Elite Beat Agents – Hard ROCK guide.
Version 1.0
By: Jean-Christophe Goyette a.k.a Rollerbob
Copyright 2007 Jean-Christophe Goyette
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Table of Contents

0. Before you go
	0.1 Legal information
	0.2 Special thanks

1. Getting started
	1.1 Elite Beat who?
	1.2 Hard what?
	1.3 Meet the divas
	1.4 How does it work?

2. Agents are… GO!
	2.1 Episode 1
	2.2 Episode 2
	2.3 Episode 3
	2.4 Episode 4
	2.5 Episode 5
	2.6 Episode 6
	2.7 Episode 7
	2.8 Episode 8
	2.9 Episode 9
	2.10 Episode 10
	2.11 Episode 11
	2.12 Episode 12
	2.13 Episode 13
	2.14 Episode 14
	2.15 Episode 15
	2.16 Episode 16
	2.17 Bonus Episode 1
	2.18 Bonus Episode 2
	2.19 Bonus Episode 3
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0. Before you go
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0.1 Legal information
--
This guide is, at the time of writing, only to be posted on GameFAQs.
This guide may not be reproduced under any circumstances except
for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or
otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission.
Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public
display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright.

Finally, all trademarks and copyrights contained in this document
are owned by their respective trademark and copyright holders.

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0.2 Special thanks
--
I would like to thank Andrea Robinson for providing the lyrics via her
Lyrics FAQ, which is the core element of this FAQ. I would like also
to thank Nintendo and iNiS for bringing us such a great game. We
can’t wait for the next one!

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1. Getting started
===
--
1.1 Elite Beat who?
--
Elite Beat Agents is a rhythm game developed by iNiS for the
Nintendo DS. It is the american version of "Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan",
a Japanese rhythm game released in 2005. The game was released
on November 6, 2006 in North America, May 3, 2007 in Australia and
in Europe on July 13th, 2007. Elite Beat Agents was released under
Nintendo's Touch! Generations label in North America, which markets
games to audiences outside of the traditional gaming community.

The game is simple: as you listen to music, you must hit pallet-shaped
beats with your stylus, just like you would for dance arrows on a
Konami’s DDR dance pad. You are acting as a dance choreographer.

The story is simple: you’re part of a secret federal organization called
the Elite Beat Agents. Your mission is to cheer people up when they’re
down using music and dance. You’re given a briefing before each
mission in a form of comic strip where you get to know what’s going on.
When someone calls for help, in a rather hilarious way, Commander
Kahn dispatches a trio of agents on the spot to save the day. 

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1.2 Hard what?
--
Hard ROCK is the last difficulty level you unlock in the game. To do so,
you must beat Sweatin’ mode, but to get Sweatin’ mode, you must beat
Cruisin’ mode. In other words, to get Hard ROCK, you must complete
Cruisin’ and Sweatin’ modes. In this game, the difficulty is coded as
follow: “Breezin’” (easy), “Cruisin’” (normal), “Sweatin’” (hard) and
“Hard ROCK” (very hard). So if you were wandering what’s the use of
this FAQ, well it’s to guide you to the hardest difficulty level of the game.

Aside from the change of agents, Hard ROCK is similar to Sweatin’ mode
in terms of beat patterns. However, the whole patterns have been flipped
(up to down), mirrored (left to right) and delayed (the beats appears only
a second before you must hit instead of 2 seconds). I hope that clears
things up. 

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1.3 Meet the divas
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For this difficulty level, you’ll be playing as the divas, a trio of rancher
-like cheerleaders. Taking the lead at the center is agent Starr, a
blonde lady with a daring attitude, to her left is agent Foxx, a silver
-haired girl who’s using a laptop, and to her right is agent Missy, a
brunette girl with pigtails wearing large glasses. They say they’re the
best agents the organisation have, and they are usually dispatched
when the job is too hard for the boys. Now that you 4 have met, let’s
go to the basis. One more thing, these girls won’t embarrass
themselves by doing some wacky dance moves during the chorus
of a tune.

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1.4 How does it work?
--
While you should already know how the game works if you’re this far, let
me recap the basic elements.

- Beats
When the tune starts, you’ll see round-shaped beats with numbers on
them. You must hit the beats in the correct order. However, you must hit them
at the right timing. This timing is shown by a shrinking loop around the beat;
when the loop gets the exact same size as the beat, hit it with your stylus.
If you hit the beats at the right timing, you’ll get a 300, if you are very
slightly off, you’ll get a 100, if you are off-beat, you’ll get a 50, and if you
miss the beat, you get an X. Beats mostly follow the lyrics of the tunes,
but sometimes it will follow the instruments

As for the numbers, if you get all 300 beats in a sequence, you’ll get an
Elite Beat 300; if you get a single 100 beat, you’ll get a Beat 300; if you get
a 50 or a miss, you’ll get a Beat 100.

In this FAQ, beats are written as numbers, like 1, 2 and 3.

- Stacked beats
When you see multiple loops around a single beat, you must hit the beat
that many times, as other beats are hidden underneath.

In this FAQ, stacked beats are written like this: (1/2), numbers separated
by a slash inside parentheses.

- Phrase markers
When a beat gets stretched with a long line, you must not only hit the beat,
but you must drag your stylus along the line. A ball will follow the lines and
you must keep the stylus on the ball. If you see curving arrows at the end
of a phrase marker, the ball will bounce back and you must still keep your
stylus on it no matter what.

In this FAQ, phrases markers are written like this: (1----------), and
bouncing markers like this: (1-----------)(-------------)

- Spinners
When you see a large wheel and the word SPIN, you must put your touch
screen to the test and spin the wheel with your stylus. You must fill the
meters on the side to the max before the shrinking loop reaches the center.
If you fill the meters before so, you’ll get bonus points. While spinners are
usually present at the end of a tune, you see a few of them during some
tunes.

In this FAQ, spinners are written like this: (SPIN-----------)

- Elite-o-meter
That’s the ever-dropping gauge on the top of your touch screen. The more
you hit beats at the right timing, the more it fills. If you’re off beat, the
gauge will drop. If you hit the red zone, the girls will stop dancing and
kneel down a bit to catch their breath. If the gauge is still dropping,
you’ll get a close-up at Starr’s face, meaning “Better get back on track
or you’re toast.”

- Combo meter
The more you hit the beats, the more your combo meter increases and the
more you get points. Should you miss a beat, like getting an X, missing a
phrase or spinner, the girls will fall down and the combo meter will reset to
zero. Getting a perfect combo is a key element to an S rank.

- Sections
The game doesn’t let you play the entire tunes; each is cut into sections
where you get see if your mission is going well or not. When the touch
screen fades out, you’ll see a comic page on the upper screen with the
events. If you have kept the Elite-o-meter in the green, you’ll get a good
cutscene and an O, but if you ended the section in the red zone, you’ll 
get a bad cutscene and an X.

In this FAQ, sections are written like this: >>lyric parts that play between
sections<<, *** to split the section. In between sections, the tune will
keep running, if you see lyrics between sections, it indicates that you
don’t play them.

Now that you’re set, let’s go!


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2. Agents are… GO!
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Here’s the main part of the FAQ. You can check out all 19 songs in here
with the beats underneath. As you might have guessed, this isn’t a 100%
accurate guide, as some tunes go insanely fast that it’s hard to pinpoint
the beats, but what I have should help you out. As I said before, most
beats follow the lyrics, so I’ve place the numbers under the word to hint
you when you must hit the beat. If the beats don’t seem to follow the
lyrics, that because the beats itself follow the instruments instead, but
by keeping up with the lyrics, you can see where the song is going and what
kind of pattern to expect.

When you’re ready, hit the OK button after select Hard ROCK, and watch
a cutscene showing the girls in front of a car while a massive garage
door opens. You’ll see a spot with the word HELP on it. Hit it and hit the
OK button to proceed.

***
2.1 Episode 1: Trio of Mayhem! Love and Boyfriends!!
Song: “Walkie Talkie Man” by Stereogram
Difficulty: 1 star

Target: Jane
Age: 17
Sex: Female
Misc. Info: She loves to eat cookies.
Situation:
Jane is a baby-sitter on her day off. She has invited her friend Don for the
day, and she wants to ask him to be her boyfriend. But as she’s about the
make the grand demand, the doorbell rings. When Jane opens the door,
there is a mom with 3 children: a boy, a girl and a baby, who explains that
Jane will babysit them today. Not very enthusiastic about the idea, Jane tries
to explain herself to the mom, but the kids get inside house and the mom drives
away. She then hears a breaking sound and to her bad surprise sees Don
getting ticked off by the kids. Don gets angry and either the kids go…
or he’ll go. Out of desperation, Jane calls for help, and the agents arrive in
the car.
***
First section: Jane must get the baby to sleep
***
Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
             1             2
And a-movin' and a-groovin'
      3            4
And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'
      5             6
And a-pickin' and a-boppin'
      7             8
Those bods are being bad,
      1        2     3
You better take a stand,
        4        5          6
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.
    7     8            9        10   11
You're looking all around,
       1           2
There's trouble to be found,
        3             4 
Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.
     5          6                7             8
Got a code three - need back up - 
(1-------------------------------
Bring me my bright pink fluo-ro ja-cket!
-----------------) 2         3  4  5

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')
1    2   3   4  5     6   7   8
But he's faster than me.  (You're my walkie talkie man)
1   2    3      4    5    (6--------------------------)
Last night at the show we saw him      (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')
1    2     3  4   5    6  7   8
Go-ing out of his tree.
1  2   3      4   5
Go! Go! Go! Go!
6   7   8   9 

***
If you’ve done OK, the baby will need to go potty, but Jane is out of
diapers. In an athletic dash, Don takes the baby in the pot in time,
and the baby gets asleep.
***
Second section: The little girl is hungry.
***
Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
             1             2
And a-freakin' and a-yellin'
      3              4
And a-bossin' and a-speakin'
      5             6
And a-lookin' and a-pointin'
      7             8
Always tell us what to do
               1    2  3
With your high top shoes,
          4    5   6
And you wave your torch
        7         8 
With your black short-shorts.
          9     10    11
Don't let em get a-way;
      1            2
Don't think they can play;
      3              4
Nail 'em to the wall,
      5         6
'Cause you really need to say:
       7                  8
Got a code three - need back up -
(1------------------------------- 
Bring me my bright pink fluo-ro ja-cket!
-----------------) 2         3  4  5

He's fat and he don't run too fast, (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')
1    2   3   4  5     6   7   8
But he's faster than me. (You're my walkie talkie man)
1   2    3      4    5   (6--------------------------)
Last night at the show we saw him (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')
1    2     3  4   5    6  7   8
Go-ing out of his tree.
1  2   3      4   5
Go! Go! Go! Go!
6   7   8   9 

***
If you’ve done OK, the little girl will still be hungry, even after all those
donuts, and Jane tries in vain to offer a hot-dog. In an athletic throw,
Don picks up the hot-dog and throws it right into the girl’s mouth,
which after that eating quietly and happily.
***
Third section: The little boy is skateboarding recklessly in the house
***
Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
             1             2
And a-movin' and a-groovin'
      3            4
And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'
      5             6
And a-pickin' and a-boppin'
      7             8
Those bods are being bad,
     (1-----------------)
You better take a stand,
    2      3      4
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.
    5     6            7        8    9
You're looking all around,
       1           2
There's trouble to be found,
        3             4 
Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.
     5          6                7             8
Got a code three - need back up - 
(1-------------------------------
Bring me my bright pink fluo-ro ja-cket!
-----------------) 2         3  4  5

He's fat and he don't run too fast, (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')
1    2   3   4  5     6   7   8
But he's faster than me. (You're my walkie talkie man)
1   2    3      4    5   (6--------------------------)
Last night at the show we saw him (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')
1    2     3  4   5    6  7   8   (spin------------------------------
Go-ing out of his tree.
----------------------
Go! Go! Go! Go!
----------------------)

***
If you’ve done OK, the boy will grind and jump from a stair, but Don
again uses his football skills to catch the boy in mid-air, which after
that, he calms down.
***
Final section: Jane must put the baby asleep again.
***
(Just the drums!)

