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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Game Script
Los Santos Missions (AREA)
Opening Movie
(On screen) Francis INTL. Airport, Liberty City, 1992.
CJ is at the airport.
CJ
(voice-over)
After five years on the East
Coast, it was time to go home.
(On screen) Los Santos International Airport.
A previous phone call is heard.
Phone rings.
CJ
'Sup?
SWEET
Carl, it's Sweet.
CJ
Whassup, Sweet, what you want?
SWEET
It's Moms... She's dead bro.
CJ gets into a taxi.
Police pull over the taxi. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez get
out.
TENPENNY
(into megaphone)
Passenger. Show us your hands.
Stop. Get down on your knees. Now
down on your stomach. There you
go.
Hernandez cuffs CJ and takes his money
TENPENNY
I'll take that Hernandez.
CJ
Hey, that's my paper man. That's
money.
TENPENNY
This is drug money.
CJ
My money, man...
PULASKI
Hey don't worry about it, I'll
fill it out later.
TENPENNY
Welcome home, Carl. Glad to be
back? You haven't forgotten about
us, have you boy?
CJ
Hell no, Officer Tenpenny. I was
just wondering what took y'all so
long.
TENPENNY
Get in the car.
CJ
Ease up, man. Damn.
TENPENNY
Watch your head.
Tenpenny bangs CJ's head on the car as he's putting him in.
TENPENNY
Oh! My bad.
PULASKI
(to taxi driver)
Get outta here, you grease-ball
bastard!
(To himself)
Stupid Mexican...
(To Hernandez)
Oh, hey, sorry.
CJ
My bag. Hey, man, my bag!
View on police car driving.
TENPENNY
How you been, Carl? How's your
wonderful family?
CJ
I'm here to bury my Moms. You know
that.
TENPENNY
Yeah, I guess I do. So what else
you got shakin' Carl?
CJ
Nothing. I live in Liberty City
now. I'm clean. Legit.
TENPENNY
No, you ain't never been clean,
Carl.
PULASKI
Well what've we got here?
TENPENNY
This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski,
that was used to gun down a police
officer not ten minutes ago.
Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I
might add. You work fast, nigga.
CJ
You know I just got off the plane!
PULASKI
It's a good thing we found you and
retrieved the murder weapon.
CJ
That ain't my gun.
TENPENNY
Don't bullshit me, Carl
PULASKI
Yeah, don't bullshit him, Carl.
CJ
What the fuck you want from me
this time?
TENPENNY
When we want you, we'll find you.
In the meantime, try not to gun
down any more officers of the law.
CJ
You can't leave me here - it's
BALLAS country.
TENPENNY
I thought you said you was
innocent, Carl? That you don't
bang?
PULASKI
(into his radio)
This is car 58... WHAT?!
TENPENNY
See you around like a doughnut,
Carl...
PULASKI
Officer Pendelbury's down? We'll
be right over.
CJ
Ah shit, here we go again. Worst
place in the world. Rollin Heights
Balla Country. I ain't represented
Grove Street in five years, but
the Ballas won't give a shit.
Carl Johnson (BOSS)
Big Smoke (MISSION)
CJ is in his house.
He hears voices from when he was younger.
KENDL
Stop it! What are you doing? Carl,
Brian, stop it!
CJ
Quit it! Moms will hear!
KENDL
Mom! They're up to something!
Big Smoke enters the room holding a baseball bat.
BIG SMOKE
You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ
Big Smoke! It's me, Carl! Chill,
chill!
BIG SMOKE
CJ, my dog! Whassup? Hey baby, you
OK, man?
CJ
No, man, it's my Moms, homie...
BIG SMOKE
Hey, I don't know why this had to
happen, but I promise you, I'm
going to find out who killed your
Moms! The streets is cold, dog.
Like it says in the book, we are
blessed and cursed.
CJ
What fucking book?
BIG SMOKE
Same things make us laugh, make us
cry. But right now, we gotta take
care our business. Go see your
brother at the cemetery. C'mon,
let's bounce.
CJ and Big Smoke get into Big Smoke's car.
BIG SMOKE
You want to drive?
CJ
Yeah, that's cool. Nice car,
Smoke.
BIG SMOKE
You know me. It's not cut. Keep
the value in it. Keep it real.
Carl Johnson (BOSS)
Sweet & Kendl (MISSION)
CJ and Big Smoke enter the cemetery, where Sweet, Ryder and
Kendl are already waiting for Big Smoke.
BIG SMOKE
I've missed you these five years,
man - they gonna be real happy to
see you.
(To Sweet, Ryder and
Kendl)
Hey, what's up, y'all? Look who I
found hanging around.
KENDL
Carl, hey, good to see you.
CJ
I can't believe she's gone, man.
SWEET
That's another funeral you ran
away from, fool. Just like
Brian's.
CJ
Hey, she was my Momma too.
SWEET
Not for the past 5 years she
wasn't, nigga.
Kendl starts walking away.
SWEET
And were the fuck you think you're
going?
KENDL
What? get out of my face. I'm
going to see Cesar.
SWEET
The hell you are, girl! You ain't
messing with them eses, you know
we beefing -
KENDL
Look, I love him! And what the
fuck are you?
SWEET
At least I got principles.
KENDL
Oh, and I guess that makes you an
upstanding American. Carl, tell
him!
SWEET
Carl, don't tell me shit, bitch.
CJ
As long as he treats her right.
Disrespect you, and he's dead.
SWEET
(to CJ)
How the hell you gonna say that?
Like it's any business of yours.
KENDL
Fuck you, Sweet.
CJ
Oh, shit - here we go again.
SWEET
This shit's real fucked up.
Everything!
CJ
What you mean?
SWEET
What, apart from your Mother being
dead? Things are going real bad.
Here, let me show you, running
man. Tony's buried over there.
Little Devil over there, Big Devil
over there. Man, it's just crazy -
everybody blasts on fools first
then asks questions second.
The four homies are walking to Big Smoke's car.
RYDER
Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
Big Smoke's car gets blown up in the shooting.
BIG SMOKE
Awww, mother-fucker, my car!
SWEET
We gotta get back to the 'hood,
man, it's too crazy round here!
Grab a bike and pedal. Even you
ain't forgotten that.
///MISSION\\\
SWEET
Shit! A Ballas car is onto us!
Split up!
Sweet splits and CJ and Big Smoke have to follow Ryder.
RYDER
Keep up, mother-fucker!
///MISSION\\\
The four homies meet at Grove Street.
RYDER
I got with them mother-fuckers
though - showed them niggaz who's
gangsta. Ryder, nigga!
SWEET
So when you leaving, Carl?
CJ
I ain't sure. Thought I might
stay. Things is fucked up.
SWEET
Well, the last thing we need is
your help.
CJ
Aw man, I won't let you down, I
swear.
SWEET
Hey, we're gonna call up some
'hood rats and chill the hell out.
You want some?
CJ
I gotta whole lot going on, and
I'm tired. I'll catch ya'll later.
BIG SMOKE
Hey yo' just drop in. We all
hangin' out.
RYDER
Yeah, and get yourself some
colours, fool. And a haircut -
it's embarrassing to be seen with
you!
Ryder (BOSS)
Ryder (MISSION)
Ryder is in his house. CJ enters.
RYDER
Hey, man, what you want?
CJ
Seeing my homie. What's up with
you?
RYDER
Yeah, homie, yeah yeah. It's good
to see you back.
CJ
No homie love? No hug?
RYDER
Oh, for sure, for sure my nigga,
my bad. What's crackin' with you?
CJ
Hey, man, what you strapped for?
RYDER
Man, some pizza place keeps
painting over our hit up, man!
That shit is beautiful. Teach the
owner a lesson. He's fucking with
Grove Street. You down?
