Contributor Recognition : Bobo The Clown

Arcade Games

Berzerk	Evil Otto, How I Love Thee! Let Me Count The Ways...	06/25/03	10/10
Pac-Man	Cooler Than Hillary Clinton's Love Life	08/02/01	10/10
Pong	The Epic Battle Of Left And Right	10/07/01	10/10
WWF Superstars	Watch Out For My 24 Millimeter Phythons! Oh yeah!	10/25/01	4/10
WWF WrestleFest	The Ultimate Arcade Wrestling Game	07/27/01	10/10

Atari 2600

Introduced Gaming To The Masses, Before Destroying It With Twenty Million Copies of 'E.T.'...

04/14/02

7/10

BBS Door

BBS Door	Never Heard of BBS Doors? You're Not Alone...	08/07/00	7/10
Legend of the Red Dragon	Greatest Door Game Ever	02/27/01	10/10
Trade Wars 2002	Got 47 Days? Okay, Good, I Might Be Able To Teach You About Trade Wars Then...	04/01/02	2/10
Usurper	A Good Start, But A Premature Finish, Like My First Time With... Uh... Nevermind...	01/25/02	9/10

Dreamcast

Dreamcast	Destined To Be The Bright Spot Between Two Sony Juggernauts... And Minty Fresh Too!	04/15/02	8/10
Marvel vs. Capcom 2	Worth The Five Billion Dollars It Auctions For? You Bet Your Sweet Ass It Is!	04/14/02	10/10
NBA 2K2	So Realistic You Can See All Of Iverson's Tattoos!	01/26/02	10/10

Famicom Disk System

Super Mario Brothers	Journey To The Land Of Talking Mushrooms, Forty Foot Trees, And Flying Turtles... No, It's Not Robert Downey Jr.'s Basement...	09/25/01	10/10
Zelda no Densetsu	For The Last Time - Link Is NOT A Sprite!	01/14/02	10/10

Game Boy

Tetris

Russian History 101: How Falling Blocks Relate To The Fall of Communist Ideology

08/04/01

10/10

Game Boy Advance

Breath of Fire II	Ryu Ryu Ryu, What I Am To Do Do Do...	06/12/02	7/10
Metroid Fusion	A Fusion Of Super Nintendo Gameplay And Crappy Game Boy Advance Color	12/15/02	10/10

Game Boy Color

Game Boy Color	Hey, The Gameboy Has Color! Only Four, But They Still Count!	09/25/01	9/10
Lufia: The Legend Returns	I Didn't Know Two Games Constituted A Legend, But Hey, Go With The Flow...	10/24/01	9/10

GameGear

Good Idea, Horrible Execution, And More Color Blur Than An Acid Trip...

04/14/02

5/10

Genesis

Altered Beast	Don't Kid Yourself, This Game Is No Classic	06/05/03	3/10
Genesis	One Of The Best Systems All-Time	08/07/00	9/10
Mortal Kombat II	One Of The Most Influential Games Ever	11/01/99	10/10
Phantasy Star IV	Phantasy Star? Someone Failed Fourth Grade Spelling...	08/28/01	10/10

Jaguar

Atari? What's That? Isn't That A Car?

