Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol

"As boring as boring can get..."

Oh boy, please sake us from reading this review on this horrible game. This game was probably the lamest game I ever played! Without further wait...lets get to this review for a lousy game...

Story 5/10
Yeah yeah, just like you notice in most games with the United States Military. Your mission is to move in secretly, with your partner, taking down terrorists, blow up some radio stations and go to a helicopter. How original. Nothing in the story is interesting...it's just too dang plain! Not to mention you don't know basicly anything about your teammates, except some of their skills in weapons. So you can't connect with anything.

Game Play 2/10
Ugh.... This is where the game goes PLOP . I'd rather take a trip to my grandma's house with no cable TV then keep playing this game. Another plain game play. Your never actually in Stealth, the terrorist usually find you in a second, and shoot down your partner and get you killed. Half of the time you can't see the terrorist at all, and you just end up getting killed. You expect this game to play out good, because you can lead your partner around, but he usually just gets shot down in a ambush. Nothing is explained to you well enough. Do some lousy objectives that usually only take 5 minutes tops, if you just run though the level.

Graphics 5/10
Eh.... So-So graphics. Nothing is really detailed at all. Looks like just a bunch of polygons stuck together. The PSX is capable of so much more than that. Horrible environment. You can barely interact at all! Maybe you can blow up some lousy thingies that has a pole in it. Trees are bad looking...That’s usually it. Trees and some stupid pole thingies.

Replay Value 1/10
Are you kidding? Why would you even want to play this game a second time? You probably would even end up finishing this game it's so boring. You'll probably put the controller down after the second or third mission. Because they are all dreadfully alike.

Rent or Buy
Neither! Don't touch this game with a 50-foot pole -- no, 100 foot pole. There are so much better games out there for your $19.99. I usually don't write bad reviews for games, but this is a major change. Oh well, my opinion on this game is like most others on this review section. Bad! So don't buy this! Or Rent it (not like anyone carries it probably).

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 07/11/02, Updated 07/11/02