Theme Park Roller Coaster

"This may be the worst game I ever played!"

Theme park Roller Coaster is basically just a game where you build a theme park and try to keep it in buisiness and hire employees. To me, this game is suitable for no ages. It's too complicated for little kids and teenagers and adults would find it stupid. Also that dumb guy telling you to do stuff is so annoying because even after you do it, he tells you to do it again! This game doesn't have the 2 big things I look for (game play, replay ability). It also lacks just about every other stat. This game is 100 times worse than Sim City and an infinite amount of times worse than the sims.
Graphics: 5
Well really, the graphics are the only OK part of this game. Nothing big really, just the rides, stands and people. It basically has graphics I could find on a Play station. So my question is, why didn't they make this horrible game on Play station?
Game play: 0
After 10 minutes trying to make a park, I wanted to break the game. That stupid guy always going ''do this! Do that!'' stuff was murdering me! Even when I did what he said he says it again! Also I find absolutely no point in this game because your not really doing anything important. Also the rides just plain suck. They aren't creative at all because all of the ones I saw had to do with god damn monkeys. It was stupid!
Story: 0
There is no story despite their feeble attempts to make one, I still saw no purpose. All that I heard was get these dumb tickets to buy more stupid parks! Why would I want it if I think the parks suck? There isn't a motivation. Like they should make a game where you bomb all the theme parks in the world, especially these ones!
Sound/audio: 1
There is nothing cool about the effects. Just the people screaming for their lives on the rides and the rides going. I would give the sound a 5 but I count that dumb guys voice as audio and that definitely down graded it.
Replay ability: 0
I stopped playing after 20 minutes! Why would I want to continue?
buy or rent: Neither! More like bomb the store selling it! If you buy this after reading this review, you must love annoying bossy idiots!
Let's review the stats:
Graphics: 5
Game Play: 0
Sound: 1
Story: 0
Replay: 0
6/50
Finally, I got all that hatred out of me!

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 06/19/03, Updated 06/19/03