30.0    11.0    BLISTAC
200.0   33.0    11.1    BANSHEE
220.0   36.0    10.0    HOTRING
230.0   32.0    11.1    CHEETAH
240.0   29.0    11.0    INFERNUS

Vehicles sorted by Acceleration
-------------------------------

ACCELL  SPEED   DECEL   NAME
0.5     190.0   0.02    RIO
0.5     190.0   0.04    MARQUIS
0.7     190.0   0.02    REEFER
1.2     190.0   0.07    DINGHY
1.4     190.0   0.05    TROPIC
1.6     190.0   0.05    COASTGRD
1.7     190.0   0.05    PREDATOR
1.7     200.0   0.01    SEAPLANE
2.5     190.0   0.04    SPEEDER
3.0     190.0   0.02    CUPBOAT
3.0     190.0   0.02    SQUALO
7.0     110.0   03.17   TRASH
8.0     170.0   8.4     SECURICA
8.0     80.0    8.17    RHINO
9.0     130.0   4.17    BUS
10.0    150.0   10.00   FLATBED
10.0    180.0   10.0    STRETCH
12.0    140.0   4.5     MULE
12.0    145.0   4.17    MRWHOOP
12.0    180.0   10.00   BARRACKS
13.0    150.0   04.17   PEREN
13.0    150.0   5.7     COACH
13.0    150.0   5.7     PACKER
14.0    140.0   4.5     BOXVILLE
14.0    150.0   04.17   ROMERO
14.0    150.0   6.5     WALTON
14.0    160.0   13.0    BAGGAGE
14.0    160.0   4.5     YANKEE
15.0    140.0   4.5     BENSON
15.0    150.0   5.5     MOONBEAM
15.0    150.0   5.5     SPAND
15.0    160.0   08.0    MANANA
15.0    160.0   5.4     GREENWOO
15.0    160.0   6.0     PONY
15.0    160.0   6.0     TOPFUN
15.0    160.0   7.0     VIRGO
15.0    180.0   10.0    LOVEFIST
16.0    160.0   5.0     OCEANIC
16.0    160.0   6.2     GLENDALE
16.0    160.0   6.2     IDAHO
16.0    165.0   5.0     REGINA
16.0    200.0   5.0     COASTMAV
16.0    200.0   5.0     DODO
16.0    200.0   5.0     HUNTER
16.0    200.0   5.0     MAVERICK
16.0    200.0   5.0     POLMAV
16.0    200.0   5.0     SEASPAR
16.0    200.0   5.0     SPARROW
17.0    165.0   8.5     BOBCAT
17.0    170.0   8.4     ENFORCER
17.0    180.0   7.17    KURUMA
18.0    120.0   8.0     LINERUN
18.0    160.0   3.4     ESPERANT
18.0    160.0   3.5     HERMES
18.0    160.0   5.5     RUMPO
19.0    160.0   13.0    GOLFCART
19.0    170.0   08.17   PATRIOT
19.0    180.0   9.1     TAXI
20.0    160.0   6.2     LANDSTAL
20.0    170.0   7.0     RANCHER
21.0    180.0   7.5     WASHING
22.0    160.0   7.0     CABBIE
22.0    165.0   8.5     ADMIRAL
22.0    170.0   10.00   FIRETRUK
22.0    170.0   8.5     FBIRANCH
23.0    160.0   6.2     DESPERAD
23.0    160.0   6.50    VOODOO
23.0    160.0   8.17    STALLION
24.0    140.0   10.00   AIRTRAIN
24.0    140.0   10.00   DEADDODO
24.0    140.0   10.00   HELI
24.0    140.0   10.00   TRAIN
24.0    160.0   6.2     BLOODRA
24.0    160.0   7.0     KAUFMAN
24.0    160.0   8.17    SABRE1
24.0    165.0   10.17   SENTINEL
24.0    190.0   10.0    FBICAR
24.0    190.0   7.0     AMBULAN
24.0    200.0   10.0    MAFIA
25.0    150.0   8.5     BURRITO
25.0    160.0   6.0     CUBAN
25.0    170.0   08.17   SANDKING
26.0    160.0   6.2     BLOODRB
26.0    160.0   9.0     ZEBRA
26.0    200.0   10.0    DELUXO
27.0    150.0   10.5    GANGBUR
28.0    200.0   11.0    COMET
28.0    200.0   11.0    STINGER
28.0    200.0   11.1    PHEONIX
28.0    200.0   11.1    POLICE
29.0    240.0   11.0    INFERNUS
30.0    190.0   14.0    MOPED
30.0    200.0   11.0    BLISTAC
32.0    180.0   6.1     SABRETUR
32.0    230.0   11.1    CHEETAH
33.0    200.0   11.1    BANSHEE
35.0    170.0   6.1     BFINJECT
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCBANDIT
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCBARON
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCCOPTER
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCGOBLIN
36.0    220.0   10.0    HOTRING
40.0    190.0   10.0    FREEWAY
45.0    190.0   12.0    ANGEL
50.0    190.0   15.0    BIKE
50.0    190.0   19.0    DIRTBIKE

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                9.6 Rare Cars
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
His part of this FAQ, Minesweeper, is left as is.