11/26/00

2/10

Macintosh

Extremely Lacking

06/27/01

3/10

NES

Arkanoid	A Classic Example of Stellar Minimalist Gameplay	06/28/01	9/10
Bad News Baseball	Where The Hell Is Buttermaker???	01/26/03	8/10
Base Wars	If This Is Futuristic Baseball, Then I Never Want To Get Old...	06/28/01	6/10
Battletoads	Excellent Beat 'Em Up Game Made By... Rare???	03/01/01	9/10
Deadly Towers	Worse Than A Movie Headlined By Pauly Shore, Rupaul, Howard Stern, And Melissa Rivers	01/25/02	1/10
Double Dragon	As Old Skool As Run DMC	06/05/01	10/10
Dr. Mario	Apparently It's Pretty Damn Easy For A Plumber In The Mushroom Kingdom To Get a P.H.D....	01/13/02	9/10
Dragon Warrior	The First Real RPG Game For The NES	03/09/01	7/10
Dragon Warrior III	An Ironic Title, Considering That There Are No Dragons...	08/08/01	9/10
Final Fantasy	Good But Not Great Start To A Series	08/14/00	7/10
Galaga: Demons of Death	Wheeeeee	06/10/01	10/10
Godzilla 2: War of the Monsters	Godzilla + Other Monsters + Real Time Strategy = Ultimate Crap	01/27/02	2/10
Godzilla: Monster of Monsters!	badly dubbed voice Run! It Is Godzilla! Surely He Will Kill Us All!	01/26/02	5/10
Gradius	Gradius? A Better Selling Name Would Have Been 'Hot Nude Chicks'...	01/25/02	10/10
Hydlide	Um... At Least You Aren't FORCED To Play It...	06/20/01	1/10
Mega Man 2	Mega Man Kill Robot Dog! Mega Man Save Dr. Light! Mega Man Great! Blue Bomber Go! Yeay Mega! Marry Me Mega! Have My Babies! I Love You Mega Man!	01/16/02	10/10
Mega Man 6	snoresnoreawakes Errr Beat These Robots... snoresnore*	02/27/03	4/10
Metroid	Really, Who The Hell Was Justin Bailey?	06/14/02	10/10
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!	You Can Ask Robin Givens, It Stings More Than A Right Hook	06/20/01	10/10
Monopoly	Faithful Rendition Of The Board Game	03/11/01	8/10
Operation Wolf	The Only Game That Uses The Light Gun Well	01/31/00	8/10
Pac-Man	Blip blip blip blip bloop blip BLOOP!	03/03/01	10/10
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr	We Want Iron Mike! We Want Iron Mike! Down With Mr. Dream!	01/27/02	9/10
Roger Clemens' MVP Baseball	Playing This Stings More Than A Jagged Broken Bat Thrown At Your Skull	06/27/01	3/10
Rolling Thunder	Wanted - Pseudo KKK Members To Appear In Bad NES Game, Contact Namco For Details...	07/04/03	2/10
Tecmo NBA Basketball	Imagine A Basketball Game Where Everyone Moves Like Al Gore... The Possibilites!	01/20/02	10/10
Tetris	It's Like Final Fantasy, Except That It's Not A Role Playing Game, And It Doesn't Have Any Characters, And It Isn't Inhabited By Morons!	08/23/01	10/10
Ultimate Basketball	Slightly Better Than Absolutely Nothing	04/29/05	1/10
WWF Wrestlemania Challenge	WATCHA GONNA DO, When Hulkamania Runs Wild Over You???	04/14/02	8/10
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link	Why The Hell Are These Called 'Zelda' Games? Link Does All The Work... Typical Females, Can't Do ANYTHING Themselves...	01/19/02	8/10

Nintendo 64

Doom 64	If You're Going To Play Doom, This Is THE Game	11/29/00	10/10
GoldenEye 007	Overated? Probably. Great? Yes.	10/21/00	10/10
NBA Hangtime	The Sequel to NBA Jam Fails Awfully	11/25/00	3/10
NFL Blitz	You Already Tackled Me, Don't Hit Me Again! Ahhhhhhhh! MOMMY!!!	08/30/00	10/10
Nintendo 64	Flawed But Not Awful	10/14/00	7/10
Ogre Battle 64	I Love You Ogre Battle! Marry Me! Have My Babies!	04/14/02	10/10
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire	Quake + Star Fox = Fun?	07/02/01	5/10
Zelda: Ocarina of Time	The Gaming Equivalent of Star Wars Episode 1	08/05/00	6/10