He's fat and he don't run too fast,
1    2   3   4  5     6   7   8
But he's fa-ster than me.
1   2    3       4    5
Last night at the show we saw him
1    2     3  4   5    6  7   8
Go-ing out of his tree.
1  2   3      4   5

He's the walkie talkie man!
(6----------------------)

(overlapped with the chorus)
Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
             1             2
And a-movin' and a-groovin'
      3            4
And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'
      5             6
And a-pickin' and a-boppin'
      7       8     9
Those bods are being bad,
      1        2     3
You better take a stand,
    4      5      6
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.
1         2    3       4        5    6
You're looking all around,
(spin--------------------
There's trouble to be found,
----------------------------
Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.
----------------------------------------------------
Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!
--------------------------------------
My walkie-talkie man !
----------------------)

***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, all three kids will be sleeping.
Jane thanks Don for his help and finally ask him to be her steady.
After his surprise, Don gladly accepts, and the kids leave the house
while Jane and Don are holding hands.
***

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You’ve completed your first mission. Enjoy a cutscene showing the
girls driving on the road and 3 new locations will pop up on the map.
Drag your stylus on the Earth and pick one of the three missions.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

***
2.2 Episode 2: Mission: Red Carpet Premiere! Smash Hit or Box
Office Crash!!
Song: “Makes no Difference” by SUM 41
Difficulty: 2 stars

Target: Chris Silverscreen
Age: 36
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Thinking about his speech for the awards ceremony.
Situation:
Chris Silverscreen is currently directing a movie, but everything goes
wrong, such as the wooden background falling on the main actors.
Mr. Fanny, his boss, comes to see and tell him to either make a huge
hit… or Chris gets fired. Out of desperation, Chris calls for help, and
the agents arrive with jetpacks.
***
First section: Chris must direct a wedding scene.
***
You're run-ning fast and mis-sing but
           1    2    3  4    5
cannot help con-vin-cing
1      2    3   4   5
The rea-sons you gave me are all wea-ring thin.
    1   2    3   4    5      1   2   3    4
***
If you’ve done OK, both actors will play there part flawlessly, and
Mr. Fanny will be pleased.

>>
It's not meant to hurt you but let me assure you,
It's not what I said but intentions you've read.
<<
***
Second section: Chris must direct a chase scene.
***
So wh-en       you  hold on-to   the past then you
1  2 (3----)(-----) 1    2 (3-------)1    2   (3-----)
Will break down what lit-tle is left.
    (1-------------) 2   3   4  5
Yeah, there's no-thing more you can't ig-nore,
(1-----------)1  2    (3-------)1     2 (3----
And say it makes no diffe-rence to me.
-------)   1     2  3     4     5  6 
***
If you’ve done OK, the main male actor will make the jump with his
horse and save the main female actor from the car, and Mr. Fanny
will be pleased.

>>
Now that you're older, life's weighing on your shoulders.
You can't seem to keep things so perfectly straight.
<<
***
Third section: Chris must direct an escape scene
***
With most things so ba-sic you might as well face it:
     1    2      3  4  5   6   1     2  3    4    5
You can't help but wor-ry it's all just be-gun
6   1     2    3   4   5  6    1   2    3  4

So wh-en       you hold on-to the past then you
1  2 (3----)(-----)1    2 (3-----)1    2   (3-----)
Will break down what lit-tle is left.
    (1--------------)2   3   4  5
Yeah, there's no-thing more you can't ig-nore,
(1-----------)1  2    (3-------)1     2 (3----
And say it makes no diffe-rence to me.
-------)   1     2  3     4     5  6 
***
If you’ve done OK, both actors will land safe and sound, and Mr.
Fanny will be pleased.
***
Fourth section: Chris must direct a… giant cat attack???
***
(ah - ah) It makes no diffe-rence to me...
(1--)(--) 1  2     3  4     5     6  7
(ah - ah) It makes no diffe-rence to me...
(1--)(--) 1  2     3  4     5     6  7
(ah - ah) It makes no diffe-rence to me...
(1--)(--) 1  2     3  4     5     6  7
(ah - ah) It makes no diffe-rence.
(1--)(--) 1  2     3  4     5
***
If you’ve done OK, the special effects will be properly executed,
and Mr. Fanny will be pleased.
***
Final section: Chris must direct the finale.
***
So wh-en       you  hold on-to  the past then you
1  2 (3----)(-----) 1    2 (3------)1    2   (3-----)
Will break down what lit-tle is left.
    (1--------------)2   3   4  5
Yeah, there's no-thing more you can't ig-nore,
(1-----------)1  2    (3-------)1     2  (3---
And say it makes no diffe-rence to me.
-------)   1     2  3     4     5  6 

(Guitar) (1--------) 2 3 4

It makes no diffe-rence...
   1     2 (3  /  4)

(Guitar) (1--------) 2 3 4

It makes no diffe-rence to me.
   1     2  3     4     5  6

(Guitar) (1--------) 2 3 4

It makes no diffe-rence...
   1     2 (3  /  4) (Spin---

It makes no difference to me.
-----------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, the movie will be a box-office hit
and Chris is gladly applauded and welcomed on the red carpet.
***
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***
2.3 Episode 3: Hey Taxi! To the Hospital, and Hurry!!
Song: “Sk8er boi” by Avril Lavigne
Difficulty: 2 stars

Target: Jack
Age: 32
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Has his coffee with 8 sugars.
Situation:
Jack is a reckless taxi driver who loses his shy mind to a racer-like
mind when he presses the cash-counting button. Upon doing 40
over the limit on his last drive, officer Poncho warns Jack that if he
speeds up again, he’ll lose his license forever. Relieved that his shift
is over, Jack gets an unattended passenger: a 9 month pregnant lady
named Linda. But as Jack tries to explain the problem, Linda gets
ticked off and some contractions. Torn off between his job and his
license and out of desperation, Jack calls for help, and the agents
arrive in the car.
***
First section: Jack hits the gas and drives off, with officer Poncho on
his tail.
***
He was a boy, she was a girl,
1     (2/3)   1      (2/3)
Can-not make it anymore ob-vious
1   2           3       4  5
He was a punk, she did bal-let,
1     (2/3)    1      (2 / 3)
What more can I say?
1    2   (3--------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Jack will take a shortcut through the lake and the
taxi skims successfully on its surface. Linda will be surprised and
pleased.

>>
He wanted her, but she'd never tell:
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of her friends stuck up their nose;
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.
<<
***
Second section: Jack takes another shortcut through the subway
tunnels.
***
He was a skater boy;
(1------)2      3
She said, "See ya la-ter, boy!"
(4-------)           5    6
He wasn't good en-ough for her.
(1-------)2    3  4    5   6
She had a pretty face,
(1------) 2      3
But her head was up in space;
(4----------)    5     6
She needed to come back down to Earth.
1  (2--------)3    4    5    6  7

He was a skater boy;
(1------)2      3
She said, "See ya la-ter, boy!"
(4-------)           5    6
He was-n't good enough for her.
1      2  (3--------)(---------)
She had a pretty face,
(1-------)2      3
But her head was up in space;
(4----------)    5     6
She needed to come back down to Earth.
1  (2--------)3    4    5    6 (7----------)

***
If you’ve done OK, Jack will jump out on the tunnel and land safely
on the road, and Linda will be pleased.

>>
Five years from now, she sits at home,
Feeding a baby, she's all alone.
She turns on T.V., guess who she sees - 
Skater boy rocking on MTV!
<<
***
Third section: Jack gets chased by officer Poncho and more cops.
***
She calls up her friends; they alrea-dy know,
1           (2 / 3)       1         (2 /3)
And they've all got tickets to see his show.
    1       2       3          4       5
She tags a-long and stands in the crowd,
1        2 3        1         2   3
Looks up at the man that she turned do-own.
1           2   3   4    1   2      3 (4----------)

He was a skater boy;
(1------)2      3
She said, "See ya la-ter, boy!"
(4-------)           5    6
He wasn't good en-ough for her.
(1-------)2    3  4    5   6
Now he's a super-star,
(1------)  2     3
He's jamming on his gui-tar
    (4----------)   5   6
Did your pretty face see what he's worth?
1  (2----------)3    4   5    6   (7---------)

(drums) 1    2 3
***
If you’ve done OK, one of Poncho comrades will tell him that the lady
is in harbor and that Jack is taking her to the hospital. Poncho will
then order the others to clear the path, and both Jack and Linda will
rejoice.
***
Final section: Jack is speeding to the hospital.
***
Sor-ry, girl, but you missed out.
1   2   3     4   5  (6----------)
Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now!
1     2     3     4    5    (6--------)
We are more than just good friends;
1  2   3    4    5   (6------------)
This is how the sto-ry ends.
1    2  3   4   5   6  7

I'm with the skater boy;
1   2    3   4      5
I  said, "See ya later, boy -
   1      2   3  4      5         
I'll be back-stage af-ter the show!"
(1----------)2     3  4   5   6
I'll be at the stu-di-o
     1  2  3   4      5
Sing-ing the song we wrote
1    2   3   4       5         
About a girl he used to know.
(1-----)2    3  4    5  6

I'm with the skater boy;
(1------)    2      3
I said, "See ya la-ter, boy - 
(4-----)           5    6
I'll be back-stage af-ter the show!"
1      (2  / 3)    4  5   6   7
I'll be at the studio
(Spin----------------
Singing the song we wrote
-------------------------
About a girl he used to know.
-----------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, Linda will arrive in time at the
hospital. Jack hits the counter button, only to realize that he lost his
mind again. He takes the next passenger, hits the button again and
speeds up to his next destination.
***
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***
2.4 Episode 4: Art and Beauty! Love and Happiness!?
Song: “I was born to love you” by Freddie Mercury/Queen
Difficulty: 3 stars

Target: Leo (Leonardo Da Vinci)
Age: 27
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: His cap collection is said to be the largest in the world.
Situation:
In 15th Century, Florence, Italy, all the girls are swarming around
Leo to get a beautiful picture. While he’s enjoying having so many
fans, Leo is not satisfied: he wants to paint the true beauty. Luckily,
he meets a cute lady, who looks just like the Mona Lisa, and
demands to paint her portrait. However, the lady refuses, but Leo
insists on painting her face as it IS the true beauty. Annoyed by Leo,
the lady punches him in the face and Leo falls into a fountain. Out of
humiliation and desperation, he calls for help, and the agents arrive
in a horse-drawn carriage. (Don’t ask me how the agents got back
in time to help Leonardo Da Vinci, I have no clue.)
***
First section: Mona Lisa is depressed because there is no more
ticket for a dance night. Leo, determined to win her love, starts to
create 2 tickets.
***
>>
I was born to love you
Every single day...
<<

You are the one for me;
            1   2   3
I am the man for you.
  4      1   2   3
You were made for me;
4        1    2   3
You're my ec-sta-sy.
          1  2   3
If I was given every op-por-tunity,
4       (1-------------)2  (3-----)
I'd kill for your love.
1   2        3    4
***
If you’ve done OK, Leo will purpose to Mona Lisa a pair of fake
tickets, and the doorman will let them through. The lady enjoyed
her night.

>>
So take a chance with me;
Let me romance with you.
I'm caught in a dream
And my dream's come true.
So hard to believe
This is happening to me -
An amazing feeling
<<
***
Second section: Mona Lisa would like to fly, and Leo will grant
her wish.
***
Coming through!
(1----)(-------)

I       was born to      love you
(1----)(2 / 3)  (1-----) 2    3  (4----)(----)
With every single beat of my       heart. (Yea-eah)
    (1----)2      3       1 (2---)(3----) (4------)
I        was born to take care of you, ho-ney,
(1-----) 2   3    1  2   (3----)(----)(4 /5)
Every sin-gle day of my life.
(1---)2   3   4   1  2 (3----)
***
If you’ve done OK, Leo will have built a flying machine and both
will soar in the sky. Mona Lisa likes it.