***********************************************************************
16B - RARE CARS
***********************************************************************
(A HUGE THANKS TO MINESWEEPER!!)

This is a list of all the rare cars you can get in the game.  These cars only
appear in one or two missions a game, and then never again.  Since they're so
rare, I'm making a list of them.  Note that special cars like the Zebra Cab,
White Infernus, etc. aren't on here.  That's because they have respawn points.
If the vehicle has a respawn point, then it's not considered rare enough to be
on this list.

SPECIAL COLOR CARS
==============================================
BLACK ADMIRALS
--------------
MISSION:
Check Out at the Check In, Loose Ends

WALKTHROUGH FOR CHECK OUT AT THE CHECK IN:
This car is tricky to catch since the vehicles have locked doors and you can't
shoot the drivers.  You somehow have to get one of those Admirals to drive
inside one of your safehouse garages, and then close the door on them.  My
favorite way is to have purchased Hyman Condo, and then empty out one of my
two-car garages.  After you get the case from the man you killed, drive to
Hyman Condo instead of Ammu-Nation.

Now, wait around here for one of the black Admirals to show up, and then run
inside one of your garages.  Hopefully, the Admiral will chase you inside the
garage.  After the Admiral is in, quickly run out and let the door slam on the
car.  Complete the mission as usual, and the guys inside the cars will vanish.
If the car was completely inside the garage, the doors will be unlocked and you
now have a special black Admiral.  If not, push the car in until the door
closes over the car completely.

WALKTHROUGH FOR LOOSE ENDS:
None of the black Admirals behind the ice cream factory are unlocked.
You'll probably have to wait until the mission is over, since the front gate
won't open wide enough to let a car out until the mission is over.  You just
have to hope the cars stay where they are and don't vanish.  There's also the
choice of driving them out over the roof, but it's quite hard to do.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Leave a door on the vehicle open during the mission so it won't vanish.
Bring two Packers to the Ice Cream Factory, and use one Packer to get the other
packer inside the lot where the vehicle is.  Drive the vehicle out over the
Packer's ramp.

Contributed by: THAguyINgta3
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BLACK AND RED BOBCAT
--------------------
MISSION:
Autocide

WALKTHROUGH:
When you get to the part where you kill Marcus Hammond and Franco Carter in the
Bobcat, snipe them through the windshield of the car.  Target the driver first,
because he'll drive away in the truck if you don't kill him.  Take the Bobcat
to one of your garages afterwards.

BLACK PONY
----------
MISSION:
Loose Ends

WALKTHROUGH:
The black Pony behind the ice cream factory is unlocked.  Be careful you don't
accidentally blow it up during the first part of the gunfight.  You'll probably
have to wait until the mission is over, since the front gate won't open wide
enough to let a car out until the mission is over.  You just have to hope the
car stays where it is and doesn't vanish.  There's also the choice of driving
it out over the roof, but it's quite hard to do.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Leave a door on the vehicle open during the mission so it won't vanish.
Bring two Packers to the Ice Cream Factory, and use one Packer to get the other
packer inside the lot where the vehicle is.  Drive the vehicle out over the
Packer's ramp.

Contributed by: THAguyINgta3
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BLACK SANCHEZ
-------------
MISSION:
Trial By Dirt

WALKTHROUGH:
I wouldn't really count this as a rare car, since you can get it any time you
like by repeating this mission.  However, I'm sure I'll get bugged about this
vehicle if I don't post it, so I'm putting it up.  During the race, you'll be
attacked by Haitians riding black Sanchezs.  Kill one of them and take his
bike.  You can finish the race on that bike before you take it to a garage.

BLACK SENTINEL
--------------
MISSION:
Hit The Courier

WALKTHROUGH:
The courier's black Sentinel in this mission is locked.  To get it from the
courier, try forcing her car into a corner.  Once she's stuck, use a rifle or
something to shoot her through the windows.  The door will open and her body
will fall out.  You can now take the car to one of your garages.

BLACK VOODOO
------------
MISSION:
Two Bit Hit

WALKTHROUGH:
This car will be parked at the funeral parlor when you get ready to kill the
Haitian gang lord.  Steal this car from the Haitian driving it and take the car
to one of your garages.  Don't worry about losing the Haitian gang lord while
he escapes, because his hearse will just drive around until you kill him.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
BLACK WASHINGTON
----------------
MISSION:
All Hands On Deck!