PC

10SIX	There's A Reason We Used To Call This Game "10-Sux"	11/26/00	3/10
3D Pinball: Space Cadet	The Only Space Cadet Is You If You Play This Game! rimshot	09/26/01	3/10
Baseball Mogul 2000	Top-Of-The-Line Simulation Game	06/29/01	10/10
Baseball Mogul 2003	You Can Be George, Without The Ego!	07/30/02	9/10
Bejeweled	Arranging Jewels And Ripping Off SNES Games, What Could Be Better? Well, Besides Porn...	06/12/02	6/10
Castle of the Winds 1: A Question of Vengeance	Not Just The Punchline To A Crappy Joke!	10/22/01	8/10
Castle of the Winds 2: Lifthransir's Bane	Simple? Very. Fun? Very.	02/26/01	8/10
Diablo	click click click click click click Yes!	07/10/01	6/10
Doom	A Friendly Game About Darling Demons, Cutie-Wootie Cyberdemons, And Super Squishy Spiderminds!!!	08/06/01	10/10
Drug Lord	Feel The Rush Of Being A Major Drug Kingpin! Like Richard Simmons!	04/14/02	10/10
Half-Life	One Of The Few Times You'll Be Stalked By Monsters And Like It... Well, Hopefully	09/17/00	10/10
Heroes of Might and Magic II: The Succession Wars	In Terms Of Fun Factor, Ranks Slightly Below Being Attacked By Rabid Gerbils	08/30/01	3/10
Hitchhiker's GttG	Mostly Harmless	08/08/01	8/10
Kana Little Sister	One Of The Most Touching Games I Have Ever Played	01/15/03	10/10
Lemonade Stand	LEOMONADE!!! Get Your Ice Cold Lemonade Right Here! LEMONADE!!!	02/18/02	3/10
Might and Magic III	Might And Magic And Money And Marshmellows And Milkduds And Marriage And Milk!	09/26/01	10/10
Might and Magic IV	More Garbled Voices Than A Neil Young And Bob Dylan Duet	01/06/02	5/10
Myst	THIS Is A Game?	11/25/00	1/10
Raptor: Call of the Shadows	It's Not A Dinosaur Game, But It's Just As Fierce! Har Har Har!	08/28/02	8/10
Scorched Earth	Would Be A Fun Little Relic, But...	03/02/01	6/10
Solitaire	And The Captain Said, 'The Ship Is Going Slower, Throw On More Solitaire Reviews!'	09/01/01	10/10
The Oregon Trail	Reminds Me Of Fourth Grade Computer Class...	03/02/01	5/10
The Sims	Makes You Realize How Boring Real Life Really Is...	06/24/03	8/10
Warcraft III	Real Time Strategy Near Perfection...	07/24/03	10/10
Well of Souls	Not Too Shabby	06/11/01	7/10
Windows 95	Lacking As A Gaming Platform	03/11/01	7/10

Pinball

The X-Files

Good And Easy Table

03/01/01

7/10

PlayStation

Dragon Warrior VII	By All Means, Delude Yourself Into Liking This...	11/18/01	3/10
Final Fantasy Tactics	This Game Kicks Any Other Final Fantasy's Little Pasty White Figure Skating Butt	02/22/02	10/10
Legend of Mana	What A Garbled Mess...	05/30/03	3/10
MLB 2001	Closest You Can Get To Baseball Perfection On A Playstation	08/14/00	10/10
PlayStation	The First Dominant System Since The NES	07/29/01	10/10
Suikoden	A Larger Cast Of Characters Than The Betty Ford Clinic!	04/14/02	9/10
Valkyrie Profile	What The Hell Kinda Name Is 'Valkyrie'? What's Wrong With Lucinda? Or Maybe Gruntilda?	12/29/01	5/10
Vandal Hearts	An Overlooked Game In The Vein Of Final Fantasy Tactics	12/22/03	7/10

PlayStation 2

.hack//Quarantine Part 4	The Idiot's Guide To Screwing Up A Great Concept	06/09/05	3/10
Crazy Taxi	Ever Wonder Why 'Taxi' Has An I But 'Candy' Has A Y, Unless It's An Exotic Dancer?	12/09/01	8/10
Disgaea	Help To Exterminate The Innocents!	05/26/04	9/10
ESPN College Hoops 2K5	A Game John Wooden Can Appreciate	01/03/05	10/10
Final Fantasy X	Near Perfection, But Not Quite Reaching The Lofty Heights Set By Previous Games	02/19/02	8/10
Kingdom Hearts	A Dirty Brown Sock Wrapped Up In Pretty Paper	01/21/03	3/10
Madden NFL 2002	And Then WHAM, The Running Back Hits The Hole, And You Got Yourself A Twenty Yard Gain!!!	09/01/01	10/10
Madden NFL 2003	Bam! Tougher Than Tough Tough Actin’ Tinactin!	02/06/03	10/10
NBA Street	Wow	07/26/01	10/10
Shadow Hearts	'Shadow' In A Delicious Way, Not In A 'Ruin Your Basketball Game' Sort Of Way	07/14/02	10/10
Suikoden III	In Games With Animals As Characters, Why Doesn't ANYONE Think That It's A Little Weird That They Talk?	01/09/03	9/10
X-Men Legends	The License Is The Only Thing Done Right	01/10/05	4/10

