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|| ------> Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas <------ ||
|| v 8 Tirdun's Walkthrough and Guide v 8 ||
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| 1.0 INTRODUCTION |
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This is Tirdun's guide to all of GTA:San Andreas. I hope you find it
useful and somewhat entertaining. GTA:SA rocks, but can be tough at times. Its
okay, man. I'm here for you. I feel your pain. We'll get through it. Together.
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| HERE IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY <[[ = SPOILER WARNING = ]]> |
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| If you're reading this you're going to get spoilers. I'm not going to |
| warn you every time a possible spoiler comes up. This whole guide is a |
| spoiler. CJ marries Tommy Vercetti's sister and then dies. Sweet is |
| really your father. You get to drive a flying saucer. See? Spoilers ahoy |
| Go play the game first and enjoy it as a GAME, then come back if you get |
| stuck or if you want to find all the little bits you skipped past. |
| And no, none of that is true, you sherm-head... |
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| 1.1 What this is |
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This guide provides help and guidance on everything you can do in the great
state of San Andreas. It will help get you to the end credits, a 100% rating,
and beyond. It includes
> Descriptions and tips for all the main missions, jobs, and assets
> Descriptions and tips for all of the girlfriends.
> A list of all the other distractions you can enjoy.
> A list of properties you can buy, with cost and garage sizes.
> A list of the stats and skills you need to survive, with tips on maxing
them out.
> Some information on useful things to go find to help you out.
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| 1.2 What this is NOT |
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> There are almost no descriptions of what happens in cutscenes. I'll help
you see them, I'm not going to transcribe them. I'm also not going to
describe the plot of the game beyond some info on missions.
> There are no detailed lists of what cars, people, buildings, clothing,
tattoos, radio stations, or locations exist in the game. You can find
(very very) detailed lists elsewhere.
> There is no BIGFOOT. There is no Lock Ness. There are no aliens. There
are no ghosts. Rockstar has said, in print and in no uncertain
terms that it's all nonsense in EGM January 2005.
> This is not a user's manual for the game. You already got one. It's in
the case that the game came in and it explains all the buttons.
> There are no cheat codes in here.
> Sorry if I sound cranky, but these things annoy me. I run into them in
other guides and IMHO they just pad them out. Plus I get really odd emails
about things in the game. I like emails, I like people, I'm not an angry
person. I swear. OK: on with the healing!
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| 1.3 Contact Info |
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Email me at tirdun at yahoo dot com with:
> Corrections to spellllling
> Corrections to data (something costs 50k instead of 30)
> Before you email me a question, understand that everything I know about
beating the missions is already here in the guide.
> General 'you rock' or 'thanks' emails are great. Or a 'you suck' one if
you just want to vent a little. S'okay. I understand.
> Requests to host this baby somewhere. You must email me. Do not post this
anywhere unless you ask me first.
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| 1.4 Audio Visual Setup |
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If these two lines match up, your visual setup is complete.
|ABC|DEF|GHI|JKL|MNO|PQR|STU|VWX|YZ)|!@#|X%^|&*(\|
|abc|def|ghi|jkl|mno|pqr|stu|vwx|yz0|123|456|789/|
Otherwise, you need to switch to a single-spaced font like Courier.
Oh, and there is no audio set up unless you're reading this out loud.
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| 1.5 Shorthand |
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I'm lazy, here's words I get tired of typing:
UL = Unlocks PnS = Pay 'N Spray
GF = Girlfriend
=============== Cities ====================
LS = City of Los Santos SF = City of San Fiero
LV = City of Las Venturas
============= Counties======================
RC = Red County Pretty much everything N of Los Santos
FC = Flint County Anything not in San Fiero, NE of the big river
WC = Whetstone Anything not in Angel Pine or on the mountain
TR = Tierra Robada Everything west of the big river/Sherman Dam
BC = Bone County Everything west of Las Venturas, east of the river
============= Landmarks =====================
HW/FW = Highway or Freeway. Big double roads with medians.
N-NE-E-SE-S-SW-W-NW = the directions of the compass
S&L = Strafe and Lock: the art of walking whilst holding R1, then locking with
R2 and gunning them down.
L&S = Lock and Strafe, which is remarkably different from previous in that I
fatfingered the typing.
PITA = Pain in the Butt IMHO = In my humble opinion
AFAIK = As far as I know
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| 1.6 Table of Contents |
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Each section has a X.Y number. Search for it using your browser (CTRL+F) and
you'll find that section.
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> 1.0 Introduction <
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| 1.1 What This Is | 1.2 What This Is Not |
| 1.3 Contact Information | 1.4 Audio Visual Setup |
| 1.5 Shorthand | 1.6 Table of Contents |
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> 2.0 Main Missions <
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| []======= Officer Tenpenny =======[] |
| 2.1 In The Beginning | |
| []========== Big Smoke ===========[] |
| 2.2 Big Smoke | |
| []============ Ryder =============[] |
| 2.3 Ryder | |
| []============ Sweet =============[] |
| 2.4 Tagging Up Turf | 2.5 Cleaning Up The Hood |
| 2.6 Drive-Through | 2.7 Nines and AKs |
| 2.8 Drive By | 2.9 Sweet's Girl |
| 2.10 Ceasar Vialpando | |
| []============ Ryder =============[] |
| 2.11 Home Invasion | 2.12 Catalyst |
| 2.13 Robbing Uncle Sam | |
| []========== Big Smoke ===========[] |
| 2.14 OG Loc | 2.15 Running Dog |
| 2.16 Wrong Side of the Tracks | 2.17 Just Business |
| []============ Ceasar ============[] |
| 2.18 High Stakes, Low Rider | |
| []============ OG Loc ============[] |
| 2.19 Life's a Beach | 2.20 Madd Dogg's Rhymes |
| 2.21 Management Issues | 2.22 House Party (CS) |
| 2.23 House Party | |
| []======= Officer Tenpenny =======[] |
| 2.24 Burning Desire | 2.25 Gray Imports |
| []============ Sweet =============[] |
| 2.26 Doberman | 2.27 Los Sepulcros |
| 2.28 Reuniting the Families | 2.29 Green Sabre |
| []======= Officer Tenpenny =======[] |
| 2.30 Bad Lands | |
| []=========== Catalina ===========[] |
| 2.31 First Date: Tanker Commando | |
| []========== The Truth ===========[] |
| 2.32 Body Harvest | |
| []============ Ceasar ============[] |
| 2.33 King in Exile | |
| []=========== Catalina ===========[] |
| 2.34 First Base: Liquor Store | 2.35 Gone Courting: Against All Od|
| 2.36 Match Made in Heaven: Bank | |
| []============ Ceasar ============[] |
| 2.37 Wu Zi Mu | |
| []============ Woozy =============[] |
| 2.38 Farewell My Love | |
| []========== The Truth ===========[] |
| 2.39 Are You Going to San Fiero | |
| []========= Carl Johnson =========[] |
| 2.40 Wear Flowers in Your Hair | |
| []======= Officer Tenpenny =======[] |
| 2.41 555 WE TIP | |
| []========= Carl Johnson =========[] |
| 2.42 Deconstruction | |
| []============ Ceasar ============[] |
| 2.43 Photo Opportunity | 2.44 Jizzy (CS) |
| []============ Jizzy =============[] |
| 2.45 Jizzy | 2.46 T-Bone Mendez |
| 2.47 Mike Toreno | 2.48 Outrider |
| []======= Officer Tenpenny =======[] |
| 2.49 Snail Trail | |
| []========= Carl Johnson =========[] |
| 2.50 Ice Cold Killa | 2.51 Pier 69 |
| []============ Woozy =============[] |
| 2.52 Toreno's Last Flight | 2.53 Mountain Cloud Boys |
| 2.54 Ran Fa Li | 2.55 Lure |
| 2.56 Amphibious Assault | 2.57 The Da Nang Thang |
| []============ Ceasar ============[] |
| 2.58 Yay Ka-Boom-Boom | |
| []========= Mike Toreno ==========[] |
| 2.59 Monster | 2.60 Highjack |
| 2.61 Interdiction | 2.62 Verdant Meadows |
| 2.63 Learning to Fly | 2.64 N.O.E. |
| 2.65 Stowaway | |
| []============ Woozy =============[] |
| 2.66 Fender Ketchup | 2.67 Explosive Situation |
| 2.68 You've Had Your Chips | |
| []========== The Truth ===========[] |
| 2.69 Don Peyote | |
| []============ Woozy =============[] |
| 2.70 Archetectural Espionage | 2.71 Key to Her Heart |
| 2.72 Dam and Blast | 2.73 Cop Wheels |
| 2.74 Up, Up and Away | |
| []======== Kent Rosenberg ========[] |
| 2.75 Intensive Care | 2.76 The Meat Business |
| 2.77 Fish in a Barrel | |
| []======= Officer Tenpenny =======[] |
| 2.78 Misappropriation | 2.79 High Noon |
| []======= Leone Salvatore ========[] |
| 2.80 Freefall | 2.81 Saint Mark's Bistro |
| []============ Woozy =============[] |
| 2.82 Breaking the Bank at Caligula| |
| []========== Madd Dogg ===========[] |
| 2.83 Madd Dogg | 2.84 A Home in the Hills |
| []========= Mike Toreno ==========[] |
| 2.85 Vertical Bird | 2.86 Home Coming |
| []========== Madd Dogg ===========[] |
| 2.87 Cut Throat Business | |
| []============ Sweet =============[] |
| 2.88 Beat Down on B Dup | 2.89 Grove 4 Life |
| 2.90 Riot | 2.91 Los Desperados |
| []========= Carl Johnson =========[] |
| 2.92 End of the Line | |