WALKTHROUGH:
When the mission starts out, kill all the people on the boat except Cortez (I
did this to buy me time although I'm not sure if it really does). Jump down to
the back of the boat and then on to the Speeder as it passes by. Kill the guy
on the boat and then drive it back to the dock. Go to the black Washington and
get ready to push it to your Ocean Heights Apartment. To push it, make sure you
position yourself in the center of the front of the vehicle and then run
forward (infinite run helps a lot on this mission).

When you get to the intersection before the street that your hideout is on, it
gets tough to push it. Try to avoid this intersection as much as possible.
Make sure that the Washington doesn't explode because if it does, it will
disappear when you push it close to your garage. There is a time limit so push
it into your garage quickly.  You will appear on the ship automatically for the
second part of the mission, and that could keep you from pushing it to the
garage. After the mission, go back to your garage and the black washington
should still be there.

Contributed by: Rusty Zufall
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

GOLD STRETCH
------------
MISSION:
Martha's Mug Shot

STRATEGY:
Shoot the driver of the Stretch through the window before Candy gets inside it.
Kill Candy, and then take the car to one of your garages.

SILVER PCJ 600
--------------
MISSION:
Autocide

STRATEGY:
Take the PCJ 600 parked near the weapons cache at the start of the mission to
one of your garages.

WHITE ADMIRAL
-------------
MISSION:
An Old Friend

STRATEGY:
This Admiral is the one Ken Rosenburg drives during the opening.  It will be
parked next to you once you first gain control after the introduction.  It will
be difficult to keep this white Admiral since you don't have a safehouse with a
garage yet.  Try getting a gun and holding up some stores to get the money to
buy a safehouse.  Don't sweat it if you lose it though, because you'll get
another chance at a white Admiral later.  Not only that, but the Admiral you
get later is everything-proof!

WHITE WALTON
------------
MISSION:
Gun Runner

STRATEGY:
Steal one of the white Waltons one of the Mexicans are transporting the weapons
in.  If you blow it up in one of your safehouse garages you can still complete
the mission and keep the truck at the same time.

UNIQUE CARS
==============================================
LOVE FIST LIMO
--------------
MISSIONS:
Psycho Killer, Publicity Tour

STRATEGY FOR BOTH MISSIONS:
Just drive the limo to one of your garages after you complete either mission.

ROMERO'S HEARSE
---------------
MISSION:
Two Bit Hit

STRATEGY:
There will be two of these cars parked at the funeral parlor when you get ready
to kill the Haitian gang lord.  Steal one of them and take the car to one of
your garages.  Don't worry about losing the Haitian gang lord while he escapes,
because his hearse will just drive around until you kill him.

SPAND EXPRESS
-------------
MISSION:
Jury Fury, Riot

STRATEGY FOR JURY FURY:
After you beat on the man who tries to flee in his Admiral, he'll crash into a
Spand Express truck.  Take the truck to one of your garages.

STRATEGY FOR RIOT:
After you get the security guards to open the front gates of the Spand
Express building, steal one of the Spand Express trucks and take it to a
garage.  Blow it up in there to complete the mission and keep the truck at the
same time.

LIGHTLESS TAXI
--------------
MISSION:
None

STRATEGY:
The good ole' lightless Taxi bug from GTA3 makes a return appearance in GTAVC.
The lightless taxi looks like your average taxi, apart from the fact it has no
light on the top.  There is absolutely nothing else on it that makes this car
special.  The lightless Taxi is difficult to find, because it's a graphical
glitch.  I found one of these while it was driving around in front of the
passenger terminal at Escobar International.  My advice on finding it is to
check the roof of every taxi you see.  Drive your own taxi to encourage more
taxis to spawn too.  I've also heard they tend to appear more often right after
you've loaded your game.

"PROOFED" VEHICLES
==============================================
EVERYTHING-PROOF WHITE ADMIRAL
------------------------------
MISSION:
Guardian Angels

STRATEGY:
Diaz's white Admiral in this mission is an indestructible vehicle.  It doesn't
take physical damage when you run it into things, it's bulletproof, and
explosions do also not damage it.  To get it, simply kill Diaz or Lance when
you arrive at the deal location instead of going to play sniper.  Make sure
you've got a safehouse garage reserved for this sweet baby!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You don't have to fail "Guardian Angels" to get the Bulletproof White Admiral.
After you complete the mission, just run out on the street and it will be
parked at the intersection.

Contributed by: Rusty Zufall
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
BULLET-PROOF SABRE TURBO
------------------------
MISSION:
THE DRIVER

STRATEGY:
Finish the race with Hilary close to you.  After the race is over, Hilary will
vanish from his car and the car will stop.  The doors are locked, so you'll
have to push it to one of your hideouts to unlock it.

I've discovered another way that can make getting the car back much easier.
Only do this if you're a skilled sniper.  Stand next to the well-stacked Pizza
restaurant to the north and face the bridge nearby.  Set up a barricade of cars
at the bridge.  On the left side of the road there will be Gonzales's apartment
building.  When the timer gets close to 2:00, run behind the apartment building
and get the Adrenaline Pill there.  Come back and equip a rifle (my preferred
one is a PSG1).

