Contributor Recognition : Da Ass Man

Arcade Games

Area 51	A good concept gone bad	07/10/01	4/10
Deer Hunting USA	You will be tempted to turn the gun on yourself!!	07/11/01	3/10
Dragon's Lair	About as much fun as being in a Dragon's Lair	09/05/02	2/10
Eighteen Wheeler	Even truckers won't like this game	07/11/01	5/10
Lethal Enforcers II: Gunfighters	The only thing lethal is the poor controls	07/13/01	3/10
Mortal Kombat 3	Finish him.... Ed Boon, that is	07/10/01	5/10
NBA Hang Time	It should have been called	09/23/02	2/10

Atari 2600

Basketball	Deserves mad props	08/04/02	9/10
Enduro	Tough to Endure	06/19/02	3/10
Pac-Man	.... this isn't pac-man....	08/12/02	3/10
Skate Boardin': A Radical Adventure	If Atari had a Seal of Quality, this game wouldn't get it	05/31/02	1/10

Genesis

Double Dragon	The Lee Brothers battle rival gangs and bad hairdos	08/22/02	3/10
Shaq-Fu	Avoid this game lik the plague!	06/28/01	2/10
Splatterhouse 2	If I had a dime for every time I played this game, well, I'd have a dime	01/10/02	2/10

NES

Adventure Island	Having an enema is a greater adventure	10/12/01	3/10
Bad Dudes	I played this game so you wouldn't have to!	08/13/02	2/10
Double Dragon III	Very difficult!	05/31/02	5/10
Friday the 13th	Not a bad game really	06/28/01	6/10
Ghostbusters	I'd rather have a kidney stone than play this	06/29/01	1/10
Ikari III: The Rescue	Rescue me from this endless spiral of despair	07/08/01	5/10
Ikari Warriors	Sure if your definiton of warriors is Overweight	09/12/02	1/10
Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road	A hellacious battle with aliens and bad controls	07/08/01	2/10
Kung Fu	Worth a try, "a" as in only one.	07/02/01	3/10
Mario Is Missing!	Somebody get a plunger...	09/16/02	1/10
Simpsons: Space Mutants	Doh!	07/08/01	3/10
Spy vs. Spy	Invented the crappy comic book genre	10/15/02	2/10
Yo! Noid	Don't listen to the other reviews!! Seriously!	06/28/01	2/10

Nintendo 64

South Park	Did you really think it would be good?	10/17/01	3/10
Superman	About as good as the TV series on ABC	01/05/02	1/10
WCW/NWO Revenge	The best WCW N64 game by far	06/29/01	10/10
WWF War Zone	A great gift for people you don't like	11/15/01	4/10

PC

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Who wants a coaster?

09/15/02

1/10

PlayStation

Bubsy 3D	No synopsis will do this game justice	09/11/02	1/10
Centipede	I'd rather play with a real centipede	09/26/02	2/10
Mortal Kombat Trilogy	Ultimate Mortal Kombat Trilogy: Turbo Edition	10/15/02	2/10
Spice World	Girl Power = Crappy Game	05/26/02	1/10
WCW vs The World	I'd rather watch an episode of WCW Saturday Night	10/23/02	1/10

SNES

ClayFighter	This game Stinks with a capital	08/19/01	4/10
Final Fight	An astounding masterwork	01/12/02	10/10
Mario is Missing!	The Only thing that is missing is good graphics, gameplay, and controls	09/16/02	1/10
Pit-Fighter	The name says it all	08/12/02	1/10
Rise of the Robots	Looking for an innovative and exciting fighting game? Well then don't look here!	07/18/01	1/10
Shaq-Fu	1/10, likes Shaq's foul shot average	05/26/02	1/10
Super Mario Kart	One of the top 10 games for the SNES no doubt	07/02/01	10/10
The Rocketeer	About as fun as a root canal	07/09/01	2/10