The Guy Game

"A silly, ridiculous game!"

The Guy Game certainly appeals to the adult audience. It is definitely not for kids or someone expecting a good trivia game. The overall game is rather disappointing and it is rather “silly.”

The main idea behind this game is to reward the player (or players) with less and less of a censor bar around the woman's “chest area.” You will quickly see a “gauge” after every round that will go up and up as you get more and more questions right. The first “type” of censor bar is a big “Guy Game” bar around the “chest area.” After a while of running the gauge, you will get to see a blurred “chest area.” Another short run of the gauge will land you to see the uncensored “chest area.” A bonus of this is that the camera actually zooms in at multiple angles and you can “pause” it. This sounds perverted but it's really not as you only see like 1-3 seconds of “chest area” and having a pause button will probably allow you to “see” the area.

Sadly, the way you run up the “censor” gauge is not by answering questions right. Instead, the game is divided into two sections. The first section you get asked questions, and then you have to determine if the girl (or girls) will get the answer right or not. If you guessed right, regardless of whether or not you got the actual question right, the meter will go up depending on how much money you have. The second section is like the first, instead you have to guess what wrong answer the girl (or girls) will give. This is sad because all one has to do is remember the correct sequence of “answers” by trial and error.

The major disappointment of this game is the actual questions. They ask some really, really dumb questions, like “How many letters are there in the English alphabet?” Surprisingly, I got asked this questions (and I got it right of course!) and the girl that this question was asked got it wrong! I couldn't believe it and thought these girls are really, really dumb like the questions! Also, sometimes the audience members inside the game actually shout out the right answer to the girl (or girls). This is kind of a surprise to me and it adds a new element as you can't just say to yourself “oh this girl is extremely stupid and she will get this wrong.” Instead, you have to add to that sentence with, “or the members of the audience can give the right answer.”

The last thing I will go over before the conclusion is the actual girls you will see. During each suit of game you will get 3 sets of girls. These 3 girls can be individuals or 2 girls who paired up. Most of the girls in this game are rather ugly. I have no offense to “fat people” but one of the girls in the final set of girls is rather large and rather disappointing as I was expecting the girls to get better and better, not worst and worst. The only thing I liked about the girls in this game is the cheerleaders you get. Now they don't actually do anything important other than stripping before your eyes. Sadly, they get more and more naked based on your guesses with the girl's wrong or right answer rather than if you answered the questions correctly. The girls who are the cheerleader are really, really hot and you get a really cool “strip” video at the end of the suit you finished and it is rather good.

Overall, this game was disappointing. Some of the best things in this game are the bonus features you get, like unlocked video, photos and cheerleaders. But that didn't help with this game as it is so disappointing and ridiculous that it isn't even funny. I must say that unless you have like 4 other buddies you can play this with, you better stay away. There is no really good questions and even the “bonus” questions that you can get after you complete a set is rather disappointing and still way too easy to get right. Overall, I give this game a 6/10 (or D- in grading terms). Nothing is good in this game and it would provide only a few laughs in parties and it would make you look like a serious pervert if you were found playing this game alone…

Reviewer's Score: 6/10, Originally Posted: 03/16/05