The Simpsons Skateboarding

"Worst Game, EVER!!!"

Let me introduce you to The Simpsons Skateboarding, a game that you will absolutely, tastefully HATE. Yeah, H-A-T-E, I said it, it's a strong word but this is a feeble excuse for an actual game, in fact it's not a game, it's a...errr...

Let's get to the review, shall we?

Gameplay: 2/10 Far from entertaining, just a bunch of button-mashing and struggle to make a lousy trick, ridiculous missions and crap to accomplish just to get the credits rolling, yep, that's right, the CREDITS ROLLING. Do you read me? Are you deaf or somthing?! *shakes phone* Good, I was just making sure...

Graphics: 1/10 Bland, detailless, flat, boxy, you name it, the graphics are just a jumbled, smoking, stinky pile of crap, it has nothing but flaws and, tell me exactly, why does it look like someone slit Homer's throat?

Sound: 3/10 A bunch of voiceovers and music from the show, what else? It's a Simpson's game, right?

Control: 1/10 Just a bunch of button mashing and, that's pretty much it. Most of the characters handle like huge, retarded, drunken cows, you won't have much to do but to admire the beauty of your Ps2 controller, and press it's nice delicate buttons to control your trac... I mean, character than to look at the game's atrocious, ghastly graphics, heck, you'll want to throw your TV out the window without even knowing your console's hooked and stare at the controller as a relief from the controls...

Fun: -2/10 Fun?! What fun?! Oh, you're talking about TSSB huh? Yeah well I have just a few things to say, stay AWAY from this game, yeah, that's right, step AWAY from the shelf and put your money in your pocket, this game is the opposite of fun, it's nuf, absolutely nuf... it's a poor man's Tony Hawk SB, in fact, it's a really, really, really, REALLY poor man's Tony Hawk's SB. It's as fun as poking a blunt, splintery stick at my balls, in the words of Comic Book Guy: ''Werst Gayme Ever!''

Value: 0/10 If you want to give this game to somebody, you must be really evil. If your friend gives it to you as a joke, just give him the money and the game back, then kick him in the balls, really hard, because it's really no fun to play this game, absolutely NO fun at all. At least if it's your girlfriend, break up with her and kick her in the, well, ass, there... No further advice, Oh, and did I mention that this game really sucks?

You may return to your seats now. And by the way, the game is not a game, it's an evil, rabid wolf ready to eat you alive, if you play this game, you'll seriously be scarred for life, like me *sucks thumb* Now leave me alone!! You bastard!! *shoots guy*

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 12/16/03