CJ
I'm always down.
RYDER
Ahhh, yeah... Let's go, bitch.
///MISSION\\\
CJ has just walked out of the barbers, Ryder is outside.
RYDER
(one phrase)
Shit! I told you he was crazy!
Man, you jacked up!
(another phrase)
RYDER
You know something? I take it
back. Old Reece still got it
cracking.
(always the same phrase)
Man, what's this? Shit looks
ridiculous. No respect for the
'hood, all clean and shit. You're
looking too skinny, CJ. Go and get
us something to eat. I'm gonna
finish this. Then I'm going to
take care of business.
///MISSION\\\
CJ is ordering some food, Ryder walks up to the counter
holding a gun.
RYDER
Give up the money! This a raid!
PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE
Ryder! Not this again!
RYDER
It ain't me, fool.
PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE
No one else is that small! I feel
sorry for your dad!
CJ
Shit, you crazy! Let's get up
outta here!
RYDER
Same old CJ! Busta! Straight
busta!
Pizza Co. employee fires a gun towards CJ.
RYDER
Oh, shit! RUN!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder are outside Ryder's house.
RYDER
Better drop by and see Sweet. He's
been yapping on about that
graffiti, too. Later, homie.
Sweet (BOSS)
Tagging Up Turf (MISSION)
Sweet and Big Smoke are playing basketball in Sweet's yard.
SWEET
C'mon fat boy. C'mon fat boy. Fat
boy - look at you, look at...
BIG SMOKE
Yeah, yeah, watch out. Fool...
Watch this, watch this... Ah ha ha
ha! Bam!
CJ walks into the yard.
SWEET
Look who's here, it's running man.
What, you think you back on the
set?
CJ
I told you that, bro.
SWEET
Your word don't mean shit around
here.
CJ
C'mon, man, gimme a break.
SWEET
We gotta go hit up the 'hood.
BIG SMOKE
Hey, CJ.
SWEET
Let them know you're back on the
set. The Johnson brothers are
rolling again. Take this paint and
go hit shit up. Start with our own
set first.
BIG SMOKE
Later on, we'll spread out and
take the whole 'hood back.
SWEET
You already spreading out, fat
man. Now let's play. Let's see
what you got, pork chop!
CJ walks out of the yard, Sweet follows him.
SWEET
Hey wait up.
CJ
Thought you'd hang with your
brother, huh?
SWEET
Aw, ease up, little man, c'mon,
it's been difficult. You wanna
drive?
CJ
Yeah, for sure.
///MISSION\\\
CJ parks the car, CJ and Sweet get out and head towards a tag
under the bridge.
SWEET
Watch for those rollers as I tag
this up.
Sweet sprays over a Ballas tag.
SWEET
There's another two Balla tags in
the 'hood.
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls up and gets out of the car.
SWEET
You hit this up here, and I'll go
up and do another 'hood.
///MISSION\\\
Sweet pulls up in the car.
SWEET
CARL, QUICK, GET IN!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.
SWEET
Like riding a bike, ain't it, boy?
CJ
Yeah, it all comes back.
SWEET
How you doin' on the feddy?
CJ
I'm kinda short, you know.
C.R.A.S.H. took all my paper, man,
left me with nothing but small
change...
SWEET
Here, get yourself a beer or
something. I'll catch up with you.
Sweet (BOSS)
Cleaning The Hood (MISSION)
Big Smoke, Sweet and Ryder are in Sweet's house.
BIG SMOKE
(to Sweet)
Hey, you gotta keep it real, man.
SWEET
Man, nobody give a shit about the
'hood.
BIG SMOKE
I do!
SWEET
All they do is sell yay and ruin
the place. No crack ever made a
gang tight.
BIG SMOKE
I don't know, man.
CJ enters.
CJ
Whassup, ya'll?
SWEET
Whassup, CJ?
RYDER
What's cracking?
SWEET
Man, all they care about is
smoking and money.
BIG SMOKE
You can't knock a homie's hustle,
Sweet.
SWEET
Them marks ain't soldiers. They're
idiots trying to be business men.
BIG SMOKE
Yeah, but they're down with us,
man.
SWEET
All they down with is money. CJ -
go down there and show these fools
you mean business. these chumps
from the Ballas are sweating the
homies. Go put pressure on them.
Just do it.
CJ
We been putting time in the 'hood,
but we gotta get the homies back
together, like the old days.
SWEET
Yeah, you right! So you and Ryder
go handle your business!
(to Big Smoke)
Man, they'd slang to their own
Momma. They don't care about
nothing.
BIG SMOKE
You're naïve, my friend. We gotta
keep our focus.
CJ and Ryder are walking out of Sweet's house.
CJ
We need some back up. You seen B
Dup?
RYDER
Nah, but him and the homeboy Bear,
they'd be good to have on our
side.
CJ
Oh! Big Bear? Yeah, them base
slangers going to be sorry now.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder are in B Dup's hall.
RYDER
Hey, slow down, fool. You don't
even know which door it is.
CJ
Whatever, man. This it?
RYDER
Yeah, this is it right here.
CJ knocks on door.
CJ
Open up! You sure he still live
here?
RYDER
Fool, I told you this it.
CJ bangs again.
CJ
Open up!
B DUP
(from behind the door)
Who the fuck is it?
(opens door)
CJ? What the fuck you want? Get
the fuck outta here.
CJ
Wait, hold up, man. What happened
to 4 life, nigga?
B DUP
The only thing that matters is the
'hood, homie, but you'll never
understand what getting this money
is like. You know what, man? Get
the fuck outta here before you be
laying on your back. Big Bear,
come check this fool.
CJ
Hey, Bear? Big Bear, that's you?
Hey, you still from the 'hood,
homie, or what?
B DUP
Nah, the only thing Bear give a
fuck about is smoking and keeping
my house clean. Ain't that right,
Big Bear?
BIG BEAR
Hell yeah.
B DUP
Hell yeah, what?
BIG BEAR
Hell, yeah, sir!
B DUP
Now go make that mother-fucking
toilet sparkle.
CJ
Oh - no, man... Bear! Come on!
BIG BEAR
Everyone likes to party sometimes,
CJ. I'll see you around.
B DUP
Stay the fuck from around here -
punk!
CJ
Hey, nigga, fuck you!
CJ and Ryder walk out of B Dup's front door.
RYDER
Damn - this shit's fucked up.
CJ
I see what you mean now, man. If
crack can do that to Big Bear,
turn him into a base slave, the
average mother-fucker ain't got a
chance.
RYDER
Damn dope fiends and drug addicts
everywhere in this city. Piss me
off.
CJ
Looks like it's up to us then.
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls the car up near a crack dealer.
RYDER
Hey, check it out! Somebody's
selling to one of the homies!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder are looking down on the crack dealer.
RYDER
Hey, I know this cat! He a punk,
used to run with a Front Yard
Balla OG from Idlewood. I know his
place, it's just across the tracks
there. Let's check it out!
CJ
Eh, ain't that Front Yard turf?
RYDER
Man, are you a busta?
CJ
No, I'm down, homie!
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls up outside of the Crack Den.
RYDER
Ooo-eee! Man, you can smell a
crack den a mile away!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder enter the Crack Den.
RYDER
Good afternoon, Balla dope
pushers! Grove Street OG's come to
do damage!
Balla
Fuck them Grove Street fools!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder are in Grove Street.
RYDER
Now that the base ain't getting
pushed up in their faces... Maybe
these fools should be up for some
real bangin'!
CJ
Yeah, Grove gonna get back on its
feet now for sure though.
RYDER
Later, homie.
Sweet (BOSS)
Drive-Thru (MISSION)
CJ, Ryder, Big Smoke and Sweet are leaving Sweet's house.
CJ
What's happening with you, Ryder?