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> 3.0 Collections <
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| 3.1 Tags | 3.2 Snapshots |
| 3.3 Import Export: Set 1 | 3.4 Import Export: Set 2 |
| 3.5 Import Export: Set 3 | 3.6 Horseshoes |
| 3.7 Oysters | 3.8 Unique Jumps |
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> 4.0 Careers <
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| 4.1 Paramedic | 4.2 Firefighter |
| 4.3 Vigilante | 4.4 Burglar |
| 4.5 Pimp | 4.6 Freight |
| 4.7 Taxi |
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> 5.0 Assets <
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| []========== LS Courier ==========[] |
| 5.1 Robboi's Food Mart | |
| []========== CJs House ===========[] |
| 5.2 Gang Warfare | |
| []========== Flint Depo ==========[] |
| 5.3 Trucker | |
| []========== SF Courier ==========[] |
| 5.4 Hippy Shopper | |
| []============= Zero =============[] |
| 5.5 Air Raid | 5.6 Supply Lines |
| 5.7 New Model Army | |
| []========== Wang Cars ===========[] |
| 5.8 Zeroing In | 5.9 Test Drive |
| 5.10 Customs Fast Track | 5.11 Puncture Wounds |
| []============ Valet =============[] |
| 5.12 SF Hotel | |
| []=== Verdant Meadows Airfield ===[] |
| 5.13 Black Project | 5.14 Green Goo |
| []========== LV Courier ==========[] |
| 5.15 Burger Shot | |
| []========= Hunter Quary =========[] |
| 5.16 Quarry 1 | 5.17 Quarry 2 |
| 5.18 Quarry 3 | 5.19 Quarry 4 |
| 5.20 Quarry 5 | 5.21 Quarry 6 |
| 5.22 Quarry 7 |
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> 6.0 Schools <
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| []======== Back to School ========[] |
| 6.1 The 360 | 6.2 The 180 |
| 6.3 Whip and Terminate | 6.4 Pop and Control |
| 6.5 Burn and Lap | 6.6 Cone Coil |
| 6.7 The 90 | 6.8 Wheelie Weave |
| 6.9 Spin and Go | 6.10 P.I.T Maneuver |
| 6.11 Alley Oop | 6.12 City Slicker |
| []======== Boating School ========[] |
| 6.13 Basic Seamanship | 6.14 Plot a Course |
| 6.15 Fresh Slalom | 6.16 Flying Fish |
| 6.17 Land, Sea and Air | |
| []======= Learning to Fly ========[] |
| 6.18 Takeoff | 6.19 Land |
| 6.20 Circle Airstrip | 6.21 Circle Airstrip and Land |
| 6.22 Takeoff Helicopter | 6.23 Land Helicopter |
| 6.24 Destroy Targets | 6.25 Loop the Loop |
| 6.26 Barrel Roll | 6.27 Parachute onto Target |
| []========= Bike School ==========[] |
| 6.28 The 360 | 6.29 The 180 |
| 6.30 Wheelie | 6.31 Jump and Stop |
| 6.32 Stoppie | 6.33 Jump and Stoppie |
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> 7.0 Racing and Tracks <
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| []======== Corona Chasing ========[] |
| 7.1 BMX Challenge | 7.2 NRG-500 |
| []=========== Stadium ============[] |
| 7.3 8-Track | 7.4 Blood Ring |
| 7.5 Dirt Ring | 7.6 Dirt Track |
| []======= LS Street Races ========[] |
| 7.7 Lowrider Race | 7.8 Little Loop |
| 7.9 Backroad Wanderer | 7.10 City Circuit |
| 7.11 Vinewood | 7.12 Freeway |
| 7.13 Into the Country | 7.14 Badlands A |
| 7.15 Badlands B | |
| []======= SF Street Races ========[] |
| 7.16 Dirtbike Danger | 7.17 Bandito County |
| 7.18 GO-GO Karting | 7.19 San Fiero Fastlane |
| 7.20 San Fiero Hills | 7.21 County Endurance |
| []======= LV Street Races ========[] |
| 7.22 SF to LV | 7.23 Dam Rider |
| 7.24 Desert Tricks | 7.25 LV Ringroad |
| []========= Air Courses ==========[] |
| 7.26 World War Ace | 7.27 Barnstorming |
| 7.28 Military Service | 7.29 Chopper Checkpoint |
| 7.30 Whirly Bird Waypoint | 7.31 Heli Hell |
| []====== Chiliad Challenge =======[] |
| 7.32 Scotch Bonnet | 7.33 Birdseye Winder |
| 7.34 Cobra Run | |
| []========== Triathalon ==========[] |
| 7.35 Beat the Cock 1 | 7.36 Beat the Cock 2 |
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> 8.0 Girlfriends <
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| 8.1 Denise | 8.2 Helena |
| 8.3 Katie | 8.4 Michelle |
| 8.5 Barbara | 8.6 Millie |
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> 9.0 Properties <
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| 9.1 LS: Ganton CJ's House | 9.2 LS: Willowfield House |
| 9.3 LS: Jefferson House | 9.4 LS: El Corona House |
| 9.5 LS: Verona Beach Apt | 9.6 LS: Santa Maria Beach Bea... |
| 9.7 LS: Mullholland Mansion | 9.8 RC: Dillimore House |
| 9.9 RC: Palimino Creek Apt | 9.10 RC: Blueberry House |
| 9.11 WC: Angel Pine Trailer | 9.12 WC: Angel Pine House |
| 9.13 FC: Leafy Hollow Farm | 9.14 SF: Doherty CJ's Garage |
| 9.15 SF: Doherty Apt | 9.16 SF: Hashbury Loft |
| 9.17 SF: Queens Suite | 9.18 SF: Chinatown THse |
| 9.19 SF: Palisades THse | 9.20 SF: Palisades Park House |
| 9.21 TR: El Quebrados House | 9.22 TR: Las Barancas House |
| 9.23 TR: Las Barancas Toreno's... | 9.24 BC: Fort Carson House |
| 9.25 BC: Verdant Meadows Airfi... | 9.26 LV: White Wood Est House |
| 9.27 LV: Prickle Pine House | 9.28 LV: Redsands West House |
| 9.29 LV: The Strip Four Dragon... | 9.30 LV: The Strip Pirates Suite |
| 9.31 LV: The Strip Camel's Toe... | 9.32 LV: The Strip Clown's Poc... |
| 9.33 LV: Old Strip Suite | 9.34 LV: Creek Apt |
| 9.35 LV: Rockshore House
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> 10.0 Other Distractions <
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| []============= DDR ==============[] |
| 10.1 Lowrider Challenge | 10.2 Club Dancing |
| []========= Yay Courier ==========[] |
| 10.3 Yay 1 | 10.4 Yay 2 |
| []============= Gym ==============[] |
| 10.5 Ganton Gym | 10.6 Cobra Martial Arts |
| 10.7 Below the Belt Gym | |
| []========== AmmuNation ==========[] |
| 10.8 AmmuNation Challenge | |
| []======= High Score Games =======[] |
| 10.9 Basketball Challenge | 10.10 Go, Go Space Monkey |
| 10.11 Lets Get Ready to Bumble | 10.12 It Crawled from Uranus |
| 10.13 Billiards | 10.14 Beefy Baron |
| []=========== Gambling ===========[] |
| 10.15 Blackjack | 10.16 Video Poker |
| 10.17 Roulette | 10.18 Slots |
| 10.19 Wheel of Fortune | 10.20 Inside Track Betting |
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> 11.0 Stats <
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| 11.1 Strength and Stamina | 11.2 Weapon Stats |
| 11.3 Vehicles | 11.4 Lung Capacity |
| 11.5 Money | 11.6 Sex Appeal and Respect |
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| 2.0 MAIN MISSIONS |
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Main missions include only those missions that advance the storyline. In other
words, you can't skip these and see the end credits. All other mission sets are
included under their respective side mission sections, check the table of
contents above to find it. Each mission is broken into:
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| 2.X: Mission Name |
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| Originator and Location | Difficulty Rating |
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Description, items you start with, tips, cheats and so forth
Things to do afterwards, notes and whatever.
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Rewards
The difficulty rating includes:
0-3 points for dexterity requirements (racing missions) shown as ###
0-3 points for complexity (steps to finish) shown as ???
0-3 points for risk (timer, stars or death) shown as ***
0-1 point for being tricky or easy to fail shown as !
For a 0-10 total difficulty
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| 2.1 In The Beginning |
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| Officer Tenpenny, LS: Jefferson | [0]: <-Cutscene-> |
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-Cutscene where tenpenny drops you off in Jefferson.
-Afterwards, go get the Armor, DEeagle and Uzi that spawn around CJ's house,
you'll want them for the next few missions. The armor is under the bridge that
the freeway (just N of Grove Street) crosses. The UZI is under the bridge to
the south of that, just follow the drainage trench. The Desert Eagle (Deagle)
is behind Sweets house, on the north side.
-I suggest you continue to arm up: there's an AK and Sawnoff Shotgun in the
movie studio over in Vinewood (NW end of LS). There's a sniper rifle in the TV
studio to the SW of the movie studio, on top of some stairs
-To really get strapped, steal the Dodo from the airport at the southern end
of LS and fly north. There's a building just west of Glen Park (north-center of
LS) that has a tower on top with 3 blue lights. If you land the Dodo on top of
that building, you can grab a Rocket Launcher (not the heat seeking one, but
still awesome for now).
-You can do the BMX mission at this point (although your cycle skills are too
low)
-You can collect the Tags (there's a spraycan on top of CJ's house), but I'd
wait. Technically you can also do the Snapshot, Horseshoes, Oyster and Unique
Jumps collections, but you're going to have to cross into San Fiero and Las
Venturas to do so. This will net you 4 stars and a lot of headaches, so just
hold off on those until you unlock those areas within the game.
-You can do the courier missions, but I'd wait on the LS one for a bit and
leave the other two for the same reason as above.
-You can buy any property in the city of Los Santos
-You can eat at any outdoor places (hotdogs, sodas, etc), but most indoor
items are locked
-You can do the first Courier mission
-You can't save the game yet, so move on to the next one.
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UL CJ missions
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| 2.2 Big Smoke |
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| Big Smoke, LS: Ganton | [1]: <*_________> |
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The point is to get back to Grove while Ballas shoot at you from cars.
