| 10-Yard Fight | I see the yards, but where's the fight? ::pummels the game:: | 08/23/00 | 5/10 |
| 1942 | Japanese game about a Japanese defeat? Oh well, I like the song "The March of the Midway". | 08/23/00 | 7/10 |
| 1943 | Kamikaze can be translated to mean "God's Breath", among other things... | 08/27/00 | 8/10 |
| 3-D WorldRunner | World-Wide Sports taken to a new level! | 02/01/00 | 7/10 |
| 720 Degrees | ::Spin, spin, spin...crunch:: OW! THIS REALLY SUCKS!!! | 08/31/00 | 4/10 |
| 8 Eyes | No, they aren't real eyes... | 09/07/00 | 7/10 |
| A Boy and His Blob | Cavities, Jelly Beans, and Blobs. Sounds like a day at my house. | 04/04/00 | 7/10 |
| Abadox: The Deadly Inner War | Geez, is this Aliens with a slightly different ending? I pity you, Ripley... | 09/13/00 | 7/10 |
| Adventure Island | Well, smack me with a ball-peen hammer! | 11/22/00 | 4/10 |
| Adventure Island 3 | Ah, the best for the NES in this series. | 02/09/00 | 7/10 |
| Adventure Island II | Lemme tell ya 'bout the time I defeated the aliens with some dinosaurs and an axe! | 02/09/00 | 7/10 |
| Adventures in the Magic Kingdom | Goofy, You've got some 'splainin' to do! | 02/02/00 | 5/10 |
| Adventures of Dino Riki | Stomp this game, Dino! Stomp it NOW! | 02/09/00 | 5/10 |
| Adventures of Lolo | Hey...why am I a little blue ball with eyes? | 02/09/00 | 7/10 |
| Adventures of Lolo 2 | More of the same game. | 01/31/00 | 7/10 |
| Adventures of Lolo 3 | Finally, a worthy sequel! | 01/31/00 | 7/10 |
| Adventures of Rad Gravit | Hey, Jay, Waddaya Say? | 02/09/00 | 6/10 |
| Adventures of Tom Sawyer | Thank you, Rush, for such a wonderful song. | 02/09/00 | 6/10 |
| Air Fortress | It's actually in space, not air. | 02/09/00 | 6/10 |
| Airwolf | Should have shot this one down before it was made. | 02/02/00 | 4/10 |
| Akira | Almost Straight from the movie. | 04/02/00 | 7/10 |
| Al Unser Jr.'s Turbo Racing | Fast and Furious, but where IS Al, anyways? | 02/02/00 | 5/10 |
| Alfred Chicken | Look out, Kentucky Fried Chicken! Alfred's here! | 02/02/00 | 6/10 |
| Alien 3 | A good game for a good system about a bad movie. | 02/09/00 | 6/10 |
| Alien Syndrome | Where's those guys from Contra, anyways? | 02/09/00 | 7/10 |
| All-Pro Basketball | This game shoots and scores on the graphic mark. | 02/02/00 | 6/10 |
| Altered Beast | Ressurected Fighters Go After Underworld Wizard! Film at 11. | 02/01/00 | 7/10 |
| Amagon | This is NOT Altered Beast. | 02/09/00 | 4/10 |
| American Gladiators | Nitro, Ice, Sunshine...aren't these drugs? | 02/09/00 | 5/10 |
| Antarctic Adventure | Have you ever skipped paradise for a Political Rally? I know I haven't... | 12/03/01 | 3/10 |
| Anticipation | Mario Party this ain't. | 02/09/00 | 4/10 |
| Arch Rivals: A Basket Brawl! | Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy PUNCH! | 02/10/00 | 7/10 |
| Archon | Not Chess, Not Fighting...Fess? Chiting? | 02/10/00 | 6/10 |
| Arkanoid | Forrest Gump would probably have been good at this game. | 02/10/00 | 6/10 |
| Attack of the Killer Tomatoes | Oh, where's George Clooney when you need him? | 04/04/00 | 7/10 |
| Back to the Future | Ack! Call the doctor, I think I'm going to DIE! | 02/11/00 | 2/10 |
| Bad Dudes | A lousy Cheeseburger? How about "No taxes for life"? | 02/11/00 | 5/10 |
| Bad Street Brawler | Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind... | 02/02/00 | 6/10 |
| Balloon Fight | Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...kid with a balloon? | 02/16/00 | 6/10 |
| Base Wars | Baseball, fighting...almost a good mix. | 03/02/00 | 6/10 |
| Baseball | Oy vay! | 03/02/00 | 6/10 |
| Castlevania | A cutting-edge classic! | 04/14/00 | 8/10 |
| Castlevania II | Curses! Foiled again! And since I was foiled again, here's some Curses! | 04/14/00 | 8/10 |
| Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse | Vegita makes a daring foray into the Essay-Style Review. Just as one would expect, no one cares. On to the review! | 09/10/01 | 8/10 |
| Contra | Stupid Konami Code! I keep dying! Help me! | 02/06/00 | 7/10 |
| Dragon Ball 3: Gokuuden | A refined Dragon Ball RPG spanning the entire series! | 04/11/00 | 6/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z | A unique but slow power system drags this otherwise great game down. | 04/04/00 | 8/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z Gaiden: Sa | An original DBZ game with custom attacks! | 04/07/00 | 7/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z II: Gekiga | A DBZ RPG with amazing graphics and easy gameplay! | 04/04/00 | 7/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z III: Resse | Amazing Graphics highlight this Dragon Ball game. | 04/04/00 | 8/10 |
