Arcade Games
| Castle of Dragon | Dragon Attack | 04/15/03 | 4/10 |
| Chiller | Dead things . . . gotta love ‘em. | 01/17/03 | 5/10 |
| Donkey Kong | A professional in an ape mask is still a professional. | 11/03/03 | 8/10 |
| Ghosts 'n Goblins | Our princess is in another castle. | 10/31/03 | 4/10 |
| Kicker | "GUTS!" | 11/03/03 | 8/10 |
| King of the Monsters | Tokyo has another bad day. | 11/05/03 | 5/10 |
| Michael Jackson's Moonwa | Innuendo | 02/10/04 | 8/10 |
| Miss World '96 Nude |  The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly | 08/29/03 | 2/10 |
| Mr. Goemon | Surf Ninjas Must Die | 09/25/03 | 7/10 |
| Ninja Gaiden | NINJA! VANISH! | 04/25/03 | 7/10 |
| Ninja Masters | On dead branches, crows remain perched at autumn’s end. | 03/26/03 | 7/10 |
| Ninja Spirit | The moon became as blood. | 06/05/04 | 10/10 |
| Rampage | Just don’t look. | 06/07/04 | 3/10 |
| Renegade | Ganbatte ne, Kunio-kun! | 07/05/03 | 8/10 |
| Samurai Shodown | Ukyo's BIASED Review. | 04/04/03 | 10/10 |
| Shadow Dancer | THERE’S A HEAVEN ABOVE YOU, BABY! | 07/09/03 | 9/10 |
| Splatterhouse | Dead by Dawn | 05/11/03 | 8/10 |
| Street Fighter | Coronation, Ryu? This is bad comedy. | 07/20/04 | 3/10 |
Atari 2600
| Double Dragon | The Dragons have been kidnapped by ineptitude. | 06/08/03 | 2/10 |
| Halloween | I'm your bogeyman. | 10/31/02 | 4/10 |
| JF/Knight On The Town | The Quest for the Holy Tail | 08/28/03 | 1/10 |
Famicom Disk System
Genesis
| El Viento | Winds of Thunder | 06/23/03 | 10/10 |
| Techno Cop | You have the right to remain bored. | 04/22/04 | 2/10 |
MSX
| Metal Gear | -!- | 04/17/03 | 8/10 |
NeoGeo
| King of the Monsters | Godzilla vs the Cheese Monster | 11/06/03 | 5/10 |
| Ninja Masters | kareeda ni karasu no tomari keri aki no kure | 03/26/03 | 7/10 |
| Samurai Shodown | Tsuki no Hana. | 04/04/03 | 10/10 |
NES
PC
| RingOut | This is a really poor game. | 07/10/04 | 1/10 |
PlayStation
| Clock Tower | The evil murderer lives. | 03/27/03 | 8/10 |
| Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within | Ravenous phantasmagoria. | 04/28/03 | 5/10 |
PlayStation 2
| Final Fantasy X | Praise be to Yevon. | 01/12/03 | 9/10 |
| Final Fantasy X-2 | Nah, you’re a dumb ol’ girl. | 08/22/04 | 4/10 |
Saturn
| Snatcher | Twilight of Neo Kobe City | 06/22/03 | 8/10 |
Sega CD
| Secret of Monkey Island | Look behind you, a three-headed loading screen. | 12/09/03 | 4/10 |
| Snatcher | Master of Puppets Among the Disease | 12/10/02 | 10/10 |
| Time Gal | Wake up. Time to die. | 04/22/04 | 8/10 |
SNES
| ActRaiser | Look, do you want a happy God or a vengeful God? | 01/06/03 | 7/10 |
| Clock Tower | Watching you . . . cradle under the star . . . | 09/30/02 | 8/10 |
| Harvest Moon | Chaff | 09/16/04 | 3/10 |
| Lagoon | “I have a pocket knife, you know.” | 07/02/04 | 2/10 |
| Pac-Man 2 | Watch out for those boulders, Pac-Man! *wince* | 12/15/02 | 8/10 |
Turbo CD
| Ai-Choaniki | Death to nude midgets | 05/10/05 | 8/10 |
| Akumajou Dracula X: Chi no Rondo | X | 09/30/03 | 10/10 |
| Snatcher CD-ROMantic | Restoration | 12/11/02 | 9/10 |
TurboGrafx-16
| Alien Crush | Game over, man. | 03/30/03 | 8/10 |
| Devil's Crush | Sympathy | 10/30/03 | 9/10 |
| Gekibo | Pernicious pictorials to publicize perverted persons, prose pending. | 06/13/04 | 8/10 |
| Ninja Spirit | Nocturne in the Moonlight. | 06/06/03 | 9/10 |
| Splatterhouse | A lovely evening with the dead next door. | 05/12/03 | 7/10 |
| Street Fighter II | Turbofiends only need apply. | 02/24/05 | 8/10 |
| Strip Fighter 2 | You won’t even want to beat it. | 04/13/05 | 2/10 |