-You start at the Graveyard in Vinewood
-Follow Sweet (Blue Arrow) East to Mullholland
-If you're too slow... he'll wait. Pretty much forever
-Your target switches to Ryder, follow him south
-If you have the armor, you shouldn't have to worry too much about the Ballas
-Pedal fast and take shortcuts on sidewalks to avoid the Balla's car.
-Hell, if you have a gun, you can just kill the Ballas and be done with it
-At some point around this mission you should go do the Courier mission (just
West of City Hall in Conference). This will get your strength and stamina up
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+Respect UL CJs house save
Camera pops at CJ's UL Ryder Missions
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| 2.3 Ryder |
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| Ryder, LS: Ganton | [1]: <?_________> |
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-You start with Ryder in his truck
-You have to drive around Ganton, this is largely a 'get to know the game'
type of mission.
-Go get a haircut. If you have the cash, get the cornrows or detail cut, if
not get the cheapest thing you can so you can earn up to a decent cut.
-Ryder will want you to take him to the Pizza place, so you can get intro'd
to eating
-Once Ryder tries to rob the place, bail and head back to Ganton. There is
minimal risk: the pizza guy won't hit you unless you just stand there. You can
kill him if you want, I don't think he had any cash, but maybe you want his gun
or something.
-If you didn't have the money, go raise some cash and get a decent haircut
(again: cornrows or detail) and then ink yourself up. EVERYWHERE. This gets
your respect and sex appeal stats started.
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+Respect UL Barber Shops
UL Food Stores UL Tattoo Parlors
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| 2.4 Tagging Up Turf |
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| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [2]: <??________> |
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Sweet wants you to spray some gang tags and gives you a free can. There are 6
-These are all marked on your map, go to the big map (-start- -X-)
-1- The one Sweet demonstrates, on an overpass in Idlewood
-2- On a house to the west, just across the street
-3- In the alley due west of 2
-4- Drive NE into East LS, on the street
-5- On the Alley wall
-Don't bother spraying the Ballas in the face. This is GTA, why don't you use
a freakin gun.
-6- Jump the fence, climb up the box and onto the roof. This is the only
kinda tough one.
-If you do these out of order, the game will erase the ones it hasn't told
you to do and make you do them again in the right order. It is useless to
resist. The game is in control. Do not fight the game. You love Rockstar...
-Go do the other 94 tags. NOW. Go on. Use a BMX bike so you get your muscle
and stamina up. Then, take your machine pistol, shotgun and AK out and shoot
tires on parked cars until you get Gangster or Hitman experience levels. Now is
also a good time to do the FIREFIGHTER and PARAMEDIC missions. You can do
Vigilante now, but unless you're wicked awsome at the PIT maneuver and have a
serious need to, I'd wait.
-You might also look into the 8-track race for the cash. You have to get your
driving skills up first, but its a good moneymaker.
It is possible to go do the tags prior to this mission. I did all 100 before
the mission started. The mission will reset the ones you do in this mission,
but you'll still have credit for doing the 100.
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+$200 +Respect
Spraycan pops at CJ's
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| 2.5 Cleaning Up The Hood |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [2]: <??________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Ryder takes you to find BDup and drags you around Ganton.
-When you get to the crack house, you're supposed to crack some skulls with a
bat.
-Once again, you should be capping these guys, not cracking their skulls...
unless you're just into that. You should have armor and tons of weaponry from
the Tags.
-You can wander around the house and kill the dregs, but there's no money in
it.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
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| 2.6 Drive-Through |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [3]: <#?*_______> |
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Everybody's hungry, so its off in Sweet's car to get shot at.
-Drive to the Cluckin Bell in Willowfield
-Blow up the Ballas Car
-Your best bet is to PIT the Ballas car and gun it into oblivion.
-Kill some walking Ballas
These guys should be run over, then shot at from a distance. Don't count on any
of your buddies to be much help, though.
-You won't get any stars, but there's a PnS in Idlewood if you get too shot
up
-There's technically a time limit. If the Ballas car gets to Grove Street,
you lose the mission, so hit the PnS after you destroy it. If the Ballas are
walking around, you don't have to worry about it.
-Get back to the Grove
-Take Big Smoke Home
-Set up a Gym schedule so you can work out every day. You want your strength
at least 50% and stamina up to at least 30%. Then learn some fighting moves.
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+Respect +$200
UL Gym in Ganton
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| 2.7 Nines and AKs |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [1]: <?_________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You go to Emmet's in Willowfield to shoot at stuff.
-There's a 1, 3, and 5 bottle lock and shoot
-Shoot the gas tank manually
-Go to Binco's
-Deck out in Green at Binco's (minus the shirt) to get your respect up then
go to SubUrban and buy the Rockstar hood.
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+Respect UL Binco's
UL Sub Urban UL ProLaps
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| 2.8 Drive By |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [3]: <#?*_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Sweet wants to cap some Ballas.
-Jump in Sweet's car and drive to Jefferson
-Go to the Red markers and kill the Ballas
-Rinse, repeat
-You'll get two stars, so hit the PnS in Idlewood
-Go back to the Grove
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect +$500
+UL Ryder
[]==============================================[]
| 2.9 Sweet's Girl |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [4]: <##?*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to go rescue Sweet in Seville
-Get to Seville
-Run down any Ballas you can, then park
-L&S to clear out the Ballas on the ground
-Key to this is good AK skills and armor. You want to be at least gangster at
AK. Hitman level makes this a walk in the park.
-Take their car, its sitting right next to the pink circle when the message
says 'you need a 4 door car', unless you blew it up.
-Drive home to the Grove
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.10 Ceasar Vialpando |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [2]: <#!________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Sweet wants you to spy on your sister.
-Go to the Willofield garage to get the Savannah.
-Skip the mods, you won't need them
-Drive to Unity Station
-Win the contest
-Some DDR experience helps, bet low if you're not any good at these. The
timing is based on hitting the right direction on the R-stick just as the arrow
hits the middle of the circle.
-For the angled arrows, if you can't get them with the analog stick, use the
D-Pad for better control
-The Savannah is a good car for Ceasar's low rider race later on, so go add
10x nitro and store it in your garage.
At this early point the LR contest is a good way to make money if you're any
good.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Ceasar Missions UL Mod Garages
UL Low Rider Contest The Bet Money
[]==============================================[]
| 2.11 Home Invasion |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ryder, LS: Ganton | [2]: <#?________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
This demos the Burglary side missions.
-Drive to East Beach
-Steal 3 boxes: living room, kitchen (first door on the right), top of
stairs.
-There are 6 total boxes, but you don't get jack crap for getting them all.
You can do the Burglary missions now, but I don't. These take forever and I
never make any real cash at them. Check the info under 'Side Missions' for
details
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect UL Burglary Side Mission
[]==============================================[]
| 2.12 Catalyst |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ryder, LS: Ganton | [4]: <##?*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Ryder and Tenpenny get some history and you get to do a job.
-Drive N up the train tracks to the encounter. Its easiest to just drive
across the RR bridge, there's nothing coming.
-Kill all the Ballas. Guess what skill you really want? AK? Yes, AK.
-Hop the train
-As the train moves you have to thow boxes at.. er to Ryder
-Power all the way up and aim midway down the blue arrow to hit Ryder's big
head.
-I believe there is a some time limit based on the train's movement, but
there's lots of time
-Hit the PnS in Idlewood
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.13 Robbing Uncle Sam |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ryder, LS: Ganton | [5]: <##??*_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-Drive to the armory in Ocean Docks
-Jump the Fence
-Kill all the guards in the area
-Open the WAREHOUSE. Note warehouse door, not the gate to the compound. Ryder
can just sit for a bit.
-You can hit the Warehouse door lock from the top of the wall if you're
careful. Just aim and shoot. The guys inside generally don't come out.
-Kill the guards inside the warehouse
-NOW open the gate. This order helps keep Ryder out of the damn way while you
clean up.
-Load the Truck (4 inside, 2 out) and occationally help Ryder not die.
Sometimes Ryder holds his own, usually he's useless. You'll know when to help
when his whining becomes near-intolerable.
-You can technically load 2 boxes at once on the forklift, but don't bother.
The time it takes to balance those mofos and the fact that you can't fit both
into the truck at once makes this a no-go.
-Run, check your 6 for patriots following you.
-Dropping boxes behind you is largely useless IMHO. Ryder's aim sucks and it
just distracts you from the road ahead.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.14 OG Loc |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Big Smoke, LS: Idlewood | [4]: <#?*!______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-Drive Big Smoke's Car to the jail to pick up Loc
-Then you drive OG Loc to get back at his boyfrield, Freddy. Freddy lives in
East Los Santos
-You get a PCJ-600, so follow him!
-Freddy loops around Los Flores and winds up back in ELS
-There are a few points where he'll stop and wait for you... and taunt you.
Don't count on these
-Don't bother shooting at Freddy while he's on the bike. It doesn't do
anything anyway. Just concentrate on following him
-If your bike skills suck.. this is hard. It helps to know some of Freddy's
sidetracks.
-When Freddy drops down onto the freeway you can stay up on the ledge and
drive through the alley to the East. He'll come up the next exit and wind up in
the same place.
-Kill Freddy's buddies. These are the only real risk to this mission, so
armor could help
-Kill Freddy
-Drive OG Loc to Burger Shot
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect UL OG Loc Missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.15 Running Dog |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Big Smoke, LS: Idlewood | [0]: <__________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
This is a seriously simple mission after OG Loc. This one gets a massive ZERO.
-Drive Big Smoke to marker in East Los Santos
-Kill the dude.
-Don't jump the fence, run around to the left. Seriously, it's way faster.
-Have your machine pistol out rather than your AK so you can actually sprint
-Ignore any other bangers, unless they're totally killing you
-Tap X and you should be on him in a few seconds
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.16 Wrong Side of the Tracks |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Big Smoke, LS: Idlewood | [6]: <##??*!____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
My big 'its so easy' mouth... You have to drive so Big Smoke can shoot at guys
on a train.
-Drive to Unity Station
-Jump on the Sanchez and follow the train
-The train slows down for turns, then speeds up. Remember this when trying to
pace it.