>>
I wanna love you...
I love every little thing about you.
I wanna love you, love you, love you...
<<
***
Third section: Mona Lisa is getting chased by bulls, and it’s Leo
to the rescue.
***
Born - to love you!
1      2  3    4
Born - to love you!
1      2  3    4
Ye-e-e-e-es, I'm born to love you...
(1----------)    2   (3 /4)   5
Born - to love you!
1      2  3    4
Born - to love you!
1      2  3    4
Eve-ry sin-gle day-day-day-day-day-day... day of my life...
1  (2 /3 / 4) (1-)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)    2
***
If you’ve done OK, Leo will reveal a painting an attracting cow that
will fool the bulls into charging it and leaving Mona Lisa alone,
and for that she’s thankful.
>>
An amazing feeling
Coming through!
<<
***
Final section: Leo invites Mona Lisa to take a secret passage.
***
I        was born to     love you
(1-----)(2 / 3)  (1-----)2    3  (4----)(----)
With every single beat of my    heart.(Yea-eah)
    (1----)2      3    1 (2---)(3----)(4------)
I        was born to take care of you
(1-----) 2   3    1  2   (3----)(----)

(Guitar) 4 5 6

Eve-ry sin-gle day of my life.
1   2  3   4   5   1  2 (3----)(----)
Yeah, I was born to    love you
      1 2   3   (4---) 5    6

(Guitar) 1 2 3

E-e-e-e-every single day of my life.
(Spin------------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, Mona Lisa will finally agree to get
her portrait painted by Leo. One month later, Leo reveals the Mona
Lisa painting, and the lady kisses Leo on the cheek as a thank you.
***

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That’s 4 missions in the box, good work. Enjoy a cutscene of a flying
image of the divas looking at the screen, with a night metropolis in the
background and their dashing car at the bottom. 4 new locations will
appear on the screen, feel free to choose which one you want to take
a shot at.
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***
2.5 Episode 5: Magic Meets Madness! The Show Must Go On!
Song: “Rock This Town” by The Stray Cats
Difficulty: 3 stars

Target: Thomas Petree
Age: 36
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Has a doctorate in Mathematics.
Situation:
Thomas Petree, a novice magician, just spent last month’s paycheck
on slot machines without much luck, to her assistant Angelina’s fury.
Nevertheless, Thomas is optimistic that his next show will pay off, but
Angelina seriously doubts him. Suddenly, the casino’s owner comes
in to tell them that their show is cancelled and that he can’t pay them 
either. The reason is that the casino has been taken over by the
Fullhouse Bandits, and they order their minions to capture Thomas and
Angelina. Out of desperation, Thomas calls of help, and the agents
arrive in their own… rollercoaster train? Okay…
***
First section: Thomas must rescue everyone in the casino.
***
Well, my baby and me went out last Saturday night.
    1    2        3       4       (5--------------)
I had my hair piled high; my baby just looked so right.
  1      2    3     4        5        (6---------------)
We-ell, pick you up at ten; gotta get you home at two;
1  2   (1    /   2)   (3 /  4)    5       6       7
Your mama don't know what I've got in store for you.
    (1  / 2)   (3  / 4)        5      6         7
Well baby that's alright, 
          1      2
'cause we're looking as cool as can be.
(1---------------------------------)2

(Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
(1--------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Angelina will be screaming for help, and Thomas,
using a card disappearance trick, will rescue her from the Jack
Bandit.
***
Second section: The casino’s owner is taken hostage by the Queen
bandit.
***
We found a little place that really didn't look half-bad.
   1       2      3         (4---------------------) 5
I had a whiskey on the rocks 
  1     2       3      4             
and change of a dollar for the juke-box.
   (5-------------------------)6   (7---)(----)
We-ell, I put a quarter right into that can,
1  2     (1  /  2)     (3  /  4)   5    6
But all it played was dis-co, man!
   (1 / 2)(3  /   4)  5   6   7
C'mon pretty ba-by, let's get outta here right a-way.
  1   2         3        (4--------------------) 5

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
            1    2    3    (4-----)(-----------)

(Trumpets) (1---------------) 2 3

We're gonna rock this town; 
            1    2    3               
we'll make 'em scream and sho-out.
     (4-------------)(--------------)

(Trumpets) (1-----------)(-----------)

Well, let's rock! Rock! Rock, man, rock!
            1     2     3     4    5
We're gonna rock till we pop; 
            1    2       3
we're gonna roll till we drop.
4           (5-----------------)
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out. (Yo!)
            1    2    3     (4------------)5     1
***
If you’ve done OK, Thomas will use a smoke trick to free the owner,
and to send the Queen flying.
***
Third section: The King Bandit is stealing the riches.
***
Well, we're having a ball just a-tearing up
           (1--------)(-------)(----------)
the big dance floor!
(-----------)(-----------)

(Trumpets) 1  2 3  4

Well, there's a real square cat, he
             (1---------)(----------)
looks nineteen-seventy-four.
(---------)(---------)(---------)

(Trumpets) 1  2 3  4

Well, you look at me once, you look at me twice,
          1          2     1              2
You look at me a-gain and there's a-gonna be a fight!
    1       2    3        4        (5---------------- 
We're gonna rock this town, rip this place a-part.
-----)      1    2    3    (4--------------) 5     1
***
If you’ve done OK, Thomas will transform a cat into a lion, which will
pounce on the bandits.
***
Final section: The bandits are getting away.
***
We're gonna rock this town, rock it in-side out.
            1    2    3     1    2  3  4    5

(Trumpets) (1---------------) 2 3

We're gonna rock this town,
            1    2    3
we'll make 'em scream and shout
      1        2      3   4

(Trumpets) (1---------------) 2 3

Well, let's rock, rock, rock, rock!
            1     2     3     4
We're gonna rock till we pop;
            1    2       3
we're gonna roll till we drop.
4          (5-----------------
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
----)       1    2    3    (4------------) 5
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
            1    2    3    (4------------) 5
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside...
            1    2    3    (4---------------)
Yeah, we're gonna rock this town.
1           2     3         4
Turn it up, we're gonna rip it down.
1    2            3     4      5
Rock this town, rock it inside out.
(Spin------------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, Thomas will capture the bandit
using a rope trick. Everybody applauses the performance and toss
down coins, the owner offer a few gold bars and Angelina offers a
kiss.
***
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***
2.6 Episode 6: A Pug's Life! 400 Miles from Home!!
Song: “Highway Star” by Deep Purple
Difficulty: 3 stars

Target: Sam
Age: 3
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Buried a biscuit last week in the backyard.
Situation:
10-years old Ted and his dog Sam arrive at a basketball court. Ted
asks Sam to stay while Ted goes play some ball with his friends.
The problem is that Sam took a nap in the back of a truck which drove
off. After the game Ted desperately calls Sam but no luck. Meanwhile,
Sam wakes up and realizes that he’s 400 miles from home. Out of
desperation, Sam calls for help (don’t ask me how), and the agents
arrive in their triple-place motorcycle.
***
First section: Sam must get going as he’s 400 miles from home.
***
There's no-body gonna take my car;
(1 /    2) 3    4    (5-----------)
gonna race it  to the groun-oun-ound.
6     1    2  (3 /4)  1     2   3
There's no-body gonna beat my car;
(1 /    2) 3    4    (5-----------)
gonna break the speed of soun-oun-ound.
6     1     2  (3  /  4) 1    2   3
Oooh, it's a killer machine!
(1--------------------------)
It's got everything - 
(1 / 2) (3---------)

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4

Like a driving power,
1     (2-------------)
Big fat tires, and everything!
1      (2---------------------)
   I love it,   I need it,   I bleed it!
(1/2)        (3/4)        (5/6)

(Trumpets) 1 2 3

Yeah, it's a wild hurricane!
1     2    3(4--------------)
All right, hold tight,
1   2      3    4
I'm a highway star.
(Spin--------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Sam will take out a paper written “My Howse” and
tries to hitch a ride. Luckily, two beautiful ladies stop and offer Sam
a ride.
***
Second section: Sam is getting hungry and he still has 200 miles to
run.
***
There's no-body gonna take my head;
(1  /   2) 3    4    (5 /  6) 7
I got speed in-side my brai-ai-ain.
  8   1     2  3    4  1    2  3
There's no-body gonna steal my head;
(1  /   2) 3    4    (5     6) 7
Now that I'm on the road a-gain-ain-ain.
    8        1  2   3    4 1    2   3
Oooh, I'm in heaven again...
(1-------------------------)
 I got everything - 
(1/2) (3-----------)

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4

Like a moving ground,
1     (2-------------)
An open road, and everything!
1      (2--------------------)
   I love it,   I need it,   I bleed it!
(1/2)        (3/4)        (5/6)

(Trumpets) 1 2 3

Eight cy-lin-ders, all mine!
1    (2 /3 / 4)   (5--------)
All    right, hold  tight,
(1---)(-----)(----)(-----)
I'm    a      high-way  star.
(1---)(-----)(---)(---)(1----)
***
If you’ve done OK, Sam will encounter a mom with her baby, who just
threw a $10,000 china plate. Sam jumps and catches it, and the mom
rewards it with a piece of meat.
***
Third section: Sam has to swim through a lake, only 10 miles are left.
***
There's no-body gonna take my car;
(1 /    2) 3    4    (5-------------)
gonna race it  to the groun-oun-ound.
6     1    2  (3 /4)  1     2   3
There's no-body gonna beat my car;
(1 /    2) 3    4    (5-------------)
gonna break the speed of soun-oun-ound.
6     1     2  (3  /  4) 1    2   3
***
If you’ve done OK, Sam gets out of the lake, but spots a female poodle
getting bullied by 3 other dogs. Sam jumps in and beats the snot out of
the dogs, which gets him a kiss from the poodle.

>>
Oooh, it's a killer machine!
It's got everything - 
Like a driving power,
Big fat tires, and everything!
<<
***
Final section: Sam is nearly there, one last shot.
***
   I love it,   I need it,   I bleed it!
(1/2)        (3/4)        (5/6)

(Trumpets) 1 2 3

Yeah, it's a wild hurricane!
1     2    3(4--------------)
All right, hold tight,
1   2      3    4
I'm a high-way star.
1   2 3   4    5
I'm a highway star.
(Spin--------------
I'm a highway star.
-------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, Sam will arrive at Ted’s house and
will scratch the door. Ted opens and hugs tightly Sam in his arms,
happy to see his friend back.
***
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***
2.7 Episode 7: Ahoy, Mates! Sunken Delights and Adventure!!
Song: “Y.M.C.A” by The Village People
Difficulty: 4 stars

Target: Captain Brooke
Age: 61
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Says he's married to the sea.
Situation:
Captain Brooke and his parrot just came back empty handed from
their last dive, much at his 3 mates’ dismay. Brooke, however,
doesn’t really care about taking his time; he loves the sea and is
guaranteed to find loads of treasure. Nevertheless, the 3 sailors
had enough: it has been 3 months and nothing. So they take the
S.S. Discovery and leave Brooke alone in an inflatable liferaft. Out
of luck and desperation, Brooke calls for help, and the agents
emerge from the sea in the submarine.
***
First section: Brooke and his parrot are stranded and their only
chance of survival is to find to treasure, so they go for a dive.
***
Young man, there's no need to feel down!
1     2    3       4 (5-----------------)
I said, young man, pick your-self off the ground!
6 7     1     2    3    4   (5-------------------)
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town -
6 7     1     2     3     4      5  6 7  (8----
There's no need to be un-hap-py.
------) 9 (1---)(--)(---)2   3
***
If you’ve done OK, Brooke will find gold inside a rock at the bottom
of the sea.

<<
Young man, there's a place you can go,
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough;
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
>>
***
Second section: After clearing some seaweed, Brooke finds a cave
and goes in.
***
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
                       (1--)2 3 (4---
It's fun to stay at the   Y.M.C.A.-A.
--------)  5    6  7    8(1--)2 3  4
They have e-ve-ry-thing for young men to en-joy;
1    2    3 4  5  6     7   8     9   10 11 12
You can hang out with all   our boys.
1   2  (3---------)(-----)4

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
1    2   3 (4---------)(1--)2 3 (4---
It's fun to stay at the   Y.M.C.A.-A.
--------)  5    6  7    8(1--)2 3  4
You can get your-self clean, you can have a  good meal,
1   2   3   4    5    6      7   8   9    10 11   12
You can do whatever you  feel.
1   2  (3-------)(------) (4--)
***
If you’ve done OK, the parrot will point to an opening to the surface,
and when both take a peek, they find mountains of crystal.
***
Third section: Brooke keeps walking forward into the cave.
***
Young man, are you listening to me?
1     2    3   4  (5---------------)
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
6 7     1     2    3    4 (5--------------)
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
6 7     1     2    3   4   5    6    7   (8------
But you've got to know this one thing:
---)9     (1---)(---)(---)  2   3
***
If you’ve done OK, Brooke and his parrot will find a treasure ship,
and Brooke happily jumps the gap that separates them.

