Iron Man / X-O Manowar in Heavy Metal

"You'll have better use for this game as a frisbee."

Iron Man/X-O Manowar in Heavy Metal... If you've ever played the game E.T. for the Atari (and haven't jumped off a cliff yet) then you'll know how bad a ''game'' can actually be. The entire plot is basically squat-fly, shoot, pretend to know kung fu and fight immasculated she-males. Only read this review if your really bored or actually concerned with the ''public'' opinion of this game. I'll just say it right now I THINK it sucks. If you don't believe me then I spit at you, and pity your family.

Graphics 4/10 - DK Country eat your heart out... Probably the most impressive part of the game. I have flashbacks of Clay Fighter for SNES when I look at this. You couldn't possibly run this game smoothly on a normal PS, meaning that you'd have to play it on a PS2, but that's the biggest waste of power concievable.

Sound 1/10 - Ha ha ha ha... Actuatlly, it's more like: ''Aaaugh MAKE IT STOOP!! AIEGH...'' And your head explodes.

Gameplay -3/10 - If you have nothing left to live for, your choices are: a.) Kill yourself, Make love to a fat hairy midget named Fred, or c.) Play Iron Man/X-O Manowar. The AI is kinda' funny though, they sometimes just kill themselves and either blow up on the ground or melt into it.

Controls 6/10 - Fairly unnecessary in some cases. You have infinate lazers, however you have the option to punch and kick, no learning curve. Like I said before, your options are squat-fly, shoot lazers, beat with stick. You also have the ability to throw people kindof.

Replayability 1/10 - You'd probably be spending more time just writing down the password than actually PLAYING the game. And if you do have the game, and a friend as braindead as you are then, what can I say; hours of fun. Otherwise, see Gameplay for better uses of your time.

Overall -61472.6/10 - It's just bad. I auh.. don't think I can emphasize this enough. This game... I'll just come out and say IT SUCKS. And this just isn't an opinion. It's a game that would make you want so badly to work for this company and smack them all in the heads because only knowing that it's bad makes you smarter.

Rent or Buy? - Assassinate the creators of Iron Man/X-O Manowar

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 07/22/02, Updated 07/22/02