Rayman Raving Rabbids

"This game is so messed up . . . I love it!!"

Oh my lord, what is wrong with this game?

Okay, so Rayman is out having a picnic and he gets captured by these bunnies. He is then thrown in jail. He has to complete challenges that involve the bunnies, usually in a violent way.

Some of the challenges are really stupid and hard, and others are downright dumb and REALLY FUN. And almost all of them involve plungers. Yes, PLUNGERS. Okay, one challenge is to see how big of a knot you can give a bunny with a hammer. I did this at a friend's birthday party. The first few guys got it to about eighty, then I came in and got it to 176. Poor bunny. . . but who gives a crap, I WIN!!! YAY!!! Just kidding.

There is another challenge that involves a bunny with a plunger over his eyes, lots of traps, and a bell. Guess what you do? You use the bell to lead the poor blind bunny over the traps, which are things along the lines of fire, cacti, and electric charges.

My favorite of the challenges is like a Time Crisis type thing. You have a gun that shoots plungers. Yeah, really. Okay, so you move around the area and climb on top of trains and things like that. Actually, you don't really move, the game moves for you. And then of course, there are the bunnies. The come at you and throw plungers. Some of them have on night-vision goggles. There are lot's of these levels. And one las challenge that I will mention involves bunnies, grunting, the beach, and toilets. So the bunnies are taking a dump and you can hear them go "UGHHHNN!!!" while they are in the toilet stall. You have to smack the doors closed while they are trying to get out.

The graphics of the game are very decent. They are quite vibrant and have many beautiful colors. There are a few unlockable things like outfits, hairstyles and the like.

Do you now understand why I said this game was messed up? It's like Grand Theft Auto: Bunnies, I swear!! But the shear brilliance of being able to beat the crap out of bunnies is simply fabulous. Any young 'un that plays this game will most likely grow up to be an assassin. Not really, but this game really may need to be teen!!

Reviewer's Score: 9/10, Originally Posted: 03/12/07