<<
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf!
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
>>
***
Final section: Brooke goes toward the ship investigate.
***
I'm sure they can help you to-day.
         1    2   3    4   5  6

(trumpets)1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
1    2   3 (4---------)(1--)2 3 (4---
It's fun to stay at the  Y.M.C.A.-A.
--------)  5    6  7   8(1--)2 3  4
They have e-ve-ry-thing for young men to en-joy;
1    2    3 4  5  6     7   8     9   10 11 12
You can hang out with all   our boys.
1   2  (3--------)(-----) 4

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
1    2   3 (4---------)(1--)2 3 (4---
It's fun to stay at the  Y.M.C.A.-A.
--------)  5    6  7   8(1--)2 3  4
You can get yourself clean,
1   2  (3-----------)(-----------)
you can have a good meal,
(4------------)(----------)
You can do whatever you  feel.
(spin-------------------------)
***
<<
Y.M.C.A.
You'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, no man does it all by himself.
Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf!
>>

If you’ve done OK in all sections, a skeleton will attack Brooke, who
easily defeats it. Brooke takes the treasure chest back to the
surface, and finds loads of gems and coins.
***
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***
2.8 Episode 8: Cry Wolf! Meteorology and Parenting!!
Song: “Spetember” by Earth, Wind & Fire
Difficulty: 4 stars

Target: Sofie Hudson
Age: 34
Sex: Female
Misc. Info: Has a black belt in karate.
Situation:
Sofie Hudson, a weather newscaster, just announced to her son
David that she’ll be off the week-end and that they’ll be going
picnicking. However, the weather doesn’t seem to help: it will rain
all week-end. Torn between lying to her son and lying to the viewers,
Sofie boldly announces that they’ll see sunny skies, much to her
colleagues’ surprise. Sofie is determined to bring the sun so she
can enjoy her week-end with her son. Out of desperation, she calls
for help, and the agents arrive in their blimp.
***
First section: Sofie tries to clear the cloud with an electric fan.
***
Do you re-mem-ber the twen-ty-first night of Sep-tem-ber?
          1   2       3    4  5    (6----------) 7   8
Love was chan-ging the minds of pre-ten-ders
1    2   3    4    5  (6-----------)7   8
Whi-ile cha-sing the clouds a-way-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay...
1   2   3   4     5 (6-------)7  (1-------)(--------)

Our hearts were ringing
    2
***
If you’ve done OK, Sofie won’t be able to clear the clouds, but the
neighbors come in and use their own fans to clear the sky a little.

>>
In the key that our souls were singing
As we danced in the night -
Remember how the stars stole the night away?

Hey hey hey,
<<
***
Second section: Sofie tries again, but with a hand glider and a
vacuum cleaner. 
***
Ba de da - say, do you re-member...
(1---)2    3    4  5   6 (7----------)
Ba de da - dan-cing in Sep-tember?
(1---)2    3   4    5  6  (7--------)
Ba de da - never was a clou-dy day...
(1---)2    3     4   5 6    7 (1------)(-------)

(Trumpets) (2/3/4)

Ba de da ba de da
(1---)2 (3----)4
Ba de da ba de da
1  2  3 (4-------)
Ba de da ba de da
(1---)2 (3----)4
Ba de da ba de da
1  2  3 (4-------)
Ba de da ba de da
(1---)2 (3----)4
Ba de da ba de da
1  2  3 (4-------)
Yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah!
(Spin---------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Sofie fails again to clear the clouds, but the Air
Force comes in and sweeps a few clouds away.

>>
My thoughts are with you,
Holding hands with your heart to see you.
Only blue talk and love -
Remember how we knew love was here to stay?
<<
***
Third section: Sofie tries to chase the clouds with a bonfire.
***
Now De-cem-ber found the love that we shared
(1 /2)(3 / 4)  5     6  (7-----------)8
in Sep-tem-ber.
  (1 / 2 / 3)
On-ly blue talk and love -
4  5 (6--------)    7 
Re-mem-ber the true love we share to-day!
(1/2 / 3)  1   2    3    4 (5------) 6

(Spin-----------------------------------------------)

Hey hey hey,
Ba de da - say, do you re-member...
(1--) 2    3    4  5   6 (7--------)
Ba de da - dan-cing in Sep-tember?
(1---)2    3   4    5  6  (7--------)
Ba de da - never was a clou-dy day...
(1---)2    3     4   5 6    7 (1-------)(---------)

(Trumpets) (2/3/4)

***
If you’ve done OK, Sofie’s plan will not work, but a bunch of animals
comes in and starts dancing to boost the fire and clear more clouds.

>>
Now our bell was ringing, aha!
And our souls were singing...
Do you remember every cloudy day - yow!
<<

***
Final section: Sofie and the animals dance some more to entirely
clear the sky.
***
There was a -
Ba    de da -             say, do you remember...
(1--)(2-----) (Trumpets)    3 4 5  6 7 8  9 10
Ba    de da -             dancing in September?
(1--)(2-----) (Trumpets)    3 4 5  6 7 8  9 10
Ba    de da -                     never was a
(1--)(2-----) (Trumpets)    3 4 5  6 7 8  9 10
cloudy day...
(1/2)(3/4)(5/6)(7/8)(9/10/11)

There was a -
Ba    de da -              say, do you remember...
(1--)(2-----) (Trumpets)    3 4 5  6 7 8  9 10
Ba    de da -              dancing in September?
(1--)(2-----) (Trumpets)    3 4 5  6 7 8  9 10
Ba de da -                        golden dreams
(1--)(2-----) (Trumpets)    3 4 5  6 7 8  9 10
were shiny days...
(1/2)(3/4)(5/6)(7/8)(9/10/11)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, the sky will be clear with sunny
weather and Sofie and David go to the picnic. A kid compliments
David’s mom, and he replies that she makes the best hamburgers
in the world. He then hugs Sofie, to her mother’s joy.

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Whew, 4 other missions in the bag, nice work. Enjoy a cutscene
showing the divas riding the motorcycle along the coast. 3 new
missions will pop up on the screen. Our journey isn’t over yet.
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***
2.9 Episode 9: Family Honor! Introducing the Secret-Weapon Ninja!!
Song: “Canned Heat” by Jamiroquai
Difficulty: 6 stars

Target: Ken Ozu
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Has a world-class collection of RC planes.
Situation:
At Sushi Motors, a car company, Ken Ozu, the lazy son of the company’s
CEO, tries to get a date with the secretary. In addition of refusing the
offer, she tells Ken that his father needs to see him right away. The plans
for the company’s new car have been stolen by their rival Moo Moo
Motors, and if they can’t get them back before the next show, the company
is finished. Furthermore, they cannot call in the police because it’s a
top-secret project. As a last resort, Ken must infiltrate the company
and get the plans back. Ken instantly refuses, but his father gives him
no choice by tossing a smoke ball and getting him dressed as a ninja.
Out of desperation, Ken calls for help, and the agents arrive in their
helicopter.
***
First section: Ken must swim to the company Alcatraz-like island.
***
>>
You know this boogie is for real...
<<

I used to buy my faith in wor-ship,(beats)
(1---)    2   3  4        5   6     7 8 (9-------)
But then my chance to get
1           2     3  4
to Heaven slipped.
        (5/6)     7 8 (9---------)
I used to worry about the future,
1       (2/3)   4    (5/6)     7 8  9  10  11
Then I threw my caution to the wi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind.
1     2        3               4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
***
If you’ve done OK, Ken will arrive at the island, but will alert the security
guard and 2 guard dogs. He then pulls out his first ninja trick: a
camouflage blanket. Ken uses a brick-painted blanket to successfully
fool the guard and both dogs.

>>
I had no reason to be care free (no no no)
Until I took a trip to the other side of town (yeah yeah yeah).
You know I heard that boogie rhythm...
Hey! I had no choice but to get down, down, down, down...
<<
***
Second section: Ken must get to the top of the company’s office tower.
***
Dance!             Nothing left for me to do but dance.
1      2 3  4 5 6 (7-----------)8  (9------) 10  1     2 3 4
All these bad times I'm going through, just dance!
5   6    (7--)(----)   (8------------) 9    10

(Violons) 1 2 3 4

Got canned heat in my hee-ls to-night, ba-by!
1   2      3    4  5  6   7  8  9      10 11

Oooo-ooh wao-ooo-aow
(1------)2   3   4
***
If you’ve done OK, Ken will get to the top and to a locked door. He then
pulls out his ninja-to (short sword) and cuts the door open. He then
sneaks successfully into the building.

>>
You know this boogie is for real...
<<
***
Third section: Ken is spotted by the security guards and starts to run in
the laser-protected hallways.
***
I've got this voo-doo child in-veined on        me.
1    2   3    4   5   6     7 (8---------) (9-----)(-----)
I'm gonna use my power to as-cen-end.
1   2     3   4  5    (6/ 7) 8  (9------)
You know I've got these boogie heels to use,
(10/11)  12   1   2    (3-----------)4  5              
Sun-shine, there's no way I lose.
1   2      3       4  5     6
I was born to walk and built to last.
      1   (2 /3)       4    (5 /6)
You never seen my feet 'cause they're movin so fast.
   (7-------------------)             8     9  10

Dance!             Nothing left for me to do but dance.
1      2 3  4 5 6 (7-----------)8  (9------) 10  1     2 3 4
All these bad times I'm going through, just dance!
5   6    (7--)(----)   (8------------) 9    10

(Violons) 1 2 3 4

Got canned heat in my hee-ls to-night, ba-by!
1   2      3    4  5  6   7  8  9      10 11

Oooo-ooh wao-ooo-aow
(Spin---------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Ken will use a cloning technique to fool the guards
and sneak away.

>>
Dance!
Dance
<<
***
Final section: Ken is cornered by the guards and must fight his way
through.
***
Hey, D-J, let the music play;
1    2 3  4   5  (6----)7
I wan-na live this party life.
1 2   3  4    5   (6----)7

(Beats)
1  2  (3/4)  5

Hey, D-J, blow my cares a-way;
1    2 3  4    5 (6------)7
I wan-na live this party life.
1 2   3  4    5   (6----)7

(Beats) (I wanna live this...)
(1/2) 3 (4/5) 6

Hey, D-J, let the music play;
1    2 3 (4 / 5) (6----------)
I'm gon-na live this par-ty life.
7   8   9  1    2    3  (4/ 5)
(I wan-na live this)
 1 2   3 (4--------)
Hey, D-J, blow my cares away;
1    2 3 (4 /  5)(6----------)
I wan-na live this par-ty life.
7 8   9  1    2    3  (4/ 5)

(Canned heat in my heels tonight!)

Dance! You know that this boogie is for real.
(1-)(-)(2-----------------------------------)
Dance! Got so much canned heat in my heels.
(1-)(-)(2-----------------------------------)
Dance!  Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues
(1-)(-) 2     3      1     2     3  4
a-way to-night!
(5/6)(7 /8)

(Spin---------------------------------------)
***
>>
Dance! You know that this boogie is for real.
Dance! Got so much canned heat in my heels.
You know, you know this boogie is for real.
Got so much canned heat, canned heat in my heels!
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, Ken will open the safe containing the
plans on a CD-Rom. As the guards tries to catch him, he jumps through
the window. At the show, Ken shows his father the new samurai-themed
car. His father is pleased and promises a great future for his son.
***
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***
2.10 Episode 10: Survive! Celebrity Lives and Desert Isles!!
Song: “Material Girl” by Madonna
Difficulty: 5 stars

Target: Norma and Isabella Carrington
Age: 24 each
Sex: Female
Misc. Info: Feed diamonds to their cat.
Situation:
During a cruise in a stormy weather, Norma and Isabella Carrington
are getting dated and swarmed by loving fans. Suddenly, the ship
crashes, and both sisters awakens on a deserted island. They soon
get anxious and pushed by waves in addition of worrying for their
nails and dresses. However, they soon realize they could use a
break and they know who to call. Out of total desperation (yeah…
right…), they call for help, and the agents arrive on their inflatable
buoy. (Two reasons to think that this isn’t a normal cheering mission:
1- the Carrington sisters are smiling while screaming and 2- take a
good look at Commander Kahn.)
***
First section: The girls are cold, and they need a heat source.
***
Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me,
(1 / 2)   3    4  (5-------) 6   7
I think   they're o-kay-ay.
(1----) 2 3       4 5   6
If they don't give me pro-per cre-dit
1  2    3     4    5  6   7   8   9
I just walk a-way-ay.
1 2    3    4(5 / 6)

They can beg and they can plead but
1    2   3   4   5    6   7     8
They can't see the li-ight (that's right, that's right).
(1--)2     3   4   5  6     7      8      9      10
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
1      2   3   4    5   6    7    8
Is al-ways Mis-ter Ri-ight.
9  1  2    3   4  (5/ 6)

'Cause we are liv-ing in a ma-terial world
(1 /   2/ 3) (4-) 5  (1/ 2/3)(4-----)5
And I  am a ma-te-rial girl.
(1/ 2)(3/ 4/5) 6 (7 /  8)
You know that we are liv-ing in a ma-terial world
1  (2-------)(1/ 2) (3-) 4  (1/ 2/3)(4-----)5
And I  am a ma-te-rial girl.
(1/ 2)(3/ 4/5) 6 (7 /  8)   
***
If you’ve done OK, the Carrington sisters will meet raccoons. Using
their charms and good looks, two raccoons wrap around their necks
like scarves.
***
Second section: The girls are hungry and start looking for food.
***
Some boys ro-mance, some boys slow dance,
1    2    3  4      5    6    7    8
That's all right with me.
(1---) 2   3     4    5
If they can't raise my inte-rest then I
1  2    3     4     5  6    7    8    9
Have to let them be-e.
1    2  3   4    5  6

Some boys try and some boys lie but
1    2    3   4   5    6    7   8
I    don't let them play-ay (no way, no way).
(1-) 2     3   4    5    6   7  8    9  10
On-ly boys who save their pen-nies
1  2  3    4   5    6     7   8
Make my rai-ny day-ay.
1    2  3   4 (5 / 6)

'Cause we are liv-ing in a ma-terial world
(1 /   2/ 3) (4-) 5  (1/ 2/3)(4-----)5 
And I  am a ma-te-rial girl.
(1/ 2)(3/ 4/5) 6 (7 /  8)
You know that we are living in a material world
1  (2--------)(Spin-----------------------------
And I am a material girl.
-------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, a lion, a monkey and a bear will give them fruits,
but the girls don’t know how to eat them (you’re kidding me, right?).
Using their charms and good looks, they convince the animals to
prepare a nice banquet.

