Revolution X

"bad Music becomes a weapon"

Music is your weapon, terrible music.

Storyline 1/10
Some biker babe wants to take over the world and ban all crappy music including AeroSmith so her endless armies of cod piece zulu warriors plan to kidnap AeroSmith playing at some underground club, while you the shameless fanboy goes to save them. I myself would of just sided with her and we'd both be happy.

Graphics 1/10
OUCH, maybe no one realizes how ugly motion captured graphics are back in those days, or how stupid it looks of what seems to be having pink ninjas coming at you, LaFroge (from star trek), green skulls, more ninjas, yellow swat teams, and even more ninjas coming after you?

Game Play 1/10
Ok, this game is impossible without cheating. You walk into rooms with people shooting at you, your life no matter how fast you shoot will be slowly drained down in a matter of 5 minutes tops. You are left with just holding down the fire button with no real strategy other than aiming endlessly at the guards popping out all over the place, as they keep coming and coming and coming (I once spent 15 minutes in part of a stage doing this). Sometimes you will get aerosmith cds that are so terrible it damages your enemy even more than a machine gun ever would, and sometimes you can get flaming aerosmith laserdiscs with all their crappy videos making your enemies explode.

Control 1/10
The controls may be simple enough at first but as you constantly hold that fire button down your thumbs begin to hurt and your hands start to hurt. Instead of making the game fun making your fingers mashing different buttons, you are just left with holding that one button and occassionally hitting the cd button.

Music 1/10
Maybe it's my personal or taste, or does BEAT THE RAGE DUH DUH DUH DUH BEAT THE RAGE DUH DUH DUH and DUH DUH DUH DUH D00D LOOKS LIKE A LADY DUH DUH DUH DUH being looped over and over as well as instrumental aerosmith through out stages gets annoying and unsatisfying.

Overall 1/10
Probably the most dissappointing part of the game is when you actually do in some way in hell get all the band members then at the end...
*Spoiler*

It shows a picture of you hanging backstage with them drinking a beer and it's like screw your mom, whatever

*End Spoiler*

Unless someone that is still alive likes Aerosmith they could find this complete package entertaining, but I would suggest the PC version being it has mouse support, but in other words anyone in the human race stay away!!!!

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 05/19/03, Updated 05/19/03