Contributor Recognition : Martin G

Game Boy Advance

Azumanga Daioh	Bizarre yet oddly addictive card game for fans of the series only	02/24/05	7/10
Bratz	Want your kids to play with porn actresses and learn that SHALLOW equals JOY? Look no further.	09/10/04	2/10
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	Just what movie is this game based upon?	02/08/06	3/10
Garfield	Disappointing Garfield adaptation, could have been more than a dull platforms game with just a little effort	01/11/06	4/10
Gremlins	Finally the chance that we were all awaiting to be evil Gremlins, wreck chaos and fight against Christmas lovers and a diabolical camera	12/20/04	6/10
Horse & Pony - My Horsefarm	These ponies leap from “awful game” straight into “theoretical impossibility”	02/06/06	1/10
Kawaii Koinu	Entertaining and visually appealing pet game for young Japanese kids and students of the language	01/09/06	6/10
V.I.P.	All the mind-numbing boredom of bad and cheap TV shows without any of their comedic camp potential	07/24/06	2/10
ZooCube	Rotating objects: from obsessive-compulsive behaviour to the ultimate puzzle addiction (and possibly the other way around, too)	07/27/06	10/10

Game Boy Color

Barbie Fashion Pack	Here! Have the dubious pleasure of manipulating Barbie and her friends in a drug-induced make-up session of FEAR	04/27/05	1/10
Barbie Ocean Discovery	Barbie redefines the concept of minigames	01/04/06	2/10

NeoGeo

Magical Drop III

An extraordinarily simple puzzle game that is still far more addictive and rewarding than any modern title.

06/03/04

9/10

Online/Browser

NationStates	Government simulator that provides tiny bits of shallow fun for about a week	04/29/05	3/10
Utopia	This looks confusing. But you'll get used to. And you'll probably like it.	06/15/02	7/10

PC

BloodRayne	An intentional B-list movie atmosphere that works thanks to the game not taking itself seriously at all	02/14/06	7/10
GunBound	An online game that is actually FUN	06/10/04	8/10
Lemony Snicket	These unfortunate events are ‘shallow’, a word which here means ‘not at all as interesting as the books, or the movie for that matter’	02/10/06	6/10
Messiah	A mediocre game built around a good idea, or "lots of wasted potential"	12/02/04	5/10
Ragnarok Online	Sweet and Nice	06/15/02	9/10

PlayStation

Bishi Bashi Special 2	The perfect party game provides quick action, intense fun and unbridled MADNESS	01/02/06	10/10
Star Wars: Jedi Power Battles	The music of this game is great.	04/24/03	2/10
Tenchu 2	A worthy prequel to Tenchu that manages to be good on its own -as long as it is put in context	01/03/05	7/10
V.I.P.	Pamela Anderson’s breasts make their transition into videogames in a hilarious must-have of comedy	07/24/06	2/10

PlayStation 2

Alias	An acceptable game focused from the entirely wrong perspective	01/10/05	7/10
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon	A mixture of good intentions and unenthusiastic development make this only interesting for the first half hour	02/06/06	5/10
Dynasty Warriors 3	Tedious in one-player, only monotonous in cooperative	06/18/04	4/10
ICO	The quintessence of gaming artistry and a unique experience on all levels	07/11/06	10/10
Indigo Prophecy	Intellectual car crash	02/27/06	3/10
Kuon	How much does a deeply fascinating atmosphere make up for?	08/07/07	6/10
Lord of the Rings: ROTK	A truly epic chance to enjoy Lord of the Rings action in the company of a friend	03/28/05	8/10
Nightshade	Ninja acrobatics defy the Law of Gravity in a veritable fast-paced challenge	04/13/05	8/10
Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven	Almost perfect? YES! ...no, really. Hey, I'm serious! Do read!	04/21/03	9/10
Underworld: The Eternal War	Vampires and werewolves face each other in a very lacking (but pretty fun) shooter	12/13/04	4/10
Viewtiful Joe	Wonderful action game tenuously based on movies	04/04/05	8/10

Saturn

NiGHTS Into Dreams...

What can make you fly past floating sheepies and through psychodelic sceneries? Not a hard drug, but a superb gaming experience

06/21/04

9/10