Pink Goes to Hollywood

"Brilliant....utter brilliance!"

Firstly, I'd like you to disregard any other reviews you read about this game. I couldn't stop playing this from the moment I picked it up. For 3 hours, I was a zombie. I drank many Doctor Pepper things, and so I was wired. I needed an output. WHile not Xenogears, this game promotes self esteem, stops bullying in small children and help parents internationally cope with their financial problems. This game was great. But now for the review.

Story 6

This is but one of the great features. Get this: You are the big P himself! I was laughing as I watched his crazy antics. Basically, you have to get to the end and win against that guy. Great, yes? Now, while it may look bad, it's not. Go to Hollywood, as Pink Panther? GREAT! I almost wished I could go along with him. It would be a blast! We'd go visit Planet hollywood restaurants everywhere, and be famous!

Music 7

Ahh, the theme....great... duh duh duuuuuh, duuuuuuuhhh... Remixes abound in this great platformer. I particularly like the final theme, on the last level. One great remix found on the soundtrack, is track number 4. This promotes a feeling of superiority, and allows the listener to focus his/her mind on the task at hand. I like to play it without the game going, it raises my self-esteem level significantly.

Graphics 4

While not the SNES's best, they are still good. The big P is made out to look much like he should. It reminded me of a Mario game, which one doesn't matter. but Pink sure stood out as a crowd dispenser, he could use his jumping power to stop all crime in a 500 mile radius. Pink may not be my all time favorite hero, but he sure beats the pants off Lara Croft. That's why I like him.

Overall

OK, so maybe you don't like the look of it...but I guarantee, this is a fine gamer's treasure, and should be played in one sitting, late at night, while full of a beverage. Such as Doctor Pepper. my personal problems melted away, leaving me feeling happy, for the first time in a long while. The next day, girls were flocking to me, just to get a look at the guy who beat the game in 3 hours. i got lucky 7 times that day. I promise you, you will find the game enlightening, and it allows you to examine your way of life, and possibly change to become a better man/woman/child. Enjoy!

Reviewer's Score: 5/10, Originally Posted: 09/25/01, Updated 09/25/01