-Drive on the far right side of the right hand track to give Smoke the best
angle.
-Drive so that you are EVEN with the guy Smoke is shoting at. He works back
to front.
-Get ahead of the exploding car. You won't take any damage if you jump ahead,
then fall back even w/ the train after the fireball.
-Don't over-dodge the oncomming train. There's a wall on the right that
you'll clip if you overreact.
-I do not take the hill when he tells you to, there's too much time when he
can't shoot. You'll have to dodge another train, so if your bike skills are
terrible, you might take the hill just to avoid it.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.17 Just Business |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Big Smoke, LS: Idlewood | [6]: <##??*!____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Smoke gets you into the chase scene from Terminator 2, with Russians.
-Drive to Downtown
-Duck, then kill all the russians with your AK
-There is no time limit to leave. Grab some money and go get the armor.
-If you're low on ammo, switch to the gun the Russians carry. It won't matter
after this next shootout anyway.
-Go outside and repeat
-Once on the bike, find the level that the chasing bikers drivers' heads are
at, then strafe left and right. It's faster to kill the drivers, since it'll
kill both guys at once.
-Ignore the truck
-IGNORE THE TRUCK!!
-Do not adjust your weapon up/down while on the streets. Stick with a
left/right strafe to take out the drivers of the car and bikes.
-Once in the drainage ditch (technically I think this is the LA river), take
out the car tires if you're in a hurry. It'll at least slow them down.
-You're shooting out the truck aren't you? Stop that.
-When you change levels (the ramps and exits), you'll have to adjust your
aim. Keep focused on the driver of the lead vehicles
-When Smoke says to shoot the gate, you don't absolutely have to, but it
helps.
-Shoot the exploding barrels to eliminate bikes in the tunnel.
-You'll probably lose your gun after this mission
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.18 High Stakes, Low Rider |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ceasar, LS: Willowfield | [3]: <##*_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to win the LR race. It runs through City Hall, Conference, Verona
Beach, Market, Vinewood and Rodeo
-You need a low rider. The blade, voodoo or similar.
-Hit the garage in Playa Del Seville and outfit it with 10xNOS
-Some knowledge of the course helps. I suggest at least knowing the area and
checking the map.
-The basic route is west along the beach, north through vinewood and rodeo,
west, south, west, south, and then a little hook east to get onto the pier.
-Run this once slowly then load your game if you're having trouble with the
course. There are some sharp turns in Rodeo.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$1000
[]==============================================[]
| 2.19 Life's a Beach |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| OG Loc, LS: Marina | [2]: <#!________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to swipe a van for OG Loc.
-Drive to Verona Beach
-Impress the DJ with your DDR skills so she unlocks the van.
-The DDR missions are something you'll have to get used to. Girlfriends and
the lowrider contests are still out there
-Don't say no
-Steal it
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect UL DDR in clubs
[]==============================================[]
| 2.20 Madd Dogg's Rhymes |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| OG Loc, LS: Marina | [4]: <##?*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-It doesn't matter what guns you have, the game locks you into using the
knife for the first half and the silenced 9 for the second, so just go with it.
-Drive to Madd Dogg's mansion
-Kill the guard in the foyer. You should be able to sneak up behind him
without pausing.
-Kill the guard next to the pool. Again, don't pause to think this through,
just sneak up behind him.
-Hide in the side hall, then kill the next guard after he walks past.
-Sneak past the bartender. It doesn't much matter if you kill him or not, I
usually do.
-Kill the video game guy, just sneak up behind the couch.
-Go hide in the dark record-room for the last guard, kill him when he walks
into the room
-Grab the rhymes
-Kill the guard and grab the silenced 9mm
-Switch to your AK and kill everything else in the building
-You can't exit Madd Dogg's via the front door. Believe me. So you have to go
back.
-Go give OG Loc the rhymes
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect Silenced 9mm
[]==============================================[]
| 2.21 Management Issues |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| OG Loc, LS: Marina | [4]: <#??*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-drive to the other Burger Shot
-Jack the limo
-Park facing West in the red circle
-Get to the Pier
-Bail
-I've been told you don't absolutely need to bail, since you can just swim
back from the dock, but its not hard and you're just making work for youself
because you're too lazy to tap triangle
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect UL Tenpenny
[]==============================================[]
| 2.22 House Party (CS) |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| OG Loc, LS: Marina | [0]: <-Cutscene-> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
A cutscene where OG Loc quits and wants to have a house party.
-You don't have to get new clothes or a haircut.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
Nothing
[]==============================================[]
| 2.23 House Party |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| OG Loc, LS: Ganton | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Its ON NOW BALLAS! The Ballas interrupt OG Loc's sqwaking and you gun them down
for it.
-The first wave comes from the West, they start RIGHT behind the cars under
the overpass
-The second wave is up on the overpass, directly above the first wave
-You really don't have time to loot the bodies here.
-The third comes from the alley next to CJs house, from the behind Sweet's
house and from behind OG Loc's house. This is the real meat of the mission,
since you'll essentially be surrounded.
-The wall next to Ryder's house offers fair cover for this last wave since it
seperates you from the Ballas in the alley, but you have to charge to get over
there.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.24 Burning Desire |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, LS: Market | [6]: <##??**____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Man, Tenpenny doesn't f-around. You have to go burn down a crack house.
-Go get the molotovs. You have to, even if you have thousands.
-Drive to the house in Los Flores
-Take 1 lap to kill the gang bangers
-Take 1 lap to break windows, use your AK
-These two laps help flush out all the bangers who'll otherwise bother you
while cocktailing
-Take 1 last lap to throw cocktails
-There is NO time limit on setting the house on fire, so take your time
-Firproof, dude. I TOLD you.
-Grab the extinguisher from the kitchen on your way in. If you don't, you'll
just end up having to come back for it.
-Go Upstairs
-Get Denise
-She's not fireproof, even if you are
-Aim at the bottom of the fire, then move back and forth until it's out.
Rotate the camera to one side to see if the white spray is really hitting
anything
-You have to take a left when you get downstairs to cut through the kitchen
-Drive Denise home.
After this, get Denise to 100% so you can ignore her. She's the easiest
girlfriend to max out.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
GF: Denise UL Sweet Missions
UL AmmuNation in Willowfield
[]==============================================[]
| 2.25 Gray Imports |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, LS: Market | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-Go to the warehouse in El Corona
-There's armor just inside the gate
-You can't go in through the back door or sabotage the Russian's car. I've
tried
-Walk in, AK S&L ahoy!
-Chase the gun dealer
-You should be able to kill the last guy before he gets to his car, but watch
for his buddies shooting at you. I managed by using double MPs.
-OR you can use a rocket launcher to kill the last guy if he makes it to his
car. BOOM!
OK: the rocket launcher is on a rooftop on the edge of Downtown and Glen Park.
You have to break into the airport, steal the Dodo and land it on the roof. The
building has a tower on top with 3 blue lights, aim your dodo to land JUST next
to the lights. Grab the launcher, U-Turn and back the Dodo up and fly home.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
Nothing
[]==============================================[]
| 2.26 Doberman |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
This is the first gang-territory mission.
-See the section in 2-0 on gang warfare
-Go to Glen Park and start a war
-Kill the 3 waves.
-The store at the southern end has a low wall that makes good cover
You only have to control a few territories to get past the next hurdle. You can
go ahead and do them all for the money and respect, but there's not much point.
You'll have to do them all again later anyway.
I believe that the territories that appear at the end of the game contain the
same ones that show up here, plus about 12 extra. I may try and keep track of
this, but I'm not really overly pressed about it.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
CJ's house becomes an asset
[]==============================================[]
| 2.27 Los Sepulcros |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [3]: <#**_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You get to off some bigwig banger. In a cemetary. The cemetary where your MOM
is buried. You hearless bastard
-Recruit 2 guys
-Drive to Los Sepulcros in Market.
-Jump the wall
-Tell the guys to follow you
-Kill the main guy
-There's a PnS just Northeast to the east exit of Los Sepulcros, turn left,
right and you're pretty much there
-Drive Home
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.28 Reuniting the Families |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [6]: <##??**____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Sweet's trying to reunite the GSF. Although I've already taken the whole town
over in gang warfare... so whatever.
-Drive everyone to the Hotel
-Ignore the cops outside the hotel. I mean, you can kill them for the gun
skill if you want, but you don't get anything except ammo. These are some broke
cops.
-Blowing up this heli doesn't affect the one that shows up at the end of the
hotel or during the driving part of the mission.
-S&L with your AK
-Shoot all the room service carts in the hallway, they provide cover for cops
-There's armor at the second stairwell, go up
-You can get some sugar from the prostitutes you rescue as an easter egg, but
no money
-Destroy the Heli with a Rocket
-Run down the stairs and get in the car
-Ah, the view from the driver seat sucks. AK everything that comes. Again,
you want to target the drivers.
-When the cop jumps on, just take the first punch. You're going to anyway
-Smoke gives you decent directions on where the next danger is, so pay
attention
-Your AK jamming is the signal that its all over. Breath in and out
-You lose all your AK ammo after this mission. I had like 20k rounds!
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect?
[]==============================================[]
| 2.29 Green Sabre |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Sweet, LS: Ganton | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
[[ =- DANGER DANGER -= ]]
This is a watershed mission. LOTS of stuff changes after this, so you'd better
be done in Los Santos for a bit. Yeah, you can come back, but I recommend
holding out.
-Reload your AK before you start, since you lost all your ammo last mission.
-Drive to meet Ceasar
-When you leave, the best direction to take is left (WEST) and then north.
Keep going east and north, this leads to a fairly direct route to the eastern
end of Mulholland Intersection.
-Kill all the Ballas. Once again, AK and armor are very important. Also, take
the time to check your map after taking cover. Sometimes its hard to tell where
the rest of the Ballas are shooting from.
