Destroy All Humans!

"I finally lived my lifelong dream of destroying the 50's!"

Introduction
Destroy all Humans is a game that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. If you've ever seen the movie "Mars Attacks" this game is very similar in many ways. The Humans, Crypto, and even the cows are all very comical in this jewel of a game.

Story Line
In this game you play Cryptospytorium137, a Furon Empire Warrior. Your brother, Crypto136 travled to Earth to find the DNA of Humans which, Furon scientists believe will stablize the cloning that has become more and more unpredictable with each new clone. Crypto136 died in a crash near Roswell. Your job as Crypto137 is to pick up where Crypto136 left off: FIND THOSE BRAIN STEMS!

Game Play
There are two ways you can play the game; 1. You can complete your missions and do the bare minimum to progress through the game. OR 2. You can vaporize every Human that comes within 10 yards of you. The game itself is pretty easy, do what Pox (your boss) tells you to do unlock new weapons and other treats. But the real fun is leveling buildings and banging people against the wall using your mental powers. (Or instantly killing them with one of the guns you cary around)

Graphics and Sound
The graphics are above average. Not absolutly spectacular but great nonetheless. However I don't think that any game should have brains that look this real. It looks like they took the same 5 people and duplicated them each 100 times. (Not sure thats a bad thing come to think of it) The sound is spectacular, exactly what you would expect from a game like this.

Replayability
I wouldn't say this about many games but this a game that you can play it over and over and over and never get bored. Go back to levels and once again reek havok. Use any weapon you like in any way you like.

Overall
I wouldn't buy the game before renting it simply because it has many things that people might find it offenseive or groteque. But if you like destroying stuff and dropping tanks on people, this game is for you!

Reviewer's Score: 9/10, Originally Posted: 03/27/06