50 Cent: Bulletproof

"50 Cent: Fun-Proof"

Okay, making Dr. Dre a real doctor, making Eminem a cop, I can take that. Make G-Unit an actual little clique thing and having them protect 50 Cent. Okay, that's where...yeah, that's where I drawn the line and make it bold.

You know, just by the title you should realize that the game's not going to be fun. Close-range gun fights are a nightmare, and the one-shot-kill head-shots get really boring. Okay, a small 9mm can blow off someone's head at a great distance..NO IT CAN'T! Well, it is a videogame, so I'm not going to burn it out for not being realistic. I do have a question though. Why does 50 Cent wear bulletproof armor around everywhere? I could understand it when the game started to progress, but just right at the beginning, it didn't make sense. It was like he knew what was coming. The game is actually pretty difficult at times. That's only because of how difficult it is to control your gunfire at close-range. The controls are pretty simple, since there isn't really much controls you need to memorize or care about.

50 Cent and his G-Unit get a call from one of their friends for help. They get there and they find a military unit...in the projects. Well, 50 gets shot, and after he recovers from his injuries, he swears revenge.

The game's sound gets a little old. Your partners say the same things over and over. The graphics are dorky. The characters are way too bulky and look stupid. Especially the bigger guys. Their shoulders are way too big for the rest of their bodies.

I would never ever replay this game. This game has got to be one of the dumbest games ever. I am not kidding.

The game isn't even worth renting. The storyline is stupid, the whole concept of the game is stupid. It makes me go into a sudden shock whenever I think about it. Please, if you see a copy of this game, to me a favor, and stare at shock at the stupidity.
Thanks.

Reviewer's Score: 6/10, Originally Posted: 02/16/06