-After this mission, you lose all your weapons and ammo, all gang territory
reverts back and all your original gang territory becomes Ballas. There's a
save point in Angel Pine and a house you can buy (although its mostly
worthless). There is a free armor just south of the house in Angel Pine and an
AmmuNation. Now would be a good time to do the SNAPSHOT mission. You can also
do the GF: Helena mission.. but most people don't because she's the hardest
girlfriend in the game.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Flint County UL properties in FC
UL Whetstone UL properties in WC
UL San Fiero UL properties in RC
GF: Helena UL Snapshot collection
[]==============================================[]
| 2.30 Bad Lands |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, WC: Angel Pine | [4]: <#?*!______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
This one only gets a 4 because its so easy to fall of the mountain if you
happen to be me.
-Remember that you've got zero ammo, so hit the AmmuNation in town or go find
some another way
-Take the Sanchez and ride up Mt. Chiliad
-Slow and Steady: sniper rifle on the guards at the cabin or S&L with the AK.
-Quick and Ugly: If you're quick enough you can nail the guy as he's walking
out the back door of the cabin. It means rolling in on your Sanchez and just
blowing through the guards, but it's not that hard
-If you don't get to him in time, chase the snitch's car
-Destroy his car, do NOT use the rocket launcher or any other explosive.
-Kill him
-Take the picture. It will tell you when you've got a good one. If you're
right up on top of him it might not give you credit. Back up and get the whole
body in the shot (between the white crop marks)
-I had a problem with a full PS2 memory card the first time I hit this
mission and it wouldn't let me take the picture, even though I don't think I
was trying to save it. Take this with a grain of salt because it was a while
back.
-Get back to Angel Pine
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Catalina Missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.31 First Date: Tanker Commando |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Catalina, RC: Dillimore | [0]: <__________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Ceasar will call and tell you to head to Dillimore to meet his cousin,
psychobi... er Catalina
-She has 4 missions associated, which you can do in any order. After the
first you have to do one of The Truth's missions and watch the 'King in Exile'
cutscene before doing the other three.
-The mission names are prefixed by a date reference (first date, gone
courting, etc). These go in order, not by the mission you are on
-I do the one that's about half a block South, since it shuts her up faster.
-Get in the truck
-Back up to hitch the tanker. You have no time limit to hook up the trailer,
so get lined up with it, aiming the front of your truck at the road just to the
right.
-Key to linking is the horns on top of your truck. One is dead center, so use
it to aim for the middle of the trailer. You don't have to back up straight,
just so that the middle of your truck's back end hits the middle of the
trailer's front.
-Hammer down, good buddy. You need to haul or the car will get under your
wheels and disconnect your trailer.
-If you line it up right, you can hook the trailer and floor it before the
cutscene to get a head start on the car.
-One trick is to nudge the car to the right and force it into the low wall.
If you manage this, the car will be stuck while you're home free.
-You need to stay ahead of the car. If it gets beside you it can unhitch your
trailer and you'll be doing this again.
-Head straight until you get to the first T intersection. Then Left Left
Left. You're there
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+5000 bucks UL Trucker Missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.32 Body Harvest |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| The Truth, WC: Angel Pine | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Tenpenny sends you to help out The Truth, who wants a big'ol combine harvester.
-Drive out to The Farm
-Don't walk to the back field, drive. Run down or drive-by anyone who walks
out
-If you do get out, get on top of the wall or a pile of hay to avoid tractors
running into you
-Watch your back, there are guys hiding all over, including the west side of
the house.
-Drive right up to the combine. The driver will get out and shoot at you when
you approach.
-OR you can snipe the combine driver. You'll miss his witty banter though,
sorry
-Haul tail to TT's farm to the SW
-When chased by the truck, one good bet is to run it off the gravel road so
it slides down the hill, otherwise you're pretty safe as long as you keep your
speed up.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Ceasar
[]==============================================[]
| 2.33 King in Exile |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ceasar, WC: Angel Pine | [0]: <-Cutscene-> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Its a cutscene, goodbye Angel Pine!
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Catalina's remaining missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.34 First Base: Liquor Store |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Catalina, RC: Fern Ridge | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
I'm doing these in the order she mentioned them in the diner. It makes no
difference to gameplay it only affects the content of the arguments that CJ and
Catalina have. And since I've blocked her noisy piehole-shrieking from my brain,
I can't hear those arguments anymore.
-Drive to the store
-After the cutscene grab the quad
-Its a good idea to have decent driving skills, because the quad can be a
PITA on hills and such
-Chase them down 1 by 1.
-Again, it helps to know the course somewhat. Its not as important for this
mission, but if you have your paper map out it might clue you in to possible
paths they're going to take.
-Run over each dropped parcel to pick it up, if you miss it, ignore it and
come back for it.
-The time limit for this is the course, the guys on the quads are headed for
NE Los Santos, and you'll lose the mission if they make it
-Once you've slaughtered them all, go back and get the parcels you missed,
then head back to Catalina's
-If you drive back really slowly, Catalina will start complaining. A lot. If
you can get back without jumping off and whacking her, you're a stronger man
than I. The mute button is my friend.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$1000
[]==============================================[]
| 2.35 Gone Courting: Against All Odds |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Catalina, RC: Fern Ridge | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-Drive to the betting shop
-Set a satchel charge on the door, get back and blow it.
-Set a satchel charge on the safe, get out and blow that one
-Get to the PnS in Dillimore. This is actually a bit of a challenge, since
it's a haul, but if you did the paramedic missions back here, you should be
very familiar with this trip.
-Get back to the hideout
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$2000
[]==============================================[]
| 2.36 Match Made in Heaven: Bank |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Catalina, RC: Fern Ridge | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-Drive to the Bank
-Shoot your hostages
-Seriously, just cap the hostages right away. One will eventually trigger the
alarm so you're going to anyway. I'm convinced there's no way to keep them from
triggering the alarm, so I just execute them.
-shotgun the ATMs
-AK the cops outside
-Grab a bike and keep up
-Don't bother shooting the cop, just keep up. It's possible to kill the cop,
but he's got a lot of mission protection and the course has some spots where
you'll probably wind up crashing, so just get to the next town.
-Kill the cops at the accident
-Grab a bike or one of the SUVs
-Get back to Fern Ridge.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$10,000 UL Ceasar
[]==============================================[]
| 2.37 Wu Zi Mu |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ceasar, LS: Montgomery | [3]: <##*_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to offroad race Woozy to the top of the Panopticon.
-Some knowledge of the course helps
-Mod out a car with offroad tires and 10xNOS. I recommend Catalina's Buffalo.
-If you're having trouble, do the race with the camera on the front bumper.
It helps to find the course
-Don't use NOS on the back roads, you'll just end up in the river. The best
spot to use it is when you're leaving the farm
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Woozy's GT UL The race back
[]==============================================[]
| 2.38 Farewell My Love |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, RC: Panopticon | [4]: <##*!______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
The same race, in reverse.
-This one is tougher because there are a number of tricky fall offs and you
don't have NOS.
-Woozy's car is fairly good, even w/o the NOS
-There are some early shortcuts in the switchback down the hill. USE THEM.
They're better on this mission because they help early on.
-The other driver is Claude: aka 'Fido' from GTAIII. Claude didn't have a
name in GTA3, and never spoke. R* fixes the first issue here by naming him
Claude and makes fun of the second issue. Oh, and Claude was called 'fido'
because Salvatore's daughter calls him 'fido' to mock him in GTA3 when he's
doing a set of fetch missions. I think Catalina is also in GTAIII, but I'm
having trouble remembering or caring.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL The Truth missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.39 Are You Going to San Fiero |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| The Truth, FC: The Truth's Farm | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
The Truth gives you a flamethrower and wants you to burn down the ... crops
-MMmm burning. Flamethrower. Wonder if fireproof makes this a cakewalk...
-What? A heli? Time for the HSRL! You can find one at the airport in Easter
Basin. You'll learn to love this baby. It's ok if you forget, the rocket
launcher Truth gives you works fine, the chopper isn't moving very much.
-Drive to the garage in San Fiero. I want to thank R* for rewriting the
'drunk' effets that they used in GTA:VC. God that was awful to watch. Makes me
nauseous just remembering.
-The best course is to head south out of the farm and turn right. You can
also head back toward the farm and take the tunnel, but you're kind of wasted
and that road seems more challenging.
-If you haven't done so yet, NOW is the time to do the snapshot collection.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.40 Wear Flowers in Your Hair |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Carl Johnson, SF: Garcia | [0]: <__________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You drive around. I'm not spelling this one out because its boring and
impossible to fail. This should have been a cutscene. At least let me SHOOT at
something.
-The two guys you go pick up were the boat mechanics in GTA:VC. You buy the
shop and meet them for 2 cutscenes. Truth mentions this when he tells you that
their shop in Vice was bought out by the mob, referring to Tony Vercetti
-You can do the Zero missions next, but they're side missions and are NOT
REQUIRED. So don't get bent out of shape over the Red Baron mission. SKIP IT!
The Zero asset is seriously not that important.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Zero Asset
[]==============================================[]
| 2.41 555 WE TIP |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, SF: Garcia | [5]: <##??*_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You get to play Valet for the day. I wrote that, just now. I'm sorry.
-Drive to the garage
-Kill the Valet and steal his uniform
-Grab the ZR-350 he just parked and take it back out.
-A valet will take it back to the garage
-Ignore the next car
-Take the next car after that. It's the DA's
-Don't move until the car arrives, don't shoot anybody, don't do anything.
Just put the controller down. If you 'get noticed' doing any of these things,
you'll fail the mission.
-The DA's car is always the third. Taking the ZR back out just speeds things
up. If you don't take this step, there'll be a first car to ignore.
-Drive to your garage and back. Don't hit anybody. Or anything. Or get hit by
idiot drivers. You really don't have time to hit the PnS.
-OH, and whatever you do, don't get a wanted level or its over.
-YAY missions will now occur on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday. Be
ready for them so you can make some cash.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Valet Mission UL Yay missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.42 Deconstruction |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Carl Johnson, SF: Garcia | [5]: <##??*_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Destruction at the Construction... site.