>>
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world...
Living in a material world (material world)
Living in a material world...
<<
***
Third section: It’s too hot for the girls, and they’re looking to cool
themselves. (They were cold and now they’re too hot… geez…)
***
Boys may come and boys may go,
1    2   3    4   5    6   7
And that's all right, you se-e.
8  (1----) 2   3      4   5  6
Ex-pe-ri-ence has made me rich,
(1/2/ 3)(4--)(--)(---)(-)(----)
And   now they're af-ter me-ee.
(---)(1---)(----)(--)(-)(--)(-)

'Cause eve-ry-bo-dy's liv-ing in a ma-terial world
(1  /  2 / 3 /4 /5)  (6--)7  (1 /2/3)(4-----)5
And I  am a ma-te-rial girl.
(1/ 2)(3 /4/5) 6 (7 /  8)
You know that we are liv-ing in a ma-terial world
1  (2-------)(1/ 2) (3--)4  (1/ 2/3)(4-----)5 
And I  am a ma-te-rial girl.
(1/ 2)(3/ 4/5) 6 (7 /  8)  
***
If you’ve done OK, Norma and Isabella will use again their charms and
good looks to get an elephant, a monkey, a parrot and a crab to build
them a pool.

>>
A material, material, material...
<<
***
Final section: The girls must warm themselves again. (That’ll teach ya)
***
'Cause we are living in a ma-terial world
             (1-----)   2 3 (4-----------)
And I  am a ma-te-ri-al girl.
(1 /2)(3/ 4/5)(6/ 7)(8/ 9)
You know that we are living in a material world
1  (2--------)(Spin----------------------------
And I am a material girl.
-------------------------)
***
>>
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world...
Living in a material world (material world)
Living in a material world...
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world...
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, the Carrington sisters will spot a plane.
Using their charms and good looks, and a credit card, the plane lands
and takes back to civilization. Everyone wants to know if the sisters are
alright, and they both answer that they enjoyed their stay and their new
friends.
***
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***
2.11 Episode 11: NURSE!! Gold Medal Hero or Zero!!
Song: “La La” by Ashlee Simpson
Difficulty: 5 stars

Target: Cap White
Age: Unknown
Sex: Female
Misc. Info: Just what the doctor ordered.
Situation:
Bill Mitchell, a 100m dash sprinter, is struck by a fever on the day
before the finals. Furthermore, his coach won’t let take medicine
because of drug tests, so Bill must get his immune system to work.
Meanwhile, inside the body, a human-shaped nurse-looking white
blood cell called Cap White is fighting a human-shaped bandit-looking
virus. But the virus is too strong and ends up hurting Bill from the inside.
Out of desperation, Bill and Cap White call for help, the agents arrive in
a nano-pod (one of those machines used in sci-fi movies to get inside a
person’s body).
***
First section: Cap White is getting chased by the virus.
***
You can dress me up in dia-monds;
1   2   3     4  5  6 (7--)(-----)
You can dress me up in dirt.
1   2   3     4  5  6  7
You can throw me like a line-man -
1   2   3     4  5    6(7--)(----)
I like it bet-ter when it hurts.
1 2    3  4   5   6    7  8  
***
If you’ve done OK, Cap White will turn around and destroy the virus with
her oversized syringe, and Bill will be getting better.

<<
Oh, I have waited here for you;
I have waited -
>>
***
Second section: Cap White has to fight hordes of viruses.
***
You make me wan-na la la in the kit-chen on the floor.
1   2    3  4   5  6  7  8  9   10  11   12 13  14
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
1    2  3    4      5    6    7 8    9   10 11  12
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
1   2    3  4     5     1     2   3        4 5   (6----)
You make me wan-na, you make me wan-na scream.
1   2    3 (4 / 5)  1   2    3 (4 / 5) 6
***
If you’ve done OK, Cap White will destroy a giant virus with bandages,
and Bill will feel better.
***
Third section: Cap White has to shoot down incoming viruses.
***
You can meet me on an air-plane
1   2   3    4  5  6 (7--)(----)
Or in the back of the bus.
1  2  3   4    5  6   7
You can throw me like a boom-erang -
1   2   3     4  5    6(7---)(-----)
I'll come back and beat you up.
1    2    3    4   5    6   7  
O-o-o-o-oh, I have wai-ted here for you;
(1-----------)2    3   4  (5----)(------)
Don't keep me wai-ting - 
1     2    3  4  (5-----)

You make me wan-na la la in the kit-chen on the floor.
1   2    3  4   5  6  7 (8---------)(-----------------)
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
1    2  3    4      5   (6---------)(-----------------)
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
1   2    3  4     5     1     2   3        4 5   (6----)
You make me wan-na, you make me wan-na scream.
1   2    3 (4 / 5)  1   2    3 (4 / 5) 6
***
If you’ve done OK, Cap White will call for backup and hundreds of Cap
Whites will come to beat down the viruses.

>>
(La la, la la, la la, la la)
<<
***
Fourth section: Cap White is chased again by a virus.
***
I fe-el safe with you.
1 2  3 (4--) 5   (6---)
I can be     my-self to-night.
1 2  (3----) 4  5    6  7
It's all right with you
1       (2---) 3   (4---)
'Cause you hold  my se-crets tight.
1      2  (3---) 4  5  6     7
You do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o, you do-o-o-o.
8  (1-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-) 1 2(3-)(-)(-) (Spin------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, the many Cap Whites will beat down some more
viruses, and Bill will be in almost top shape.

<<
You make me wanna lala lalala
>>
***
Final section: Cap White must fight another horde of viruses.
***
You make me wanna la la in the kit-chen on the floor.
                  1  2  3  4   5   6    7  8   9
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
1    2  3    4      5    6    7 8    9   10 11  12
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
1   2    3  4     5     1     2   3        4 5   (6----)
You make me wan-na -
1   2    3 (4 / 5) 

You make me wan-na la la  in the kitchen on the floor.
1   2    3  4   5  6  7   1  2  (3------)4 (5---------)
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
6            1      2    3    4(5-------)6 (7--------) 
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
      8     9     10   (1---------------------)(2-----)
You make me wanna, you make me wanna scream.
(spin---------------------------------------)
***
>>
You make me wanna lala lalala lalala lalala lala
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, Cap White will destroy the last virus.
Bill gets to the finals and wins the race. He and his coach celebrate,
and Cap White gives a wink.
***

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You’ve completed 11 missions so far. That’s great. Enjoy a cutscene
where the divas are looking at a small town in a snowy weather in
times for the Holidays. There is only one new mission, so whether you
like it or not, hit it with your stylus.
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***
2.12 Episode 12: A Christmas Gift
Song: “You’re the Inspiration” by Chicago
Difficulty: 5 stars

Target: Lucy Stevens
Age: 7
Sex: Female
Misc. Info: Wants to marry someone like her daddy.
Situation:
Matthew Stevens, his wife Laura and their daughter Lucy are one happy
family. Matthew asks Lucy to make a wish for Santa: she wants a friend
for her teddy bear. As Matthew prepares to go on a business trip, Lucy
then asks him to promise he’ll be home for Christmas, to which he
promises, before closing the door and leaving. 6 months have passed since
that moment, and Lucy wants to know when daddy will come home. Her
mother explains that he’s not coming back because he died in a car
accident. Lucy however refuses to believe this, as her dad promised to
come back. Laura then tells her to forget about Matthew and walks away,
as it’s hard for her as well. Lucy then quietly asks her father to come back.
Back at HQ, Commander Kahn notices Lucy’s deception, and dispatches
to agents.
***
First section: Lucy wants to cheer her mom up, so she decides to clean
Matthew’s room.
***

             You know our love was
(1---------)     2    3   4    5
meant to   be
6     (7/8)  (1------------)

(Chimes) 2 3 4   5  6  (7/8)

              The kind of love to last for-ever.
(1----------)(2 / 3)  (4 / 5) (6 /7)   1  (2----)(-----)

(Chimes) 2 3 4 5 6

              And I want you here with me 
(1----------) 2   3 4    5   6   (7/8)(1--------)

(Chimes) 2 3 4   5  6  (7/8)

    From to-night    until the end of time.
1   2   (3 /4)(5----)      1   2 (3---------)

(Chimes) 4 5 6 7
***
If you’ve done OK, Lucy will stumble on her father’s diary and when she
opens it, she finds a picture of her and her mother.

>>
You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind, in my heart, in my soul, baby
<<
***
Second section: Lucy wants to prepare a birthday cake for her father.
***
You're the meaning in my life;
1      2  (3---------)4 (5/6)
You're the in-spi-ra-tion.
1      2   3  4  (5-)(---)
You bring fee-ling to my life;
(1 /2)    3   4    5 (6 /7/8)
You're the in-spi-ra-tion.
1      2   3  4  (5-)(---)
Wan-na have you near me,
1   2  3    4   5    6
I wan-na have you hear me  say-ay-ing,
  7   8  9    10  11   12 (13---)(----)
"No one needs you more than   I    need  you."
 1  2   3     4   5   (6  /7)(8-----)(-------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Lucy puts the cake near an open window while wishing
her father an happy birthday. Suddenly, a gentle wind blows the candles
and both think it was Matthew who did it.
***
Third section: Lucy is dreaming about chasing her father.
***
And I know (and I know), yes I know that it's plain to see
   (1-----------------)  2    3 4   5         6      (7/8)

(Chimes) (1----------------------)  2 3 4   5   6   (7/8)

   We're so in love when we're to-gether.
1 (2  /  3)(4 /5)   6    7     1 (2-----)(------)

(Chimes) 3 4 5 6

Now I know (now I know) that I need
      (1------)(------) 2    3 4
you he-e-e-e-e-e-re with me
5   6  (7/8)  (1------)(------)

(Chimes) 2 3 4   5  6  (7/8)

    From to-night    until the end of time.
1   2   (3/ 4)(5----)1     2 (3-----------)

(Chimes) 4 5

You should know, (you should need to know)
(1-)(2 /   3)     1   2      3   (4/ 5)
eve-ry-where I go
1   2  3    (4/5)
Al-ways on my mind, you're in my heart, in my soul
1  2    3  4  5     1      2  3  4      1  2 (3---)

You're the meaning in my life;
1      2 (3---------) 4 (5/6)
You're the in-spi-ra-tion.
1      2   3  4  (5--)(--)
You bring fee-ling to my life;
(1 /2)    3   4    5 (6 /7/8)
You're the in-spi-ra-tion.
1      2   3  4  (5--)(--)
Wan-na have you near me,
1   2  3    4   5    6
I wan-na have you hear me  say-ay-ing,
  7   8  9    10  11   12 (13---)(------)
"No one needs you more than  I   need you." 
 1  2  (3-----)(-----)(-----) 4 (5--)(6--)(--)
***
If you’ve done OK, Lucy will try to reach her father, and the shadowy figure
turns around right before she wakes up, the day before Christmas.
***
Final section: Lucy wants to decorate the pine tree outside the house. 
***
Wanna have you near me,
(1---------------------
I wanna have you hear me saying,
-----------------------------------------------)
"No one needs you more than I need you." (No one needs you more than I)
(Spin------------------------------------------------)
***
>>
You're the meaning in my life;
You're the inspiration.
You bring feeling to my life;
You're the inspiration.