BIG SMOKE
Respect has to be earned, Sweet -
just like money.
SWEET
So what you saying? You don't
respect me?
BIG SMOKE
What I'm saying is...
SWEET
Speak up, nigga!
BIG SMOKE
I'm hungry!
CJ
Oh, man! Shit... Hey, what's going
on?
BIG SMOKE
Man cannot live on bread alone. I
know. I've tried that shit. Carl,
you look a little thin, man. You
gotta be hungry, man.
CJ
Yeah, I could eat.
RYDER
Man, what you fools trying to eat?
What about some tacos?
BIG SMOKE
Tacos? Again? Hell no. Chicken,
man. No discussion.
RYDER
Man, I don't want no chicken...
///MISSION\\\
CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke and Ryder enter the drive-thru at
Cluckin' Bell.
CLUCKIN' BELL EMPLOYEE
Can I take your order, please?
BIG SMOKE
Carl, what do you want? You gotta
eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ
Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat
boy.
RYDER
Gimme a number 9, just like his.
SWEET
Let me get a number 6 with extra
dip.
BIG SMOKE
I'll have two number 9s, a number
9 large, a number 6 with extra
dip, a number 7, two number 45s,
one with cheese, and a large soda.
CJ
Hey, sorry, Bro, you know I gotta
know about Moms.
SWEET
I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just
trying not to think about it, is
all. I mean, I didn't even know
she was hit until it was all
over...
BIG SMOKE
Yeah, right, right, right, right,
right. Let's eat.
RYDER
Hey, don't we got beef around
here? We been getting into it with
these fools.
BIG SMOKE
I can't stand cold food. unlike
you, I ain't never ate from a
trash can.
RYDER
Oh, shit - trash can bitch!
BIG SMOKE
Pass me my food.
RYDER
Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping
us out!
SWEET
Damn, Ryder, you're a jinx!
CJ
Shit, them mother-fuckers headed
to the 'hood!
SWEET
DRIVE-BY!
///MISSION\\\
The car pulls up outside Sweet's house, all four homies are in
it.
BIG SMOKE
That's one up for the Grove!
RYDER
Say what, Smoke? All you managed
to do was eat my damn food up!
BIG SMOKE
Yeah, it was gettin' cold!
SWEET
Y'all comin' in for a beer?
BIG SMOKE
Nah baby, I need to get back to
the crib. CJ, gimme a ride?
CJ
Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all
later.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke pull up outside Big Smoke's house.
BIG SMOKE
Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed
having you around, baby.
CJ
Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought
like that.
BIG SMOKE
He don't mean it, CJ. He's still
real tor' up about your Moms, man.
Here, get yourself a little smokey
smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie.
Sweet (BOSS)
Nines And AK's (MISSION)
Big Smoke, Ryder and Sweet are in Sweet's house playing a dice
game.
BIG SMOKE
Gimme 15, mother-fucker.
RYDER
I'll right it down in a second. I
ain't going to pencil whip you,
fat sucker. Let me play first.
CJ enters.
CJ
A'ight, whassup?
BIG SMOKE
Whassup, man?
SWEET
What's cracking.
CJ
Who's winning?
BIG SMOKE
Who do you think, huh? Me!
RYDER
That does it. That's game null and
void, mother-fuckers!
CJ
So, what kind of guns we working
with now?
RYDER
One-times came through, raided the
spot. We ain't got shit now.
CJ
Well what you going to do if
Ballas roll through, throw shoes
at them? Say, what happened to
Emmet?
SWEET
Emmet? Shit, gangstas these days
got Mac's, AK's and all kind of
stuff. Emmet, on the other hand,
ain't got shit.
CJ
Well, until we get that plug, we
gotta deal with a cat that always
been there for us.
BIG SMOKE
Emmet's Seville Boulevard
Families, we ain't too close these
days, but nonetheless, I'll take
you to see him. Get ourselves
strapped up. Come on, man.
///MISSION\\\
Emmet is in his yard. CJ and Big Smoke enter.
BIG SMOKE
That's my man right there, you
know what I'm saying?
Emmet accidentally fires his gun.
EMMET
Hey! Who shot at me? What you kids
want?
CJ
Hey, hey, pops, hey, what's
happenin'?
EMMET
Aren't you Beverly Johnson's boy?
CJ
That's right.
EMMET
Brian! Say, ain't you dead?
CJ
No, Emmet - the other one. Carl.
EMMET
I'm sorry about Beverly.
BIG SMOKE
That's why we're here, sir. We
want to get the people who did it.
EMMET
Well, you've come to the right
place. Try anything you like, boy.
Big Smoke and CJ look inside a bin.
BIG SMOKE
Man, look at this old shit.
Big Smoke is preparing to shoot a glass bottle.
BIG SMOKE
Die, little glass Balla fool!
Big Smoke shoots the glass bottle.
///MISSION\\\
Big Smoke shoots three glass bottles.
BIG SMOKE
Shit, I'm the best there ever was!
///MISSION\\\
Big Smoke rolls and shoots a glass bottle.
BIG SMOKE
Cap your ass!
Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
BIG SMOKE
And your ass!
Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
BIG SMOKE
You want some too?
Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
BIG SMOKE
Ice cold, baby!
Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
BIG SMOKE
I knew I was the chosen one!
CJ
Oh, man, check out 'Special Agent
Big Smoke'!
///MISSION\\\
All three are still in Emmet's yard.
BIG SMOKE
Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold!
But remember something, real
strength comes from within, my
brother.
EMMET
Listen to the boy.
BIG SMOKE
Yeah, I guess Liberty didn't
soften you none, huh? Hey look,
let's split. Hey, I'll see you
around Emmet.
EMMET
I'm 100% behind you boys. But
remember this, you didn't get 'em
from me. And remember this. Emmet
is the place for guns! I've always
got high quality merchandise. And
I've been proudly serving the
community for over 30 years!
BIG SMOKE
Crazy old fool. Hey look, you
drive, man.
CJ
I seen newer cannons than this
strap in a museum. Where we goin'?
BIG SMOKE
Man, I'm real tired, dude, drop me
off at my crib, baby.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house.
BIG SMOKE
Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around.
CJ
Later, Smoke.
CJ's phone rings.
CJ
Speak.
Sweet (BOSS)
Drive-By (MISSION)
Ryder and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.
RYDER
I can drive as well as CJ, man,
I'm telling you.
CJ comes along.
RYDER
Hey, homie, whassup?
CJ
Hey, what you saying about me,
fool?
SWEET
Whassup, man?
RYDER
I'm saying that the East Coast
made you drive like a idiot, fool!
Man, you always crashing cars and
shit. And for some reason, now you
back, all it is, is 'CJ drive
here, CJ drive there'. Bullshit!
SWEET
Man, why don't you take it easy.
RYDER
No disrespect, man, but you can't
drive for shit!
CJ
Thanks, man. No, no, no, say what
you really mean.
SWEET
You such a good gunman, homie, you
gotta ride shotgun. Show CJ what's
cracking.
RYDER
Hey, you know something - you're
right. Yeah, CJ, you can drive,
homie.
SWEET
He's trippin'.
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls the car up near some Ballas. Sweet, Ryder and Big
Smoke are also in the car.
SWEET
Yeah - Ballas turf. You dogs
ready?
CJ
Yeah, for sure, I'm ready.
SWEET
Carl, just concentrate on the
driving and we'll take care of the
shooting.
RYDER
Listen to the man, fool! And try
not to park us up a tree or
something.
SWEET
Yeah if the car stops, we're dead
meat.
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house, the other three
homies are also are in it.
SWEET
You're down with the Grove and the
Ballas know it, so watch yourself
from now on, CJ.
CJ
Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know
that. I'll see y'all later.
BIG SMOKE
Here, take this, go get yourself
some beers.