-Gun down any workers in range then shoot the barrels next to the first
portable building (PB), the one closest to your garage
-Grab one of the dozers and drive it into the pit. This will prevent anyone
from bothering you with a dozer.
-Shoot some more workers and grab the other dozer. There's a guy driving it,
so you'll have to dance with him to get in.
-Destroy the 5 portable buildings, not port-o-potties. Hey, I'm sure some of
you were thinking portable meant the crappers.
-Watch out for the barrels. There's another building you can destroy using
them but its much faster to just run them down with the dozer.
-Push the port-o with the foreman into the hole
-Back the cement truck up.
Driving school is a good next step, if nothing else it'll get your driving
skills to decent levels for some of the upcomming missions. Also its nice to
have some sport cars nearby.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Driving School
[]==============================================[]
| 2.43 Photo Opportunity |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ceasar, SF: Garcia | [1]: <?_________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to get over to Blueberry to pick up Ceasar, who's spotted the guys
behind all the drugs. Then you... go take their pictures in Angel Pine.
-Grab a heli and get over to Ceasar.
-You have to take Ceasar's car. There's no way around it. My helicopter felt
left out.
-There are 4 shots, two on the left side of Cluckin Bell (Ryder and T-Bone),
then two on the right (Toreno and Jizzy).
-Everybody turns to face you just after getting out of their cars.
-You know you've got the shot when the screen flashes white
-No, you can't come back and steal any of the cars.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect.. from Ceasar I guess
[]==============================================[]
| 2.44 Jizzy (CS) |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ceasar, SF: Garcia | [0]: <-Cutscene-> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
A cutscene resulting from your mad photo skillz
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Pleasure Dome missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.45 Jizzy |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Jizzy, SF: Pleasure Domes | [7]: <##???*!___> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
This is a collection of missions:
-1- Take the girl Downtown
-2- Get to Hashbury to kill a guy (in 2:00)
-3- Go protect a girl under the freeway near the airport
-The girl you have to protect is UNDER the freeway, don't drive up on it
-4- Destroy a preacher's limo
-The preacher is a F&#@! PAIN and is what earns this mission a 7/10
-The pimpmobile is slow, especially on hills, and the limo has been touched
by the gods of mechanical prowess. So be ready to yell at your TV. Best bet:
drive by. You can't get out and rocket it fast enough.
-The preacher is a riot... after you beat the mission you'll look back and
laugh
-You have to destroy the SUVs and their drivers, but don't worry about them.
If the limo gets too far away, you lose. If the SUVs get stuck or their drivers
get out you can always come back and kill them, I made it almost to Angel Pine,
blew up the limo and had to come back to SF:Downtown to kill the last
bodyguard.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect 2 stars!
[]==============================================[]
| 2.46 T-Bone Mendez |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Jizzy, SF: Pleasure Domes | [4]: <##?*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to recover dope from 4 other bikes. I love the bike, so this is a
favorite of mine.
-At least 1 bike will come back down the hill and take the tunnel. I've seen
2 come back once.
-Get the one that comes back, then take the tunnel to Queens to get that guy
-Head north to get the guy in the Heights or wherever, then get the last guy.
-Don't shoot the riders, they've got in-mission protection auras. Use the L1
grabby thing.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$5000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.47 Mike Toreno |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Jizzy, SF: Pleasure Domes | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You get to run around SF, looking for Mike. Then you have to escape the airport
w/ 3 stars.
-Head due south from the domes, then go west to the construction site. Its
faster.
-Take the tracks to the docks, then take the road south to the airport.
-The van randomly appears either at the end of the runway, near the Raindance
heli or near the Maverick.
-Don't blow up the van! Let TBone shoot it until it stops, just worry about
keeping up with it
-Do not take the maverick to escape, you'll get 3 stars regardless.. only now
you'll be stuck in midair with them.
-Don't take the limo, it's slower than the crappy car you were issued
-There is a star under the overpass west of the airport exit, exit the
airport and turn right when you get under the freeway.
-After that star, hit the PnS and take Mike back
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$7000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.48 Outrider |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Jizzy, SF: Garcia | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to blow up 3 roadblocks and clear the road of gunmen so a van can
drive to the coke lab
-Forget the rocket launcher, go get the HSRL!
-Just in case: the HSRL is at the airport, between the round tanks east of
the outlying buildings (NW of the Maverick)
-Ride the sanchez up the tunnel and turn right
-Get w/in range of the first block and load up your HSRL.
-Move to the second roadblock, which is behind you and then West.
-There are gunmen in the windows to your left.
-This pattern repeats for the next 2 road blocks
-You don't have to follow the van (nobody bothers it), but you have to go to
the lab to finish the mission
-You have a safe house just East to ditch the stars, or you can suck it up
and head for the PnS to the North.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$9000 +Respect
+3 Stars
[]==============================================[]
| 2.49 Snail Trail |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, SF: Garcia | [3]: <#?*_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to follow a reporter on a train and kill his Cop snitch buddy
-Grab an NRG-500 from the I/E garage and park it in your garage for this one.
-Go get the sniper in the Construction Site... yes, even if you have one
already
-You're supposed to follow the train to LS:Market, but unless you like
staring at the tail of a train, just drive to the train to get it started, then
pass it and stay on the tracks until you get to Market
-Park outside on the left of the entranceway, near the record store.
-Follow the cab. Its going to the pier with the ferris wheel, just it a bit
of a roundabout way.
-Snipe 'Em, Rocket them, whatever.
You can also do this mission with a helicopter. Just fly to Market station. You
still have to follow the cab, and its a bit annoying to try and 'tail' it in the
heli since you don't get as much leeway when it comes to falling behind.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
Nothing
[]==============================================[]
| 2.50 Ice Cold Killa |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Carl Johnson, SF: Garcia | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You get to off Jizzy... finally
-Drive to the Domes
-You have to climb up the scaffolding on the left
-Drop onto the roof and enter
-Don't Shoot Jizzy from the upper levels, you have to wait until the
cutscene, which gets him out of the building
-Make your way down to the bottom level
-Shoot your way outside
-Chase down the Pimpmobile
-Have a fast car ready to force him offroad, and lots of ammo
-Apparently I'm the last to know. Chase 'AggroSk8er' Ansok had the cheat to
shoot the Pimpmobile's tires before you go in. Pardon me while I slap my
forehead for not thinking of that. I think I've tried similar things before in
GTA games and they never worked. Oh well, blow the tires.
-You can kill the guards outside, but it doesn't really accomplish anything.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$12000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.51 Pier 69 |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Carl Johnson, SF: Docks | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
More Revenge. How very theraputic
-Check your ammo. You'll need a lot
-Snipe the guys on the roof with the pink arrows on them. There are 3 to the
left that you might miss
-Switch to the AK and head down. You're not going to see all the guys
shooting at you, so head under one of the walkways and plow forward until you
get a cutscene
-Swim to the boat, hit square to climb in and Triangle to take it.
-My beautiful HSBR was useless here, you really do need to drive-by Ryder
-One option is to force Ryder's boat into a wall or beach, stop driving,
switch to the AK and tear him up
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$10000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.52 Toreno's Last Flight |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, SF: Garcia | [5]: <##?**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to go find, then blow up a police heli with Toreno in it.
-HSRL
-This is so key that I'm going to spell out Heat Seeking Rocket Launcher
-Seriously, go get the HSRL over at the airport.
-Ok, ride to the helipad
-AK everybody
-Since you have the HSRL, it'll skip the part where it gives you the standard
Rocket Launcher.
-Switch to the HSRL =now=, then jump down to the bike that's sitting out
front.
-I generally head to the PnS near CJs Garage to ditch the 2 stars, then ramp
onto the highway. It keeps the cop distraction factor to a minimum
-Ride down the highway until the heli stops to shoot at you
-Tap Triangle until you bail off the motorcycle
-Since you had the HSRL equiped when you got on the bike, it's equiped now.
Find the heli, wait for red, then fire two missiles
-You're done. Go find you bike and head for home.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$18,000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.53 Mountain Cloud Boys |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, SF: Woozy's betting shop | [3]: <##*_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You're escorting Woozy to a meeting. Guess how this goes.
-Make sure you have your sniper rifle and AK and its just a S&L mission.
-The game will tell you to let Woozy shoot the other cars. Yeah, I'd help him
out if I were you
-You will not lose the mission if your car dies, so feel free to bail out if
it catches on fire.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$5000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.54 Ran Fa Li |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, SF: Woozy's betting shop | [3]: <#**_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to bring a sedan from the airport to the northern docks. While people
shoot at you.
-As soon as you start, plow through the van behind you and head out.
-See that guy in the middle of the road? Run him down
-Plow through the next blockade van. Stay to the left, it helps keep you from
flipping over.
-Head west, then turn UNDER the freeway. Drive in the grass and onto the
tracks
-Exit the tracks before your garage, then head to the PnS to refill your
damage bar
You -might- be able to equip NOS at the auto dealer below the PnS... I haven't
tried.
-Head due north, all the way to the church. You want speed to avoid enemies
in your POS-mobile.
-Head down the curvy hill, then straight on till pink
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$6000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.55 Lure |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, SF: Woozy's betting shop | [5]: <##?**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You get an SUV and you have to drive to Angel Pine, then do some offroading
while guys on dirt bikes shoot at you.
-Ammo up and you can really just take these guys out as soon as they appear.
-When the bikes come up behind you, slam on the brakes, then back up between
them and turn so you can shoot them through the windows. They'll often just sit
there confused.
-You can also push the bikes into the river or off of different cliffs.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$8000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.56 Amphibious Assault |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, SF: Woozy's betting shop | [6]: <##??**____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to swim out to a ship in the harbor and sneak on board. If you don't
have a high enough swim skill, Woozy tells you to get some practice.
-If you have to get your swim up, you only need to see the 'Lung Capacity +'
signal three times before Woozy lets you do the mission. Note that this will
make it tougher, since you'll have to sit and wait in the water a lot
-You're invisible in the water as long as you're UNDER it or sitting still
away from the spotlights.
