Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

"AMAZING boobies"

Okay, it must be said. The boobies in this game are utterly amazing. They are so magnificant in fact they defy the laws of gravity and physics in such a way, that they put the "Xtreme" in DOA Xtreme. At one point, my husband and I tried to see if we could get my boobies to move in 2 opposite directions at the same time, 5 minutes after I stopped moving, AND in slow motion. Impossible.

The girls of DOA Xtreme are incredible in more ways than one. In fact in 2 ways. Very big ways....that are attached to their chest. Oh and the game is mildy entertaining too. The graphics are amazing. The water looks so real and refreshing you can almost feel it.

Volleyball is by far the most entertaining game. The jetski is fun and the water slide is a pretty incredible set up. Serving in volleyball takes some time to master, but the girls will impress you with some pretty amazing spiking skills.

When gambling, poker and Roulette are the 2 ways to make the most money. Roulette takes a little long as you wait for the dealer to actually drop the ball. Forget the slots, they are a waste of time although the sounds effects are silly. Black jack is ok too. You need to win a lot of money because the swim suits are expensive and so are the gifts you have to buy to win friends. Yes, your friends need to be bought on Zach island and you can only have one friend at a time.

Funny glitches can be almost as entertaining as articial intelligent boobies. At one point I gave a gift to a girl. She was on her knee. She thanked me and crawled out the door. Later I saw her and she was still crawling around the island. Poor gimpy girl. She never did get off her knees!

The sound track is very annoying. So annoying, that you have to stop playing and take breaks. You can choose what songs you want to hear and what songs you don't. But there is only a short list to choose from and after an hour, the songs have rotated 2 or 3 times already. They should allow you to download your own music.

The response the girls are programmed to make could also be improved upon. The responses repeat as often as the annoying songs.

You find yourself wanting to win the challenges, not for the score, but to see your character jump up in down in celebration. What will those amazing boobies do next? You have to play to find out...

Reviewer's Score: 7/10, Originally Posted: 11/26/07

Game Release: Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (US, 11/13/06)