Sweet (BOSS)
Sweet's Girl (MISSION)
CJ enters Sweet's house.
CJ
Sweet, Smoke? Shit, where are all
the homies at? ...Fuck they at?
Damn! Fuck it!
CJ walks outside Sweet's house.
CJ's phone rings.
CJ
Eh.
CUT TO Sweet and his girl crouching behind a house.
SWEET
Carl! No time to chit-chat! Been
seeing a Seville Families bia.
Word got out on the street and the
boys don't like it. I'm pinned
down in the Seville 'hood, and we
need a ride out of here, pronto.
CJ
Oh for sure, man. Hang in there!
SWEET
Drive by Emmet's and get heated.
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls up in a car, Sweet and his girl get in.
SWEET
Seville Families on our case,
nigga!
///MISSION\\\
CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house. CJ, Sweet and his
girl get out.
SWEET
(to his girl)
I'll see you inside, baby.
(to CJ)
Man, this set tripping is killing
the Families. You did good back
there!
CJ
Hey, I'm a Johnson boy!
SWEET
Hey, I got unfinished business.
Big love.
Sweet (BOSS)
Cesar Vialpando (MISSION)
Sweet and Kendl are in Sweet's house.
SWEET
I'm tired of you not listening to
me, girl.
KENDL
And I'm tired of you acting like
you own me. I can see who I want
to see.
SWEET
It just ain't right you seeing
some cholo mother-fucker.
KENDL
Ohhh, what - a no good narrow
minded hypocrite gang banger
telling me what is right and what
is wrong. Let me guess, Sweet -
senseless killing right, but a
boyfriend from the Southside,
wrong?
SWEET
Some things ain't just meant to
happen. I mean what if ya'll have
kids. Leroy Hernandez? That don't
sound good, girl.
KENDL
His name ain't Hernandez.
SWEET
Well, Leroy Lopez then.
KENDL
Or Lopez, either, you racist fuck!
That ain't how Moms raised us.
SWEET
I ain't racist. I just know how
they feel about you. And look at
you, you're dressed like a hooker!
CJ enters.
KENDL
Oh and I guess you two would know
what a hooker look like, huh.
CJ
You say it like it's a bad thing!
SWEET and KENDL
Shut up, Carl.
SWEET
I'm just trying to protect you.
KENDL
For what, so I can date one of
your mindless friends? I don't
think so.
SWEET
Don't say a word, Carl. just
follow your sister, before you see
another dead sibling. Then you'll
know exactly what my problem is.
She's meeting him at some cholo
car club.
///MISSION\\\
CJ is outside the mod garage in Willowfield. A mechanic is in
a low-rider.
MECHANIC
So, you must be Sweet's bro', huh?
He phoned ahead, said you might be
looking for a car that bounces.
Well I owe him big from way back,
so here, this should do the trick.
Custom springs should see you
hopping all the way home! Try her
out. Very popular with the eses -
they compete in these things. You
can usually find them over by
Unity Station. If you ever want to
mod your ride, come back any time,
man.
///MISSION\\\
CJ parks his low-rider at Unity Station, an ese comes along.
ESE
You up for a bounce, homie?
///MISSION\\\
After CJ wins the contest the ese comes over.
ESE
I've seen worse, but you did
alright.
Kendl comes over and hugs CJ.
KENDL
That shit was alright! Eee! So
since when has my brother been a
low-rider?
CJ
Since Sweet told me to keep an eye
on you, make sure that whatever
you're dating don't get you in no
trouble.
Cesar comes over.
CESAR
Que honda? Nice hopping, holmes.
KENDL
Well you just shook that
whatever's hand.
Cesar hugs Kendl.
CJ
Hey, get your dirty hands off my
sister!
KENDL
Carl! What is wrong with you?
CESAR
Holmes, you acting like she's your
woman, eh? She's with me, cabron.
So chill the fuck out. I treat her
good.
KENDL
(to Cesar)
Look, baby, don't start no shit.
Don't make it worse, OK?
Two eses come over.
ESE 1
Horale vato. Who's this pendejo?
KENDL
What? Dickhead? This dickhead is
my brother!
CESAR
East, holmes. He ain't from
nowhere. He's cool.
ESE 1
Well I say he ain't cool, holmes.
I say he thinks he's gangster,
man, and I don't like it. So you
know what you can do for me, man?
You can fuck off, pendejo, and
then maybe we cool.
CJ
No, you fuck off, I'm talking to
my sister.
KENDL
Carl!
CESAR
Jose, c'mon, holmes, I can handle
this. This is important to me.
ESE 1
Horale pendejo you lucky. That's
right, you lucky Cesar's spoken
for you. Vamanos muchachos.
(to ese 2)
Let's get some fucking beer, huh.
I'm thirsty.
The two eses go.
KENDL
Carl! What the hell were you
thinking?
CESAR
(to Kendl)
Look, baby, go get in the car, OK,
I'm gonna speak to Carl.
Kendl goes.
CESAR
Look, holmes, I love your sister,
I honour her, she's my girl for
life. This is why I stop you from
being skinned just then. You got a
problem with me, fine, we don't
have to be friends. But Kendl,
she's happy with me, carnal.
CJ
Yeah, OK, I guess we're cool. For
now.
CESAR
Cesar Vialpando.
CJ
Carl Johnson - CJ.
CESAR
Cabron! You got a nice ride there,
holmes. Maybe we'll get to kick it
again soon, eh?
CJ
Yeah. Maybe.
Big Smoke (BOSS)
OG Loc (MISSION)
CJ knocks on Big Smoke's door. Big Smoke and Sweet come from
around the back of Big Smoke's house talking between
themselves.
SWEET
Yeah, you know Jeffrey's been
somebody's bitch for the past
three weeks, right?
BIG SMOKE
I know!
CJ notices Sweet and Big Smoke and vice versa.
CJ
Hey.
BIG SMOKE
Hey, CJ!
SWEET
Hey, what's up, CJ?
CJ
Whassup?
BIG SMOKE
Whassup, man? Wanna go to prison?
CJ
What?
SWEET
Nah... To pick up Jeffrey. He's
touching down today. You wanna
roll?
CJ
Yeah, for sure. What's Jeffrey
doing locked up, anyway?
SWEET
We'll talk about that later, man.
Let's roll, we're late.
///MISSION\\\
CJ, Sweet and Big Smoke pull up outside the prison. OG Loc is
waiting for them.
BIG SMOKE
Hey, there that fool go.
SWEET
Look at this fool, man...
Perpetrating like he bangin'...
BIG SMOKE
...Think he hard... I know that
fool can't be serious.
CJ
Hey, what's happening with you,
Jeffrey?
OG LOC
Hey, man, it's OG Loc, homie - OG
Loc!
CJ
My bad. How was it, though, homie?
OG LOC
Man, what you think? How was it...
BIG SMOKE
(to OG Loc)
Hey, chill out, dude. So what you
want to do now?
OG LOC
Man, I gotta kill some cholo
mother-fucker. He was dissin' me,
man!
BIG SMOKE
Hey Jeffrey, I thought you was
going to, uh, college.
OG LOC
Man, fuck you! Mother-fucker done
stole my rhymes. He's in East
Flores. Hey, gimme a strap.
SWEET
Man, why don't you stall us out
with that shit and get in the car.
Fool.
///MISSION\\\
CJ, OG Loc, Big Smoke and Sweet pull up outside Freddy's
house.
OG LOC
Man, this is the spot!
CJ
Ain't this a Vagos' 'hood?
OG LOC
Man, I don't give a shit, I'm
gangsta!
BIG SMOKE
C'mon, let's leave Loc to deal
with Casanova.
CJ
Hey, I'll stick with Jeff - I
mean, Loc!