When Hilary comes, try to snipe him through his windshield.  His body might
fall out of the car, which will open the door.  Drive it to your hideout but
don't close the door on the way there, otherwise the car will be locked.  Even
if you do miss here, you could still do it the old fashioned way of ramming the
car back to a safehouse.

Source:  www.gamefaqs.com GTAVC messageboard
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FIRE-PROOF BANSHEE, CHEETAH, AND INFERNUS
=========================================
MISSION:
Car Showroom street races

WALKTHROUGH:
To get them just do a drive-by on the racing cars after the race and the person
should get out. Make sure you don't close the door if you get out of it because
the doors will lock.  Take it back to your garage to make the doors unlock.

CUBAN HERMES AND VOODOO WITH POP-PROOF TIRES
============================================
MISSION:
Guardian Angels

STRATEGY:
After the mission has ended, simply take one of the Voodoos or the Cuban Hermes
that appeared during the mission.  However, once you save it in a garage, it
won't have pop-proof tires anymore.

Contributed by: Rusty Zufall
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

***********************************************************************
16C - FREEBIE ITEM VEHICLES
***********************************************************************
There are a handful of vehicles in this game that you'll get free stuff from if
you get inside them.  However, you only get the free item once per vehicle.
So, for example, don't try getting in and out of the ambulance over and over to
get more health.

AMBULANCE
=========
- 20 health.  You can only go up to your normal maximum health though.  For
example, if you got 125 health from a hooker and your maximum health is 100,
you'll go down to 100 when you get in an ambulance.

CADDIE
======
- Golf Club if you don't have a melee weapon.

ENFORCER
========
- Maximum armor.

POLICE CAR
==========
- Five shotgun shells, and a Chrome Shotgun if you don't have a shotgun.

Thanks again to Minesweeper!

===============================================================================
                                10.0 Weapons
===============================================================================
Remember you can only carry nine weapons at a time, and here is what you can
carry. (Locations coming soon)

1 Camera (Only for the "Martha's Mug Shot Mission")
1 Fist Weapon
1 Melee
1 Projectile
1 Pistol
1 Uzi
1 Assault Rifle
1 Shotgun
1 Heavy Metal
1 Sniper

(Thanks to Brady Games for the list)

--------------------
10.1 Slot 1 (Camera)
--------------------

-Camera
Used only in the mission "Martha's Mug Shot" use to take a picture.
Duh.

-------------------
10.2 Slot 2 (Fists)
-------------------

-Fists
What you use when you don't have brass knuckles.  For punching obviously.

-Brass Knuckles
Sneaky wimps' way of punching.  Highly illegal.

-------------------
10.3 Slot 3 (Melee)
-------------------

-Chainsaw
18-in. 40-cc gas chain saw.  Automatic chain tensioning, chain brake, cuts
through bone. Includes case and extra chain.

-Cleaver
This carbon steel cleaver can be used for cutting up large bones, pork chops,
or cartilage. Good for commercial or street use.  What the butchers use to cut
up meat.  What you use to cut up people.

-Screw Driver
Screw this!

-Golf Club
All titanium and graphite shaft clubs on sale. Improve your score on the links
with these superior products.

-Hammer
All steel construction, full polish tool, with head and handle forged in one
piece.

-Katana
Kung Fu movies have a lot to answer for. Psychos think swords are funny.

-Nightstick
What the police do to you to say good night.  Big sticks to whack people with.

-Baseball Bat
The classic is back!  Use to hit baseballs or people, whatever you want.

-Knife
Outdoor knife for all-purpose, heavy-duty use. Perfect for those who need a
rugged knife. Includes black leather sheath.

-Machete
A very large knife used to trim the bushes, or peoples' heads off if that's
what you want.

-------------------------
10.4 Slot 4 (Projectiles)
-------------------------

-Tear Gas
Semi-legal, highly dangerous way of causing crowd unrest.

-Grenades
Your classic small bombs that explode after a certain amount of time.  Good for
blowing up stuff.

-Molotov
A bottle filled with gasoline and a damp rag for a wick.  When set on fire,
lots of fire will come out.  Good for burning stuff.

-Bomb/Detonator
Same as a Grenade, only with a detonator.

--------------------
10.5 Slot 5 (Pistol)
--------------------

-Colt 45
A weaker version of a Python, but you can move while shooting.

-Python
Dangerous peace-maker. One shot certain to put a man down.  Approach with
extreme caution.  You can't move while shooting it.

---------------------
10.6 Slot 6 (Shotgun)
---------------------
(Thanks to Vido Corleone)

-Default Shotgun
Extremely powerful shotgun. Could stop an elephant. And has. Used in  Vice City
on other things. With devastating results.