Redemption

Skee-Ball	Not Since My Bachelor Party Has Rolling Balls Been So Much Fun!	04/13/02	8/10
Triple Jam	Maybe It's Hard For Some People To Score Two Feet From The Basket...	04/13/02	2/10

Saturn

Early Lead That Sega Couldn't Maintain

07/02/01

7/10

Sega 32X

Ah, We Hardly Knew Ye

11/25/00

5/10

SNES

Aerobiz	Wow! An Original Game!	11/01/99	7/10
Breath of Fire	Mommy, Mommy, Can I Be A Huge Flaming Dragon Too?	08/03/01	9/10
Doom	It's DOOM! Well, Sorta... Well, If You Squint REALLY Hard, It KINDA Looks Like DOOM...	02/11/02	3/10
Dragon Quest V	I Really Sass This Hoopy Game. Now Here's A Frood That Really Knows Where His Towel Is At...	11/27/01	8/10
Dragon Quest VI	A Classic Finally Translated, But There's STILL No Freakin' Dragons!	08/23/01	9/10
EarthBound	Quirky RPG Fun	08/08/00	7/10
Final Fantasy IV	Surprise! This Isn't Really The 'Final' Fantasy! False Advertising!!!	12/21/01	10/10
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest	If I Was A Hobo, This Would Be The First Game I'd Use For My Famous 'Hobo Stew' Recipe	08/07/01	2/10
Gradius III	Herky Jerky - Inappropriate Phrase For Shooters And Lovemaking	09/01/05	3/10
Illusion of Gaia	A Very Overlooked Adventure Game	08/03/00	10/10
Joe & Mac	Ah, The Competition, The Hair, The Mediocrity! How Sweet Thee Smell!	07/02/03	5/10
Mario is Missing!	Run! It's an Educational Game! Save Yourself!!!	01/06/00	1/10
Mega Man Soccer	Mega Man Finally Innovates, Too Bad It's In A Sport No One Plays, Well, Except Those Wacky Europeans! Go Eat A Scone Instead, Zany Tarts!	01/20/02	3/10
Mega Man X	Rock, Roll, Blues, Proto, It's All Too Bloody Confusin...	02/25/03	10/10
Might and Magic III: Isles of Terra	Slower Than Bob Dole Without Viagra	02/21/02	3/10
Mortal Kombat	No Blood? Most Indeedly BOGUS!	02/20/02	6/10
Mortal Kombat II	TOASTY!!!	02/19/02	10/10
NBA Showdown	I'mmmm Runnnninnnggg Innnn Slowwww Motttiiiioooonnnn.....	02/22/02	2/10
Paladin's Quest	A Prime Example Of Why Six Year Olds Should Never Be Allowed To Have Fingerpaint	11/19/01	2/10
Radical Dreamers	'How To Bury A Game Series' 101	04/27/03	2/10
Robotrek	Danger! Danger Johnny Five!	10/22/01	4/10
Secret of Mana	Why Are All These Games So Secretive!?!?!?!?!? Furtive Glance Over Shoulder AHHH!!!	12/27/01	10/10
SNES	Locked In An Everlasting Struggle With The Sega Genesis For 16-Bit Surpremecy	06/27/01	10/10
Super Bomberman	Ahhhhh RUN!!! IT'S GONNA BLOW!	11/23/00	10/10
Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts	Not Just Normal Ghouls! Super Ghouls! The Ghosts Are Normal Though, Apparently...	02/23/03	4/10
Super Metroid	Dedicated To A Special Retro Freak...	06/05/03	10/10
Terranigma	What the Hell IS a Terranigma?	08/23/01	8/10
The Legend of the Mystical Ninja	Nothing Quite Like A Hero Who Looks Like He's Had Ten Expressoes Too Many	01/20/02	10/10
X-Band	Kicked Butt Back In The Day When It Worked	08/02/00	1/10
X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse	Oh Yes Sweet Mother, Oh Yes	10/12/00	10/10
Zombies Ate My Neighbors	Zombies Ate My Neighbors! Trolls Ate My Parents! Ghouls Ate My SPECIAL Garden!	01/20/02	8/10

VirtualBoy

Virtual? HA HA HA

11/14/00

2/10