SWEET
OK, cool. I'll see you guys back
on the set.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and OG Loc go up to Freddy's door.
OG LOC
Freddy! I've come for you, you
mother-fucker!
CJ
Hey, Loc, hold up!
FREDDY
Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea,
man - that was just a prison
thing! I got plenty of muchachas
on the outside, I don't need your
scrawny ass!
OG LOC
Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know
what he talking about. Hey, yo',
gimme back my rhymes you thief,
I'm gangsta!
FREDDY
You dropped the soap, sugar, I
don't know nothing about any
rhymes!
Freddy comes out of the back door, hops onto a motorbike and
rides away.
OG LOC
Hey, hey! Mother-fucker's making a
run for it!
CJ
Hey Loc, get back here, nigga you
crazy!
OG LOC
Eh yo', back off me CJ, I gotta
protect my rep'!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and OG Loc are standing over Freddy's dead body.
OG LOC
Don't you say a damn thing, CJ.
CJ
Was you lonely, Loc? Hey, I like a
nice moustache myself!
OG LOC
I keep it real, unlike you fake
ass mother-fuckers.
CJ
C'mon, gangsta. Let's get back to
the Grove.
OG LOC
Nah, I can't, I gotta go and sign
in for this damn job!
CJ
Whatever you want. You want a ride
anyway?
OG LOC
Sure thing. Let's roll.
///MISSSION\\\
CJ and OG Loc pull up outside the Burger Shot.
OG LOC
Thanks for the ride, CJ. Don't be
a stranger, fool.
CJ
Yeah, for sure, I'll see you
around.
OG LOC
Like a quarter pound! Later.
Big Smoke (BOSS)
Running Dog (MISSION)
CJ walks up to Big Smoke's door. Tenpenny and Pulaski are just
leaving Big Smoke's house.
TENPENNY
(to CJ)
BOO!
CJ
Asshole.
TENPENNY
Yo Carl, see you around...
CJ
(to himself)
Fuck they doing over here, anyway?
Punk-ass police.
Big Smoke emerges from his house.
BIG SMOKE
Those nosey mother-fuckers won't
leave me alone! Think I'm Mr. Big,
or something. But I don't tell
them shit. For me, it's all about
my homeboy, Carl.
CJ
Yeah, whatever you say.
BIG SMOKE
Yo, the gang's real important,
CJ, you know that! You down to
represent, baby?
CJ
Yeah.
BIG SMOKE
Look, my cousin is coming into
town from Mexico, I gots to go
scoop her up.
CJ
Alright then, c'mon.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke pull up alongside two eses.
BIG SMOKE
OK, my cousin Mary's in there,
sweet sticky bud fresh off the
plantation. Here, pull up here,
let me do the talking.
CJ
Man, I shoulda known.
BIG SMOKE
(to the eses)
Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El
Grando Smokio, and I want that
grass? Comprende?
ESE 1
Eh, fuck you cabron.
CJ
What?
BIG SMOKE
Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el
weedo, before I blow your brains
out all over the patio.
ESE 1
Chinga a tu madre, pendejo.
CJ
Man, let me get the heater on
this...
Big Smoke sneaks out of the car with a baseball bat.
CJ
Get him, Smoke. Yeah, yeah, you go
get that shit, nigga...
Big Smoke hits ese 1 over the head with the baseball bat.
ESE 1
Damn!
BIG SMOKE
Yeah, mother-fucker, Big Smoke!
Remember that name!
CJ and Big Smoke run after ese 2.
BIG SMOKE
We gotta stick with him!
Big Smoke stops.
BIG SMOKE
I ain't built for this shit!
///MISSION\\\
Wrong Side Of The Tracks (MISSION)
CJ is outside Big Smoke's house. Tenpenny and Pulaski come out
of Big Smoke's garage with Big Smoke still inside it.
TENPENNY
Hey, Carl, keeping busy, I hope.
CJ
You know me, Officer Tenpenny.
TENPENNY
Yeah, I know you, Carl. I know
everything about you.
CJ
Don't touch me. Get you pig hands
off me...
TENPENNY
That's right, Carl, I got my eye
on you.
CJ
And? Like I give a fuck.
PULASKI
We're watching you, Carl!
Pulaski throws his cigarette at CJ.
CJ
Mother-fucker!
Tenpenny and Pulaski leave. Big Smoke comes out of his garage.
BIG SMOKE
What was that all about, baby?
CJ
You tell me.
BIG SMOKE
Aw hell, man, they got their nose
in everything. Can't shit without
Tenpenny taking an interest. The
hell with him.
CJ
Yeah, I guess. What's really up?
BIG SMOKE
Hey, thinking of taking a little
ride. Three deep mentioned a
little something that might put us
deeper in the game.
CJ
A'ight, I'm down.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke pull up at Unity Station.
CJ
What we looking for, Smoke?
BIG SMOKE
Some Vagos cats meeting some San
Fierro Rifa, cutting some kind of
deal.
CJ
San Fierro? I thought Northern
Mexicans don't mix with Los Santos
eses.
BIG SMOKE
Shit, you got me.
CJ
That look like them!
BIG SMOKE
Mother-fuckers clocked us!
Four eses jump on top of a train leaving the station.
BIG SMOKE
We got to get these fools!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house.
BIG SMOKE
Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I
don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools
trying to pull you into some shit!
CJ
Alright, homie. You be careful
with those cats. I'm gonna see you
later.
Big Smoke (BOSS)
Just Business (MISSION)
CJ walks up to Big Smoke's garage but doesn't see him in there
so he knocks on his back door. Big Smoke pops up from behind
his car in the garage.
BIG SMOKE
Hey, CJ, baby, whassup man?
CJ
What's happening, Smoke?
BIG SMOKE
Chillin'. Wanna go for a ride?
CJ
Yeah.
BIG SMOKE
You drive.
CJ
A'ight.
BIG SMOKE
We're going downtown.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke are walking up to the building in Downtown.
BIG SMOKE
Look Carl, before I walk in there
I just need to know you down with
this shit, man.
CJ
Look, Smoke, we go way back. We
Groves, man!
BIG SMOKE
That's what I'm talking about,
that's my dog! Hey look, if you
hear shit start to pop off, come
in there blasting, a'ight?
CJ
I'm down, dog.
(to a woman sat at a
table)
Hey, baby, want company?
BIG SMOKE
(from inside the building)
Mother-fuckers!
CJ runs into the building.
BIG SMOKE
CJ, get in here - oh there you
are!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Big Smoke jump on a motorbike.
BIG SMOKE
Time to return the favour baby,
get on!
///MISSION\\\
Big Smoke is driving the motorbike with CJ on the back. A
truck bursts through the barriers on a bridge and lands just
behind them.
///MISSION\\\
With Big Smoke still driving and CJ still on the back of
the motorbike, Big Smoke drives onto the ramp of the truck and
goes over it just before it explodes.
///MISSION\\\
Big Smoke brings the motorbike to a halt in a car park.
CJ
We lost 'em, Smoke! Man, we better
split up.
BIG SMOKE
I'll take it ---
(the motorbike)
--- another block and dump it.
Man, that was some crazy shit back
there!
CJ
Yeah, for sure. Listen, we can't
hang around here - I'll see you
later, homie.
BIG SMOKE
Much love, baby!
Ryder (BOSS)
Home Invasion (MISSION)
Ryder is digging in his garden. CJ enters.
RYDER
(to himself)
Damn! Where the fuck...?
CJ
Man, what you doing? Digging
graves?
RYDER
Damn, where the fuck did I put it,
man?
CJ
Put what, nigga?
RYDER
Man, the fucking water. I need a
little something before I go deal
with things.
CJ
What things, fool?
RYDER
My homie, LB - he told me about
this army mother-fucker who's got
all the guns we need. Not that old
school Emmet bullshit neither!
