| Arcana | Could have | 03/22/03 | 4/10 |
| Ardy Lightfoot | Never quite gets it. | 04/30/02 | 5/10 |
| Breath of Fire | The quintessential SNES RPG. Decent yet forgettable. | 03/02/02 | 7/10 |
| Chrono Trigger | Blitz through time and space, leaving behind tons of paradoxes in your wake! | 11/10/01 | 9/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country | A fun ride, but also a rather short and forgettable one. | 10/15/01 | 8/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country 2 | Would I rather think up a witty tagline, or go back to playing this game? I'll give you one guess. | 07/30/01 | 10/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country 3: D | Why such hatred for this game? | 08/08/01 | 9/10 |
| EarthBound | I love this game. The sad thing is, I have no idea why. | 10/09/01 | 9/10 |
| Final Fantasy II | I see the FANTASY, but FINAL is still nowhere in sight... | 02/02/02 | 6/10 |
| Final Fantasy Mystic Quest | Failure | 06/20/03 | 3/10 |
| Final Fantasy V | The game that shattered my dislike for Final Fantasy | 04/04/02 | 9/10 |
| Illusion of Gaia | More is less | 11/21/02 | 7/10 |
| Lester the Unlikely | Not good, not bad, not ugly, but uninteresting and unremarkable. | 08/11/01 | 6/10 |
| Lufia | Entertain me - that's all I ask of you. | 08/28/02 | 5/10 |
| Lufia II |  Unsung hero | 12/21/01 | 10/10 |
| Mario's Time Machine | Buy this if you want an excuse to hate history for all eternity. | 08/06/01 | 3/10 |
| Road Runner's Death Valley Rally | A small step above average, two big ones below great | 08/18/01 | 6/10 |
| S.O.S. | Words of Wisdom of the day: Don't judge a review by its tagline. | 03/08/02 | 7/10 |
| Secret of Mana | And in the end, the game STILL doesn't tell you what the big secret is! I feel cheated... | 02/09/02 | 8/10 |
| Super Mario All-Stars | Once upon a midnight dreary, Mario games did not seem weary... | 10/26/01 | 6/10 |
| Super Mario Kart | One of the first Mario spinoff games is also one of the best. | 08/12/01 | 9/10 |
| Super Mario RPG | Straddling the borders | 07/26/01 | 9/10 |
| Super Mario World | Nice, but not the best addition to the Mario series. | 09/16/01 | 7/10 |
| Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island | I still insist that it's better than Super Mario World. | 08/09/01 | 9/10 |
| Super Metroid | Could I start again, please? | 03/01/03 | 10/10 |
| Tetris & Dr. Mario | Good, but I doubt you'll want it. Why? Look inside. | 11/04/01 | 6/10 |
| Tetris Attack | This game will destroy your mental health. The problem is, you won't mind. | 02/11/02 | 9/10 |
| The Legend of the Mystical Ninja | No one-line introduction can sum up this game. | 08/19/02 | 9/10 |
| Tiny Toon Adventures: Wacky Sports Challenge | I chose this game over Super Mario All-Stars. Did I regret it? Not really. | 08/15/01 | 8/10 |
| Zelda: Link to the Past | RPG? Action? Adventure? Who cares? I love this game! | 08/20/01 | 8/10 |