When you love somebody 'til the end of time,
When you love somebody, always on my mind,
No one needs you more than I.
When you love somebody 'til the end of time...
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, Lucy and Laura will be standing next the
tree and then a ghostly figure walks toward them. The ghost gets clearer
as he walks, and to her surprise, Matthew comes in with a gift for Laura
and a new teddy bear for Lucy. The girls can’t hold their tears as they
throw themselves in Matthew’s arms in one warm hug. The scene then
changes to two teddy bears sit next to each other and the words “Merry
Christmas” fade in.
***
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Now that was a touching scenario. Better get used to it, because there’s
also one in Ouendan 1 and Ouendan 2, if you wish to play them. Anyway,
enjoy a cutscene where the divas are running in a hallway back at HQ while
a siren is ringing. What’s going on? 2 new locations pop up on the map.
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***
2.13 Episode 13: Rags to Riches! Go East Wildcatter!
Song: “Let’s Dance” by David Bowie
Difficulty: 6 stars

Target: Colonel Bob
Age: 40
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Serves his wife breakfast in bed daily.
Situation:
Colonel Bob is an oil tycoon (someone who’s making a fortune by
pumping oil) and he’s enjoying a day inside his palace. His wife then
arrives with a bunch of diamonds that she just bought. Bob find it weird
that she hasn’t bought more with all the money they have, but her wife
doesn’t care since she like her husband, or so it seems. However, one
of Bob’s butlers barges in and announces that the oil field is dry and that
the lady’s purchases just made Bob go bankrupt. While Bob is whining
for a solution, her wife kicks him out of the house, saying that the estate
is now hers. As a gift, she tosses a shovel to Bob while wishing him good
luck to find more oil. Out of desperation, he calls for help, and the agents 
arrive in their dune buggy.
***
First section: Bob must start digging for oil again.
***
Let's dance. (Guitar)
1     2      (3/4) 5 (6/7) 8 9

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
1   2  3    4   5     6  (1----)2   3

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5

Let's dance (Guitar)
1     2     (3/4) 5 (6/7) 8 9
To the song they're playing on the radio.
  (1-----------)(-----------) 1  2  3  4

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5 6
***
If you’ve done OK, Bob will hit something: a large geyser. A group of
ranchers will ask Bob to sell it. Bob agrees and makes a fortune as the
geyser is turned into a water park.

>>
Let's sway
While color lights up your face.
Let's sway,
Sway through the crowd to an empty space.
<<
***
Second section: After consulting a fortune-teller, Bob starts digging
somewhere else.
***
            If you say run,                 I'll run with you.
(1--------)(2/ 3) (4 / 5)  1 2 (3---------) 1   (2------) (3 / 4)

(Guitar) (5--------) (6 / 7)

            If you say hide,
(1--------)(2/ 3) (4 / 5)   1 2 (3---------)
we'll hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide.
1     (2-----)(3-----)(4-----)5
Be-cause my love for you
(1/ 2)  (3 /4)   5   6
Would break my heart in two
1     2     3  4     5  6

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

If you should fall
(Guitar) 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
into my arms,
(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Tremble like a
(Guitar) 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
flo-o-o-o-o-o-ower.
(Spin-----------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Bob will hit something: the lost city of Atlantis. Dr. Archie
Ologist comes in and asks Bob to sell his rights, to which he accepts and
makes more money.
***
Third section: Bob keeps digging, this time with the help of the Atlantis
turtles.
***
Let's dance. (Guitar)
1     2      (3/4) 5 (6/7) 8 9
     For fear your grace should fall.
(1----------)(2----------)  3      4

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5 6   7 8 9 10 11 12

Let's dance. (Guitar)
1     2      (3/4) 5 (6/7) 8 9
For fear tonight is all.
1  (2---)(3---------) 4

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5 6   7 8 9 10 11 12 13
***
If you’ve done OK, Bob will hit something: a tunnel leading to New York City.
Bob then initiates a trans-world express train and makes loads of cash
as a rail tycoon.

>>
Let's sway.
You could look into my eyes.
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, the serious moonlight.
<<
***
Final section: Now armed with a powerful drill machine, Bob starts digging.
***
            If you say run,                 I'll run with you.
(1--------)(2/ 3) (4  /5)  1 2 (3---------) 1   (2------)(3/4)

(Guitar) (5--------) (6 / 7)

            If you say hide,
(1--------)(2/ 3) (4 / 5)   1 2 (3---------)
we'll hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide.
1     (2-----)(3-----)(4-----)5
Be-cause my love for you
(1/2)   (3/ 4)   5   6
Would break my heart in two
1     2     3  4     5  6

(Guitar) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

If you should fall
(Guitar) 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
into my arms,
(Spin-----------
Tremble like a flower.
-------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, Bob will finally hit some oil and receives
loads of money from it. He then builds a nice resort for her wife, who then
thanks him gently.
***
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2.14 Episode 14: Batter Up! Home Run Hero Makes a Comeback!!
Song: “The Anthem” by Good Charlotte
Difficulty: 7 stars

Target: Hulk Bryman
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Named "Rookie of the Year" 10 seasons ago.
Situation:
Hulk Bryman is an all-star Major League Home-Run hitter. As he slams
another one, a kid asks for an encore the next time he’ll be at the plate.
“You bet, kid!” replies Hulk. However, Hulk has troubles hitting more
home-runs, gets caught in divorce, and is sent to the minor leagues until
he completely disappears from baseball. Hulk now works as a construction
worker in an amusement park. He then gets recognized by the kid, to who
he lowers his cap and tells him he got the wrong guy, with a tear in his eye.
Suddenly, a huge fire-breathing golem attacks the amusement park and
grabs the kid. As Hulk watches powerlessly, he then remembers what he
told to that kid the last time he saw him. Out of desperation, Hulk calls for
help, and the agents arrive in their… spinning cup??? (Ah come on… I
know the golem doesn’t make much sense but still…)
***
First section: Hulk must save the kid, and for now he must protect the others
by catching the golem fiery rocks it throws.
***
It's a new day, but it all feels old.
1    2 3   4    5   6 (7------------)  
It's a good life, that's what I'm told,
1    2 3    4     5      6   (7-------)
But eve-ry-thing, it all just feels the
   (1 / 2) 3      4  5   6    7     8
sa-me.
9 (1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
And my high school, it felt more to me
1   2  3    4       5  6    7   (8-----)
Like a jail cell, a pe-ni-tentiary;
1    2 3    4     5 6  7 (8--------)
My time spent there, it on-ly made me
1  2    3     4      5  6   7 8    9
se-e...
10 (1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
***
If you’ve done OK, the golem will try to eat the kid, but Hulk throws a powerful
fast ball at its face and safely catches the kid.

>>
That I don't ever wanna be like you,
I don't wanna do the things you do.
I'm never gonna hear the words you say,
And I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be...
<<
***
Second section: Hulk and the kid are getting chased by the golem.
***
You...
(1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
Don't wan-na be just like you.
2     3   4  5  1    2    3
Oh, what I'm say-in' is
1   2    3   4   5   6
This is the an-them,
1    2  3   4  5
Throw all your hands up,
6    (7----------)8     9
You...
(1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
Don't wan-na be you.
2     3   4  5  6
***
If you’ve done OK, the golem will be raging, but the kid shows Hulk a fire
hydrant. Hulk then starts running, slides as if stealing the base, knocks the
hydrant and splashes the golem.
***
Third section: Hulk and the kid are trying to confuse the golem in the
rollercoaster ride.
***
I wan-na get by, and just do my time,
1 2   3  4   5  (6 / 7)  (8-----------)
Out of step while they all get in line.
1   2  3    4    (5 /  6) (7-----------)
I'm just a mi-nor threat so pay no
   (1 /  2)3  4   5      6  7   8
mi-ind.
9 (1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
Do you really wanna be like them?
1      2     (3----)4  5    6
Do you really wanna be a-no-ther trend?
7      1      2    (3---)4  5    6      
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
(1/2 / 3)    4  5   (6--------------)
'Cause I'll never wan-na, I'll never wan-na be...
1      2         (3 / 4)  5    6    (7 / 8 /9)

You...
(1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
Don't wan-na be just like you.
2     3   4  5  1    2    3
Oh, what I'm say-in' is
1   2    3   4   5   6
This is the an-them,
1    2  3   4  5
Throw all your hands up,
6    (7-------)  8      9
You...
(1--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
Don't wan-na be you.
2     3   4  5  6

Shake it once, that's fine;
(1 /  2) 3     4     (5---------)
Shake it twice, that's o- kay;
(1 /  2) 3      4      5 (6--------)
Shake it three times, you're play-ing with you-our-self a-gain...
(1 /  2) 3    (4----) 1     (2 /  3)  4   (5 / 6) (7--)(8/9)
***
If you’ve done OK, Hulk will ready his baseball bat and will hit the golem
right in the face as the train passes by.
***
Final section: The golem is spitting fiery rocks at Hulk, still holding the bat.
***
You...
(1--------------)
Don't wan-na be just like you.
2     3   4  5  6    7    8
Oh, what I'm say-in' is
    1        2   3   4
This is the anthem,
(1-------------------)
Thr-ow all your hands up,
(2/ 3) 4   5    6     7
Y'all got to feel me,
(1--------------------)
S-ing if you're with me!
2 3   4  5      6    7

You...
(1--------------)
Don't wan-na be just like you. (just like you).
2     3   4  5  6    7    8     1    2    3
This is the anthem,
(1---------)(-----------)
Thr-ow all your hands up,
(2/ 3) 4   5    6     7
Y'all got to feel me,
(1--------)(-----------)
S-ing if you're with me!
2 3   4  5      6    7

Another loser an-them, who-a!
1       2     3  4     5   6
Another loser an-them, who-a!
1       2     3  4     5   6
Another loser an-them, who-a!
1       2     3   4  5 6 7 8
Another loser anthem, whoa! (again)
(Spin-------------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK in all sections, the golem will spit a massive chunk of
rock and Hulk will hit it right back at the golem, destroying it. Hulk gets
back into baseball and starts hitting home-runs again, at the joy of his fans.
***
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We’re almost here, don’t give up. Enjoy a cutscene showing the divas
looking at a huge electric eye. One mission will pop up. However, this is
merely a shortcut to another map. Hit the earth to start the mission.
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***
2.15 Episode 15: No More Music!? The Last Hope!! (Part One)
Song: “Without a Fight” by Hoobastank
Difficulty: 8 stars

Target: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Sex: Unknown
Misc. Info: N/A
Situation:
As everyone on the planet is enjoying parties, parades and concerts,
a fleet of spaceships arrive and starts petrifying every musician, which
causes a massive panic throughout the world. The Rhombulans are
invading the Earth and starts enslaving the human race. Furthermore,
music is now forbidden, and if it is heard, the culprits will be turned
to stone.

In a Rhombulan detention center, the various characters you’ve helped so
far are mourning over their fate. Thomas and Angelina are sitting ducks,
Sofie tries to comfort David, Ted and Sam, Brooke is sitting with his parrot
and Hulk is kneeling down his head between his knees. Then Hulk had
enough and tries to call the agents. While the others think it’s not worth it at
first, they decide to give it a try. All around the center, people hear them and
decide to join in. In a massive help call, the agents arrive on their personal
jet glider.
***
First section: The gang starts a rebellion.
***
>>
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
<<

Wake up, our life  is call-ing!
1    2   3  (4---)(5-----) 6
There's smoke, but there's not a fire.
1       2      3   4      (5-----)(6--)
Give us a sign that we're a-live.
1    2  3 4    5    6     7(8-----)

(Guitar) (1/2) (3/4/5)

Step out of  in-deci-sion!
1    2   3  (4-)(5---) 6
Have we been hypno-tized
1    2  3   (4----)(5-----)
To think that eve-ry-thing's al-ri-i-i-i-i-ight?
1  2     3    4   5  6       7  8   9  (10-----)

(Guitar) (1/2) (3/4/5)
***
If you’ve done OK, Angelina will tell the group that the Rhombulans are
actually scared of music. As a result, they bang on steel barrels to knock
out the alien.