CJ
I'm down. Let's roll.
RYDER
Yeah, you always down, homie.
Apart from when you ain't around
here.
CJ
Nigga, fuck you.
RYDER
Damn! Man, you want some of this?
(his joint)
CJ
No, man - I'm cool on that. Where
we going?
RYDER
This till overlooking East Beach.
Better yet, we better wait until
it's dark, catch the mother-fucker
while he in bed!
CJ
Yeah - I'm feeling that.
RYDER
Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's
it... C'mon, nigga, what you
waiting for? Look!
Ryder points to the ground.
CJ
Let it go.
CUT TO CJ and Ryder getting in a Boxville van.
RYDER
Get in fool!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder pull up outside the house in East Beach.
RYDER
Let's storm the place.
CJ
Hold up. Let's creep in, grab the
guns, and bounce out.
RYDER
Yeah, yeah, I got it - ninja
style! Right...
(to the man in the house)
Come out you old bastard!
CJ
Shut up!
RYDER
He can't stop me, you busta, Carl!
OK, fool, in you go - I'll keep
watch.
///MISSION\\\
CJ gets back into the Boxville van.
CJ
Let's get up out of here.
Ryder gets into the Boxville van.
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder are just coming out of the lockup garage.
RYDER
You see, I told you! Simple!
CJ
Yeah that was a real breeze.
RYDER
Say, CJ - you gotta get it in your
head that this is everyday shit,
homie.
CJ
OK, look, I'm tired, I'll see you
later.
RYDER
A'ight, holmes. Just think about
what I said.
Ryder (BOSS)
Catalyst (MISSION)
CJ walks into Ryder's house, Ryder is cooking up some drugs.
CJ
Hey, Ryder? What the hell you
doing?
RYDER
Nigga, I couldn't find that wet I
buried, so I'm making my own. It's
easy, fool.
CJ
Oooh! That's strong. Man, don't
do that! You'll sauté the both of
us.
Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez enter.
TENPENNY
Morning, boys.
RYDER
Man, who you calling a boy, fool?
TENPENNY
What should I call you? Midget?
PULASKI
How about prick?
TENPENNY
Prick...
PULASKI
Yeah, prick works.
RYDER
Man, fuck you.
TENPENNY
Bitch, get outta here.
Tenpenny takes a smell of what Ryder has been cooking.
TENPENNY
Mmm... Smells good. What's
cooking? Where's mine?
RYDER
Man, just chill out, a'ight. Move.
Ryder hands Tenpenny a bottle of his brew.
RYDER
Here. Don't be sweating me,
mother-fucker.
TENPENNY
Mmm, my wife loves this stuff,
man. Anyway, there's a train gonna
make an unscheduled stop just down
the way. It's got a, how you say,
'little something something' on
board for you boys. Square
business, man.
PULASKI
Catch you later, homeboys.
RYDER
Asshole.
TENPENNY
Oh Carl, try not to kill any more
respected police officers. Please?
PULASKI
Crime has certainly gone up since
you got back, kid.
CJ
Just doing my part for the
community.
TENPENNY
Your train's gonna be there in
five.
///MISSION\\\
Some Ballas drive up to the train where CJ and Ryder are.
///MISSION\\\
CJ climbs onto the back of the train. The train sets off.
CJ
Damn, what is that?
RYDER
Chill out, fool, we're gonna be
right behind you!
///MISSION\\\
CJ gets back in Ryder's car, along with another GSF homie.
RYDER
Hop in the car and stamp out,
fool!
///MISSION\\\
CJ drives the car into Grove Street and backs it up into
Ryder's Driveway, still with Ryder in the car.
RYDER
Damn, homie, your stuff was tight!
CJ
You too, homie!
RYDER
LB's coming over to stash the
shit.
CJ
OK, later then.
RYDER
For life CJ, for life - you heard?
Ryder (BOSS)
Robbing Uncle Sam (MISSION)
Ryder is smoking a joint in his garden. CJ enters.
CJ
Hey, Ryder! This nigga's loaded...
Ryder!
RYDER
Yeeaahh, CJ... Hey, CJ, tell me
why I didn't finish high school.
CJ
Because you been dealing drugs,
man, since the age of ten!
RYDER
No, that ain't it.
CJ
Because you went and put hands on
that teacher for wearing Ballas
colours!
RYDER
No, that ain't it either. It's
'cause I'm too intelligent for
this shit, man. I am the real
deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius.
CJ
Oh, oh yeah...
RYDER
Who has more straps than anybody?
Who has all the straps, huh?
CJ
A man with a lot of guns? Shit, I
give up!
RYDER
The army, my nigga, the army!
Let's go.
CJ
Yeah... Yeah!
Ryder pushes the joint towards CJ's face.
RYDER
Go hit the wet, nigga. Go hit the
wet!
CJ
Get that outta my face, man, you
know I don't fuck with that, man.
C'mon!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder pull up outside the National Guard Depot.
RYDER
This is the spot - National Guard
Depot.
CJ
Man, this shit look real serious.
Are we up for this?
RYDER
It's National Guard, fool! Weekend
soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove
Street OG's!
///MISSION\\\
CJ puts the sixth and last crate into the van.
RYDER
C'mon, CJ, we got enough! CJ, get
up front and drive us outta here!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Ryder park the van down an alleyway.
RYDER
That shit was tight!
CJ
Tight? Man, that shit was shit.
RYDER
Man, you say you down for the
homies, but all you do is
complain.
OG Loc (BOSS)
Life's A Beach (MISSION)
CJ is outside the Burger Shot with OG Loc, who is pulling a
mop and bucket.
CJ
Looking real technical, gangsta!
OG LOC
Carl? You ain't run off again yet?
CJ
No, gangsta, I'm here for good.
OG LOC
Yeah? Well, fuck this gig, man.
I'm putting together a listening
party for my album, but first I
need a sound system...
CJ
Hey, I'm down, as long as I don't
have to go to the party.
OG LOC
What you talking about, fool?
Guaranteed I start playing,
everyone'll come through.
CJ
Being real, OG, I really ain't
into rap no more. I'm more into
that hardcore gangsta shit.
OG LOC
Well that's me, homie, that's me!
OG Loc, baby!
CJ
Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I only
like them if they rhyme real
well... Y'know, well... Anyway,
what you want me to steal?
OG LOC
That's what I'm talking about,
love for your homies... Now check
it, I caught me a real fly sound
system cruising through the drive-
thru. I think they headed down to
the beach for a beach party. Now
check this out, I'll roll with
you, and on the way I'll kick a
couple of freestyles...
(rapping)
It's OG Loc in the place, y'all
want to stop me with a gun in your
face, OG! OG!
CJ
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, man, look,
shut the fuck up. Maybe I need to
do this on my own. I believe in
you. Gangsta 4 life, homie. 4
life!
OG LOC
Yeah - for life, homie...
///MISSION\\\
CJ drives the van into a garage.
Madd Dogg's Rhymes (MISSION)
OG Loc is in the Burger Shot bathroom with a mop and bucket.
OG LOC
(rapping)
Hey hey hey, it's OG Loc, homie,
and I'm gonna kick it a little
something like this... Hey yo',
when I came through up in the
place, You don't want me to call
with a gun in your face... I feel
it harder, Than anybody in the
world could do, Just like a...
A man comes out of the toilet cubicle.
MAN
Yo'! That shit sucks! Damn!
The man goes.
OG LOC
Damn - my shit was whack!
CJ enters.
CJ
Hey, what's happening, Loc?
OG LOC
Hey, Carl - what up, man?
CJ
Hey, dude - you ever thought about
getting a writer to help you out
with this shit?
OG LOC
Yeah, I did. But who, homie, who?
