The Guy Game

"This game is SO shameless that I actually enjoyed it!"

Hey there party people!

I'll get straight to the point: this game is shameless, crude, vulgar, profane, and FUN TO PLAY!
The biggest gimmick here is that the developers incorporated big boobies (and some flat ones) towards an average trivia game.

GAMEPLAY:

The TRIVIA part of this game requires SOME brainpower to get right. I knew most of the answers but some questions were just WAAAY to over the top to even guess correctly. I mean, seriously, who the hell knew that the Nobel Peace Prize had three naked men on the medal? Or that Switzerland sold the most expensive Big Macs? Or the name of the company that manufactures XBOX...wait a minute!!!

The BALLZ games are basically just time wasters. Unless the player is REALLY hurting for some points, then its okay to just skip this mini-game (s) and continue on with the trivia portion. Remember, the mission of this game is to unlock the censor bars with your impressive...knowledge.

GRAPHICS:

There's very little graphics in this game, so I'll just talk about the FMV's. Some of the FMV's are compressed and very annoying to look at but not all the time. The good thing here is that players are allowed to "freeze frame" the action. Besides that, try focusing on the hotties instead of the graphics!

SOUND:

There's very little music in this game and it's not like thats a bad thing. Once you start the game, all you'll be interested in is unlocking the FLASH-O-METER. But whatever music that does play is pretty decent - some rock and a little techno never hurt anybody.
But the game FMV's are always easy to hear and in stereo. All you gotta watch out for is a bevy of f-words, mf-words, and a bunch of other profanity I won't mention here.

PRESENTATION:

The game offers up 8 cheerleaders for the player to choose from (4 which need to be unlocked) and you won't be disappointed in the variety (LORI!).
The game offers extra TRIVIA once the episodes are unlocked but you really won't be using them because the girls will be asked the previous trivia question anyway.

When players beat more episodes, more content is unlocked and each piece of unlocked content is worth checking out. (Try watching the "Night At Padre" video and tell me you didn't enjoy that!)

THE FINALE?

To sum it up, this game is 30% trivia and 70% flesh. And for all those wondering what kind nudity is in this game, it's all mostly boob flashes, some moments of prolonged toplessness, and some butt flashes. THAT'S IT! You WON'T see anything gratuitous or perverse that would cause a frenzy. But is this game worth the full price? It depends on whether you know trivia. Because if trivia isn't your thing, then you'll definitely hate this game.

Otherwise, buy this game and unlock everything. You won't be disappointed.

8/10

Reviewer's Score: 8/10, Originally Posted: 09/09/04