-Stubby Shotgun
Extremely powerful short-range weapon. Very dangerous in the wrong  hands:
anyone's but ours.

-Spas 12 Shotgun
Deadly in the hands of any person. This one shot wonder fires not 1, not 2 but
7 shots in a row without reloading. Interested in taking down a group of gang
members? Checkout AmmuNation downtown


-----------------
10.7 Slot 7 (Uzi)
-----------------

-Tec 9
Short-range, high-impact automatic weapon. Popular with Cuban drug barons and
other law-breakers. No social benefit to this one - unlike most machine guns.

-Uzi
Extremely popular on the streets.  The weakest of all Uzis.

-Ingram MAC 10
Recoil and short rang, but high powered and fast make up for it.  Cheap.
Extremely dangerous rapid-fire. Available at a supermarket near you.

-MP5
The best Uzi.  One of the best weapons.  Very accurate.  Very hard to get from
an FBI agent.


----------------------------
10.8 Slot 8 (Assault Rifles)
----------------------------

-Ruger
I tried one of these down at the gun club. Isn't that a great pastime?
Shooting high velocity rifles in a secure environment. Makes me feel like a
man.  One of the best close and far, with high-speed bullets.
What else do you want?

-Colt M4
One of the deadliest weapons around.  Auto-aim, a scope and even better than a
Ruger.  Wow.


--------------------------
10.9 Slot 9 (Heavy Metals)
--------------------------

-Flame Thrower
Beware psychopaths and over-enthusiastic barbequers with this weapon. Fine for
use in South Easy Asia, but on the streets of Vice City, it's nothing but a
menace.

-M60
Military issue M60s. Now found as weapon of choice for well-funded private
militias.

-Rocket Launcher
Supposedly illegal. Banned for civilian use. Have been appearing on the streets
of Vice City for the past couple of years. Present extreme danger to public
order. I thought we sold all of these things to corrupt dictators and people
fighting the Russians?

-Minigun
Better known as a Gattling Gun, it is a gun with high clips and lots of power.
Beware.  Definitely not mini in power.


-----------------------------
10.10 Slot 10 (Sniper Rifles)
-----------------------------

-Sniper Rifle
Assassination remains rifle in Vice City. Who is Mr. Black?

-PSG-1
Wow.  Is this ever cool?  You don't have to reload after every shot like the
Sniper Rifle, and it is more accurate.  Me-likey the PSG-1.

Here are a bunch of sayings for each weapon thanks to Daniel Fomin
=======================================================================
     Brass Knuckles--Fist--Put these own and make those punches hurt.

     Hammer--Melee--A tinker tool...OF DEATH. BWAHAHAHA...

     Screwdriver--Melee--Pop some tires, stab some people, screw stuff
     over.

     Golf Club--Melee--Please be courteous and yell 'FORE!' before
     swinging.

     Night Stick--Melee--The same stick the police use to beat you with
     when you're naughty.

     Baseball Bat--Melee--Hit a homer...or a car...or that guy...it
     doesn't matter.

     Knife--Melee--A steak knife...good enough to make someone bleed.

     Meat Cleaver--Melee--Good for chopping vegetables, fruits, and
     limbs.

     Machete--Melee--A long, sleek knife, perfect for disfiguring
     unwanted pedestrians.

     Katana--Melee--Take some Ju-Jitsu and slice your enemies to
     peaces.

     Chainsaw--Melee--Rev it up and tear the world apart.

     Grenades--Explosive--Lob one of these and let the carnage reign.

     Molotov Cocktail--Explosive--Fire in the hole! Make sure it
     doesn't hit you.

     Bomb and Detonator--Explosive--Set the target and wait for your
     time...

     Tear Gas--Explosive--A grenade that doesn't hurt cars, but makes
     people cry like they just saw Old Yeller for the first time.

     Colt 45--Pistol--A handgun good enough for a basic killing.

     Colt Python--Pistol--The Colt 45 with some extra BANG. Fires
     slower, but kills in one hit.

     Chromed Shotgun--Shotgun--Your average shotgun.

     Spas-12 Shotgun--Shotgun--Another shotgun with an automatic firing
     mechanism.

     Stubby Shotgun--Shotgun--A sawed-off gun with worse aim, but more
     power.

     Tech-9--Sub-Machine Gun--An Uzi style gun good enough to make some
     blood pools.

     Ingram MAC--Sub-Machine Gun--Another sub-machine gun with a bit
     more fire-power.

     Uzi M9--Sub-Machine Gun--Run and fire, then drive and fire, it's
     all good.

     MP5--Sub-Machine Gun--A gun similar to an Uzi, but more power. The
     FBI's weapon of choice. The most powerful of the class.

     Ruger--Rifle--Great for hunting...people! Has manual aim.

     Colt M4--Rifle--The 45 is turned into a machine gun for a much
     faster death.