CJ
Shit, I ain't in the rap game, you
know, that ain't my thing. But
we'll have to think about
something. Man.
OG LOC
How about if I get somebody to
write something for me, only they
didn't know about it?
CJ
What?
OG LOC
I think I just might have found a
ghost writer. I'll become the
reciter, all nighter, all righter!
Madd Dogg's rhyme book! From his
home in the hills!
CJ
Madd Dogg's rhyme book?
OG LOC
Man, you said you'd help, Carl.
C'mon, man.
(rapping)
I'm hot, Like fire, All nighter,
All righter, When I kick it, I
feel I hit it...
CJ
Hey hey hey'ey'ey'ey. I'll do
anything, homie. I swear that. OK?
///MISSION\\\
(On screen) The rhyme book is in Madd Dogg's recording studio.
(On screen) Madd Dogg's personal security are patrolling the
mansion. Do not use any guns on your way to the rhyme book -
you will alert them. Use stealth to steal the rhyme book.
(On screen) The first guard cannot see you. This means you can
sneak up behind him with a melee weapon and perform a stealth
kill.
///MISSION\\\
(On screen) A guard is patrolling the swimming pool area.
Observing his route will allow you to work out how to get
passed him undetected.
///MISSION\\\
(On screen) A guard is coming.
(On screen) Find a suitable place to hide before he spots you.
Look for an area with shadows.
///MISSION\\\
(On screen) If you walk straight past the guard here he will
see you. Try crouching and walking past the bar to remain out
of his line of sight.
A man is playing a computer game.
MAN
This sucks. I mean, how could
Refractions mess up so bad?
Tanner, you suck ass!
///MISSION\\\
CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot. OG Loc is standing
outside it.
CJ
Hey Loc, I got what you wanted.
OG LOC
Holmes, you ice cold, dude!
CJ
Hey, I'll catch you later.
OG LOC
Peace, homie!
OG Loc (BOSS)
Management Issues (MISSION)
CJ is in the Burger Shot.
CJ
Hey, 'scuse me. Loc around here?
BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
Whuh? Who? You want fries with
that?
CJ
Loc, is he available for coh-myoo-
nee-kay-shun?
(communication)
BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
Who? Loc? Oh you mean Jeffrey!
Yeah, our Appliance Technician
called in sick so Jeff- LOC, he
got promoted.
CJ
So...
BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
So, he's out back cleaning the
fryer.
CJ goes out back, were OG Loc is cleaning the fryer.
CJ
Hey, what up, Loc?
OG LOC
CJ. What's up, homie? Hey - my
shit is so tight right now, it's
about to bust!
CJ
So you happy now, homie?
OG LOC
Happy? Man, hell, no. I can't take
this shit much longer. Man, I'm an
artiste! I'd rather be inside!
Man, I can't get a deal for
nothing. Mother-fuckers always
wanna keep a nigga down. And that
Scipio, Madd Dogg's manager, is
putting it on me real heavy, man.
He crampin' my style for real.
CJ
Heavy? Man, he's five foot three.
OG LOC
But that fool strong. Man, we
gotta take him out. He done
blackballed me, man. I can't get
in the game no way. I told you I'm
an artist, a communicator and
nobody can even hear my message.
He's going around, telling
everybody I'm whack.
CJ
Well, he obviously ain't heard
your new shit. That shit is
outrageous.
OG LOC
That's what I'm talking about,
man. Down, with a frown, on the
town, a sad clown.
CJ
Alright, so what you want me to
do?
OG LOC
I want you to take that mother-
fucker out!
CJ
Kill him?
OG LOC
Well, I didn't mean date him.
Listen, he's gonna be attending
some awards ceremony, and that's
the only time he leaves Dogg's
side.
///MISSION\\\
CJ is in one of three parked cars.
MAN
(via radio)
Hey, what kept you? Come on we
need to go and pick up the boss!
CUT TO the Awards Show.
REPORTER
Congratulations on your award, you
must be thrilled!
SCIPIO
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like
to thank my fans, my Momma and my
dealer.
Cut back to the three cars.
MAN
(via radio)
Hold position in the middle of the
motorcade until we get to the
Awards Show. Stick close and let's
roll!
///MISSION\\\
CJ is waiting in the car while people are leaving the Awards
Show, Scipio gets in the car, along with a woman.
SCIPIO
Hey, man. Take me back to Dogg's
mansion.
CJ
Not today, asshole. Today we're
taking the scenic route, via the
bottom of the ocean!
///MISSION\\\
The car flies over the edge of the pier, minus CJ.
SCIPIO
(slow-motion voice)
Holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Between missions.
CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot, OG Loc is coming out.
OG LOC
(to somebody in Burger
Shot)
Hey, fuck you, man! And I don't
care what you heard, I ain't
nobody's Ass Technician, bitch!
CJ
Hey, hey, whassup, Loc?
OG LOC
'Technician' ain't gangsta, that's
whassup!
CJ
I heard that!
OG LOC
Listen, Carl. If I'm going back to
a cell, I wanna have a big party
first. This may be my last chance
to get heard.
CJ
OK, so what's the plan?
OG LOC
Well I'm gonna slide back over to
Grove Street and get those sounds
bombastic-fantastic.
CJ
Alright, so what do you want me to
do?
OG LOC
I want you to get ready for the
party! Then get some girls, man!
CJ
OK...
OG LOC
Get some real fly girls, you know
what I'm saying? The ones in
bikinis and shit, in the videos? I
told you, brother, I am the
chronicler of our struggle, the
voice of the Families, like Moses,
only keeping it real. You know
what I'm saying?
OG Loc (BOSS)
House Party (MISSION)
OG Loc is rapping at a party in his house.
OG LOC
Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is me, OG
Loc, in the house, baby... And I'm
gonna... drop it down for all my
real gangsta niggaz... All of my
gangsta bitches...
CJ enters.
OG LOC
(still rapping)
Speaking about gangsta, look at my
man CJ right there - what up,
nigga? What UUUUUUUUPPPP...
CJ
(to Ryder)
...Thought the mother-fucking mic
was broke...
RYDER
Hey, what's up, homie!
CJ
What's up, Ryder.
RYDER
All the homies in the back, man,
away from this whack music.
CJ
Man, I'm furious.
RYDER
C'mon.
OG LOC
(still rapping)
I'm the man in the place, Punch
you in the face, A gun in my
waist... It's Loc, baby! Yo' it's
Loc Loc - it's Loc Loc...
Ryder and CJ go outside into Grove street, where Sweet and
three GSF homies are.
RYDER
Damn, man, his lyrics is horrible!
CJ
That dude need some work, man.
RYDER
Hell, yeah.
SWEET
What up, fellas.
CJ
Hey, what's up with you, baby!
SWEET
So you back on the block, huh?
CJ
Hell, yeah!
SWEET
You a real killer, huh?
RYDER
What he done that I ain't - huh?
SWEET
What you talkin' about, nigga?
CJ
Yeah, relax, man!
A GSF homie pulls up on a bicycle.
HOMIE
Hey, a Ballas posse is about to
run up! They headed up here right
now!
SWEET
Looks like we backed them Ballas
against the wall, huh?
RYDER
Hey, CJ, strap up! It's Grove
Street!
Sweet, Ryder and the three GSF homies run out of OG Loc's
house.
RYDER
I'll go get Smoke and some Grove
boys!
SWEET
OK, get some cars, block the road.
The rest of y'all get heated.
Sweet and a GSF homie block the road with two cars. Two Ballas
cars pull up.
///MISSION\\\
Four more Ballas appear on the bridge.
SWEET
Hey hey, look up, more of them on
the bridge!
///MISSION\\\
More Ballas appear from down the alleyway.
SWEET
Carl! Cover the alleyway!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Sweet are heading back to OG Loc's party.
