"Grand Human Destruction!"

Introduction: Have you ever looked into the sky and wondered if there was another life form out there….well guess what there is and its in your game and they came here to DESTROY ALL HUMANS!

Graphics: 8.5/10

I liked the graphics on here there good except for some cars they seem blocked. The weapons are good too.

Sound: 8/10

Crypto's boss “pox” says some interesting stuff but most of the time he just says random stuff. Throwing people into trees have good sounds and so does the gun when you shock them.

Controls: 10/10

The controls are really easy to use and easy to learn because there are only two things you can do with every button.

Game play: 9/10

This game is really fun and very addictive. Flying around in your saucer shooting stuff, picking them up and hitting them into it. I played the game two ways stealth, and total destruction and I thought both ways was fun but I really like to stealth around, transform into some one and then transform into some one else. There are also upgrades that I will discuss in the weapons review. There are mini games that can get you extra Brain Stems. And you don't get to jump in stealth mode which was very frustrating to me because every time I need to jump over something I would have to change back into an alien which would get me caught.

Story: 9/10

There are two different stories at one time, the first one that you are a clone that is running out of cloning items(DNA) so you have to go to earth which is the only place that has this kind of DNA in them, the second story is that you lost yourself (as I said you are a clone so one of you flew to earth to pick up some DNA but got shot down) so you come to earth to find out what happen to you.
after the story the only reason to stay in that saved game is to run around and torture people.

Weapons: 7/10

First of all what I would like to say that is they need more guns on this game cause you only get 4 not including the Psychic ability and three in the saucer not including the abductor beam. And there are 3 upgrades for all ground weapons and 2 for every saucer weapon. I guess I will have to discuss the psychic ability first of all the main reason to use this to read some minds and the second reason is to lift some people, trucks, rocks and thing you can think of to pick up and the third reason was to transform into other people to pretend to be a human so you can go undercover in the small cities and pretend to be a special person to influence or disfluence others. And finally the last reason for this is to make people go to sleep or have every one distracted with one person so you can sneak past a group of people I mean you can just walk right in front of them and they wouldn't no you was there.

Replay value: 4.5/10

There is exactly no reason to play the game again except if you want to have fun cause you don't get to keep the dna you got and you don't get to have anything extra for beating the game except for the videos.

Overall: 9/10

This is a fun game that you will probably be playing all the time mostly.

Rent it or buy it?
Rent it because it might not be that fun to after you beat it the second time, I would usually have reason to buy it too but not for this game.

Pros: Funny thoughts
Fairly good graphics
Good Cut-Scenes
YOU GET AN ANAL PROBE GUN!!
Free roam experience

Cons: gets boring really quickly
The game is too short
Music is kind of boring

Reviewer's Score: 9/10, Originally Posted: 09/26/05