-Swim to the far side of the island, then turn and swim along the ship until
you're even with the middle. This avoids the arc of the spotlights, swim up to
the middle of the ship's hull and go under it.
-You can shoot out the spotlights, and using the silenced pistol keeps it
quiet. This makes the mission more interesting, but its actually harder since
you'll almost always get spotted when you get out on the island.
-Have the silenced pistol ready, its much better than the knife
-Take everyone out on the boat, with your pistol its not too hard.
-Watch out for the guy down the hall from the target.
-Once the bug is planted, DO NOT attack the boats, it'll turn a simple swim
into a blazing gunbattle that you won't win.
-Shoot the spotlight on the front of the boat before you jump off, this means
you can jump out at a better spot for the swim
-You're free and clear as soon as you touch the pink circle
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$11,000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.57 The Da Nang Thang |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, SF: Woozy's betting shop | [6]: <#??**!____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
[[ DANGER DANGER ]]
You will lose all your weapons... again. You have to raid the same boat as
Amphibious Assault and go kill the captain. There is NO WAY to avoid the RPG.
It sucks. I tried 6 times, and you simply cannot shoot the guner.
-You don't have to shoot the chain gun. At all.
-Knife the first dude and switch to the shotgun, you're not going to sneak up
on anybody else
-There's a guy to the right on top of some boxes. He's got a shotgun, so take
him out from a distance.
-In the box maze, just strafe and lock. Grab the MP, since everybody carries
it. Guys jump out of holes, so be on guard
-Don't worry about ammo, everybody is packing the same gun
-There's a heart before the hold, remeber it for later
-Once in the hold, there's some armor on the right
-After the armor, I climb up on top of the boxes and shoot from above. You
have to jump at an angle from the boxes next to the armor to the blue crate.
Walking around on top beats stalking around the hold, you get free shots on all
the guards.
-The game will tell you to shoot the lock when you've killed the last guard.
Don't jump down, just aim at the lock and it'll bring you down without jumping
during the cutscene
-After you free the hostages, head back out and armor/life up
-Kill Captain Snakehead. Fair play be dammned, switch back to the shotgun you
got earlier and take the headshot. Its not like he gave those guys in the hold
katanas.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$15,000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.58 Yay Ka-Boom-Boom |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Ceasar, SF: Woozy's betting shop | [4]: <#??*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You infiltrate the coke lab and blow things up. These strafe and lock missions
should be pretty familiar to you.
-You're out of AK ammo, so hit AmmuNation or go to Ganton or whatever.
-Try not to bang the car up too much en route to the lab
-Get out and gun down the guards, then go in and gun down the guys in the
area. The game will complain about the car, ignore it.
-NOW go get the car and drive in to the narrow alley on the left. Get out and
clean out the next area
-Drive into the lab. You can get out and kill these guys or run them down, it
doesn't matter
-Park the car, hit O
-Switch to your MPs or Uzi and run out, killing anyone who gets directly in
your way
-Once outside, take the time to kill everyone before grabbing the Voodoo,
otherwise you risk having the car shot up
-Jump on out
-This ends the recurring Yay 1 and Yay 2 side missions.. which you'll be sick
of anyway.
-Remeber this Unique Jump for later.
-Now's the time to do the oyster hunt. Sorry.
-Wang cars unlocks the I/E missions, which are a good way to make cash
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$25,000 +Respect
UL Toreno UL Wang Showroom Side Missions
UL Las Venturas UL GF: Barbara
UL properties in TR UL properties in BC
[]==============================================[]
| 2.59 Monster |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, TR: Toreno's Farm | [3]: <##?_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Its a race, you drive Bigfoot around and try not to crash
-You need to get used to the all-wheel steering. It's really useful
-There's a marker on top of a huge hill early on. If its raining, you need to
go around to the right or left du to backsliding, otherwise just drive head-on
to each marker.
-You have to beat 6:00, but 4:20 is the record. Is this a pot joke?
This reveals Mike Toreno as your new mission pimp.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
Nothing
[]==============================================[]
| 2.60 Highjack |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, TR: Toreno's Farm | [3]: <##!_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You make ceasar jump onto a moving semi.
-This is all about maintaining speed while lining up just alongside the
truck's doors.
-Drive up on the left side of the semi and watch the fuel tanks on the side
of the truck as a reference. Then ease over and adjust your speed. The text on
the bottom and Ceasar will clue you in to how you're doing.
-There may be a time limit on the truck, possibly the southern end of the
highway. There doesn't seem to be any time limit to getting the truck back, so
take it easy
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$7000
[]==============================================[]
| 2.61 Interdiction |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, TR: Toreno's Farm | [7]: <##???**___> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to head out to the ghost town, then to the top of the mountain, defend
a heli against other helis and then head out to some dock in the middle of
nowhere.
-Take a NRG-500, it chews up terrain and will get you there fast. Or take a
heli, why not?
-The HRLS is key to destroying the attacking heli's in record time.
-Seriously, ignore the standard rocket launcher, the attacking helis do some
outrageous moves and tend to jump forward at super speed. The HSRL will save
you tons of frustration
-If you still have your bike, you can do some wicked jumps from here. Or base
jump and walk. Whatever. You just have to get NE to a little bay.
-Drive back to the ghost town and WALK INTO THE GARAGE. If you park, you'll
lose whatever you drove here, and it's a bit of a hike back.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$1000
[]==============================================[]
| 2.62 Verdant Meadows |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, TR: Toreno's Farm | [0]: <-Cutscene-> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You go buy the abandoned airfield in 'verdant meadows'. I'll just point out
that verdant means 'full of life, green' and that the airfield is essentially a
desert. R* is full of jokers. Anyhow, good luck buying it for a dollar, I don't
think its a glitch, but the airfield costs 80 large.
The airfield kicks all sorts of tail as a save point and aircraft spawn zone
plus it has a double garage and freebe PCJ-600
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
None, but the airfield is awesome
[]==============================================[]
| 2.63 Learning to Fly |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, BC: Verdant Meadows | [4]: <##?!______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
-This unlocks the Flight School. You only have to bronze these, so see the
section on the fligth school for the rest.
-Getting all gold on flight school is easier than the car school, and the
Hunter kicks all sorts of ass for doing Vigilante, which nets you 150 health
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Flight School.. well, it IS flight school
[]==============================================[]
| 2.64 N.O.E. |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, BC: Verdant Meadows | [7]: <###?**!___> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Uh... I thought MOE was map of the earth, but Torento calls NOE NAP of the
earth. Oh well,whatever. You have to stay low, kimo-suave-eh
-Fly straight west until you pass the arched towers, then turn south. The
terrain is very level, so you'll be ok.
-Be aware of Area 52 (or whatever its called) to the south. If you fly over
it, they'll shoot you down
-If you suck at flying turn left at the river and fly along the water all the
way around San Fiero. You can fly over water the whole way to avoid the terrain
issues.. and trees.
-Otherwise I suggest you fly SW across Easter Bay Airport and then South
between the TV transmitter hill and the mountain. The terrain is pretty easy
and its a nice straight shot.
-When you get to Angel Pine fly to the marker.
-If you're doing the water route, you have to U-Turn back before the
hills/trees take you out.
-Reverse steps as much as possible and head for home
-IF you get spotted, they'll send Hydras... good luck. Best bet is to hit
R2+L2 as the missiles approach, then snap your plane UP to avoid them. The
other option is to fly REALLY low so the missiles hit trees or buildings. Of
course, if you were any good at flying low, you wouldn't be dodging missiles.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
Zippo.
[]==============================================[]
| 2.65 Stowaway |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Mike Toreno, BC: Verdant Meadows | [5]: <###?!_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to ride onto the ramp of a jet that's taking off.
-Hammer down and lean forward
-I cross the path of the plane before the first set of boxes, then angle
straight for the ramp from the left. This seems to avoid the boxes.
-You don't have to go up the center of the ramp, aim for the very edge and
the boxes should miss you
-Speed and timing is critical, you have to do this fast, or it doesn't
matter. The rest of the mission is pretty pat
-Its like Donkey Kong... on an 737.. Ok not really like DK. You have to get
forward after each barrel, then kill a guy.
-You can use a gun, but I don't. It's too easy to shoot the explosives.
-Kill the last guy and you're golden. BOOM!
After this, do the Verdant Meadow's side missions (The Truth). Do Vigilante if
you haven't yet and then do the horseshoe and oyster hunts
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+$20000 UL Airfield Missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.66 Fender Ketchup |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [4]: <##?*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Freak out the mob goon by driving like a madman
-There's a road just east of the strip that runs North-South for a long ways
(ends at a church). This is a good locale to drive up and back on, just floor
it, stay in the left lane as much as possible and do a hard uturn at the end.
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+$5000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.67 Explosive Situation |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [4]: <#??*______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to grab 4 sticks of dynomite, which you get by running over boxes at
the quarry.
-As soon as you run over the first box and after each new box, kill all the
construction workers you can. It'll help
-Take your time escaping on the Sanchez, this is really the toughest part.
-You can do the quarry asset after this, although you will probably never
come back for the money.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$7000 UL Quarry Asset
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.68 You've Had Your Chips |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [5]: <##?**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You're supposed to go take out a factory making counterfeit chips.
-Sneaking is optional. Come on Rambo! Fly in and gun everyone down.
-Shotgun the machines for quick destruction
-If you fly a heli into the parking lot, the cut scene shows it trying to
drive into the garage, which is pretty fun to watch.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$10000 +Respect
UL The Truth UL dollar sign Woozy missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.69 Don Peyote |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| The Truth, LV: The Strip | [1]: <?_________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Go rescue Truth's british buddies from the desert. This is a really easy ride.
-You can use a Maverick to make this really short, although it'll get messy.
-Drive out to the desert with a 4-door to get Paulie and Maccer.
-Head down to the Snake Farm
-Don't drive into the pink circle at the Snake Farm right away. Park just
beyond it and you'll be treated to a long, funny conversation.