SWEET
GROVE IS KING!
CJ
Man, I ain't never seen the Ballas
roll that deep before.
SWEET
Yeah, they heard Carl Johnson was
running with his brother again!
CJ
Yeah, fo' sure.
SWEET
C'mon, let's get back to the
party.
CJ
Shit man, once Loc got off the
mic', then the party got started.
Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
High Stakes, Low-Rider (MISSION)
CJ walks into Cesar's driveway. Kendl and Cesar are in a low-
rider.
CESAR
Heeeyyy, CJ, you made it!
CJ
What's the bi'ness?
KENDL
Hey CARL!
CJ
Hey, baby.
CESAR
Nice ride, man. That's no
carrucha! You sure you want to
risk that baby?
CJ
Yeah, I'm sure. How much they
talking about?
CESAR
It's hard cash or your pink slip
in the pot. Con Safos, eh. Then
you pull up and race. First past
the post wins, con chota, sin
chota.
CJ
OK, for sure, I'm down.
CESAR
Watch out, CJ, these boys don't
like to lose, eh...
CJ
Yeah, well me either.
CESAR
Follow me to the race, dude!
///MISSION\\\
Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
Burning Desire (MISSION)
CJ enters the doughnut shop. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez
are sat at a table.
TENPENNY
HEY! CARL JOHNSON! CJ!
CJ
(to himself)
Oh, shit...
TENPENNY
Come on over here, son!
TENPENNY
(to Hernandez)
Move over, let him sit down,
asshole!
(to CJ)
So you finally found time to drop
by.
CJ
Man, I've been busy. I've been
burying my Moms, man.
PULASKI
Sounds like a fucking excuse to
me.
TENPENNY
Officer Pulaski thinks you're
trying to screw with us, Carl. Now
you get this straight. We own you.
You're ours. We can shit on you
from such a height you'll think
God himself has crapped on you.
You understand?
PULASKI
He better fucking understand.
TENPENNY
Yeah, he better had. Time to go to
work, CJ, and earn your freedom.
There's a guy holed up across
town. You got that address,
Pulaski? Another gangbanging,
drug-pushing, cop-killing bitch,
just like you. We don't like him
and he don't like us. Now you make
sure he never leaves the
neighbourhood - not even in a box.
Now get the fuck outta here!
///MISSION\\\
CJ sets a house sets on fire. A Vagos homie comes running out,
burning.
(On screen) You've trapped a girl inside the burning building.
You'll have to save her.
///MISSION\\\
CJ walks into the bedroom with Denise inside it.
DENISE
Oh God, I'm so scared!
The ceiling collapses on the landing.
DENISE
OH-MY-GOD, what was that?
CJ
Hey, the building's starting to
collapse, we gotta get out of
here, fast!
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Denise exit the burning house.
DENISE
Hey, man, I owe you my life...
///MISSION\\\
CJ and Denise pull up outside Denise's house.
CJ
Hey, what's your name?
DENISE
Denise, Denise Robinson. Give me a
call sometime, we should go out,
or something.
CJ
Yeah, I'd like that.
DENISE
OK, I'll catch you later, CJ.
Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
Gray Imports (MISSION)
CJ is walking into the doughnut shop just as Tenpenny, Pulaski
and Hernandez are coming out.
PULASKI
Carl!
CJ
Damn!
PULASKI
Where you off to?
CJ
Shit!
TENPENNY
Where you running off to, Carl, I
thought we were friends?!
CJ
Yeah, whatever.
TENPENNY
As an officer in charge of putting
an end to gang violence, I find
myself in a difficult moral
position, Carl.
CJ
Yeah right.
TENPENNY
Carl, I'm hurt, I truly am. And
just as I was about to help those
poor Grove Street boys.
CJ
Oh yeah? How?
TENPENNY
I like the status quo, Carl. I
like having all you bastards doing
my job for me - blowing each
other's guts all over the
sidewalk.
CJ
Dumb bastards?
TENPENNY
Now, if it's brought to my
attention that one tribe gets an
unfair advantage over another,
that truly troubles me, Carl.
CJ
So what you saying, man?
TENPENNY
I'm saying the Ballas have brains,
Carl, they watch the news. I'm
saying they're making friends,
cutting deals, and tooling up for
more than half-assed drive-bys.
Lots of cheap guns coming into
America since the fall of the
wall, Carl.
CJ
Man, cut that bullshit, Tenpenny -
just say what you mean, man.
TENPENNY
Go check out a bust freight
warehouse down the docklands and
you'll see what I mean, Carl.
CJ
Yeah, OK.
PULASKI
Y'all take care, now!
CJ
For sure.
///MISSION\\\
(On screen) The Russians and the Ballas are having a meeting
inside the warehouse.
(On screen) You will have to find some way inside.
///MISSION\\\
Sweet (BOSS)
Doberman (MISSION)
(On screen) This is Ammu-Nation, you can buy weapons and
ammunition here.
(On screen) This is Glen Park, which is Ballas territory.
(On screen) You must take out the enemy gang to gain this
territory as your own.
///MISSION\\\
(On screen) The territory is now owned by the Grove Street
Families and is marked green on the radar.
(On screen) Your gang members can now be found in this
territory.
(On screen) Your territory will come under constant attack
from enemy gangs and you must defend it.
(On screen) When an attack takes place the territory will
flash red and an icon will be placed on the radar.
(On screen) You will gain respect and money for taking over
territory, the money will appear in Grove Street.
A Balla comes running out of a house.
BALLA
Tenpenny set me up!
///MISSION\\\
Los Sepulcros (MISSION)
CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.
SWEET
Carl, whassup, baby brother?
CJ
What's happening.
SWEET
Peep this - Tenpenny just came by.
Said that one of them Ballas that
you and Smoke laid out, Little
Weasel, is getting buried. And all
the OGs gonna be there.
CJ
At a funeral?
SWEET
Yeah, we just catch all those
ball-sack-ass-niggaz at one time!
CJ
At a funeral.
SWEET
Just like Momma's. Let's go pop
these mother-fuckers out. Hey,
look, we gotta go do something
real big. Put Grove Street on the
map for good. 4 life!
CJ
A'ight, nigga. Let's roll.
///MISSION\\\
Sweet's car pulls up at the back of the cemetery, CJ, Sweet
and two GSF homies get out.
SWEET
This is it.
Sweet and the two homies jump over the wall.
SWEET
OK, CJ, come on over!
///MISSION\\\
Sweet, CJ and the two homies are at the back of the graveyard.
SWEET
Y'all take up positions, and wait
for Kane. Here he comes... Looks
like that busta's wearing armour.
Might take a round or two to drop
his ass.
///MISSION\\\
Sweet and CJ pull up in Grove Street.
SWEET
Man, we was a force back there.
Everybody go home, stay low, we
ain't seen each other all day,
copy? I'll catch you later, Carl.
Sweet (BOSS)
Reuniting The Families (MISSION)
Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke are watching a porno in Sweet's
house.
BIG SMOKE
Damn, that bitch is bad! Oh, yeah!
CJ enters.
CJ
Whassup, y'all!
BIG SMOKE
Whassup, playa!
SWEET
Whassup CJ! Turn that TV off right
quick. Listen up, fellas, like we
were saying. No more base in the
streets.
CJ
Finally.
SWEET
Peep this - we're gonna unite the
families once more. Because the
Ballas have been pumping our guys
full of base for too long, while
we argue amongst ourselves. So all
the Families sets are gonna meet
down at the Jefferson Motel. I say
it's time we went down there and
made it official. Keep that shit
off our streets! I vote I'm our
representative on this one.
CJ
That's right.
BIG SMOKE
Hey, it's all good. If Sweet
thinks he can handle it, I'm down
with him, man.