     Sniper Rifle--Sniper Rifle--Zoom in and pop some heads. Great for
     shooting out tires, or popping heads.

     PSG-1--Sniper Rifle--A sniper rifle with a laser scope for easier
     aiming.

     Mini-gun--Heavy Weapon--Heavy indeed, just pull the trigger and
     watch the fun.

     M60--Heavy Weapon--Although it isn't an M16, it functions like
     the one in GTA3. Exactly like it, so Rockstar screwed up with the
     description. Not me. Leave me alone with the e-mails.

     Rocket Launcher (RPG)--Heavy Weapon--So...so very sweet...

     Flamethrower--Heavy Weapon--Torch your enemies to a burning
     carcas.

=======================================================================
Thanks again to Daniel Fomin


------------
10.11 Items
------------

-Health
A Heart icon that restores your health to 100.  See the Locations section for
more details.

-Body Armor
A...body armor...icon that provides 100 extra points of protection along with
your health.  It looks a lot like a bulletproof vest.  See the Locations
section for more details.

-Police Bribe
These star icons lower your wanted level by 1.  See the Locations section for
more details.

-Adrenaline Pill
This red and white pill icon slows the rest of the world down as well as you,
but makes you strong enough to push cars, jump farther, etc.

-Rampage
A skull icon that initiates a rampage mission.  See the rampages section for
more details.

-Hidden Package
It looks like a little figurine, with wings and stuff.  It is hard to explain,
but they are worth $1000 each and $1,000,000 when you get all of them.  Also,
there are prizes for every 10 you collect.  For more information, see the
hidden packages section.

-------------------
10.12 Weapon Stats
-------------------

HUGE THANKS GOES OUT TO PSY FOR ALL OF THIS INFORMATION!!!

All of the stats below came straight from the game data, do not email me
telling us that there is a mistake with them, and the name is wrong, that's
what the data says, that's what it stays!

It took me 5 hours to make this into some useful info, by copying and pasting
loads of different stuff together, until I eventually got this. So you better
find it helpful!

- Psy

I'm also unsure on what most if them mean, so if anyone knows, feel free to
submit anything.

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Unarmed
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.4
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 8
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.6
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.65, 0.30
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 6
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: -1
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: BrassKnuckle
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 16
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 259
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: ScrewDriver
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.8
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 45
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.5
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.,7 0.20
animation to play: screwdrv
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 260
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: GolfClub
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.5
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: golfclub
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 16
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 15
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 261
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: NightStick
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.5
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8,  0.30
animation to play: baseball
animation loop start:  5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 262
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Knife
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.8
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.5
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.8, 0.20
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 263
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: BaseballBat
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: baseball
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 16
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 264
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Hammer
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.5
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: baseball
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 265
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Cleaver
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.9
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 24
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.6
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.9, 0.20
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 266
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Machete
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 24
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.6
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 1.0, 0.20
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 267
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Katana
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.1
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 30
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.7
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 1.2, 0.30
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 268
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Chainsaw
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.7
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 35
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.55
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 1.3, 0.10
animation to play: chainsaw
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 35
point in animation where weapon is fired: 30
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 48
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 269
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Grenade
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 270
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

=====================================================================

Weapon name: DetonateGrenade
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 270
model2 id: 291
Flags: 2424

=====================================================================

Weapon name: TearGas
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 271
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Molotov
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 25.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 2000.0
Spread: 5.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 272
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Rocket
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1 2
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 273
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Colt45
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 450
Amount of Ammunition: 17
Damage: 25
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0 3
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.30, 0.0, 0.09
animation to play: colt45
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 18
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 18
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 274
model2 id: -1
Flags: 680C0

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Python
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 1000
Amount of Ammunition: 6
Damage: 135
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.41, 0.03, 0.12
animation to play: python
animation loop start: 10
animation loop end: 31
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 37
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 16
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 40
model id: 275
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Shotgun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 40.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 450
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 80
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.86, -0.02, 0.28
animation to play: shotgun
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 34
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 9
animation2 loop end: 26
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 13
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 277
model2 id: -1
Flags: 20040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Spas12Shotgun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 750
Amount of Ammunition: 7
Damage: 100
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.85, -0.06, 0.19
animation to play: buddy
animation loop start: 14
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 20
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 14
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 278
model2 id: -1
Flags: 20040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: StubbyShotgun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 15.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 750
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 120
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.55, -0.02, 0.13
animation to play: buddy
animation loop start: 14
animation loop end: 50
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 56
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 15
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 279
model2 id: -1
Flags: 20040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Tec9
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 50
Damage: 20
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.45, -0.05, 0.11
animation to play: colt45
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 15
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 15
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 281
model2 id: -1
Flags: 280C0

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Uzi
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 45.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 20
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.45, 0.00, 0.12
animation to play: uzi
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 14
point in animation where weapon is fired: 12
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 13
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 282
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28840