>>
The clock is counting down...
The seconds tick away...
<<
***
Second section: The rest of the gang shouts for help to get them out of jail.
***
This is  our ti-i-i-i-i-i-ime
1   (2--)3  (4-----)(------)
With-out a dou-ou-oubt!
1   (2--)3(4----)(----)
Time to ig-ni-i-i-i-i-i-ite...
1    2  3 (4--)(--)(--)(--)
We're not go-ing do-o-o-o-o-o-o-own
5    1    2  3   4 (5--------------)
With-out a fight!
1   (2----)3
This is  our ti-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ime!
1   (2--)3  (4--)(--)(--)(--)(--)
Get up   off the groun-oun-oun-oun-ound!
1  (2---)3  (4---)(---)(---)(----)(----)
Take what is mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!
1    2    3 (4--)(---)(---)(---)
We're not go-ing do-o-o-o-o-o-o-own
5     1   2  3   4 (5----------)(---
Without a fight!
-------)6 7
***
If you’ve done OK, Brooke’s parrot will pick the lock and free Ken, Jane
and Don. They then slam steel barrels to knock the guards.

>>
Let's go, the curtain's open!
Get this show on the road!
I want to feel my heart explode...
<<
***
Final section: The rebellion is still raging, but the Rhombulan leader orders
to destroy them.
***
The clock is count-ing down...
    1     2  3     4   5
(The clock is counting down)
(Guitar) 1 2     3   4   (5-----------) 6 7
The seconds tick away...
(Drums) 1 2     3 4 5 6

(Guitar)1       2  3        4     5

(The seconds tick away)
(Guitar) 1 2     3   4   5 (Spin--------------------)

This is  our ti-i-i-i-ime
1   (2--)3  (4----)(----)
With-out a dou-ou-oubt!
1   (2--)3(4----)(----)
Time to ig-ni-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ite...
1    2  3 (4---)(---)(---)(---)
We're not go-ing do-o-o-o-o-o-o-own
5     1   2  3   4 (5---------------)
With-out a fight!
1   (2----)3
This is  our ti-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ime!
1   (2--)3  (4--)(---)(---)(---)(---)
Get up off the groun-oun-oun-oun-ound!
1  (2----) 3  (4--)(---)(---)(---)(---)
Take what is mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!
1    2    3 (4---)(---)(---)(---)
We're not going down
(Spin----------------
Without a fight!
----------------)
***
>>
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, the Rhombulan leader will fire his eye
beam toward some people and the divas jump in to protect them. The
scene ends with a flash.
***
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Just a note: you won’t be returning to the map. As soon as you’re done
with the score screen, the game will jump directly to the next song. If you
don’t want to do it now or if you quit the mission to come back later, all
you need to do is to hit the star on the map and then the Rhombulan
mothership.
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***
2.16 Episode 16: Mission: No More Music!? The Last Hope!! (Part Two)
Song: “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” by The Rolling Stones
Difficulty: 8 stars

Target: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Sex: Unknown
Misc. Info: N/A
Situation:
Following the last cutscene at the end of the last mission, the divas get
turned into stone by the Rhombulan eye beam and that in front of everybody.
Everyone then starts crying over the death of the divas. However, Lucy keeps
her head up and starts clapping her hands while saying “E… B… A…” The
others soon get the idea and starts cheering the divas. As the cheering gets
louder, the divas’ statues start to crack and not before long, the divas burst
open the statues and are ready to dance. (Note: this tune goes way fast, so
the beats do not follow entirely the lyrics.)
***
First section: Everybody is dancing to repel the Rhombulans.
***
I was bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-orn in a cross-fire hur-ri-cane,
     (1-----------)  2  3   4  5 6  7    8   9  10

(Guitar) 1     2       3 4 5     6 7 8

And I  ho-o-owled at my ma in the dri-ving rain.
1   2 (3-) 4  5   6  7 (8--------)9   10    11

(Guitar) 1     2       3 4 5     6 7 8

But     it's a-a-a-a-a-a-all   ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
1  2 3 (4--)(---)(---)(---) 5 (6--)(---)(---)(---)  7
now;  in fact, it's a gas!
(8------)1     2    3 (4-----)
Yes,    it's  a-a-a-a-a-a-all  ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght...
1  2 3 (4--)(---)(---)(---) 5 (6--)(---)(---)(---)
Jum-pin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
1   2    3   4    5   6  7  8    9   (10-------)

(Guitar) (1/2------------------------) (3/4---------------------------)
***
If you’ve done OK, a platoon of Rhombulan soldiers will order to stop, but the
Carrington sisters appear in the spotlight surrounded by female dancers. The
soldiers fall in love with them and start dancing. The leader then orders a
massive attack.
***
Second section: The dancing continues.
***
I was rai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aised by a toothless, bear-ded hag.
1 2  (3------------) 4  5     6 7 8     9  10 11 12   13

(Guitar) 1     2       3 4 5     6 7 8
  
I was schoo-o-oled with a strap right a-cross my back.
1 2  (3-----) 4 5  6    7 8     9       10    11 12

(Guitar) 1     2       3 4 5     6 7 8

But     it's a-a-a-a-a-a-all   ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
1  2 3 (4--)(---)(---)(---) 5 (6--)(---)(---)(---)  7
now;     in fact, it's a gas!
(8----------)(---------) (1-----)
Yes,    it's  a-a-a-a-a-a-all  ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght...
1  2 3 (4--)(---)(---)(---) 5 (6--)(---)(---)(---)
Jum-pin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
1   2    3    4  5   6    7 8    9   (10-------)

(beats) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8   1 2 3 4 5   1 2
***
If you’ve done OK, Missy, Foxx and Starr will encourage everyone to keep
dancing and singing.
***
Third section: The dancing keeps going.
***
(Guitar) 1     2       3 4 5     6 7 8   9 10 11
(Guitar) 1     2       3 4 5     6 7 8   9 10 11

I was drowned; I was washed up and left for dead.
    1 2          3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (Spin---------  
I fell down     to my feet and I saw they bled.
-----) 1  2    3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (Spin---------  
I frowned   at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
----) 1 2    3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (Spin---------  
I was crowned    with a spike right thru my head,
----) 1     2    3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (Spin---------  
Right through my head!
-----------------------
But it's a-a-a-a-a-a-all  ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight now; in fact, it's a gas!
-----)  (1----)(----) 2 3 4 (5----)(----) 6 7  8 (9------)1   2    3(4-----)
Yes, it's a-a-a-a-a-a-all ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight...
1  2 3  (4----)(----) 5 6 7 (8----)(----) 9 10
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!
1   2   3    4   5  6    7 8    9   (10-------)
***
If you’ve done OK, everybody around the world will be dancing, and the
Earth will be radiating energy.
***
Final section: The dancing keeps going.
***
Jum-ping jack     flash, it's a   gas,
1   2    3    4  (5----) 6    7 8(9------)
Jum-ping jack     flash, it's a   gas,
1   2    3    4  (5----) 6    7 8(9------)

Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
1  2  3  4  5  6  7 8 9 10(11------)
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
1  2  3  4  5  6  7 8 9 10(11------)

Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
(Spin---------------------------
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
--------------------------------)
***
>>
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas...

It's a gas!
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, everyone will be cheering to keep the
music alive. The energy will then burst into a massive beam that hit the
Rhombulan leader and blow it to pieces. Everyone is celebrating and the
divas appear in the sky. The gang thanks them and the girls take one last
look before taking off with the jet glider.
***
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Hey you’re done! Congrats! Enjoy the group shot and the credits and if you
wish to play that episode again just hit the star on the map and the bigger
star next Earth. However, there is an added bonus to this game, explained
below.
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There are 3 bonus episodes in the game. Bonus episodes are obtained with
your rank. The more points you get while playing the game, the higher the rank.
This rank is measured with the grand total of all your scores per episode and
per difficulty level. The problem though is once you’ve unlocked them they
become part of the storyline and must be cleared to move forward.
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***
2.17 Bonus Episode 1: Aspire! Dancing to the Limelight!!
Song: “Believe” by Cher
Difficulty: 4 stars

Target: Amanda Straw
Age: 26
Sex: Female
Misc. Info: Still loves country music.
Unlock by: reaching the 4th rank “Captain of Soul”
Appears when: when you receive episodes 2, 3 and 4, this bonus episode
will also appear and must be complete to move on.
Situation:
Amanda Straw dreams to be a dancer on Broadway. However, her daydreams
cause her troubles at her job as a waitress. The chef, annoyed, warns her that
if she messed up again because of her dreams, he’ll fire her. While getting back
to her apartment, Amanda gets a call for her boyfriend Tex. Tex had enough and
wants her to come home. An argument follows as Amanda’s been trying for 3
years to be a dancer and that she’ll not give up. If that wasn’t enough, her
apartment is due for rent. Having pressure by both her boyfriend and her
boss, out of desperation, Amanda calls for help, and the agents arrive in
their blimp.
***
First section:  Amanda must get money to pay her dance lessons.
***
>>
After love, after love, after love...
<<
No mat-ter how hard I try,
1  2   3   4   5   (6------)(------)
You keep push-ing me aside,
1   2    3    4  (5------)(-------
And I can't break through.
----) 1     2     3
There's no tal-king to you.
(1 /    2) 3   4    5  6
***
If you’ve done OK, the chef will order Amanda to deliver ten pizzas to the
customers. Amanda does so with some fancy and elegant dance steps
and everyone in the restaurant gives her the applause.

>>
It's so sad that you're leaving;
It takes time to believe it;
But after all is said and done,
You're going to be the lonely one, oh!
<<
***
Second section: Amanda must learn to sing better.
***
Do you be-li-eve in life af-ter love?
1  2   3  4 (5---------) 6  7   8

(Guitar) (1-------)(-------) 2

I can feel some-thing in-side me say
1 2  (3----------)(4----)(5----) 6
I really don't think you're strong e-nough, no...
  1      2     3     4     (5-------)6      7
Do you be-li-eve in life af-ter love?
1  2   3  4 (5---------) 6  7   8

(Guitar) (1-------)(-------) 2

I can feel some-thing in-side me say
1 2  (3----------)(4---)(5------)6
I really don't think you're strong e-nough, no...
  1      2     3     4     (5-------)6      7
***
If you’ve done OK, the song teacher will ask Amanda to sing. She does
so along a few pirouettes. The teacher is then proud of Amanda’s progress.

>>
What am I supposed to do?
Sit around and wait for you?
Well, I can't do that,
And there's no turning back.
<<
***
Third section: Amanda gets in the park and starts showing her dancing skills.
***
I  need ti-i-i-i-i-ime to move on;
1  2   (3----)(4-----)      5    6
I ne-ed lo-o-o-o-o-o-ove to feel strong,
1 2  3 (4-------)(5-----)   6    7
'Cause I've had time to think it through,
1      2    3  (4-----) 5     6  7
And baby, I'm too good for you, oh!
(Spin------------------------------)
Do you be-li-eve in life af-ter love?
1  2   3  4 (5---------) 6  7   8

(Guitar) (1-------)(-------) 2

I can feel some-thing in-side me say
1 2  (3-------)(4------)(5------)6
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...
  1        2       3      4         (5-------)(-------)  6
***
If you’ve done OK, Tex arrives with his horse and asks Amanda to dance to
see if she’s gotten better. Tex then put all his hopes for her career.

>>
Well, I know that I'll get through this.
I don't need you anymore...
Oh, I don't need you anymore!
<<
***
Final section: Amanda is getting to the auditions.
***
Do you be-li-eve in life af-ter love?
1  2   3  4 (5---------) 6  7   8
(after love, after love, after love)
      (1-------)(-------)(---------)
I   can feel some-thing in-side me say
(1 /2  /3)  (4  / 5)   (6 /7)  (8 /9)
I real-ly don't think you're strong e-nough, no...
  1    2  3     4            1      2 3      4
Do you be-li-eve in life af-ter love?
1  2   3  4 (5---------) 6   7  8
(after love, after love, after love)
      (1-------)(-------)(----------)
I can feel something inside me say
(Spin------------------------------
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...
------------------------------------------------)
***
>>
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...
<<

If you’ve done OK, Amanda will be preparing to enter the stage. The curtain
opens to reveal and large audience, as Amanda got the leading role. Tex
yells at her in cheering and Amanda smiles back.
***
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***
2.18 Bonus Episode 2: Here, Kitty, Kitty! Baby Hijinks!!
Song: “ABC” y The Jackson Five
Difficulty: 6 stars

Target: Max
Age: 5
Sex: Male
Misc.  Info: Smells like apple pie. Reason unknown.
Unlock by: reaching the 6th rank “King of the Beat”
Appears when: when you receive episodes 9, 10 and 11, this bonus episode
will also appear and must be complete to move on.
Situation:
In an condominium right next to a construction site, Max and baby Alden are
playing around. Alden’s mother asks Max to keep and eye on Alden while
she gets some groceries (By the way, bad idea). She also promises that she’ll
get Max’s favorite fish. Max then dreams about its meal… until it notices that
Alden has been chasing a butterfly outside the home and is falling. Max
heroically jumps to catch the baby, but a crane is lifting a construction
support beam with baby Alden on it. As Max falls, out of desperation, it
calls for help, and the agents arrive in their cars. (Again, don’t ask me
how a cat can talk.)
***
First section: Alden is moving on a treadmill with at the end a large pressing
piston. Max dashes to get him out.
***
Ba ba ba...

