Contributor Recognition : Lisanne

Amiga

Rule the world! Well, the Americas...

04/13/03

7/10

Amstrad CPC

Head Over Heels

An extremely advanced and solid title from one of the most well-known development duos of the mid-1980s.

09/06/05

10/10

Commodore 64

Head Over Heels	Fantastic platform game, way ahead of its time	07/17/03	8/10
Magicland Dizzy	Rediscover life as an ovum in stunning style with an extraordinarily detailed trip down Trippy Lane.	11/16/04	9/10
Monty Python's Flying Circus	An energetic crowd-pleaser that's sure to satisfy in every conceivable way.	03/14/04	10/10
Scrabble Deluxe	"'zxquzwq' - Are you sure?" "Yes." "285 points."	01/20/04	8/10

Dreamcast

Donald Duck	Spend a few hours staring at Donald Duck's sizeable arse	04/06/03	2/10
Dreamcast	The prettiest lump of electrical things and metal I ever did buy.	03/12/04	8/10
Fighting Force 2	I have lost the will to live.	04/22/03	1/10
Fur Fighters	Astonishingly hilarious shooter with a SOUL. Yes, a SOUL.	06/29/03	9/10
Rayman 2: The Great Escape	Are those mushrooms REALLY jumping on top of one another, or did someone put something in my drink??	05/05/03	8/10
Skies of Arcadia	A beautifully designed world and an epic storyline combine to make this the most enjoyable RPG on the Dreamcast.	03/27/04	10/10
Wetrix+	A genuinely challenging and addictive puzzle game.	03/31/03	8/10

Game Boy

Barbie Game Girl

Pitiful attempt, if it is an attempt, at creating a game for girls.

03/21/04

1/10

Game Boy Advance

Bomberman Max 2: Red Advance	A good, solid title which will please fans of the puzzle genre.	10/27/03	7/10
Bratz	LISTEN. Female gamers are NOT all little girls into make-up and dancing. Now give us some darn action already!	07/31/03	2/10
Classic NES Series: Bomberman	Surprisingly faithful remake of one of THE most inspirational, classic games of all time.	08/07/04	8/10
Disney Princess	Tiresome platform game for young girls that could have been better if only they'd TRIED.	05/19/03	5/10
Horse & Pony - My Horsefarm	What the blooming heck is this supposed to be?!	02/06/06	1/10
Rampage Puzzle Attack	Why, hello Mr Monster! Are you here to watch me drop these pretty blocks into this grid? Why are you mounting the side of it? Oh, Mr Monster! No!	09/25/04	7/10
Sheep	Oh little sheepies! Why must you evade me so?	05/03/04	8/10
Sonic Advance 2	Shallow, vacuous, insanity-inducing mayhem of the "can't get enough of THIS!" variety.	05/08/03	8/10
Super Puzzle Fighter II	Squinty stack & smash block puzzle action not to be played if you're easily offended by aggressively cheerful things.	06/24/03	7/10
The Muppets: On With The Show!	Childhood memories of quality 1980s television reduced to sobbing tatters by evil corporate money-machine.	05/19/03	2/10
Ultimate Brain Games	Remember when games came in cardboard boxes and were played on tabletops?	03/13/04	8/10
ZooCube	Why are the most simple games always the most addictive?	05/03/04	10/10

Game Boy Color

Barbie Pet Rescue

Oh no! Someone vomited on my GameBoy! Oh wait, that's just "Orange Barbie" and her fake tan overload.

03/14/05

1/10

GameCube

NFS: Underground

Alleged "racing" game - shallow, and over-stylized.

12/22/03

5/10

Genesis

Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean	CAUTION: Do not play if sleep-deprived, prone to hallucinations, drunk or under the influence of narcotics.	08/06/03	7/10
Flicky	Come, little chickedees! Let us away to a land through an exit door where we shall rule the world!	03/28/04	5/10
Sonic Spinball	My thumbs are absolutely killing me.	03/21/04	9/10

Mobile

Mildly entertaining but deathly addictive.

11/09/05

6/10

Online/Browser

Initially entertaining, but suffers from a lack of variety that becomes noticeable all too soon.

03/16/05

4/10

PC

Minesweeper	This game is the bane of many an office. Slackers unite!	03/21/04	6/10
Neighbors From Hell	Ladies and Gentlemen, slapstick "comedy" just went interactive.	06/27/03	6/10
Spring Break	Cash-in on some of the most demanding holidayers ever by getting them drunk and feeding them cheap meat of ALL kinds.	08/12/05	8/10
Tetris	The Godfather of the puzzle genre.	05/02/03	10/10
V.I.P.	When Botox Goes Bad.	08/30/07	1/10

PlayStation

Bishi Bashi Special 2	More insane than a very very insane thing indeed.	04/06/03	10/10
Bomberman Fantasy Race	So sickly sweet it makes S Club Juniors look like evil incarnate.	04/15/03	5/10
Bomberman Party Edition	A remake of a cult classic - and it's classic for a reason!	04/06/03	8/10
Bust-A-Move 4	Exactly the same as the previous Bust-A-Move games, but they're ALL great.	04/06/03	8/10
Civilization II	Be as narcissistic as you please without any pesky societal repercussions.	04/20/03	8/10
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped	I don't understand how he can run so fast with that clearly visible back problem of his.	04/06/04	10/10
Harvest Moon	Get women to like you by buying them earrings and plying them with wine. Oh, and run a farm too...	05/09/04	10/10
Intelligent Qube	Disarmingly simple, yet distressingly difficult.	04/22/03	8/10
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee	A masterpiece of design, slavery and laughing gas. Ha ha ha ha ha! shoot Darn...	03/21/04	8/10
Sim Theme Park	Great for half an hour or so, but only if the sound is turned off.	03/31/03	2/10
Tomb Raider II	A patronizingly clichéd attempt to win over "the kids". Appalling controls make it unplayable.	04/26/03	2/10
Xena: Warrior Princess	Tedious action/adventure game for fans of the series only.	04/02/03	4/10

PlayStation 2

Fantavision	I really do not get this at all.	04/15/03	2/10
Fur Fighters	An incredibly humorous and satisfying game providing some real laugh-out-loud moments.	02/26/03	9/10
Gregory Horror Show	The Grim Reaper is Swedish.	08/16/07	9/10
Primal	It really didn't need the hype. An astounding game with a lengthy development time that was really worth the wait.	04/14/03	10/10
Silent Hill 3	Groundbreaking graphics make up for its shortcomings.	06/15/03	8/10
SingStar	Sickeningly badly programmed karaoke game for robots and Charlotte Church.	08/08/04	3/10
Vexx	An appropriately titled waste of time.	04/13/03	1/10
War of the Monsters	Vacuous R Us	04/15/03	3/10
Zapper	"You WILL be happy! Failure to comply will result in immediate cheerful music playing ness"	04/13/03	6/10

Sega Master System

Lemmings	Hugely addictive but sadly forgotten puzzle classic.	03/31/03	9/10
Sonic the Hedgehog	Who's yo platform Daddy? That'd be Sonic, gaming legend extraordinaire	04/06/03	10/10

Xbox 360

Indulge your Machiavellian eccentricities autocratic-style with Tropico 3.

11/30/09

8/10