=====================================================================

Weapon name: SilencedIngram
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 15
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.36, 0.02, 0.11
animation to play: colt45
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 13
point in animation where weapon is fired: 13
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 13
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 283
model2 id: -1
Flags: 280C0

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Mp5
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 45.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 35
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.51, -0.01, 0.20
animation to play:  uzi
animation loop start:  11
animation loop end: 14
point in animation where weapon is fired: 11
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 14
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 284
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28840

=====================================================================

Weapon name: m4
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 90.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 1000
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 40
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.88, -0.04, 0.16
animation to play: rifle
animation loop start: 14
animation loop end: 17
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 15
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 280
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28050

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Ruger
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 90.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 1000
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 35
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.00, -0.06, 0.17
animation to play: rifle
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 17
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 16
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 13
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 276
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: SniperRifle
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 500
Reload: 1401
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 125
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0 8
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.66, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 15
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 285
model2 id: -1
Flags: 100

=====================================================================

Weapon name: LaserScope
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 150
Reload: 1401
Amount of Ammunition: 7
Damage: 125
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.66, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 2
animation loop end: 8
point in animation where weapon is fired: 3
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 286
model2 id: -1
Flags: 100

=====================================================================

Weapon name: RocketLauncher
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 55.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1200
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 2.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 1000.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.42, 0.0, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 14
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 287
model2 id: -1
Flags: 324

=====================================================================

Weapon name: FlameThrower
Fire type: AREA_EFFECT
Range: 5.1
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 500
Damage: 25
Speed: 0.65
Radius: 0.075
Life span: 1000.0
Spread: 3.0
Fire offset vector: 1.30, 0.0, 0.56
animation to play: flame
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 13
point in animation where weapon is fired: 12
animation2 loop start: 6
animation2 loop end: 7
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 7
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 288
model2 id: -1
Flags: 1E

=====================================================================

Weapon name: M60
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 75.0
Firing Rate: 1
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 100
Damage: 130
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.0, 0.00, 0.23
animation to play: m60
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 16
point in animation where weapon is fired: 13
animation2 loop start: 10
animation2 loop end: 12
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 10
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 289
model2 id: -1
Flags: 8040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Minigun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 75.0
Firing Rate: 1
Reload: 350
Amount of Ammunition: 500
Damage: 140
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.28, 0.00, 0.50
animation to play: flame
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 12
point in animation where weapon is fired: 11
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 12
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 35
model id: 290
model2 id: 294
Flags: 200

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Detonator
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 25.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 0
Speed: 2.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 2000.0
Spread: 5.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.13
animation to play: man
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 10
point in animation where weapon is fired: 3
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 291
model2 id: -1
Flags: 200024

=====================================================================

Weapon name: HeliCannon
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 1
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 150
Damage: 100
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.00, 0.00, 0.23
animation to play: m60
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 16
point in animation where weapon is fired: 13
animation2 loop start: 10
animation2 loop end: 14
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 289
model2 id: -1
Flags: 8040

=====================================================================

Weapon name: Camera
Fire type: CAMERA
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 500
Reload: 1401
Amount of Ammunition: 36
Damage: 0
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.66, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 10
point in animation where weapon is fired: 3
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 292
model2 id: -1
Flags: 100


===============================================================================

                          -= 11.0 Hidden Packages =-

===============================================================================
(Thanks to the Brady Games strategy guide for this information)

There are 100 hidden packages in Vice City.  I will divide them up by regions
in Vice City.  First I will give you the rewards, later I will have locations
for you.  (L.S. stands for Laser Scope)  I am also expecting a guide from
someone that will add on to what I say.  In the first round through I will give
the location of it, and later I will put in how to get to each of them.  Also,
the numbers go according to the ones in the Brady Games Strategy Guide.  These
are mostly just locations, except for minesweeper's information at the end, so
if you are confused about it, you can check Bradsnet's guide for Hidden
Packages at GameFAQs.com and the numbers will match up.

10 - Body Armor - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
20 - Chainsaw - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
30 - Python - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
40 - Flamethrower - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
50 - L.S. Sniper Rifle - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
60 - Minigun - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
70 - Rocket Launcher - Ocean View Hotel & Starfish Island Mansion
80 - Sea Sparrow (w/Machine Gun)*- Starfish Island Mansion's Helipad
90 - Rhino - Fort Baxter's Air Base
100 - Hunter - Fort Baxter's Air Base

* - Thanks to Stas O'Neill

Also, around the numbers will be either in a box or a triangle.
 --
|  | This means it is on the ground level.
 --

 /\
/__\ This means it is on a higher level.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                11.1 Locations
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is the location of each Hidden Package, not how to get to them.  See the
next section for that.