-Kill the hillbillies
-Head back to LV
-Kent Paul and Rosenburg are GTA:Vice City characters. But you knew that.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect UL Caligula Missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.70 Archetectural Espionage |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [7]: <##??**!___> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You need to go snap a pic of the plans to Caligula's casino. People will shoot
at you for this.
-Get a camera before you start so you can skip the tourist slaughter. Nothing
like complicating a mission
-Answer YES to both questions.
-Top floor, down 1, punch the AC unit, back upstairs
-If you kill the cops, you'll have heli's waiting for you when you leave.
This sucks. Don't kill any cops, just RUN.
-You'll still get 4 stars, but not until you're in your car and halfway to
the bribe to the NW under the obelisk (washington monument thingy). 3 stars =
NO HELICOPTERS SHOOTING AT YOU
-You can race North to the PnS or south to the casino. They both work.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.71 Key to Her Heart |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [2]: <?*________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You.. uh, go tap some freaky casino worker (Millie) then date her.
-Uh, this one is pretty straightforward, just keep the same distnace from
Millie while she drives.
-You can't get caught or run out of time in the store, so look around
-Once you get to her house, stand just left of it and wait for the gimp. Then
its on!
-Millie has a pretty cheaty way to max her out, see the GF section for
details.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect. WTF? UL GF: Millie
[]==============================================[]
| 2.72 Dam and Blast |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [3]: <#?*_______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You rig a dam to asplode.
-Parchute in. If you miss, oh well, you get wet.
-If you're playing this fair, you're supposed to sneak up to the guards and
stab them.
-If your like me and don't care, just switch to your AK and gun them down.
-Then theres more sneaking... Or you can just blast your way in. I mean,
really, sneaking is neat and all, but if you don't make me sneak, I'm really
comfortable just gunning these guys into puddles.
-Plant your bombs, kill the last guy and exit.
-Another WTF moment. The jump totally would have killed CJ.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.73 Cop Wheels |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [6]: <##??**____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to steal 4 specific police bikes and park them on a moving Packer.
-The packer starts on the south side and moves counter-clockwise. You can't
see it on the map until you're on one of the bikes, but keep that in mind while
stealing bikes.
-If you have to chase the packer, consider going clockwise to shorten the
time. Sometimes its faster
-If you have awesome gun skills, LIKE YOU SHOULD, do not shoot at the cops on
the bikes from your car. You'll hit the gas tank and there'll be this nice
explosion.
-1- Parked at the hospital, a cop will jump on and there are a few other cops
nearby
-I start with the one, since it's nearest to where the Packer will be when
you start. The cop will jump on the bike, your goal is to ram his rear tire to
spin him off. If you succeed, you'll be able to grab the bike and make off with
only 1 star. If you fail, ram him off the bike, gun him down and live with 2
stars.
-2- From the Police Station, there are two cops nearby
-The second bike is usually the one at the police station, but by this time
the packer has usually made it past and you'll have to catch up. There are 2
ways to attempt this. (1)Nail the two cops and hope you don't snag a 3rd star
(2)If you don't have any stars (either PnS or you got bike 1 and lost the one
star) then park between the cops and the bike, jump off and grab it.
-3- Parked and the cop is doing a sobriety check at an onramp on the East
side of LV
-By this point the Packer has probably lapped the city and it doesn't matter
which bike you grab. I like the one with the drunk, because he doesn't usually
make it to the bike before I grab it.
-4- The last is in the parking lot of the Rock and Roll Hotel... or whatever
its called, the cop will jump on as you approach.
-Again, knock him off and kill him, then take the bike.
-I do not believe the game will let you substitute bikes, but if you feel
like stocking your garage in Prickle Pine or something, let me know.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.74 Up, Up and Away |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [7]: <##??**!___> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to steal a heli to steal a van. You're supposed to steal a patriot
first, but you should have already worked out a way around that nonsense.
-I don't know how to easily get the patriot. I've accomplished it with the
coach bus as a blockade and sniping the driver. Seriously, just break into the
place.
-Get your jetpack. There's no time on this, so drive over to your airfield
(or fly) and grab it
-You're supposed to make your way through the warehouse. I've never bothered.
Fly into the base from the north and go between the buildings to avoid getting
shot at
-Kill the 3 guys on the roof
-You're supposed to use the miniguns to take out the helicopters. So.. you
can if you want.. I use the HSRL to take out the helis
-Fly south and grab the van. Note that the van really screws up your
helicopter skills, so take it easy and slow. No time limit.
-Land at your airstrip
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect -The Leviathan (with no crane) will
spawn at your airport. Unless you have the Hunter.
[]==============================================[]
| 2.75 Intensive Care |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Kent Rosenberg, LV: The Strip | [5]: <#??**_____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
After scaring Jimmy half to death, you now have to rescue him. Hint: He's in
the third ambulance, disirregardless of which one you pick.
-The patriot that always seems to be parked in the hospital lot would make a
nice ramming vehicle, grab it before you park.
-Its in the third one, always so work clockwise or counterclockwise and get
on it.
-As soon as you touch the first two ambulances, you should already be moving
toward your next target. Don't bother waiting for the game to tell you its the
wrong ambulance.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$5000 +Respect
UL Tenpenny
[]==============================================[]
| 2.76 The Meat Business |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Kent Rosenberg, LV: The Strip | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to take Rosenberg to see Jimmy. Jimmy is very surprised to see you
again.
-This is essentially a strafe and lock mission
-I told you fireproof would be helpful. If you're like me, you'll be in the
meat room guns ablaze before Rosie gets the fire-extinguisher out
-There's extra armor in the freezer, double back at some point
-Nobody follows you, so once you're out you're home free.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$8000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.77 Fish in a Barrel |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Kent Rosenberg, LV: The Strip | [0]: <-Cutscene-> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Leone was the main mob connenction and eventually a rival in GTA III.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Leone Salvatore missions
[]==============================================[]
| 2.78 Misappropriation |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, LV: Prickle Pine | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Tenpenny wants you to go kill yet another snitch. Of course its on the other
end of the map, why do you ask?
-Grab your hunter (you do have one, right?) and fly out. I suspect you can't
snipe this guy, so get ready for a heli chase.
-When you approach the military base, fly North around it. Watch your map for
the dirt road that circles the base and stay outside it.
-Follow the heli to the parking garage, and land just East of it on the roof.
The guy will jump down and you can finish him off
-I believe that if you shoot the heli down you lose because you lost the
papers.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL More Tenpenny
[]==============================================[]
| 2.79 High Noon |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Officer Tenpenny, TR: El Quebrados | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Tenpenny wants you to meet him... out in the desert. Yeah... OK. Go get your
hunter and make sure you have HSRL ammo. I'll meet you with a freakin' ROCKET.
-Land on the South end of El whatnot of the devil and enjoy the cutscenes
-Take off and follow Pulaski until he gets to the switchbacks. He's
invulnerable before that
-Gun him down. You'll probably lose your hunter, but you get Pulaski's
Buffalo, which has custom tags (PULASKI)!
Oh, and 10p kills YET ANOTHER snitch. JEEZ
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
UL Mob missions You get to kill Pulaski
[]==============================================[]
| 2.80 Freefall |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Leone Salvatore, LV: The Strip | [2]: <#*________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
I guess the 'J' can also stand for James Freakin' Bond. Was I the only one who
said 'No FING WAY' when they saw this?
- Ok, uh... you go steal a plane. They couldn't call this one highjack or
stowaway because they used those already.
- The only tough part was getting the damn dodo up to the right altitude and
hitting the corona.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$15000 +Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.81 Saint Mark's Bistro |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Leone Salvatore, LV: The Strip | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You fly back to Liberty City and kill some guys.
-This is another S&L mission. There's nothing particularly hard except that
SM's Bistro seems to have been designed for people to jump out and shoot at
each other.
-OK, it was cool to go back to Liberty, but I was SOOOO disappointed that I
couldn't leave the Bistro. I even left the last dude alive (and shooting at me)
so I could try every wall and door. Gah.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$20000 UL Woozy
[]==============================================[]
| 2.82 Breaking the Bank at Caligulas |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Woozy, LV: The Strip | [6]: <#???**____> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
This is the payoff mission for all the Mob and 4 Dragons stuff. You're going to
hit Caligula's.
-Make sure your M4 skills are up, since that's the weapon of choice for the
guards and you may need the ammo
-Head to the door in the middle of the right side of the casino. Don't carry
weapons!
-Go down to the indicated room
-Gas canister into the vent
-Down to the lower level, lights out
-Use the goggles, they actually help
-Grab the forklift (right) and use the Rt stick to lift the door
-Strafe and lock
-Blow the generators
-More S&L
-Make your way to the roof
-Take the HSRL to clear out the police heli's, it'll save you time
-Steal the heli
-Or you can ignore the parachute target, its a pain to reach and its really
easier to just drive.
-Head for your airport
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+$100000 +Crouper's uni
+Respect
[]==============================================[]
| 2.83 Madd Dogg |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Madd Dogg, LV: The Strip | [2]: <#?________> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
You have to catch Madd Dogg, he's gonna JUMP
-This is mostly about moving the truck to match his position, then adjusting
when he jumps and the camera switches. Remember that you can continue to move
after he jumps.
-You should save before you do this, then miss intentionally. Its amusing.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Respect -A warm fuzzy knowing you've helped
your fellow man. This is nullified just a bit if you kill the guy before
stealing his truck.
[]==============================================[]
| 2.84 A Home in the Hills |
+====================================+=========+===========================+
| Madd Dogg, LV: The Strip | [4]: <#?**______> |
[]====================================+=====================================[]
Madd Dogg wants his house back. Why are we parachuting in again? We could
drive, I've got like a thousand cars and tons of cash... never mind. You get to
kill a lot of guys and chase some drug dealer in a car.
-You don't have to land on the roof.. but it helps.
-S&L good buddy
-There are bangers in every...single...room.
You might be able to take out the tires on Big Pappa's car before going in. I
don't know. It would mirror the effect of Jizzy's last stand.
[]============================[ R E W A R D S ]=============================[]
+Madd Dogg's house UL LS missions
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