| Dragon Ball: Daimaou Fuk | An innovative RPG game along the lines of Dragon Ball. | 04/11/00 | 6/10 |
| Dragon Power | Well, it WAS their first attempt... | 03/29/00 | 6/10 |
| Dragon Warrior | The highlight of the game was finding the flute. Really. | 02/06/00 | 5/10 |
| Duck Hunt | Wouldn't YOU love to see the dog get it? | 04/21/00 | 6/10 |
| Final Fantasy | Wham! Bam! Thank you, Square! | 04/21/00 | 7/10 |
| Final Fantasy II | A great sequel, with innovations pouring out of every port and orafice! | 04/05/00 | 9/10 |
| Final Fantasy III | Amazing Graphics, easy gameplay, BUY IT NOW! | 04/05/00 | 9/10 |
| Fist of the North Star | Ok, so I'm the only person in the WORLD that knows what to do in this game. | 04/10/00 | 2/10 |
| Gekitotsu Yonku Battle | Another new day, another old review. | 05/31/02 | 7/10 |
| Gradius | Options! Lasers! Bombs! Global Thermo-Nuclear Deathrays!-wait a minute. | 02/06/00 | 9/10 |
| Hogan's Alley | Stupid Gangster! Die this time! | 02/06/00 | 6/10 |
| Hydlide | The honorable Judge Wopner presiding... | 08/12/00 | 2/10 |
| King's Knight | Wonders abound as to where the title came from... | 07/14/02 | 4/10 |
| Kung Fu | Soh des ne? Yokatta... | 10/17/01 | 6/10 |
| Little Ninja Brothers | Cheesy Martial Arts fun! Rock Taco! | 04/06/00 | 7/10 |
| Mega Man | First in series: Yes. Best in series: No. | 04/09/00 | 8/10 |
| Mega Man 2 | An Awesome sequel to a pretty good game. | 04/10/00 | 9/10 |
| Mega Man 3 | If he can jump, then that SHOULD mean he can bend his legs, right? | 04/10/00 | 7/10 |
| Mega Man 4 | A new ability helps keep the Blue Bomber afloat in this sequel... | 04/10/00 | 7/10 |
| Mega Man 5 | Ok, NOW we're just not trying any more... | 04/10/00 | 7/10 |
| Mega Man 6 | The final Mega Man game for the Nintendo, and not a moment too soon! | 04/10/00 | 6/10 |
| Metroid | This game would sparkle with more! It is the truth in sense, yes!!! | 01/17/01 | 7/10 |
| Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! | Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind... | 02/06/00 | 7/10 |
| NES |  Straight from the Discovery Channel | 08/10/00 | 9/10 |
| Ninja Gaiden | An amazing work of art surrounding a story about Ninjas and Demons? All right, break out the nachos! | 04/14/00 | 9/10 |
| Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos | An enthralling game featuring Ninjas, Demons, and wierd see-through red clones...well, THAT'S wierd. | 04/14/00 | 9/10 |
| Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom | Yet another Ninja game with swords and evil everywhere. Woo hoo! | 04/17/00 | 8/10 |
| Penguin-Kun Wars | Vegita gets deranged and edgy, Penguin-Style! | 10/26/01 | 3/10 |
| Simpsons: Bart vs. World | I'd rather have my gums scraped by rusty barbed wire. | 02/06/00 | 3/10 |
| Simpsons: Space Mutants | Ah, a Simpsons game for the Nintendo. What a great idea...OH GOD NO! WHAT DID THEY DO??? | 04/05/00 | 5/10 |
| Spy Hunter | It doth not ageth well, sayeth I. | 04/16/03 | 2/10 |
| StarTropics | A new day, and old review. | 05/31/02 | 10/10 |
| Super C | Still tryin' to save the world, and only the only thing that can't kill them is their own weaponry? | 04/06/00 | 8/10 |
| Super Mario Bros. 2 | A VERY unique sequel to Super Mario Bros. (Although in Japan, this was another game entirely). | 04/21/00 | 9/10 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Getting ninjas off of the streets and back in the sewers where they belong. | 09/14/01 | 6/10 |
| The Addams Family | ::Click Click:: | 02/08/00 | 6/10 |
| The Adventures of Bayou Billy | I wish teh light gun would shoot Billy. | 02/09/00 | 5/10 |
| The Bard's Tale | An old school RPG that systems all around desperately need: a completely average game! | 03/02/00 | 5/10 |
| The Three Stooges | Hey Moe! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk... ::pokes Curly in the eyes:: | 04/05/00 | 7/10 |
| Who Framed Roger Rabbit | Vegita cleans the entryway closet and finds...a review! | 05/29/02 | 5/10 |
| Xenophobe | Calling Lieutenant Ripley...Lieutenant Ripley... | 02/07/00 | 5/10 |