You went to school to learn, girl,
    1    2  3     (4/ 5)     6     7
Things you never, never knew before,
(8-----------------------------------)
Like "I, I, I be-fore E ex-cept after C",
1     2  3  4    5    6    7    8     9
And why two plus two makes four.
       (1------------------------)
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you, teach you, teach you,
2   3   4   (5--------)6     7
All about love, dear (all about love.)
(1-------)2     3
Sit your-self down and take a seat.
1   2    3             4      5
All you gotta do is re-peat after me.
1   2   3              4    5     6

A-B-C
1 2 3
Easy as 1-2-3
(4-----)1 2 3
Or simple as
4 (5---------)
Do re mi, A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl!
1  2  3   4 5 6  1 2 3  4    (5----------)6
***
If you’ve done OK, Max will jump in and hold the piston so baby Alden can pass
through. Having picked up an umbrella sooner, Alden safely lands on the ground.

>>
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out!
Come on, come on, come on,
Let me show you what it's all about!

Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out!
Come on, come on, come on,
Let me show you what it's all about!
<<
***
Second section: Alden hopped on a rail cart while chasing the butterfly, and
Max must stop it.
***
Rea-ding, writing, and a-rith-me-tic
1   2     3           (4/5)  (6/ 7)
Are the branches of the learning tree,
8  (9------------------------------------------)
Bu-ut with-out the roots of love every day, girl,
1  2  3    4   5   6        7    8     9    10
Your education ain't complete.
(1----------------------------)
The tea-cher is gonna show you, show you, show you,
2   3   4   (5-------)6    7
How to get an A-a! (Nah nee nah nee nah nah!)
1      2      3 4   1       2       3   4
Spell "me", "you", ooh, add the two!
(1---------------) 2    3       4
Listen to me, ba-by, that's all you got-ta do!
(1------------------)           2      (3 /4)

A-B-C
1 2 3
Easy as 1-2-3
(4-----)1 2 3
Or simple as
4 (5---------)
Do re mi, A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl!
1  2  3   4 5 6  1 2 3  4   (5-----------)6
That's how ea-sy love can be!
1      2   3     4    5   6
Sing a sim-ple me-lo-dy! (That's how easy love can be!)
1    2 3       4  5  6
1-2-3, you and me!
1 2 3  4   5
***
If you’ve done OK, as the cart keeps rolling toward electric lines, Max jumps
with two wooden planks and lifts the line so the cart and Alden pass safely.

>>
Sit down, girl! I think I love you!
No! Get up, girl!
Show me what you can do!
<<
***
Third section: Alden is chasing the butterfly on support beams, and Max dashes
to catch him if he ever falls.
***
Shake it, shake it, ba-by, come on now!
1     2   3    (4 / 5) 6
Shake it, shake it, ba-by, oo-ooh!
1     2   3    (4 / 5) 6
Shake it, shake it, ba-by, ha!
1     2   3    (4 / 5) 6
1-2-3, ba-by, oo-ooh!
1 2 3  4  5   6  7
A-B-C, ba-by, na na!
1 2 3  4  5   6  7
Do re mi, ba-by, ha!
1  2  3   4  5   6
That's how ea-sy love can be!
1      2   3 (4/ 5)   6   7
***
If you’ve done OK, Alden will fall, but Max ties a rope to a beam and swing like
Tarzan to catch Alden.

>>
A-B-C
Easy as 1-2-3
Or simple as
Do re mi, A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl!
Do re mi, A-B-C,
That's how easy love can be!
<<
***
Final section: Alden is chasing the butterfly on the treadmill again.
***
A-B-C, it's easy,  (A-B-C)
1 2 3 (4---------)
It's like counting  up to three, (1-2-3)
(5/  6)  (1-------)(2/ 3) 4
Sing a  sim-ple melody, (Do re mi, A-B-C)
(1/  2) 3   4  (5-------)
That's how easy love can be!
1      2   3    4    5   6

I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out! 
     1        2         3   4  5       6
Come on, come on, come on,
1        2        3
Let me show you what it's all about!
4      5        6         7
A-B-C, it's easy, (A-B-C)
1 2 3 (4--------)
It's like coun-ting up to three, (1-2-3)
5    6    1    2    3 (4 /5)
Sing a sim-ple me-lo-dy, (Do re mi, A-B-C)
1    2 3   4  (5 /6) 7
That's how easy love can be!
1      2   3    4    5   6

I'm going to teach you how to sing it out!
    1        2         3   4  5       6
Sing it out, sing it, sing it! (oh, oh, oh baby)
                                1   2   3   4
***
>>
A-B-C, baby,                            (A-B-C)
It's like counting up to three,         (1-2-3)
Sing a simple melody,                   (Do re mi, A-B-C)
That's how easy love can be!

A-B-C, baby,                            (A-B-C)
It's like counting up to three,         (1-2-3)
Sing a simple melody,                   (Do re mi, A-B-C)
That's how easy love can be!
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, Alden’s mom comes back and sees Max and
Alden playing in the home. She then gives Max a plate with fishes. As Max tells
the player to keep the secret, Alden falls asleep and dreams of playing with
Max.
***
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***
2.19 Bonus Episode 3: The Last Laugh! Just a Peanut Matter!!
Song: “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child
Difficulty: 7 stars

Target: Jake Irons
Age: 36
Sex: Male
Misc. Info: Plays Bridge with old ladies at retirement homes.
Unlock by: reaching the 9th rank “Legendary Agent”
Appears when: when you receive episodes 13 and 14, this bonus episode
will also appear and must be complete to move on.
Situation:
Jake Irons is a Sarcastic Nuts & Nuts salesman that can’t stand laughing and
giggling. His partner Danny even makes jokes about it that if he eat too many
nuts, he’ll never laugh again, but if he do, it will a real laugh. Jake stops
at a local diner and checks the TV for some breaking news: laughing
zombies are running amok and are spreading their disease via kisses.
It’s not long before the newscaster get caught and turned into a zombie.
Annoyed by all the giggling, Jake then hears something behind him: the
diner has infested with zombies! Out of desperation, Jake calls for help,
and the agents arrive in their motorcycle.
***
First section: Jake uses his peanuts to repel the zombies in the diner.
***
Now that you are out of my life, I'm so much bet-ter,
                 1   2  3  4        (5/6)   (7 / 8)
You thought that I'd be weak without you,   but I'm stron-ger.
    1       2    3   4 (5---------------) 6 7   8  (9  /  10)
You thought that I'd be broke with-out you, but I'm rich-er.
    1       2    3   4   5   (6  / 7)      (8 / 9) (10 /11)
You thought that I'd be sad without you; I  laugh hard-er.
    1       2    3   4 (5---------------)(6/7)   (8 /  9)
You thought I would-n't grow with-out you;
    1       2     3   4    5    6   7
but now I'm wis-er.
(8/ 9)      10  11
You thought I would be helpless without you,
    1       2 3     4 (5--------------------)
   but I'm smart-er.
6  7   8  (9  /  10)
You thought that I'd be stressed with-out you,
    1       2    3   4  5       (6  / 7)
but I'm chil-lin'.
(8 /9) (10 / 11)
You thought I wouldn't sell without you - Sold nine mil-lion.
    1       2 3    4  (5---------------) (6  / 7)  (8 / 9)

I'm a survi-vor,
(1---)2     3
I'm not gon-na give up,
(1--------)    2    3
I'm not gon-na stop,
1   2    3 (4--------)
I'm gonna work harder,
1    2    3   (4-------)
I'm a survi-vor,
(1---)2     3
I'm gon-na make it,
(1-----)   2    3
I will sur-vive,
1 2    3  (4---)
Keep on sur-viving!
1    2  3  (4-------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Jake will find a shotgun near the cash register (now, what on
Earth was that doing here in a diner?). He plugs his peanut can and open fire.
As peanuts get into the zombies’ mouths, they revert back to normal people
and the diner is cleared.

>>
Thought I couldn't breathe without you; I'm inhalin'.
You thought I couldn't see without you - Perfect vision!
You thought I couldn't last without you, but I'm lastin'.
You thought that I would die without you, but I'm livin'.
<<
***
Second section: Jake must stock on ammo and rides his delivery truck to the
local mart, infested with zombies as well.
***
Thought that I would fail with-out you, but I'm on top.
                     1    2   (3---------------) 4  5
Thought it would be over by now, but it won't stop.
1       2  3     4 (5-------)(--------) 6     7 
You thought that I  would self-des-truct, but I'm still here;
    1       2    3  4     5    6  (7---------)    8     9
Even in my years to come, I'm still gonna be here.
1    2  3  4    (5----------)(-----------)6  7 

I'm a sur-vivor,
1   2 3  (4-----)
I'm not gonna give up,
1   2   3    (4--------)
I'm not gon-na stop,
1   2   3   4  5
I'm gonna work hard-er,
1   2     3    4    5
I'm a sur-vivor,
1   2 3  (4-----)
I'm gon-na make it,
1   2   3 (4--------)
I   will  sur-vi-ve,
1   2     3   4  5
Keep on sur-vi-ving!
1    2  3   4  5
***
If you’ve done OK, Jake will fire his peanuts at two elderly ladies, who
will try to thank Jake with a kissy-kiss, much to Jake’s discomfort.

>>
I'm wishin' you the best, pray that you are blessed,
Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness. (I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna blast you on the radio. (I'm better than that)
<<
***
Third section: Jake gets a call from Danny on the radio of his truck: the
office is getting attacked by zombies.
***
I'm not gonna lie on you or your family, yo.
(I'm bet-ter than that)
 1   2   3   4    5
I'm not gon-na hate you in the maga-zine.
    6   7   8 (9--------------)10   11
(I'm bet-ter than that)
 1   2   3   4    5
I'm not gon-na compromise my Christ-ianity.
    6   7   8 (9------------)10     11
(I'm bet-ter than that)
 1   2   3   4    5
You know I'm not gon-na diss you on the Inter-net,
             6   7   8 (9--------------)10    11
'Cause my mom-ma taught me bet-ter than that!
1      2  3   4  5      6  7

I'm a survi-vor,
(1---)2     3
I'm not gon-na give up,
(1--------)    2    3
I'm not gon-na stop,
1   2    3 (4--------)
I'm gonna work harder,
1    2    3   (4-------)
I'm a survi-vor,
(1---)2     3
I'm gon-na make it,
(1-----)   2    3
I will sur-vive,
1 2    3  (4---)
Keep on sur-viving!
1    2  3  (4-------)
***
If you’ve done OK, Jake arrives just in time to shoot the zombies and save
Danny. Danny then tells Jake that he finally has his uses as a big guy.
Angered, annoyed and pissed off, Jake punches Danny in the face while
telling him to shut up.

>>
After all of the darkness and sadness
Still comes happiness.
<<
***
Final section: Jake takes the elevator to the roof and finds the source of
the zombies and the disease: a giant mutant mushroom.
***
If I sur-round my-self with positive things,
1  2 3   4     5  6   (7------------------------)      
I'll gain  pro-sperity.
1  2 3  4  5

I'm a survi-vor,
(1---)2     3
I'm not gon-na give up,
(1--------)    2    3
I'm not gon-na stop,
1   2    3 (4--------)
I'm gonna work harder,
1    2    3   (4-------)
I'm a survi-vor,
(1---)2     3
I'm gon-na make it,
(1-----)   2    3
I will sur-vive,
1 2    3  (4---)
Keep on sur-viving!
1    2  3  (4-------)

I'm a sur-vivor,
1   2 3  (4-----)
I'm not gonna give up,
1   2   3    (4--------)
I'm not gon-na stop,
1   2   3   4  5
I'm gonna work hard-er,
1   2     3    4    5
I'm a survivor,
(Spin-----------
I'm gonna make it,
------------------
I will survive,
------------------
Keep on surviving!
-------------------)
***
>>
I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!
<<

If you’ve done OK in all sections, Jake will throw the peanut can into the
mushroom’s mouth, causing it to explode. Jake’s boss comes in to
congratulate him and that they learn something from him as they try to
eat some peanuts. The gang hates them, but Jakes asks for more
peanuts. Soon everyone in town is eating Sarcastic Nuts & Nuts.
***

That wraps it up for the Hard ROCK FAQ. Thanks for reading it and enjoy
the game. Try aiming for S ranks next.