Army Men: World War - Land, Sea, Air

"When will they learn?"

PROS:
If you like this game then there are about ten thousand more for you to go out and buy, and don't be worried, they are not a hot commodity.

CONS:
Horrible graphics Replay value is at an all time low An unoriginal idea, especially after the seventy third different Army Men game.

Graphics: 1/10
These are the kind of graphic that you see on a Playstation game and it makes you want to cry. It looks like there are two semi-distinguishable colors of green baby poo on a screen with horribly fake looking bullets and missiles flying at each other in a sad attempt to look like a war game.

Audio: 1/10
Remember back in high school how badly the school news that was done inside the schools library sounded like? Well if you think about it, that sounds like a digitally mastered version of this game. The gunshots don't even remind me of a gun, it sounds like a two year olds impersonation of Fran Dresher put into a video game.

Controls: 4/10
I will have to give it to them it they were going for sloppy controls and unbelievably bad maneuvering with vehicles, then they succeeded! I will pat them on the back for that one. But sadly, a combination of these elements turn our to make the controllability of a video game horrible.

Gameplay: 3/10
It seems as though I have played this game before. Ah yes the other hundred games out there seem familiar. The concept was good at first, but now it seems like it is going down the drain faster then the remnants of a burrito that Marlin Brando ate three weeks ago. Which is kind of ironic because both the gameplay and the Marlin Brando eaten burrito are both, well you know what the next word will be.

Replayability: 1/10
If I wanted to play this game over I would either have to be insane or too lazy to go out and get one of the other Army Men games. I have been called insane and lazy, but I just think that I never want to play this game or any other game like it for the rest of my life.

Cheats: 0/10
An all new record low!!!! You know some game companies try to save there games by putting in cool cheats, but instead some just leave the game as a waste of a CD. The cheats in this game are pretty much pointless.

Overall: 2/10
This game is not worth the time the money or the effort to get, so unless some body give you a huge bag of cash, can turn back time and does all the playing for you, do not get this game!! I think I am going to put this right next to my Puff Daddy CD.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 04/11/01, Updated 04/11/01