~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ocean Beach
~~~~~~~~~~~~

  /\
 /#1\
/____\
Further northeast from the last package is some rocks in the water.  It is
lying around in there.

 --
|#2|
 --
On a wooden hut in the water, looks like it is decaying.

 --
|#3|
 --
Next to the steps in the southernmost house

  /\
 /#4\
/____\
On the steps to the lighthouse

 --
|#5|
 --
In the underground car park by the marina where you did missions for Cortez.
It is in a corner on the floor of the car park.

 --
|#6|
 --
On a ledge near the water, behind the west Ocean View Medical Foundation and
Development building.

 --
|#7|
 --
On a narrow walkway from under the bridge from Little Havana to Ocean
Beach.

  /\
 /#8\
/____\
On top of a one-story building across from the Washington, open air,
Mall.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Washington Beach
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 --
|#9|
 --
Near the fenced-in pool in the pink apartments, by the body armor.

  / \
 /#10\
/_____\
On top of a two-story building that connects to the DBP security building.

  --
|#11 |
  --
Across from Rosenberg's office, on back porch overlooking water of save house.

  --
|#12 |
  --
On the water's edge, up against a road bridge.

  / \
 /#13\
/_____\
On a very tall white and blue striped building (very ugly).  Use a helicopter
to get to the package.

  --
|#14 |
  --
On a lifeguard's hut on the beach.

  / \
 /#15\
/_____\
In an upstairs office of the police station.

  --
|#16 |
  --
Facing a moat, in a corner of a multi-colored building of purple, white and
orange.

  --
|#17 |
  --
In the open showers, multi-colored, by the Starfish Island Bridge.

  --
|#18 |
  --
Underneath the Starfish Island bridge, on the beach side.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Vice Point
~~~~~~~~~~~

  --
|#19 |
  --
In an alley behind SpandEX delivery firm.  The same place where you did the
mission "Riot"

  / \
 /#20\
/_____\
At the end of a beam that juts out on the third floor of the construction site.

  --
|#21 |
  --
On a dock facing Leaf Links island.

  / \
 /#22\
/_____\
On a building across from the Malibu near the pool at the top of the building.

  --
|#23 |
  --
In a corner behind the gates of the Malibu.

  / \
 /#24\
/_____\
In the pool area of where Candy and the Congressman were during "Martha's
Mugshot" mission.

  --
|#25 |
  --
Behind the WK Chariot hotel.

  --
|#26 |
  --
In the pizza joint.

  --
|#27 |
  --
Behind the stairs of apartment buildings next to the pizza place.

  --
|#28 |
  --
In the jewelry shop behind the counter

  / \
 /#29\
/_____\
Near the back door exit of Mercedes' house

  / \
 /#30\
/_____\
The second rooftop that you go on when you chase the guy in the mission "The
Chase"

  --
|#31 |
  --
East of the Pay N' Spray to the north, in a backyard.

  --
|#32 |
  --
By the inside part of the horseshoe looking structure.

  / \
 /#33\
/_____\
On the highest diving board at the WK Chariot hotel.

  --
|#34 |
  --
On the sidewalk right by the water, against the south side of a bridge leading
to Prawn Island.

  --
|#35 |
  --
Behind the sign that says Jocksport, by the RC Bandit track.

  --
|#36 |
  --
Behind apartments east of North Point Mall.

  --
|#37 |
  --
In a little dead end alley between the two northern most entrances of North
Point Mall

  / \
 /#38\
/_____\
Upstairs in the mall, east where there is a sign that has sales.

  / \
 /#39\
/_____\
Upstairs in the mall in a store called "Gash."

  --
|#40 |
  --
On the ground level of a carpark right by the North Point Mall.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Prawn Island
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  --
|#41 |
  --
In a dead-end alley on the east side of the island.

  / \
 /#42\
/_____\
In the film studio compound, on top of the blue building.

  --
|#43 |
  --
In the film studio, upstairs in the bathroom

  --
|#44 |
  --
On the western most porch of the green deserted house.

  --
|#45 |
  --
Inside the deserted house, on the first floor in the room with a broken wall,
drop in from the balcony.

~~~~~~~~~~~
Leaf Links
~~~~~~~~~~~

  --
|#46 |
  --
Under the bridge going to Vice Point

  --
|#47 |
  --
The furthest tee from the entrance of the driving range.

  --
|#48 |
  --
In a bunker on the west coast.

  --
|#49 |
  --
A very small island in the middle of a pond.

  --
|#50 |
  --
On the narrow bridge connecting the SOUTHERN islands, not the north ones.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Starfish Island
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  --
|#51 |
  --
In the mansion, by the pools, against the low wall with the stairs facing the
water.  By water, I don't mean the pools.

  --
|#52 |
  --
In an alley between your mansion and the neighbors' mansion.

  / \
 /#53\
/_____\
On the poolside balcony of a house with a pool of Rockstar.

  --
|#54 |
  --
The mansion across the street from your mansion, in the poolside Jacuzzi.

  --